Guy Crushes Anonymous 2034
Post your 3D husbandos
I still have yet to see something cuter than Michael Jones eating a 10lb gummy bear
Such bad taste here and in the nsfw cute boys thread….
Good times. Young Leo, ahh…My heart.
Have some Nick Hoult, everyone!
I'm pretty sure that's not Leo but Cole Sprouse.
You can just tell he has a nice dick and would treat you right. It's in his eyes.
O shit, you're right. I guess we need this then.
Man, am I getting old
motherfucking yes. i love how calm and calculating he is. it would be wild
Colin Firth makes my girl parts tremble, especially as Mr Darcy (original, not BJ although I love that one too )
The only thing I like about him is his name lol. I don't know why but I say it to myself all the time. It sounds cool. Also, I don't like how old he looks in BCS
I just really like chubby geek guys. He also seems very nice and chill in his streams.
I will admit I prefer his old look back in his Olde English days (depth perception video on yt) but he's still pretty cute.
>10/10 would cuddle with while playing vidya
I found a picture of him from then. His old glasses suit him better. I might be biased since mine are similar though.
>tfw no stronk Viking husband who likes to cuddle kittens
Cillian Murphy is number 1 3D husbando
>see also; red eye toilet scene
yall probably think i have shit taste but i've thirsted over adam for a while now. somehow his ugliness makes him seem really masculine and appealing idk>>2045
agreed, and he's aging like a fine wine
same here anon! I really liked him in the show.
HOHHHHH YESforce choke me darth daddy UwU
Ayy anon, im the one who posted about Colin Firth. We have the same taste in men. Ive had a shameful female-boner for Adam since the FA awakens. I dont know why , he looks weird but that Kylo costume-fit, and that deep voice hmmm
i don't like the actor himself, he does nothing for me, just him as the character, precisely because he's so disgusting.
tru! the voice is a big factor
Rami Malek does the thing for me. He's absolutely petfect
Anthony Padilla. Both emo hair era and now, just hnng.
I can't be the only one, right? He looked better as he got older tbh
yes! american beauty spacey is gorgeous
I sometimes wish he would murder me..
This. He was so fucking dad hot in American Beauty. Glad I'm not the only one. I also wish these boards were more active. ;-;
Okura Tadayoshi from Kanjani8 i love his moles and "tired" eyes
is anyone else into j-idols? specifically Johnny's?
>tfw no viking bf
I don't even find him that attractive in real life but his character in vikings did it for me a lot. Most characters in vikings did it for me tbh.
Why was my picture of David Sylvian deleted, what do you have against David Sylvian? Speaking of, why were all my posts deleted? I never posted anything against the rules. :thinking face:
I can't say, but it was probably your own fault.
TFW Ben Barnes will never ride up to me on a horse and steal me away into the sunset
help me i'm eternally stuck in my mid-late 2000's emo thirst and still want both of them to murder me>>2051>>2057>>2058>>2068
hard agree on all of these, i have such trash/weird taste lol especially because the hottest bowie to me is labyrinth bowie
also, young steve buscemi and young christian slater have got me fucked UP
Just FYI Keanu is my husbando.
My s/o looks a little like Damon Albarn when he styles his hair right.
Damon is god though. Still would even now.
keanu is pure and most be protected at all costs
same!!!! gerard will forever have a spot in my heart. tbh i still find him cute even if everyone's picking on him for how bad he looks now KEK
I KNOW RIGHT? tbh i don't think he's as attractive as he was like 2 years ago but these insane fangirls also forget that he's a father in his 40's who makes comics for a living now
(frank keeps getting hotter tho, like dad hot)
did you see what frank replied to that fangirl on twitter though? they both seem like such great fathers. ;_; especially frank aahhhh
shamefully agree, or at least I used to>>2064
Yeah it's painfully slow here unfortunately.
