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Anonymous 333670

Would you prefer laying eggs to giving birth?

Anonymous 333672

that sounds terrible… the egg has to come out of you full size, so how long is it gonna be in there? are we gonna be laying every day??

if the egg comes out smaller and grows (not sure how that would work at all) then i could see an appeal. but if we have to keep current offspring size, im sticking with birth for marginal benefit :/

Anonymous 333673

>>333670
Yes but alternatively, what if they were just born smaller? We could also just have tiny babies that grow really fast and have to be fed special nutrient dense milk and kept warm.

Anonymous 333674

>>333672
Yeah but why would it have to be that size

Anonymous 333675

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I want to lay eggs with prizes inside, like nugs of weed, toys and fun pills.

Anonymous 333676

>>333675
And I would never share them with moids. I would trade the prizes with my besties. Scrotes would be so jealous the world would be completely different. Kek they'd be bitter everyday without a gatcha womb.

Anonymous 333680

I guess laying an egg would just be like taking a big poo so I suppose it wouldn't feel any worse than giving birth but then again the amount of pushing you'd have to do would probably cause a bad prolapse or something.

Anonymous 333681

>>333676
selfish

Anonymous 333684

I would prefer to lay a clutch of eggs and a male fertilizes them later like a frog. Zero moid interaction is the dream

Anonymous 333812

I practice with jell-o eggs and like laying eggs alot

Anonymous 333820

>>333812
Gross question but how does that work do you shove them up your ass and try to force them back out?

Anonymous 333848

>>333670
Eggs are periods. Just saying.

Anonymous 333858

>>333848
Would you rather lay an egg or have a human period? Say an egg the size of a baseball and it take 10 minutes.

Anonymous 333915

Deffo eggs kek

Anonymous 333945

>>333858
It should have the same size than a baby, so the eggs would have the size of a basketball.
No regrets?

Anonymous 333965

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>>333945
No way the eggs would be the size of a tennis ball. The babies would be tinyyyy. They'd have to be fed extremely nutrient dense milk and kept warm

Anonymous 333987

>>333965
All eggs are the size of the full sized animal that get out of it.
At an absolute minimum it would be melon sized.

Anonymous 334198

>>333987
Nah actually they have to be smaller, and the baby have to be smaller so that it doesn't consume as much oxygen inside the airtight egg. There is only so much in there until it hatches.

Anonymous 334199

>>333965
is this level of cozy achievable natty?

Anonymous 334204

>>334199
It should be achievable for everyone god

Besides look at the 50s,60s, 70s and 80s

Anonymous 334205

>>334204
What do those decades have to do with laying eggs nona

Anonymous 334206

>>334205
Hope and optimism

Anonymous 334207

Are these kinds of chat rooms really still active? Lol

Anonymous 334424

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An ostrich egg is about 5 inches in diameter



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