Something you wish someone would say to you Anonymous 21124
Whats something you wish someone would tell you right now?
>>21124>>21124>"yes, your complete sexual dysfunction and numbness of sexual organs is only temporary and your vagina should return to complete function once you finish the withdrawal stage of getting off your anti-depressant"
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great job, keep it up!
"I know you've been lonely, but I love you and want to make sure you never feel like that again. You make me feel safe and complete."
"Fuck my ass until I bleed, mommy!"
cute! friendly! kind! and joyful!
"Here are tens of millions of Pounds, you might want to sort it over to Euros before late March, but other than that gl hf."
>It's all going to be ok. You don't have to worry any more.
“Hey here’s the all the answers for that exam you have on Monday.”
"Hey Anon, we really like you and we want you to start working for us late September/early October! Congrats, we'll send you the paperwork for you to sign!"
"I know we haven't actually met in real life, but I like you a lot and I want to see where this relationship could go. I'm so glad you're visiting in April."
"I know you've been lonely for a long time, but I'm here and I'm not going to leave your side. I want to hold your hand."
>you're definitely sorta weird but it isn't a deal breaker or anything
>we are friends, y'know
>so just be yourself. i like that
lets have some cheeseburgers and then fuck in the back of my car
No words, I just want a hug.
would you prefer they ask/announce the hug prior, or surprise you with the hug?
"I think you're fine just the way you are"
You're so beautiful, please come live with me in my huge house and marry me. While I'm at work all day, take this credit card and go shopping or do whatever you want with it. Please make sure the maids are doing their job. And please take care of my 2 very cute dogs while I'm out. Also start packing because we're going to Dubai for vacation.
"Let me take a deep breath and eat the sandwich
I didn't want to kiss you. Your thoughts are too naive.
Please remove the defense and restrictions on the wolf
I am a good boy drinking milk before going to bed.
You are a beautiful girl but I want to go home
You said that you and your parents are quarreling to stay at my house tonight.
Stay and live, anyway, my home is big enough.
I have to sleep on a big bed, where do you like to sleep?"
you are beautiful just the way you are, let's cuddle now!
"I thought you were really cute when I first saw you and wanted to get to know you better, and now that I did I know you're so much more than just cute.
I know you might be a bit damaged and sad sometimes but I want to support you through everything and I know you would do the same for me. You aren't broken to me, and I know you can love and be loved back. I know that because I love you.
I won't be like anyone else who you had trouble with, even if you don't believe me at first, I know you'll see that it's true. We can spend the rest of our lives together, we can hold hands and walk through the autumn leaves, walk through the snow, sit together under the sun in summer, and enjoy spring blossoming together. We're in this together now, and with me here you'll never feel alone again.
You make me genuinely happy and I love being around you."
nobody will ever tell me this
>here's next weeks lottery numbers
I want this and not my kink but you do you anon>>22179
I actually teared up over this one.
God I want a bf/gf now
I'm so jaded if anyone ever actually said something like this to me I would be 100% sure they were some kind of narcissistic psychopath just lovebombing me so they can inflict abuse later.
People who are genuinely like that aren't even real
I want to be close with a friend like that. :_(
tfw when no qt socially awkward yet supportive bf
>Hey anon, what's your number?– S-sorry… Was that weird? I-I don't wanna come off as weird!
>Here anon, need some help with that? … Woah, don't get defensive. I'm only here to help, honest!
>… Well, lately you've seemed pretty out of it, so I thought you mind need some help!– S-since we're coworkers, y'know?
>I'm just here to make sure you'll actually do it. … Don't give me that look, we both know you can be preeetty lazy, anon.
>H-huh?- Anon, don't you get what I mean? … Please don't make me say it… I-I-I like you! I like you a lot anon! Probably from the day I asked you for your number!
>I like you even with all your bad points! I can handle whatever you dish out, anon! Just give me a chance! … Please don't laugh/make that face, I was actually trying to sound serious.
Sounds like an otome game character
You could probably replace bf with gf and post that on 4channel
I will unironically post on certain imageboards larping as a man with similar fantasies lmao
i love you. i dont want you to thiink youre ever alone
everything is going to be alright
>I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
>"Take this rifle, today we bring down the regime!"
>You're my hero!
>I'm really proud of you.
>Of course I meant it.
>>22805>>22805>You're my hero!
Damn. You didn't have to hit below the belt you know.
>I used to be a fucking loser like you but look where I'm now. You can do it too, anon.
Followed by a step-by-step guideline on how they got out of their loserdom.
These may be too specific but..
