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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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This is the yaoi board, so Anonymous 11653[Reply]

Why is there so little yaoi?
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>>11653
I like porn that does not involve inserting body parts or objects into somebody's shithole

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>>13193
then hide the thread you drooling tard

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I use fujochan from time to time but the shota content makes me really uncomfortable



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Anonymous 14432[Reply]

What is the best sex you've ever had and what made it the best?

What makes good sex into great sex?
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Anonymous 14434

>What makes good sex into great sex?
Spontaneity, excitement, novelty and high emotion. At least, that's what makes extremely memorable, pulse-pounding sex. Really, the best sex is pretty unmemorable, because it's the regular kind of maintenance sex that keeps relationships going through the worst times because it makes you gush with love and affection.

>What is the best sex you've ever had

I can't say it's the best, but it instantly sprang to mind, so there's that.

My best friend bought his house and I was desperate to guide his decorating so he didn't end up living in a residential psych ward with a PC on a folding table and a deck chair as his only furnishings. We'd spent all day buying, putting together and refurbishing some nice furniture, so we collapsed onto the lounge with beers and he just kept looking at me, smiling. He asked "Do you want to have sex?". It took me completely off guard and I just started laughing, but he just kept looking into my eyes. I asked why and he said "I just know I'll regret it forever I don't ask now". I was immediately self-conscious about being covered in sawdust and dirt, with awful unwashed hair, no makeup, stinking from a full day of sweating, while dressed in very unflattering gym clothes that hadn't seen much use, as evidenced by my suddenly very embarassing protruding belly and flabby thighs. I was extremely nervous and stuttered through a joke about my BO, so he just leaned in, wrapped his arms around me and sniffed me saying "Nope. Doesn't bother me", then kissed my neck with tongue and said "You even taste great", at which point I felt like my insides turned to jelly. We started kissing and he slipped a hand between my legs, which I then guided past my underwear, and in under a few minutes I was shaking like a leaf from the adrenaline and quivering every time he moved his fingers. I literally couldn't stand with how much my knees shook, so we slid onto the floor. He gave and I recieved oral for the first time, which made me come so hard I actually pulled a muscle. I just pulled him to me and we had extremely risky, stupid, yet fucking incredible unprotected sex. He pulled out but, if I'm honest, I really didn't want him to. He rolled over to let me lay on top of him, so I wouldn't have to lay on the hard ground, and we just kissed and grinned at each other until I could walk again. We went to his bed, intending to sleep, butPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>14432
Two different scenarios come to mind.

If we're going by orgasms, I was experimenting with a bunch of new things in the bedroom with my ex and during a single day, we fucked about 5 times and I can't count the number of times I came on both hands.

If we're talking about love and emotion, my current partner. We were fwb and having regular sex one day. I was really into him but thought he just saw me as a bestie who occassionally fucked him. Until he accidentally said that he loved me mid-fuck. We stopped and talked seriously and found that we both wanted more than just sex and that the whole fwb thing had come about because we both really liked each other but thought the other was emotionally unavailable. We had sex again later that day and it was the most intensly emotional sex of my life, and I even said I loved him when I came. Nothing has really ever quite hit the high of the butterflies from that initial 'he loves me back' feeling.

Anonymous 14439

Best sex? The night I became pregnant with my daughter. Whenever I came home from working away my fwb would make a romantic production out of it and we'd just be with each other for a few days. He took me to a building that used to be an office, actually on the dunes that overlooked this huge stretch of empty beach. We ate dinner and talked but when I started feeling him up he was just so gentle and loving when he was usually energetic and fun. This huge storm rolled in and we really made love for the first time to flashes of lightning in the sky and the sound of rolling waves and distant thunder. He usually tried not to be sappy, but he just kept telling me how much he missed me, wanted me, loved me. I thought it was impossible for me to get pregnant (medical issues) so we didn't use protection (I was on the pill though) for the first time and I just felt like something clicked into place between us as he filled me. When I found out I was pregnant (literal millions:1 odds) it was like the universe was saying everthing I felt was real and it was a sign we needed to be together.

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>>14434
better than any fanfic i would have ended up reading tonight

Anonymous 14536

For me it's playfulness first, if anything

It gives the man a body high from pulling the foreskin all the down and stretching frenum, pull hard and the cock will bow but don't tear it! Most amount of pleasure can be experienced on the side that the frenulum bends toward upon natural protraction of the prepuce; touching this side next to the bottom of the frenum provides a pleasurable tickle. If there is a universal way to jerk a cock it might be as follows: hold the shaft tight in our hand and watch the head to grow, if it is covered but foreskin is retractible do let glans air out, it will become dry enough so foreskin can be moved all the way up and down without causing pain, if the penis is long enough or the hand jerking is small enough to stretch frenulum exercise care. if precum starts to appear, rub head on yourself, foot or palm but any body part or appropriate surface works if it gets too too sensitive cover it w 4skin first and just collect it and put finger under 4skin and wiggle it around or continue rubbing as before. A few gentle slaps on the glans are encouraged as ejaculation nears and after it occurs.



