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Anonymous 14153

this imageboard is so slow.
ITT: post anything you like

Anonymous 14155


so i can post anything here?

That's cool af

Anonymous 14156

yes, anyyyything

Anonymous 14157

Even my deepest darkest secrets?

Anonymous 14161

if you don't mind, whats your deepest darkest secrets uwu

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Anonymous 14168


gonna get sloshed tonight

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Anonymous 14189

those blue eyes. It's hard to imagine that blue eyed people only make up something like 8% of the human population yet I see them around me every day.

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Anonymous 14193

I think following random people on social media because you like their looks/style is creepy and probably the reason why so many people on here have such awful body image issues.

Anonymous 14195

8% from 7 billions is kinda a lot you know

Anonymous 14196


i've got a pretty bad crush on winwin of nct
like i never thought i'd fall for a celeb but wow

Anonymous 14197

Hows that hard to imagine. Do you know how much 8% of 7 billion is?

Anonymous 14199

they all look gay

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Anonymous 14205

Purses look wrong on me so I usually just wear my backpack if I have to go somewhere where I’ll need my wallet. Is there ever a situation where wearing a backpack would be inappropriate? Do I look wrong wearing one without actually being on my way to school? I also bought a smaller backpack that I bring with me if I go to a bar or something.

Anonymous 14210


Two of my favourite jazz musicians

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Anonymous 14237

>Is there ever a situation where wearing a backpack would be inappropriate?
formal situations.
>Do I look wrong wearing one without actually being on my way to school?
nah. but don't carry it everywhere like a retard

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Anonymous 14239


Drink your daily milk.

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Anonymous 14264


nice observation

Anonymous 14265

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Sorry matey, I already have one

Anonymous 14267


Rubber Soul vs Revolver?

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Anonymous 14293


This took me by suprise while I was modding New Vegas the other week and I've yet to find a reason to tell anyone about it.

Anonymous 14338


gimmie my gots

Anonymous 14363

I think that image was originally from an STD awareness campaign?

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Anonymous 15934

I didn't want to make a new thread for such a dumb post:

I just took what I think is the longest (by stool length not time spent pooping) shit in my life. Actually a bit impressed with myself even though I also feel silly sharing this.

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Anonymous 15956


congratz, anon!

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Anonymous 15971

Lul thank you.

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Anonymous 15990


i got inspiration from these two and voilà!

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Anonymous 16051


This is absolutely adorable!!

Anyway, here's my contribution

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Anonymous 16057

ty for a nice phone bg, this post would be appreciated in >>>/img/490

Anonymous 16060


wy : )
guess ill go over and post some stuff then

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Anonymous 16068


me irl

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Anonymous 16085

I have a bag/purse that I rely on. It's not very flashy and it's a gray color. It's literally box shaped but I like it very much.

Anonymous 16086

depends on the kind of backpack. if it's one of those back to school Jansports with the 3 big pockets, you probably look really lame (if you care about stuff like that). There are tons of aesthetic/fashion/purse-like backpacks out there to look less like you're going to school.

You probably shouldn't wear one when going to a dressy formal event, though maybe you could if you had the right style/aesthetic for it.

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Anonymous 16156

Lmao that's a good one

Anonymous 16159

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Anonymous 16202


me passa uma gelada, anã-chan

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か わ い い

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Anonymous 16268


oh no

Anonymous 16269


Haha oh yis

Anonymous 16271

In this otome game i'm playing my love interest resembles a real guy I know
>same birthday (what are the odds)
>same initials
>very tall, short hair wears glasses
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
too bad thereal guy isn't handsome and a cool knight. sigh

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sorry i wasnt supposed to link anyone. here is a bonus.

Anonymous 16310

What is the wrist version of cankles?

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Anonymous 17095


she so sad

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Anonymous 17099

I'm in the mood to have tea and biscuits with my friends!

>don't have friends

>fat, shouldn't be eating biscuits
>don't even like tea that much


Anonymous 17100

Don't have friends? That just means you have room for friends! Come on, anon! Get out there and meet people!

Anonymous 17102

how did y'all come across lolcow and CC?

Anonymous 17103

r9k raid led me here and i stuck around
/feels/ board isn't overrun with REEE NO GF type posts (tho i will admit there are a lot of chicks whining about their boyfriends + other normalfag shit) but it ain't that bad

as for lolcow i've been browsing /g/ and /ot/ since . . . last year i think?

