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where is the weirdest/most taboo place you've masturbated Anonymous 9948
Embarrassing but is probably the bathroom of my grandparents place while they had guests over. How about you guys
Anonymous 9952
>>9948uh… i only did it… in my room lol
Anonymous 9953
In the back of a car that my parents were driving. I don’t think they saw me though cause my brother is wheelchair bound so he blocked their view. At least I really hope he did.
Anonymous 9957
In a bus shelter after I left school early because I saw my best friend give a handjob to my crush during rehearsal for theatre. I was in full view of the oval and an entire rugby team, but I was far enough away that it just looked like I was laying with my legs up on the bench.
Either that or while visiting my crush where he was working at a hospital morgue. We'd kissed earlier and I'd been grinding against his leg. I ducked out of camera range and behind his car as hospital staff kept going past.
Anonymous 9962
In my brother's dorm. He showed me Crusader Kings and my dynasty was whittled down to a teenage girl by invading vikings. I sexually dominated every man around me into falling madly in love and agreeing to anything I asked. Married a cuckhold and had children with my childhood crush instead. He left to make mac and cheese and I was so turned on that I came in record time, giving me about 45 seconds before he walked back through the door.
Anonymous 10152
>>9948Balcony at night. I'm into nudism but not into exhibition. So I chose times like 2am or 3am and go onto the balcony completely nude, kissed by the wind. The thought of someone seeing me isn't pleasant but it's worth the risk. I like feeling free.
Anonymous 10154
family living room, car, while my sister was next to me, next to a friend, on a call with another friend. For some reason, my autistic child self thought no one knew what masturbation was and i discovered it all on my own. None of the places were out of sick twisted pleasure and done on purpose, i just didn’t have a sense of time of when i can get to do it. You best believe it haunted me in my late teens when i was capable of grasping social cues.
Anonymous 10199
Under a blanket in my car
Anonymous 10200
>sleeping between my parents
>between friends at a sleepover
>in the car in a mall parking lot while my parents were shopping
>in a guest room with the door open while grandma was vacuuming the house
>under a blanket while watching horror movies with friends
I had 0 risk/reward assessment skills in my early adolescence. I've never had post-masturbation guilt but thinking back to these does actually make me feel like shit
Anonymous 10237
In the school library. I was reading and a hot scene came up.
Anonymous 10238
not so strange probably, but the strangest for me. in a shared dormroom while my roommate was (hopefully) asleep. I always get horny when I'm in bed trying to fall asleep, so this happened more times than I can count.
Anonymous 10430
So I have to grind on something with my body facing down to really get off, fingers and penetration never have done it for me. I had cousins over and we were sleeping in the basement. In the middle of the night, I was on my phone and read something very hot. I made sure everyone was asleep and I went upstairs into the empty living room. I had a hard time of looking for a place to lay flat and just hump something, so I laid down on the carpet and started pounding the ground like some horny degenerate. Not proud of it at all.
Anonymous 10434
>>10430>So I have to grind on something with my body facing down to really get off, fingers and penetration never have done it for me.I have the same "issue" if it could be called that, I read that it's the female equivalent of death gripping
Anonymous 10465
I was a very horny child/teenager, I did it pretty much everywhere. A lack of social cues will do that to you. I've probably been noticed at some point, which mortifies me when I'm not horny, but the risk when I am horny really gets me going. It helps that I can climax quickly if I want to, so I don't spend super long, and I just hunch over a bit and shiver when I climax.
Other than the classics like changing rooms, public toilets, etc., some bad examples include:
>at sleepovers when people were in the same room and once when my friend was right next to me, after I finished she asked why I was shaking and I said I was cold
>in my car while driving, swerved a little at the end
>in the back of the classroom when the lights were dimmed for a movie
>standing in the water at the beach, facing out to sea
>hospital bathroom whilst visiting cancer-ridden grandmother
I used to play games and challenges with myself too:
>standing just outside my mum's bedroom while she was reading, walked in mid-climax to ask how she was doing
>got right to the edge of climax and then called my mum into my room to ask something, barely finished my climax in time
>on numerous phone calls when the other person was unaware
I have this massive list I used ti keep track of all the locations, positions, and challenges I tried. I may or may not have had a problem.
Anonymous 10467
>>10465Why did you need challenges and tell us some more?
Anonymous 10469
>>10467I didn't need them, it was just like a little way to make it more fun for myself. For example:
>10 times a day for a week>Pick a song, try to finish before the song ends >pick a position, pick a number, do it that many times in that position by the end of the dayStuff like that. I had a lot of free time and I was horny all the time except for my period, and I don't have much impulse control.
Anonymous 10470
>>10469That sounds pretty fun actually. Do you still do that kinda thing?
Anonymous 10471
>>10470Occassionally, but nothing really intense, I'm a lot busier now and less horny than I was as a teenager. I also have enough social wherewithal now to find partners, which is a game changer. Still, every so often I recreate a challenge or do it in a position or location other than in my bed or in a chair. I guess I like checking off criteria when I do things, even masturbate. I always wished I'd shared it with someone, but I wasn't close enough with my few teen friends to discuss masturbation beyond the occassional reference, and most adults would take one look and call me a coomer (which, you know, fair). I recommend giving it a go - set some challenges for yourself, or even start with the ones I've said in this thread, and go for it. I just know my mindset is very goals-focused so it works for me because I'm like 'ha! I did it!'
