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Anonymous 323509[Reply]

What's your dream occupation? For me it's the ornamental hermit.

Anonymous 324754

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Me too, my encyclopedic knowledge of video game lore would actually have a function.



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Anonymous 324092[Reply]

How it feels buying weed and asking the dealer stuff (I was partially homeschooled and have autism)

Anonymous 324102

cute. i loved moral orel.

Anonymous 324753

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Im so glad i don't have to go to dealers anymore and can go to a dispensary. Sure it costs more but you know what you're getting and don't have to pretend to be the dealer's friend. Like yeah its cool that you got this new game console hooked up and have emulators running on it, but i just want my weed and go home and enjoy it without being in a stinky and oddly sticky sofa in a house that has not been cleaned since Obama was president…



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Older women? Anonymous 229976[Reply]

Any older women, like 35+ here?

Is pic related accurate? Is it just low value scrotes who cannot get women their own age. Or is it all men? Do you feel that men your age would date younger women if they could?
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Anonymous 321513

>318570
Family. You become eachother’s new mom and dad. Marriage is for comfort and stability, not sex. Men love their mothers, you are his new mother. He and you don’t have to have sexual “intrest” all your life, sex is repetitive and boring anyway. We love gardening together. Friends come and go, but family is forever.

>268551

Otome/Anime boys don’t give you money, they take away your money. Ikebukuro, home to Otome Road, is a red light district (second only to Kabukicho) where many fujos and yumes end up prostituting themselves to pay for their habit.

>268819

You are sick, and you’re encouraging these bad men’s sickness as well. You sound like the crazy Koreans I learned about in this thread.

Anonymous 321514

>>321513
* didn’t link properly sorry

>>318570
>>268551
>>268819

Anonymous 323418

>>321513
>you are his new mother.
Bretty sure im his wife
>you don't have to have sex
Men don't see it that way. They are biologically programmed to spread their seed. If they don't find you attractive, they have no reason to stay.
Marriage is basically a form of reverse cuckolding. Men impregnate you in your 20's, then lose intrest and start wanting a replacement at around 30-40 while you wasted your youth on a man who left you

Anonymous 323445

>>303167
Western and heavily westernized countries like Japan and South Korea are literally the only places in the world where arranged marriage, including child marriage, isn't widely practiced today

Anonymous 324750

Wow.

Americans say North Korea is a huge success.



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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias

>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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Anonymous 318918

>>318917
>Tamers12345
based. I should do a rewatch binge on his sonic underground videos

Anonymous 319000

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>Contact

[email protected]
>Age

Early 20s
>Preferred age range for friends

20-30, for the right kinda person I’d go higher
>Hobbies & Interests 

I love music, I listen to a lot of music and I listen to many different genres. My favorite right now is probably 60’s pop like Lesley Gore, Chantal Goya, Dusty Springfield. I also love 80s-90s alt pop/rock like Elliott Smith, Weezer, PJ Harvey, etc. I’m not super picky though and I can talk about many different kinds of genres. 

I would describe myself as a cinephile even though I haven’t been watching a whole lot of super underground movies. My favorite movie right now is Autumn Sonata by Bergman.
I also love watching shows and anime; I think my favorite anime right now is Steins;Gate. I have kind of a plebeian taste in shows and anime though so don’t get mad that I only know surface level shows (:<

I also love cooking and baking, working out/taking long walks, chess (but I suck), fashion and makeup, reading, writing my own poems/short stories and painting/drawing. 

I’m not super picky with someone having the same interests though, I like learning about new things so someone not being 100% like me is just a plus.
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
My time zone is CET! (If you’re Scandi too: Hej! Mejla mig!)

Boundaries: no moids or trannies, please I don’t like feeling tricked and I want actual female friends. No one looking for more than friendship also.
Not looking for anything super specific, just another terminally online woman to hang out with/talk to and maybe watch shows together and stuff like that. I'm really introverted and lonely so I do better over text which is why I'd like to mail first.
I also type a lot so if you don't like long mails and text walls then you probably won't like talking to me.

Anonymous 319349

>>225196
>>319000
>>319000
>>319000
Do you have a discord?

Anonymous 319353

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>Name/Alias
Lecheza
>Age
25+
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
I love gaming, crafting, and discussing weird news and current events. Currently, I am making a lot of resin jewelry. I also like to get crunk and sing karaoke in VRC. My taste in music is very broad from Brendon Small to Sabrina Carpenter. I want more gal pals because I moved across the country and I am stuck inside a lot.
I like playing repo, lethal company, baldurs gate, nightreign, elden ring, and misery.
>Social Media accounts
ladylechuza
>Any other relevant details
Please only gals. I also will require possible friends to play VRC with me to make sure you aren't a gross male. I have plenty of male friends. I want ppl I can talk to about the hidden intricacies of aching boobs and monthly visitors.

