Moid comebacks Anonymous 104187
Post the best comebacks you have seen or thought of in response to common moid stupidity.
Requests welcome too!
>>104189>"more than I could ever count"
H-how would you reply?
"There's a nice mature looking chap over there then. Seems more your type"
"Gross. Whore." or say I don't want AIDS
what did you write in your bio?
Can't remember but it was something like "you can find me working at X or jaywalking"
Was anticipating someone would say that. I can't remember exactly what my profile was but it definitely could be described as "questionable"
Most of these don't work! I tried it with my cousin and he said idk, idgaf and continued talking like nothing happened.
Can anyone enlighten me why would anyone even send a dick pic anyways? Unless the context is already sexual, that is.
Perverts operate on the idea that if even one woman in a thousand gives a positive comment, he's succeeded.
I don't buy it. Moids may be dumb, but are trainable. If those pics get sent - somehow they must be getting a response they expect - at least some of the time. Shotgun method, and all.
it's just a digital version of flashing. they get off on forcing women see them naked
this is the correct answer. It's not about compliments, it's about scaring women and putting them in awkward situations. A lot of sick moids LOVE making women uncomfortable- they don' care about how their victim reacts. (Unless the victim is an absolute BAMF and tracks down the moid's family and send screenshots over.)
Which seems t be the reason why any kind of response doesn't work on them. The best you can do is not to read the message, so even if you saw the pic he doesn't get the satisfaction from knowing he flashed you.
It's only homophobia if the guys response to it will be homophobic
I get a lot of old men saying g-rated but creepo things to me in passing (“don’t you have anything to do besides walking around and looking so pretty?”). Good comebacks for this?
“yeah, but it’s not you” might work
I like to just give guys like this a disgusted look, then yell "ew!" and keep walking. even better if they're with friends.
Lol keep it coming, I gotta try all of these now
What kind of old men?
Sorta nice 70-90 y/o grampas? I would not do anything mean, maybe smile? They probably don't mean to be rude and since they are from a "different time" they might think they are being nice.
Guys that are old enough to be your father and are clearly hitting on you? Be gross. But not sexy gross like saying something raunchy, that will never work on moids, say like >>104470 said, or fart, or do a guy voice and tell him "thanks bro"
I gotta try this one, I'll tell them Thanks bro, I used to be a guy.
Not really a comeback but I have trained myself to just ignore comments like this.
>>104475>do a guy voice and tell him "thanks bro"
my go-to is "i have fleas"
IRL I used to loudly talk to myself like I usually do
, or pretend to be on the phone, or (pretend to) listen to loud music with my headphones to avoid catcalls>>104550
not her but I'm afraid of not sounding convincing enough when I need to
the moidposting thread is one thread down
…She's talking about the video. That's a guy in the video
I was referring to the suggestion of using a guy voice.
If you get a dick pic, send them a dick pic back. Go on r/penis, pick and send him a pic and ask whether he likes your dick. Hell, if you're not faint of heart send them urethra torture porn if the guy isn't an obvious masochist degenerate.
Lol I do that. i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it. it makes moids shiver
>>104637>i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it.
Can I get a spoilered image or a >>>/nsfw/
Sure, here it is.
Warning to everyone else: don't click on this image it is very gross
Exhibition fetish + internet>>104631>>104470
What if you combined these and sent a really badly infected vag
[spoiler]Or better yet a neovag
laugh at it, humiliate him telling him how little it is, call him pathetic loser and then block him
Some men might send dick pics exactly because they want to be humilliated, though.
What to do if someone sends you a dick pic:
Step one, Save it
Step two, Find gay male dominated space(s) for example /hm/ , /soc/ or even /b/
Post the pic along with whatever contact info he's got saying something like "I'm horny, hmu"
Step three, Sit back and enjoy
I just spam them with penis gore :^)
kills their boner. (and the possibility of doing such a stunt again)Go big or go home
I'm pretty sure men are into this…
I don't think straight men are tho
what do when I respond like this but they laugh and try harder instead?
"straight" men lie about their sexualities all the time though, a lot of them are bi and jerk it to tranny porn or cheat on their wives with men.
stand and scream "fucking take a hint and fuck off you creep"
a funny one is to pick your nose and say "eeew, go away"