Recently I've liked Benicio del Toro. He looks weird now that he's older, but I'm trying to find earlier movies/pictures to look at. His hair was so nice, and he just had good interesting features. very qt
He kinda looks like a beaten-up Brad Pitt
I know he has some jank ass feet but Ezra Miller is so beautiful and lovely looking
He gives off this carefree and warm aura! His goofy smile is like a warm hug. Also, I love his jaw. I'm so sick of the stupid V-line chin trend.
Omg yes Tadayoshi is adorable! I'm personally more into j-actors and tarento rather than Johnny's.
When I was much younger I used to be OBSESSED with the Johnny's guys, esp the ones in Shonen Club (I still consider Jimi Mackey my husbando btw).
I think Toby Kebbell is really cute and it's a shame that he doesn't show his face more often (he's amazing with the whole motion-capture deal but I'd rather see his expressions)>>2389>Recently I've liked Benicio del Toro
Same here, anon, same here.
Benicio del Toro and Javier Bardem have this je ne sais quoi
that make them really handsome, imho.
young al pacino. what a qt
My other favorites already got posted so here's another one of my favs.
>tfw you will never play with his hair while looking into his green eyes
ugh, the guys from /deutsch/ are here again.
there is only one. too bad he is half turkish.
lol I had 2 threads open and posted my husband in the cutie gal thread. Sorry
i would smash him with or without his long hair. his new tacky fashion sense and four nipples only makes things hotter for me.
Dafoe, he has a great face.
W-were these all posted by the same anon?
If you don't live in England…you should lol Every single one of these guys looks British as all get out
I posted all of them with the exception of the last picture you linked. Yes, I should have been born in England )': I know.
Hey anon. You can always come here (I'm American but studying in England).
I'm probably the only one here who likes black guys, but the amount of hot black men in suits in England is just HNNNGGG. If I liked England more it'd be a perfect place to settle down.
But…if you like British culture/don't mind the weather, then it's abrnomally easy to immigrate here. :)
because 3 of those pictures are of the same guy, genius. and the first poster made it clear she was posting three pics of the dude.
and who cares if the guys are british? they're cute and both of these guys are extremely popular overseas. i'm not even british but i dont get all the hate for england that a small loud minority of anons on this site keep posting about.
Chill out. Damn…talk about an over reaction. This isn’t lolcow.
…you read that as not chill? maybe youre the one who should relax anon lmao. no one cares how much you hate british people or if u dont like what other anons like. u sound like a whiny child and u probably came from lolcow which is probably why you're mentioning it.
nicholas hoult a qt
aaah im the person who originally posted him, please don't fight lol. Let's just appreciate his beauty<3
10/10 Apparently he has a huge d too
People bully him a lot but I think that he's really cute.
Would have to be this man.>tfw no Tesla daddy to electrify me.
I don't know how I got flood detected even though I just posted now lol
Young Bruce Campbell, but honestly even now he could get it
I'm having a weird moment because this sounds like something I would post, but I don't remember posting it. Am I going crazy? Someone else tell me this is their handiwork.>>3237
100% daddy material. Even now, still hot as hell and with a banging body.
Please. I'd still have him even as the goofy mayor of Portlandia.
Andrew VanWyngarden is/was super cute.
Had the biggest crush on him in like 2010 and i still find him cute.
I want to cry, he was my first crush ever!
Also, Bill Skarsgård
a woman of fine taste, I see.
Play for me Stu, I'll be your girl-vulture.
He looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome
white girl reporting I love george miller aka joji
Timothée Chalamet is an absolute cutie.
My newest crush
He also vaguely looks like my recent ex
Hnng, i'm glad i'm not alone, you girls have a very patrician taste.
Dane Dehaan is a total and absolute cutie.
Probably my favourite gif of all time…
Where can you find guys like him, young Leo, >>4435
or little Timmy?
Genuine question, I never seem to encounter guys of that particular type irl. What kind of hobbies do they have? The only ones I meet are either football + drinking fans (who couldn't care less about how they look…), greasy nerds, those bearded hipsters or the "my daddy's gonna sue you!"-law/business student types.
