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Anonymous 14153

this imageboard is so slow.
ITT: post anything you like

Anonymous 14155

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so i can post anything here?

That's cool af

Anonymous 14156

>>14155
yes, anyyyything

Anonymous 14157

>>14156
Even my deepest darkest secrets?

Anonymous 14161

>>14157
if you don't mind, whats your deepest darkest secrets uwu

Anonymous 14164

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Anonymous 14168

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gonna get sloshed tonight

Anonymous 14169

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Anonymous 14170

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Anonymous 14173

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Anonymous 14175

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Anonymous 14179

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Anonymous 14182

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Anonymous 14189

>>14153
those blue eyes. It's hard to imagine that blue eyed people only make up something like 8% of the human population yet I see them around me every day.

Anonymous 14191

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Big

Anonymous 14193

I think following random people on social media because you like their looks/style is creepy and probably the reason why so many people on here have such awful body image issues.

Anonymous 14195

>>14189
8% from 7 billions is kinda a lot you know

Anonymous 14196

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i've got a pretty bad crush on winwin of nct
like i never thought i'd fall for a celeb but wow

Anonymous 14197

>>14189
Hows that hard to imagine. Do you know how much 8% of 7 billion is?

Anonymous 14199

>>14196
they all look gay

Anonymous 14200

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Anonymous 14205

Purses look wrong on me so I usually just wear my backpack if I have to go somewhere where I’ll need my wallet. Is there ever a situation where wearing a backpack would be inappropriate? Do I look wrong wearing one without actually being on my way to school? I also bought a smaller backpack that I bring with me if I go to a bar or something.

Anonymous 14210

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Two of my favourite jazz musicians

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Anonymous 14217

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Anonymous 14237

>>14205
>Is there ever a situation where wearing a backpack would be inappropriate?
formal situations.
>Do I look wrong wearing one without actually being on my way to school?
nah. but don't carry it everywhere like a retard

Anonymous 14238

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Anonymous 14239

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Drink your daily milk.

Anonymous 14254

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Anonymous 14255

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Anonymous 14257

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Anonymous 14258

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Anonymous 14264

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>>14199
nice observation

Anonymous 14265

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>>14259
Sorry matey, I already have one

Anonymous 14267

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Rubber Soul vs Revolver?

Anonymous 14269

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Anonymous 14270

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Anonymous 14273

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Anonymous 14274

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Anonymous 14293

Spoiler

This took me by suprise while I was modding New Vegas the other week and I've yet to find a reason to tell anyone about it.

Anonymous 14338

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gimmie my gots

Anonymous 14363

>>14293
I think that image was originally from an STD awareness campaign?

Anonymous 14364

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Anonymous 14404

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1/2

Anonymous 14405

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Anonymous 15934

I didn't want to make a new thread for such a dumb post:

I just took what I think is the longest (by stool length not time spent pooping) shit in my life. Actually a bit impressed with myself even though I also feel silly sharing this.

Anonymous 15936

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Anonymous 15953

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Anonymous 15956

>>15953
;_;

>>15934
congratz, anon!

Anonymous 15957

>>15953
lindinha

Anonymous 15971

>>15956
Lul thank you.

Anonymous 15982

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Anonymous 15990

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>>15934
>>15953
i got inspiration from these two and voilà!

Anonymous 16012

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Anonymous 16051

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>>16012
This is absolutely adorable!!

Anyway, here's my contribution

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Anonymous 16053

>>14155
jesus

Anonymous 16056

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Anonymous 16057

>>16052
ty for a nice phone bg, this post would be appreciated in >>>/img/490

Anonymous 16060

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>>16057
wy : )
guess ill go over and post some stuff then

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Anonymous 16064

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Anonymous 16065

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Anonymous 16068

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me irl

Anonymous 16070

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Anonymous 16072

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Anonymous 16073

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Anonymous 16080

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Anonymous 16085

>>14205
I have a bag/purse that I rely on. It's not very flashy and it's a gray color. It's literally box shaped but I like it very much.

Anonymous 16086

>>14205
depends on the kind of backpack. if it's one of those back to school Jansports with the 3 big pockets, you probably look really lame (if you care about stuff like that). There are tons of aesthetic/fashion/purse-like backpacks out there to look less like you're going to school.

You probably shouldn't wear one when going to a dressy formal event, though maybe you could if you had the right style/aesthetic for it.

