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Lolcow Bunker #7 Anonymous 213697
Lolcor our beloved is still down while outgoing Shaymin is handing it over to new staff.
Do not engage with bait. Report and ignore moidposting.
Last downtime's bunkers: >>>/b/206139
Previous thread:
>>>/b/213048Update on the quest for new admins:
>>>/b/209975Anonymous 213700
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I wonder how many times Lucinda has binged and purged today. Hope that girl finds peace one of these days.
Anonymous 213702
Alright retards, let’s keep the sperging to a minimum this time
Anonymous 213707
>>213703Why was Harry ginger if his parents weren't.
Anonymous 213708
>>213702You will be disappointed pretty soon
Anonymous 213709
>>213703Has anyone watched the movie Spencer? Is it good? I like Kristen Stewart and the topic is interesting to me but I fear that a mainstream biopic will be disappointing and cheesy.
>>213694I still haven't completely given up on make up though. Sometimes it makes me feel better but I reduced it by like 95% in the last two years. It's also less maintenance than keeping your painted nails looking good.
Anonymous 213710
>>213689It means you're super cool and always right.
>>213686I loved how nail polish looked but then I was the manager for a nail salon for a year and those women are nightmares so I hate everything to do with nails now. Seriously, you will never meet worse people then the women working at a trashy nail salons. If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with one of my employees and Marget Thatcher, I'd shoot the employee twice. At least that would stop her from slashing the customers tires because they didn't give her a big enough tip.
Anonymous 213717
No nn ies I'm writing a (saucy) femdom(?) fanfiction to post in the nsfw board. It's about a 3D husbando. I just wanted to share.
Anonymous 213719
>>213710Wow I can imagine
>>213707I remember when Charles did a paternity test because there were rumors that Harry was from this other guy who looked much more like him. I still don't believe the resusts.
Anonymous 213720
>>213700She's probably watching chicken run
Anonymous 213730
Holy shit why are late 90s early 00s games so good
Anonymous 213734
>>213720I hate chicken run so much one watch is more than enough for a lifetime. That's one of the most fucked up things about her
Anonymous 213735
>>213731
They banned me for asking a question about whether anon thinks cats are retarded because I believe cats are not retarded
Anonymous 213737
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i hate troons and moids who've taken my lolcor from me. where will i tenma post now?
Anonymous 213738
>>213735this place is moderated like reddit, it's kind of ridiculous at this point
Anonymous 213739
>>213733Those goofy-ass hoof-like kitten heels you know she got off of amazon kek.
Anonymous 213744
>>213700she looks different in every damn image, though she's obviously skelly now
Anonymous 213745
Question. Does anyone know where one could buy baby powder but like, in a powder compact form?
Anonymous 213747
>>213703This whole "mid" meme on the internet is annoying, at least create a catchier term
Anonymous 213749
>>213745try the mother aisle in the grocer or a medical store
Anonymous 213753
>>213747I like 'mid' and it makes me feel like a zoomer
Anonymous 213754
>>213709We watched it in the movie room, it was okay since the end was cute but it's very long-winded.
Anonymous 213755
>>213740She might’ve been a good person but she ain’t gorgeous
Anonymous 213759
>>213755She looks exactly like this British guy I used to know who used to post photos of his taint on websites
Anonymous 213762
>>213754Thank you. I so badly want to join a LC movie night, I hope the site will be back up soon so I can.
Anonymous 213774
>>213759She’s just blonde, white and royal so she’s gonna get over hyped for her looks.
Anonymous 213775
so like is there going to be an explanation as to why it took 2 days to transfer ownership
Anonymous 213778
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>>213707Some people think Diana's tennis coach James Hewitt is his real dad.
Anonymous 213779
>>213774You sound retarded, it's probably because she was a very well liked public figure who championed many humanitarian causes (people tend to like that) and was the black sheep of the royal family which intrigued people. It's a reverse halo effect, people see beauty in her because of her likeable persona. Britain has a lot of blonde white people so that definitely wasn't what set her apart IMO.
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NEEW UPDATE IN DISCORD
NEW ADMIN WILL INTRODUCE HERSELF SOON
Anonymous 213784
>>213780What it really is oldmin and instead of being a shayfag she'll be a jillfag or lunafag kek
Anonymous 213787
>>213779This, there are lots of irrelevant royals but she was very interesting. I also think race and influence played a part on her massive fame tho
Anonymous 213789
>>213779Yep that's probably the main reasons. She was very feminine and elegant but people loved her for her personality and she has a kind of girl next door vibe which was more popular back then.
Anonymous 213790
>>213780I almost feel like not checking it out, I'll have to come back to cc anyway (probably).
Anonymous 213791
Sorry for the vent but what is it about guys wanting to flash their dick everywhere? Getting so tired of it under trending hashtags. Always without fail there's straight dicks or tranny dicks. Put that shit away it's frustrating, it's always so unrelated to the hashtag and forced too.
>>213707The theory is she had an affair as there was someone in her life with ginger hair, rest her soul. Could be easily debunked one way or another if Harry did a paternity test. Then we'd never have to hear about him again, huzzah.
Anonymous 213792
>>213760Of course the shayposters start bumping the thread immediately, lmao
Anonymous 213793
>>213791They never grow out of being 2 and wanting to show everyone their pp
Anonymous 213794
Catch ya on the flipsode, n0nitas.
Anonymous 213796
can the nona who dreams about walter white jr please tell me what her dream was about
Anonymous 213797
>>213791They did a paternity test years ago which confirmed that Charles is Harry's father. The rumor remains however.
Anonymous 213798
I wonder what "soon" means by shaymin standards.
Anonymous 213800
>>213792remember when the update was going on and you could only post images on original.lolcow? the shayheads were still posting in their thread. not even a broken site can stop them
Anonymous 213801
>>213797I doubt the royal family would ever tell the truth about it because it would be humiliating for Charles and the UK press call him a cuck for the rest of his life.
Anonymous 213802
>>213794you too noonitas , thank you cc noonas for giving us shelter in our milkless rain
Anonymous 213803
>>213697Farm cow loaded. It’s backwards again. Still no lol
Anonymous 213804
>>213792I've never felt more pride and shame for being a regular in the Shayna threads before these past few weeks. Absolutely nothing stops the shaytarded population. Beautiful.
Anonymous 213805
>>213803flood messages too , seems the great noona migration has begun
Anonymous 213806
>>213801My thoughts exactly, that's why I still think the other ginger guy is his father. Who believes anything coming from them? They have a pedophile in the royal family who visited Epstein's island ffs.
Anonymous 213810
>>213803it was purposely flipped back a few days ago because the normal link works again. check the announcement thread in /meta/
Anonymous 213816
>>213707diana's sisters all have red hair, it runs in the family.
Anonymous 213819
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You couldn’t incentivize me to give a shit about some random dresses. Legitimate autistics posting shit like this is always fun
Anonymous 213820
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you wanna see some calico critter clothes I made
Anonymous 213823
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Also I can’t tell if Asia Argento’s son is actually female and attempting to be a troon or is just an actual boy. What happens to you when your mother smokes while pregnant
Anonymous 213828
>>213820, i am so glad to find you here! i have been meaning to ask you how do you close the clothes. do you have velcro, a mini zipper or a button in the back?
Anonymous 213829
>>213825That's super cute. Good color selection.
Anonymous 213831
>>213828I mostly use little snaps and just started to use Velcro, but for some things like t-shirts and and pants, it’s often stretchy fabric so there’s no closure. also recently I’ve been experimenting with elastic thread for stuff like pants and skirts. Closures make an outfit look bulky really quickly when you’re working with such a small scale, so the goal has been to reduce the awkward bulky look
Anonymous 213833
>>213819idk, i actually found the kim k marilyn dress situation a bit upsetting, mainly because hollywood refuses to let the woman rest in peace, some of the disgusting comments she made about her like she was an object (the whole uwu i am going to use her hair to do voodoo!), and that this is a piece of history and her bionic butt should not have been put in it, but you know because she coughed up probably a million just to do it, she could do it.
