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>glass soda bottle
ever since the internet traumatised me with one man one jar im just not gonna ever think of sticking something made out of glass inside of me no matter how sturdy it looks

>>9958
What is one man one jar? Is that the reddit story of the dude who got his intestines pulled out by suction from a glass bottle? I made sure to put duct tape over the top so that won’t happen

>>9967
no it's a video of a russian dude putting a glass jar in his ass and it explodes inside so he had to dig out the shards one by one and it was a horrible bloody mess

I feel like you're better off just getting a video game controller and putting the rumble function on. Or the shower head. Or vibrating toothbrush (cover the top with something). But creating a makeshift dildo just feels like something potentially dangerous.

>>9973
I think I actually have a vibrating toothbrush… What should I cover it with? It has a detachable head so I could just take that off so that way I can still use it as a toothbrush, but underneath the brush is just a sharp metal thing… hmmmmm

>>9975
I dont know what you could over it up with but I do think if you plan on using this toothbruh you'll need to get yourself another one for actually brushing teeth then.

>>9956
True story:

The first time I used a "vibrator" was a playstation 2 controller that had rumble everytime you fired a bullet in the Jak 3 video game. I already finished the game and I had the infinite bullets cheat enabled so while playing I just machine gunned the air with the blue gun and I put one of the handles of the controller against you know what. I remember it very very well no moid has ever made me feel that good ngl, but the romance is cool you can't love a ps2 controller.

>>9989
IIRC there was a "the tower is crumbling! escape with your life!" section in one of the BG Dark Alliance games. The screen was shaking, there was debris falling everywhere and the controller vibrated a lot. I had a well-beloved save in that section.

trying not to picture the russian moid pull broken glass out of his ass, but then all i see is a hillbilly nona duct-taping a busted coke bottle back together for insertion, and another putting the top back on her "vibrator" so she can brush her teeth.

I always used handle on a hairbrush, and I also have a vibrator app. Maybe if you hold your phone/tape your phone to the hairbrush? Idk, it sounds better than a glass bottle.
idk what the app I have is called, here I will link
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=strong.vibrator.massage.vibration.forwomen&gl=US
I haven't tried many, I just use this one because it has different patterns. Idk why constant vibration doesn't do anything for me.

I just bought a cheap Chinese toothbrush online and the vibrations are so intense it makes for a really, really fucking good vibrator. It even has rounded, soft edges.

>>10764
Well? Tell us which model it is, nona.

>>10764
Was just thinking about this thread yesterday after I encountered an electric toothbrush (not mine, I cant get off with it). Recommendations pls?

>>10778
If you're going to buy something online anyway just buy a proper vibe from some shop like eden fantasies. They aren't that expensive.