/b/ - Random

plot twist: op doesn't know who is the daddy

>>315487
stop fucking your farther

>>315504
my dad is 100% biological but that doesn't prevent him from acting like he hates me

>>315357
Cut off all relations to both and forget them

have you ever tried asking him directly

Dad regrets he didn't use condom that night

“…words have been all my life, all my life–this need is like the Spider's need who carries before her a huge Burden of Silk which she must spin out–the silk is her life, her home, her safety–her food and drink too–and if it is attacked or pulled down, why, what can she do but make more, spin afresh, design anew….”

“Think of this - that the writer wrote alone, and the reader read alone, and they were alone with each other.”

>>325720
I sense a profound implication in that one, something about fiction and reality being interdependent, something about life becoming an abstraction, idk.

Franck Muller makes some weird watches, this one has the numbers all wrong but the hands actually follow the numbers correctly even if they aren't in order. I was considering buying a replica but, although they are much more affordable than originals,they are expensive as well (around 200€). So I will buy another Casio for 30€ when my current one gets broken.

>>330121
I was a miner before I was a farmer, but this place is not what it used to be… I wish we could go back to the way we were

>>330078
Adachi is made for big dojima cock though

thank the cow goddesses lolcow is back online i almost started mining

>>330123
>what did i miss? why are they called the “yeast baiter”

yeah some dumbass while lolcow was down for like 4-5 hours was samefagging both crystalcafe and witchchan with pure ai slop
bestiality shit (monkeys with human pussies), yeast infection closeups, boils and cuts on tits, the whole nasty catalog. she was deliberately trying to spark board wars and it actually worked on witchboard for a bit, they started infighting over it even though people here called the samefag out like 4-5 times already. kept baiting with saying they were posting anime lewds and got some of us with it, when you opened the pic it would start with some hot guy then hardcut into a collage of the most inhuman yeast infections you’ve ever seen. that’s the entire “yeast” lore. just one bored yeast-obsessed samefag hopping boards to farm drama. personally think naming them was a mistake, once you give these things a handle they double down 10x harder (see every shayna clifford thread since they gave a name to the AI troll baiter), but whatever, yeastbaiter it is I guess.

>>330128
and thus cc returned to tranquility

>>301194
i like seeing starlings, magpies and robins. my mom was lucky enough to spot a siskin the other day

>>301194
I'd like to learn more about my local area birds but I don't know where to start

>>325713
I've had literally the exact same thought before. I've heard local field guides can help a lot but I haven't put any serious effort into finding some just yet

>>325716
Yeah, a local field guide sounds like a good idea. I could ask a cousin of mine to give me some basic tips on birdwatching, she's always been interested on that and knows quite a bit. And maybe buy some second-hand binoculars. Otherwise I'll never get into that.

Ate some weird pancakes that had bacon and peanut butter on top. Yummy.

tampons scare me but i would try omium tampons

This reminds me that the Japanese actually use diapers for periods

Americans scream swimming pools must be banned or everyone will die.

Well said.

Too many Americans think that they are prepped because they have 12 cans of pears, a box of ammo, and a rifle.

You can't get too comfortable.

You need to have at least a two year supply of food and water, gold, thousands of bullets, and several guns stashed away today.

The collapse could happen this year or next year. You can feel it.

Take this seriously.

Pass the word.

If a guy tried to rob you, just knee him in the balls as hard as you can. It will be so painful and humiliating for him.

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

>>325943
No I’m a genius

>>325948
The minds eye specifically is real. But this specific op image sparked a bunch of bro science retarded hierarchy shit just like the npc inner dialogue meme.
Which is to say when I close my eyes I do see up to 5 with minds eye but up to 2 with my literal eyes.

If debt doesn't matter, why not just send every American a monthly check for $900 trillion?

>>329650
It's pretty much what's Obama did, but with less money. It was used to buy made in China crap and German cars and America must live with the debt.

Americans voluntarily buy coffee and then scream coffee must be banned.

why anime makes humans hate their bodies

>>329491
Real bodies have
>sweat
>hair
>pimples
>random dark spots
>wrinkles
>other things depending on the person

Americans say the answer to tyranny is surrender.

>>329496
>humans are real and cartoons are not
discover of the year.
This way of thinking is also how troons think they identify as women
>being a woman is when feminine or bimbo
it's the idealization of an abstract idea

Americans used to believe in free speech.

imagine how much happier he'd be if he stopped being a dick to everyone

>>329593
Poor granny gone mad from loneliness

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.