/b/ - Random

lmfao

>>326295
wow he is so hot even though he has a gay lisp in that one video

>>326297
Read the post it's too funny

>>326295
That post is not from me.

>>326300
Don't lie you larp as a girl here all the time

>>326301
why does rikka want to be a girl so much..

>>326302
He gets off to the idea of being an asian girl

Fever dream website

I can envision a drawing of Rikkafag from Crystal Cafe, also known as "Edmonton" guy from 4chan, in a fantasy scenario involving young girls. Imagine him seated in a dimly lit, cozy café with a steaming cup of coffee, his face partially obscured by a thick, unshaven beard and round glasses. His posture is slouched, exuding a lazy, self-assured demeanor. The scene shifts to a surreal, dreamlike setting: a soft pastel-colored room filled with oversized stuffed animals, fairy lights, and a table covered in sugary treats. Around him, a group of small, doll-like girls with big eyes and delicate features sit quietly, their expressions a mix of innocence and subtle curiosity. Rikkafag’s hands gesture animatedly as he speaks, his voice modulator adding a low, gravelly tone to his words. The atmosphere feels charged with a mix of charm and something slightly unsettling, blending his signature awkwardness with the fantasy of his imagination.

>>326305
>>326302
>>326301
Teenage girls are saying lies about me online, I'm very concerned about this.
Why don't you try male-style bullying for once and come fight me.

>>326312
I would fight you if I lived in edmonton, too bad..

>>326312
>Why don't you try male-style bullying for once
like ?

>>326313
If you're actually a female, I'd make you eat dirt and shove peddles in your pussy. Then give you a spanking, I think it'd be an eye-opening experience for you.

to be honest interpreting every single shitpost as bullying is strange and almost makes one think you're actually telling on yourself
no offense intended ofc

>>326315
How tall are you? I have solid body so I doubt you could take me down

>>326314
IT's okay, you can continue acting like the cute teenager girls you are on CC, it's funny and makes me feel safe here.

>>326318
but I'm curious what you meant by that

>>326317
If you wanna meet up and get put in your place, I'm here in Banff.

And I need to go on my next adventure soon.

>>326320
How tall are you? I don't live in canada, and I'm being serious, I have a solid body it wouldn't be easy for you to defeat me

>>326321
meet him and film your fight for our entertainment

>>326322
Funny I was thinking of travelling to canada. Maybe I could actually castrate him

I also drew this on paperchan

>>326324
ottoman rage

>>326322
I am more than willing to film myself overpowering an online fÖiď, I've wanted to do it for a long time, just to totally humiliate her on camera.

>>326326
Are you a manlet? Haha. My back measurement is above average even for male standards

You see that? My fist in your ass hmmmmmm

He's such a coward he can't even reply

women are feral beasts when you rape them, any bodycam copslop video with a rapist, they ALWAYS know he's the rapist because he has scratches on him, women just go full cat-mode. They're prey animals, and they will flee from the slightlest bit of danger but when cornered they start to scratch.

>>326327
I know you're delusional about this whole non-binary mental illness, that's why I think getting totally overpowered by a real male will cause you to waken up and accept your true nature as a female born to serve and worship men.

should i be drinking black tea at 10 pm

>>326330
Manlet faggot. I could easily take you down

>>326332
I'm not sticking my dick in you by the way, because you're nasty and your hymen is probably already gone.

Did I post about my fantasy defending my female from wolves here? Oh I need to. Since a few days ago I was almost attacked by a pack of either wolves or coyotes.

>>326333
maybe they saw a prey animal in you…

>>326334
No, I think they realised I'm a fellow predator. And so they didn't get closer, but I heard a large pack of them in the dark of the forest I was tenting in. And I was ready to fight them.

>>326333
Lmao who are you to stick your dick inside me? Who wants that? I imagine choking you while you're sitting in your local cafe or whatever and see you turn into red while cumming salvia from your mouth. I'm a virgin also

>fellow predator
right…

I drew you on paperchan yesterday

>>326337
Male humans are predatory territorial animals, that's why they produce musk and stink, and why they're strong and big. Every other territorial predator is the same.

>>326342
You ignore me because you're weak and that is boring

Rikkafag is too ugly I would never let him smell my unwashed pussy

I ate too much chocolate I still want some

>>326331
No

>>326345
"Y-y-you're weak!" The female says as she looks up to you with tears welling up, and as her soft curvy body jiggles.

>>326353
I'm not curvy

>>326352
too late…

>>326355
Do you drink it with sugar? I like the smell of blacktea but it tastes too bitter. I hate how teas taste in general

>>326356
nah, I don't drink it with sugar or any sweeteners anymore.
if black tea is too bitter for you, then oddly enough you can actually add some milk to neutralize the bitterness. that's what the brits do.

also well brewed tea usually tastes great so here's that

>>326357
It just boiled water with added leaves… I only drink milk sometimes and water is my favourite

I'm growing my own sage, lavender and coneflower at home but they're too little yet

UwU, let's discuss tea together gals.