Anonymous 17106

I was thinking the same but you know what
Go chat online, get yourself some coffee or whatever you like more than tea, a couple of cookies won't hurt you anon

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Anonymous 17128

Tell me it's just an edgy joke, please. please. Please. PLEASE, REEEEE

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Anonymous 17158

i'm not even disgusted at this point, i just lost hope for humanity and people overall, i just want to fuckin die

Anonymous 17159

i like your way of thinking anon

Anonymous 17162

Thank you!

Anonymous 17167


Taiyou no Ie! Such a nice manga.

Posting another manga pic to keep up with the thread (it's from Bokura no Hentai)

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Anonymous 17213

Screen Shot 2018-0…

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Anonymous 17217


I wonder if it's possible to post webms?

Anonymous 17222

found lolcow while looking up an internet personality I disliked, found cc through lolcow

was pretty happy to find lc and cc tbh, I've been browsing imageboards for 7-8 years, nice to have a Girl one

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Anonymous 17231

I'm not promiscuous myself and don't approve of underage people taking part in adult activities, but have to admit this is surprisingly organized.
Is this normal?

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Anonymous 17233

Really? This is very surprising to me anons, list-making seems like it would take a certain kind of odd person

Anonymous 17235

Look, some people just take puberty a little far. It's not something everyone does, but it's not unusual.

Anonymous 17237

I feel so boring, I never did anything so wild as a teen

Anonymous 17239

I'm not saying it's a good thing. On the contrary, it's very good that you didn't nymph out like a lot of people do during their younger years. That kind of lifestyle is something you come to regret, when you get older. You can see it all, just in that screencap.

Anonymous 17240

Goal within six mins, football is coming home my gals

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Anonymous 17248

Nah, England scored first but Croatia won :^)

Anonymous 17280


My father and I got requests to paint 2 paintings of a little girl, so I started working on my painting, and he worked on his, and the next day he just said "oh anon you finish my painting, you have more free time and you're better at painting!" The problem is the reference photo for his painting is so horrible and his sketch also isn't any good and I'm just going around in circles and I can't make my painting look any good whatsoever, and I can't just abandon it because our client is some ~family~ and we already got our payment (why do people pay upfront? I don't like it, I don't trust myself how can they trust me?)
Sorry I just had to get this off my chest. I'm starting a new fresh painting today to try and get it right.
I'm from Croatia and when I saw they were playing against England I remembered my old online friend from England. I wonder if she remembered me too. That would be cool

Anonymous 17300


Ah same. I realised it looked a bit dorky when I had the massive black cheap backpacks and would go to a bar, but now I have a normal red kanken bag and a miniature yellow one which are both really aesthetically pleasing. The miniature one I take if I know i'll need literally only my purse.
I just realised that post is 2 months old.

Hmm, what else.
I've had an obsession with this drag queen Trixie Mattel since early February. I got into drag race because of its unrelenting positivity during a low point and just got attached to this one. This has so far been my longest running single obsession and i'm wondering if at 27 years old it's unhealthy. Maybe once I change environment it'll go but I doubt it.

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Anonymous 20414


So how many points ya got, girls?
88 here.
Getting so many points just for being a girl is fucking retarded, but it was most likely made by robots, so…anyways, lmao.

Anonymous 20415

I took this test last night kek. I got 75 or 79, my bf got 89. I can't remember now.

Anonymous 20417

82 hmm

Anonymous 20418

70 :/

Anonymous 20419

That is impossible

Anonymous 20420

Grand Wizards were foretold by the myths and legends of ye olden times.

(If anyone really were at that level, they probably wouldn't even know or understand the concept of a robot)

Anonymous 20421


Hmm.. 129

Anonymous 20428


Becoming NEET and staying forever alone has really done me in.

Anonymous 20429

normie get outta my board REEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!1111

Anonymous 20431


Nice! I'm in the same range. I was starting to feel bad with all these high scorers.
I got 44 ;_;

Anonymous 20433

139, apparently I've transcended Chadness.
Not 6 months ago I would've probably been a cyborg, or at least slightly strange.

Anonymous 20436

Haha 32

And that's only cause I got better

Anonymous 20451


I just want my sex toy to arrive already. (i bought it today online but I wish I could use it)

Anonymous 20453

42. Adams'd be proud?

Anonymous 20454

what did you buy?

Anonymous 20457



Regular wand. I didn't buy a hitachi because it's out of my budget (at least were I live), but the reviews on the site were all positive, and it's smaller and more silent than I regular hitachi (that I've known of, at least), so that's a plus for me.

