Don't report posts in this thread
ITT: we post as moids
> ogga booga where SEX at
Ooga you go away, that is my SEX!!! My sex! I’m gonna fight for no reason like an idiot!
Waaaah why would god make me have these desires and an enlarged clit only torment me because of it~
Waaah I wanna be a boy but still be myself waaaah~
Waaaaaah I don’t like this face waaah don’t make me look how I don’t want to look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~we’re all one so why did I do this to myself~~
Lol I bet most of you are femcels who are secretly drooling for some cock, here's a porn pic. Hurr durr.
this thread reminds me of the "shitty music that men listen to" thread
Kek, i missed what thread this was and literally thought you were male. top tier impersonation.
Why can i just find a simple girl that has tits that enter the room 5 hours before the rest of her. I just want someone to suck my pencil dick every day and cook for me and clean my room :/
Too bad all women are whores who only care about money… no, they only care about looks… i mean money
Has anyone considered that ancient Greece's casual homosexuality was actually very redpilled?
Just look at the west and how many things suck now because the majority of men are thirsty simps desperate for w*men
I guess hanging around male dominated spaces is finally paying off.
wow there's a guy who's really good at stabbing people, i am pretending to be him.
Women have no aspirations, opinions, or critical thinking. They are a hivemind, albeit they tend to burst into hysteria when confronted with this fact. God made them to be servants, as a religious man would phrase it. A male representative of any biological species is diverse in his functionality: he is the hunter, the warrior, the lifeguard. Women only can realize themselves as one thing — one tool, rather: a medium for a man to continue his kin. Even when our Fathers were pressured by ”””them””” to slip females some rights, those either ignore this generous gift due to their intrinsic lower intelligence, or fail miserably to gain any success. They are pathetic in their endeavor to try to be equal to men, when they were naturally destined to stand at our knee-level. It truly is saddening that the great philosophers of the past didn’t recognize the fault in the ludicrous belief that a female is worth of being mentioned in a conversation, save she gave birth to a significant man. Alas, even great minds aren’t deprived of fallacy; I am myself prone to accidental swallowing whilst leisurely receiving an autofellatio. Fortunately, it is really not a matter to be bummed about, since this wave of emancipation is as brief as a child’s play.
>>97393>Alas, even great minds aren’t deprived of fallacy; I am myself prone to accidental swallowing whilst leisurely receiving an autofellatio.
Are feminists truly concerned with equality? Because if they were, they'd realize that there is a completely unfair situation happening to men. It's a serious problem, and it's that the women I find attractive don't want to date me.
Feminists need to realize that women are unfairly witholding sex and affection from me, and being able to exercise choice in your partners is absolutely a privilege given to women that should be eliminated, or at least extended more to men. If you really believed in equality– I mean, REALLY believed in it– you'd be out here encouraging women to lower their standards and date me, or socializing women to date men they're not really attracted to in order to give me the girlfriend I require. My happiness and self-worth are solely the responsibility of women, and I'm gonna need you to start acting like it.
Honestly, this issue is so serious, that you should be way more concerned with it than you are with stupid things like "workplace discrimination" and "the wage gap." You have NO IDEA how important it is that men receive attention and affection from women. It has stopped wars! Who cares about "careers" or "money?" I'll never have a problem with either, so your resources should really be dedicated towards the one thing that will make me happy, and that's a romantic relationship with an attractive woman. You don't even know what oppression IS, if you don't think I am oppressed by this. You have no empathy whatsoever. Please read this unhinged rant and hopefully feel bad enough to start telling women to be less discriminating, or at least to pity-fuck the next guy who messages them "hey" on OK Cupid.
I won't consider that perhaps women don't want to date me because I absolutely reek of desperation and entitlement; that women find desperate men off-putting and even frightening; that maybe I could work on myself to be more attractive to a partner I desire; or any reason why women might be more discerning with their partners versus fucking anything that walks. I also won't hear any arguments that feminists are already working on the root issues, which are things like "performance of masculinity requiring sexual conquest" or "mental health resources and support for men" or "addressing male social isolation." No, feminism needs to address this by providing me my choice of partners, or at least acknowledging that it's not fair that I don't have this. Because this is fucking OPPRESSION. And you should be fighting for me! After all, isn't that equality?!
I went to that thread knowingly will get hurt because I listen to pretty much everything with few exceptions.
dont cheat the man…
Women are hypergamous and always specifically aim for men who are above them, not equal. Feminist beliefs only hold weight in a women's mind as long as her feelings tell her that these beliefs are beneficial to her. When trying to actually tie down a man and get him to settle for her as queen bee, feminist ideas are obviously a detriment to her goals. For the same reason that there are no feminists on a sinking ship, there are no feminists in the presence of a man she truly wants. When a women claims to be your equal, what she is really saying is that you aren't good enough.
Feminism is thus one big shit test and any feminist ideas or actions you see women partaking in should be treated as such. You could even say that there is actually no such thing as a female feminist and ironically the only people who truly believe in feminism at face value are male cucks who have allowed themselves to be manipulated into supporting a fake ideology.
DAE struggle with being a manlet? How do I cope with being only 5'11.75 bros? I'm going to go shoot up a school over this.
>a femanon on 4chan posts that she is homeless
>100+ posters tell her that she is a whore and deserves worse
>100+ simps or potential serial killers jump to her rescue
>anon enters the thread
this thread is proof that women live life on easy mode!
Hey guys my dick is 12.653 inches long and girth is 6.234 inches, is this enough for a gf?
women live life on easy mode and are thus incapable of knowing true suffering and why we live in a society. they are completely devoid of empathy and will never understand the years of suffering i endured because Veronica laughed at me in the sixth grade who cares if it was 15 years ago. even my mom called me a pussy who needs to get the the fuck over it. i will never forgive roasties for this!!11! Fuk yu Veronca!!1!!!!11!!
Women want to be wage slaves instead of wanting to be a slave under me.
I'll be your gf too, my girldick is more feminine than all those roasties that ciswoman have, anyway anon. uwu.
So my gf gained a noticeable amount of weight in the last few months. I've brought it up and she said she'll go to the gym and eat healthier. Well that only lasted about a week until she reverted back to her old habits. Last night when I came home from work I saw 5 empty pizza boxes! Shit's getting out of control. Bros, do you have any advice on how to get her to lose weight? Or am I doomed?
