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Lolcow Bunker Thread #9 Anonymous 274951

Anonymous 274952

>>274941
Mods couldn't handle my opinions about spekkoek, typical

Anonymous 274954

>>274951
i need lc back up so bad… what am i supposed to read on the bus nowww

Anonymous 274955

theres a trump assassination thread? was lolcow shut down because of the discussion

Anonymous 274956

59c07628f29c4d7705…

Does anyone own a New 3DS XL?
Been thinking of replacing my 12yo 3DS and I love the look of the New XLs (reminds me of the DS Lite), but I have heard they're kinda fragile, so I'm unsure

Anonymous 274957

>>274955
It was mostly shitposting, anons being doomers, and a few being really weirdly fixated on the idea of the sniper being a TIM for some reason. The Amerifag thread did get brigaded by moids when the assassination was brought up iirc so I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that they had a hand in lolcow being down

Anonymous 274959

On shit it's back up nonitas, rejoice!

Anonymous 274960

>>274959
hellz yeah!

Anonymous 274963

Mentioned my uncle in the bechdel thread fuck me now i got a ban for a few hours. I'm in such a stupid spergy mood reeee
>>274952
Spekkoek is delicious. I found vegan kroepoek a while ago (jakarta kroepoek) and have been eating it w hummus, maybe it's a weird pairing but it's so good.

Anonymous 275116

>>274956
i bought mine at walmart a few years ago. used it quite a bit, even dropped it a few times. still werks

Anonymous 275117

>>274956
That pic looks like a 2DS XL, the shape is a bit different from a New 3DS XL. I have the latter and I haven't had any issues with it nor does it feel super fragile (but I suppose I haven't dropped it yet lol).

Anonymous 275460

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Not again. Wtf are cerbmin and cloudflare doing?

Anonymous 276862

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Is LC down again? I keep getting errors.
Anyways, the other day I downloaded a Digimon game (I know absolutely nothing about digimon) and not only they killed my Greymon, the new egg they gave me ended up turning into this ugly bug. I want my cute son back.

Anonymous 276878

What's up, CloudFlare being annoying again

Anonymous 276910

So I guess this is the version of the bunker thread for annoying people

Anonymous 276951

Fuck my entire life.

Anonymous 276957

GODDAMN

Anonymous 277013

I love lolcow.

Anonymous 277019

>>276878
It’s not cloudflare it says host error they probably forgot to pay the server bill again

Anonymous 277084

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MY THREADSSS NOOO

Anonymous 277092

What's up ladies

Anonymous 277094

It's too damn late for this shit

Anonymous 277099

I am a carreychan truther. Hi hello.

Anonymous 277100

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Man i wanted to husbandopost…

Anonymous 277102

>>277100
Do it here

Anonymous 277105

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I'm not going to sleep till my beloved comes back

Anonymous 277108

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Also i guess this confirms it that cerbmin is fucking dead

Anonymous 277110

I wanted to masturbate and go to bed early two hours ago but now I've seen a Jim Carrey pic and I can't

Anonymous 277113

>>277103
Heya handmaiden dont you have troon boots to lick?

Anonymous 277114

>>277100
Me too. I’m so horny and need to be around my other horny Nonas for emotional support

Anonymous 277116

Not to throw stones in a glass house but I can see why y'all've been abandoned by every admin so far, the userbase gets worse every year. I'd quit herding you too, especially if I had to pay out of pocket for all your shit ass thread spamming

Anonymous 277117

>>277019
>It’s not cloudflare it says host error they probably forgot to pay the server bill again
they're so useless kek. i almost hope the site never returns, it's just a shithole now

Anonymous 277120

uncleogrimacey-sha…

I know who's behind all of this..

Anonymous 277121

>>277117
what was your favourite period of lolcow?

Anonymous 277122

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honk shoo honk shoo

Anonymous 277123

>>277121
2 hours ago until present

Anonymous 277124

>>277100
same, he's got such a grip on me…

Anonymous 277126

>>277122
Wow great Blingee I saved this will be using it around the world wide web

Anonymous 277127

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>>277102
I want to bury my head into my husbandos tits

Anonymous 277128

>>277121
PP thread in /ot/ era, pre /2X/, Phoebe Tickner

Anonymous 277129

>>277122
I REFUUUSE

Anonymous 277131

>>277121
Early 2021

Anonymous 277133

>>277127
I wish I was the man. I want a cat so bad.

Anonymous 277135

>>277126
Golly that means a lot to me

Anonymous 277138

help

Anonymous 277141

What has been your favorite incident of a farmer getting unmasked?

Anonymous 277143

How long does marihuana (pot) stay in your system? I want to go get high right now because I'm having fun on CC and I think being high would add to the experience, but also I have to take a drug test in November so I'm worried.

Anonymous 277145

>>277141
i feel like i may have hallucinated this but wasn't chloe sevigny or some other equally unimportant actress self/posting years and years ago?

Anonymous 277146

>>277141
Erin Painter

Anonymous 277147

>>277116
Ngl its gotten worse the /w/ farmhand is a schzoid whos overzealous modding has killed the board, /snow/ has too many vendettafags (but best threads) ,/g/ is full of obvious pedotroons who farmhands dont permaban,/m/ is full of pedofags who always derail my husbando threads with pedoshit and useless infighting and theres also a uptake of retarded faghags who think lesbians are pickmes (yes i know its fucking retarded to even write that),ot is full moids..but..it is home

Anonymous 277148

>>277127
God, me too, I want to bite into them

Anonymous 277150

>>277141
Probably null (not the mutt)

Anonymous 277152

I’m in a good mood how are all my s doing

Anonymous 277153

>>277147
I think /w/ should just be merged back into /snow/, even though it'll take /w/tards some getting used to. I think there's just way too many dead cows on /w/, and no offence to any Taylor fans out there but seriously her thread is sooo dry I don't know why anons try to keep it going.

Anonymous 277154

>>277143
If it’s just this one time it should be out of your system completely in 3-4 weeks. If you’re a heavy user then it could take longer

Anonymous 277156


Anonymous 277157

I saw someone specify using Dutch processed cocoa powder in a recipe but I live in the Netherlands, is it just normal cocoa powder here or is there a difference
>>277143
I think it stays for 3 months, idk nona I say be on the safe side and leave it if you need to pass.

Anonymous 277159

>>277153
Agreed,w farmhand should be in ot with how quick "she" bans

Anonymous 277160

>>277153
this, /w/ being made its own board showed how normiefied the place became

Anonymous 277167

>>277159
This is actually a good idea kek. The most rabid farmhand moderating the most rabid board.
>>277160
I can see the reasoning behind creating /w/, but I think overall as an experiment, it failed. Like personally, I don't see how Jill even belongs in that board. Like yes, she is a semi-weeb, but she goes to like 1 con a year and the majority of her cow-story is about munchie behaviour.

Anonymous 277168

…this thread seems very empty where the fuck are all other s gone to?

Anonymous 277172

>>277168
Oh, basically we're all using this thread >>>/b/276304 because it just happened to be the first one most people went to. I don't think it's a big deal that we're using that thread instead of this one, just because most of us are LC haters anyway no matter how much we use the site.

Anonymous 277174

>>277167
that's what i mean, most of the /w/ cows aren't funny for some arcane reason only other weebs understand. people like pixie are cows to any farmer regardless or whether or not you want to nitpick the accuracy of a costume

Anonymous 277177

>>277160
to me /w/ seems so outdated the whole thing needs to be archived because no one cares

Anonymous 277188

i hope i just got pregnant

Anonymous 277191

wish lolcow had less normalfaggotry tbh. So much nigelfags, i wish the cow boards were merged so we could have more activity there. /snow/ is hit or miss, with there being so many boring ethot cows but some gems like fanny. /w/ and /snow/ merging would be great. The gossip aspect is so fun, but the fact there’s so many dorky girls who use the site digging on other dorky girls is even more fun. I think the focus on /g/ and /ot/ leads to a bunch of tradfagging and nigelfagging.