Anonymous 20458

I'm not sure what the advantages of the more expensive ones are. I too just have a regular one.

Anonymous 20459



I am guessing they're more powerful? I've heard that hitachis have only two speeds, so it's probably something strong.
Or maybe it's just marketing.

Maybe I'll ask about it at the toys thread at /nsfw later

Anonymous 20464

link? i'm interested in this

Anonymous 20465


i ignored the girl points lmao fuck em

Anonymous 20478


Local shop in my country (Terra Brasillis), sorry anon. You can probably write "wand sex toy" or the equivalent in your language on google and there will be plenty of shops selling them, though.

Anonymous 20483

… They sell magic wands here? How are they called?

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i'm so confused by this. what is the context?

Anonymous 20559

On the left the girl is in Iran, on the right the girl is in the US.
She rebels against both regressive and progressive societies.
Kind of impressive if she ever went out in that outfit… I've reasons to believe she wouldn't make it too far.

Anonymous 20560


uh, duh anon, in the US, she'd be arrested by the fashion police!

Anonymous 20562

I recall who she reminds me of
she's an Iranian version of Mira

Anonymous 20563

This girl had a youtube channel, she went to youtube headquarters and opened fire.

I think she was shot down/shot herself?

Anonymous 20630

i thought she used fake tits

Anonymous 20637

Can't unsee now.

Anonymous 20665


Alguns lugares chamam de varinha mágica mesmo, outros chamam de wand, outros de "massageador" lol Depende de onde você pesquisar. Mas todas essas coisas seguidas de "sex toy" no google já acha lojas.

Anonymous 20825

the mv gives me major ghibli vibes…i love it so much

Anonymous 20827

How did I miss the point where blogs turned into "communities" you "become part of"?

Anonymous 20828

It makes about as much sense as a pineapple with pepperoni smashed through it being called a hot dog.
It's a fact of life and it's hard to disprove, but it feels really wrong and should've never happened.

Anonymous 20846

This video makes me nostalgic for some reason lol. She's pretty but her voice is nasally

Anonymous 21455

I bought some cute clothes second hand for really cheap today (literally less than a dollar each piece) and I want to make a thread on cgl for thrift shopping, what do you think? Would you like that? I don't wanna make a thread that would die right away

Anonymous 21460

I would love a thrift shopping thread! I feel like there might already be one though but I’m not sure.

Anonymous 21468

I fucking live thrift shopping! Nearly all my clothes, and 100% of the nice ones, are second hand <3

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Anonymous 21524

Great! I will make a thread then. I think more people should be encouraged to buy second-hand

Anonymous 21525

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I always like those abstract colorful acrylic paintings. And I always think, "psshh, I could recreate that". But the thing is, I don't want to copy something 1:1. And as soon as I start to get creative from scratch, it turns out absolutely shitty. :(

Is this the point where I must look at thousands of Pinterest pics for ~inspiration~?

Anonymous 21533

Tou Tiao Dou Shi Ta

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test [/spoiler] >test [spoiler] test

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test [spoiler][/spoiler] >test

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test >test

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Anonymous 21546

RIP :'(

Anonymous 21588


It's sunday and I'm in bed listening to chillwave.

Anonymous 21590

I find these new music genres so weird. Do peopl just decide on another X-wave and start adding synthesizer sounds?

Anonymous 21595

I like jazz, indie rock, 90's-80's pop and rock… I listen to chillwave to relax in bed and daydream. But yeah it is a weird genre kek.

Anonymous 21626

I had the strangest thing happen at work Saturday.
This guy comes into the store (hardware) every 3-4 weeks. He’s huge - 6’3”, 250 lbs, but, well- burly is the only word. Carries two propane tanks in one hand level strong. Bright blue eyes, lumberjack beard, deep voice, broad shoulders- the entire Hemsworth package but manlier, somehow.
I know he’s a certified welder, certified diesel mechanic, and an apprentice union electrician, that he’s 21 years old, and that his name is John (of course it’s John). He has a concealed carry permit, owns at least 6 guns, and hunts and fishes (we sell all that stuff - welcome toGeorgia).
So lookup ‘working class Southern redneck’ and it’s his picture, right?
I bugged me forever how all the women acted around him.
Anyway, Saturday I am working and John comes in and heads to the gun counter for ammo, I’m checking out a mom buying a 40 lbs bag of charcoal.
I offer to help carry it (part of the gig) but John grabs the charcoal in his off hand and lugs it out for her - and leaves his receipt, so I follow after him.
He drops the charcoal in her trunk, she’s swooning like every other female around John, I’m trying to get to him without running (I will NOT run after a man).
He gets into his car, but rolls down the window. I give him his receipt and then I realize - that’s not country music! I blurted out,
“Is that the Cocteau Twins?!”
He smiled,
“You’ve heard of them! The Milk & Kisses
He had all their music on his phone, every track.
Now I want to have his children, too.

