Can you please post ones that are actually interesting or funny instead of this [s4s] tier bullshit
>saves shitty posts
Hahaha holy fuck he needs to get laid.
I'm also a sheltered neet, I hope I don't reach the 'anonymous gay self-insert power fantasy on imageboards' level.>Touch him and I'll tear you limb from limb>Didn't know my voice goes that low
That was the worst part.
It's fit. It almost certainly happened exactly as described.
fuck 4chan, fuck jannies, and fuck moids
kek I remember this thread from /an/
I feel like you guys might enjoy this one.
Are there any good crystal cafe screencaps?
End of dump. I have some more if you guys want another dump. Some of them are /x/ related tho so I don't know if I'll post them here.
Anything goes anon. Post what you like.
still one of my favorites of all time
I thank you and I hate you for posting that pic.
The former for making me remember that I was in that thread. The latter for making me remember how long I've been on imageboards.
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
What a great post. Genuinely.
I myself don't completely agree to all of that, but there are some good pieces of advice in there.
I happen to have three thread derails saved, so I'll post them.
>>7444>2016 /fit/ was filled with autistic hunky boys>2020 /fit/ is just /r9k/ with the occasional mire thread
It makes me sad
i'd love to have him as my older brother, too bad i didn't have any brother and even if i did he'd probably be ugly
It's because you are imagining them as idealized beautiful versions while in reality both most likely were uggo OR it didn't happen and anon was just horny.
Kek wasn't the story about a cosplayer becoming crippled by a yaoi paddle just a rumour anyway?
>>9961>"I felt a intense pain running through my bottoms, as I turn around to see who did it, I see this small girl carrying a huge yaoi paddle melt into a group of people in cosplay with more paddles"
Sounds annoying as fuck
bosnian men are something else LOL
I wonder what Mark the Mint Man is doing now.
I was in that thread, good shit.
lion king autism.p…
This one is actually from LC but I wanted to share it.
what the fuck how deranged do you have to be to fuck a dead skull from the catacombs
Not sure if this one got posted but it’s one of my favorites
Extremely powerful /x/ post.
This was a real depressing /v/ thread but it's somehow reassuring knowing you're not the only one that dealt with that kind of crap
it was happening for me for years
good that I have finally moved out
now I can have my panic attacks peacefully
>>11062>an anime is made for a female audience>anime is now ruined
ah to be a tumblrfag during the days of swimming anime. the /b/reakdown was glorious back then
Can someone tell me what PTHC is I don't want to have to look it up and see any degenerate crap
i haven't been on 4chan in ages, what happened with this fed situation?? that sounds amazing
Idk I just think there are some feds casually observing the boards and that it's a running gag to mention feds
A couple years ago the FBI accidentally revealed that they make really shitty honeypot posts encouraging people to commit crimes because the screenshots they used in their published document still showed their (you)s.
welcome to n.png
Saw this on /n/ and thought it was great and terrible.
does anyone have that edit of the crystal.cafe girl and the 4chan guy in bondage?
oh… did she die ? i feel like crying :(
why is this man wearing cleats while cooking lobster and on a date? that's the most confusing part
Checked the archive, he never replied when people asked him if she died and it was a gentle femdom thread, which are full of weird larpers and bait.
oh nvm im retarded and didnt read the pic you were replying to
pretty sure that image is the thread pic on one of the top threads on /xxx/ or whatever the sex board is called
This one was pure epic singularity.
this reminds me of the scary stories to tell in the dark tale about the dog that turns out to be a rathttps://scary-stories.fandom.com/wiki/Sam%27s_New_Pet
From our very own cc with a free Cece to boot.
The thread is for ''4chan screenshots'' so I posted 4chan screenshots.
no offense but they're like… "you had to be there" posts, maybe, to get the chuckle out of them. i think that's what most of us are missing.
I see. But my intention with them was not raising a chuckle rather than serving as an encapsulated piece of 4chin that feels somehow cozy to look at because it's extracted from its usually aggressive context and thus feels relatable. I also have to admit that I find them funny because they're actually out of context.
it ends up being unintentionally correct though kek
What the girl from the jubilee iq video would say lol.
Met alot of top 2% people. Very few extreme leftist. They also tend to be the ones people consider dumber.
>>12560>go to book store>tumult of the nigger still has not been published>mfw
jokes aside, i do wonder how you can make your bush look more clean and kept? does anyone know??
Depends on what you're going for and what you got. If you have naturally incredibly curly hair you'll just need to trim it sort enough it can't become a tangled mess. Buy an electric hair trimmer and go to town with a decent length. Remove hair that is on the legs but not the crotch area entirely.
is there any sort of conditioning you should do?
If you have incredibly curly pubes no amount of conditioning is going to help you. Sorry. Do go ahead and do so if you wish, but it's effect will be marginal.
ah ok then, thank you for the advice!! :)
>>12823>Quiet (not the gay sigma style)
kek. That whole outfit sounds more like skater than rocker.
That's actually just really sweet. I want one one now.
you should try make one too and if you do make one please post <3
Don't shave it. Sugar wax it. The razor really fucks up your hair structure and makes it coarser and more wiry (this is applicable to all your body hair).
