Good afternoon, welcome to the cafe! Please relax and enjoy your stay. Today's recommendation is peppermint tea, and we have a variety of assorted finger sandwiches and scones for afternoon tea. What would you like to order, young miss?
I want the macaroni and cheese.
1 full tea set with jasmine milk tea.
Our home cheese sauce is made from white cheddar and we hand-pull the noodles ourselves in-house! Please enjoy this cheesy labor of love, young miss.>>8227
Here is your jasmine milk tea, young miss. We use only loose-leaf tea and organic milk from grass-fed cows.
If there is anything else we can do to serve you, do not hesitate to let us know.
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Please enjoy your cinnamon roll fresh from the oven and our home-made strawberry jam for your milk tea. This sweet delight will surely warm you up on this brisk winter afternoon, young miss.
We sincerely apologize for the wait, our orders are prepared with love because we make everything from scratch!
you're cute, op. I love you.
Thank you for your kind comment young miss. At Cafe /b/eaucoup we always strive to create a magical customer service environment for our esteemed clientele.
Indeed, we have a special seating area for guests who request to dine with cats! Our cats have hypoallergenic fur to accommodate everyone's needs and they are all rescues who are available for adoption upon request. We also have other dining areas with dogs, dragons, and spiders.
I'll…take the, ehm, peppermint tea, I guess.
Are you having a nice day, waitress-chan?
Here is your peppermint tea young miss, made with real fresh cut peppermint leaves from our tea garden. I am having a wonderful day, thank you very much for asking! Every day spent serving homemade food and beverages to my good friends at Cafe /b/eaucoup is a good day. How is your day, young miss?
Thank you <3 Nom nom, so tasty and cheddary!
Thank you so much! I'm having a nice day so far and this visit has just made it a bit better.
Again, thank you, waitress-chan! Please know that your efforts are appreciated and please have a good day you too!
I would like a cup of goyim blood, thank you.
Thank you young miss, I will send your compliments to the chef! Are you ready for dessert? Our recommendation today is the lavender icecream, it has a delicate herbal flavor and aroma.>>8242
Thank you so much for stopping by! Cafe /b/eaucoup is open 24/7, please come again and enjoyee your time here. <3>>8244
Sir that is not on the menu. Our waitresses need their blood to be alive and thus cannot accommodate your request.
Then go kidnap an unbaptized child born from Christian parents and bring it to me!(YOU CANT SIT WITH US)
Kidnapping is illegal on the astral plane where Cafe /b/eaucoup is located, sir. Please return >>8250's baby at haste or I will report you to the astral police.
If you persist in disrupting the cafe I will have to kindly ask you to leave, so please settle down and I will heat you up a kosher corndog in the microwave.
Aaah I'm so happy!! Milk for the kitties and a milk tea for me please.
One milk tea for you coming right up, young miss! Here at Cafe /b/eaucoup we serve whole milk full of nutrients from our well-loved Jersey cows who have plenty of acreage to graze in. The cafe cats love it, and so do our customers. We also have soy and almond milk for those who prefer to drink them.
do u have anything LCHF
im trying to wash my weight
Ah! Miss, do you work here? I received a complaint about a kidnapping. Is everything alright?
Could I get a cappucino with soymilk while I study for my last exam of the year?
What a cute thread, here's a tip for you girls~
I had to look up what that was but we can whip you up something for sure, young miss! How about creamy salmon soup from salmon that have been fished responsibly and aren't farm raised? We get them naturally from the salmon pocket dimension.>>8262
Sorry you trouble you ma'am, the problem seems to have resolved itself. The FBI got him. Would you like a caffè mocha on the house? It's the perfect seasonal drink for the winter solstice!>>8272
Of course young miss, and please take advantage of our free wi-fi. (The network ID is Cafe/b/FreeWifi and the password is password123.)>>8276
Thank you for the yens young miss, our waitresses appreciate your kindness!
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I'll have a chai tea and a scone with jam please!
>>8281>Sorry you trouble you ma'am, the problem seems to have resolved itself. The FBI got him. Would you like a caffè mocha on the house? It's the perfect seasonal drink for the winter solstice!
That's so kind of you! Between you and me, your coffee is my favorite. They route all the problems in the area to me just so I can stop by here afterwards.
hey can I get a uhhhhhhhh borger with a side of boneless pizza
i'd like strawberry cream cake! and some black tea~
Excuse me, dear waitresses, could I get a deep matcha latte and a nice red velvet cookie?
Count Strah- err Count Stradley 8823
A cup of your best… bloodwort tea, and a room with no windows or walls to fling oneself from for myself and my dear Tatyana.
Here is your tea and scone young miss, with fresh strawberries. You may be thinking "Fresh strawberries, at this time of year? How is that possible?" Let me assure you that Cafe /b/eaucoup has a strawberry field in the pocket dimension where it is always late spring.>>8291
Your service is appreciated, ma'am. Stop by any time, we have a year-round discount for our ladies in blue. Here's your coffee on the house!>>8295
Here you are young miss, excellent choice. Black tea is the perfect pick-me-up this time of day.>>8301
Your order is ready young miss, please enjoy. Our freshly-milled matcha is the highest quality you'll find in these parts.>>8823
Please allow me to escort you to our rooftop to satisfy your flinging needs. Your tea is piping hot and ready for consumption, and let me assure other customers that it has been prepared with separate amenities from our regular kitchen utensils. We are happy to serve you good Count, but please keep in mind that ingested bloodwort can cause vomiting and loss of consciousness. <3
rushes into cafe with the boys and remodels the building right before you with the speed of lightning
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good burger. May I take your order?
Of course, fam, here you are. I called him up and let him know he's yours now. He may look sassy, but I assure you he's got a heart of pure golden mustard. Enjoy!
Are you still open?
Can i have uhhhh… two shots of vodka please?
I'd like onion rings and a large soda :3c
that man is so fat he's got belly titties
I think those are his second titties resting on his first fupa
I would like to order an organic, gluten-free, soy-free, non-GMO, locally sourced paleo vegan chick'n almond panini.
And that'll be takeaway with 100% recyclable packaging, thank you.
Just a tea please. Anything that isn't chai will do today, need something for my throat. Keep the change too, alright? I hate to carry less than dollars.
One serving of tendies coming right up! We kindly ask you to take them to-go please, as this is an establishment for ladies.>>11079
Here's your order with a complimentary fresh salad from our own cafe gardens. Our packaging is 100% compostable with seeds embedded in the papermache pulp, please bury it and watch it grow.
>>11119>Here's your order with a complimentary fresh salad from our own cafe gardens. Our packaging is 100% compostable with seeds embedded in the papermache pulp, please bury it and watch it grow.
Hmm $54.90? Sweet, what a bargain!
Could I get a quick Botox injection with my latte?
something that can get me close to my bf real quick pls