…five pizza boxes? jesus christ is your gf snorlax???
I damn near reported you until I remembered what this thread is about, 10/10.
Hey girls, who wants to add me on discord?
lol, same. i did report her on accident kek
What do you mean you got that nasty skin tag removed? That's so pickme of you, you must be a mentally ill tranny then
>>97523>she is still this ass devastated from that thread
Hey babe, you should get bigger boobs, also your chin needs a little work, nose could be a little smaller too, and I think the angle between your temple and eyebrow ridge is off by 1 degree so let's correct that too.
Trust me babe this is all empowering. You're doing this for you! Stop talking about this "performative femininity" thing, make-up is empowering!
i can't tell if this is retardation or a very good continuation of the thread topic…
Why are western women so degenerate? Females could have it so good if they would just submit to men. I want to punch myself in the face now lol
I'm beginning to think so. But you know, I actually think it's not all that bad. So what if she's over 300 lbs? Her facesits are AMAZING.
Yesterday the cashier didn't smile at me.
No women will ever like me.
Guess I will become a nazi. Surely they will like me more then…
Guess you’re going to die alone with no one by your side except for your cat. Have fun being miserable and depressed at 40 you broad
women are whores because they wont fuck me
Okay, so now that I've flatulated, eructated, relieved that pesky itch on my deriere and gratified myself for the better part of two hours, I have shockingly encountered a sudden gust of dissatisfaction. How can the bold and unafraid navel explorer that is I relieve this unwanted feeling at once? Upon digging in my luscious and pristine brain folds I may have come across an answer after all! I shall post my penis and scrotum on a female image board and smite them with it. That will show them! Surely, that shall give me a minor rush of dopamine and will ward off that pesky boredom of my dreadful existence for a while. Immediately after this, I shall refresh the page regularly to observe the possible reactions of the female users to gain a little bit further pleasure in the aftermath. I am so easy to please. Truly. Considering my simple nature and obvious quality of low-maintenance, how come the females are not interested in dating me?
aw shiet it's so dark in here lemme turn on my lamp real quick
>>97658>using your skins to make a lamp and not a woman costume
What a waste bro
>what brand onahole should i buy bros? MY DICK DOESNT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE BROS
that picrew is BEAUTIFUL and is probably a better representation of the unironic twitter users with picrew profile pictures
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daugther you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Eating out a girl doesn't sound so bad as long as she's a virgin and cute.
W*men live life on easy mode, proof:
>Wom*n have sex 80 more times
>Wom*n aren't as likely to be murdered by men as other men are
>Wom*n visit hospitals more often than men
>Wom*n are less likely to be addicted to alcohol
>Only 5% of prisoners are wom*n
How do we stop foids from oppressing us? If we don't take their rights away by violence the society will collapse. Again today I faced major misandry such as a 14-year old foid I found on Reddit not responding to my dick pics and later I watched videos of girls dancing on TikTok while eating my tendies and it made me angry, foids are so fucking retarded. I'm just about ready to shoot up a mall and I know my fellow men will no longer take this shit either, fuck the society, there's no point for men to participate if we don't get laid with 13-year olds.
And that's why we should sell female kids for marriage to other family at the age of 10 - max! Western civilization is already dead at this point, so I guess it wouldn't be _that_ shameful to borrow some muslim traditions.
It's 80/20 or rather 99.9999999/0.00000001 now bro. Foids are just a bunch of hypergamous Chad-chasing cunts. In 2021 you need a minimum of 6 feet, 6 inches, 6 figures, 6 private jets, 6 Olympic gold metals, 6 fingers and toes, 6 ostriches to even be LOOKED AT by an obese landwhale. Trust me, watch my pigwoman Tinder experiment video. 69% of men under 30 today report being virgins. This just proves how much men are disposable. Don't worry, when Stacy becomes post-wall at age 12 she will regret riding the cock carousel and not snagging a betabux cuck in her prime. Invest in wine and cat food. Maybe when we reach our peak SMV at 75 we will finally be drowning in pussy, if not then I will just go ER. History shows that societies with too many angry virgin males don't end up so well, so enjoy the decline.
>>97747>when Stacy becomes post-wall at age 12
I cant believe this… pricelss
Nvr gettin Deez Nuts lmaoooo
I dont know if the posters in this thread are literally copying shit moids say or is it all original shit. Its extremely good and entertaining.
Women are empty shells. They’re inherently consumptive creatures. Materiality, frivolity, and superficiality are intrinsic to female nature. Yes, I think my consumptive interest in geo-politics, video games, and soccer is somehow superior because I am severely retarded.
So I was abused by my parents, I’m not sure it’s the reason why I’m suicidal but that’s the only thing I can think of.
I was never happy and I can’t imagine myself being happy. It’ll sound like I’m an edgy teen but I don’t like the world much. When I was younger I thought people are smarter, world is bigger and more interesting.
Men hate women and women hate men, it’s sad. I visit websites for incels and websites for femcels to have an idea what exactly they’re like but I can’t think of anything that can change their mind.
I could maybe have a decent life, I’m young my life has barely started. I’d like to do some charity work, meet decent people maybe get a gf, drink tea with her and watch some goofy anime under a blanket. But I think that’s a very slim chance. It’s an idolized scenario that’ll never happen.
Nobody will read it the way I’d like them to but venting is therapeutic even if nobody listens.
>>97747>Maybe when we reach our peak SMV at 75 we will finally be drowning in pussy, if not then I will just go ER
thank you anon for the good laugh
I wish a girl would show interest in me for once. Then I wouldn't feel so worthless.
this is brilliant. excellent job, anon.
That's why I forced my 200 lb girlfriend to be 400 lbs, more tits and ass for me and it means I'm high T, medical bills suck though
Bro she’s already getting double teamed by Tyrone and Chang. Beat the whore for me king
She's obviously lying. How do you even allow the bitch to go out without your permission? You should beat the fuck out of her and teach her a lesson. But of course you're not going to do this because you're a beta provider. Good luck raising Tyrone's child.
