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/brit/ Anonymous 37682
A general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.
What part of britain are you from girls?
Anonymous 37683
Iyaaa liverpool lass believe it or not lol
Anonymous 37687
>>37682come on lasses let’s get this thread geared up and ready to go, sorry state of affairs only having four posts within nought but a quart of the hour xx
Anonymous 37747
Philomena Cunk is watching this thread.
Anonymous 37750
I like your fish and chips and period movies but I don't understand any of your accents.
XOXO, a neighbour from the Continent
Anonymous 37751
>>37750If it makes you feel any better, half of us cant understand each other either.
Anonymous 37780
>>37751I understand the british accent more than the american accent. But maybe is because I watch a lot of british movies
Anonymous 37783
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Do you have a loicence for creating this thread, luv?
Anonymous 37785
>>37780I watched Under the Skin not all that long ago and some of the northern accents were completely and utterly incomprehensible. I think that was partly done intentionally by the filmmaker but damn it wasn't just "thick" it was
impenetrable.
Anonymous 37792
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North West, I travel to Liverpool a lot for work.
Anonymous 37824
are the Isles of Scilly a nice place to visit?
Anonymous 37845
actually cannot deal with this heat today
>>37816on the loo?
Anonymous 37857
>>37845It's only getting worse, tomorrow is supposed to be mid-high 30s or something.
I'm going to die.
Anonymous 37859
>>37858Yeah well you lunatics are
used to it.
Plus you've got air-con, which none of us do.
Also [some joke about criminals and drug abuse and so on, you know the drill, god save the queen]
Anonymous 37861
>>37858you have air conditioning, I have a piece of A4 paper folded into a fan and a damp flannel…
Anonymous 37868
>>37858I still can't get used to the idea that Australia's seasons are the opposite of what most of us experience.
Anonymous 37873
>>37859>>37861Really not everyone has AC. I live in a crumby old house without one, all I have is an electric fan which I 100% recommend for you in your situation. Of course no new house would go up without one now.
Doesn't help either if you work outdoors, in a warehouse or factory, if you work as a driver of some sort, or really anything that isn't office-ish type work. People are still going about their day no problem. The only time I've seen people outside stop work completely is when it hits >40.
If you have to do anything in that weather - even if it's as simple as like going to the corner shop - just drink lots of water, stay in the shade as best you can, and take lots of little breaks so your body can recuperate. Do your best!
Anonymous 37897
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>>37891
What part of London are you from lass?
Anonymous 37937
>>37891
Anglos have always stolen their culture to begin with. Can't loose what you never had.
Anonymous 37940
>>37868what the fuck do you do on christmas day with your family? I mean lunch and presents sure. But what about all the time in between if you don't drink 15 beers outside before it gets dark?
Anonymous 37943
>>37897The chav part of London. Am I right or am right, >>37891?
Anonymous 37959
>>37943All of London is chavvy, not a single area of worth to be found in the entire city.
Anonymous 37960
>>37959sorry but you can only be a chav if you are white working class, of which there are few in London
Anonymous 37961
Just came here from /brit/
What happens here?
Anonymous 37994
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>>37961we laugh at the dumb americans who think the welsh are attractive now because of the actor who played Elton John in Rocketman
Anonymous 38088
reckon you lasses should come over to /brit/
Anonymous 38089
>>38087haha benis :–DDDDDDDDD
spurdo sparde
Anonymous 38758
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HI I'M RORY STEWART AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ELECT ME AS KING OF GREAT BRITAIN. OBSERVE THIS BOOKSHELF BEHIND ME. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A HOST OF ERUDITE AND EDIFYING "PENGUIN CLASSIC" COVERS. THIS PROVES I AM INTELLIGENT, HANDSOME, WITTY, AND POSSESS A MASSIVE WILLY.
Anonymous 38955
who you asking to the crystal cafe - /brit/ after school disco lads?
Anonymous 38981
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What do u lassies think of the recent rise of gammon memes?
Anonymous 39090
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anglophile form Sweden worrying about Englands demographic doom>>38981Love them.
Anonymous 39102
>>39090Oh god now I crave greggs shitty pizza slices.
Damnit.
Anonymous 39449
I hate /brit/ threads. It's just stupid memes and nothing to do with actually living in the UK at all.
Anonymous 39466
>>39449But that pretty much sums up living here.
What else is there to talk about right now other than endlessly fucking rehashing whether or not Brexit is going to completely derail the country forever, or just mostly derail it for a while?
