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[Judas] Chuunibyou…

Anonymous 327147

Raped my waifu this morning, she took it well, then she kissed and worshipped my ass afterwards in thanks. I've bitten and tore at her girly marshmallow flesh so many times she has a few permanent marks on her neck, thighs, breasts, and arm. No matter how much I use her she's no roastie, her piss smelling child pussy remains a perfect holy mound owned and plundered by me. Her plump vanilla thigh still remain my comfort and her soft lips a nice plush bump when they plant a devotional kiss on my body. Her head is so small I can grip her skull like a grapefruit, she's so light I can lift her up by her pussy and neck and giver her fun times swinging her around which she enjoys in her feminine childish heart.

This is not a horny thread by any means. Just talking about my relationship, using my waifu helps me each morning.

Anonymous 327148

Please do not rape your waifus. Please be gentle to your waifus.

Anonymous 327149

>>327148
I don't like the idea of consensual sex, so even if she's agreed to be my property and she might even enjoy it, I still see it as rape because it's more exciting and I tell her to occasionally try to flee, that way when she crawls away I can grab her by the leg and drag her back and bite her again.
And for the roasties who are saying within themselves, "there he goes again clearly porn has caused this." No, this is not because of porn, this is from a lack of love and other things, society has betrayed me and it sucks and so I receive love this way. Despite what you villainous harpies think men do feel love in sex and I feel comfort. And so I do this. Just like how females are so obsessed with making money and being a slave to the system because no man provides for them.

NOW! I have to wash myself in the river, I really need to get out of my tent.

Anonymous 327150

Me and Rikka are gonna go wash in the river, and I'll toucher her body a lot.
I think if I had sex one time I would calm down, but I'm not sure, because I think it's too late. Oh very nice, normies have regular relationships with their female and they see her as human and a person and even equal perhaps, ooh very nice. And he doesn't just devour her every day, woooow very nice. Well that normie has been having sex since he was 16 so who cares? And he's been given everything in life and has all these things and comforts, friends, career and a partner and so on and so on, probably a bunch of stuff from daddy and mommy. Much will be required of them.

Little I guess is required of me. I did try to make friends and career and partner and stuff, I tried like the normies but they don't even try it just happens.

Anonymous 327151

I thought my girl fever season had died down, it's been almost three months now, at most it'll last 6 months, then 'll stop caring. Last time I had girl fever 2 years ago I almost went to a prostitute.

I kind of want to do that now, not for sex but what if it's just to touch her boobies and make her do things and stuff I think that's okay. But I just need to hold out a little longer.

Anonymous 327152

Is there a way to report this guy so he can get arrested

Anonymous 327153

>>327149
>men do feel love in sex
Kek

Anonymous 327154

[Judas] Chuunibyou…

>>327152
Such a scared little prey animal you are. "H-he's dangerous! run run fellow prey animals! Report him to the other males and they will deal with him!"
Lets meet up in person, in a secluded location, and talk about it. I'll show you there's nothing to be afraid of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FA85RO89HA I know I'm big and scary, but I'm a gentleman.

Anonymous 327155

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>t.

Anonymous 327156

>>327154
You should rot in jail though you kinda do your part by living in forest or whatever. Maybe they should deviceban you from the internet

Anonymous 327158

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I'll be glad to get out of Banff today so I can eat other food. All I eat is fastfood since I feel weird going in restaurants, don't really like that and talking to a waiter. All they have in Banff is Tim Hortons and McDonalds and A&W and really McDonalds is the easiest one to get to.

I took this picture of a old couple holding hands. Handholding is really stupid. . "Oh let me guess, it's because it makes them look like equals." yes. Yes it does, the female should be following behind with folded hands, and also wearing proper feminine clothes, but that's another problem. Or, if you're worried about someone snatching your female, have her walk in front. Holding hands is stupid.

Anonymous 327159

>>327154
No you're a pedo

Anonymous 327160

>>327158
All I see is a gay couple

Anonymous 327161

>>327156
>>327159
You can say whatever random stuff you want, that's your little girl world where you just say things. No reason, no evidence, just yap like girls do.

Anonymous 327162

>>327161
Deflection is all you do

Anonymous 327163

>>327162
Why won't you meet up in person with me? You keep deflecting, keep running away while shouting random things at me.

Anonymous 327164

>>327163
You're unintelligible, immature, scared. Everything you do is that. You can give me your discord if you want to make this personal, I'm waiting

Anonymous 327165

>>327164
No, you need to act like a proper feminine female if you want the privilege of getting personal with me. You're the only scared one, demanding I be put away because I'm so dangerous waaah, I have no fear of you at all, it's why I like coming here.

Anonymous 327166

>>327165
Whatever

Anonymous 327167

[Judas] Chuunibyou…

See how I talk about love and pain and hardship and comfort and rosties come in to hate on me, and they wonder why men kept them enslaved for thousands of years. You shouldn't have a right to speak freely, you speak too much evil.