>>97735>voluntarily licking slimy stinky fish slit that contains your own sperm
I can hear your masculinity crumbling to dust from here. What is wrong with you? Just sniff her panties when she’s not looking, bro.
Abandon the harlot, brother.
1 Corinthians 5:9-11 I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people not at all meaning the people of this world who are immoral, or the greedy and swindlers, or idolaters. In that case, you would have to leave this world. But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.
how would one go about fucking a bird?
>>97839Made me kek so hard this is what they actually sound like
Dude, you shouldn't have to try unless you're a beta. My testosterone is can be sensed from up to 5 kilometres away, in fact, I saw one of these bird bitches side eyeing me the other day and I knew she wanted me. Just go for it pussy. Make sure to narrow your eyes to look more 'hunter/alpha/ and square your jaw. Maybe even stand taller, and act interested but also not too interested because being too interested is gay.
Bros I met some qt redhead who waits tables at Chilli's and I've been going there everyday trying to work up the nerve to talk to her. Last night I finally asked her out and she told me that she wasn't interested, but I can see in her eyes that she wanted me so I waited outside after I finished my meal and followed her home after her shift. She saw me and started walking faster so I did too to catch up to her. Then she started running so I thought oh cool she wants to race and ran as fast as I could. This bitch pulled out a fucking taser and shocked me so hard that I shit my pants.
Do you think I still have a chance with her? I think she's leading me on.
she didn't eat 5 pizzas by herself. you got cucked bro.
Let's not exaggerate, for we are the logical gender. The female egg carton organ has exactly 30 eggs and one egg disintegrates every 365 days. Foids cannot count and they do not know biology so they barely realize they need to settle down with a nice, intelligent, nihilistic gentleman ASAP.
Hello ladies, I thought you might like to gaze upon my penis this fine afternoon ;)
edit: shut the fuck up you chadsexual sluts, clearly femcels don't exist because you won't date men like me! fuck you whores, fuck society!
>>97335>He fell for the cunnilingus meme
Foids don't actually like it when you eat them out. It will secretly cause them to lose respect for you. It gets them real hot when you take charge and do whatever YOU want.
This. Pleasuring a woman is for CUCKS. If the clitoris is real then how come I've never found it? Checkmate, betas.
I lold harder than I should have, good thread
Thread has some bangers (>>97421 is pretty great), but the rest of your suck at being accurate or conversely so exaggerated it's funny again.
if you don't have a gf become the gf is easy
This. Do couch to 5k and eat soy-filled foods for 6 months and you’ll totally get trapmode aesthetics. Will probably me more fuckable than 90% of foids too!
All womn are whores, they only want abusive manipulative chads straight out of prision. They never give oportunities to nice men like me those fucking roastie skanks. I hate womn so much, can wait for my own wife robot maid and autonomous uterus. Females are useless.
I hate roasties because they only want BBC. How can I ever compare?
/unscrote but I’ve actually never seen this computer boy b4
Isn't 75% of posters already males LARPing as females? So now we get males LARPing as females LARPing as males. Nice.
I think doing another poll would be cool.
Somehow I doubt moidposters are capable of enough self-awareness to parody themselves.
>>98469>she doesn’t know about those moid hate threads that were made by moidposters
Why can't we marry 12yr olds like they did in the 1950s?
>>98492>Hispanic/Arab looking moids
I swear god most of these moids are stupid as bricks and yeah yeah different culture and lack of education but most Arabic women or Hispanic women are well kept and have critical thinking skills and morals, their moids on the other hand are complete smooth brains most of the time, I don't know how the fuck would any woman be able to deal with a man that retarded
And before anyone says white moids aren't any better you're completely right, when white moids are disgusting pedophiles aka all white moids at least they try to hide it unless they're incels or something then they'll loud and proud run around screaming how female children are better than fully grown women. I guess it just hits you different and sickens me how moids will just shamelessly be disgusting pedophile rapists and act like everyone else is wrong
there's no way that niceass baby shower was thrown by this pedophile or this child. other people knew. awful, so awful.
This was apparently public knowledge on facebook, I've got nothing in the reports stating the girl was distressed. How exactly did this happen?
If you're raised to think it's ok, you'll act like it's ok.
Apparently 9 months of her thinking it's ok, him thinking it's okay, whoever threw the babyshower thinking it's okay.
Why is it illegal to fuck our own daughters?
because (((they))) want us all to be weak and cucked
It's evolutionarily beneficial for men to have sex with as many females as humanly possible and it's a biological fact that females peak at 11. Culturally and economically speaking it just makes sense that I sit in my chair shitposting about interracial pornography all day while my hebe wives cook for me and raise my children. It's the natural order, I can't believe whores have destroyed it all by fucking every asshole hobo around and simultaneously only settling for billionaires with 25 cm cocks.
I look at sex and think about vaginas all day and yet I only fuck my own hand. Females are cruel and heartless animals. Where sex? Where meat hole? Some of us brothers would have to put in effort to ejaculate inside meat holes hence females will never understand pain or suffering.
My girlfriend laughed a little too hard at another man's joke. Fellas am I getting cucked?
bro break up with her now. if shes doing that sort of thing in front of you shes probably eating tyrons ass behind your back.
yes also she's having sex with your dog. all women are whores, anyways I have to jelq
Even though this is natural and was normal throughout history, we can't now because jealous post-wall feminazis created age of consent laws to cope their declining SMV and force men to be with them
Throughout history sex with kids has always been regarded as the highest form of sex.
>>98511I hate you for posting this but I audibly laughed at my screen
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Femceldom Real Hahahaha Bitch Just Walk Outside On The Street Like Cunt Open Your Legs Haha
sounds like you've been friendzoned bro
Just try edging, bro. You can fap as much as you want, just make sure you don't cum so you don't develop low T and end up a beta male cuck.
>>98694>Develop porn addiction because evil women>Justify it and harass women who are anti porn >Women finally give in and fuck porn addicts anyway>Porn addicts can't get hard or perform well>Women's fault for not liking soft dick and gross floppy bodies>Then claim that you're a victim because of your crippling porn addiction and it's all women's fault for not helping you
Moids are built different
go back to crystal cafe you braindead roastie
Tfw you’ll never have a gf
You’ll never cuddle with a girl under a blanket while watching some goofy anime
You’ll never hear “I love you”
Stop I’m going to kms now and livestream it. I hate women they’re such attention hoares
Everyone needs attention, we’re social creatures. Nothing wrong about that.
