>tfw no bf
it's not fair
tfw no cute bf who wants to dress in lingerie
>tfw no clone of myself to feel tfw no bf with
>tfw no bf
>tfw no gf
>tfw no f
I just wish there was someone who cares about me
>>5676>tfw no f
I kind of had a friend for about eight months around this time last year, but then I went a bit loopy and dipped out before she realised what a loser I was. I miss her.
>tfw no anime husbando to love you forever no matter what
Not having a boyfriend isn't painful. It's never having a friend. It's realizing that in your entire life, no one has ever wanted you. It isn't even worth it to spend an hour with you because you are devoid of any positive qualities and have no value as a human being. It is having hope that one day you will find love like your parents did, and losing that hope as the years go by. It's wondering if a mail order husband would leave you after he gets citizenship. It's wondering if anyone would even come to your funeral.
Jesus that's heavy anon. Do you need someone to talk to?
They're both painful. Those of us (on this site) who don't have boyfriends also usually don't have friends.
>>5722>mail order husband
This doesn't exist… does it?
OT so I'll sage and all but like, the PPP images really resonated in my psyche to the extent I am so terrified of ever being that degenerate it fills my waking breath with gusto and strength and thus I ascend into the day with motivation to be the best, tidiest, clean anonette that I truly can be
Out of curiosity I looked it up and found this.http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
Pretty sure it's not legitimate but reading some of the profiles gave me a good kek.
>it's not fair
Tell me more about your situations, anons. Do you have any hobbies or are you part of any clubs? Do you make an effort to regularly go out and socialise? Are you involved in any kind of charity or volunteer work? Do you go to any meet ups for things you're interested in or attend any classes for skills you'd like to improve?
If you've said no to these then it's totally fair.
Sh-shut up, anon. Let us have our self pity moment without reality burning our delicate hearts.
Did it ever occur to you that perhaps anons would love to have done that but couldn't and can't because of abuse, financial issues, transportation issues, location issues, bullying, physical health problems, mental health problems, lack of support, or any of the other billions of things that could go wrong in a person's life? In that case, it's still unfair.
You sound like you lack empathy and are the type of person to victim blame or your head is so far up your ass in your own little bubble of a world, that you think 7 billion other people live the same 1st world lifestyle as you. It's nice you've had an easy life but you should think before you shit through your fingers, american. I'm not even mad, you know everything I said to be true.
What do I do if I have answered yes to all these things? Is there any hope? Or will I continue to be ignored and remain with no bf? What else more can I do?
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This is what I got taking the compatibility test. Wonder why they put just the weirdos on the main page.
Me too, anon, but I'm too shy to go outside of my shell and meet beautiful peeps. Even online peeps I can chat with. Being anon is the only way to do it.
>gross, smells bad
>has the emotional maturity of a dead rat
>entitled, expects you to give the most of yourself for little in return
>only cares about sex
>will never see you as a human being independent from his fantasy
>will never truly love you
Be careful what you wish for.
wow he has the crazy eyes.
Look, I know that over in your country spiders sometimes rain from the sky, but don't talk about America like it's the land of milk and honey. I'm sure the tap water in Brazil is not grey.
I don't know even one American who is even remotely like ~ uwu, I love living a bully-free, abuse-free, completely healthy life where I'm totally sheltered from the constraint of money because 'Murica, uwu ~
he's just passionate about finding a life partner, is all.
Maybe you should try approaching a guy. Men are thirsty af, after all. I doubt they're going to be quite so guarded about a woman expressing interest in them. That's like the setup to every porno.
Come to think of it, have you tried ordering a pizza?
Reminder that most of the anons who force the "deal with it" meme down your throat are projecting. Ironically, it seems like their way of venting it all is by urging other people not to vent
This is probably one of those "be careful what you wish for" type of dealios.
is it just me or does anyone else have the thought>well if 'alice' can afford that computer setup and all that weeb merch, i guess they're doing alright
But by what means did she afford it? Prostitution? Camwhoring for old perverts? Selling her used tranny panties? You never know.
More of a career than I've ever managed.