Anonymous 213834
>>213833The Marilyn dress thing is absolutely disappointing and it puts an awful taste in my mouth to see her be treated with such disrespect and contempt in both life and death, but McQueen is a faggot who can burn in hell tbh kek
Anonymous 213835
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>>213829thank you!
ok last one I won’t shit up the thread
Anonymous 213841
>>213835I am so jealous I've always wanted Calico Critters but they were/are(?) kind of expensive and I was already 'too old' for toys or whatever. THEY ARE MROE THAN TOYS TO ME. Works of art.
Anonymous 213844
>>213820>>213825>>213835these are beautiful, thank you for answering my question!
Anonymous 213864
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lc.farm is finally back and up again, I'm so happy nonitas! I typed the mirrored link and picrel turned up. Then I tried the actual link and everything seems fine!
Anonymous 213871
>>213867Why are you so rude
>>213864Thank you for telling me anon, i didnt know!
Anonymous 213881
I can't be the only one sick of hearing about fucking Elaine or Blaine or whatever schizo of the week. I only care about my lolcor, let me make fun of trannies in peace.
Anonymous 213975
Since there's no stupid questions thread, is there someone I can commission a high-quality cassette recording? I like making mixtapes but there's a number of songs my cassette recorder is too low-fidelity to play back well.
Anonymous 213983
Like two of my posts were deleted. Let me speak, jannies!
Anonymous 213984
why do troons say that there's no way to tell if someone is a troon based on the voice? its one of the biggest giveaways.
Anonymous 213985
>>211833I love you fellow avoidant . I have more unopened dms than opened. Opening them is too scary.
Anonymous 213986
>>213983stop replying to trannies/moids then
Anonymous 213989
>>213986But one of them I'm pretty sure wasn't even in reply to a tranny.
Anonymous 213993
So bipolar isn’t a personality disorder?
Anonymous 214010
>>213993bipolar isn't real
personality disorders aren't real
NEWS FLASH!!! People have different personalities and we're not all the same.
Anonymous 214013
>>214010Personality disorders are definitely real but I think the way we view them is outdated.
Anonymous 214014
i have a weird craving for cereal. like all i want is a big bowl of just shaken out the box cereal, in ice cold unsweetened almond milk (diary makes me too gassy), preferably something like toasted wheat or lightly sweetened cornflakes with some nuts and seeds and fruit. munch munch munch.
Anonymous 214015
Also, is LC down for anyone else? Some tard is spamming josh's ugly mug again.
Anonymous 214016
watch the spam never get deleted, just pushed into the catalogue, like last time
Anonymous 214017
>>214015It was down forn a sec and then up again. Full of spam though
Anonymous 214018
Not that shit again. Every day some new problem at lc
Anonymous 214019
Some tranny is spamming his anti-Josh Moon propaganda or whatever.
Anonymous 214020
>>214017holy shit, yeah spam. I was excited it was back up
Anonymous 214022
lolcur slow as fuck and filled with spam already smh. already know that it won't even be deleted, i don't think they even bothered deleting any of the josh spam last time it happened. death knell (or death null?)(sorry)
Anonymous 214024
>>214022I'm so confused about what the Josh spam is even about? Who is this guy? Who is the retard posting it all?
Anonymous 214027
This is so annoying god dammit
Anonymous 214028
Anyone else notice that the josh spam happened the same time today as last time?
Anonymous 214031
i admire the jershspammer for commitment to the bit, i guess. all boards. so many pages. incredible
Anonymous 214032
>>214031how do they even post so much and so quickly across all boards
Anonymous 214033
>>214032definitely using a bot. nobody, not even a supremely retarded individual, would be able to spam hundreds of threads in a matter of minutes
Anonymous 214035
But why post this spam on lolcow…
Anonymous 214036
Did anyone see the posts in meta about Jenny Death possibly being anti-terf/pro-trans or whatever? I think it's a little far-fetched considering Death Grips is 1. A relatively well-known band (on the internet) and 2. Trannies love Death Grips. It doesn't surprise me that there could be multiple Jenny Deaths on the internet who are pro-troon. Personally, I don't think Jenny Death admin are those people but idk.
Anonymous 214037
>>214031It's the same as the cp spamming tranny but he seems to finally have figured out how to use bots after pretending to know it for months.
Anonymous 214038
>>214035why lolcow? lolcow has hundreds of threads documenting people's insanity. I'm sure there are a good number of said insane people who'd do anything to disrupt the site
Anonymous 214041
Has the site been extremely slow for anyone else in the last week or two?
And does anyone know what these downtimes are about? Are they planned? Is the site dying? Is the new admin talking to anyone about anything?
>>214024Josh is the owner of Kiwifarms, a forum for gossiping about weird people on the internet. It has some overlap with the lolcow parts of the site and the userbase overlaps some too.
Why he is being spammed?
I can think of three reasons:
-some farmers absolutely hate him and would be upset if they see his face
- trannies think he is literally Hitler (he lets people talk openly about them and his website hosts a lot of evidence of misdeeds of various high profile trannies), and he has pedophiles stalking him from way back (related to the CP spam?)
- maybe it's some attempt to make farmers dislike him, to divide the userbases of the two sites
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The josh spmamer is a cow and I hope he dies soon.
Anonymous 214043
>>214041The site has been loading very slowly for me ever since it went online again earlier today
Anonymous 214044
Elaine is angy that lolcor is still thriving
Anonymous 214046
>>214010Hence why it's classified as a disorder, not something so simple as a difference in personality. Personality disorders are often characterized by chronic, debilitating emotional/mental dysregulation, and usually these disorders follow identifiable patterns with root causes.
Anonymous 214047
So is it a tranny spamming Josh or what
Anonymous 214051
I was thinking today how it would be based to get YWNBAW as a vanity plate but I also don’t want anyone fucking with my car
Anonymous 214052
>>214049
It's a shame the move to lynxchan didn't go through, lolcow sounds like it barely works.
Anonymous 214053
>>214038Because we don't accept him and he's mad he keeps getting clocked. The spam happened literal minutes after nônnies on /meta/ pointed out his retarded posts.
Anonymous 214054
>>214051Yeah, that's asking to get keyed.
Anonymous 214056
>>214049
I hope admin throughout checks them before giving them admin rights.
Anonymous 214058
>>214054yeahh I’ll stick to decorating public spaces with terf stickers
Anonymous 214059
>>214049
Yes I just posted it in /meta/ a few mins ago
Anonymous 214060
>>214049
sorry im tarded when it comes to tech stuff but what does "timed out of the site due to spam" mean? how would spam make the mods unable to access the site if their job is to delete spam? again my apologies if this is a dumb question
Anonymous 214061
>>214052i hope that will be able to happen soon so the spam can be dealt with easily
>>214055she didn't say that exactly, may have been the reason but for whatever reason it failed? not a tech person though so
Anonymous 214062
>>214035Maybe they're seething that they can't take down kiwifarms so they need to move on to the next target.
Anonymous 214063
>>214060Essentially thats what ddos is, overwhelming the server with requests and making it crash due to too many requests
Anonymous 214065
Site was running like shit before the Josh spam, is the new admin planning to fix that? Some of the banners load like blinds
Anonymous 214066
>>214063ah i see, thank you for explaining
Anonymous 214068
>>214049
Is this from the actual discord though?
Anonymous 214069
>>214068Yes the one and only current lolcow discord
Anonymous 214072
>>214062Nah one thing about the people after kiwifarms is they literally don't shut up about it. Their would at least be on #stoplolcow.farm twitter account posting mintue to mintue updates to cloudflare as to why we need to be dropped. It's that Troon or some retard. I hate seeing Josh's face now and I hope whoever is doing it has a horrible life
Anonymous 214073
>>214071
Calm the fuck down
Anonymous 214075
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If lolcow was a country I'd have already saught refuge in Crystal Cafe. Thank god it's just a website.
Anonymous 214077
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>>214074
You can join this discord from LC, it's linked on there so no it's not fake don't worry, this is from earlier for example.
