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Anonymous 332312

It's come to my attention that some of you handmaidens desire to sniff my balls. Hmmph. I may allow such a thing, but only with the proper respect and honour, you must first place your head on the ground and proclaim me your owner and master for life, you will refer to me as "Glorious Master" from now on.

Anonymous 332313

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My hefty large balls, you shall hold and caress them in your hand and plant kisses of worship on them. The masculine musk will fill your lungs and calm you and naturally teach you to submit and know your place is at my feet.

Anonymous 332315

I'm so excited to eat burgers soon. I already blogged today:

I'm going to do my midday schedule no matter what. All the good are gone, I will fight to the end, so there!
What bothers the most, is the fact you CAN'T fight the internet and win. The greatest person would not win against the internet, it is the most evil system.
You WILL be hateful and bitter and racist and hate the opposite gender and you will join The Cluster, to be anti-human. Your goodness will only fail and be corrupted and you WILL indulge in porn and vanity. Muahahahaha you cannot win against The Cluster. All your old friends are dead, the internet is nothing but us now!
But behold I will not submit, I will make it to the end. All your won battles and I'm still standing. Like Mr. Christian in the Pilgrim's Progress, when he fought against Abaddon, I have no armour on my back and if you turn to flee he will deal a critical blow. Lose a battle? God won the war buddy boy.
I feel like I'm not hitting the bottom and bouncing up, I need to just get back up. Things are getting worse though all the time, the world– but mostly because unfortunately I can't exist in the real world, I'm not allowed I guess. In the real world you do have real people every so often, it's like Gandalf's speech from the hobbit movies about small acts of good holding back evil, which is such a strange scene because it's very base Tolkein, more of that would have saved the movies. But small acts are done, but a lot of people do the opposite, just nasty right? Well the nasty people are the only ones online or perhaps that's all you can do online. Either way so it's hard to make it to the end.

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Anonymous 332318

I refuse to post on my blog, because I don't want to post online, I refuse to post on 4chan or discord or anything whatever.

Somehow I post on 8chan or crystal.cafe or something though? There's too many. It'll end eventually.

Anonymous 332319

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But that's only because girls are so funny and any time I read what they right it makes me excited because I want to pull their hair and manhandle them and play with them.

If your body doesn't look like this, you're a subhuman female.

Anonymous 332320

But don't worry, I'm okay even if you're subhuman I'll keep you in my apartment.

Didn't I say I had other things to do? And I do, it's just hard. there's– yesyes.



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