Anonymous 10472
>>10471I never expected to hear of goals-focused masturbation, nor for it sound so appealing.
That being said, I'm not sure I'd have the gall to start an enterprise like that alone. I wish I had had someone like you as a friend at the time tbh.
Anonymous 10487
>>10472Like I said, I recommend it if you're bored and horny over long periods of time. I once attempted to climax every day the number of times corresponding to the date in the month of February (once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, etc.).
Anonymous 10489
>>10487My god, that's very impressive. Although I suspect it might have been more difficult to restrain yourself to one time on the 1st than to marathon on the 28th.
Can I give you a challenge to add to your list?
Anonymous 10504
>>10489Yeah, I didn't make it through the month actually. Turns out doing it around 20 times in one day makes my clit so sensitive it's like I managed to sunburn it.
Sure!
Anonymous 10505
>>10504So 20 times is the limit. That's good to know.
Can you manage to make yourself cum while humming baby shark the whole time? That's a challenge worth your list, no?
Anonymous 10510
>>10506Good luck! I'm looking forward to know it went.
Anonymous 10512
>>105104/10 moderately distracting during, managed to climax, but still haven't got the song out of my head since.
Anonymous 10515
>>10512Congrats baby shark! Seems like you haven't lost your touch.
Anonymous 10519
>>10515Alright, here's one for you from my old list: do it while on the phone with someone. They can't know you're doing it.
Anonymous 10525
>>10519Conversation has to last 5 minutes at least and only then you can climax
Anonymous 10527
>>10519>>10525Well, I do have to call my bank tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Anonymous 10536
not shaming anyone itt but how can you guys masturbate around relatives, it feels too weird for me, i can't even bear thinking about that stuff around relatives
Anonymous 10538
>>10536I can't speak for everyone else, but arousal sort of overrides most other feelings and thoughts for me. I definitely do and say things normally wouldn't when in horny.
Anonymous 10555
the bathroom floor when I was younger. I was just on layer out on the floor, legs spread, going ham. That, or the couch. I was young and just discovered what I could do with my body.
My mom came home later and asked what "that small was."
Another time, I did it in my room, I think my mom caught me in the window (she was outside). When she entered the house, she told me that I should "wash my hands".
Anonymous 10772
next to relatives in bed, very discreetly…I was a dumb kid around 11 or so who just discovered masturbation
Anonymous 10915
in the front seat of a car during the day while my mom was in a store
Anonymous 10979
> In the living room while my family was there (nobody saw)
> In the closet during a party
> First time I masturbated was in my preschool classroom during nap time. Not proud of that. My parents quickly told me not to do that at school.
> In the bathroom at the ward </3
Anonymous 11000
My sister had I had to share bedroom until we left our home, so I had to masturbate right next to her for years because there wasn't another place in the house. Luckly I learnt how to do it in absolute silence.
Anonymous 11335
>in a field
>swimming pool whilst on holiday w my family when i was like ten kek
Anonymous 11336
In the closet of my grandpas office over christmas break, in high school
Anonymous 11388
I got myself off while sitting on a random guy's gravestone.
Anonymous 11390
>>11388That's a good one, want to elaborate?
Anonymous 11393
>>11390Not much to elaborate on. I was aroused at work and went to walk in the cemetery I usually went to during my breaks and masturbated.
Anonymous 11395
Gym bathroom while on call with guy with perfect voice telling me what he wants to do to me. I've done it like three times already.
Anonymous 11750
>>10200how was it like doing it in between your parents. Did you nut?
Anonymous 12255
the bathroom stall at a baseball game
Anonymous 12267
>>12255understandable, there's nothing more boring than baseball
Anonymous 12269
>>12267i was texting a guy i liked at the time. i know there is no way its true but i have a gut feeling my dad knew what i did
Anonymous 12276
>>12270Well that’s embarrassing, at least he’s never said anything about it
Anonymous 12277
>>12276>that's embarrassingthat's why they never say anything about it - they were young once
Anonymous 12279
>>12277My parents seemed to give my brother a little bit of a harder time over it but he probably did it a lot more
Anonymous 12285
>>12282
NTA but there are people who don't feel the need to make sounds, even involuntay ones.
I'm silent even during sex, which freaks my boyfriend out keek
Anonymous 12287
20 minutes ago in my brother's car. I figured since he has window tinting and the car was in a completely full, dead lot, I'd be fine. I didn't hear or see anything, since I was laid back with my feet on the dash, but when I got back up, someone had stuck a pamphlet under the wiper and might have looked straight in.
Anonymous 12290
>>12287>feet up the dash>someone stuck a pamphlet in wipers Anonymous 12671
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In my car parked somewhere VERY isolated, for example, a dark corner on a back street. My windows are tinted so I dont have to worry about being seen, but I've had people walk very close to my car and that spooked me. I usually wear a large hoodie and sweats, and just pull my arms inside and reach into my pants. If anyone COULD see through my windows, they still wouldnt see that I'm touching myself. Had some of my strongest nuts in my car. I always think about how if I were a guy, this would be seen as super creepy of me to do. (-:
