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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 335182

>>335181
They're whiter than his shirt good lord

Anonymous 335199

>>334859
Sam Levinson has been using her as one of his actresses to pander to pedos in Euphoria for years, coincidence?
>>334840
Why would you have voted Trump in 2016 and 2020 and 2024
>>334504
Israel is bad and so are Nazis. Ed's music is mediocre anyways so no loss for me

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Anonymous 335534

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"I was one of the child victims of Donald Trump”:

Dr. Larissa Portnoff accuses Trump of allegedly targeting her as a child from 8 to 16 years old.

https://www.soapcentral.com/entertainment/news-i-one-child-victims-donald-trump-dr-larissa-portnoff-accuses-trump-allegedly-targeting-child-now-viral-video

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DfIWTchSz0j/

Anonymous 335684

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Bye bye MAGA

>Trump said he'd become Israeli prime minister 'I'm at 99% approval rating in Israel, can you believe it? In fact, if people ever get tired of me in the U.S., I'll move to Israel, become prime minister'

>Filling up the tank is breaking the bank
>The truck drivers who keep the country going are completely struggling
>Many 2016 and 2024 votes have regretted their vote
>Takes credit for production of vaccines during the COVID-19 pandemic
>Melanija Knavs was a model who was likely trafficked through Epstein and his close "pals" such as Jean-Luc Brunel, and Paolo Zampolli.
>Trump targets children from 8 to 16 years old
>Best friends with Jeffrey Epstein
>Putin and Netanyahu's puppy dog
>Trump converted to Judaism and pushed his daughters to convert to Judaism
>MAGA Americans unironically have a civic duty to protect and serve Israel
>Marco Rubio, Scott Bessent, Pete Hegseth, Howard Lutnick, all pedos
>"Draining the swamp", Trump literally is the swamp
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Root Canal Anonymous 335616[Reply]

I had a root canal today. AMA
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Anonymous 335660

>>335648
>>335657
Witchan.org

Anonymous 335668

>>335652
No it doesn't
It's an AMA, the place it fits is reddit.com

Anonymous 335672

>>335668
No fun allowed lolcow mod mad they can’t delete the thread again

Anonymous 335679

>>335651
why tho

Anonymous 335683

update: I have to go to an emergency dentist tomorrow because they didn't fill it right



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I cant stop farting because i ate beans for 2 days Anonymous 335418[Reply]

And now i feel like i have gaseous butt cancer

they were such delicious southern beans though the best kind
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Anonymous 335617

counterintuitively, more beans will reduce chances of butt cancer and adjust your microbiome to reduce gas when you eat them in the future. best poops of my life happened from regularly eating beans. keep em coming, queen.

Anonymous 335618

They go away the more you eat them
t. ex vegan

Anonymous 335626

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>>335617
WELCOME WORLD TO THE BEANS IN MY ASS

Anonymous 335681

>>335626
This is just what i needed thank you

Anonymous 335682

Why did the give link little shota feet in the remake?



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Easy recipes thread Anonymous 256291[Reply]

Do you guys have any easy healthy recipes I can just make for food all week?

At this point I feel like I'm pretty good at cooking and general spice mixes for various cuisines, I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet.

Today I made a ton of burritos!
Use a pot if you want to make a lot:

1. Sautée one diced onion until browned
2. Add in diced tomato, cook a lil bit
2.5 Dump in cumin, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, spicy, tiny bit of nutmeg, lots of love
3. Add julienned peppers (I usually buy a ton of these frozen)
4. Add quartered zucchini slices, cauliflower, and mushrooms cut up into VERY SMALL pieces (I hate mushrooms and this makes things taste really savory)
5. Add two cans of beans! Also tofu! (Add in meat of choice if you'd like)
6. Let it cook for a bit, ADD CILANTRO, and then add into tortillas (I use low carb ones!)
7. Freeze, microwave when ready to eat. <33
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Anonymous 320718

