Anonymous 129826
My guy doesn't like going down on me, especially not from behind or in a 69 arrangement because it puts his nose right up against my anus and he says it stinks despite my diligence about washing quite thoroughly, and I also don't eat that much so it's not like I'm crapping constantly.
how do you keep your asshole from smelling like shit? I know it must be possible otherwise gay dudes wouldn't go around rimming each other (or maybe they would, who knows?)
Do I need a colonic? a dietary adjustment? a spritz of perfume up my b-hole perhaps? This may seem like a joke but it has become a source of serious insecurity for me, I've actually become paranoid that I'm one of those people who faintly smells like poop all the time.
I never wanted to be one of those people, it's not fair. BTQ my bf is actually a plumber too, so if he's put off by it, I can only imagine how potent it must be.
Please nonas, how do you keep your cute little heineys smelling fresh as a daisy, I am begging you please help!
My confidence has been brought to its knees by something as ridiculous as a smelly butt, I'm actually self-conscious during any kind of sex now because my ringpiece is always in plain view, guys don't know how lucky they are that their balls can be used as a rudimentary loincloth to prevent the anus from being on display from the front. It occurs to me that I've only seen his ass a handful of times but he sees mine pretty much every time we have sex, I don't want my asshole looked at, let alone smelled or tasted when it's in this sorry state, it simply will not do
anyway thanks
Anonymous 129827
See a doctor, you have bowel cancer
