Funny CC screencaps thread Anonymous 9894
We have a thread for 4chan screencaps, why not one for our own site?
Saying that my post was funny was probably the nicest thing someone ever said about me. Thank, you, OP.
that fact this thread was moved gave me a chuckle
finding out your own thread got moved to another board is like finding out someone re-parked your car in a different parking lot while you were getting groceries
how can you possibly ever be this horny
I feel like I've been equally horny and sunk that low before. Just something in you're brain goes off like a bomb and you act before you think.
I think she is by now.
Is it that video where Corona-chan is moving her hips while dancing in synchronization with the music, though?
If so, I have been enchanted by it too, but I don't think I am specifically attracted to Corona-chan since I have not had sexual thoughts about her whatsoever.
The entirety of the mountain hate thread was great, but this was probably my favorite moment from it.
I read it as satire. Reminds me of posts I've read on /fit/, for example, where guys break nofap with some disgusting tranny porn or smth
She is right. If Spiders were giant they would capture humans and kill them all.
I've unironically considered doing this
Do you want to be the Clyde to my Chris or vice versa?
i love this so much. based bee autist
Reminds me of when I stopped masturbating. I didn't expect health benefits or anything, it was just taking too much of my time.
I started having wet dreams in increasing frequency, they were usually pretty mild and I could barely remember them after waking up. But one night I had a dream where my parents broke up. I was visiting my dad. He had bought an impressive new house and there was a nice sandy beach and a rectangular lake in his backyard like a fucking Sims lot. I really wanted to go for a swim so I asked my dad if it's OK. He was preoccupied with something so I just stripped and went sun tanning.
My bra was uncomfortable so I wanted to take it off. And I still wanted to swim. I took my underwear off and lay down at the shore so that my chest was in the sand and my ass below water. I still didn't know if it was safe to swim there but the water was warm. I looked back and the faraway end of the rectangle lake seemed to expand into the distance. I watched it thinking it was beautiful. And then I saw something in the lake. Something round and orange. I squinted but I couldn't tell what it was. I eventually realized that the orange thing was approaching me rapidly.
I decided I should get out immediately but at that very moment my dad finally stepped out of the house and asked me what I had wanted. I didn't want him to see me naked so I made excuses and tried to get him to leave. He wasn't buying it but we heard his phone ring. He turned around to leave and I looked back to check on the orange thing situation. And then, a dragon rose from the water behind me. A big, round, orange, dumb-looking childhood disappointment of a balloon animal dragon. Specifically, Dragonite from Pokemon.
Dragonite approached me and I saw it was in an excited state. I knew what was going to happen. I decided to stay quiet and still until my father had left. He was already nearing the staircase, he'd be gone soon enough. But the Dragonite mounted me before that happened. Bear with it for 5 seconds, dad will be gone soon. And I'm not happy to admit this but it felt nice. I had this dream eight years ago and I still remember every detail vividly. I don't intentionally think back to it but every once in a while Dragonite's idiot Moomin face pops up in my head and I remember how nice it had felt.
Anyway, Dragonite gets really into it and even in that dream I admit it's nice and unfortunately I start getting into it too. I'm momentarily distracted from the whole dad business. At some point I remember his existence and I glance up to see if he's left yet and I see him standing right in front of me, looking directly into my eyes with a face displaying all the shame, hurt and disappointment I have ever brought upon him, and then I wake up to the most intense orgasm I've had in my life.
oh my gosh you reminded me of this dream where I saw a naked figure flashed in front of me. It was almost like those stupid hypnotic videos on yt. I then woke up really horny for some reason. Like i couldnt breather and i was shaking. It was so bad that i shoved a wooden spatulua literally into my cervix and i did it for so long and hard that i started bleeding and i guess some residue got into my urethra and i think i gave myself a STI because i would piss cactus needles for a WEEK. Ever since I havnet masturbated it has been 5 years, and i still remember that figure in my dream.
HOLY SHIT I POSTED THAT ON ACCIDENT I FORGOT TO TYPE IN A COUPLE OF WORDS THIS LOOKS SO RETARDED I AM SO SORRY FOR ALL THE S WHO HAD TO SEE THIS
I hope muffin faggot is having a good day.
>>13452>My interests are yuri and the blackpill.
That was my favorite part tbqh
This is literally from cc's /img/ just with a different theme