Will be making inauthentic quesadillas tonight YEAAH

Anonymous 320723

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>>320718
Not bad… just need to fry the whole thing in a tortilla a bit
I kinda expected to make only 3 but had enough meat and veggies for 6

Anonymous 321219

Here’s a nice homemade faggots recipe for yall nonas

Anonymous 335641

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Easy recipe:
I ordered 2 pizzas last night and froze one in slices. Now I can have delivery pizza anytime I want without committing to a full pie and delivery fees. Follow for more lifehacks

Anonymous 335671

>>256291
This is the best damn thing you'll ever it in your god forsaken life

https://mykoreankitchen.com/korean-fried-chicken/

Today i made that sauce and just fried up a whole trout coated in that flour recipe (ginger, white pepper, salt)

So it was Korean Fried Trout

Ah lord god that sauce could solve all humanitys problems



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 335583

Lolcow is down yet again. Start the clock until the worst posters come here to ruin everything (though they seem to stick to WC and JC more lately since bunker threads were banned)

Anonymous 335623

>>335583
I’m surprised and also unsuprised that this is the onoy post about lolcor being down.

Anonymous 335642

>>335623
There was a shortlived bunker thread but it was full of the usual spam and was made by that retard who has to post that ugly unkempt scrote everywhere. I don't think it lasted an hour.

Anonymous 335658

>>335623
There was infighting with Rikka but that got deleted

Anonymous 335663

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>blue wave hits US midterms
>bunch of baiters in amerifag thread
Glowpost much



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Autismocel Anonymous 335327[Reply]

In 2025 there was an incel who would post his youtube channel here. His videos were him ranting about women and black people and whatever behind an anime catgirl vtuber model, I remember one thing he’d talk about a lot was wanting a german-american girlfriend which I found oddly specific. He became a niche celebrity among me and my friends and we would troll him but one day he deleted his channel and he never came back. Does anyone have any info on him? Genuinely curious.

Anonymous 335332

There are very few word combinations mroe revolting than "niche celebrity"

Anonymous 335590

I remember him and there was a troll thread about him semi-recently. I'm 99% sure he was associated with Rikkafag but Autismo seemed to hate Catholics meanwhile I'm pretty sure Rikka is one

Anonymous 335620

Discord friendfishers never succeed so most likely just gave up



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Anonymous 335561[Reply]

Dream husband, wallahi.
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Anonymous 335655

Mine too.

Anonymous 335656

>>335571
She's a TERF.

Anonymous 335678

My husband is ten years younger than me.

Anonymous 335687

>>335678
moid gtfo

Anonymous 335694

>>335687
I have XX chromosomes, tranny.



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Sonic Totem Anonymous 291658[Reply]

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Anonymous 335334

>>291658
will i get a commision soon?

Anonymous 335335

will i make money this weekend in a any shape or form

Anonymous 335337

Sonic, can I be the way I used to be?

Anonymous 335554

will janjans stop being retarded



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Anonymous 335360[Reply]

Everytime I see or hear about pokemon cards it's always adult men doing the goofiest looking shit imaginable like physically fighting over children's toys and using them as "investment".

Anonymous 335526

male greed ruins everything, what's new

Anonymous 335528

They're scalping and until recently a lot of them were making a decent amount of profit from it unfortunately.

I know someone who used to date a man that did this. I always told her he was a piece of shit for it but she never listened.

Anonymous 335533

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I really hate scalpers, I truly consider them a bunch of bastards who ruin people's hobbies because they don't want to work, but I also blame the people who buy from them—like, I'd rather go without than give money to that kind of scum

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335538

Moved to >>>/media/40194.



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Why does my cat only want outside after i sit down Anonymous 335445[Reply]

Anonymous 335446

>>335445
i wrapped her up like this today to sit next to me i hope we can get in sync now

Anonymous 335449

>>335445
Me when it's windy outside



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