Blaming society for your failures is bad even if it’s partly true, nothing ever gets better on its own bro.
Close. He'd say cute gf, pretty gf, hot gf. And then he'd say he doesn't have one because women are shallow bitches who only want chad.
Yesterday I was drunk and unironically reported a post here as an obvious moid and I cant stop laughing. Sorry mods.
Fag. Way less gay to just eat your homie’s cum
I asked my step sister to pity fuck me and she said no. She's probably out there right now cucking me with the Chad who bullied me in preschool. I'm going to shoot up the nearest supermarket and drive off a cliff.
How do I know if I have sigma potential? I watched a 5-hour Sargon Peterson video on the topic and I still have questions. For the record I'm fully vantapilled and my penis is more or less around average rounded up on the Briffault scale, definitely looks bigger from certain angles, and in the past month I've mostly acted according to my instinctual dark triad AFC AMOG volcel rationale. Is it feasible for me, or even worth it to publicly ascend to sigma? I'm technically a KHHV since I'm a MGTOW but my displayed SMV will be extremely high when I get my raise and hair transplant so my main objective is to avoid getting frivorce raped by feminazis.
I'm not gay but men are objectively better looking than women. It's just a fact that foids are deformed men. How could they ever compete with broad shoulders, narrow hips, chiseled biceps, big juicy balls, rippling cock veins- excuse me I need to go jerk off.
You guys should post these on 4chan to fuck with people
BREATH OF THE WILD IS THE BEST GAME EVER.
[INSERT PICTURE OF ANIME WAIFU WITH SIXTILLION RAINBOW COLORS]
boobs boobs boobs pussy pussy fart ass balls dildo porn fap pussy fart boob boob boob boob boob twerk my channel is a dying corpse and a failure i have the most insufferable fanbase of 13 year old boys
I hate the way he says pussy.
Small tits look horrible on women but amazing on femboys and lolis
so far only like 10% of these are somewhat creative or unique
men are retards and don't want to accept their personality is shit so they resort to claiming it's actually their height that's the issue
This is a common tactic of all failures actually, and the faster you learn to identify it the better off youll be in many day to day interactions.
Failures refuse to recognize their shortcoming are their own and thus always blame it on an uncontrollable externalality. Keep that in mind the next time you listen to someone whine about how everyone else is keeping them down.
Life is 90% luck and 10% hard work. The hard work is worthless if you aren't lucky.
some things really do keep people down. height for men is not one of them, however.
i know it's not the place and all that but i wish it was like that for women. for women it's like, "should i behave differently?" but no you're just ugly.
It's because people as dumb as you gave him those views. Try comparing to Jeff Bezos next, who's also a manlet.
I think they mean with regards to women. It's not like you need to be 6 feet tall to become a millionaire.
Girls have a crush on penguinz0? Which ones?
I shitpost on CC and low despite being a kissless virgin that never had a gf or a relationship.
This thread isn't simplistic and repetitive enough, it should be an endless pool of random pictures of girls with "imagine doing the sex with this" and "why can't i do the sex, kill all womyn"
Is it gay to brush your teeth regularly?
actually i think barb was the one to rape chris
think about it
she's a bitch
Feeling somehow better lately. I learned to keep myself busy, if I don’t have time to think about life I don’t get depressed.
Exercise learning Linux and preparing to learn C++ and asembler as the first programming languages. So I have basically become undatable but I’m better.
Obviously. If they didn't there wouldn't be any manlets left.
>>99215>there wouldn't be any manlets left.
Flat is justice
Akshully youthfulness is a sign of fertility, pregnancy and sagging is unattractive because it means she is less fertile and older
And medium is premium
It's gay to be attracted to flat women
>tfw no tall mommy girlfriend with big booba
What size dick is too small? I don't think about big hard dicks all the time or anything I just wanna know haha
The Flat-Chested "Woman"
* Question: How Do We Deal with This Biological Inconvenience?>>99291
About 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, and a sturdy, wide penis head that is not (((circumcised))) and looks like a meaty mushroom is the absolute bare minimum these days to pleasure a woman; plus, you should be able to have big enough, veiny yet soft, sagging balls in order to pleasure your oneitis or whatever bitch you want.
After all, having a huge dick is complementary to having a gf with huge tits since only men who like small tits are closeted faggots
and obviously have small dicks, so they cope with having a smaller "woman" as a girlfriend.
>>99300>The Flat-Chested "Woman"* Question: How Do We Deal with This Biological Inconvenience?
Ah, yes. Forgot to add my essay on the subhuman-ness of this kind of "woman".[POSTS THE MOST VERBOSE THESIS EVER]
>I knew what you said already and therefor am obligated to inform you. I agree with what you say, yes, my agreement matters. Wait, did you >>97335 just subtly nod upwards at me? Are we friends now? Eyecontact. You look at my forehead. I accidentally look at your mouth. You own me. Every inch of me, my property, my territory and my future financial profits. I say “my” because, naturally, onwership and conquest are inherent and I do really own these things. More eyecontact. Yep, we’re friends, I can speak now. This will go great :D>Ha! sirs, have you forgotten your proverbial hats amid this moral quandary? Tie your ethics to your belts my comrades lest the menace breech our noble, fortified minds! If one of us is to fall victim to this . . . hellish prospect . . . well, does not each one of us lay recumbent beside him?>No one nods, there’s only one answer here, obviously they are idiots. I am confused so I should hurt something.
>>99301>Tfw my gf is a D cup and not a triple Z cup
Why live bros? How do I fix her?
I'm more bout dat ass.
Yah but no one looks a completely flat chested D cup, she need to be at least a triple D and then I can get turned on
I see you're a man of culture as well.
How do I cope with being 5'8????
get a taller-than-you-bf and tower over the subhuman masses
Wait, so get a tall sub bf, then command him to bully people taller than me?
Rope unironically. You will never get laid. It's too late. Females won't even see you as human.
Seriously, why do men do this to themselves and each other. It's like emotional self abuse.