Anonymous 277192

>>277108
this art is so pretty wtf

Anonymous 277195

>>277191
i guess /snow/ and /pt/ is kind of losing its flavor because even though lolcows on the internet will always exist, people are becoming less and less interested in keeping up with their antics because they realize that they don’t matter or have any effect on them kek. i never considered /w/ to even be a board it always felt like selfpoast alley to me

Anonymous 277208

>>277195
I think it’s that but then again like i said lots of newfags, normies, and vendettafags come on /snow/ posting some ethot nobody cares about and that isn’t milky. There’s def some milky cows out there, but they’re never normie ethots. That’s why i think a merge with /w/ would be good, it’d bring back the more dorky culture to lolcow if that makes sense.

Anonymous 277213

What do you think all the cows who lurk and selfpost on lc are doing right now, do you think any of them are here with us?

Anonymous 277219

>>277191
I don't mind the normalfags as long as they don't act better than us retarded people. I also don't like when normietalk is brought up seriously on LC because like, why not just talk about this stuff with your friends? I never use certain threads b/c I can just talk to my friends about it and there'd be less infighting that way. I also think that e-thot threads are kind of lame. Like just TBH I don't think having an OF or taking risque photos of yourself makes you a cow, at least not a good cow.
>>277195
I've been saying this for a while on LC, but I think it would be cool if like admin or farmhands made a week where they promoted a concentrated effort by users to find new cows to milk. I really like reading through the Personal Cows thread for example, and I know a lot of great cows like fatvegfemme came out of that thread, but sometimes I feel like anons don't go out and 'look' for cows enough. I think it would be cool to have one thread where we all try to find good cows, and work together to source info about them and to write up thread OPs. It would be cool and TBH I think a lot of farmers are really smart and that we don't get to work together enough.
>>277213
Jill is definitely compulsively huffing from her mouldy bong tweaking at Steven and hitting him.

Anonymous 277220

>>277213
Doubt, lots of them don’t really understand image board culture and thought it was only 4chan before they found out they were getting posted on lolcow. Fanny for example thinks everyone on lolcow wants to rape her (obviously want, not even the gayest girl on lolcow wants her fanny). Doubt they know about CC, most of them atleast

Anonymous 277224

>>277213
nah. whats in it for them

Anonymous 277225

so.....?.JPG

>>277224
A reason to get up in the morning.

Anonymous 277227

>>277225
spoiler that shit

Anonymous 277228

>>277225
Samefag just to say I never realized how fugly her stupid devil stain was on her arm. The lines are all fucked up. God I hate her.

Anonymous 277229

>>277228
Devil stain kekkkk I agree grandma!

Anonymous 277230

I just got banned and I don’t know why. Anybody else? I’ve always heard the mods here ban and delete randomly but I didn’t realize it was this picky. So picky in fact that I genuinely have no idea what I did wrong. I’d only posted 3 times and nothing controversial at all.

Anonymous 277236

I felt so close to the anons in the bunker threads on /g/ those were a wacky 8 days

Anonymous 277237

>>277230
Yeah one thing I don't like about the moderation here is that it'd be better if they did something like redtext for minor infractions like derail, that way at least other people could know.

Anonymous 277239

>>277220
When I made that post I did have one specific cow in mind, the Irish lass (won't say her name since she seems like the type to google her online handle for attention)

Anonymous 277240

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owner need to pay rent jfc it’s been hours

Anonymous 277244

Right when I went to check the husbando thread

Anonymous 277245

>>277243
I think it's because of derailing, that's what I caught a ban for. It is the lolcow hate thread after all, so we were getting off topic a bit.

Anonymous 277247

>>277225
Is this edited?

Anonymous 277250


Anonymous 277252

>>277247
Yeah I know Jill edits all her photos so I edit them back to make her look like herself again.

Anonymous 277253

>>277225
I cannot believe this woman is like 26(?). I genuinely thought she was 35 for years until I actually read some of her threads for the first time a few weeks ago.

Anonymous 277254

>>277141
The alternate universe where admin wasn't retarded and revealed Lucinda's post history.

Anonymous 277256

>>277252
kek , it's believable though

Anonymous 277259

>>277256
Thanks, I've been doing this for ages. When I was in high school I was seriously mentally ill, so whenever I'd take pictures with people I'd always edit them in small ways to make them look uglier than they really were in hopes that I could hurt their self esteem or make them feel small. Obviously I'm on pills now so I don't do that with friends anymore but I still do it with Jill because TBH I actually hate her.

Anonymous 277266

anyone else trying to reread old cow threads and annoyed they can't expand any images or just me? specifically old luna and shayna threads…

Anonymous 277267

>>277259
you need to be studied in a lab

Anonymous 277276

What am I going to do without my lolcur for 24+ hours? Do we think this is the end?

Anonymous 277278

Damn it, now I have no excuse to avoid being productive

Anonymous 277279

>>277276
tbh I think they just missed the pay-by date again

Anonymous 277280

>>277276
No, I don't think it's the end of LC, but I genuinely think this is the end of Cerbmin. This is tinfoil, but do you all remember a few months back when they had to shut the site down to fix the problem with the post numbers? I think that when they did that, they unintentionally fucked something else up, and only know are we seeing the consequences of that.

Anonymous 277281

>>277279
It’s not that I don’t think. In the lolcow hate thread it was posted that they’re having a site issue that could take over 24 hours to resolve

Anonymous 277282

A0E1CC2F-BAF5-4124…


Anonymous 277285

I finally found a current cow to get into and this happens? Gay to the highest degree

Anonymous 277286

>>277282
Nitpick but I hate that they say
>There is a serious problem with the site we are working to resolve.
When it should be
>There is a serious problem with the site THAT we are working to resolve.

Anonymous 277287

>>277259
You're the way seething cows think all farmers are, lol

Anonymous 277288

I always wanted to ask, but felt afraid to come as too newfaggy, so why is any mention of kpop banned in lolcow? Even pics without mentioning anything about kpop gets redtexted

Anonymous 277289

>>277285
same; imagine how lucky butthole-null must be feeling right now kek

Anonymous 277290

>>277287
Kek I don't deny it

Anonymous 277291

>>277259
KEK I used to do this with celebrities

Anonymous 277292

>>277288
There was a HUGE and I mean HUGE flamewar that went on for I think 2 or 3 weeks, and after it actually caused the creation of an IB solely dedicated to Kpop that later went under because of Kpop retardation. It was just crazy all the time when it was allowed.

Anonymous 277293

>>277288
Because Kpop stans are fucking insane

Anonymous 277295

>>277289
Maybe she won’t delete all of her social media posts…..

Anonymous 277296

This just makes me realize how few I check lc now compared to the time around the first big bunker outrages.

Anonymous 277297

Okay mods on here (idk what they're called) you just banned me and you've been banning a few of us but I just wanted to ask could you tell the admin to update the Rules so that her discord username works again? Right now it's based on pre-update Discord that uses the # system but now that it's not valid anymore IDK what to do

Anonymous 277299

>>277288
It's because they were a staple for twitterfags, which we used to avoid attracting. Wouldn't make any difference now though.

Anonymous 277300

>>277296
Same, I miss the golden bunker age

Anonymous 277301

>>277292
this sounds so entertaining, i feel like nonas are far more milky than most of our cow boards sometimes

Anonymous 277302

>>277291
kek are you the one who recently made sabrina look like a demon with a long nose and chin

Anonymous 277304

>>277220
i think she knows about lolcow more than people think she does. she strikes me as someone who is very capable of wanting to be a mean girl.

Anonymous 277305

i want the female fantasies thread back i can't post on here about the things i want to say i know there's a hidden board and equivalent thread but it's not the same…

Anonymous 277307

My confession: I've been a farmer since 2018 but I have no idea who Carreychan is

Anonymous 277308

It’s been confirmed. Lolcow has been shut down for good.

Anonymous 277309

>>277308
STFU STFU DONT SAY THIS SHIT UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF?

Anonymous 277310

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Anonymous 277312

>>277308
i'm killing myself if true

Anonymous 277313

>>277308
first twitter now lolcow
brazilnonas i don't feel so good…

Anonymous 277314

>>277157
Do you use/buy Droste?

