confessions thread 2 Anonymous 63992
previous breadI never brush my teeth for the full 2 minutes
You're supposed to brush for two minutes?
Wait is this not the rule? You brush your teeth for 2 minutes?
I long for the day I don't have to see my brother again
I had a dream about my imaginary husband and when I woke up, I cried because he will never be real.
2D/3D scrotes will never live up to him.
Years of headphone use has damaged my hearing, I'm struggling to sleep now because of Tinnitus.
Should post this in the vent thread, but because this is a young a new thread I am posting this as a warning that anyone reads this should be very careful. Reduce the volume on your headphones if possible and wear earplugs at loud events. Don't sabotage yourself like I did ;___;
I so badly wanna post myself on /soc/ and fish for compliments
Sorry about your tinnitus anon, I have it in one ear and it sucks. I sleep with a white noise machine in my room now and it helps a ton.
Adding to this, overear headphones are much better for ear health than earbuds!
I've had the same husbando for a while now, but there's this other 2D guy who I have become somewhat attracted to. I feel like garbage. Aren't I supposed to love my husband unconditionally?
I have bad grooming practices because i've been neglected as a child and i'm trying to properly learn how to take care of myself now that i'm an adult. I've also just now started to shave regularly but I still struggle with the "down there" part but i'll always be too ashamed to ask for advice because i'm way too old to not know this kind of stuff. I also have lots of hairs coming out from around my nipples and i wonder if i might have hormonal problems too. God i hate my life
When I had depression back in highschool, I had trouble grooming myself as well. Don't be ashamed anon, there's nothing to worry about.
You don't have to necessarily shave down there unless you want to of course. What I do is just trim it with scissors, and if I ever go swimming, I'll use a bikini razor for the edges. Be careful down there too since razor bumps in that area are killer. If you want it completely off, (Or most of it), you're gonna have to get a waxing by professionals.
Can't exactly help you with the nipple part but /hb/ is there for a reason.
It's totally ok if they exist in separate universes.
Every time I hang out with my dad, I feel guilty and every time I hang out with my mom, it makes me want to smoke
It's completely normal to have thicker hair around your nipples. You can pluck them into want, but it doesn't make a difference cleanliness-wise.
>Be 20 years old
>Been talking to a guy online
>Start crushing on him a bit
>Find out he is over 30 years old
>Crush on him even harder
Fuck… I didn't know I had this fetish. I want this boomer to clap my zoomer ass. Why is agegap so hot anons?
It’s hot because you’re a dumbass. He can’t talk to women his own age because they all know he’s a worthless creep and you think that’s cool.
Anyway good luck with the inevitable abuse.
anon, that's a millennial
Can't tell if autistically pendantic or head-in-ground ignorant.
nta but 30 y/os are millennials fam, it's not pedantic to point this out. educate yourself
"30 year old boomer" is a meme from a couple of years back.
same… but I just want to tell you it kinda gets better. I have my tinnitus for 12 years now after I was at a concert at 15 and I got used to the noise. It's just weird that it'll never again be silent.
i used to use a fake lilypichu voice
i pretended to be trans on tumblr when i was a teenager. like i legit pretended i had a dick.
i dont know why i did it…
I like sending compliments or nice questions anonymously to random girls I don't know. I just like making women happy! sometimes I do it to girlcows from lolcow.
My newest hobby whenever I'm bored is looking at world maps and finding the most isolated and quiet city/town I can find and then reading up on them. I then fantasise about living there. Currently I am in love with Utqiagvik, Alaska.
Man you should find another place because Alaska sucks. Can you imagine 6 months of night?
I heard the stories about how bad it is in Greenland. Apparently Greenland has the highest suicide rates in the world, by a long shot. I would miss the sun, but the lil communities are cosy. It's just interesting what it would be like to live on the very very edge of the entire United States of America.
You're thinking of Antarctica anon. The most northern cities in Alaska have 2 months' darkness at most
My husband went there two years ago, he got stuck there for an extra day and said it was really interesting but also sucked ass to actually be there. There's a Subway there for some reason and he brought me back a t-shirt from there as a souvenir (among other things ofc)
a 12 year old boy got close to me and picked me up and i kinda liked it god im so touchstarved
I am 22 and I still sleep with my parents.>>63992
I haven't washed my mouth in months.
When you say “sleep with my parents…”?
Sleep in bed. I do not like sleeping alone, I like resting while touching or holding someone else.
i find ted kaczynski attractive
I don't shower every day.>>63992
Same I don't brush for the full two minutes.>>64195
Same thing happened to me.
Is sleeping with your parents acceptable in your country? When did you first realize that it weird to do?
Why did he pick you up?>>64811
Do your parents just not have sex anymore? What do you do when they ask you to leave them alone for night? Sleep in the bathroom?
>>64959>Is sleeping with your parents acceptable in your country?
No.>When did you first realize that it weird to do?
I knew it since I was a kid, but strangers do not watch us sleep, so I do not care.>>64964
I am sure they still have sex, just not while I am home or in the bedroom, I have my own room, and I sleep there too sometimes, specially when I am feeling sick, or when I'm having period pain.
Understandable>>64958>I don't shower every day.
That’s not weird/shameful at all. I only bathe every other day usually.