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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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bf didn’t want to have sex with me when i’m on my period Anonymous 12914[Reply]

i feel so shitty. it's not really about the rejection, we both say no each other from time to time, it happens. but like… he was okay with sleeping around no-candom (before we met) and okay with anal sex but a few drops of blood turns him off? and we had sex while i'm on my period a few times before, so i don’t understand the sudden change. not to mention we both stay in dorms so we don’t have the opportunity to have sex often, mostly once a week.

Anonymous 12915

Dump him



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Horny Thread Anonymous 3046[Reply]

Post in here when you're horny and state what you want to do and/or have done to you!
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Anonymous 12902

>>3046
Why in all the porn where it's like sucking dick POV those moids are always so mean? Like I enjoy sucking dick and it's where my goes when I'm horny but this "open your slut mouth whore" is so off-putting
Why can't they say nice stuff like "Yeah, sweetie, you're doing so well!"
Still safer than engaging with real moids but so off-puting

Anonymous 12903

Spoiler

I want picrel to eat my pussy so bad I know he'd be amazing at it but also I know I'd likely be too young for him but that makes him even more based I just need to age up my donut steel into a 60 year old Stacy

Anonymous 12907

>>12903
Is this the keanu reeves videogame everyone was talking about?

Anonymous 12911

>>12907
No it's Yutaka Yamai from Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth or more colloquially known as Yakuza 8

Anonymous 12913

>>12911
Thank you, long hair moids are my weakness.



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Taboo Fantasies Anonymous 5826[Reply]

Talk about any unhealthy, taboo or just embarrassing kinks and fantasies you have here. Confess your sins.
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Anonymous 12894

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I'm really aroused by menstruation and period blood.

My menstrual blood smells amazing (I'm bisexual and I think it may be in part that it smells distinctly female, but different than normal, so it almost feels like I'm smelling a different woman) plus I just find blood very intimate and erotic. My period is the time when I have free access to blood without injury.

I have a boyfriend and while we do have sex when I'm on my period I haven't shared this with him and probably never will, but I fantasize about getting the blood all over his chest, legs, having him lick it off my fingers, face, my face, etc.

I'm also really into the idea of receiving and giving oral sex with blood present. It's something you could only do with someone who loves you beyond belief and trust. However, I don't like fantasizing about people other than my boyfriend because it feels like cheating, so when I think about being on the giving end I either imagine my clone/me from some weird time travel situation or my boyfriend as a woman.

I guess imagining my boyfriend as a woman while we have sex is also on the list of weird fetishes.

I think it's weird that this isn't a more common fetish, or at least as common as something like pee or scat (which I hate). I feel like it's a lot more romantic than those at least, and people are into vampires right?

I'll never act on this fetish though, other than by myself with my own blood.

Anonymous 12899

Baby-trapping. I've been having sex with my best friend since we were 20 and I've had a few pregnancy scares, which are always followed by periods where I just want to be all over him and force him to make sure I'm pregnant. After the initial panic, I immediately think about keeping the hypothetical baby because the thought of trapping him with me, and forcing him to give me multiple children, is incredibly hot. I think it's mainly the fact that he doesn't want to "inflict" himself on me with a real relationship; making him something rare, which I can't have. Him being rich HAS to contribute on some subconscious level. The fact I know he's the kind of guy who'd immediately offer to marry or take care of me and the baby just makes the fantasy more concrete. Of course, I'd never actually do this. We'd be terrible as a couple and I wouldn't want to doom a kid to that. Still doesn't stop me from fantasising about 'forgetting' to take the pill and spending my days luxuriating in wealth as a kept woman.

Anonymous 12906

>>12894
>I think it's weird that this isn't a more common fetish, or at least as common as something like pee or scat (which I hate)
It's literally just misogyny

Anonymous 12910

>>12908

a porn-addled moid wrote this.
Reported for bestiality.

Anonymous 12912

>>12908
kys



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Anonymous 3118[Reply]

what does it feel like to touch a penis?
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Anonymous 12805

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It's like dragging a surprisingly soft skin around one of these things

Anonymous 12831

>>12805
What are those?

Anonymous 12832

>>12831
That's a churchkhela, traditional Georgian (country, not state) sweet

Anonymous 12845

>>11398
He might have phimosis or something similar.

Anonymous 12909

ok so… imagine like a ROCK ok like im talking spheroid but long? cyllindrcal? ok now pretend there is like warm latex but thick warm latex all over it and it isnt tight against the rock but its like smooth and flexible like u could pull on that shit with ur teeth and like lil bits of pubes and hair at the bottom???
but like the rock is kinda soft maybe a rock isnt the best thing to say maybe like a pickle that has been left in the jar for too dang long

yea



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PIV was never meant to last for more than a few minutes Anonymous 12846[Reply]