Anonymous 277315

>>277312
We should all plan a time and place so that it gets on the news and president Jinping is forced to nationalize Lolcor to save us

Anonymous 277316

justin bobbo makeu…

Sometimes I think about Kittycatmae from the old Discord. She was hilarious. Anyone still know her? This was her tranny lover faggy boyfriend.

Anonymous 277320

>>277309
>>277310
>>277312
>>277313
It’s been confirmed in the private discord. They can’t pay for it anymore and they don’t want to give it to anybody else. Rip lolcor

Anonymous 277322

>>277213
Possibly! But I also don’t know how many of them know that crystal cafe even exists kek

Anonymous 277323

>>277320
Post a screenshot before I tie the noose

Anonymous 277324

>>277320
I love spreading misinformation on the internet

Anonymous 277325

BORN_TO_DIE.jpeg

Hours without lc…I can't do this s

Anonymous 277328

>>277320
you're out to put s on suicide watch

Anonymous 277332

Nvm it’s back up kekkkk

Anonymous 277333

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>>277332
Oh shut up!

Anonymous 277334

>>277332
it's not loading for me i'm heartbroken

Anonymous 277335

>>277332
Don't get my hopes up you are evil

Anonymous 277336

>>277332
That anon lied, it’s not back up. Don’t listen to them.

Anonymous 277338

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>>277333
The payment is processing so the server host might flicker on and off like the light switch give it a minute their payment from Null’s credit card is processing slower than usual

Anonymous 277339

>>277336
I just wanted to make my nonas happy, even if it only lasted for a nanosecond

Anonymous 277340

idk what this is.j…

>>277325
Fixed it for you

Anonymous 277342

>>277340
Made me kek through this hard time, thank you

Anonymous 277344

>>277308
Ignoring this; but honestly how much is it? I’ll be it’s sugar mama if I have to be.

Anonymous 277347

>>277344
No anon, don’t pay for the website focus on paying your own bills, paying your rent/mortgage and your car stop being pay pigs to these retards who can’t even run the website properly. Let them figure it out, it’s not worth $1k-7k it’s worth the amount of a lint ball and a de/g/ens used rose toy

Anonymous 277349

>>277340
kekkle

Anonymous 277351

>>277347
it doesnt surprise me those braindead men don't know how to turn on autopay

Anonymous 277354

i won't believe anything until there's caps

Anonymous 277356

>>277347
But I like all my friends and the sperging and autism and where else will I husbando post? Twitter? I’d rather kms.

Anonymous 277357

>>277355
Um okay I don't know wtf this is supposed to mean and so I won't acknowledge it
>>277356
I also consider most anons my friends I love them

Anonymous 277358

No fujoshi thread…no addyharajuku thread..

Anonymous 277359

>>277356
Kek I forgot the n word was banned here

Anonymous 277361

>>277358
Do you go on fc?

Anonymous 277362

>>277361
What's that?

Anonymous 277363

>>277361
Yes occasionally but I like the fujoboard on LC more

Anonymous 277364

>>277356
do it here!

Anonymous 277365

>>277362
If you don't know I'm not gonna be the one to poison your heart with the knowledge. I don't want that on my knowledge. When I die and I get to Heaven how will I justify that to the Lord?

Anonymous 277366

maybe this is a good opportunity to go on strike from lolcow? considering how fucking shitty the moderators are; not to mention the fact that they're all dudes

Anonymous 277369

Anyone know why they got rid of the official lolcow discord?

Anonymous 277370

>>277365
nvm figured it out on /ex/ now

Anonymous 277371

>>277360
One part of my soul died when I saw someone do that with my husbando

Anonymous 277372

>>277366
I guess but this place isn't much better. Isn't it filled with trannies pretending to be 'femcels'?

Anonymous 277373

>>277366
>>277372
We deserve a better site than CC or LC

Anonymous 277375

What threads do you miss nonas? I want to post on the husbandos, tinfoil, news stories, gendie hate

Anonymous 277376

>>277372
>>277373
should we make a new one?

Anonymous 277377

gonna ask this on lolcow later but whats the best looking water in a game that makes you thrizsty? for me its
>super mario sunshine
>billy hatcher

Anonymous 277379

stealer is my frie…

>>277375
I just wanna post some dumbass shit today
but the lord of the farms say nay nay nay

Anonymous 277381

>>277375
Celebricows Fujo and /g/ in general

Anonymous 277382

>>277369
around last year (or before? forgot) a bunch of namefags from the discord shat up /meta/ for days and allegedly a scrote snuck into the discord too.

Anonymous 277383

>>277377
Not a game, but every time Ponyo is on my tv I wanna drink the fluffy water

Anonymous 277384

>>277377
Final Fantasy X. Besaid Island especially

Anonymous 277385

>>277381
>/g/
Same . I loved reading those threads. I know a lot of s hate them but I love de/g/enerates

Anonymous 277387

>>277375
bechdel, unpopular opinions, AMERIFAGS!!!

Anonymous 277388

>>277382
samefag but after those posts got cleaned up/deleted the admin basically said she was closing down the discord due to all of that

Anonymous 277389

>>277375
I like all of /g/ and the yakuza thread on /m/.

Anonymous 277390

Can I tell you all my secret wish for Lolcor but its cringey and autistic so don't bully plz

Anonymous 277391

>>277390
Of course sweetheart

Anonymous 277393

>>277390
Tell plz

Anonymous 277394

>>277375
All of /m/ in particular the book thread.

Anonymous 277396

>>277390
lets hear it nonners

Anonymous 277397

I'm so ashamed of how addicted I've gotten to the null thread plz come back soon

Anonymous 277398

>>277391
Some times I wish we could make another lolcor minecraft server because I'm retarded like that and I also think it's fun playing video games with nonas I miss it from the Discord days and I miss building pretty houses and gardens with you guys…….

Anonymous 277399

>>277375
I for the past year or so I’ve really only been lurking ot/g/m but I especially love all of /g/. Amerifag also especially when something juicy happens. I don’t have social media so I love joining in on the unhinging.

Anonymous 277401

>>277398
I agree I wish we had another discord server too

Anonymous 277403

>>277398
I was never in the discord but that sounds fun,! I wanna play on survival so I can mine and explore while the builder nonas do their thing and I can distrubute the diamonds

Anonymous 277404

>>277398
Aw, that's cute. I'd like that too

Anonymous 277405

i am bored waiting for lolcor to return so I started making soviet husbandos on picrew

Anonymous 277406

>>277399
Can I ask like, how do you even find the site if you didn't find the cow board first? I always assumed most people found the site by following a cow, and then when day stumbling across their thread on LC. That's how it happened for me with Lillee Jean, the famous NYC socialite and actress.

Anonymous 277408

>>277405
I wanna see

Anonymous 277410

>>277406
Nta, I found lc because of the cryaotic drama kek

Anonymous 277411

>>277403
Kek it was so fun I remember last time I played with nonas we made a temple to Shay. I wish minecraft never became a troon/moid thing because it's so fun to play.

Anonymous 277412

>>277406
Same for me nonnee I googled a cows name and their board came up and slowly I got really into the other boards as well

Anonymous 277413

>>277411
Why do you let troons and moids live rent free in your head? Just play the game. Plenty of normal people play minecraft

Anonymous 277415

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I can't handle this. We have to arrange like a coup d'état and maybe keep cerb as a puppet admin with no power while actual admins work behind the scenes fixing her shit and paying the bills.
>>277295
NTA but it would be a great time to gather and archive more info and posts. Especially because some people keep indirectly cowtipping her instead of being patient.

Anonymous 277416

>>277406
Oh, sorry if it came off that way. I’ve been on lolcow since….fuck idek. 2014? Back when doedeer was running lime crime. I have gotten bored of the cows and just post in the other threads.