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Taboo Fantasies Anonymous 5826[Reply]

Talk about any unhealthy, taboo or just embarrassing kinks and fantasies you have here. Confess your sins.
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Anonymous 14531

Call me insane but I've been having netorare fantasies of my boyfriend being stolen away by a dominant woman. She puts him chastity and doesn't let him fuck me, only her.

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>>14531
Reminds me of this vid

Anonymous 14533

>>14532
Holy fuck, yeah this is what I'm talking about

Anonymous 14534

I like the romanticized idea of a school shooter. I'm not a Columbiner or a true crime fag, but the thought of an attractive, intelligent man who's misanthropic enough to take the most violent form of action appeals to me. It's interesting in fiction, but it's pretty much never like that IRL. They're all just ugly and selfish scrotes in the end, off-putting from both a moral and physical standpoint. They aren't sensitive, tortured souls who can be cured or made worse by love and pussy, but the concept is a turn-on anyway. There are some female artists with school shooter OCs I enjoy.

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>>14534
Samefag. I like scrolling through Twitter accounts run by women involved in that community. There's perversion to the fact that their obsessions aren't around OCs, but real people who committed horrible acts, and that turns me on and makes me feel guilty at the same time (though I guess some of them bastardize those men's personalities so much with their headcanons that they essentially become like OCs). I find the type of autistic, "cringy" woman who would make shit like Adam Lanza dress up games so charming, and I tend to fantasize about actually spending time with someone like that. I would listen to her opinions and get her off to her unhinged fantasies about him, eat her out while she scrolls through her timeline, read her poetry, look at her heavily idealized art, do the umpteenth deep dive of his internet presence with her at like 3 am, print her cupcakes with his face on them for her birthday, whatever. It's somehow even better if they don't hold the men in reverence or anything, just sexualize them and do things like edit bows onto their heads like they're dolls to play with and make kiss.



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Anonymous 13636[Reply]

ITT: Lesbian fantasies.

You can say whatever you want as long as it pertains to romantic or sexual fantasies about other women and isn’t talking about dicks.
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Anonymous 14467

>>14224

Is that Charli XCX?

Anonymous 14479

>>14415

I love her. I think she's cool for being a biophysician anti-US imperalism debate addict, too bad she's into InfoWars-tier retardation.

Anonymous 14480

>>14479
Why? She's making actual anti-imperialists, pro-palestanians, decolonial activists look like idiots. She's harming the cause by being into insane conspiracy theories and defending Bashar.

Anonymous 14506

i want many women to shove their pussies in my face. i love my wife and she shoves her pussy in my face plenty but i just need a large group of domineering, preferably older femme women.

i go to fetish events sometimes but i haven't done anything more than kiss women there, but even if i did they're probably bi, and i don't wanna eat pussy that's (possibly recently) had dick in. life's tough

Anonymous 14530

>>14506

This. Nothing excites me more than just burying my nose in another girl's vagina and breathing in her female scent.



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Anonymous 14524[Reply]

Why are men such whores?

Anonymous 14525

There are two possible motivations in most things. Reward, and punishment. Both have costs for anyone who attempts to offer them to others; a punishment carries a social cost for the punisher just as certainly as a reward carries a price for the donor. Hangmen and headsmen used to have their own traceable bloodlines, like a form of negative nobility, from the stigma.

The reward for having sex with a lot of women is having sex with a lot of women. The punishment for having sex with a lot of women is that other men see him as a sexual threat. The trouble is that acting upon that social threat is itself a sign that a given man feels particularly sexually threatened; it is then the man who is insecure and threatened by another's success who loses social and sexual and financial opportunities in the future.

The reward for not having sex with enough women is nonthreatening entrance to social spaces in which intermale sexual competition is discouraged. Such spaces are few and far between, and seem to be decreasing in number with the socialmediafication of social spaces, and this entrance is only dubiously rewarding. The punishment for not having sex with enough women is direct social exile from most male spaces in which sexual competition is part of the emotional pulse. And exile is still instinctively treated as a death sentence, even though it is no longer legally considered a form of capital punishment (which it was, legally and practically, for most of human history).

Nothing is ever going to offset the inter-male social importance of sex with women. In real life most adult male friendships are very, very shallow. And for all the talk there is of "inter-female bullying is too subtle too smart blah blah"–men are often worse with regards to that form of bullying too, it's just that it makes up a smaller percentage, not a smaller count of occurrences. The other problem being that a lot of time that "subtle" "indirect" "non-physical" interfemale bullying is blindingly obvious to everyone, your teachers did in fact know exactly what was happening and are making excuses.