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Anonymous 16156

>>16141
Lmao that's a good one

Anonymous 16159

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Anonymous 16164

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hongers

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Anonymous 16179

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Anonymous 16182

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Anonymous 16202

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me passa uma gelada, anã-chan

Anonymous 16204

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Anonymous 16232

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Anonymous 16234

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か わ い い



Anonymous 16240

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Anonymous 16268

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>>16267
oh no

Anonymous 16269

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>>16267
Haha oh yis

Anonymous 16271

In this otome game i'm playing my love interest resembles a real guy I know
>same birthday (what are the odds)
>same initials
>very tall, short hair wears glasses
>awkward
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
too bad thereal guy isn't handsome and a cool knight. sigh

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Anonymous 16307

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Anonymous 16308

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>>16307
sorry i wasnt supposed to link anyone. here is a bonus.

Anonymous 16310

What is the wrist version of cankles?

Anonymous 16313

>>16310
Wrarms

Anonymous 16314

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Anonymous 16316

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Anonymous 16318

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Anonymous 16336

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Anonymous 16337

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Anonymous 16340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewPUJf1gK3M
DYNAMIIITE
DYNAMIIITE
DYNAMIITE
EXPLOOOSSIIIOONN

Anonymous 17095

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she so sad

Anonymous 17096

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Anonymous 17097

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER~~…

Anonymous 17099

I'm in the mood to have tea and biscuits with my friends!

>don't have friends

>fat, shouldn't be eating biscuits
>don't even like tea that much

o-oh…

Anonymous 17100

>>17099
Don't have friends? That just means you have room for friends! Come on, anon! Get out there and meet people!

Anonymous 17102

how did y'all come across lolcow and CC?

Anonymous 17103

>>17102
>cc
r9k raid led me here and i stuck around
/feels/ board isn't overrun with REEE NO GF type posts (tho i will admit there are a lot of chicks whining about their boyfriends + other normalfag shit) but it ain't that bad

as for lolcow i've been browsing /g/ and /ot/ since . . . last year i think?

Anonymous 17106

>>17099
I was thinking the same but you know what
Go chat online, get yourself some coffee or whatever you like more than tea, a couple of cookies won't hurt you anon

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Anonymous 17128

>>17126
Tell me it's just an edgy joke, please. please. Please. PLEASE, REEEEE

Anonymous 17157

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Anonymous 17158

>>17126
i'm not even disgusted at this point, i just lost hope for humanity and people overall, i just want to fuckin die

Anonymous 17159

>>17100
i like your way of thinking anon

Anonymous 17162

>>17159
Thank you!

Anonymous 17164

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Look at this nice image.

Anonymous 17167

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>>17164
Taiyou no Ie! Such a nice manga.

Posting another manga pic to keep up with the thread (it's from Bokura no Hentai)

Anonymous 17202

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Anonymous 17213

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Anonymous 17216

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Anonymous 17217

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I wonder if it's possible to post webms?

Anonymous 17218

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>>17167
here is a comfy screenshot from another manga i used to like, a yuri manga called bloom into you! i have dozens more from it, though I never completed it and once i muster up some relaxed freetime I think I'll start it again from page one

Anonymous 17219

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>>17217
funny webm anon

Anonymous 17222

>>17102
found lolcow while looking up an internet personality I disliked, found cc through lolcow

was pretty happy to find lc and cc tbh, I've been browsing imageboards for 7-8 years, nice to have a Girl one

Anonymous 17223

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Anonymous 17229

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lol

Anonymous 17230

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Anonymous 17231

>>17229
I'm not promiscuous myself and don't approve of underage people taking part in adult activities, but have to admit this is surprisingly organized.
Is this normal?

Anonymous 17232

>>17231
Very.

Anonymous 17233

>>17231
>>17232
Really? This is very surprising to me anons, list-making seems like it would take a certain kind of odd person

Anonymous 17235

>>17233
Look, some people just take puberty a little far. It's not something everyone does, but it's not unusual.

Anonymous 17237

>>17235
I feel so boring, I never did anything so wild as a teen

Anonymous 17239

>>17237
I'm not saying it's a good thing. On the contrary, it's very good that you didn't nymph out like a lot of people do during their younger years. That kind of lifestyle is something you come to regret, when you get older. You can see it all, just in that screencap.

Anonymous 17240

Goal within six mins, football is coming home my gals

Anonymous 17247

>>17240
Croatia?