Anonymous 39471
>>39439on this drag queen in particular? or the show? I'm looking forward to it! I'm a big drag race fan though so
Anonymous 39475
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So tell me Brits, does this taste as good as it looks like?
I regret not getting it during my holidays in your country.
Anonymous 39476
>>39475>does this taste as good as it looks like? >looks like vomit mixed with pooI don't want to be rude but as a person who's very sensitive when it comes to how the food looks like and feels in the mouth it amazes me how people can look at something like this and say it looks good.
For some reason I've suddenly felt the need to make that remark, I guess because it's so bizzare for me but I understand that I'm the weird one here.
Anonymous 39478
>>39476You might want to check with your doctor if your poo comes out with colourful bits.
Anonymous 39479
>>39478>vomit mixed with poovomit does
Anonymous 39480
>>39475its decent. its really easy to make yourself at home if you want. its basically just mashed potato and minced beef
Anonymous 39918
Had a horrible dream
Did some random shit with Gordan Ramsey about people writing in about some primitive cooking book, only for some reason it involved a whole bunch of chicks sending their tits in
And i really wanted the book but i kept forgetting what it was called and half waking up and wanting to write it down then forgetting
Only to slip back into sleep and for Gordon to give it back to me a few times and one time a golf club as well for some reason
But then there was a recession and i got a job offer in Melbourne so flew down. But when i got there my mum sent me a Facebook message saying it was probably fake and why would they head hunt somebody like me during a recession.
So i got annoyed and was walking around Melbourne i decided i may as well have a beer.
There was one of those counter sticking out of the wall places like which might sell coffee only they only sold xxxx and vb.
The weird thing is though all the melbournians were only drinking xxxx even though its a Queensland beer.
And im standing at this fucking counter for ages. New people are constantly coming but im never served.
Theres a list of all the sizes of beer but they're all wrong.
Normally i can't read in dreams but shit like a schooner is called a schooeeywooey and middy(which people use in Melbourne i think) was a midriff.
And i want a pint but im not sure if i should be self conscious about it because everybody else is getting runt sized beers.
Never got my beer just woke up
Anonymous 57186
alri lasses as if this is still up haha mental that
Anonymous 57232
Why's it so bloody hot…
Anonymous 64858
>british
>culture
Lol'd. Nice joke.
Anonymous 67159
wtf I made this thread a year ago and unironically forgot the name of the website. No way is it still up haha.
Anonymous 67160
>>39889First album is their best. Fight me.
Anonymous 70321
im not even from britain but looking back on my life every tv show i have truely loved was from UK. any shows you can reccomend?
Anonymous 255296
>>255291i ate a sandwhich with fish n chips inside
Anonymous 255298
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I'm from the island continent of Britain. I work at the local fish and chip mine digging for fresh cod and halibut. My sister cleans chimneys for the count of Worcestershire. We use our meager salaries to buy stale bread and porridge. We live in a large shoe and use collected rainwater to brew our tea. It's a hard life but a humble one.
Anonymous 304141
>>304140wow rorke's actually quite fit
Anonymous 304143
Just did a massive period poo, you know how it is
Anonymous 304144
corr proper old thread this
Anonymous 304153
Stuffing my cunt full of concrete
Anonymous 304155
>>304153That's actually super bad for your ph levels x
Anonymous 304163
>>304159whats that meant to be on his chest
Anonymous 304168
kicks down the door to crystal cafe with my 5 incher out
right who wants it
Anonymous 304169
bends over and spreads my pooey snatch open
Anonymous 304179
>>39918>gordan ramseyfucking howling
Anonymous 304185
Reckon this might be the site I finally find a gf
Anonymous 304192
sticking firecrackers up my arse and cunt and blowing them into one mega pooey hole
Anonymous 304199
sucking on my own tits
Anonymous 304209
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off to buy a few hundred bin bags before shops shut
Anonymous 304218
>>304217think its anon but for women
thats my guess
Anonymous 304227
Need to learn a new lexicon if we're going to be posting here forever onwards
Anonymous 304233
bet you lads didn't know there's a secret nsfw board
ladies looking at pornos, can you imagine?
Anonymous 304238
>>304233cor my noonoo's gone all soggy
Anonymous 304240
>>304238T H I S
MY FLAPS ARE SLICK WITH BURNING LONGING
Anonymous 304241
>>304234oh yeah i forgot. got that phantom willy feeling again.
