[ Rules / FAQ ] [ meta / b / media / img / feels / hb / x ]

/feels/ - Advice & Venting

Talk about relationships of all kinds, ask for advice, or just vent
Name
Email
Message

*Text* => Text

**Text** => Text

***Text*** => Text

[spoiler]Text[/spoiler] => Text

Image
Direct Link
Options NSFW image
Sage (thread won't be bumped)


Check the Catalog before making a new thread.
Do not respond to maleposters. See Rule 7.
Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021

gametiles_jp.ne.am…

Anonymous 131463

What's your dream bf like?

for me:
>16-66 years old
>in severe debt
>incel, never had sex
>bald
>173cm tall exactly
>widely considered to be a schizo
>has a number of congenital diseases
>has brain damage
>no friends
>might be missing a finger or two
>speaks Mongolian

Anonymous 131480

>19-26
>brunette, light eyes, fair skin
>tall but no too tall 184cm is ideal
>shy and sensitive
>confident
>smart
>is politically right leaning and laid back, doesn't gaf
>not feminist
>romantic and enjoys companion
>avoidant with nurturing personality
>doesn't use stuff like skincare or gay parfums, i like natural masculine men
>has a good facial structure: jaw, cheekbones, browbone but not too robust and is fleshy
>pink nipples
>doesb't mind me being shy and weird
>has humour
>has his own stuff going on
>dedicate his life on caring and loving me

Anonymous 131481

>>131480
>>pink nipples
good taste.

Anonymous 131484

>>131480
>Right leaning + not feminist
extremely cringe

>>131463
>bald
cringe

>21-25 or not stupid

>does not really identify with anything, cares about humanity as a whole (dutiful and self-sacrificing like a male feminist)
>can survive and make peace in any situation (such as being trapped in a basement)
>good fat storage, slightly fat because he takes care of his needs
>promiscuous and easily charms others to have homosexual relations (“my husband’s bf”)

Anonymous 131485

MV5BZGI0NDAwZTktZj…

>>131484
>cringe
assassinates you

Anonymous 131519

>16-20
>white, skinny, has glasses and a full head of hair
>above 5’7” at least
>showers
>baldness does not run in the family
>shy and awkward
>virgin
>cute
>christian, ideally lutheran
>doesn't watch IRL porn (written or drawn is fine)
>an otaku like me :3

Anonymous 132437

why.jpg

>under 30
>metalhead
>brown eyes
>delicious body
>alcoholic
>anime watcher and drug taker
>hard to approach
>seems emotionally closed off and egoistic
>nice and funny when his mind isn't somewhere else
>has nothing in common with me
>lets me poke his waist

Anonymous 132581

>21-39
>submissive, respectful, severely educated in topics such as astrophysics, maths, economics, and ergo a nerd
>far-leftist, communist, loves his mother
>can cook very well, can clean
>hygienic, is a nepo baby
>spoils me and is a cuck, stays with me through our open marriage, my polyamorous partners, and consistenly cheating on him
>doesnt have any sense of self
>cannot live without me
>peggable

Anonymous 132612

>>131463
>Understands me/is my best friend
>Weeb
>Has his own interests
>Glasses, chubby <200 pounds, taller than 5'3(optional physical attributes) or doesn't look sleazy
>Loyal, can't live without me, want them to be mine and need me
>Virgin, no prior relationships (includes e-sex)
>Dorky, shy and awkward
>Patient, puts in effort, doesn't have anger issues

Anonymous 132613

hehehe well,
>15-19
>alt style
>preferably not racist
>good taste
>not abusive or judgemntal
>HTN or Chadlite
>not balding
>5'10+

Anonymous 132615

Dunno but something like
>patient even when I'm deliberately being annoying
>can plan long term and is good with finances
>loves animals and is good at handling them
>vegan or vegetarian
>not sterile

Anonymous 132618

>>132615
This is literally a description of Hitler.

Anonymous 132619

C85hHgOvMP.png


Anonymous 132620

>heavily armed
>hates the Antichrist
>financially independent
>hates the Antichrist
>excels at crafts
>hates the Antichrist
>deep knowledge of physical chemistry
>hates the Antichrist
>property owner with working vehicle
>hates the Antichrist

Anonymous 132621

>>132620
Do you actually hate the anti-christ or did you vote for and fully support him (Trump)?

Anonymous 132628

I would add
>not on pills
>not schizo

Anonymous 132631

>>132621
>did you vote for and fully support the generative ai candidate
I have been rendered utterly mentally incoherent with rage at this suggestion, 10/10 holy fuck I can't even reaction image at this

Anonymous 132635

>>132581
you sound like a bad person if I'm being honest

Anonymous 132877

Dumb op but I’ll answer honestly
>35-38
>not super skinny. I like belly
>doesn’t go to the gym
>reads and cooks
>politically progressive, not a leftypol asshole
>small dick, 3-4in
>trims facial and body hair
>hates and will never use ai
>no online games
>doesn’t watch popular youtubers
>can be submissive but can’t be a pushover



[Return] [Catalog]
[ Rules / FAQ ] [ meta / b / media / img / feels / hb / x ]