Then again, if you have a naturally blonde bush, the hairs will already have a fine quality to them
razor doesn't fuck up hair structure… just makes the tip more blunt… thought everyone knew this
For those who remember Boxxy’s old videos
A little dirty, but I loved the conclusion the OP gave me.
>>12823>laugh>realize you have very similar system to cope but it actually works>melt in feels
I want to meet him so damn hard…
They cropped out the part of the box that says one entire tube is for a 1250lbs horse to make their lie more believable lol
keep convincing yourself that that's the case lmao
most autistic (a.k.a. people who are overly logical) & intelligent people are on the right. schizo's on the other hand (people who are think in overly emotional ways) are almost always left wing extremists if they're interested in politics. this spectrum of emotion ←> logic is basically left ←> right summed up.
>>13186>most autistic (a.k.a. people who are overly logical) & intelligent people are on the right.
I don't know who you're kidding, it's been shown pretty consistently that higher IQ = more liberal left wing viewpoints.
I'm talking about extremely intelligent people here.
Yes, higher IQ = more liberal left wing view points due to people that fall between the 100 to 130 IQ range and the fact that almost all Western institutions & media preach liberal propaganda. Actual very intelligent 130+ IQ people that are independent thinkers and are interested in politics, especially if they are logical thinkers (e.g. have autism or have a lot of autistic traits), are right wing.
Einstein was a socialist, explain that genius
>>13189>Actual very intelligent 130+ IQ people that are independent thinkers and are interested in politics, especially if they are logical thinkers (e.g. have autism or have a lot of autistic traits), are right wing.
That doesn't disprove that higher IQ correlates with liberal viewpoints though. I know you're going to start spouting off the midwit memes to me, but geniuses in the 145+ are .3% of the population, compared to the 49.7% "intelligent people" who are liberal.
Not liberal left, but actual liberal
So it is mix of leftist societal views with right economic views.
why? So you two could be on awkward silence next to each other until the moid eventually says some shit like "nice boobs", yeah, no
>>13003>this screenshot is 13 years old
Hope it's a fake because that's disgusting.
I feel like there are worse things in this thread than taking a bad shit, personally
i dont talk out loud but i shake my fist in the air or punch myself in the jaw
I've been doing this soo much more since the pandemic started, idk if it's with the isolation or masks or what. I'll literally scream I WANT TO KILL MYSELF and FUCK ME in public. I sound like a psycho in the shower. It's worse when I'm tired.
Fuck I do this too but I open and close my mouth like I'm reenacting the memories and sometimes mumble.
That's mean and I hope a made-up story, what is wrong with pocket watches?
Idealist divisions like "logic vs. emotion" are literal child-tier understanding of politics. Leftists view the world in terms of material conditions (ie. the opposite of "muh feelings"). This is one of the core aspects of Marxism, for example.
>schizo's on the other hand (people who are think in overly emotional ways) are almost always left wing extremists if they're interested in politics.
Schizos are almost always into right-wing conspiracy theories like QAnon or reptoids if they happen to care about politics.
For all my Haruhi fans
this one's gunna be sad
A jew who is oversold as a genius promoted marxism. Wow.>>13192
High IQ=left is moderm illusion. Look at the long march, basically people with left inclining views were accepted disproportionaly into academia, and "rightwingers" were blacklisted.
I work in academia, and with how crazy things are going with troons is kind of funny how the top ranks are bending over backwards with pronouns, and being more diverse.
The low IQs are the right wing american boomers, and they're retarded which is why right wingers have lower intelligence.
(mosr) High IQ people aren't libfarts or boomers, they're free-thinking individuals who don't subscribe to packaged ideology.
IQ is mostly just a badge smug people wear to say "ooooh look how smart I am" while spending all day arguing on twitter.
t. IQ 134 coming from family of IQs in the 130s (yet I'm still tarded)
What I mean to say is libfarts are smarter than boomers but they still aren't high IQ.
Its too late for this, anyways mind posting one of the studies that says the thing about politics and IQ? I'd like to read it so I can find some way to call it leftwing propaganda.
>>13191>Everyone in a certain IQ range is going to have the same beliefs
Lol, that's you're argument? Really? You sound ound like a Kindergartener determining who's smarter based off of one spelling test.>Einstein was smart
Had about the same IQ as Edward Snowden I believe, not an untouchable genius, just somebody who was passionate, educated in a field, and innovative. Plenty of high IQ people amount to nothing because they don't feel passion for things, and some low IQ people amount to a lot because of motivation.
Why do people think IQ is everything? Not everything you believe or do is soley based on your logical reasoning skills, you need the drive to become educated, and no matter how high IQ you are the content you consume influences you heavily.
I'm not the one claiming that all high IQ people have the same political ideology. I was just contradicting the dumbass who says they do, and my 7-word post wasn't meant to be taken too seriously, since this convo is obviously not suitable for /img/. Chill
the lowest IQs in Burgerland are dingers and they vote Dem at a 90% clip.
The ones that don't vote Dem are the Thomas Sowells and Clarence Thomases of the bunch. Coincidence? I think not.
