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How to find bf as a socially awkward weirdo Anonymous 335817

Pls give me tips on how to find a bf. I am in my early 30’s and have never had a bf before. I grew up in a pretty religious household and wasn’t allowed to have bfs until my early 20’s and I think my parents regret that decision considering now I can’t find a bf to save my life. They keep bugging me to find a husband now. So as someone who has like 2 friends and doesn’t really go out, how do I find a bf?

Anonymous 335818

Disney Animated Sh…

I'm not going to be your boyfriend. Me and Amy are already married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOGmMjbVFos
AMY NOW I KNOW! I WAS WRONG! I GLUCKED UP AND NOW YOU'RE BUP!

Anonymous 335819

Oh I forgot, now is the best time to post the Crystal.cafe theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGkqvx2kGQ

Anonymous 335820

Disney Animated Sh…

THERE'S A HOLE IN HER HEART ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CRADLE!

Anonymous 335821

>>335819
I hate this kind of music tbh

Anonymous 335822

>>335821
This one's for the end when you're dying alone.

Anonymous 335823

Take notice of how the female says "boyfriend" instead of "husband" that's how you know she's already doomed, it's over for her, like most females she's walled and all she has left is her cute animal pictures to comfort her as her ovaries dry up.

Don't laugh, it's sad.

Anonymous 335824

CHINA IS COOKED - …

Best to just start getting a bunch of cats. Your destiny is ahead. Get on the moped and start delivering food to happy couples with a stay at home housewife who didn't waste her life with a career. While you occasionally sit on the bench at the park hoping a guy takes you home.

I blush for you.

Anonymous 335825

Kono Healer, Mendo…

Amy, I'm bullying another one of your users, better get here quick if you think you can keep me from spitting my facts.

Anonymous 335826

>>335824
I need to go back and make a gif of this, because the video is so funny, the girl is trying to get it to move and she's not strong enough.
It was two videos because in China now females are starting to do these jobs and the Chinese men are so surprised to see women they take videos of them and it's just so cute and funny.

Anonymous 335827

Atsumare! Fushigi …

Amy, can you do that thing where you delete my posts and then make a new post saying "Sorry about all those horrible rude posts you got, anyway let me give you useless supporting self-affirming–" HAHAHAHAAHAH I can't! I cannot! Amy, it's so funny.

Anonymous 335828

>>335827
What’s your damage?

Anonymous 335829

>>335828
1d12(+1) when I'm using swords.

By the way Rainbolt dailies is back! I'm so happy. My boy is back at it again. So I won't have time to play with teenage misandrist girls online.

Anonymous 335830

>>335829
Are you from 4chan?


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