There’s some retarded moid account that posts “daily blackpills” which are all along the lines of picrel. they’re addicted to self pity and depression, they love it because it gives them an excuse to continue not doing anything
what's that site? Italian 4chan or something?
>>99454>just hit the gym bro
It has never begun for us.
Digital self harm
They intentionally search for things that make them feel bad
I love how the men who never have a first time think it's some magical moment. Replace sex with "eating a hamburger" and realize how asinine it sounds.
i like how they interpret "first person a girl has sex with" as being their "first love". maybe it's just me but there's nothing i look back fondly about with my first boyfriend. pretty sure the majority of women look back and cringe at their usually retarded teenage first boyfriends.
It honestly fascinates me that somebody's mind can get twisted in this way.
Women will never experience struggle the same way as men do and as a result will always stay mentally and spiritually mediocre and seethe endlessly at mens success and bucket crab other women who reach excellence
My cum tasted a little acidic yesterday. Should I see a doctor?
Add a little sugar to cut the acidity
Acid cum is a sign of gender dysphoria. You should dress your son up in little dresses and send me pictures
I can't tell if you dropped character or not.
I pretend like care bout talk, can i sex now?
>In case they were not a schizo fat bitch
Well be prepared to see the most bizzare shit that /r9k/ can ever produce, the dog-pillhttps://incels.wiki/w/Dogpill
Read at your own risk
It's definitely mostly larping. Most posts in fetish forums are. That being said, the outliers who are telling the truth need to be locked up.
It's all real shit moids say.
A girl brushed past my shoulders
I need to coooom brooos
she looks like she fucks human men
the risk is part of the fun
anons, i need help. do any of you have advice on how to get a paternity test without my wife knowing? i've had my suspicions ever since she got pregnant but now our baby is twelve months old and i can't take it anymore. every day i'm sick to my stomach. there's something about the way she looks at the baby that just makes me think he isn't mine. any advice?
I've heard somewhere babies look much more like their dad the first year to trigger empathy from them so they stick around.
I accidentally sat on my pendulum swangin' nutsack while trying to get into my gamer chair
it's just the opinions of hurt and lonely people, dont take it too much to heart.
Sauce no the top twink bruh? No homo
Lesbians aren't real lmao. They just need a real man to straighten them out and fuck the gay outta them ecks dee lol
Lesbians are real, and I am one. My girldick only gets hard to other women. Cis lesbains are probably fake tbh, but transbians are 100% real and valid.
>>100234>fuck and kill>fuck and kill>fuck and kill
Men don’t play those games and if they did it would be fuck to all
Most guys aren’t into marriage and incels are rare contrary to what you see in your internet bubble
ugh, why can't I find a girl who's into femdom? all I want is a dommy mommy who will suck my dick, eat my ass, let me suck her boobas while she strokes me, change my diapers and basically do everything to pleasure me while expecting nothing in return and also cooking and cleaning and earning money so I can stay inside playing video games all day. Also I'd like to call her mommy during sex but it's not incestual at all haha. ugh I'd do anything for such a girl, except get a job, or take a shower, or work out, or wear nice clothes.. I guess dominant women really don't exist. also here's a pic of me wearing my moms panties, my tranny friend said women like that
Uuuugggh I'm no horny why can't I find a lolita gf to satisfy my sick fantasises of fucking children
[generic cursed doomer wojak]
>stare at ceiling for an hour
>whore mom walks in
>"what's that smell?"
>fucking hate her
>can't smell anything anymore, desensitised to own stink
>not gonna shower anyway
>go onto discord
>no dms from any minors i sent friend requests to
>may as well harass them and act innocent about it
>got blocked and reported
what do i do now, fellas?
Agreed, brother. And let us not forget that marriage is a trap created by and for women in order to oppress men and force us to stay with and provide money to an old, aging roastie gold-digger who ages like milk and hits the wall after age 18. Real men will recognize that we, as men, age like fine wine and are eternally young and fertile looking. We must reject the feminist dogma and continually seek out young women as evolution programmed us to.
Can you do my cousin, sister, and my friend's gf too pls
All of them have skinny 12yo boy's body. No feminine fat distribution or roundness at all which makes females attractive.
>one chance at life
>be named Anon
I hate being a namelet
i'm not paying taxes
i'm not getting vaxxed
i'm not putting on the muzzle
i'm not sending my kids to school or university
i'm not eating the bugs
i'm not living in a pod
i'm not giving up my car
i'm not baking the cake
just pissed in the sink
>>97396>Who cares about "careers" or "money?" I'll never have a problem with either
kek moids always end up proving our point
My parents were mean to me as a child and now I’m going to go rape a woman
So after years of neglecting her, I made a huge latch ditch effort to try and save my relationship. She said it was really sweet, but still left me??? Is romance dead?
Women aren't real, only I am real.
Didn't even snipe the pissbucket from across the kitchen to prove you can still drive after 8 beers.
Women after the age of 5 are roasties. ;)
Hi girlies! UwU (sorry i is sooper shy >< )
I'm going to my first girly sleepover next toosday and was wondering how my (very female) cooter is supposed to smell?? (sorry for my spelling im a ditz ^^ ) because it smells like a rotten carcass and im worried that when we share tampons and have pillow fights the other girlies are going to notice! oh noes :(
I watched some shoujo animes to understand feminine etiquette, so I think I will totes fit in but idk >< i promised myself i would shave my hairy legs and wear my spinniest skirt and then the other girlies will stop calling the police on me and trying to put me on a list! just for coming to their pyjama parties uninvited! (they're meanie bakas desu >:() but ya if you have any tips please share them! kisses! xoxo
imagine flushing 1.6 gallons of water (precious money) down the toilet instead utilizing a urine vessel
>0 cash spent
>no need to leave the bed
>you can dump it on the neighbours yard and ruin his lawn
truly the alpha choice fellas
>using a 'urine vessel' (piss jar)>vs. urethral release on the go, anywhere
>pissing in a jar>you need a jar (we're not all as rich as you, still on that sigma grindset)>implies you need to hide yourself>not noisy enough
>spontaneous urethral release
>claims territory>no jar required>can make a loud splash, works as a fanfare too>people will clear space for you>natural scent will attract females
this is the sigma choice. i don't usually share, but kings raise each other up.