>"I think you're really cool. I know things might not work out, but I'm willing to try."
>"It's been a while since we last spoke, but I just want you to know that I've been thinking about you everyday since we stopped talking."
>"I came back to tell you that you're still the one I think about everyday."
"I miss you. I wanna be friends again."
>you’re really cute
>you’re a lovely lady
>can I see your hand
>>21124>You're one of the strongest people I know>You'd make such a great mom! have actually been told this multiple times, die inside every time>You're really good at this anon, can you explain how -circuits, car motors, insert one of my hobbies here- work?>You're a fair, just, and highly respectable person>When I'm having a difficult time in life, I am reminded of you/some conversation I had and I can stay strong>You want to be in the Army/Be an Engineer/Tradesperson? That's so badass!>Any man would be lucky to have you as his wife also been told this multiple times, RIP.jpg
You wanna be a ground pounder? I got mad respect for that.
“It’s okay not to like something the rest of the group does. Let’s talk about something you like so you don’t feel lonely and left out.”
“You don’t need to be defensive and serious all the time. Let’s have a fun, casual conversation.”
This, a thousand times this.>wow, even though you're half retarded you've come this far>you'd make a great mom>look honey, I bought us a dog!>life gets better from here, trust me>what's your favorite anime? Video game? Book? What cool new ideas do you have for a story? Oh my god what a great drawing.
Hey, I know you're having a hard time lately, but just try to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Hey, what's your name? You maybe want to hang out, walk around the city a while? I make pretty good company, I've got Yelp reviews to prove it.
If just one half of that kind of, sort of, at least partially applies to you, you're an amazing person.
"You're so funny! I love being around you!"
"Hey, I saw your creations, you're really talented! Why don't you come to our next game? We'd love to have someone like you around"
"I missed you, welcome home"
"I know you're going through hard times right now, and that's okay, we understand. Me and the rest of our friend group really love you and value you. We won't give up on you!"
insert here something a cute bottom girl trying to flirt would say
"I loved our date! When is the next one going to be?" (from the same cute bottom)
insert here what the cute bottom would say if I hadn't just kissed them
"Hey, you got the job. You don't need to come to the interview, it's already yours. Yeah. Because we like you that much"
"Holy shit! You just got 100k deposited into your account! What the fuck!? You're rich!!" i know its not actually even that much but at the place i am rn 100k might as well make me dirt rich
"I know you're not doing so good mentally. Here. your next appointment with a therapist is x/x/x. you don't need to pay for it. I'm sure they're the perfect fit for you. Also, while you're here, here are fully paid nutritionist and physical therapy appointments along with any physician appointments you might need!"
"you are special and deserve more"
''I really liked you and wished we would have gotten together''
>You won a $_______!!!!!
>I'm sorry, but you only have three months to live….
>I love you (they actually mean it and not just trying to use me)
>If you press this button you can go to any world or reality of your choosing. And you can live any life that you want.
>Crongrats you've been approved for your grant
>>22448>tfw I have a socially awkward bf that has said most of these, or a variation, to me.
It's pretty neat tbh. I might keep this one
"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late."
>You have the job and can start tomorrow!
>I respect your decision to not to have children.
>It's okay to be average.
>You are incredibly sexy and I really want to fuck you
>Oh hey you look like you're suffering every waking second of your life, would you like me to take you out back and shoot you?
"I'm at the airport in your town, and I'm staying untill your birthday, babygirl! Come pick me up!"
>Hey anon, are you doing anything for new year's? I'm having some friends over for a little celebration, I thought you might like to join us!
> Hey anon i am going to be alone on new years- Wh-what you are too? well we can hang out.. If you want.
That I should just sleep now and stay home tomorrow.
"Hey, how are you, we haven't talked in a while. Wanna get some coffee tomorrow?"
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i think it ended kind of weird last time but i want you to know that it was because i missed you, and that it wasn't because that i was lonely and needed any sort of female accompaniment to fill the void after my breakup of a long relationship. i think we had a bad few years where we were pissed at each other but i've missed you and would like to be friends again. i remember the times when we used to be really close. we sure have grown up since then huh? do you want to come over? i'll text you if you got home safe after you leave this time."
>>32582> it was because i missed you, and that it wasn't because that i was lonely
These are pretty much contradictory
you're right. i guess what i was trying to imply was "i wanted you and not just anyone to fill the void"
>I'm sorry for everything. I'm sorry for having yelled at you and said that stuff. I love you. I am sorry for fucking you up psychologically, gaslighted you about my sexuality and feelings for you, yet flirted and borderline sexually harassed you for so long while aware you were lonely and in a tough spot. I am sorry I was a coward who wasn't there for you. I will help you and be there for you from now on.