Anonymous 324747

that's it I don't care anymore add me if you want to play videogames
discord: yetzer



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Street Safety thread Anonymous 324486[Reply]

Have you or anyone you know ever been mugged? Or maybe street scammed/pickpocketed? Share tips and tricks to avoid being victimized.
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Anonymous 324504

Muggers Share Tips on Protecting Yourself From Robberies

Anonymous 324554

Lowkey there was this one video about pickpocket tactics and one of them was pretending to be drunk and hugging a stranger. It kinda happened to me when some dude in my dorm randomly hugged me. I don't remember anything going missing but it feels kinda bad I wasn't suspicious enough.

Anonymous 324742

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.

Anonymous 324744

I had a guy get shifty after I already gave him $10 (because he asked and I thought he needed groceries). He tried to get me to look down (old tactic of getting you to look at your watch or shoes). I'm not sure if the plan was to take the entire wallet, pull a weapon or take the car keys… I just backed up while watching him until I got into my car and left. I don't take money or cellphones out at the request of strangers anymore.

Anonymous 324745

Well said.

Too many Americans think that they are prepped because they have 12 cans of pears, a box of ammo, and a rifle.

You can't get too comfortable.

You need to have at least a two year supply of food and water, gold, thousands of bullets, and several guns stashed away today.

The collapse could happen this year or next year. You can feel it.

Take this seriously.

Pass the word.



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Language Learning Anonymous 256547[Reply]

Any nonas learning languages? I'm learning Latin right now.
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Anonymous 323526

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Newborns can distinguish the sounds of every language on Earth, about 600 consonants and 200 vowels, but by their first birthday, their brain has already filtered out sounds not used in their native language, making foreign accents almost inevitable for adult learners.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC166444/
>In two studies, we investigate the necessary and sufficient conditions for reversing this decline in foreign-language phonetic perception

Anonymous 324110

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feiku nyuusu

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Anonymous 324564

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Duolingo gave me free super for 3 days and the Lilly videocalls are actually way more useful than I thought

Anonymous 324739

Those who say that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget are liars.



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Does anybody remember the nona that was obsessed with Jim Carey? Anonymous 324632[Reply]

She would constantly make sperg posts about him and even made like a 200+ page PDF document about exposing him. Honestly I feel like a lot of what she was saying was true. Her posts got me to look up Jim Carey and read more about his controversies. I was shocked to find out about his ex gf killing herself because of the emotional distress she got from their relationship (never mind the fact that he gave her STDs and hid them from her). Even if she had a lot of far fetched theories about him, I felt bad about how a lot of people were shitting on her since she didn't seem too mentally well. I haven't seen her post on here or lc in a while and wonder if anyone else remembers her

Anonymous 324633

All I know is that there's another thread on her
>>>/x/11909

Anonymous 324725

i want to hear more from women with overpowering obsessions



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Pinkpill thread Anonymous 314617[Reply]

male hate/men hate/moid hate thread
The old one >>117636 is locked, so I made a new one.
pic related, a moid creature feigning self awareness
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Anonymous 324623

Americans say that collapse is just fine because other countries other collapsing.

Anonymous 324680

Living in a police state is bad, but you might feel even more hopeless when you must do a biometric eye scan to enter your apartment building and scan your fingerprints when you clock in at work.

Anonymous 324690

No one under 45 years old will ever know what freedom was and almost everyone under 55 will live to see the end of the USA.

Anonymous 324693

>>324690
>No one under 45 years old will ever know what freedom was
A joke?

>almost everyone under 55 will live to see the end of the USA.

And that's a good thing

Anonymous 324720

Now that the US is a police state, every American should expect to be arrested at some point.



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 324609

>>324608
where's that

Anonymous 324714

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Hmm…
Does anyone use Tiktok? I wonder what comes up when you search CC

Anonymous 324718

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.

Anonymous 324719

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.



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Anonymous 315273[Reply]

I think moids should boil their balls (just an opinion no hate please)
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Anonymous 315298

>>315296
my name is Ann nice to meet you

Anonymous 315306

Peel em boil em mash em

Anonymous 315392

I will try this on my moid today thanks nona

Anonymous 315410

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Anonymous 324711

based



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