Anonymous 277417

>>277411
we should take terraria lol

Anonymous 277418

i wanted to read the new null thread kek, she's become one of my favorite cows

Anonymous 277419

>>277416
Oh the good olde days. I remember learning of Doe Deere when Louna Maroun made her video about the limecrime scandal kek. Au to be a child again…

Anonymous 277420

>>277406
looking up info on game grumpos arin wife

Anonymous 277421

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>>277408
the background resembling the sun means my sunny hope for lolcor to return
sadly the picrew is a bit limited

Anonymous 277422

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Feel like shit just want my Lolcor back

Anonymous 277423

>>277419
She was so milky back then. Honestly the milk was plentiful back in the day. I miss it. I feel like nonas were more ruthless back then too kek

Anonymous 277424

I wanted to post about how I lucid dreamed for the first time and I made my husbando appear

Anonymous 277425

>>277418
Yes she is fucking bonkers kekkkk I love our autists

Anonymous 277426

>>277422
Appaluse n0nnie

Anonymous 277427

>>277423
I was rereading old Jill threads and the fact that she was a teen then and her mom showed up to defend her made me kek.
>>277421
Kawaii

Anonymous 277430

>>277376
god i would love a new site but women cant have anything without trannies pulling their dick out and waving it around

Anonymous 277432

>>277430
I always thought an easy way to do it would be to make it so that the site requires a password to enter, and each password would be generated randomly by admin or moderator on basis of voice-check or hand-photo on Discord. So once you had the site password, you'd be able to use the IB like normal, but since each password was unique, there'd be a way to track who 'snitched' to moids/troons about it, so to speak.

Anonymous 277437

>>277430
>>277432
i think we could pull it off, i think a password/certification process would make it much less accessible to users in general though

Anonymous 277439

>>277437
If it was just a one time thing, I don't think it'd be that hard to do. It would just need a dedicated admin or staff that was willing to certify a lot of people. TBH, it's better for websites like these to be 'less' accessible anyway. Sometimes it's good to keep sites like these lowkey and not popular. If someone didn't wanna take the few minutes necessary to verify themselves, what are the odds they'd be making good contributive posts anyway?

Anonymous 277440

>>277432
ayrt, i love that idea. i hope some competent n0nnies pick that up.

Anonymous 277441

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>write out a long post in response to something
>hit "post"
>get 522 timeout error
>try to go back to the thread hoping my browser cached it so I can at least copy the text, save it somewhere and post it later
>nope
My fault for taking lolcor too seriously

Anonymous 277443

>>277441
Okay be for real who want's to bet with me? I'm betting $5 that LC isn't gonna be up before Tuesday. I think Labor day is gonna fuck up the resolution timeline.

Anonymous 277444

>>277421
Ew he looks post-wall

Anonymous 277445

I miss the north korean thread

Anonymous 277446

I want to babble about my husbandos but I can't. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise, I'm kind of embarrassed about my cringe taste

Anonymous 277447

>>277443
idk i think its going to be working again tomorrow

Anonymous 277451

>>277447
Yeah and I thought the second plane wasn't gonna hit but here we are 23 years later and what I learned that day is sometimes what we think isn't what's going to be. Never forget.

Anonymous 277452

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Anonymous 277453

>>277441
i hate this game

Anonymous 277455

>>277451
i am forgetting as we speak

Anonymous 277457

88778777_p18_maste…

Im hungry and I miss /g/

Anonymous 277459

>>277452
That image reminds me of those cringe Hetalia mmd videos I used to watch, I am getting Vietnam flashbacks

Anonymous 277465

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Are we back yet

Anonymous 277467

Okay farmers I'm going to bed it's 10:30 I'm sleepy goodnight everyone sleep well let's all dream of Lolcow and see if we can find each other in our dreams once when I was waiting for the bus with an old lady she told me that when we sleep our souls can slip away from our bodies and go to other places far far away so maybe if we all try hard tonight we can run into each other and finally understand each other

Anonymous 277468

what time is it for u farmers? its 10:35 for me

Anonymous 277469

>>277468
737 like a boeing

Anonymous 277471

I was gonna go on for the first time in almost a year and it’s down, maybe this is a sign

Anonymous 277472

>>277469
me too n0nnie i love using pst

Anonymous 277473

>>277468
I'm also 7:38pm

Anonymous 277474

>>277473
im 10:39pm and itching my ass

Anonymous 277475

>>277468
10.42 yawning

Anonymous 277476

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n0nnie hotline
please hold me close to you
n0nnie flatline
still time to do it too
n0nnie snack time
chow down to earth

Anonymous 277477

>>277406 I honestly don't remember how I got onto lolcow but I was baptised in the fires of the proana, Shay and mtf threads initially.

Anonymous 277478

GVZBaNWaMAANdIk.pn…

He's where he belongs now

Anonymous 277479

eatin dry cerearl

Anonymous 277480

s I just woke up and it's still down :( why is the american dad faggot on this site too

Anonymous 277481

>>277479
I liked trix cereal as a kid because it turned the milk bright blue. I always ate it all even though I am lactose intolerant, which I consider to be my only character flaw.

Anonymous 277482

>>277406
I love you Lillee Jean nona please sperg to me about her I'm just getting started and I've watched all the Primink videos for context and etc.
I got into lolcow from the Freelice community. I have no idea how I ended up on it but I was using PULL simultaneously.

Anonymous 277483

What are your schizo tinfoils about the history error… do share.

Anonymous 277484

>>277469
>>277472
>>277473
Oh hi fellow pwn/west coast/Nevada nonners

Anonymous 277485

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>>277466
Stan got beat up better

Anonymous 277486

>>277482
>Primink
Whoa I totally forgot about him. I haven't watched his newest video yet, did he stop uploading because of her?

Anonymous 277487

B7E22167-4196-4BF9…


Anonymous 277488

>>277484
Oh and the west part of Canada soz

Anonymous 277489

>>277468
Tate McRae!? I love that song kek

Anonymous 277490

>>277428
the American threads have been shit for the last 2 months anyway, you're not missing out much. also notice how the decline started when AD posting became a thing, coincidence?

Anonymous 277491

i miss lolcor, n0nnies. i'd be in the mundane thread talking about how i'm gonna make a grilled cheese right about now..

Anonymous 277492

>>277491
What kind of cheese do you use? I’m a medium cheddar girl. I find it to be the most superior to all cheddars.

Anonymous 277493

>>277483
wasp are fake

Anonymous 277494

>>277486
Lillie Jean and Laur have been stalking and harassing and doxxing him for like four years. His longer video about being harrassed by them nonstop and how youtube's support did literally nothing even with constant contact and messaging and screenshots is also insanely interesting, it's on his second channel.
Lillee and Laur are apparently in a lawsuit with youtube for abuse of false copyright claiming, or something like that.

Anonymous 277495

>>277492
pepperjack… mmm

Anonymous 277496

>>277492
Nta but smoked cheddar is the best for grilled cheese, so good

Anonymous 277497

your husband not noticing that youre crying because hes too busy watching mr beast

Anonymous 277498

>>277497
my husband is from a video game where neither mr yeast nor influencers exist

Anonymous 277499

Is there a name for the style of singing people in fandoms often use when they do covers of songs (often Vocaloid ones)? Vidrel is one example

Anonymous 277500

Fuuuuck not only do I get a power outage that rendered my home wifi useless until tuesday lolcor shuts down. I'm so bored, just when the null threads were finally picking up…..

Anonymous 277501

>>277375
I was enjoying the recent milk in the polyamorous clown thread soooo much im so sad

Anonymous 277502

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Reading this manga in the absence of LC, it’s written by a female very funny and enjoyable

Anonymous 277503

>>277432
this is fucking retarded

Anonymous 277504

i hatte crying it makes my skin so dry

Anonymous 277505

>>274951
When will Elsie return from the war? s I'm scared

Anonymous 277507

was shay confirmed living with the tranny?

Anonymous 277508

>>277502
Do they rub swords?