Anonymous 17248

>>17240
>>17247
Nah, England scored first but Croatia won :^)

Anonymous 17280

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My father and I got requests to paint 2 paintings of a little girl, so I started working on my painting, and he worked on his, and the next day he just said "oh anon you finish my painting, you have more free time and you're better at painting!" The problem is the reference photo for his painting is so horrible and his sketch also isn't any good and I'm just going around in circles and I can't make my painting look any good whatsoever, and I can't just abandon it because our client is some ~family~ and we already got our payment (why do people pay upfront? I don't like it, I don't trust myself how can they trust me?)
Sorry I just had to get this off my chest. I'm starting a new fresh painting today to try and get it right.
>>17248
I'm from Croatia and when I saw they were playing against England I remembered my old online friend from England. I wonder if she remembered me too. That would be cool

Anonymous 17300

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>>14205
Ah same. I realised it looked a bit dorky when I had the massive black cheap backpacks and would go to a bar, but now I have a normal red kanken bag and a miniature yellow one which are both really aesthetically pleasing. The miniature one I take if I know i'll need literally only my purse.
I just realised that post is 2 months old.

Hmm, what else.
I've had an obsession with this drag queen Trixie Mattel since early February. I got into drag race because of its unrelenting positivity during a low point and just got attached to this one. This has so far been my longest running single obsession and i'm wondering if at 27 years old it's unhealthy. Maybe once I change environment it'll go but I doubt it.

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Anonymous 20414

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So how many points ya got, girls?
88 here.
Getting so many points just for being a girl is fucking retarded, but it was most likely made by robots, so…anyways, lmao.

Anonymous 20415

>>20414
I took this test last night kek. I got 75 or 79, my bf got 89. I can't remember now.

Anonymous 20417

>>20414
82 hmm

Anonymous 20418

>>20414
70 :/

Anonymous 20419

>>20414
>0-8
That is impossible

Anonymous 20420

>>20419
Grand Wizards were foretold by the myths and legends of ye olden times.

(If anyone really were at that level, they probably wouldn't even know or understand the concept of a robot)

Anonymous 20421

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>>20414
Hmm.. 129

Anonymous 20428

>>20414
>>20414
F-fifty-seven…

Becoming NEET and staying forever alone has really done me in.

Anonymous 20429

>>20421
normie get outta my board REEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!1111

Anonymous 20431

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>>20428
Nice! I'm in the same range. I was starting to feel bad with all these high scorers.
I got 44 ;_;

Anonymous 20433

>>20414
139, apparently I've transcended Chadness.
Not 6 months ago I would've probably been a cyborg, or at least slightly strange.

Anonymous 20436

>>20414
Haha 32

And that's only cause I got better

Anonymous 20451

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I just want my sex toy to arrive already. (i bought it today online but I wish I could use it)

Anonymous 20453

>>20414
42. Adams'd be proud?

Anonymous 20454

>>20451
what did you buy?

Anonymous 20457

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>>20454

Regular wand. I didn't buy a hitachi because it's out of my budget (at least were I live), but the reviews on the site were all positive, and it's smaller and more silent than I regular hitachi (that I've known of, at least), so that's a plus for me.

Anonymous 20458

>>20457
I'm not sure what the advantages of the more expensive ones are. I too just have a regular one.

Anonymous 20459

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>>20458

I am guessing they're more powerful? I've heard that hitachis have only two speeds, so it's probably something strong.
Or maybe it's just marketing.

Maybe I'll ask about it at the toys thread at /nsfw later

Anonymous 20464

>>20457
link? i'm interested in this

Anonymous 20465

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>>20414
42.
i ignored the girl points lmao fuck em

Anonymous 20478

>>20464

Local shop in my country (Terra Brasillis), sorry anon. You can probably write "wand sex toy" or the equivalent in your language on google and there will be plenty of shops selling them, though.

Anonymous 20483

>>20478
… They sell magic wands here? How are they called?

Anonymous 20523

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Anonymous 20558

>>20523

i'm so confused by this. what is the context?

Anonymous 20559

>>20558
On the left the girl is in Iran, on the right the girl is in the US.
She rebels against both regressive and progressive societies.
Kind of impressive if she ever went out in that outfit… I've reasons to believe she wouldn't make it too far.

Anonymous 20560

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>>20559
uh, duh anon, in the US, she'd be arrested by the fashion police!

Anonymous 20562

>>20523
omg
I recall who she reminds me of
she's an Iranian version of Mira
gasp

Anonymous 20563

>>20558
This girl had a youtube channel, she went to youtube headquarters and opened fire.

