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>>11687
To be clear, this is really happening. This is really the truth.

My opening post is only truthful.

hey, fon du lac :)

>>11687
>>11688
Satan's been trying to possess me, but instead I possess Satan.
I've spent almost a decade straight of Satan nonstop talking at me and murdering me.
Satan is the worst thing to deal with.
Satan needs to go.

Satan's real name is Adam. Adam from the Bible and Satan from the Bible are the same person.

I'm always perfectly innocent and perfectly non-criminal; Satan has had no good reason and no good reasons to go after me.

eww who the fuck is that

that "person" (not sure what gender it is) looks ugly af

>>11692
>>11693
You're abusive, and you're homicidal.
I think they are the most beautiful I've ever seen.

So, no help against Satan?

No one has anything to add, just yet?

666

lolcow sucks.
They call them being schizophrenic my schizophrenia.
What morons.
I'm not schizophrenic, at all.
They're too narcissistic to know what anything is or means.

"I'm not a schizo or a schizophrenic. I'm just posting the truth. Perhaps you're all not useful when it comes to Armageddon, fighting Satan, and finally making God God. I'm sick of the truly schizophrenic calling me schizophrenic. Why don't you know Satan is real, and a problem. Would Satan rather not associate with you in any manner that would make Satan apparent to you?

Or, do you side with Satan, and not know how pointless that is.

You've abused me and murdered me, and I'm the perfectly non-criminal and perfectly innocent victim."

The truth isn't schizophrenia.

"Satan has been an omnipresent demon since the beginning of existence.
Satan's real name is Adam.
Satan and Adam, both, of the Bible, are the same person.

I've been fighting Satan for almost a decade straight now. It's 24/7 and nonstop.
Satan started the fight, and Satan won't leave.
So I have no choice but to fight Satan.

Anyone want to help me fight Satan?
Satan is very much real.

Do you have any experience with Satan?
If so, I'd love to hear about it."

>>11699
Magic digits.

>>11699
>>11700
lolcow probably too cowardly, and greatly fears Satan. Among other things. Like accepting what being abusive really means. Abusers are the most worthless things, in every way. Same goes for murderers and rapists.

>>11701
They don't know what legal self-defense is over there, and they also don't know the significance of it.

>>11687
I think that demons are sexy, as a concept. Hell is too, literally hot. Would heaven be boring? Wouldn't it be more fun to go between heaven and hell? If that's where Earth is, I'd love to come back again. Reincarnated as a worm maybe. Worms are cool. Or a cat. Now that'd be a life… Being an ant sounds terrible though. Sure, you'd get guidance and all, but human kids killing you for fun, that's horrible.