Anonymous 21629

Where's my John?

Anonymous 21630

I love Aizawa he's so hot and cool

Anonymous 21631

That was a nice story, I hope you have lots of babies I mean if that's what you want

Anonymous 21634

I was in the airport this weekend for some time and just read the /feels/ and /x/ catalog. Some interesting/entertaining stories. All of you are a lot more interesting than me. lol

Anonymous 21637

I'm too tall, too thin, too flat, with big feet, big hands, and a big mouth full of big teeth.
And I am 25 to his 21.
But I can dream.

Anonymous 21674

>too tall too thin

Blah blah fuck you >_>

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Look at this cat that I saw in the morning

Anonymous 21690

nice cat

Anonymous 21723

I just made cup noodles, and after letting it sit, I went to eat it and realized it had no seasoning. How did this get past quality control?

Anonymous 21729


>tfw 51 max
not falling for the +6 meme btw

Anonymous 21738

Did you pet him? He needs pettings.

Anonymous 21740

Well I came closer and then he lifted his head and I heard the radio from the house behind him so I didn't dare get closer

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Anonymous 21746

Everytime my husband decides to spend the evening picking fights, the next day I suffer of complete demotivation and laziness (and probably later get chewed out again for laziness).

Anonymous 21749

Things I can draw:
- human head from various angles and with various lighting setups
- imaginary creatures
all this from my head
- I can even draw a hand
Things I cannot draw:
- a frickin flower from a reference photo

Anonymous 21776


nice post I found on r9k

Anonymous 21787


Don't sit by the phone for me
Wait at home for me, all alone for me
Your face was supposed to be
Hanging over me like a rosary
So morose for me
Seeing ghosts of me
Writing oaths to me
Is it so naive to wonder

If I saw you on the street
Would I have you in my dreams tonight, tonight?

Anonymous 21795

this instantly puts me in a better mood

Anonymous 21902


>spend the day inside all cozy
>get bug bites


Anonymous 21907

i apologize for me and my friends.

Anonymous 21926

>yfw there are people who went to ivy league colleges working at buzzfeed

Anonymous 21927


i really really like this image

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months ago i spent a really long time trying to find the full res of this (not the shoop) for archival purposes and never did. i still haven't recovered. im gonna eat ice cream now.

Anonymous 22113

qt. i was scrolling past this thread and saw him lol. i know it's not a try guys vid but that's the only buzzfeed content i used to ingest.

Anonymous 22114

post photo

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Taaaa daaaaaaaa

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Anonymous 22119


Does anyone know what kind ofboard game this is?

Anonymous 22120

That's a good song! Do you know any bands like Alvvays?

Anonymous 22122

Looks like Mill or Mylly a little bit.

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cute bladee

Anonymous 22131


you have been blessed by positive bladee. everyone in this thread will have a full year of good drains.

Anonymous 22132


these curls tho

Anonymous 22133


need a comb

Anonymous 22141

what did you think about smile/iee?
I really enjoy them both, especially the second half of smile

Anonymous 22144

same. I care about it ;_;
At first I had a clear preference for Smile but now I like them both equally and think they're both really great.

Anonymous 22183

I'm so sad about my country. But I'm aware that there is propaganda on every possible side.

Germany. Since end of WW2, extremely liberal. "Never again". Not being xenophobic is part of earliest education.
Refugee flood, over one million young "middle eastern" men without any kind of background check come in and start causing ruckus right off the bad.
A lot of people go "hey,bthat sorta sucks now, why do we have to do this?"
Other people, also a lot, go "This is despicable, the xenophobic Nazis are coming back up, we must fight them."
It was like that for a while, but now things escalated since a guy got stabbed to death while protecting his GF from middle eastern guys. A very "identitarian" state, that the rest of Germany considers to be redneck, suddenly sprouted violent(?… they say) protests everywhere.
The rest of Germany answers "This is unacceptable, there are Nazis everywhere in that state."
They however go "One if our men died protecting his GF from the attackers you guys forced in here, and all you care about is that we don't want this."

