Anonymous 116896
What's the worst date you've ever been on?
Anonymous 116897
imagine that creature touching you ewwwwwwwwww
Anonymous 116898
he put an entire salt packet in his ice water and didn't order anything or pay for my food
Anonymous 116899
>Be me, 15, retarded
>Be a boy who liked me (and it was sort of mutual), 15, retarded.
>He overhears me mentioning I was bummed I didn't get to go to the local waterpark before end of the season.
>He mentions his family "got the passes" and he could take me there.
>Tell him I'm down.
>Laugh a little when I could tell he didn't think that was gonna work.
>Agree to meet Saturday at a 711 close to my house.
>My mom teases me how this is gonna be my "first ever date".
>As unseriously as I took it, the days leading up did make me nervous and I had so many thoughts about how things were gonna go.
>DM him a selfie of me in my swimsuit and some cringe as fuck message about tomorrow that friday night.
>I show up at 711 Saturday morning, dressed for waterpark (same suit under clothes that are easy to slip out of), buy a coffee, and wait on the hottest day of September.
>40 mins later
>His dad pulls up and greets me, then walks into 711.
>I follow him and "my date" back into the store
>While inside, a cop dressed as a cop, and a cop dressed casually, except with a shirt that says "PROBATION" walk in.
>Cop guides me out of the aisle and says "excuse me hun…"
>They walk right up to his dad and say "Step outside please"
>He sighs in anger as they walk him outside.
>My date shouts "Yooooo!" in terror like Jesse Pinkman
>He very politely asks me to stay in the store and then follows them out.
>I just observe them ignoring my date, and arguung with his dad for about 5 minutes
>clerk is observing too
>Eventually one of the cops just yells "YOU WANT TO BE CUFFED IN FRONT OF YOUR SON!?"
>then points to their car.
>he gets in the backseat.
>One of the dickhead cops still shoves his head in despite him fully cooperating.
>I finally walk back outside.
>Cop is explaining how my would-be date is going to call his mom to come get his dad's truck and take him home.
>He tries to plead with the cop who tells him to shut his mouth.
>He turns to me and asks "And who are you in all this? Are you gonna need a ride?"
>"Oh… I actually just walked here ummm…"
He replies: "Well you can walk back then. Go. Now. You're all done here."
>I wave to him and go to my friends house to tell her how my morning went.
>We never even interacted beyond a "whats up" nod after that.
Anonymous 116900
>>116899Sorry that happened to you. Did you end up getting to go to the waterpark?
Anonymous 116901
>>116900Don't be, it was only mildly traumatizing and I mostly just laugh about it these days.
And I did a few times since then but not that day, lol.
Anonymous 116902
>>116900Even "traumatizing" is too much, it was just mildly scary.
Anonymous 116903
>>116899did his dad violate probation to bring you guys to the water park or did the unfortunate water park trip lead him directly to the cop who arrested him because he was violating probation?
Anonymous 116904
>>116903I never really asked him about that incident afterwards because I could tell he was really embarrassed by it.
Gun to my head guess: I think he was just confused about what the terms of his probation were ajd he violated them unintentionally.
Anonymous 116905
>>116899Storytelling it’s not your cup of tea Nona.
I only understood 25% of what you said!
Anonymous 117061
Back in 2018 I went on my very first “tinder date” with some random guy I can barely remember much of anymore. Anyways, we had planned a pretty typical first date, he wanted to pick me up & take me out for some ice cream one evening, nothing super crazy. However, the day of when he comes to pick me up,I get in his car & he is dead silent the entire fuckingdrive. I’m talking not even a single “hello” or “how are you?” just absolute radio silence….It was incredibly awkward and as soon as we arrived at the ice cream place, I told him I’d buy in return for him picking me up and he simply tells me “oh no thanks I already ate”. Not even a few minutes after I sit down with my dessert he gives me the “family emergency” line, so I finish up eating & we drive back again in complete quiet. As soon as I got home before I could even process anything about that “date” he had already removed me from the app (and presumably blocked my number)….
Anonymous 117063
>>117061So how bad did you catfish him?