Imagine wasting precious testosterone and other hormones by spraying them all over the nearest bus seat.
Urine retention is true ligma grindset, that or a catheter feeding into your vena cava for optimal reabsorption rates.
Are you comparing losing your virginity to eating a hamburger
Hopefully I meet someone, genuinely love her and enjoy our life together.
>>103081>Fucking hell her ASS is so fucking FAT i would fucking RAVAGE her and BREED HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN I WOULD FUCKING IMPREGNATE AND FILL HER FERTILE WOMB TEN TIMES A DAY EVERYDAY WITH MY VIRILE SEMEN HNNNNNGGGGGHHHH
I can't wait for my loving and beautiful wife to tell me about her day while we cuddle and enjoy a movie before bed.
dumb as rocks - no…
i've lived a life of despair
so please don't take my hair
it's all that i have left
it will leave me bereft
the norwood reaper cometh
the coming years look bleak
for the suffered freak
ascend the widows peak
what makes the brave man meek
the norwood reaper cometh
its here today and its
the norwood reaper cometh
oh fighting back is folly
he culls the hedges wholly
sowed by melancholy
betrothed with just the holy
the norwood reaper cometh
its here today and its
the norwood reaper cometh
I would hug a cactus then swim thru shark infested salt water to the arctic to battle with an angry mother polar bear on a 2x2 foot iceberg for the chance to share a spaghetti dinner with Yukino on a webcam over a dial up connection.
There's literally nothing more manly than gay sex, two guys just going at it, all that testosterone. think about it
Jodi Arias is an actress and never killed anyone, covid is a psyop, and we are ruled by jewish elite families that are all related and their bloodline goes all the way back to ancient phoenicia and maybe even further.
By the way pizzagate, Satanists rule the world, Jeffrey espstein shit(hes a jewish agent playing a role), pedophile cabal, flat earth , aliens, mk ultra mind controlled celebs, mandela effect, are all created by them as distractions. If any of those were real they wouldnt be talked about in the media as much as they are.
how the FUCK do I get a gf bros?
I can't wait to find a blonde feminine woman who genuinely loves me and I love her, then we will have children together and she will be chained to me like a slave caring for my children and house, while I discuss politics with my coworkers
Bros, my 8 year old sister left her underwear on the bathroom floor, this means she is giving me a sign, right? I took the underwear and masturbated with it. Pic related. Going to have consensual (Yes, 8 year olds can consent) sex with her, or rape her if she refuses me. Wish me luck!
Why was the thread where we were discussing male peadophilia deleted?
dude shes cheating on you with that Chad from the 2nd row. just fucking take her, why let her disrepect you like that. youve given her everything and for what?
you're right bro I'll just follow her home after class
Whatever is behind this spoiler I don't want to see it.
>>104484>Why was the thread where we were discussing male peadophilia deleted?
I was wondering this too. I think the thread was something like "what do you hate most about moids?" So maybe it was redundant? But annoying because there was a discussion going on
Why the fuck did you post that image, that's disgusting
>>104603would be hot if it were a moid's tongue
>>104603>pretending Id limit these to my feet
This is my favorite episode of scrubs
kek why are they like this?
Ugh why don't any women get on her knees and suck my misogynist dick? I hate women being sluts but also for not sleeping with me when I'm a bitter toxic loser.
i dont think he's wrong at all. most of us dont wanna accept it, but like.. imagine you've got endless choieces of the kind of car you wanna take a ride in for free! (most probably for once or just for a short span of time). you have buick as one of the options. then you have hyindai, honda, toyota, alfa romeo, bmw, audi, mercedes, peugeot, pagani, ferrari, lamborghini, buggati, rolce royce, etc, etc.
think for yourselves, would you choose a toyota? wen youve got so many amazing options to choose from?
i dont think going into denial mode does anything; its basic human nature so it technically cant be used 'against' us cuz men would do the same if they had the same options as us. but yeah, doesnt mean theyre misogynists for speaking out about the imbalance.
This is a horrible analogy, not all of us can get with any guy we like. There are plenty of women who would be perfectly fine settling for ride in a toyota, but if that particular one is a total fucking lemon (IE his personality is boring and he’s not doing anything with his life) nobody would want to ride in it.
I drive a honda by the way, and it’s a great car, good gas mileage and not too shabby handling
Female actually arent capable of thinking about anything that matters. Every idea they have even if seemingly significant is generated by their simple-minded thinking, centered around only the mundane. This is very scientifical i think, because the in the right brain dominance or something i believe as well as and men also have the gene that makes them individuals. So yeah women cant be funny smart or quirky or anything cause they dont scientifically speaking have interests but theyre pretending they have cause they dont wanna face the fact that theyre not actually people i think
tfw i actually had beliefs similar to this at 13 when i discovered 4chan and spent about 2-3 years in deep depression, anxiety and paranoia believing im not in control of my fucking thoughts, even though none of it was ever based on research but instead on how i felt. Yes im a schizo and a autistic
>>104747I'm interested in seeing normie women's reactions to these screencaps. Google reverse image search didn't give me anything. Is there a discussion about it somewhere? It seems like the kind of thing reddit users love to discuss.
Just date online. Not a lot of hot guys but it's easy to filter out the ones who aren't.
Okay this one actually gave me deja vu
trans women are actually better than cis women because they're more femenine and will do anything to being validated as a woman, even if that means degrading themselves, they will do anything for a true chad's validation. take the tranny pill bro.
This is something a tranny would say, but they could never have that self awareness, so its not something they would say.
It was wiped from reddit. From what I recall female normies generally replied that this was a small subsection of the population and not representative of the whole, which is true. Most women would be grossed out by misogyny even if the guy was hot.
its also tinder which is entirely for sex, do you think desperate horny people are going to care about their hookups political stances?
It's a blackpill bio, I think they're trying to "prove" that it's not their ideology that doesn't get them laid, but how they look.
which is a stupid take. no shit hot people can fuck who they want when they want
But the idea that ugly people cant get laid at all is retarded. But these people are trying to get laid as ugly people using hot peoples tricks, so they are in fact retarded.