If you ever find out, tell me, because same.
Sometimes i'll see these kind of boys walking down the street and i am dying to talk to them, but i'd feel more comfortable in a hobby/common setting.
There are two guys in my philosophy class who give off the vibe I believe you're looking for.
Take a philosophy or maybe a higher level english class.
Not even a weeb, but he was hot in fast and furious.
I actually study teaching, so not exactly philosophy but at least somewhat similar direction and my main subject is my country's language, but sadly no such guys in sight…
this is my husbando but sadly this photo is old and he isn't half as cute today :'(
tomoya nagase: no joke literally exudes everything i've ever wanted in a guy. his face has changed sm over the years but would absolutely get with any version of him
tfw no autistic doctor bf to tell all my medical issues and to calm down and cuddle with
holy shit anon this gif just killed me. i love him so much.
Early 80s Adam Ant is so beautiful he causes me physical pain, tbh
he looks exactly like billy corgan when he was young.
billy was my only celebrity crush for about ten years, until a switch flipped somewhere in my head and I was able to get over it and start having feelings for guys I could actually, y'know, have.
yeats is still my once and forever literary husbando though.
Young Roger Taylor was really hot, kinda prince.
raviv ullman aka phil from phil of the future still looks fine as hell
I can't stop thinking of him as of late, his voice is so beautiful and calming. It's a shame how he looks now.
yuta orisaka… doe like features and the most interesting singing voice
This guy gets posted on /fa/ a lot, has got some quality stuff on his blog, even if it is pretty much nazi larping
Speaking of guys posted on /fa/, I've been drooling over this picture for days.
>His parents divorced when he was 13, and he and his older sister Mandi lived with their mother, an experience Gosling has credited with programming him "to think like a girl".
>He "hated" being a child, was bullied in elementary school and had no friends until he was "14 or 15". In grade one, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension.
>He was unable to read and was evaluated for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), but was not diagnosed with it and, contrary to false reports, never took medication.
>Performing boosted his self-confidence as it was the only thing he received praise for.
I love you Goose
you guys have good taste
i want matt champion to fuck my shit up tbqh>>5181
he has a tiktok account! it's @noeneubanks
Nevermind he isn't hot anymore.
c.c needs more photos of my love!
He looks like he looks 40+ on a good day irl.
Doesn’t he also sell some vintage threads? Herrurst @ tumblr iirc
he's basically a tailor for military vintage uniforms or anything slightly reminiscent of the vibe. Some of his shit looks goofy af though.http://herrurst.com/
>>5194>looks up age>only 17
welp, i guess im a pedo
fuck, why do so many underage white kids look like they’re 25?
dumping my own
do you ever feel bad cause you feel too ugly for them irl?
same tbh wis he would clean his lyfe up
Proper nutrition and vitality unlike that of a starvation period leads to excessive growth and early maturation of the body. All the more reason to cut the age of consent in favor of an age-gap law.
brett from (dying youtube channel) cow chop is perfect in my humble opinion
dan smith looks so cute here (from when he was younger) but totally different in other (more recent?) pics? idk a lot about him. but he definitely looks better with that hair
Why do most of these dudes look like men I've had sex with?
I should stop
Do women really think this guy is ugly?
I understand that hes not extraordinary attractive, but ugly? really?
I can't even see that he is objectively unattractive, in my mind he is rather good looking, but just looks mixed race.
this is a thread full of attractive men. lol why would you want to stop?
He looks fucking hideous imo but go on.
I guess everyone has different taste.>>5394
I'm like the anon that posted him originally, I find him hot as fuck cause he's really masculine but looks very unique. He was great in that show Girls, fell in love with him right then and there. He's got that big dick energy going on. That said I haven't watched him in star wars.
I never got into his music but he always seemed perfect to me, even the punished Varg that we have today.
>tfw you'll never have his hair
I think age of consent is less about physical appearance and more about competence. The average 17-year-old boy is 200% guaranteed to be a fucking moron who is as likely to survive on the streets without his Mom and Dad as a guinea pig without its owner. The stupidity only gradually becomes less so with age until around mid-late 20’s.