Anonymous 214079
>>214046To add to that, if we start simplifying disorders as just "different personalities", then it's easy to start labeling certain people as irredeemable, evil assholes and dismiss that they likely need psychological or psychiatric care in order to work through certain traumas and attempt to heal. I will say it can be difficult to pinpoint where the overlap between personal vice and mental illness begins, because while most people react predictably to traumas, some may differ (and yeah sometimes that shit is genetic which makes the likelihood of the disorder being triggered or developing without much prompt very high). Not really going to bother getting into that though, you get the idea.
Anonymous 214080
>>214010This just in schizophrenia is a personality trait
Anonymous 214082
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>>214081
Because I posted the earlier example on /meta/ too when it had 0 reactions, pic related. I'm a bit confused at what you're getting at, since this discord is quite literally linked on lolcow.farm, where all the boards are
Anonymous 214086
Can we gossip here about shangus and other cows if lolcow is gone? Sorry new to Crystal cafe
Anonymous 214087
>>214077Augh, why on discord and not on telegram or whatever? If the site is going to go down they need an offsite place to post news and it can't be a discord server.
>>214079There's also brain injuries that can trigger antisocial behaviour.
Kind of a pet peeve: I feel like Antisocial Personality Disorder is often misdiagnosed as BPD in women. I knew one person personally and relatively closely who got slapped with BPD but was literally a textbook case of ASPD and over the years I've come across a couple truecrime cases where the woman was imo clearly ASPD but was labelled as BPD despite not really fitting the criteria, but I also didn't personally know those people so who knows.
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>>214088
Last 3 posts in the discord. I'm pretty sure #general should be visible to everyone as I see unverified and new members posting there
Anonymous 214091
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It loads but u can't post without getting cloudflare page
Anonymous 214095
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>>214093
I'm cropping my screenshots but here you go, anyway last time I'm taking the bait but you can literally join this discord through lolcow so stop being dense
Anonymous 214096
Isn't Elaine thread locked? Why is she still fucking with us
Anonymous 214099
i wonder if josh regrets taking that selfie
Anonymous 214100
Why does lc now have 'three admins' instead of one?
Anonymous 214101
>>214098
It's getting hard to tell with all the fearmongering and I don't want nonas to get paranoid again please understand kek
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>>214078
>asking rhetorical questions about the new admin is highly abusive
Anonymous 214107
so about this jenny death person do you think the s over on /meta/ are right in thinking it's a tra? lc won't load for me quick enough or i would provide screenshots
Anonymous 214111
>>214107it's just a death grip reference isn't it? sounds like a sad attempt to stir shit and not enough evidence
Anonymous 214112
How the fuck are we still talking about Elaine?
Anonymous 214113
>>214112And I say "we" very loosely, because I'm not convinced it's not samefagging.
Anonymous 214114
I'm in the discord but can't post anything.
Can someone in there please ask why they aren't disabling or at least limiting new thread creation and using post cool down timers. These are standard features of tinyboard IIRC.
Anonymous 214115
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>>214041Definitely a tranny, only they are capable of this much autism and ruining everything for everyone.
Anonymous 214116
>>214112I don't even know who elaine is, some tim?
>>214114I worry about them turning their attention to other threads and wrecking those but yeah a cool down timer would be great.
Anonymous 214121
>>214112i thought it was the tranny but apparently it's not(?) if it's some /snow/ character then i dont know about it, him, her. i don't know kek
Anonymous 214129
>>214116Elaine is a woman who had a thread on snow and endlessly sperged out about it. The tranny is often trying to blame his spam on her though since they had kiwifarms beef, including this time.
Anonymous 214130
Well I guess we are back on this site, anyways, my hair grew like 4cm in just a month wtf holy genetics
Anonymous 214132
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>>214127
>>214117
kill yourself blaine
Anonymous 214134
>>214133
kill yourself cp spamming tranny
Anonymous 214139
>>214111I posted the screenshot and I myself hope it's not true. I just googled the name+lolcow. Their discord history goes back to the beginning of the year.
Anonymous 214141
>>214087It's well known that ASPD is treated like a man's diagnosis and BPD is treated like a woman's diagnosis. At the same time the standard for when a woman is showing antisocial behaviour in contrast to gender role expectations, is pretty low. The concept of it originates from the same ideas around the asozial category. To give an idea, depending on the area and culture, being lesbian is seen as anti social. Being gnc is seen as antisocial. Being a spinster is seen as antisocial. Living a nomadic lifestyle is seen as antisocial.
Also there's no real plan for treating ASPD, most we know about it is for prison populations. If someone with ASPD tries to get help willingly, there's none really. There are no treatment plans which are really known to work, not something like how BPD is immediately prescribed DBT. Maybe it does work too, but there's not exactly much info on ASPD patients who willingly get treated. BPD doesn't look good in your files, but ASPD is treated worse due to the understandable connotations. Everything is geared towards harm reduction towards society anyway, so if you're not an addict nor an active criminal, nothing more to do. Fixing trauma? Nah.
Anonymous 214142
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>"Things you hate" thread
I hate the chess community so much it's unreal.
Anonymous 214145
>>214129>>214133>>214135You know what I think I'm okay just not knowing the answer to this one
Anonymous 214151
>>214114You might have to verify your phone number to discord or something like that
Anonymous 214156
What I don't get is why whoever the fuck spams lolcow of all places? It's not like we actually are connected or give a shit about Josh or by proxy kiwifarms.
Anonymous 214159
>>214155This is new spam kek
>>214156They hate us because we're women that's all, as for why they're spamming with jersh and ralphamale I do not know
Anonymous 214161
>>214156Elaine wanting her thread gone
Anonymous 214169
>>214043>>214065Yeah it was so slow. It took me like 25 minutes to fully load a 59 second video hosted in a thread.
Anonymous 214177
>>214141The ASPD woman I knew was in DBT, but it did nothing for her. Besides being misdiagnosed she had no interest in getting better. It kind comes with the territory, I guess, it's not like these people decide to have no regard for other people and compulsively lie and abuse everyone them. It's not something they choose to do, it's what they are.
I heard someone who claims to have it say their only motivation for therapy is to not go to jail, which is probably as good as it gets, but even that requires enough intelligence and self discipline to not do it anyway and hope you don't get caught.
My acquaintance came from a rich family and had no history of trauma or even abuse (though there was a head injury at a young age), and her father's connections are probably part of the reason she never went to jail for her crimes.
Anonymous 214179
so glad the shaynafags are gone swear to god i'm not even saying this to be mean to them specifically or to get back but it was seriously so annoying to have to see her be reminded of her and the jokes just weren't funny. okay she's an obese pedo that makes faces in her porn like alright could you have some patience until you regurgitate that in all the different ways somewhere else
Anonymous 214181
>>214171
Check the rules:
> Refrain from posting about race/ethnicity and religion. This restriction includes discussing stereotypes, conspiracy theories and personal preferences. Gender critical discussion must be contained to designated threads.
They delete posts because I guess if they leave them up more and more people keep replying, so it makes sense to get rid of them.
Anonymous 214187
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The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous 214188
>>214179yeah they remind me of kpop posters in the way that they feel the need to bring her up and post out of context selfies of her in totally unrelated threads and seem to enjoy annoying everyone who doesn't care to see or hear about her. inb4 someone starts spamming with her pics again to be annoying kek
Anonymous 214195
My sister needs to have a medical abortion but keep it a secret from the rest of the family because of their beliefs. She will have the abortion via a pill and I'll be with her at her house just in case things go wrong. However, I can't be there the whole day, so our mom will come over to watch her too. She has been pestering my sister over why she even needs to come over, which is difficult on her. Which excuse could my sister use for a medical reason that is close enough to abortion in experience (shedding blood, extreme painful cramps etc) ?
Anonymous 214198
>>214192
damn! the dedication is kind of admirable i guess
Anonymous 214203
>>214188i don't even know why they'd post her everywhere like they're fans of her despite her abhorrent behavior that they're 100% aware of since they're obsessed with documenting it. do you hate her or love her? enough to annoy everyone with using so many different pictures? which is it? i don't want to be subjected to some fat pedophile or pedo adjacent it's seriously not humorous to me at all. at least kpop fans are normal in the sense of the korean celebrities being people you could be fans of as they're manufactured and policed to be that way
Anonymous 214205
>>214195miscarriage
hormonal imbalance causing heavy period
or just make it about being sick and having her period at the same time. She can say she has her period and some kind of sickness causing diarrhea. That's probably best.