This is the problem with the idea that men are even able to socially shame other men for being players. Any individual man who attempts to do that is signalling himself for social removal and this is made clear from a very early age. Which is also why it is inherently unwise to rely on men to in any way address sexual abusers who are within or Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>14525
Damn who's this Lauren and why tf did she beat you up?

Anonymous 14527

>>14526
You know that girl who's dad treated her like a princess after the divorce and whose mom used to punch her when she got drunk? The one who started to get that fucking gleam in her eye the moment she realized that she could indulge in physical violence against a smaller and weaker woman just like mom?
That's Lauren.

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>>14525
Really good and detailed post that completely covers the issue. Thanks for the read!



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Living With Regret Anonymous 14517[Reply]

I'm still a virgin, but orally I'm not. I've given blowjobs to two different guys in my lifetime and I hate that I have. It didn't change my life and honestly they didn't deserve it. I know it's too late now, but what I'm trying to say is, you're better off staying away from penis. I don't plan on doing anything sexual in the future and I want to die a virgin. I'll accept the position I'll be in when it's my time to go.

Anonymous 14518

Aw Nona you don't have to be guilty of anything, you did nothing wrong. No need to overthink this, you tried something once or twice, you didn't like it, end of story. I also think this virginity thing is crap anyway, only incel moids care about shit like this, it doesn't make you lesser.
About picrel, my first relationship was basically yours, except with the roles reversed, he was deathly afraid of getting me pregnant, so he would only finger and eat me out. I doubt this would make him a whore lmao, as the same for you

Anonymous 14520

You're not a virgin if you've had oral sex.

Anonymous 14522

>>14520
Don't be obtuse anon

Anonymous 14523

>>14522
No, she's right, many lesbians manage to leave their virginity behind without suffering the indignity of PIV in the process.



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How to bring up porn to my bf without it seeming weird? Anonymous 14473[Reply]

Basically I want to ask him if he watches porn but I don't want to bring it out of the blue so how do I spin the conversation to that? I regret not doing it when I had the chance to

As far as our relationship goes there is nothing wrong with it in fact he lvoes me unconditionally and he seems like a honest person. He's hard working and a bit nerdy

As for sex he is willing to do anything I get turned on by and he doesnt push for anything nor has problems with staying hard

The only thing that threw me off is he uses porn-coded words sometimes but I wouldn't describe it as disrespectful though

I mean it's obvious he watched before being in a relationship with me but I find it wrong to watch it while dating

Anonymous 14475

>porn-coded words

What do you mean lol

Something like >>14474?

Anonymous 14476

>>14473
If you just ask him out of the blue it probably wouldn't even bother him that much. It's not really a weird thing to ask and it's very understandable not to want your moid to watch porn while in a relationship with you.

Anonymous 14478

>>14475
Like saying he would love to creampie me. I know what he's talking about and I find it hot but the word makes me iffy because of porn addicted faggotry

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>>14478
maybe I'm too naive, but I wouldn't worry about that. Unfortunately a bunch of porn-coded words as you called them just seep into regular internet lingo.
I know this one guy who is an absolute prude and still knows and occasionally uses a few of them

Anonymous 14521

>>14478
if you know the word, he might the same way



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Did anyone else have a hard time stopping thinking about their ex in a sexual way? Anonymous 10916[Reply]

We broke up like 1 year ago but sometimes I find myself a little horny when I remember sexual experiences I had with him and also i've lost my virginity with him. I still find that he is very handsome and has a thick penis even though he is a complete jerk.
My ex looked like the guy in the pic.
This is unhealthy?
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Anonymous 10926

>>10925
I literally have a whole folder dedicated to anything related to him, even if it's vaguely so (such as stuff relating to his friends or his life in general). The nudes and more lewd photos are sort of related to him in the end so that's why I keep them, because I don't want to lose him a "second time" by losing access to my archives. I've also tried to archive some chatlogs I had with him on skype but I'm not sure how successful I was at this because it's in a weird file format. It has been 5 years now anyway and although I've "moved on" I can only say that one never truly fully recovers from a loss like this. At least that's how I feel.

Anonymous 10928

>>10926
I’m so sorry nona. I truly wish you the best <3

Anonymous 10930

>>10928
thank you for your kindness <3

Anonymous 14516

I'm on the same boat. He is dickhead but was also weirdly sweet and actually cared for me when I had anxiety attacks and other mental illness shit going on. He is thick and uncut down there which has ruined everyone else for me. I do not need him back in my life, but my gosh. He also really loved to lick me and never cared if I was hairy or not which was a bonus. I don't think I'll find one like him again.

Anonymous 14519

I just got done watching a video of an ex and I feel guilty that I liked it so much.



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Lingerie Anonymous 2077[Reply]

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>see a woman wearing lingerie I think is cute
>Google it
>it's from Shein

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Moids in ligerie

Anonymous 14514

>>14513
True.



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