As a fully grown, self sufficient adult - try having sex with a literal retard and see where it gets you.
Imo the age of consent needs to be raised to 22.
ia that the age of consent needs to be raised. I would say to 20. it's 16 in my country which is far too young imo
so who is this guy? i feel like i've seen him in a couple of threads now. varg? am i right in saying he killed someone? or was in a metal band? or both?
Yeah, he's Varg Vikernes. He killed a member from one of his bands and he was in a couple of metal bands, but most of his music it's in a solo project. I think now he's retired from music and he just upload videos on Youtube
what do you think of Death metal boys?
They look good. Most men look way better with long hair anyway.
He lives in a forest in France with his wife and children. Semi-illegally, I think. This is his wife, she is autistic. Both have published various books on prechristian European philosophy and religion, and are what you would call neopagans. Varg also thinks autists are superior beings and absolutely hates porn.
imo most men and most women look better with short hair
Varg is for all intents and purposes , a very shitty and petty person.
I realized I was talking about other husbandos, but not mine. I would love to cuddle with Steven Wilson while he sings to me, I've imagined that situation more times than I like to admit.
How can he live there illegally if he's Norwegian and Norway is in Schengen Zone?
"The Geisha" made me fall for him.
I'm late but Cody Fern was hot in AHS S8.
He stole my heart back during my emo phase and I still love him to this day
not with his weird mullet hair though
did you buy it.jpg
Todd can climb my mountains anytime he wishes, if you catch my meaningbonus points if he forces me to buy skyrim on every platform
him and yung lean both look so goofy sometimes, and other times weirdly attractive idek
Is that boy-slvt? He has a nice torso but weird legs, still hot though. Miss his Tumblr that got trashed along with the other thinspo guys/girls.
i dont know why but this one personality james mcavoy plays in split can get it
slightly younger willem dafoe. ez
i want him to asphyxiate me while we cuddle
(sry 4 the degen thoughts)
youtube recommended me a pretty good song from this kinda cute guy and i looked up his name and found out he's John C.Reily's son
We all know his wife cheated there’s just no way
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
i'm 100% gay, and young adam ant can get it
omg his facial structure and facial hair is just like my bf's…i wish i could get him to wear makeup
Thats Knochensack & he is not an actual nazi just likes historical stuff a lot. He likes more the Germans that defected away from nazi germany or that were critical of nazi germany because their philosophy is deeper. Ernst Junger for example.
needs moar Richey. I think if I had 1 wish I'd ask to find out what happened to him
He’s adorable, there’s something about his eyes that makes me wanna hug him
Judge all you want but it's still cute
Too bad he was really stupid. But I agree.
There are hints that he wouldn't have been so stupid if not for the gross environment he chose to be around. His early lyrics were actually pretty insightful for an airhead. He seemed like just the right amount of slightly stupid but from an influential progressive academic bg. Away from shitty influences, he probably would've been very moldable. It is too bad.
i think he was an airhead but it was cute and so was he. i think he was probably smarter and more capable before he started doing benzos everyday.
where's that gif from, anon? it's adorable
imo he started looking worse during your pic's era. apparently he was extra hopped up on drugs to complete his tours and was actively ODing on stage because he was under intense pressure from his management. he looked better when he was more like a normal person, fewer ugly tats, and less bloated from the drugs. he was very raccoon-like. the gif is from some short video of him and his ex.
in terms of being fucked up, yeah. i'm pretty sure >>8430
and this were from particularly bad times but his eyes are so pretty. his tour schedule @ the time was rough though and he was trying to leave gbc, no wonder he was using more.
appearance wise, i think he looked worst when he had the split pink/black hair. looked like straw.