Anonymous 214206
>>214195I has a friend in college who did this. Just be prepared and know what you're doing. My friend bled all through her sheets and mattress and had to throw them away because she had no idea what was going to happen or how long it would take.
Anonymous 214208
>>214206Your friend sounds a bit retarded
Anonymous 214210
>>214206Oh my god I am so sorry I thought this was about normal periods
Anonymous 214212
>>214010i literally got bipolar directly from my mom
Anonymous 214214
I don't find Mariah Carey gorgeous but I find her pretty and she has sex appeal and she's very alluring and feminine.
Anonymous 214216
>>214195I've had one at ~5 gestational weeks (v early). just be prepared for sudden bleeding after the event as well - this can occur for 2 weeks or so. Get a lot of large pads and period underwear (wear together) because you can't use tampons.
It really wasn't that painful, though I have Endo so my periods are awful. I was terrified but the night itself was just tiring in the end. Encourage her not to look at whatever comes out - it's just going to be a bad period.
Anonymous 214218
So Retard 28 year old woman child anon here from yesterday, I went to get my ID today and I wasn't able to because I was missing information. However, I do feel good and hopeful being outside and I've been talking about getting a job (asking relelatives) So even if I'm fat and ugly, I can make a change I guess. I did sweat A LOT and it was hot, but I assume it's out of nerves.
I thought of what the said about talking to my doctor about therapy and Diet pills so I plan to do that as well
Anonymous 214220
>>214195Wasn't painful for me or anyone I know who's had one via pill. It's not as dramatic as people make it out to be most of the time unless you have complications for some reason
Anonymous 214222
>>214218Definitely do the pills my friend lost 14lbs in a month
Anonymous 214225
so crazy to see nearly everyone i follow online who self diagnosed themselves with bpd making the switch to self dx'd autism and making that into their entire personality instead because having bpd isnt interesting and trendy anymore. they make it so obvious that they view mental disorders as a cool accessory and something to blame your negative behaviors on so people can't judge you when you act insane kek
Anonymous 214226
>>214222Yeah I'm definetly going to stress it to my doctor
Anonymous 214227
>>214225for real, people (and men) fetishize BPD so much, and i don't get it tbh, people with actual bpd seem to be miserable and unable to function or love normally why is everyone so obsessed with such a sad diagnosis?
Anonymous 214228
>>214218That's great! Just keep going. It doesn't matter if it didn't work out today with the ID.
Good look with everything else too, you can still achieve a lot at your age.
Anonymous 214233
>>214228thank you so much, this is really helpful to me.
Anonymous 214234
>>214231
why is this thread taken over by fat babies
Anonymous 214235
>>213881Blaine is a tranny and he's worth making fun of. Go look at his KF thread
Anonymous 214237
>>214231
tranny got mad he'll never be woman
Anonymous 214238
>>214230
Thank you so much and I wish you the best as well and it wasn't "that" bad. I just hope next I go I have everything I need. I didn't have some informortaion an dit's embrassing because EVERYTHING i have is from like 2013-14, to identify me, I have no work history or bills anything. But this is my year. I feel like I've gotten out the house and I have to realize that I'm someone and like me for whatever I am. I can't keep going in this loop
Anonymous 214239
>>213881same here i don't even know who any of those are the only times i went on kiwifarms was to keep up with tearzah if anyone remembers her and i stopped around like 2020 kek so i got no clue who any of those are or is if its one person
Anonymous 214240
well happy first day newmin
Anonymous 214245
>>214225I have a clinically diagnosed autistic troon moid "friend" (I don't like him but I tolerate him) who constantly posts online encouraging all of his friends to self diagnose using like, diagnosis criteria he finds on Tumblr, a lot of which covers behaviour so variable it could basically apply to anyone.
I don't get it.
Anonymous 214246
>>214218>>214230I also wasn't here for the convo, but good job anons. I got out of a hikkiNEET funk at an older age than you two, so you're definitely not too late. Its a process, but stick with it, it'll be rewarding.
Anonymous 214251
they should hold a funeral for Shayna's anus :(
Anonymous 214252
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I had another dream last night where he and I were laying on the bed in his room, chatting in the afternoon. Our conversations covered every imaginable topic. At a certain point, we landed on his disability. In a tender voice I asked if he ever wished he could live a life free from his disability. He said that he sometimes did, but he didn't want to focus on something that would never happen anyway. It was silent for a moment. I take an interest in chiropractic care and had some knowledge about his situation. I turned my body to him and leaned on my arms, my face hovered near his. „Would you allow me to try something? I promise it won't hurt.” He nodded, a bit confused. I sat back and instructed him to lay on his belly and relax. I used a gentle tone of voice and ran my hands along his back. „Just relax, I'm going to try a few things” I applied gentle and constant pressure along his back, easing him into it. Then I corrected a few joints and bones, swiftly and carefully. He gasped slightly. „I'm done.” I tucked my hair behind my ears. He raised himself up on his hands and moved his legs. He seemed confused. When he stood up, he looked at me with a puzzled expression. He took a few careful steps, and couldn't believe what he was experiencing. Long story short, the whole family was overjoyed and they invited me over for dinner .
Anonymous 214253
I'm also surpised to see so many anons, have expereinced agrophobia/social aniexty and have had long periods of…not doing anything. It feel so lonely but it's nice to know you aren't alone and everyone isn't just super comfortable and able, sometimes it takes time. No it's not normal that I am how I am, but I'm working to fix it and anons are working to fix it. So it's nice.
Anonymous 214254
>>214252wait is this the guy from breaking bad
Anonymous 214258
>>214255
we're all part of Shayna's acid trip
Anonymous 214259
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N0nnies, I wish I had a father like him.
Anonymous 214261
who is doing the spam on lcf and why?
Anonymous 214262
>>214260
i've been wanting it from the beginning since it allowed css customization
Anonymous 214264
goddamnit there's so many posts on lc i wanted to reply to..
Anonymous 214268
>>214253same, it can be an extremely alienating feeling when you don't know anybody else who feels the same way. i just thought i was being overly-difficult and lazy for my entire life until i got a surprise agoraphobia diagnosis when i started seeing a new therapist when i was 18. i'm slowly coming out of it, i live on my own now and have a job that requires me to leave the house and socialize and it helps. i leave the house by choice now, which is something i wouldn't have done 3 years ago. i hate to sound corny but it
is always possible to recover, though the experience is uncomfortable and scary you just gotta keep going and it'll get easier over time. i believe in my fellow agoran0nnas
Anonymous 214269
>>214253It's not talked about much due to the stigma. I've been a NEET too but I was younger. I'm much better but I still get periods where my social anxiety worsens and I stop functioning. It doesn't freak me out though because I know I am able to do things and that it's only temporary when it's bad.
Anonymous 214270
>>214261anons here think it's "blaine". it's someone who hates josh
Anonymous 214273
>>214260
I don't think nucow was inherently bad, but like everything Shaymin did, it was done with zero communication so people were naturally upset about the long downtime and sudden change.
Anonymous 214274
I’m jonesing sooo hard for the Jonny Craig thread I want to see what my favourite crackwhore and his posse of horse women are up to
Anonymous 214275
>>214260
that nucow bunker was so fucking fun, shit was a wild ride from start to finish
Anonymous 214277
>>214274i dont go in those threads but every time i pass them i think about how weird it is that someone from bands i used to listen to as a youngin is a full-fledged cow now kek. real ones remember the macbook drama
Anonymous 214279
>>214275true, the nucow bunker was unhinged in a very fun way
Anonymous 214280
>>214273It was ugly, but I don't think I managed to use it at all, if anyone did, I don't remember, maybe I wouldn't have hated actually using it.
Anonymous 214282
>>214259One that dresses up like food stereotypically atributted to your race?
