/b/ - Random

>>314354
How to get decent wfh job? It feels like all the low tier tech cert shit dried up.

>>314357
i never took certified IT work to be a wfh job, the only low-skill wfh jobs that haven’t gone the way of the jeet a decade ago are terrible-sounding sales jobs. like cold-calling all day for insurance companies

>>314357
I'm OP (the other response you got isn't me) I lucked into it, my CV is all over the place and my absolutely insane boss liked that I have a mix of experience with e-commerce and customer service with a focus on difficult clients (I worked for a covid vaccination hotline before and it was hell). I was applying to every bearable seeming wfh job listed on recruiting websites and heard back from a few but this one hired me on the spot during our first call.

It's an email/ticket job working for a tech sales company where I do mostly internal communication between the CEO and repair centers or lawyers and tell him about updates and forward summaries of the cases to our lawyers and send some "we told you what we can do about it, if you don't want any of this then contact us through your lawyers you speak of" emails to customers. It's very flexible and relaxed and pays well. The only downside is my boss. He's a far right aggressive moid who fulfills every single stereotype of a dangerous scrote who will kill someone one day and his temper is extremely volatile and every call is 90% about his personal life and it's a small company with his wife being the HR so we're all at his mercy and whims. But I work 5 hours a day and effectively I only spend an hour of that really working. The rest of the time I dick around or sometimes go run errands.

>>314150
I wonder, what brits are talking about over supper. Are they discussing their country going down the drain or are they pretending it isn't happening?

>>314153
>supper
Wrong country.

>>314210
I'm not sure what you mean.

>>313848
> banished to a private home
plenty of old people in the uk who can't afford proper heating… but no, the actual pedophile gets to be "banished" to his own house. wtff

>>313848
oh no living on a monarchs estate is so humiliating haha I sure hope it never happens to me

>>314266
mine was completely off the internet for almost all of 2022 i was devastated

>>314265
Ok, maybe this isn't random enough to fit this thread, but there is someone I met online via a mutual friend and she shared her social media channels with me. We haven't chatted in almost a decade, but I still follow her online and read her blog posts and all every now and then. I'd like to talk to her again sometime, but she's too cool for me, I'm a failure and I don't feel like I'm good enough to talk to her. Typing that makes me feel like a creep, but it's not like I save her content or anything like that, I'm not super obsessed where I'd do anything harmful, I'm just really pathetic. And yeah, I have AvPD.

>>314284
Yeah I relate, anon boards are safer because you don't have to be like, a complete functional person and justify yourself

>>314284
>I have AvPD
I always read this as Alien versus Predator disorder

>>314312
lmao thank you, that cheers me up!

Creative moids, depends, but many are either degenerates or masquerade as whatever they're not (like sassy women for example) and it grosses me out. They're always the most vile pieces of shit, always congregating in a group full of shit-talking creeps, so I prefer interacting with female artists only. That J-named moid in Florida, in particular, should and need to sacrifice himself to an aligator for being a waste of oxygen to me specifically.

>>314145
not necessarily, many "artistic" people are just regular people, art and creative hobbies are broad and appeal to humanity on a wide spectrum. They may fall into depression when their shitty art degrees get them nowhere though

I have depression because I was chosen by the universe to create this art that everybody wishes they could but then they get angry and take it out on you because their lives are so wasted by the energy vampires that they try to take it out on me but I have advanced knowledge about their condition

>>314282
can i know the advanced knowledge

>>314158
>J-Named moid in florida
Who?

>>37098
Now idk if this counts, but…
I anonymously posted about my life on 4chan (forgot which board) back when I was struggling with depression. It was really just a short post about going outside and doing things to improve my life and feeling better and proud of how far I've come.
Someone screenshotted it and uploaded it to some other site. It made me really happy that I was able to inspire someone enough that they wanted to keep that post around. I was really surprised when I saw it, but it warmed my heart. I'm doing really well now in comparison to back then and I hope whoever screenshotted it is doing well too.

yes on unsentproject I searched my name and know it’s the moid i left posting about “wahwahwah i love you what did i do wrong” and bippies i stopped talking to wanting to talk to me again.

I made some ppl mad so generally if they write something it's not nice. I guess it's cool knowing I make people seethe that much.

people leave me strange messages that upset me that i only half understand and never fully know for sure who is sending what.

Yes I was posted on /cgl/, no they did not like my outfit. I was 19-20 but whatever

>>299567
>all my taxes are spent on letting politicians live a better life than I ever will, lining the pockets of billionaires, or war instead of making the country better
Isn't this every country? Sure, they try to improve some things every now and then, but lining their own pockets and rich lobbyists influencing decisions to keep wealth flowing up to them is always part of it, I'd reckon.
>i would rather bleed out in an alley than pay for an ambulance
I'm so glad I can call an ambulance for free if I need it. Doesn't your government care at all?
>europeans want to live in america
Do you get a high influx of Europeans wanting to live in the US vs people from the US wanting to live in a European country? I'd never want to live in a place like the US, it seems like a scary and dangerous place. Canada seems slightly more appealing, but that's still too far away from my home. If I were to move to another country, it'd be another European one.

>>314275
> Doesn't your government care at all?
obviously not lmao

>>301120
The pro is that America is cute and so is his accent.
Also, I've heard electronics are cheaper in the US and that the people there are friendly and outgoing. Like, many extroverts randomly striking up friendly conversations with strangers. As a lonely person, that seems nice.
The national parks are surely beautiful and interesting as well. Still, it seems like a more dangerous place compared to other nice countries I can visit. More dangerous animals and weather, police with bad reputations and even regular citizens with firearms and when you get hurt, medical care is expensive… I'm glad people in the US make a lot of videos, so I can learn about the place and its sights without having to go there.

>>314277
My condolences.

>>314175
Moderate drinking is the best.

>>314167
The first sip was great, but it was followed by a cloyingly pear taste that kind of overwhelmed me. It paired well with what I was eating. I can't decide if I like it or not but I'll probably buy it again.

Why's that I'm not interested in love and relationships unless I'm really drunk???

>>314233
Maybe your inhibitions or objections stem from a higher function part of the brain that shuts up when drunk

I had Jack and (diet) coke last night and it was so good. I can't remember the last time I had it because I usually avoid caffeine at night.

>>314255
>Morningstar
Well what did you expect, it's run by Lucifer.

>>314255
Source of your claims?
I've never heard of it. You could state this about any company.
Is this some sort of advertisement so people will google it?

What a cute dog.

>>144402
how adorable

>>144402
it’s fascinating to look at

>>87661
There's something about watching an animal drink water that pleases me to no end.

>>144402
soheil shahbazi did a lot of close up pics of spiders and they're all horrifying

>>314003
maybe but i haven't checked. i usually go by the timer on the board

>>314005
I don't see any timer, is there something the matter with my browser? (That said, if that screenshot was taken not too long before you posted it, then it is adjusted to my time zone.)

Fucking FINALLY.

(Of course he's deleting every single reply that says anything negative about him.)

>>314136
I'm an easy sell for altchan grudges, what'd he do exactly?

>>314143

See above. He's a pedophile AGP tranny gooner who single-handedly transformed Uboachan from an awesome Yume Nikki-themed imageboard into a pedotroon Discord server.