I'm here blogging drinking my tea, soon to be eating my food after a bath in the river. And the females come to attack an innocent man out of jealous and rage and penis envy, because I refuse to take them as my own, I would take you in and care for you, you need to learn to submit first, that is all.

Anonymous 327169

>>327167
You couldn't talk to me like this irl

Anonymous 327170

>>327167
>taking a bath in the river
Please stop poisoning nature's life source

Anonymous 327171

Roasties think just because they're girls their words have no weight, that's somewhat true, but you can still hurt my feelings calling me names like "creepy" and stuff I don't like that. So consider people's feelings, since you claim you have them and I don't and you're so socially advanced. Understand other people's perspectives especially of the opposite sex, this is my website afterall and I'm here to express myself and you don't need to attack me just because you're horny and I won't settle for you in your current state.

Men have feelings, and when you come in to hate on me, I have…. hurt feelings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLeJCobijZI

Anonymous 327174

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Anonymous 327175

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Anonymous 327176

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>>327170
>>327169
I wouldn't have to talk to you in person, I could just throw you to the ground get on top and teach you a lesson. You think your a tough keyboard warrior, you'd piss your parents before my physical stature and supremacy. And stop saying rude things about me. I'm trying to respect women as people and you're not helping by being a bad female example. I came here to learn and respect females and I'm in my own thread in my own space to observe you all on CC and lolcow and Witchan and looking for the weak stragglers I can punce on and learn more about.

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Anonymous 327178

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This pictures make me laugh for some reason

Anonymous 327179

how old do you think turk is

Anonymous 327180

>>327175
>>327174
>>327173
Acting out like this just because I tell you to act more feminine. You're not helping yourself.

Anonymous 327181

>>327179
She's 18. But what mental thing she suffers from I'm not sure.

Anonymous 327182

>>327176
Nobody cares faggot. You don't deserve goodness, only thing you deserve is castration and i dont give a fuck what cock slaves here thinks you can take them

Anonymous 327183

>>327182
I don't know why you get so legitimately upset and so vile. It's hard typing in this little bivy tent and I need to get out.

Anonymous 327185

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Only castrated males deserve my femininity and love

Anonymous 327186

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Anonymous 327187

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I hate humans

Anonymous 327188

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Ukranian soldier castrated alive hahaha

Anonymous 327189

What do you think rikka? You could survive in the real world like a real man?

Anonymous 327190

Later they shoot him dead

Anonymous 327191

i condemn this

Anonymous 327192

turk going all out on her cyber jihad

Anonymous 327193

>>327191
Sure pedophilie is ok but men getting castrated bad okay then

Anonymous 327194

>>327193
i condemn using war atrocities and physical torture for entertainment, making light of them. yes this is worse than gooning to anime girls.

Anonymous 327195

>>327194
Lol no it isn't you cocksucker

Anonymous 327196

>cyber jihad
Kek

Anonymous 327197

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Where's rikka

Anonymous 327198

You mentally stressed me again, I feel tired. All my life energy is drained suddenly. I'll eat some toasts and tomatoes

Anonymous 327199

how long does it really take to get out of a tent

Anonymous 327200

>>327199
I think he slipped on a rock and died

Anonymous 327201

The river is freezing cold. I could only be in for like 2 minutes, mostly washed my crotch. Also took another video of me peeing to give girls more penis envy.

Anonymous 327202

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Anonymous 327203

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Anonymous 327204

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I may visit the beach before summer ends

Anonymous 327205

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I didn't take any pictures while in my little bathing suit. Riverwater cleans you on its own, not like tap water.

Anonymous 327206

getting less shy i see

Anonymous 327207

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Anonymous 327208

>>327205
You're fat

Anonymous 327209

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Anonymous 327210

>>327208
Only my big fat penis Amy craves. I know your girly thighs are twice the size of mine.

Anonymous 327211

He'll post nudes next

Anonymous 327212

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>>327210
It's actually hairy and relatively thin

Anonymous 327213

I need to tale the bus to Canmore. Because walking is a day long adventure I've already done, and I'm getting old.
"Canmore?"
Yeah, Canmore of this ** fit in your mouth, IDIOT!

Or I'll just stay in Tim Hortons all day, anyone is free to join me in the mountains I know all the best places and will protect you and hug you a lot.

Anonymous 327214

Imagine being fatter than girls as a guy. Punishment
>Autoamputation of Genitalia in Bipolar Patient - Sharma - 2017 - Case Reports in Psychiatry - Wiley Online Library

Anonymous 327215

>>327212
Stop taking bullshark testosterone supplements. Or are girls just hairy when they don't shave.