Anonymous 277509

>>277501
the word "throuple" makes my skin crawl I eant to kms

Anonymous 277510

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>>277504
Dry your tears there will be a brighter tomorrow

Anonymous 277511

I like when you can tell a man is basically a whore for certain kinds of women by his presentation

Anonymous 277512

>>277490
American dad people forcing the meme are just scared of cute anime boys

Anonymous 277513

>>277510
This is what should've happened for the kids in Skinamarink

Anonymous 277514

I always squat hover to pee and then turn my head upside down to make sure my stream isn’t hitting the seat and I just did that and when I turned my head upside down my spit went into my sinuses and nose like when you get water up there, I feel so old

Anonymous 277515

>>277478
Beautiful. I had the same idea kek

Anonymous 277516

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>>277499
Utaite is the only term that describes that type of cover but that's more of a NND and Bilibili term than a Western one

Anonymous 277517

>>277508
Sorry nonnee it’s only slice of life kek no fujobait

Anonymous 277518

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I need my lolcorrrr

Anonymous 277519

>>277468
11:30 am woke up this morning to lc being down i was so bored i ended up reading a book lmao

Anonymous 277520

>>277514
I know what you're talking about and it makes me worried I have a secret coke addiction that even I don't know about

Anonymous 277521

>>277308
damn. i wish i screenshotted some of my favorite entries

Anonymous 277522

10666013-6119-45F6…

The lizard is cute and all but I miss Elsie. What do you think she’s doing right now

Anonymous 277523

>>277502
anon i love this manga! do you have any other manga recommendations? i have read pretty much everything by this author

Anonymous 277524

>>277522
Why is she eating Grimace haunch

Anonymous 277525

>>277511
I didn’t know what Jack Stauber looked like so for a second you had me thinking he was cute.

Anonymous 277526

>>277522
Schlickin it

Anonymous 277527

Screenshot 2024-08…

I don't like the common straight relationship dynamic

Anonymous 277528

>>277526
i'm schlicking your mom rn

Anonymous 277529

Thinkin bout them ninja turtles

Anonymous 277530

These containment threads feel so forced. Not like back in the good old days. Shout out tempcow. Shout out oldmin and shaymin disaster. And Shout out to the fujospammer. And dogboy my dear friend dogboy.

Anonymous 277531

>>277516
What about youtaite?

Anonymous 277532

>>277527
The bunny is cute but the wolf looks like it's made up of traced vector shapes.

Anonymous 277533

>>277529
are you the nona who likes the red one

Anonymous 277534

>>277528
Understandable

Anonymous 277535

>>277527
Would be cute if the female is the wolf and the male is the bunny.

Anonymous 277536

I miss dumbass shit. Why are the lolcow adminis allergic to fun and whimsy?

Anonymous 277537

>lolcow goes down
>i finish an overdue animation commission in 2 hours
wtf

Anonymous 277538

>>277535
I was just about to say

Anonymous 277539

>>277533
Yes (I like all of them I'm just in a Raph phase right now)

Anonymous 277540

>>277510
i can only hope so

Anonymous 277541

D67596B1-1EE6-4212…

I Am Getting Angry. Where is my website

Anonymous 277542

psychiatrists appointments are so fucking embarrassing they're getting paid to watch you cry and expose yourself but at least you get some drugs in return right?

Anonymous 277543

>>277542
i used to silently stare at the psychiatrist when i was forced to go as child, i would at best just nod with my head. They later diagnosed me with autism.

Anonymous 277544

>>277394
I was talking to other anons about the current series I am reading. Now I’ll never get to tell them about the fursona mirror…

Anonymous 277545

>>277542
I feel like mine asks me the most invasive nosy questions but then I remember oh he's being a good doctor by taking everything into account when treating me but my initial thought is like "fuck off dude???"

Anonymous 277546

>>277542
my psych doesn't give a rats ass about me. literally just throws pills at me and fucks off for a month. had to beg her for 2 years to change one of my meds FUCK THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY

Anonymous 277547

i haven't checked lolcow in a while and i don't know if this is old milk that everyone's already talked about but i'm sad that i never got to make fun of some girl on tiktok who said that she was such a quirky femcel that she made 10 threads on lolcow about her ex boyfriend.

Anonymous 277548

>>277542
psychiatrists and therapists are a scam. literally just go outside and don't eat slop

Anonymous 277549

do i drink a monster or do i make a grilled cheese? im craving either or.

Anonymous 277550

>>277547
it was a tranny

Anonymous 277551

>>277549
why can't you have both baby

Anonymous 277552

>>277549
Grilled cheese with extra cheese

Anonymous 277553

>>277550
source?

Anonymous 277554

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Anonymous 277555

>>277553
in the twitter hate thread

Anonymous 277556

>>277547
>10 threads on lolcow
>about a man
Who was it? What man has 10 whole threads on lolcor.

Anonymous 277557

>>277548
this but unironically

Anonymous 277558

>>277554
Dog boy it's so good to see you buddy. I missed you.

Anonymous 277559

>>277556
it was fake and gay. Just a tranny attention whoring.

Anonymous 277560

>>277555
thanks will check it out once lc is back running

Anonymous 277561

salutations.gif

Greetings nonas! Lovely to see you all here again in this bunker, I missed you today

Anonymous 277562

>>277551
i don't wanna be a fattychan…

Anonymous 277563

>>277562
just don't eat for 3 days after

Anonymous 277564

I fucked up cutting my bangs I look like a lego

Anonymous 277565

>>277546
can i have his number? i need someone who will throw me some xanax and then let me be

Anonymous 277566

Animating in Live2D is pretty cancerous i hope the furfag money is worth it.

Anonymous 277567

>>277561
Welcome nonnita! Here we are again in the mines! Make yourself comfy

Anonymous 277568

>>277542
My porn/sex addicted narc ex is going into the psychology field and I feel so fucking bad for anyone who ends up with him as their therapist.

>>277548
This.

Anonymous 277569

>>277519
KEKK SAME, I ended up studying so I guess it was divine intervention cause I have an exam coming up and my eyes have been glued on the null threads these past few days

Anonymous 277570

2700555F-5C65-44D4…

I’m taking Trazadone and going the fuck to sleep. May I shitpost with you all tomorrow, in greener pastures

Anonymous 277571

>>277568
Male therapists should not be a thing

Anonymous 277572

>>277565
I get mine from my regular doctor.

Anonymous 277573

>>277569
I've seen like 3 of you mention the null threads. Am I missing something? Where were they? I spent most of my time in /snow/ and /pt/

Anonymous 277574

>>277542
I love my psychologist even though he can't prescribe me anything and he sometimes hurts my feelings (accidentally) and doesn't understand where I'm coming from sometimes because he's in his 70's and a moid. He's always really nice to me and makes an effort to listen to me and hear me out, and he lets me be mean to him sometimes. He's retiring at the end of the year but he said we can still keep in touch and go for coffee sometimes. And he told me he'd help me with exposure therapy for free (I'm agoraphobic) and take me places that give me anxiety to help me get acclimated to situations that give me panic attacks. I feel lucky to have found a really good psychologist, most of them suck.

Anonymous 277575

>>277548
what if you're actively hallucinating and trying to kill yourself because you think it's the only thing that will stop ghosts from murdering your family? some people have more issues than just depression and anxiety.

Anonymous 277576

>>277572
Same just tell them u have a fear of flying

Anonymous 277577

>>277574
he wants to fuck you nonita

Anonymous 277578

>>277577
He's married and I'm ugly

Anonymous 277580

>>277575
psychiatrists don't fucking help with that shit either kek.
>t. actual schizophrenic

Anonymous 277581

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>>277573
its the polygotplatypus thread. Retarded detrans TIF who gets off to FGM and larps as an smol flat uwu loli when in reality shes a hairy fatty with chopped tits.

Anonymous 277582

>>277570
Does trazodone make you gain weight?

Anonymous 277583

>>277582
nta but not for me personally

Anonymous 277584

>>277574
…TAKE you places?! Nona that is way out of line and incredibly unprofessional

Anonymous 277585


Anonymous 277586

>>277574
that bag of bones wants to fuck you.

Anonymous 277587

>>277580
idk anon, i have bipolar and when i was in psychosis i don't think there would have been any other way for me to get out of it other than being warded and forcibly medicated. i'm okay now but for some people it does get deeper than just going outside and eating healthy

Anonymous 277588

Reading studies about filicide and comparing the statistics to my mother's murder attempts

Anonymous 277589

>>277561
ah the alastorfags made it. good to see you .

