/b/ - Random

hiss! hiss! [scares you]

>>96729
WWWWEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOORREGGHHH

helicopter blades as I, Butterscotch, am removed from your violence

Neigh neigh snort burururu (cunt)

slöörp..

>>96802
hgggghuu ruggh squeal!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
farts
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>96725
snort

Bururururu

searches for crack cocain

WWWWEEEEEEORRRRBRURURURURUR

>>96802
wieher wieher

>>96849
Wieher weiher

clop

snort

Wieher weorghururur

ᴄʟᴏᴘ ᴄʟᴏᴘ ᴄʟᴏᴘ ᴄʟᴏᴘ

>>96917
how to download pony free online 2021 send message

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swishes tail

Neigh!
burp
Hey!
I bet there is a way
To make you stay,
So eat with me some hay
While we enjoy this bright day,
As if it were May
In the middle of downtown Monterey.

Aye, you will say
For this will be a neat Picnic array
So, please, enjoy this display
Of many foods in my tray!

>>96935
squeal

snort

What lovely poetry Ms Blue! I'll meet you with something similar:

I gallop’d, Dirck gallop’d, we gallop’d all three;‘Good speed!’ cried the watch, as the gate-bolts undrew;‘Speed!’ echoed the wall to us galloping through; Behind shut the postern, the lights sank to rest, and into the midnight we gallop’d abreast"

>>97103
who is it neigh whinny

>>97104
Tis I, Mrs Wompy, owner of the local bakery

huff

huff

snort

Wiirrr…

bitchin

When the last eagle flies
Over the last crumbling mountain
And the last lion roars
At the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest
Though she may be old and worn
They will stare unbelieving
At the Last Unicorn

When the first breath of winter
Throught the flowers is icing
And you look to the north
And a pale moon is rising
And it seems like all is dying
And would leave the world to mourn
In the distance hear her laughter
Of the Last Unicorn

I'm alive, I'm alive

When the last moon is cast
Over the last star of morning
And the future has passed
Without even a last desparate warning
Then look into the sky where through
Through the clouds a path is torn
Look and see her how she sparkles
It's the Last Unicorn

I'm alive, I'm alive

>>96725
Y-you don't look like a h-horse

Who put me here?

niehg

blub blub halp i have no hooves. how do i horse?

lock yor doorz

>>141559
woahhhh now, annie oakley! let's not do things we all might regret now y'hear?

>>141599
Fuck you buttercup Earl has to die.

Hi Nonas! I'm Mr Ed
You sure be wary about the current economic crisis that is going on within the US! As always, make sure that your savings are placed somewhere that can give you more money in the long run that if it was sitting in the bank!
Now it's been more than 50 years since I've seen how the economy was so suggesting Bonds may not be the brightest idea, but the US economy harbors the strongest companies in the world all indexed in the S&P 500! You should be beating the US inflation rate by putting your money here at least.
Also, be careful with those cryptocarrotcies you've mentioned, I do not think these carrots are carrots in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5sYTcchq2o

snorts

This is fine

>>265623
Why would a Cow (female) try to snu snu a horse? She has no DEE!!!

>>266354
It is normal sexual behaviour in cows to mount each other in heat. When coes mount other cows, it means, that this is right time to breed/artificially inseminate them. Bulls also mount other bulls. In fact, cows can sometimes mount bulls as well.

>>266354
Evolution is throwing shit at the wall until it sticks. One explanation for how this could happen:
>mutation in autosomal gene causes mounting behavior
>mounting behavior in males increases mating
>the mounting allele gets passed on more frequently
>mounting behaviors are observed in males and females

>>266379
I think it is easier that that. Cows just have an "itch" and they want to rub it. They try out different positions as mounting someone and allowing to mount themselves, eventually finding out the "right" way to do it with bull