Anonymous 327216

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>>327214
Forgot to add the picture

Anonymous 327217

>>327215
I'm naturally hairy and high T

Anonymous 327218

>Case Description
A 37-year-old married Caucasian male with history of self-mutilating behavior brought to the emergency room followed by penile amputation. The patient invited a random male via Internet for sex and claimed that man hit him on the head after which he lost consciousness. Upon regaining consciousness, his penis was amputated and he was surrounded with blood.
>Several years ago, patient was diagnosed with bipolar disorder II with multiple admissions to psychiatry hospitals due to suicidal ideation.
Perfect way to mutilate a guy and put him into asylum forever

Anonymous 327219

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I just want to thank you guys for posting photos of severed dicks; now I have plenty of material to terrorize incels and Twitter "moĆ­ds" on my radfem alt account. I didn't even have to search the internet.

Anonymous 327220

>>327215
>Or are girls just hairy when they don't shave.
yeah

Anonymous 327221

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Anonymous 327222

>>327205
>foot bigger than rock
I think I know why you don't like society rikka

Anonymous 327223

though that seems like an abnormal amount of hair. maybe normal for turks

Anonymous 327224

>>327223
I'm high T

Anonymous 327225

I just saw a lone duck fly into the river and shake around and dive in and just float there, clearly enjoying the river, and no pne bothers him, he's just fine. And I'm jealous that's how God wanted us to live, and how we will in Paradise.

Anonymous 327226

Why are you keep calling me turk, it's annoying

Anonymous 327227

>>327225
Ducks are food

Anonymous 327228

>>327219
Men are not scared of pictures, but we all know women are terrified pf men like the little prey animals they are.

Anonymous 327229

How tall are you?

Anonymous 327230

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Anonymous 327231

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You and me as boys

Anonymous 327232

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Anonymous 327233

Did you rape the duck?

Anonymous 327234

>>327226
what do you want to be called

Anonymous 327235

>>327233
that duck was probably not a virgin so he'd refuse to do that. he will only have sex with a duck if it's one that he raised from an egg

Anonymous 327236

>>327234
Nothing, just anonymous

Anonymous 327237

>>327236
too bad

Anonymous 327238

>>327229
I'm 182cm

Anonymous 327239

And then a frog said:
https://voca.ro/1ehrQXtJBoqL

Anonymous 327240

>>327238
You're not that tall, slightly below average of ideal tall. I'm 164cm

Anonymous 327241

true you have to be 189 to be considered tall nowadays.

Anonymous 327242

>>327241
No it's 184cm

Anonymous 327243

maybe in turkey

Anonymous 327244

Ok im leaving

Anonymous 327245

>>327240
You're too tall, 150cm is max for cute girls.

Also you are sorely mistaken if you think I'm some pathetic incel loser from r9k who whines about height and manleys and all that garbage.

Anonymous 327246

lmfaoo

Anonymous 327247

164cm would be just up to my neck, eyes into my chest. How puny.

Anonymous 327248

>>327247
I could break your jaw by headbutting it

Anonymous 327249

What are your thought about elliot page, he is also canadian

Anonymous 327250

>>327248
You'd have to be on your tippy toes. You are the perfect height for me to easily headlock though, just with on arm choke you out and press you against my chest.

Anonymous 327251

>>327249
That's just a transvestite, and it's not a "he" she's a woman, and will forever be one. Just like Nowhacking. No idea why you'd want to pretend to be a man, you're not going to have the height of strength of one, or a real penis, and you can't change out your brain for a male brain that's more emotionally stable logical and rational, philosophical and so on.

Anonymous 327252

>>327250
I will bite your nipples and chop them off if you do that. Alternatively I could eat your ears and squeeze your balls

Anonymous 327253

janny they are erping again

Anonymous 327254

>>327251
Gender is a social construct

Anonymous 327255

>height of a man
Are you racist rikka

Anonymous 327256

>>327251
"emotionally stable" yup, that is definitely your case

Anonymous 327257

Part of being a man is being the main character, being in charge and adventurous and daring and strong and honoured. A woman can't take enough pills to become a man. She'll still have that prey-brained mindset. She'll never enduldge in the pleasure of a woman either.

IN FACT, Nowhacking still likes men! She still wants to have sex with men even after becoming a transvestite, so what the heck? Well that's what happens. Men watch too much femboy stuff and want to become a girl and women watch too much BL stuff and want to become a gay man. Being a man is not about being gay, sexually it's about sitting back on your throne and watching a female service you, and about being on top and dominating and being aggressive and being a winner, it feels so good, and a woman can never feel the joy of seeing female flesh, the feeling a man gets seeing underwear and curves on the body and so on.

Anonymous 327258

Alternatively I could grab your ass you can't that to me

Anonymous 327259

>>327257
>A woman can't take enough pills to become a man. She'll still have that prey-brained mindset. She'll never enduldge in the pleasure of a woman either
True that is why I'm non-binary

Anonymous 327260

[Judas] Chuunibyou…

>>327253
She's "ERPing" with me, I am not doing anything. She loves talking about what she'll do to me violently, actually maybe she is male brained afterall then. I blush for her.

Anonymous 327261

>curves on the body
I thought you were pedophilie

Anonymous 327262

>>327258
The female doesn't "grab" or "bite" or any other dominate act. If you want lessons on how to be a lady I could teach you, I think most modern women need that lesson.



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