Most men, under natural circumstances, only last a minute. Most women, under natural circumstances, find PIV repetitive and annoying after a minute. In nature, the longer a human male has his dick in a female without orgasming the more he opens himself to failure to pass on his genetic material. I have no choice but to assume while the mating rituals (including physically rewarding mating rituals, like dancing, or other sensual acts) of ancient humans could last for hours, days, or even weeks the penetration itself shouldn't last for more than a few moments. And if it wasn't a point of pride for men to last fifteen to forty-five minutes than I do believe PIV would be decentered in the modern day. There are so many more interesting acts in sex, most of them more rewarding to women.
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Anonymous 12851

Piv is simply not sex, which ever way you cut it, it does nothing for women, as much as some pickmes will gas light you to believe, it's merely masturbation for moids with your body as a tool, just thinking about it makes me gag; I wish I was a lesbian or completely asexual

Anonymous 12852

piv feels so much better and satisfying when it only lasts a few minutes. i love when guys cum fast in general though

Anonymous 12853

>1 minute of awkward insertion and premature ejaculation
terrible
>30+ minutes of jackhammering
even more terribler
>4-5 minutes of slow, deep thrusting after he's spent half an hour putting his fingers and tongue to work
perfect

Anonymous 12855

I used to think that penetration was bland and awful and it was better the faster it was over. All the way until age 29 when I finally put forth the effort and gave g-spot stimulation another shot.

Now I'm conflicted. A g-spot orgasm feels exactly as good as a clitoral orgasm. The dildo I use is small and non-vibrating and I don't have to aim for any specific spot or anything, it's actually easy as hell even though dick has never done anything for me, to a point I thought all women were completely numb down there. I let a decade of moid sex lead me to believe that PiV orgasms were not real and the 30 % of women reporting having them were lying or delusional.

The problem with PiV is that it's so brief at 5-20 minutes and I can't get as comfortable or turned on with my boyfriend as I am alone. The latter could be learned so the brief duration is what really stands in my way. Precisely because it takes me around 40 minutes to have a vaginal orgasm.

Anonymous 12904

It's obvious that human and I'd say most mammal sexuality was never meant to be exclusively reproductive but recreational PIV and PIA are human moid memes that biologically make no sense. In fact the shilling of recreational penetrative sex is the other side of the religious coin that shills penetrative reproductive sex as the only "real, virtuous" kind of sex. It makes far more sense to center the vulva and clitoris in recreational sex including as a mating ritual, if a male proves himself worthy by properly stimulating his female partner only then he might get a shot at passing his genes through PIV.



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Anonymous 12605[Reply]

i wish i had the power to make a man sexually obsessed with me. my bf had many partners in the past but i had none, he took my virginity. i get so jealous thinking abt him having sex with more experienced, "wild" women
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Anonymous 12748

>>12741
please give some tips nona

Anonymous 12749

>>12748
I don’t have a partner currently, but I’ve really been enjoying reading transcripts of hypno files online. I prefer it over listening because I can seamlessly switch roles; they have some effect on me if I read them silently in the intended sub role, or I can start reading them aloud and practice being the hypnotist.

it’s very important to find actual examples of hypnotism that appeal to you so you can learn the feel of it; learning theoretical terminology like “anchoring” and such is important too but there’s only so much you can learn from books. it can be more important to find concepts you’re interested in and then see what comes up in search results in communities like /r/erotichypnosis and build out your knowledge base that way (and non-kinky therapeutic hypnosis is also worth learning about and there are communities for that too).

I’m also starting to look into self-hypnosis to see if I can get any interesting behavior changes that way (either for helping with bad habits or just figuring out what can be done and gaining confidence for hypnotizing others).

(>>12727 here, not the other anon who may be more experienced than me)

Anonymous 12874

>>12749
>obsessive kink
>I actually don't have a partner
gee really?

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>virgin moid goes for skanks
>virgin nona goes for fucktoy
that sucks so bad

Anonymous 12897

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>>12893
>two virgins in bed be like



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Anonymous 12895[Reply]

Do you guys know the origin of your fetishes or does it just happen? When I was in HS i cheated on my bf (get over it) with this kid in my class and the first and only time we had sex I was just expecting well whatever but he had a massive dick, like thicker than my wrist and almost as long as my forearm (I'm 5'3) safe to say I didn't enjoy it and told him to stop like 3 minutes in, he didn't even cum lol, but ever since then I always just sort of crave big boys like that, which I think it's odd since it wasn't a positive experience

Anonymous 12896

Kill yourself



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Anonymous 2112[Reply]

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

Circumcised cocks are cleaner and nicer to suck. Uncircumcised cocks feel better inside you. Some cocks are circumcised so tightly the skin doesn't roll at all and it feels like getting fucked by a piece of dry wood.
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Anonymous 4021

>>4017
They're attached to dicks

Anonymous 12867

all moids should be lined up and circumcised.

Anonymous 12879

>>2112
>Circumcised cocks are cleaner
can't americans just wash their dicks?

Anonymous 12881

men from countries where it's routine to chop off their dicks are almost always off putting. coincidence?

Anonymous 12888

>>12881
i think not В-)



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Art that makes your horny Anonymous 5318[Reply]

Illustrations, paintings, statues, etc
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Anonymous 12765

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@ItsDogTown on twitter

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>>12854
her art is so fucking good



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