Anonymous 304242
just had some frozen pizza
Anonymous 304243
>>304233>bet you lads didn't know there's a secret nsfw boardladies looking at pornos, can you imagine?
fascinating
Anonymous 304244
>>304238so that's where me bonjela went
Anonymous 304246
ordered a kebab ladies
Anonymous 304247
might have a lambrini, ladies.
Anonymous 304254
sucking on my own cock (female)
Anonymous 304257
Might get pregnant then have an abortion
Anonymous 304258
why is there a 13 minute time delay on posts
am i slow or is the site slow
Anonymous 304260
enacting a gay porn waltz
Anonymous 304264
Moids could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be moids anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tits. "I HATE MOIDS" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her boyfriends entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her slender veins and washed away her (merited) fear of moidities after dark. "With a boyfriend, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
Anonymous 304269
really really want to know what we all think about ruby grangler here
Anonymous 304272
couple of creme eggs and a load of mini eggs right up my arse ready to lay on sunday
Anonymous 304285
farting out of my female ass
Anonymous 304304
>>304300Eat my shit you fucking gay idiot
Anonymous 304314
sucking another man's cock (I'm gay)
Anonymous 304323
might give the old vagina a rinse
Anonymous 304329
sucking another woman's clunge (I'm gay)
Anonymous 304343
little confession
all this time ive been saying ive got the dhoop cones on nag champa
i dont actually have any idea what that means
Anonymous 304362
>>304323>might give the old vagina a rinsefascinating
Anonymous 304400
erecting a stone circle in my smeggy bedroom
Anonymous 304404
>>304343it says nag champa on my incense box
hope that helps x
Anonymous 304413
>>304404cor love to give you a good sniff
Anonymous 304417
suckling marrow out an old bone
Anonymous 304421
>>304404I've got loads of that too (I'm a man)
Anonymous 304433
>>304425Haha hey there ladies looking good
Anonymous 304436
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like to see rorke explaining her way out of this one (if she can)
Anonymous 304507
so this /brit/ is just sacked trannys yeah
Anonymous 304557
>>304543back in your coffin daywalker
bleh!
Anonymous 304714
>>304663
this post has been fact checked and verified by the council of crystal cafe oldfags
Anonymous 304793
>>304783
Nuff a dem man kno he got dat wing on lock dough
Anonymous 304921
>>304920
Get him down to the vet KEK am I right ladies
Anonymous 304973
>>304574what do you mean what do i mean?
reveal yourself sacked tranny
Anonymous 305296
>>304973im not part of the namefag soap opera cast haha you know me as well as i know you
Anonymous 305298
The supreme court just ruled that trannies are not women
Anonymous 305303
wtf is going on here, have we been raided?
Anonymous 305332
>>305309Get his fat juicy nips pinched
Anonymous 305368
what happened to the other thread
Anonymous 305375
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>>305368Looks to me like you've all been done in for being a load of rotten nogoodniks
Anonymous 305380
namefag 4cuckoid refugees get the rope
Anonymous 305419
fuckin ell ladies got a right spillage in the works
Anonymous 305423
>>305421If you think about it in a way this
is Miss 4chan aha x
Anonymous 305425
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Is this the refugee hotel I was promised?
Anonymous 305426
please help me I have no real way of knowing what time or date it is or where I am without regularly posting on /int/
Anonymous 305427
>>305421I want a 4chan manon to breed me and make autism babies
Anonymous 305436
>>305433get in the fucking toil mines with the rest of us
Anonymous 305438
cor imagine if the boys version of /brit/ had a thread 5 years old. tuyly they were missing out.
Anonymous 305439
>>305433It's over for me once they start coming for UC
Anonymous 305442
>>305433They've got his site and they're coming for his PiP, it's over for him
Anonymous 305447
Got the curtains drawn and the lights off sat in my smelly bedroom listening to REM Everybody Hurts thinking about the world before woke and rocking back and forth
Anonymous 305468
>>305427I'm a manon who could produce autistic children!
Anonymous 305469
>>305465me? got an oversized towel nailed over the window
Anonymous 305470
>>305468Yeah me too just need some gullible food to spaff inside
Anonymous 305471
My learning difficulties are more profound than yours
Anonymous 305473
Do you guys remember those 1000 degree knives against things? How come they don't make those anymore?