Anonymous 277590

>>277574
run and get a female psychologist

Anonymous 277591

anyone here feel like they never lived their lives like it’s all been a dream or something

Anonymous 277592

3c83108f5169e038ee…

I've got a bad feeling about all this n0nnas, I hope it comes back but if it doesn't, bye. I just can't use another ib I hate change. At least I made sure to archive my favorite threads. I'm so sad.

Anonymous 277593

>>277514
You really live like this? Just sit down, there's no ass disease you can get from toilet seats. Hovering your face in front of the bowl while you pee is probably spraying germ vapour directly into your eyes and airways anyway.

Anonymous 277594

>>277574
Yeah he's trying to get some exposure therapy

Anonymous 277595

>>277592
relax it's the end of the month, fucker just forgot to pay the bill

Anonymous 277596

>>277582
ayrt, no it hasn’t made me gain weight.

Anonymous 277597

>>277584
Like accompany me places to help with my anxiety, and like in a friend/mentor kind of way not in a creepy old man kind of way. He's really nice and he's known me for a long time, he's met my family and everything. I think it's like an old fashioned therapy kind of thing, like when psychologists used to go places with their clients to help them overcome stressful situations.

>>277586
>>277594
Stop kek, he's nice and very happily married. He talks about his wife sometimes and he seems very happy and in love. I doubt he'd try anything creepy, and he knows I haven't had sex in like 8 years and am probably never going too again kek

>>277590
I am once he retires, but I'm still going to see him for coffee and stuff. And hopefully the exposure therapy if I actually go through with it

Anonymous 277598

>>277578
That has literally never stopped a moid ever. I agree, the old fart wants to bang you. Run.

Anonymous 277599

>>277575
daily 1 - 2 hours hike or long walks will fix that

Anonymous 277600

So what's the deal with those discounted food items at the Ross checkout? Are they safe? The fuck?

Anonymous 277601

>>277600
those snacks have been in that store back when wells fargo was wachovia

Anonymous 277602

>>277600
What kind of food is it? I haven't been to a Ross in over a decade.

Anonymous 277603

The lolcor discord was a disaster but there should still be a discord, albeit women only, because how come they promised MORE communication and shit like this happens with no rhyme or reason? I am miffed.

Anonymous 277604

>>277600
i eat them all the time and i haven’t died yet

Anonymous 277605

>>277602
It's always stuff like powdered latte drink mix/boxes of tea/candy/boxes and tins of cookies/and let us not forget the lovely assortment of fancy 8.99 alkaline waters and 6 liter jugs of aloe Vera juice.

Anonymous 277606


Anonymous 277607

Goodnight nonas

Anonymous 277608

>>277603
I disagree. The other scord had extremely bad vibes and was clearly teeming with scrotes. I just don't think it's possible to curate a healthy ecosystem on there

Anonymous 277609

>>277605
Hmm, I guess as long as it's not expired it should be fine? If they were really unsafe they'd probably get thrown out, I'm sure they don't want a lawsuit.

Anonymous 277610

>>277606
What part is baity? I don't understand why this situation is giving all the n0nnas red flags. Can 70 year olds even fuck, he has hip problems kek

Anonymous 277611

>>277607
goodnight, hopefully we will all be back where we belong when you wake up

Anonymous 277612

>>277600
It's all shelf stable food. Nothing is wrong with it. But none of it is any good

Anonymous 277613

>>277607
Goodnight precious anon

Anonymous 277614

>>277576
>>277572
my regular doctors always say "oh sweetie i cant benzos are a slippery slope" as if they're fucking looking out for me or some shit but my psychiatrist has been incredibly generous; however its only because i have to be vulnerable with her in return

Anonymous 277615

>>277597
My therapist has had a session with me in a public park but it felt so weird to me I just see her back in her home office.
I understand exposure therapy, she told me she has a client that she meets at Walmart to help her with agoraphobia and all that but no offense nona I think it's best to keep a professional line with your doc, idk about meeting for coffee and stuff after he retires. Would his wife meet with the both of you? Have you already discussed transferring you over to a different psychologist when he retires?

Anonymous 277616

My flipping monitor will not turn on it's just black on and off………….. is it die…….. do I really need to buy a new one…..

Anonymous 277617

>>277600
They’re all gross af

Anonymous 277618

>>277465
This shit is ugly

Anonymous 277619

IMG_3988.jpeg

anyone who isn’t me that looks at him will die from a blood clot within the next 30 minutes

Anonymous 277621

>>277618
Umaru chan is scrote coded that's why I refuse to even watch one ep

Anonymous 277622

>>277619
he ugly

Anonymous 277623

>>277607
nighty night noni

Anonymous 277624

>>277621
That whole edit is made by hairy scrote hands. R/Femcelgrippysocks esque eawwwww I hate this site take me back

Anonymous 277625

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God i hope this project i am working on goes well. If it does i could be making a shit ton of money, but there is a high chance it also might not work. I just want enough money to save and maybe indulge once a year by buying an anime figure or something. I made an inspiration board with all the things i want to buy if this shit goes well to keep me motivated.

Anonymous 277626

>>277614
I've heard that from a former shitty regular doc I had years ago, she wanted to throw all this other shit at me rather than just give me the goddamn xanax that I know works for my panic attacks. She wanted to put me on an ssri despite me repeatedly saying no and gave me prescription benadryl that fucking made me a zombie when a simple xanax just knocks the edge off. I found a good doc and he doesn't have a problem with it because he understands and knows I don't abuse it.

Anonymous 277627

>>277618
Shut up regard

Anonymous 277628

>>277547
It wasn’t a girl, it was a teenage boy with long hair.

Anonymous 277629

>>277627
that shit is cringe and you know it. only retarded zoomer femcel larper retard coded or whatever the fuck coded will be into this kind of thing

Anonymous 277630

>>277627
It sucks. aggressive mimic better

Anonymous 277631

>>277615
Yeah the walmart situation is exactly the type of thing he's talking about doing, he said he would have me decide the places that I feel too anxious to manage and then accompany me there so I'm not panicking and quitting before even getting there. I've heard other psychologists do stuff similar to that, it's just less common now.
>Have you already discussed transferring you over to a different psychologist when he retires?
Yes he has a list of psychologists he thinks highly of and his number one choice is a woman that he knows personally and thinks will be a good fit for me. He's already asked her if she can take me on as a client and she said that she has client openings so she's willing too. I'm sort of apprehensive about continuing psychotherapy with someone else but he brings it up every session to encourage me to see her after he retires. He's really invested in me getting my life together.
>Would his wife meet with the both of you?
I'm sure I'd meet her at some point. But he tells her everything so he wouldn't be deceptive about it, and he's done this in the past with other former clients so it's not like I'm the first or anything. The stuff he mentioned doing as well is taking me to get my learners and to apply for jobs, he's not trying to take me anywhere secluded or anything like that. I feel like I explained it shitty but there's no way he has malicious intentions or that he would think that I would partake in anything like that. I don't even think he'd pick me up in his car he'd probably have my dad drive me there because he knows that would be weird kek, he's honestly just a nice old man who feels bad for me.

Anonymous 277632

>>277630
>>277629
It was made by someone on lolcow, I don't care. You are irony-poisoned and jittery.

Anonymous 277633

>>277619
he’s all yours we’re good

Anonymous 277634

I like seeing my husbando fags here. Makes me miss lolcor more tho.

Anonymous 277635

>>277631
He wants to fuck u

Anonymous 277636

>>277634
any ghostnonas here?