I think she was shot down/shot herself?

Anonymous 20630

>>20559
i thought she used fake tits

Anonymous 20637

>>20562
Can't unsee now.

Anonymous 20665

>>20483

Alguns lugares chamam de varinha mágica mesmo, outros chamam de wand, outros de "massageador" lol Depende de onde você pesquisar. Mas todas essas coisas seguidas de "sex toy" no google já acha lojas.

Anonymous 20825

the mv gives me major ghibli vibes…i love it so much

Anonymous 20827

How did I miss the point where blogs turned into "communities" you "become part of"?

Anonymous 20828

>>20827
It makes about as much sense as a pineapple with pepperoni smashed through it being called a hot dog.
It's a fact of life and it's hard to disprove, but it feels really wrong and should've never happened.

Anonymous 20846

>>20825
This video makes me nostalgic for some reason lol. She's pretty but her voice is nasally

Anonymous 21455

I bought some cute clothes second hand for really cheap today (literally less than a dollar each piece) and I want to make a thread on cgl for thrift shopping, what do you think? Would you like that? I don't wanna make a thread that would die right away

Anonymous 21460

>>21455
I would love a thrift shopping thread! I feel like there might already be one though but I’m not sure.

Anonymous 21468

>>21455
I fucking live thrift shopping! Nearly all my clothes, and 100% of the nice ones, are second hand <3

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Anonymous 21524

>>21460
>>21468
Great! I will make a thread then. I think more people should be encouraged to buy second-hand
>>21505
cute

Anonymous 21525

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I always like those abstract colorful acrylic paintings. And I always think, "psshh, I could recreate that". But the thing is, I don't want to copy something 1:1. And as soon as I start to get creative from scratch, it turns out absolutely shitty. :(

Is this the point where I must look at thousands of Pinterest pics for ~inspiration~?

Anonymous 21533

Tou Tiao Dou Shi Ta

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Anonymous 21539

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Anonymous 21541

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Anonymous 21542

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Anonymous 21546

RIP :'(

Anonymous 21588

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It's sunday and I'm in bed listening to chillwave.

Anonymous 21590

>>21588
I find these new music genres so weird. Do peopl just decide on another X-wave and start adding synthesizer sounds?

Anonymous 21595

>>21590
I like jazz, indie rock, 90's-80's pop and rock… I listen to chillwave to relax in bed and daydream. But yeah it is a weird genre kek.

Anonymous 21626

>>21588
I had the strangest thing happen at work Saturday.
This guy comes into the store (hardware) every 3-4 weeks. He’s huge - 6’3”, 250 lbs, but, well- burly is the only word. Carries two propane tanks in one hand level strong. Bright blue eyes, lumberjack beard, deep voice, broad shoulders- the entire Hemsworth package but manlier, somehow.
I know he’s a certified welder, certified diesel mechanic, and an apprentice union electrician, that he’s 21 years old, and that his name is John (of course it’s John). He has a concealed carry permit, owns at least 6 guns, and hunts and fishes (we sell all that stuff - welcome toGeorgia).
So lookup ‘working class Southern redneck’ and it’s his picture, right?
I bugged me forever how all the women acted around him.
Anyway, Saturday I am working and John comes in and heads to the gun counter for ammo, I’m checking out a mom buying a 40 lbs bag of charcoal.
I offer to help carry it (part of the gig) but John grabs the charcoal in his off hand and lugs it out for her - and leaves his receipt, so I follow after him.
He drops the charcoal in her trunk, she’s swooning like every other female around John, I’m trying to get to him without running (I will NOT run after a man).
He gets into his car, but rolls down the window. I give him his receipt and then I realize - that’s not country music! I blurted out,
“Is that the Cocteau Twins?!”
He smiled,
“You’ve heard of them! The Milk & Kisses
album.”
He had all their music on his phone, every track.
Now I want to have his children, too.

Anonymous 21629

>>21626
Where's my John?

Anonymous 21630

>>17213
I love Aizawa he's so hot and cool

Anonymous 21631

>>21626
That was a nice story, I hope you have lots of babies I mean if that's what you want

Anonymous 21634

I was in the airport this weekend for some time and just read the /feels/ and /x/ catalog. Some interesting/entertaining stories. All of you are a lot more interesting than me. lol

Anonymous 21637

>>21631
I'm too tall, too thin, too flat, with big feet, big hands, and a big mouth full of big teeth.
And I am 25 to his 21.
But I can dream.



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