Anonymous 305474
>>305470manon gang gang coming for vulnerable autist femoids to impregnate and create the next gen of UC claimants
Anonymous 305476
>>305474Nonas and brinnies, ivory and ebony, living together in perfect harmony
Anonymous 305492
How's it going lasses?
Anonymous 305494
>>305473Business model was no good cause they got too cold by the time anyone bought them
Anonymous 305495
Good evening girls how's it grangling
Anonymous 305500
lent over the toaster and singed my tits
Anonymous 305505
pikeys come to pick up mattress and ive just disgrangled the bedframe
no more sacrificing gaming performance for slumberg
Anonymous 305517
>>305516
Have to stop doing this.
Anonymous 305531
>>305468Hraaaaaa get pegged get pegged get pegged get pegged get pegged
Anonymous 305532
>>37682vgh…well here we are…our new home :3
Anonymous 305536
not sure how to feel about the supreme court decision :/
Anonymous 305537
would you let a Brincel in the bathroom with you?
Anonymous 305538
>>305536Fit trannies in YOUR area just became even more desperate and demonised
Get them seen to
Disappear without a trace
Anonymous 305539
It's funny that this random thread from 5 years ago has become a dumping ground for 4channers.
Anonymous 305540
>>305539Never guess who made it 5 years ago
Anonymous 305544
>>305543We all are. Biologically.
R-Right…?
Anonymous 305548
omfg im so fucking bored, fucking fix it faster gookmoot i want my /co/ and /out/ back
Anonymous 305551
I'm a certified oldfag of … whatever this website is. Been here since uhhh 2003 or whenever the site was founded
Anonymous 305555
when's /yorkshire/meet nonas?
Anonymous 305565
ermmm why did they delete the 4chan refugee threads
Anonymous 305566
>>305565Moids got too comfortable there
Anonymous 305569
Any Nonas wanna hold hands in front of the boys?
Anonymous 305583
Opinions on Seaside Mark ladies?
Anonymous 305596
ramming a wooden post into my clunge like a battering ram at high speed there's smoke and everything coming out of it
Anonymous 305597
smells like roast beef in here
Anonymous 305616
>>305583If he never had fish odour syndrome he woulda worked all his life.
Anonymous 305624
>>37682Refugees spread to other sites also.
Eight and soy party.
Anonymous 305658
any of you girlies up to much tomoz?
Anonymous 305662
>>305658Gonna get my shit punched in by myself, probably. Why?
Anonymous 305664
Touching my cock (male)
Anonymous 305665
BIG FUCKING OILED GREASY HAIRY WAZZOCK KNOBULE UP SWEATY HAIRY WANK SHIT COCONUT SEX ARSE
Anonymous 305668
Stuffing shit down my dick hole
Anonymous 305671
enters thread in jorts
Anonymous 305672
Got a super rare shiny Fool in my tarot booster pack
Anonymous 305673
I guarantee that the previous 15 poster are moids
Anonymous 305674
Got the steamy ai jerma audio on
Anonymous 305676
got called speccy becky on tattle
Anonymous 305679
>>305678why won't you post a pic of your rare card?
Anonymous 305686
I think it should be mandatory for all men who post here to post their penises haha 😄
Anonymous 305687
doing a girly poo aha ladettes xx
Anonymous 305690
>>305686Dicks or gtfo
Return the pain back
Anonymous 305692
>women only space full of retards
What a surprise lmao
Anonymous 305695
got called moidsmaid penelopade on asherahs garden
Anonymous 305699
>>305685Grabs you by the throat Back the fuck off!??!?
Anonymous 305702
Ayy ohh I'm bein a fuckin gay man ova here with my cock and balls and Y chromosomes WHOA!
Anonymous 305703
Evening
How was everyone's day
Anonymous 305705
I am a Man
Hear me roar!
Anonymous 305706
I am an employed woman
Anonymous 305707
got called a common hussy on ao3
Anonymous 305712
Summoning an evil poo out my arse using all manner of forbidden occult witchcraft & wizardry
Anonymous 305729
Post British Man Hands Please
Anonymous 305730
Doing an unexplained paranormal poo where it's a proper whopper despite the fact I've not really eaten for days
Anonymous 305745
reckon we should all be really good friends
Anonymous 305786
just been admitted into the wokerati
Anonymous 305787
Guzzling a pot noodle from my fine china teacup with my little finger extended
Anonymous 305790
hetty vacuum giving me the come hither eyes
Anonymous 305794
Got told to 'blog on' in /feels/