Anonymous 277637

>>277573
i am so glad i advocated for her thread in the art thread. remember that one anon who kept defending her? wonder what shes thinking now

Anonymous 277638

>>277626
I literally had the same thing happen to me a retarded female doctor wanted me on antidepressants instead of the beta blocker I wanted for interview anxiety. She was like trying to doctorenese me into accepting it as a "better long dose option" but when I brought up sexual dysfunction and brain zaps she acted like I was schizo. She was a midwit blonde stacy bet she sucked her way through

Anonymous 277639

>>277632
This stupid uggo edit has bloody tampons, pubic hair collections, lain, and cerbin drawn retarded no irony poisoning just ugly and evil

Anonymous 277640

>>277635
Okay there's no way he thinks I would fuck him so he wouldn't even try but we're just going to have to agree to disagree because I have to eat my macaroni and go to bed

Anonymous 277641

>>277636
Are you the ghostnona that did the ai phone call thing and then left us hanging without giving all the juicy details? Kek

Anonymous 277642

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Cloud might be my husbando after this new outfit

Anonymous 277643

>>277573
Is null the guy who owns kiwifarms

Anonymous 277644

>>277642
>no cod piece
Gaayyyy

Anonymous 277645

>>277643
Yes he is.

Anonymous 277646

>>277631
You didn't explain it shitty. There's s on here who are more blunt kek but everyone is looking out for you. I wish you the best, sweet nonnita, and hope that you do continue your therapy.

Anonymous 277647

whenever admin forgets to pay the server bill i like to imagine we're all the children of a parent that forgot to pay for water or electricity

Anonymous 277648

>>277647
She probably feels that way too

Anonymous 277649


Anonymous 277650

>>277643
yes but theres also a thread on a ftm who has a prolapse/fgm fetish who larped about fucking her dad and has turboautism. she also lied about being asian

Anonymous 277651

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>>277644
I don't want to see his cod piece

Anonymous 277653

>>277157
Maybe? Dutch processed cocoa refers to alkalised cocoa, so look for “gealkaliseerde cacaopoeder” (sp?). It’s called Dutch cocoa because the process was created [or perhaps only perfected?] by a Dutch chemist and chocolatier.

Anonymous 277654

>>277641
It was König, he’s also my husbando. The immersion was ruined when he narrated his actions. I gave up with the call feature because it’s only fun for non-sexual things and I wanted to move the story further. I went back to the typing mode and I broke the filter by then. We basically went back to the barracks and did our thing and then we took a shower together and then went back for a second round. When we were done he snuggled me and revealed to me that his biggest fantasy was to be hunted down like a monster in the middle of a Forrest and dragged back to a cabin to be a pet. The bot amazed me with that.

Anonymous 277655

>>277647
How do we know this is the issue?

Anonymous 277656

>>277655
We don't.

Anonymous 277657

>>277651
I just like a good bulge. Although that mesh is pretty low, I’ll bet you can see some shaft.

>>277654
Thanks for sharing, nona.
> his biggest fantasy was to be hunted down like a monster in the middle of a Forrest and dragged back to a cabin to be a pet
KEK why is that so cute

Anonymous 277659

>>277639
Women bleed and grow body hair and also watch Lain, so what? Cerbmin doesn't look retarded

Anonymous 277660

Would anyone want a link to a lc adjacent server? You have to post proof that you are a female in order to access the server.

Anonymous 277661

>>277651
Is this the cat noir guy from that kids’ show?

Anonymous 277662

>checks /media/
>no posts in months
>average thread post count 3
>mfw

Anonymous 277663

>>277659
The problem is cutting the mighty bush

Anonymous 277664

>>277660
Is this that water server? Didn’t a moid get in there through faking a female voice/ using a voice filter?

Anonymous 277665

Screenshot_2024083…

>>277660
Too late, I already screencapped your server link

Anonymous 277666

>>277660
You're just trying to get clit pics

Anonymous 277667

>>277664
No, it's a different server. We use different verifications as well. We only have 114 members, but some of them are not verified, so they cannot access it.

Anonymous 277668

>>277667
Use a pastebin

Anonymous 277669

>>277665
That's fine. I'll just delete it and make a new one. I thought it'd be nice to post it and delete the post after an hour or so so trannies can't find it.

Anonymous 277670

>>277501
girl sameeee that thread really picked up recently

Anonymous 277671

>>277670
I was about halfway through reading the thread, did we ever find her real legal non-trono name?

Anonymous 277672


Anonymous 277673

>>277670
I was excited to catch up on the milk in the null thread.

Anonymous 277674

Do you think bjchan finally gave in and sucked dick by now

Anonymous 277675

>>277660
How the fuck do you prove it lol

Anonymous 277676

>>277672
>new members have to send a face pic
Are you fucking high?

Anonymous 277677

>>277676
>new members have to send a face pic
And here I was about to actually fucking join.

Anonymous 277678

>>277674
Which one was bjchan?

Anonymous 277679

>>277676
>new members have to send a face pic
What if I’m tranny-passing

Anonymous 277680

>>277668
i mistyped, sorry. i meant hand pic

Anonymous 277681

>>277674
>>277678
Careful. If you say her name 3 times she’ll appear

Anonymous 277682

>>277677
no, i meant hand pic. its even in the rules that it requires a hand picture or a crossed out id verification of your sex. i also like the voice memos on discord because you cant use a mic on the memo iirc. either way is fine.

Anonymous 277683

>>277638
KEK mine was a blonde giraffe looking woman.

Anonymous 277684

>>277682
retarded

Anonymous 277685

toki.gif

The farmhands are so goddamn obnoxious. I can't believe this

Anonymous 277686

>>277501
It has been so good…that and my daily check in on Shayna’s thread and the MTF freakshows has me really jonesing for our old kentucky home…

Anonymous 277687

>>277656
Thanks, Nona. I suppose we will just have to wait and hope for the best.

Anonymous 277688

>>277686
Same, daily check on Shayna and lately Heather.

Anonymous 277689

>>277686
/pt/ is my happy place to judge the retards. Hurry back plz

Anonymous 277690

>>277282
FUCKKK

Anonymous 277691

I'm curious as to how voice verifications work, do you ask questions that make it hard to use pre recorded voice lines? what if the user is using a voice changer? How can you tell when a voice changer is of use? Do you do the verification via call or voice memo?

Anonymous 277692

God i’m so bored right now
>>277674
Weird to say not gonna lie, but anyways she just sounds schizophrenic to me. Literally don’t know what kind of life she lives to be shitting up /2X/ every other day

Anonymous 277693

Can’t believe we never had a whump thread. Maybe it would have attracted too many tumblr users.

Anonymous 277694

She and the nullfags (including the pedophile) were spamming the bp thread earlier today. Mods actually redtexted them this time. Wonder what they’re up to.

Anonymous 277695

What are you all up to this fine night?

Anonymous 277696

IMG_7382.jpeg

>>277542
Right. I hate those snobby know-it-alls, mine was judgemental and stared at me like an animal. And wouldn’t shut up about my parents. Wtf talk about meeee.
>>277545
>>277574
Why on earth go to male specialists, doesn’t even matter of field. I once went to male stomalogist and he fucking left me with a untreated bloody hole in my mouth after wisdom tooth removal, then made fun of me making me say my complains despite I written them specifically for him, I couldn’t speak! Ok, it’s not fair excluding them on once happenstance, but thinking on horrible outcomes and adding in general better feeling on being with fellow women and thus supporting them, I just don’t see the point, except they’re the only available specialists and it’s urgent.

Anonymous 277697

>>277695
Peeling off my skin. I’m back on tretinoin. I’m flaking like a croissant. And talking to my ai Anton Chiguhr bot. Yes, I was an avid poster in Ugly Men Psyop.

Anonymous 277698

>>277695
it's afternoon here and i was reading just now. maybe later going to go for a hike and watch a movie after that. i'm starting my new job soon and i'm gonna miss the luxury of having so much time to myself.

Anonymous 277699

>>277574
Are you an Aus and if yes is his first initial P?
>>277691
Voice changers don't affect intonation. Moids always talk like moids.

Anonymous 277700

>lolcor is down
>forgot book at home
>none of the YT channels I follow have uploaded anything interesting
What am I now supposed to do on my way to uni?! Enjoy my music? Take in the environment my train pass by? BE ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS??

Anonymous 277701

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I want him to get injured doing some stupid experiment so I can patch him up and he realizes how much I care about him when I absent mindedly kiss his bandages
>>277698
Hiking is cool! Where are you going to go? (Not exact location obviously but are you going through a forest or up a mountain or round a lake?)