Anonymous 214283
lolcow seems to be up but a moid is spamming some shit about null ?? is there some context I’m missing s
Anonymous 214286
>>214279Ntayrt but too bad I missed them
>>214260I subscribe to this conspiracy because the same thing came to my mind
Anonymous 214287
>>214283this was happening before it was last down, just a deranged kf user trying to be a nuisance and mods can't delete it i guess
Anonymous 214288
>>214277same but with the grimes thread
Anonymous 214289
>check this thread
>initial comments say it's back up
>open lolcow
>null spam
well….
Anonymous 214291
Tinfoil Time! The spam is done by the joshfag to spread her love of josh, the comment is just a redherring.
Anonymous 214294
>>214292
what is female precum
Anonymous 214296
How come every time I set aside time to catch up on lc this happens? I was so glad it was finally back up and in normal mode too. Fucking joshspammer. It's so low effort too.
>>214287Honestly I'm just relieved it's not gore or cp. It's hard to get too mad because at least I'm not seeing troon dick or dead people.
Anonymous 214297
>>214292
because you prefer cheese to salt water
Anonymous 214298
>>214293
Someone on foxdick said soyjak party was also spammed.
Anonymous 214300
>>214293>>214298Well I'm glad it isn't lolcow-exclusive. At least we know now that they probably don't have a vendetta for lolcow in particular. Maybe they just hate Null and think spam is a good way to make others hate him too?
Anonymous 214302
I wish n0nnas liked sports so we could watch and live react together
Anonymous 214304
>>214300maybe its a 9d chess move attempt to getting site owners to think kf is raiding their site
just another day on the internet
Anonymous 214306
>>214283>>214287It's the pedo tranny. It's about the 3rd time he tried this woth the exact same spam but in true tranny fashion, he only succeeded now.
Anonymous 214307
>>214280the ugly layout was easy to change though
Anonymous 214309
>>214302i only like a few sports but I'd love to watch the olympics with some s tbh
Anonymous 214310
>>214309*n0nnies DONT OPPRESS ME AND MY N0NNIES
Anonymous 214311
Just ignore it and it'll go away
Anonymous 214312
>>214310Why is that word even censored, which salty anon decided that?
Anonymous 214313
>>214306Does the pedo tranny have a thread on alogs.space?
Anonymous 214316
how have you guys still not realized that talking about it makes it worse. just ignore it all and talk about kirby or something
Anonymous 214320
why is l so slowowowow i have something disgusting to post in the ftm thread
Anonymous 214322
>>214316>just ignore it all and talk about kirby or somethingKek this is so cute anon like trying to get a little kid to stay calm
Anonymous 214323
I'd be posting this in unconventional male attractions if some dickhead wasn't spamming
Who else thinks Klaus Schwab is attractive? His wet juicy lips, perfect round head, his voice which exudes power…. the list can go on..
Anonymous 214324
>>214306he needs to give something else a try
Anonymous 214328
>>214322kek it's the last argument i remember slightly annoying me before all..this, but looking back on it now i have nothing but fond feelings for the kirby girls
Anonymous 214329
>>214321Kirby is a girl and no one can convince me otherwise.
>>214325Pretty true kek
>>214328Wish some of the Keatanons would post
Anonymous 214330
posts seem to be going through now but it takes for fucking ever to get it through and even load the thread at all. way slower than last time
Anonymous 214332
I watched some recaps of the show Servernce, s would you do it? Would have a "Innie" and an "Outtie"
Anonymous 214333
>>214259>>214053why do people here censor the n word, does it get you an instaban?
Anonymous 214335
How big do you think Chef Boyardee's Spagetti Noodle is?
Anonymous 214337
>>214333Try it out yourself, you'll see
Anonymous 214338
>>214333no the word just doesn't show up.
Anonymous 214341
>>214339
what the hell are you talking about. n0nnies???
Anonymous 214344
>>214339not the regular n word, the girl imageboard n word
>>214338sounds plausible but idk if i wanna try it myself considering
>>214337 Anonymous 214345
>>214343
KEK it's ok we've all been there
Anonymous 214347
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>>214321That is your headcanon and I won't dissuade you from thinking otherwise, just know that it's technically wrong. You will not stop me from thinking Kirby's woman and you won't stop me from imagining her in romantic cahoots with Dedede or Meta Knight.
>>214329>Kirby is a girl and no one can convince me otherwise.BASSSSED!
Anonymous 214348
>>214344Be forever curious…..it'll eat you up..don't you want to satiate your curiousity..
Anonymous 214349
I've been telling this guy we should have a phone conversation to catch up. We've been doing this like every 3 months for like 15 months. Will he think I'm trying to date him? I told him I have a boyfriend.
Anonymous 214350
>the site was down for admin switching and moderation hehe!
site immediately gets raided by some joshfag as soon as it’s back up
Anonymous 214351
>>214350The site always goes down around the same time each month… 17-19
Anonymous 214352
>>214343
kek it was cute
Anonymous 214353
58dc11797611f6fa39…
Which is your favourite Kirby form, n0nnies?
Anonymous 214359
>>214351The owner said it specifically went down this time because of moderator switching
Anonymous 214363
>>214360
Yes…the whole “lolcow is gonna die” debacle was because the owner said she didn’t want to do it anymore after everyone hated the site update so she gave it to someone else but now that new owner is incapable of reacting to this raid, somehow
Anonymous 214364
>>214359NTA but that explanation still doesn't make sense to me. All the other admin transfers didn't require downtime.
>>214361..you're responding to it
Anonymous 214366
>>214359Like what
>>214364 said lc has never had a downtime for admin transfers before
Anonymous 214368
>>214365you're responding to the porn spammer
Anonymous 214371
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>>214353My favorite will always be Kirby using the Meta Knight copy simply because it's adorable that Kirby's wearing Meta Knight's mask but I have a soft spot for Kirby wearing Terry Bogard's copy ability!
Anonymous 214373
>>214364>>214366Yes, I’m well aware of that. The explanation makes no sense to me either but that’s what they said.
Anonymous 214375
>>214371Kirby is a shit game and will always be shit
Anonymous 214377
Is LC unbearably slow for anyone else?
Anonymous 214378
>>214375I guess? I've always found the main problem with Kirby is that it can be way too easy for some to play. While the games are very interesting and Hal tries all sorts of things I think the main problem is that difficulty tends to be sectioned off into special modes rather than something from the start.
Anonymous 214379
>>214377Yes for me and many anons here
Anonymous 214380
>>214377Yep. it got slower once the regular site started working again and farmcow was flipped, now it's even slower than that and takes a whole minute just to load a thread and make a post
Anonymous 214385
>>214379>>214380Thanks, nonitas. I’m a bit out loud the loop. Have we heard from newmin?
Anonymous 214387
>>214384Oh sweet, thanks Nona! I've been itching to re-play Super Star as of late so I might have to try some of them that I can apply within that game. I've done a Hammer-only run on a bunch of the games, though that's just me sticking to my favorite ability rather than an actual challenge.
Anonymous 214389
Screenshot 2023-01…
help.
21 across is "Apple field worker?"
26 across is "23-across, in boxing" (the goat)
Anonymous 214390
>>214385there's a team of newmins now, we only heard from one third of them so far
>>214077 >>214089
Anonymous 214403
>>2143899 down i think is nettle. don't know the apple one
Anonymous 214408
I want to eat some sweets, why must I be a sugar addict
Anonymous 214414
>>214389Apple - ITPRO; Boxing - ALI
I’ve been enjoying all the NYT games.
Anonymous 214415
How do I mirror farmcow.lol on mobile I need my fix
Anonymous 214417
>>214390>>214393Oh, let’s hope the newmins work out. Do we know why a triumvirate was chosen?
Anonymous 214418
>>214347Where do you get the idea he isn’t a baby? His age is never mentioned but he acts like a baby and literally can’t talk like meta knight can. What a cope, anything to justify the coom huh
Anonymous 214420
>>214415Why not straight to the source?