And now Reddit, the localized Reddit is all up in arms against the new rigjt wing party that is mysteriously on the rise, and also against that evil protesting Nazis.

Meanwhile a 10yo boy got raped by three of his Afghani classmates. Reddit literally does not care. Instead, it upvotes some Twitter ass saying we shouldn't euphemise Nazis by calling them "worried citizens".

10 year olds get raped by Afghanistan who were PREVIOUSLY VIOLENT because nothing can be done (and of course nothing is done, the attackers will change schools now, I bet the parents won't get to know that the new Afghani is a rapist), and Reddit/the media implies people who worry just do that to camouflage their Naziness.

I want them to stop. I used to be right-wing but RightNow I only want a peaceful life. I have taken every single precaution for my kids and won't be flat out stupid, but if the media guys keep subjugating the "worried" ones, it WILL blow up into a right wing terror reign worse than ever.

Anonymous 22185


gb2 reddit faget

Anonymous 22187


:—-DDD benis



I miss being able to play games.

Anonymous 22351

What's stopping you, Anon?


I don't have a machine powerful enough. And I can't afford a new one.

I have a first gen Wii that I intended to hack and I already managed to get the Homebrew channel running, but I don't bget the images to work and also the Nintendo ROMs are taken down now ;_;

Anonymous 22357



Few things trigger me more than the trope of the "silly big guy who hugs all others against their low-key discomfort". Maybe because I knew a stupid big guy who thought that was appropriate.



Forgot pic

There even was a meeting of some webcomic people and of course the big one had to draw himself like that

Anonymous 22361

Maybe because guys smell bad

Anonymous 22362

>meeting of webcomic people

I do not wish to imagine the odors present at such an event



Found the pic

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>be parent
>frequent parenting groups to make friends for the kids
>New post: "Hey, wanna meet up regularly in [my part of town]?
>Be excited and join in
>Read comments
>I have two sons but the oldest one dresses like a girl
>Yeah my son loves dresses too!
>Yeah, that's why I find it useless to ask others for the gender of their kids ^_____^

Bullet dodged.

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Anonymous 22733

a penis is best after 1 partner?

Anonymous 22734

If the 1 partner is you.

Anonymous 22736


>she doesn't eat unripe bananas
They're best when sour.

Anonymous 22740

Hot. I want a virgin guy.

Anonymous 22788

But do you really though.

Anonymous 22789


>Crystal Cafe users in a nutshell

Anonymous 22815

76 upvotes tho

Anonymous 22833

Stop attacking my friends in gemstone parlor

Anonymous 22839

Yeah. Just had one today, I'm keeping him forever.

Anonymous 22842

This board really is so slow. Does it grow at all? I refuse to believe that's the entirety of Imageboards browsing females.

Anonymous 22850

I have an acquaintance struggling with finding a bf, despite the fact that she really has her life together and is successful and beautiful. She is picky as fuck though (for instance, demands the guy to look good but being turned off if he's into "fitness"). She wants to have certain in everything. How the fuck can you help those people?

Anonymous 22851

What? So she's turned off by fit guys? That doesn't seem picky lmao.
Unless you mean she wants an aesthetic guy who doesn't work out. In which case that's ridiculous.

Regardless I can relate because I have a ridiculously specific type too. Not even unattainable, just really weird. There is no helping us, we've played ourselves.

Anonymous 22890


>Average Crystal Cafe user

Anonymous 23173

You happen to live in the places they live. It's a big, brown-eyed world out there.

Anonymous 23196

I really really like this image.

Anonymous 23295

I had to draw a crab so I googled "crab" and found this very good informative video

Anonymous 23299


I was looking at more crab pictures and I found this one, it's a pom pom crab or boxer crab. It holds anemones in its claws as protection. isn't it cute?

Anonymous 23300

decorator crabs are adorable as well

Anonymous 23305

they're so cool, at 2:30 it looks like he is putting a tiara on his head lol

Anonymous 23310

i'm surprised there's not a pokemon based on that yet

Anonymous 23342

Seems realistic_6f…

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Anonymous 23467

holy shit this is a real movie?

Anonymous 23500


i came up with a new adjective for my cat while i was drunk just now

it's a combination between 'ferocious' and 'precious'.

Anonymous 23513

top kek
tag yourself I'm sister Gluttony
>"His fighting style is… unorthodox"
ooh that's a good one, you should copyright it

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Anonymous 23791

Screen Shot 2018-1…

Anonymous 23800


I saw this ad the other day, how ironic, using an image that an artist spent hours on.

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