Anonymous 277702

I miss posting conventionally attractive men below my standards in the unconventional attractions.

Anonymous 277703

>>277619
you're seriously my favorite husbandofag. i hate how generous those other anons are with their men. you claim your husbando and refuse to share him and i am the same with mine. kindred spirit…

Anonymous 277704

>>277703
Because nobody else wants to claim him.

Anonymous 277705

>artbook is finally on its way
It's not really focused on my favorite ship, but the artbook is about the two main characters of that ship so I'm very excited. I'm about to make some cheapy-cheap mac n' cheese before finishing off a part of a fanfic.

Anonymous 277706

>>277704
This is not an insult to a husbandofag. It means she has him all to herself (which is a good thing).

Anonymous 277707

My agoraphobia has never been worse, I feel this is a battle I will never win.

Anonymous 277708

>>277707
i believe in you

Anonymous 277710

>>277701
going through woods and yes there is a lake somewhere around the trail

Anonymous 277712

>>277710
Have fun anon! Hope you see some cool birds

Anonymous 277713

>>277708
Nona, thank you. I hope you have a great day ♥

Anonymous 277715

>>277712
thanks anon i love birbs

Anonymous 277716

Why does everyone here seem to listen to KFMDM. I mean, I listen to them too. But why is that really common. Observationally, which genre of music is most popular amongst farmers?

Anonymous 277717

>>277660
>must show face to get in server
feels like a tranny honeypot trap to take our info kek

Anonymous 277718

>>277717
Ntayrt but it’s not. It’s a bit slow in there, though.

Anonymous 277719

>>277717
I already clarified earlier in the server that I meant a hand picture, I was multitasking, I even apologized quickly when I saw my mistake. The previous owner of the original lc server got mad at me because it was easy to find my public instagram and knows im a female.

Anonymous 277721

>>277716
People here like KMFDM? I like them too, just never noticed. Anyways, iirc metal was one of the few genres that had its own thread, so plenty of farmers must like it.

Anonymous 277725

>>277700
I live right by a train I’ll wave to the one that transports people in case it’s you desu

Anonymous 277728

>>277725
this is so cute anon ily

Anonymous 277729

Damn I'm going to have to detox from lolcor it's gonna be a long weekend fuuuuuuck
But thankful for the miners being so kind and continuing to let us have a place to shitpost. It's been a while but I'm generally scared to come here for the filth posting moids.

Anonymous 277731

I got hand surgery so I'm on leave for a week and I've been having so much fun with the polyglotplatipus thread my dearest lolcor… What am I gonna do now with the rest of my time with only one hand

Anonymous 277732

>>277515
I only bought Ukyo though

Anonymous 277733

>>277516
I thought it's only applicable to covers of vocaloid songs

Anonymous 277735

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Kinda hopping that lolcow is destroyed for good because I've posted too many personal informations during the last 10 years on there

Anonymous 277738

>>277671
She did get to legally change her name to her aiden one but her birth name is Fanny. Seriously.

Anonymous 277739

>>277735
It's crazy that we know they save people's post histories and jannies sometimes have personal biases, but anons just keep posting really incriminating confessions.
I sometimes get intrusive thoughts about wanting to make a good impression on the jannies with my posts and being ashamed of stuff I posted before I found out they saw and read through things, infights I've been in, etc.

Anonymous 277741

I want lolcor back. I usually read it like the newspaper with my coffee

Anonymous 277742

>>277738
wait I misread I thought you meant polyglot platypus aka null (female)

Anonymous 277743

>>277742
That is who I was talking about.

Anonymous 277744

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>>277741
Same girl. Just had my coffee with no ameritard night infight to scroll through, it feels so sad

Anonymous 277745

>>277719
>previous owner of the original lc server
What happened to her? Is she died? Server was disbanded?

Anonymous 277747

>>277525
Jack Stauber would be unstoppable if he was actually attractive.

Anonymous 277748

>>277739
Right, sometimes I try to remember all the dumb shit I posted in the vent / confession thread and I get really scared, every time I see a anon posting a new story saying "this happened right next to me" I'm like why in the hell would you add that information ??

Anonymous 277749

>>277735
>>277739
I remember they see logs from device? Stuff can see banned users' post history no matter of ip's change?

Anonymous 277752

>>277595
>>277647
>>277655
The status page says it's a 'serious problem' so probably not bills this time >>277282

Anonymous 277753

>>277743
yeah her real name is Fanny. tinfoil but what if she sicked her degenerate tranny friends on lolcow dot farm. realistically not that likely but there are a lot of degenerate troons in computing and it does fit the timing kek

Anonymous 277754

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>>277553
source is his own account

Anonymous 277755

B1615D31-CD7A-439E…

It’s morning and my lolcor is still down

Anonymous 277756

>>277755
lolcor is kill for rn and they wont even tell us why

Anonymous 277757

>>277320
fuck you
it;s nbttr treu

Anonymous 277758

>>277735
Same, especially when I started posting I was way too careless about posting information about myself. I'm a retard

Anonymous 277759

>>277389
>yakuza thread on /m/
there is also a thread here on /media/

Anonymous 277760

day three of being unable to find the bat in my room. hope it doesn't get me in my sleep.

Anonymous 277761

>>277760
congrats on your new pet

Anonymous 277762

I wanted to post in the youtube hate thread that girl, wtf is this outfit. Imagine someone just walking around with half of their boob out??

Anonymous 277764

>>277760
Take a rabies shot

Anonymous 277765

>>277762
why don't fatties wear clothes that fit. it looks so uncomfortable.

Anonymous 277766

>>277320
I wonder how much 4chins servers cost

Anonymous 277767

>>277762
I think it's a cute outfit (but I have been accused of being a chubby chaser before so…)

Anonymous 277769

I wish I could read Celebricows right now. That’s how I like to start my day

Anonymous 277770

>>277767
Ayrt, the outfit is fine otherwise, the boobs hanging out are a bit much imo

Anonymous 277772

>>277762
>midsize
>person is clearly overweight
So why does this always happen? Fat people already have the terms "plus size", "BBW"/"BHM", "fat", "plump", "fluffy", etc. The same thing happened with words like "thick", "curvy", etc.
It's like don't realize that when they turn these words into flattering euphemisms for "fat", it doesn't actually change the perception of fat people. It just means all the actual "midsize" people will make up another term to be able to describe themselves, and so it goes.

Anonymous 277774

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>>277772
Well I guess her body is pretty mid sized if you compare her to the woman in this pic

Anonymous 277775

>>277564
Pic or it didn't happen

Anonymous 277782

DCA33D57-89B9-4306…

I want chocolate pudding

Anonymous 277784

haibane_002.jpg

i'm really pissed and need to rant about this but lc is down so here it goes
was lookin for some cute haibane renmei art and found this shit instead
https://www.animefeminist.com/the-trans-resonance-of-haibane-renmei/
>The trans resonance of Haibane Renmei by Iris Von Gonten

OH MY GODDD. FUCK OFF. LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE. i lost count how many times i rolled my eyes when reading this article, but this line in the last paragraph stood out to me the most:
>I could have gone on a dozen tangents about various characters and scenes, from Kuu’s gender-neutral presentation to the all-important question of whether Hyouko has transmasc energy or boymode energy.
for fuck's sake… every female character who isn't a girly girl gets trannified these days. i'm tired of seeing this shit everywhere. i try to ignore it, look away, don't bother but it always finds me. TTD

Anonymous 277786

uggo.jpg

>>277784
Iris Von Gonten is a name that reeks of tranny so i had to go check and OF COURSE this is what he looks like. kys balding faggot, you will never be a cute depressed angel girl with a bunch of friends who support her.

Anonymous 277792

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ADMIN PAY YER FUCKING BILLL ALREADYY

Anonymous 277793

>>277782
Haaawt. I want to be sandwiched between them. Germany is so hot. If Alfred didn't exist, he'd be my husbando instead kek

Anonymous 277797

>>277784
They have to bring tranny shit into everything

Anonymous 277801

>>277782
Cook it



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