Anonymous 214421
>>214415just put original.lolcow.farm into the search bar and it’ll flip back to normal
Anonymous 214424
My fears of loved ones dying interferes with my quality of life. Losing a parent when I was a child heavily impacted my view on relationships. I developed a fear of meaningful relationships, as they may abruptly know a brutal end. I never feel adequate in the attention I offer in relationships. I struggle with device addiction, which contributes to my guilt. Thoughts of people close to me dying, or of me accidentally killing an innocent animal, keep me up at night. I see pictures of puppies who are dead and I want them to stop. I have a dog myself who is my best friend, and I am so afraid of the day he will die. I can't handle thinking about it. I can't do this. I can't sleep properly
Anonymous 214427
>>214424The only tip I have to offer as a civilian with no therapeutic certifications is to draw your attention to making your quality of life more comfortable (not necessarily ‘better’ at an immediate rate, just more comfortable for that moment) so that it’s a little more bearable.
Anonymous 214431
Kirby is a man and he's 19
Anonymous 214433
>>214432
I'm not joking Kirby is a man and he's 19
Anonymous 214434
>>214432
lirby is a he him lesbisna
Anonymous 214436
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>>214424If you can't afford therapy or don't want to do it, you should look up INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. That's the term for what you're suffering from.
You can research how to deal with it on your own, but make sure you don't end up on religious or other woo woo sites. It's a real medical issue that requires proper management, and many alternative people recommend to do the exact opposite of what you need to do to get better.
Anonymous 214437
>>214350whats the deal with that anyway. never seen that specific spam before, is there any credence to it? normally its moids who spam the farms but i dont see a moid posting that
Anonymous 214438
>>214417We don't know shit, the new boss is very much the same as the old boss in that regard, except now the site barely works at all anymore.
Anonymous 214439
>>214218>>214230I wish I could meet women like you irl. It's lonely out here
Anonymous 214447
>>214446
i agree with the rest of your post but aborting fetuses isn't the same as killing babies
Anonymous 214448
>>214447It is but we can all agree to disagree on that one
Anonymous 214451
anyone else get absolute whiplash from how quickly things load on cc? i didn't realize how bad the farms were until i was browsing cc threads recently
Anonymous 214452
Kirby anon is hilarious, I cannot believe someone this autistic exist
Anonymous 214453
>>214451Yes, lc is so bad these days I thought it was my connection, which is always very bad but other people been saying they see images loading slow or not at all and cc is fine even when my connection sucks
Anonymous 214456
>>214448you still had to park your opinion in here though as if anyone asked
Anonymous 214457
>>214451it always loaded fine for me and it just loads a bit slow today. i'm afraid to ask what you're all browisng lolcow on
Anonymous 214459
>>214451Yes, it's been loading extremely slowly for me for a couple days before they took it offline. I actually thought someone was going to fix it, but when it came back it was just as broken as it was before. It takes minutes for a long thread to load, loading catalogues times out before it loads beyond the spam wall, and clicking on images is a waste of time.
Imagine if we had admins that communicated with the users, wouldn't that be something.
Anonymous 214460
>>214457nta but i alternated between chrome and brave, phone, tablet, and PC and it's still super slow on all of them. taking literal minutes to load threads and pics
Anonymous 214461
>>214460odd. wonder if my wifi is just compensating a bit harder
Anonymous 214483
>>214460It seems to work better on Firefox for me, you can try that.
Anonymous 214484
>>214483NTA, but it's still slow as fuck on firefox for me.
Anonymous 214487
>>214484That sucks. While its still slow on Firefox, its definitely faster than Chrome and Brave for me, easily.
I just tried behind a VPN too, didn't really change the speed. Seems like something we'll just have to wait out.
Anonymous 214488
I wish all my favorite farmers (the funny, cool ones with good taste) would colonize the mines and usher in a beautiful new era of anonymous image board activity free from constant scroterference, and shayna clifford, amen
Anonymous 214492
are boards kill? i only get a blank page for all of them, even though the front page loads
Anonymous 214493
>>214451it was noticeably slower after the shaymin change and now it's even slower
Anonymous 214494
>>214492I've been browsing normally but images take forever to load. I had no problems during all the weird outages though so maybe I'm just lucky.
Anonymous 214495
I miss the reddit hate thread tbh. I browse reddit for the shows I watch and keep up with but I need fellow nooooon!es to sperg about retarded reddit moids with.
Anonymous 214496
>>214495Same and I also miss my daily terfposting
Anonymous 214504
>>214500
I'm two of those things so I guess I fit the bill somewhat.
Anonymous 214509
>>214496Same
>>214495I miss it too, reddit is a fucking shithole but I still use it to get advice on my hobby and everyone is so fucking stupid, mean, unhinged, or full of themselves and the site culture is fucking awful. If you have a girly looking avatar they will talk down to you and nitpick your shit but if you have a generic one and type like a moid they are 10x more respectful and helpful. Fucking hate it.
Anonymous 214510
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i miss the vent thread. i'm letting stupid shit get to me despite a literal anvil hanging above my head right now in regards to my degree (will not elab) and i just want a place to scream. so i am screaming here. too lazy to click on /feels/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA petty internet cliques in my hobbies fuck off if it's my persecution complex/anxiety coming back to mess with me then that should fuck off as well. this is the year i do not ruminate over this garbage let's get over let's move on already
Anonymous 214513
>>214510>>214495those threads are still on lc and posting works you just gotta scroll through the sea of spam in the catalog. might not even have to scroll for some of the threads that have been bumped
Anonymous 214514
>>214513It's working now, just slow as fuck. I didn't see any josh spam.
Anonymous 214515
Will we ever escape neoliberalism hell
I feel so hopeless over the future
Anonymous 214516
elsie is too slow i kinda like it here better
Anonymous 214518
>>214514Still a lot in snow but pushed down a bit. w is full of it. pt might be, I'll tell you in 20 mins when it loads.
Anonymous 214519
>>214517
kekkk i'm so sorry for laughing
Anonymous 214521
>>214517
My cat drools and pokes her tongue out when she's making bread on me sometimes, I looked it up a while back and it means she's very relaxed and happy. If your cat was a stray he might just be weird as fuck but it sounds like he loves you a lot and gets overwhelmed sometimes with it or something? Haha like zoomies maybe?
Anonymous 214523
>>214520I was wondering if that was what was slowing things down so bad but it all seems to be from hours ago. What is even going on.
Anonymous 214524
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So what's the deal with this place, are there only like five regular users or something? Are they all in this thread and that's why the rest of the site is so slow? Crystal.cafe feels like a beautiful abandoned mall.
Anonymous 214526
>>214524A dying mall with a charter school located inside.
Anonymous 214527
>>214525
Ayrt, lol I adopted two strays a while back and they really are so fucking odd compared to my spoiled idiots who I raised from kittens. We like to make up ridiculous dramatic backstories for them to explain their quirks. The one I mentioned to you is just learning to meow too and it sounds like air escaping a balloon haha. It is so cute to watch them open up and get comfortable.
Anonymous 214528
>>214517
He's using you as a pacifier and he never learned how to "cat" properly probably.
Anonymous 214530
>>214524I remember it being pretty active for at least a while after it started and it seemed like it was going to thrive. That was forever ago, though. I wonder what happened.
>>214529All the LC anons be like "Sorry we're taking up your space" and then you turn up like "Thank god you're here" lmao.
Anonymous 214893
I met a scrote ok tinder who sent me 1k. How can this potentially be a scam and what should I do?
Anonymous 214894
>>214893they will probably charge it back thru their bank or claim fraud and your account will be -1k don’t spend it
Anonymous 214898
>>214893How did he send it? Can it be traced back to you? could be a chargeback like
>>214894 said or could be money laundering from organised crime. Maybe even just plain weird scrote behaviour? I've had weird scrotes send me money for no reason and nothing back happened so perhaps that's true in this case.