All incels are incels due to their own actions
>>104870>no shit hot people can fuck who they want when they want
Even that is a lie. Usually when people talk about how looks are everything and treating others like shit doesn't matter if you're hot, they leave out all the rejections that this kind of person gets. Yes, you can fuck a lot of people if you want, if you're very attractive, but even then it doesn't mean that everyone
will look past your shit behavior/personality.
Likewise, like you said, being ugly (or "ugly", AKA average AKA normal, since incels think anyone who's not perfect is ugly) doesn't actually give you a 0% chance of getting laid/a loving partner. The notion that "everyone is someone's type" (or similar sayings) is true, after all.
Incels think in absolutes all the time and it's annoying that they can't even see it.
This. Also they have some autistic obsession with virginity. They seem to think it's a good thing to be a virgin, especially since they're virgins themselves (lol)
I see that more as a reaction to the ridiculing of male virgins in popular culture, to be honest. Of course, neither virginity or non-virginity is inherently good or bad and that applies to both sexes.
Eh, in theory maybe. In theory, virgin guys especially over 20 are really nasty. Usually there's something wrong with them. And sex with them is really awkward and terrible. I'm glad I lost my virginity to a non virgin. I can't imagine how terrible it'd be if both of us were virgins.
hewwo~ are trans gals allowed here? <3 lmk~
>>104944anon look at what thread they're posting in
Omg yes you're more feminine than women!
PLEASE BE MY TRAD TRAP GOTH GF
Lmao I'm silly. Wait here is one:
"Being rich can buy me into becomming a woman uwu."
Of course babe. I am not gay, but I would fuck you. I am in no way looking to have sex with a sexually confused 16 year old confused boy.
All women are entitled bitches, become my trap gf (male) and we will get rid of them. They will come back begging to have our children.
Have fun with used up roasties who rode the cock carousel since the age of 14.
Drs say 6 out of ten pap smears have dog seamen in them. Dog seamen lasts 4 times longer in the vagina and women don't know this so they think they are clear before going.
The fact incels gaslit themselves into thinking i would rather fuck dogs over them makes me laugh every time. But honestly they're not far off
Do girls who do it are forced by their boyfriend? It is my understanding that most animals last like 30 seconds.
>>105439>Drs say 6 out of ten pap smears have dog seamen in them
Go right ahead and post the source anon.
Possibly and theres also a minority of people who just have absolutely disgusting fetishes, Mr hands is not proof moids fuck horses but incels don't have reason>>105469
Just trust me bro my friends a doctor. Your girl is fucking your dog
Look at this beta simp trying to defend women. You think she will give you a crumb of pussy for defending her? Absolute state of those SJW white knights.
That's because they're incels (or bordering on being one). There's also very little of women who fetishize male virginity, on the contrary men fetishize virginity (it's seen as a weakness or vulnerability in women). You can also think about he fact that hetero women rarely achieve orgasms during sex even with on virgin moids.
>>105487>When my satire is so good I get permabanned for posting in the "talk like moids" thread
men value virginity in women because of paternity insecurity; i.e. “if i’m the only one who has ever had sex with her, I cannot be cucked”.
Virginity can be lost by thought, its that innocent mind hat men are after.
They pretend thats why but its obviously not since they love the idea of a lusty woman.
No theyre just insecure and cant sleep at night knowing theres a chance someone else made their girlfriend happy.
It probably wears on them all the more in the post sex shame once they realized they just flopped around like a fish and came after 30 seconds, so if theres another man on the timeline they cant pretend their partner actually believes that was acceptable.
Imagine being this much of a seething bluepilled coper.
It can be both. Moid sexuality isn't known to be logical as much as they'd like to claim.
A lot of them do want virgin because they imagine them to be innocent or naive.
I think moids are just made to be scared of non-virgins on a biological level. So they have some feeling that it's wrong and then try to construct some rationalization for why they have the feeling and pretend (even to themselves) that that's why they're feeling it. It's all an excuse. Explains most moid behavior actually.
Your chin is 0.01 inches too small and your eyes are half a degree tilted in the wrong direction so sorry bro that's why. Wom*n literally have laser precise vision that can detect this. Your best bet is to post about how you want to round them all up and kill them on forums for the rest of your life as this might attract them (they are naturally into that shit).
total wristcel, i can just tell.
might as well shoot up a sorority bro
You look like you were bullied in high school
I thought this post was ironic but their spam in feels shows otherwise
This is the face of a moid so retarded he thinks women are desperate enough to just message him on discord.
Polycystic ovary syndrome?
OMG I NEED A TAN BIG BOOBED SHORT-HAIRED MUSCULAR TOMBOY GF THAT I CAN TURN INTO MY BASED TRADWIFE
Girls hit the wall after 6th grade, but because of (((feminism))) we can't marry them before then and are stuck fucking post-wall 19 year olds who produce autistic babies with birth defects, and she literally becomes infertile after 30 lowering her child count to a measly 10?!?!? The only time white women are told to reproduce is if its with a NIGGER because of (((racial equality))). Most bitches are lesbians now anyways. I'm telling you bro, its brainwashing, white extinction is REAL. Wtf has modern world come to?!?!?!
"Wait, so you mean your vagina has 2 holes?"
"You have 2 vaginas you mean"?
Don’t post this moid-space bullshit.
Plenty of males age like milk.
And if the average woman didn’t give birth she’d look a hell of a lot younger
I reported someone here once has a moid haha
Guys my female is nice, loyal, treats me nice, pretty, cool, funny, sweet, lovely, smells nice, tells me nice things, puts up with my bullshit, wants to have my rotten seed, says she doesn't need a diamond ring, tells me she loves me all day, cooks for me, cleans after me, gives me unreciprocated oral sex at my command, doesn't mind me looking at other women's asses, works 16 hours a day to sustain my NEET lifestyle, and indulges all my gross porn fetishes… But she's gonna be turning 22 next week, fuck do I do, do I dump her?
Shoulda dumped her 8 years ago bro.
Does cc have an archive somewhere? All the banned posts are making me curious lol
>AAWWW YEAAHAAAA, ALRIGHT, TAKE IT EASY BABAY, MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT (all night)!!