don't get me wrong, he was still cute either way but you could definitely see the difference in his appearance. the added stress of being a clueless 20 year old saddled with serious legal and financial obligations definitely took a toll on him. it really is sad all around. there's something very appealing about a slightly subby, somewhat depressive and skelly himbo. not to get too deep into this tangent but he was clearly very naive and hopeful about people who were actually just preying on or leeching off of him. so very sad that he lost his life for no reason, but also that we'll probably never find slightly depressive, subby, skelly himbos, anon.
i think things could've turned out differently for him if even a few of the people he was surrounded by looked out for his well being instead of leeching off his newfound stardom. it happens to a lot of rappers though, they feel like they have to bring up everyone who they were at the bottom with. nice sentiment but this is what it leads to. i think peep and tracy were genuinely there for each other at least >slightly subby
that first gif you posted is so fucking cute for this reason >we'll probably never find slightly depressive, subby, skelly himbos, anon.
posting my husbando
i want a bf who looks like this so muchh
idk for some reoson i find him qt but i see what you mean
the accent pushes him over the top tbh
anon wants to be stabbed by adam driver. somehow this turns her on because she has bad and dangerous taste
Op here.Nah it just my masochistic fantasy. My taste of man are pretty weird. Lmao
>>8629>thinking anyone has to be underage to appreciate björn's ethereal 1 in a million angelic looks.
I wish more moid's had this transcendental beauty but I guess it wouldn't be so special then.
imo, you should be underage or very near underage to. he looks really young and visually wields the same tier of attractiveness as a lamp to me. he looks very obviously too young, like very clearly he looks 14-15.
how is it one in a million? he just looks like a young teenage boy. there are plenty of them in the world that look just like him, albeit, yes, you're right, they no longer style their hair into blonde helmets.
>>8655>visually wields the same tier of attractiveness as a lamp to me
that's just you, anon. i could say the same about a lot of the men in this thread. a lot of them look like regular moids i would see at my uni, they're nothing special to look at. björn is also regarded as an early influence for bishounen characters in shoujo and is considered beautiful by many others, so i don't think being underage would be a requirement to find him attractive.
i'm not a moid, i just don't find young boys that look like young boys, attractive?? not at all strange. >>8658
i can understand being okay with 16 yos that look 18 but he looks legit 14. idg the attraction at all whatsoever and i like feminine men, just not children. anime guys look extremely strange and empty of any eroticism too.
I'm surprised no one posted Robert Pattinson. He aged pretty well imo
I love Pattinson. I'm not into him but he's genuinely strange and it's hilarious. I love that he lives like a tasteless freak and barricades himself inside for ages. He's like a basement dweller but with charm and without resentment. He hasn't aged much at all.
Got into GvF recently and I'm crushing real hard on the lead singer rn. I'm not normally into short guys but he gets a pass because he's real cute
people develope at different rates. dont feel guilty because "muh laws"
i have a huge fucking crush on the goth guy from british bake off the comedian. i laugh at all of his jokes can someone post a picture of him please? im too high to find one
kek I thought this was Albinwonderland's "wife", Niko (trans).
cheek kisses are so cute to me for some reason
i don’t really enjoy his content but the way he looks like my ultimate ideal crush …………. he really makes me want to get a bf
He is extremely beautiful.
he is. what bugs me the most, is that he has a pretty rare type of a face. i’ve had a crush on one guy for 4 years in my school, my first real crush, and they look similar. i worry that the crush may have imprinted his type of face in my brain :(
He looks mixed asian or latino with white or something. Idk but he is cute.
niki proshin wholesome siberian tiktoker
Now that i think about it young Gaddhafi really was hot.
I just found some pictures of Christoph Waltz when he was younger…. hhh gnng…
Im so touch starved i want to jump off of a house
I just watched the LOTR trilogy for the first time (I’m late, I know) and Elijah Wood is seriously the epitome of cuteness to me.
Same anon, I watched it for the first time just recently and he was so cute as Frodo.
King Critical is so hot im going to jump off of a house
based TERF anon.
I agree. Tfw no long-haired gender crit bf.
kek me too, anon. He looked adorable in The Mighty Boosh as well.