Anonymous 214901
>>214894>>214898I just blocked him and didn’t accept the money I got too much to lose lmao
Anonymous 214916
>>214524its always been slow but cp/gore spam has really been killing this place. the bunker threads are the most active besides the terf threads kek
Anonymous 214921
i don’t want to mention her by name since she wants attention clearly but that one cow that is obsessed with lolcow is very annoying and I hope she snorts too much coke
also I am having period hunger save me nonies
Anonymous 215025
6B2794CF-619D-4C15…
i was in the latest meta thread and it looks like we are back to square one again. i used to thinks farmers theorizing about shaymin being weird were maybe being a bit hyperbolic, but now it does seem like what people have been saying is true. i don’t think we have a new admin team. it looks like she is still running the board and lying through her teeth again, banking off of the naivety of some of the newer farmers to keep this weird charade going.
i am really just so tired of this. the meta thread is an absolute mess with people throwing accusations around like mud, and likely shaymin in there defending herself instead of actively moderating the board. whoever chose her, i hope they regret it now. i don’t like to call people crazy, but she really is nuts. she spends more time obsessively psyching out over what someone says about her like an absolute nut than she does being productive. she really is not normal, and she’s taking lolcow down to hell with her in a handbasket. and the thing is i don’t know why she is so focused on fighting with everyone, why she can’t step away, get some fresh air, and focus on her actual job. it’s just a fucking imageboard, not a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. i have no words honestly. it’s just sad watching this all go on in real time. eventually she’s going to have an empty board with no one there but spammers.
Anonymous 215027
>>215025Take your meds anon. The craziest people post in meta.
Anonymous 215036
>>215033
>>215033
I've seen anons engage and repeat the same exact talking points without any evidence they're probably the same barely 18 crowd from tiktok
Anonymous 215038
>>215025> she spends more time obsessively psyching out over what someone says about her like an absolute nut than she does being productivethis is not true. she barely posts anything. shaymin hasn't had made like a couple upset comments this whole time (that she's tired and done and you can't fix autism which is probably about the tranny trolls and cp/gore/porn spammers not the users). we've seen plenty or people lash out online and and freak out on lolcow and this isn't what it looks like.
but who even cares? honestly I was convinced a man in singapore owned it this whole time and I didn't really feel one way or the other about it. doesn't matter to me, I don't pay the site or post anything I wouldn't say in public or anything else that would make me care who runs it.
Anonymous 215042
>>215038it is true, and we all have seen her in the past either in discord (mainly) or here when the board first went down, with her freaking out about what people say about her. it was her fault all this elaine/blaine bullshit started cause she can't stop touching the poop and leave things well enough alone.
i don't want to argue too much about it, or get too deep into it because at this point i'm kind of tired of it, lolcow, and imageboard culture in general but i just think it's sad that this is how the site is going out and that we kind of have this self-fulfilling prophecy going on with whomever is running the board being the one to kill it, even though i don't think it's intentional on her part.
>>215040i don't know, i don't really care at this point. i have a headache just thinking about it. you guys can have the board for all i care, it isn't going to last long anyways at the rate things are going.
Anonymous 215046
>>215040
Nta I don’t really agree with her on some things but I do agree the meta thread is a hot mess (all the time)
Anonymous 215047
>>215042> in discord (mainly) or here when the board first went down>on hereWhen was shaymin on cc? I followed all the early bunkers and she didn’t post. That other cow admin did though.
Anonymous 215050
>>215049
Ntayrt but if you're in the discord then you know who owns the account because she spoke there months ago
Anonymous 215054
>>215033reminds me of the time anons kept posting in a moid bait thread for several hours and claimed anyone against it "hates fun" and got pissy any time someone called them out for responding to him
>>215038>honestly I was convinced a man in singapore owned it this whole time and I didn't really feel one way or the other about it.that would've pissed me off kek. moids shouldn't be allowed at all, not even as the owner (that includes the original owner ian too)
Anonymous 215055
>>215049
>they're one and the same
>take the site offline to delete spam off of a offline site
Anonymous 215059
>>215033
it's not the fucking troon you retards jesus christ you can not be saved from yourselves. the site is literally being trolled into its death right now and you still believe all of this shit
Anonymous 215060
>>215055that's what servers are for? there's bulk deletion tools so you can do it through a vps
Anonymous 215062
>>215059It doesn't have to be just the troon when they admit to reading these threads and posted in the last bunker
Anonymous 215064
>>215062i honestly have no clue what this post is implying
Anonymous 215066
>>215065oh her? i honestly don't think so. she craves attention above all else and she seems to have gotten that with her kf thread. doing it anonymously without her name attached and trying to hide it's her is not really her style as we know
Anonymous 215067
>>215066It's not even a debate at this point when she revealed herself and mods deleted her posts
Anonymous 215068
>>215067the posts are still up on meta? or here? n0nnies get their posts deleted on here all the time and get mad at the janis. bad argument tbh
Anonymous 215069
>>215068Emails with her name were posted before mods deleted it iirc
Anonymous 215070
>>215069if you saw all that then you also saw all the posts calling her xyz getting deleted as well. how would that fit in? why would she brag on here about it anyways with her trollcow name and not on kf? or lc? and why stop once people stopped talking about the admin? it's all a bit sussy i'm sorry
Anonymous 215074
LC is slow because it's barely functional and cc is slow because, well, it's just slow here. What I'm supposed to do?
Anonymous 215084
site finally works for me again, check the catalog and have to scroll to the halfway point to be past all the weird josh spam, why are moids so retarded?
Anonymous 215089
>>215085
i honestly think you might be a bit retarded if this is hard to follow for you. you're clearly very upset though and not terminally online whining about your hugbox or anything and getting very mad on top of it. god bless and have a nice day
Anonymous 215090
>>215087
i'm not talking about the nonsense spam posts though. those happened way later and got deleted super quickly i didn't even see most of them
Anonymous 215095
>>215094
Nta but weren't you just complaining about n0nnies taking bait and not being able to stop replying? You're doing the same thing here.
Anonymous 215100
Why are you all still here? Lolcow is up.
Anonymous 215118
>>215100I don't even feel comfortable there anymore because of all the cp spam. It just feels gross and risky now, I don't want to see that shit and keeping tabs on a bunch of internet retards isn't worth it anymore
Anonymous 215147
>>215100farmhand and new admins still won't delete spam and fix whatever else it is that's causing the site to load like a website from 2001
still no communication outside of a discord server that nobody wants to join
>>215118feeling this as well
Anonymous 215163
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It would be nice to be so pretty that I’m not required to have a personality. Being ugly and average is too much work and I’m lazy.
Anonymous 215182
>>215175
even if you report the offending ip to fbi there isn't much that can be done unless you tie everything with an identity like "so and such is a known child predator and they post with the ip address 1.2.3.4" since ip addresses are recycled
and that's not really a guarantee that the fbi will actually go after them afterwards
the whole system is a fucking joke
Anonymous 215183
>>215175
The FBI can't just arrest people for being reported for CP possession, unfortunately. I'm pretty sure it takes a long time if they even arrest him at all.
Anonymous 215187
>>215186It's alive for me. I'm browsing the thread that shall not be mentioned right now.
Anonymous 215201
>>215175
It's a bot spammer with a different ip, until all vpns get banned theres not much mods can do but delete it when it appears. This is a general problem on imageboards without captcha sadly
Anonymous 215202
>>215201>tfw cp bots spam imageboards because they know imageboard males love cpHatred
Anonymous 215204
>>215202They do it because it's highly illegal and gross as fuck so it makes an effective weapon. That's why gore is also common.
Anonymous 215207
>>215201There's two different types of CP spam that happens on LC. There's the bot that posts it to LC and other image boards, then there's the spam that is manually posted by various people.
>>215204It's a known tactic of trannies to spam CP on websites so the website gets shut down for hosting CP.
Anonymous 215210
>>215080
This is wrong.
>yesterweb discord gets joined by admin of lolcow (who has a neocities site, nenetl) who talks about changing shit on the site, unbanning people, etc (the yesterweb admins confirm it)
>nenetl has a ton of blog posts from a self-described hispanic woman who's into lainchan, webdev, programming, and radical feminism (obviously oldmin)
>shaymin later has a meltdown in the verified section of the bunker server(?) and posts screenshots admitting to it being her site saying that blaine found it, arguing with hex (former mod of the old lolcow discord)
Since Elaine and Blaine are retarded schizos, they presented all the evidence in the most haphazard, schizo-seeming way, but it holds up. It's her, but I personally don't care as long as she's actually signed the site over to people who can actually run it without having sperg breakdowns or banning radfems because of her personal ideology.