>>13467>(mosr) High IQ people aren't libfarts or boomers, they're free-thinking individuals who don't subscribe to packaged ideology.
According to actual studies, most High IQ people actually are libfarts. Because most High IQ people are also aware of social dynamics, and if you're smart enough to be aware of social dynamics, you're smart enough to be aware of what political opinions get you strung from a pole and which don't. Since political beliefs can be signaled to increase perceived social value, plenty of intelligent people choose to lean liberal because being liberal has higher social returns than being conservative.>IQ is mostly just a badge smug people wear to say "ooooh look how smart I am" while spending all day arguing on twitter.
For anyone mentioning their own IQ yes.>t. IQ 134 coming from family of IQs in the 130s (yet I'm still tarded)
Here's one but it's a pretty well-observed phenomena.http://scottbarrykaufman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Psychological-Science-2012-Hodson-0956797611421206.pdf>>13470>Why do people think IQ is everything? Not everything you believe or do is soley based on your logical reasoning skills, you need the drive to become educated, and no matter how high IQ you are the content you consume influences you heavily.
Because about 40% of your "life success" in most general terms is determined by intelligence. With another 40% dedicated to what you are calling "drive", which is just conscientiousness. It is true that there are highly intelligent people that are incredibly worthless because they can't work for shit, but there are also plenty of incredibly hard-working retards completely strapped down by how stupid they are at solving problems.
Higher IQ people tend to vastly overestimate the mental capacity of those less intelligent.>>13482
voting behavior=/=held political beliefs, especially in the US's first past the post system that has you "voting against the party you don't want" as opposed to "voting for the party you do want".
>>13485>According to actual studies, most High IQ people actually are libfarts. Because most High IQ people are also aware of social dynamics, and if you're smart enough to be aware of social dynamics, you're smart enough to be aware of what political opinions get you strung from a pole and which don't. Since political beliefs can be signaled to increase perceived social value, plenty of intelligent people choose to lean liberal because being liberal has higher social returns than being conservative.
Woah dats rlly smart>Like that.
Lole keep seething bc I'm moar smarter than you ;;(((((>Because about 40% of your "life success" in most general terms is determined by intelligence. With another 40% dedicated to what you are calling "drive", which is just conscientiousness. It is true that there are highly intelligent people that are incredibly worthless because they can't work for shit, but there are also plenty of incredibly hard-working retards completely strapped down by how stupid they are at solving problems.
Seems like all you need is average intelligence.
Ever seen those gifted burnout memes?
at least it's 60$ and not 60€
>>13548>buy a video game>buying a video game>lawful transaction of money for a video game>buying>a>video game
>>13665>This is the worst fucking board
Well duh, it's /lgbt/
you better go take your magic pills for being lonely
Even if it's well-known that /fit/ is gay, this greentext sounds like pure fanfiction.
>unless you're some 80+ year old british lord, don't wear a pocket watch in public
Why? To fit in among the cattle?
most animal food isn't processed enough to be edible
Can't see if this one has been posted in this thread, but I'm so sorry for making you look at it
I hope he died by drowning himself in dishwasher liquid
this one isn't funny, it's just cursed
>>14027>lolicon is harmless I swear
I hate moids
It's no coincidence that the Japanese precursor to all imageboards, Ayashii World, was full of pedophiles who shared the real shit.
>>14029>using j for imaginary numbers instead of i
grave mistake by that poster, exposing him as a seethy engineer with a mathematician fetish. i is the conventional notation, while j is mostly used by engineers to avoid confusion with the I for current.
what does this mean? the 'dx' is literally meaningless, it serves only denote the variable of integration… which is lost on someone performing integration in the riemann sense, but not so much for integration in the riemann-stieltjes sense
Remember he's an engineer so he's probably using dx as a differential, which means a small number.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel bad, K seemed like one of the few TIMs that wasn't a raging psycho or misogynist
I think this was proven to be fake at some point
So you’re saying that some subhuman made all those wojaks for free?
>>14042>the 'dx' is literally meaningless
No, how about your education was meaningless.
If you weren't a /r9k/ male you wouldn't have posted this lmao
Hard to tell whether these have been already posted tbh
Found this on twitter, I can't stop laughing
there is so much going on in this image>I'm fine with this if she tells me who raped her so I can beat him to death, I would then consider it fair.
is…is this supposed to be romantic? am I supposed to swoon now? would you?
speaking of gross moid shit the image in OP looks like this
Why do moids like killing themselves so much?
Because they know most of them are useless
Forgive me of my insensitivity, but I view moids killing themselves or getting themselves killed the same as zebras being eaten by lions in BBC documentaries.
As in, nothing. It's just nature taking it's course.
Moids are disposable.
You just know he's getting sweaty when a cute girl stands near him
Why are they scraming about?
That's a /biz/ screencap. They're screaming about crypto, specifically bitcoin suddenly dropping in price, which causes them to lose profits.
>>14931>only 25% pink wojaks
Pretty good day for /biz/ all things considered.
As we can see from the Pink Wojak Index, despair seems to have gotten even worse over this past 4 days, though the worst may be over…https://www.wojakindex.biz/