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you'd be at risk of having a visible boner in any awkward circumstance, so i assume it'd be bad. the easier peeing isn't worth it

>>477
I mean, underwear and anything that isn't shorts is a pretty reliable shield against that I'd think.
It isn't in some cases

Is it strange that I kind of have an idea already of what it would feel like?

I mean, it's in the same location your clit would be and probably is just about as sensitive. Blood rushes towards our genitals when we're horny too. Honestly the only thing we can't imagine is how uncomfortable a boner would feel against tight trousers and what it would feel like to penetrate something. That's it.

they make these little thimble-sized fleshlights for ftm transitioners, and ive always wanted to try one.

I had a dream once where I was a guy. Not just a random guy, it was like me in an alternative reality where I was a guy kinda thing?
Anyway for whatever reason I was having sex with this really beautiful ginger girl on my bathroom floor?? And it felt really good but not in the way that sex feels good as a woman, it was like I could really feel "my penis"??? It was really hard not to cum within like ten seconds lol and she kept moving and it was making it worse and I was getting really annoyed like PLZ STOP DOING THAT.

Idk what next level shit my unconscious/imagination/whatever was on but I 100% class it as the time I experienced owning a penis and henceforth it shall be known that that is what it is like.

What drove you to ask such an easy question on the one place where it's against the rules to get an answer?

>>480
from what I've been told, it shows anyway even behind thick jeans, if it happens while under compression it will somewhat keep the bend but if you give it the freedom to go straight the only way too bend it comfortably it upward against the belly.

>>504
I wonder if this is actually how it is. I’ve always wondered how it would be to feel things outside your body (penis) rather than inside.

>>570
Curiosity? For the fun of it?
Men are allowed to talk and speculate about what having a vulva/vagina is like on other imageboards without any women really wanting to give a straight-up answer because any sincere answer will be "fake" and everything else will be nonsense. Same with girls on other imageboards asking this is basically asking for shitposting or non-answers.

>>618
Ok, just calm down. It's just a meat apparatus which gets bigger as blood flows in it. Just compress it in jeans and you'll be fine (until the power of visual causes problems and the compression stops being effective).

Advantages in general are less bacteria, and less effort to keep the whole thing in order.

standing while peeing must be brilliant

Also, knowing how the male sexual impulse is so mechanical, akin to that of hunger or thirst, I always wondered what it would be like to cum in a girl. I'd like to know what the fuss is about

>>593
The same but reversed I guess?

>>865
Oh God, I would love to fuck girls with a penis, must be amazing really … given I had a good size and was a confident, good lover. Just imagine plowing a girl with a juicy meat-stick and she genuinely loved it aaaa

It feels good(YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US)

>>951
I KEEP WISHING I HAD A DICK EVERY DAMN DAY BECAUSE I JUST WISH I COULD MASTURBATE WITH MY HANDS CAUSE I CANT BUY I DILDO CU I HAVENT MOVED OUT YET AND I NOONE CAN ISNT ALLOWED TO FIND IT BUY I GET TURNED ONBY HENTAI BUT I FEEL NOTHING FINGERBANGINGN

>>980
GET A CUCUMBER

>>982
AND YOU CAN EAT IT WHEN YOURE SATISFIED

>>980
Is your clit broken? Usually it's the other way around for most girls (can't orgasm from penetration).

Cute pic btw.

>>980
Can't you just keep it in a locked container?

>>593
wouldn't it be like sticking any peice of your body in somthing?
Like putting your finger in playdoh?

>>8455
this is very nearly just what my ex bf told me a BJ is like, when I asked him. He just took my hand, and started sucking on my pointer and middle fingers, like he was giving them a BJ. It actually felt really good. You can try it yourself, but know that having a hottie do it for you will feel way, way better than sucking on your own fingers. Then he said, "It feels a lot like that; but a penis has way more nerve cells than a finger, and way fewer nerve cells than a clitoris (or just less dense a concentration of cells than a clit, I forget)". He really was the sexiest guy I've ever known. A shame that he was cheating on me with men, that scumfucking lying piece of shit fa— ahem… bisexual fella.

>>474
i mean yeah, there's no period stuff, but it just seems like this really awkward appendage. i dunno how moids manage to wrangle that shit around all the time.