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>>5922>PHD computer science
she kept her shit together long enough to finish college, at least.
>>5921>buying a shitload of weeb merch
really? because my reaction is something must be terribly wrong in their life
>>5906>tfw we can't even have our pretty princess points without some tranny butting in
Just get orbiters. it's very easy
only do this if you are thick skinned. Men will absolutely say yes to dating a girl they aren't into for sex and many will assume you are easy for approaching them. Not in thinking that you are slutty, but that you obviously must like them a lot to approach them therefore they don't need to put in effort.
I have approached guys before and now I am not so sure I will continue. It it too easy to get guys that don't really like you?
Went to HS with him. He was tall, deep voice, really smart, but a skeleton. All the girls made fun of him. He flirted with me and they teased me, too. I avoided him senior year because they all teased me about being with him.
He joined the army before graduation; everyone laughed at scrawny Rick, lighter than his rifle.
Beth said, "Anon, you should should kiss him goodbye before his helmet crushes him!" and everyone laughed.
After his training was over I heard he was visiting his parents before he left to fight. He called once but I was too ashamed to answer.
2 years later, after I failed out of uni, I saw him where I work, getting a tux rental.
He was big, burly, like a weightlifter almost. Tanned, smiling. I had to check the name to believe it was him. Just- movie star shape and looks.
He was getting married. Some girl from Korea he met while training there.
He recognized me, said hi. Said I hadn't changed.
I guess I never will
am i crazy or does anyone else feel this: in old pictures, videos, and movies i've seen tons of skinny teen and adult men and to me they look fine (if not really good) and you get this feeling that it is really normal and nobody at that period in time gives a shit, but today these men would possibly be targeted and made to feel insecure about it. I assume this is because america has gotten more fat on average.
also if they choose to get fit they are gonna have an easier time/look better than anyone else
Lucky you, I got a fat French guy in a speedo.
I think you're right and I think it's also because lifting and steroids are so much further along now, so yesterday's buff is now today's weekend warrior, and yesterdays average is sooo skinny today. kind of like how some of the bombshells of the past would be mocked today for flat asses/chests and no lips because theyd get compared to the thicc IG baddies of the world.
Somewhat related to what people have been talking about, but are there many young men left nowadays who don't lift? It seems they're mostly bodybuilders, on their way to becoming bodybuilders, or 300 pound neckbeards.
Where are the bony boys, 130 lbs and under? Am I just not looking hard enough?
Me too! Arnaud sisterwives club?
Skinny guys often look younger by comparison, maybe try going for the guys who look a few years younger than you go for. You might be screening them out on the assumption they are too young when they are the right age.
Calm down, I'm trying to help other anons. Christ. Nothing you even assumed was true.>>5870
It's difficult to say. Do you feel like you need some help socialising? Do conversations with men generally go well or is it just that nobody is asking you out?
I guarantee you'll eventually meet people with the same hobby as you if you're really into it. All the people I know in relationships found them when they weren't looking for them. There 100% is hope and I'm not just saying that. I believe in you, anon.
Aw yeah! It'll probably take all three of us to move his fupa around.
What's up with polygamy being so popular lately? TLC has three shows about it now.
eh, whatever makes you happy. i spend my money on what other people would probably call frivolous garbage (or, y'know, hobbies) but w/e, it's not their life.>>5987
the secret is to be selective about the men you approach imo.
i don't approach the guys that i'm 'really into' because i've learned over the years that i have terrible taste and usually end up picking very attractive but entitled douchebags. i approach the ones that aren't necessarily 9/10s but have a sense of humor or an intellect that i admire. it's more important to be with a man that i find to be kind or interesting than to be with a chad thundercock. and those guys are more likely to reflect that appreciation towards me, because i see something of value in them that the rest of the world either doesn't necessarily notice, or doesn't hold in high esteem. in a few decades it won't matter whether my partner was hot in their twenties or how great the sex was, it's going to matter whether we can still hold a fascinating conversation with one another.
I got his long lost (but equally obese) twin brother, Hans from Hannover, Germany.
What kind of hobbies or clubs should I be a part of to meet new people?