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Just listen to some asmr guy and get a vibrator.

>>14626
I'm afraid that strategy no longer works, hence my question

Ask a friend and see if he's down to eating you out.
You can't expect noobs to be good at eating out tho but good points for trying

>>14629
I literally don't know anyone who would eat me out, no male friends.

>>14628
You need to lay off the gooning if masturbation doesn't work anymore

>>14632
Ok, then ask a female friend who's not prudish and is open minded, if possible, or tell her to bring a Magic wand or any vibrator and then you go

>paying a moid to go down on you

your doing it wrong. they should pay you

>>14640
How would I even go about doing that? The moid would be the one that's in position of doing a favor to me

>>14625
Depends, where do you live?

I decided to hire one for Valentine's day and it was so incredibly awkward, but I came twice and he made me feel more loved and desired than I've ever felt in my whole life. I know it's not real, but cumming from penetration as he wrapped his arms around me and kissed my neck was so intensely erotic that I'll be thinking about it for the rest of my life. He was very expensive, but I think this one expenditure will provide me with many years of high quality masturbation material.

>>14696
Nona, you deserve to feel all that for real, not from a paid actor.

I do not see why an illegal act of prostitution would be better, emotionally, morally or practically, than casual sex off of an app.
>danger
a person who is currently committing a crime with you seems more likely to commit a crime against you than one who is not currently in the act of committing a crime.

>>14698
Unless you live somewhere with legal prostitution.

>>14697
I thought so, too. I was wrong. It was still nice though. I've never had an orgasm as intense as that before.

>>14625
just use a dildo in the shower and shower head on the clit or at the beginning of the opening, the further away the water splash is the more intense the felling is, swap the dildo from smaller to bigger and move your legs in such a way that you can push it further inside using the walls of the shower

>>14628
wait two weeks so you can recover, the orgasm will be more intense then

>>14701
Oh shit escorts are like heroin

>>14701
What do you mean, you were wrong?

>>14706
She meant she was wrong in thinking that getting orgasms from paid actors was a sad thing. Now she thinks getting amazing orgasms from male escorts is a-ok

>>14706
I thought I deserved to feel that sense of connection for real, but life has proven me wrong.

>>14698
I don't like the whole "game" bullshit and think those mind games are way too fucking retarded to do, especially if it's just for a casual sex app, and that's kind of the culture that those places have. Also prostitution is not illegal here. And since it's a paid service, the escort kind of has the obligation to get you off, unlike 99% of moids that participate in casual sex who don't consider not even once to help their partner.
>>14696
Good to know, hope you had fun nona.

I'm thinking of looking into male escorts and this thread is honestly very encouraging. I don't want to go on dates or get to know men or cohabit or marry but I do want to finish during sex. I was in a relationship for years and I did not have a single g-spot orgasm with my ex even though I can do it with a dildo. I really want to experience that during sex.

>>14698
It isn't illegal where I live. I just want guarantees for safety and climax and I know neither of those can be found in casual sex.
And I'd rather interact with a professional than some guy looking for casual sex, the latter make me feel visceral disgust because I've read on men's sites and heard them describe how they lie, beg and manipulate as many women as they can to have their way, then rage if they fail and perform poorly and blame the woman if they succeed.

>>14861
>I was in a relationship for years and I did not have a single g-spot orgasm with my ex
That sounds like you had a selfish, good for nothing moid, sounds horrible nona
If you do go through with it and hire an escort please share your experience, I wanna know if they're really all that great, and it may encourage some other nonas to take the jump and have a different type of fun