Sounds like that's on you, shitlord.
>I'll be okay without you, I'm sorry for worrying you so much. I'm not going to hurt myself or you anymore.
>I have 20 million I'm not using, do you want it?
ok troon. Felt called out maybe?
I'm a day late, but thank you.
"Let's hang out"
"How are you feeling"
"I like you the way you are"
"I'll help you"
"I love you"
That's supremely wholesome, I'm glad you got to experience that.
"I want to make art with you."
i regret what i told you that night
You're doing amazing and you're great the way you are.
you're a filthy little whore and now I'm gonna fuck you like one, slut.
“I know it’s so hard being apart but I’m no less in love with you than I was before, I still want you more than ever.”
"Just stay in my arms where it's safe, cutie.
There you go, just take a deep breath and relax. You can fall asleep on my chest if you want to.
Such a good girl."
Dom girls are the best thing, period.
"I'll start going to therapy so maybe you and kids can finally have a chance at a normal life and happiness."
How to talk to men on dating sites.
(Hell, how do you even talk to them IRL)
I know dating sites are a huge meme but these past few months I figured "Fuck it" and try my luck anyway. After seeing how many dates from Tinder my 2/10 friend seems to get, I figured surely I must have some luck myself. I tried Tinder too and virtually no one messaged me, and anyone that I messaged never replied. However, I'm looking for a serious relationship, while my friend just looks for hookups so that could also be a reason why. Also, unlike her, I'm mostly just looking for guys in Japan and have no interest in meeting guys locally (For my own safety and because it's harder to find Japanese men where I am)
Now I'm trying JapanCupid and it seems to be mostly foreigners, but I'm getting tons of messages. But I don't know what to even reply or say that could start a conversation.
"We can very easily be how we were last year even with the time apart. I'll help you become friends with them as well"
person 1: "i'm sorry, i regret what i did to you, it wasn't your fault"
person 2: "why don't you come to my office so i can [redacted] your [redacted] while you [redacted]"
>I've really missed you, do you want to be friends and spend time again like we used to?
>I know a lot of stuff is really hard for you, but I can see that you're trying your best and improving.
>I'm proud of you and how strong you've been.
>I'll always be here to support you as best as I can.
>You're special to me and nobody else can replace you.
>I'd really like to see you and do all those things that we used to talk about doing together.
>Goodnight, I love you
“You’re not a fuck-up”
anon that hits too close to home
"I'm proud of you"
I'm 29, and no one, absolutely no one in the world ever told me that. It's stupid, but it's just… soul crushing
If you're the anon with the husband with the contamination phobia… I hope you hear this soon. If not, I still hope you hear it soon.
Group hug to celebrate anons priceless and unseen accomplishments throughout her life journey. We could all learn something we didn't know from her, a skill, a thought, an action, even a new way of seeing the world. This anon is precious and we love her
so true. i hope you see this anon
absolutely and thoroughly based
for my part :
>would you like to join my gnostic cult ?
Just had a dream where I was asked "hey, have you been doing alright?"
Hoping the physical 3D world catches up soon so I can hear it here too.
How have you been doing, nona?
Just taking it day by day, trying to relax. It's nice of you to ask.
I'm actually hoping to hear it from the specific person from my dream. An old friend that I haven't talked to in a while, and it'd be really nice to be able to reconnect and know that they were thinking about me.
"Sorry for seeming so disinterested lately but I really do love you nonita. You mean a lot to me and I care about you. I'm always gonna be here for you, don't worry about how much you cry."
You're beautiful or any compliment really from a male. A genuine one.
Idk if this counts but I always wanted a man to call me his sunshine or just sunshine. I could never muster up the courage to ask my bf to start calling me that. Plus pet names are best when they come naturally. Maybe one day he will find out.
‘You’re perfect to me and you match my ideals.’
I’ve had e-bfs before but none of them ever told me anything remotely close to this, they always made it clear they were settling for me and that I wasn’t their real type. Maybe I’m delusional for expecting it because I’m not perfect, but I’ve definitely found guys who I felt nothing towards at first then slowly over time grew to like them more and not until they became my ideal and seemed perfect to me. I just wish someone would feel like that towards me for once.
“You’re my best friend and I wish we never separated and were together always. I wouldn’t replace you or trade you for anyone.”
if somebody ever said this my only answer would be "ok, where's the script? This is a very weird thing to say"