>SHE WAS, AN AMERIICAANN GIIRLL
Are you being satirical for the thread? Kinda hard to tell
Shut the fuck up, whore. idk I think lol
lol women truly are incapable of understanding satire. Now go back to the kitchen and shut your trap.
you sound like a hole. tits or gtfothis is SATIRE don't permaban me again
It's fucking over bros no woman will ever fucking love me every girl i see is taller than me by a whole feet why did god have to punishe me this way bros god i fucking hate women and myself, i fell so much fucking shame for being such a massive turbomanlet i will unironically kill myself one day and i hope to reroll on my genetics and maybe reincarnate as 6'.
My favorite part of this thread is trying to figure out how bad some of the other posters are at writing satire, or if they legitimately think moids think like this. I honestly can't tell.
Hey babe, go back >>>/kitchen/
>>105802You're supposed to reply as a moid…
Her puny w*Man brain is simply too small to understand, bro.
Being 6' is not enough anymore. You gotta be 6'9 or some shit to get a decent bitch nowadays
Are you triggered, snowflake? Maybe you should get back in the kitchen!
Uuuhhh AKSUALLY he's a hebophile, but continue to mislabel the situation jealous post-wall roastie whore, you wish you were her. They were so wholesome.
This the average zoomer woman is about 6'2" in height. The bare minimum is 6'6". Everytime i see my 6'5" homie talking about how he wants to feel loved and hugged, i know that it's over because he is a giga-turbo-manlet. I feel so bad for him smh, but it's just how it is. I am not even exxagarating at this point, i'm telling you bro, you need to kill yourself unless you are 6'6"+, otherwise it's over famalam
My feet tickle when I look at this image
Who hurt you fine women folk? Your bitter which means you are upset.
I'm going to go beat the shit out of them!
Spotted the femoid. Keep your distances, lads.
aargh! I forgot my hazmat suit! I think caught femoid!
I am sorry to hear that, but please stay away from me, fren. May god have mercy on your sovl. Inshallah, god bless these united states.
>tfw no 8 year old based and redpilled trad gf
lmfao it was that much of a problem huh
>No offense anon, but you're only 6'2. Chad is 9'8 and he has a 32 inch cock
>Ugh Chad only made 600k last year, if he can't get me a new phone every 4 months I literally can't stay with him.
>Just be yourself Anon! You'll find the one!
Why are women like this?
I did it drunk once a while back. I still giggle about it. Sorry admins :(
8 years old? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. By that age she'll already be a rider on the cock carousel, don't you know that virgin females don't exist anymore?
And if she is a virgin then she must be ugly.
I was thinking that the other day, Epstein was living the life. not even a real pedo, the age he was into would have been legal in many countries.
Those roasties wanted it, women will literally whore themselves at 13 for money, but money isn't enough, she's gotta take yiur dignity and suck up all the media attention she can get. Worthless succubi parasites.
So I've been sneaking into my 12 year old sister's room every night and jacking off by her feet and touching her. If she knows, she hasn't said anything so then I have her implicit consent and its not rape, which means I should go for the loli pussi tomorrow right guys? I think I'll corner her in the bathroom.
If she doesn't know and is really sleeping…then no harm done hehe ;)
This. So much this, reddit gold for you.
you're either a chad or a roastie, normal guys can't score even if they're the nicest people to be around
either way go back to plebbit you tard
Lol, seethe harder jealous roastie
This reply was written by a coping manlet.
The average zoomer girl is 6' bro, i saw it myself bro i go outside every day, the average adult woman is even taller.
All women want a man who is at least 8 inches taller than them, and thus, for you to have a chance, you need to be at the bare fucking minimum 6'9". Fact is, that the reason the average female height is so short, is because of boomers taking it down, but like i said, in reality, the average young girl is 6'.
Even short women (5'10" by zoomer standards) want taller boyfriends (7'), so you won't even be able to date smaller women.
It's fucking over lmaooo clown world
The average height difference women want is 8 inches? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
just cope more with a nice vanilla latte, it does wonders
Embrace the blackpill, brother.
Most accurate post ITT, made me lol hard.
I just want a girl to love me.
fucking simp lol
for real though, unless you're chad you better give up on that dream right now, if you're not in the top 20% of men lookswise it's over for you and you might as well kys now. maybe cryptomaxx or some shit and get a mid tier becky to betabux. that's the very most that life has in store for sub 8 males in 2021
Reminder that you'll never be enough, she already had guys double your height inside her and will only think about how they towered over her while you have "sex".
Short guys finish last.
>>106301>pretending men are this innocent
Prolly a moid posting his real feels in this thread. Usually the unfunny "tfw no gf" are men. Has happened a bunch before.
This is truly a containment thread lol
My 17 year old daughter still calls me daddy and it gives me a weird vibe. What should I do guys?
Lol no I was poking fun at those kind of moids who act like they're so nice and kind and have simple wishes like "love" that cant be granted (despite how much they deserve it, look at them, just wanting some affection :ccc).
They're passive aggressive and hypocritical, extremely desperate, and ironically the most abusive moids I know pity parties this way larping as a low profile sadboi who just wants "a girl to love me".
Those whores totally want it dude. I wouldn't do anything though, because once she goes off to college (((feminism))) will convince her she was raped.
everything is rape nowadays
Why would I feel bad for Afghan women? They are just being protected from the dangerous trends that western women follow, like casual sex and onlyfans. Of course I believe in the right to personal freedom and self-determination, but those are for people, not women. Yes I hate authoritarian governments why do you ask??
The sad thing is ive heard so many "conservative" women spout bullshit along these lines. Of course they regurgitate what their husbands tell them,
I hope every man remotely defending the taliban gets repeatedly raped by a disgusting 70 iq heroin addicted afghan terrorist
I mean uhhh ooga booga why woman in my vidya
They say it from the comfort of their first world homes, never knowing war, and never knowing oppression. But the damn libs are stealing their freedoms so theyre allowed to be as edgy as they want.
so i was talking to a female and
I watched two hours of the most disgusting degenerate porn every day for the past three years and now I'm addicted to it. Why would the jews do this to me bros?
It’s not your fault bro. Women are evil whores and Jews are constantly conspiring against white men.