Anonymous 215234
lc is barely useable… I give it five more days for the newmins to show themselves or else we've been hoodwinked!
Anonymous 215254
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n0nnies i’m concerned that my cat may be peeing all over my clothes and shoes, but i can’t tell. i’m so accustomed to my cats weird smells that i hardly even smell her litter box. i’m worried that i stink like an mf and everyone can tell but me
Anonymous 215258
>>215210> posts screenshots admitting to it being her site saying that blaine found itstill not enough proof for me. I dont think shaymin and oldmin are the same. I think the other stuff could be true but shaymin could also just be kinda weird. 2 weirdos can exist at the same time
Anonymous 215259
>>215054>reminds me of the time anons kept posting in a moid bait thread for several hours and claimed anyone against it "hates fun" and got pissy any time someone called them out for responding to himgod that was so annoying they could literally treat the shitposting thread or dumbass shit like that but its okay bc autist moid teehee
Anonymous 215260
>>215059the "trolling lolcow" schizo theory is really funny
Anonymous 215265
>>215210>it's true because two people notorious for lying are saying itTalking about yourself in 3rd person doesn't make it any more convincing.
Anonymous 215266
>>215033
It does get him though, he always starts moid rage spamming immediately after getting recognized and rejected, regardless of what thread or board it is.
Anonymous 215285
I'm so tired of getting permabanned for an unspecified reason for just trying to post. What am I doing wrong? Are there some new words or abbreviations they automatically ban you for using? I'm not a newfag, troon, or a baiter, I just rarely post anymore because I'm tired of always getting banned and having to wait to get unbanned after appealing the ban. I'm not using VPN or doing any other tricks. It's so tiring. Lolcow used to be my home on the internet for so many years when I was a depressed hikky NEET and honestly even though I improved I'm still so lonely in the real world that I just want to post into the void every now and then, hoping to reach some other anonymous crazies. I know the site etiquette and I'm not being off topic, I just want to be autistically drunk in a drunk thread or horny in a hot men thread or whatever, is that so wrong??? Of course I'm a dirty ESL-chan but still it feels so unfair.
Anonymous 215288
>>215286
No, at the moment I'm not phoneposting. I used to get banned both on mobile and on my laptop, though, frequently as well. I really don't get why it keeps happening, my posts cannot be that wild and I'm not ban evading because first of all I can't be bothered and secondly I'm not super tech literate anyway.
Anonymous 215309
>>215265Can you quit with this "All anons are a hivemind and anyone who doesn't think the same as I do must be the troon or elaine" thing? Blaine shat up the thread, had his posts deleted.
Again, I don't think any of this is relevant. I've been using LC since the first admin, oldmin isn't really an important person. I just want to be able to shit on scrotes/trannies and laugh at cows and not be at the mercy of a BPD spergfit every few years.
Anonymous 215315
>>215288i think i know what you’re talking about. i used to have the same issue a while ago when i posted more frequently; i would get these weird permabans out of the blue for no reason. i let the then admin know at the time and she told me it was a software issue/something in the code that would attach old permabans to ips randomly. i thought they had finally fixed it but i guess not?
Anonymous 215334
Knock knock, what are you all still here? Lolcow is up go have fun
Anonymous 215336
>>215334Because the josh spam still isn't deleted and everything on the site loads like dialup internet in the early 2000s
Anonymous 215342
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Is it just me or have infights been dragging on for longer than they normally are?
Anonymous 215350
>>215342i think a lot of people have just left all together so the only posters left now are the mean ones.
Anonymous 215593
>>215342The site barely loads, spam is all over. and the quality posters have long gone even before the downtimes.
What's left is minimods and retards who are using threads like their personal blog to derail with off-topic infighting or moralfagging. There really is no going back now.
Anonymous 215609
I feel like the site is abandoned and I feel it started when Drop Kiwifarms was at it's peak. I noticed the board was already kind of slow but I do think some kiwifarmers came to lolcow during the downtime, they refuse to intergrate. Some anons seem downright cruel and angry towards the smallest of shit. It's not goofy anymore, the site is full of mini-modders, people who take things too seriously and runs like shit.
Anonymous 215610
>>215609idc i just want lolcowfags to leave
Anonymous 215611
>>215610So why are you in the lolcow bunker thread?
Anonymous 215612
>>215611because you keep bumping it when your site is already up. go back.
Anonymous 215617
It's taking forever to load today. It has been slow this week but it's even worse today. Guess it's time to abandon ship for good.
Anonymous 223448
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Me when lolcor has been down for literally five minutes:
Anonymous 223470
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Post the last gif or pic you saved from lolcow, this is mine
Anonymous 223481
i've barely been on lolcow much for the past week or so but i still really miss it when it's down…. fujochans back up which i'm glad about, but there's only so much of it i can tolerate considering i don't really consider myself a fujo lmao
Anonymous 223483
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Does anyone think that the you. here. now. gif is actually kind of hot?
Anonymous 223486
>>223483please go outside, I say that out of love
Anonymous 223487
>>223483It gives me a weird feeling but it's definitely not arousal
Anonymous 223488
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Looks like it's gonna be down for like 8 hours now
Anonymous 223496
Anybody know why lolcor is down?
Anonymous 223500
>>223496Cerbmin was in the hate thread and said it was because of host maintenance or something >>>/b/223445
Anonymous 223501
>>223483I imagine this dude as those nerdy /almost theatre kid type of guys, with like curly blonde/brown hair, lots of acne scaring, jagged teeth or braces, with a voice thats cracking. He might actually be gay. I'm not attracted to that, but thats probably another nona's dream guy
Anonymous 223503
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>>223499ayrt Would have appreciated a heads up, admins.
Anonymous 223504
>>223502
Oh shit nevermind cerebmin did their best. Now I feel like a dum dum.
Anonymous 223505
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>>223503I mean, we're kind of lucky we get notified about what's happening at all
Anonymous 223506
>>223505True, and they really are doing a better job. Can't wait for nucow to go live I'm curious as to what they're working on.
Anonymous 223510
man, i wanted to read the tnd threads after seeing one of her videos pop up on youtube last night. i clicked on it because i like fish and the whole time i was thinking "wow her lip filler is really ugly i wonder if she got it dissolved or if shes botched now" and then my eyes drifted to her channel name.
Anonymous 223511
>>223507i appreciate cerbmin using little emojis on the status page
Anonymous 223512
>>223483Kinda, but I was always too embarrassed to say anything. It's ok as long as I imagine him as hot and not ugly
Anonymous 223516
Since lolcow is down I might actually do something productive with my evening kek
Anonymous 223520
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Pictured: s hiding away in the bunkers waiting for their lolcor to return
Anonymous 223522
>>223521fal out boy? I only recognize the guy on the left. sorry if i got it wrong
Anonymous 223524
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i ordered uber eats im in my shera right now (shay era except just the uber eats part and nothign else)
Anonymous 223530
>>223524i think about shayna every time i smoke a dab
Anonymous 223531
>>223483No, it's hilarious and pathetic. Although maybe that is hot, I would destroy this guy.
Anonymous 223536
>>223483the walmart special dress shirt and belt combined with the band nerd attic room really make me cringe here. i would have thought this guy was hot as fuck in 2006.
Anonymous 223539
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>>223535my husband is making puttanesca!!! it's one of my favorite things he makes.
Anonymous 223542
>>223535It's midnight for me rn so I'm snacking on some cookies I made earlier. I can't resist late night snacks when I'm on period lmao
Anonymous 223543
>>223483>ill fitting cheap clothes>tie goes past his belt>hand in pocket (omega male behavior)>where is he>hiding soy face>super skinnyI want to watch thugs beat him up
Anonymous 223546
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>>223539love puttanesca! i used to make Nigella's recipe (where she used the literal translation 'slutty spaghetti') all the time but just seen she was forced to change the name kek
Anonymous 223547
>>223542in sync nona. just started my period, it's midnight here in the UK and I'm bingeing on homemade scones.
Anonymous 223548
>>223483no. he was just another degenerate on tumblr. not attractive
Anonymous 223549
>>223535bootleg friend rice i made
the rice tastes odd (jasmine).
