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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 322655

>>322654
This is fake retard

Anonymous 323183

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

Anonymous 323185

>>323183
You don't want to save the bats? What an horrible person you must be.

Anonymous 324060

>>324058
Every damn time.

Anonymous 324074

Americans think living in a socialist police state is normal, but freedom is not some textbook theory.

There are still some Americans alive today who will tell you that freedom is better.


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Anonymous 318833[Reply]

Answer it
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Anonymous 318856

>>318833
i like that pic with the text

you got more of these?

Anonymous 318871

what the fuck does this even mean lmao

Anonymous 318876

>>318871
It means you're a virgin and when you start pitching about everything we can just write you off because you aren't even burdened by love

Anonymous 318877

>>318876
>implying you have to be in love to lose your virginity

Anonymous 324039

Americans scream that there must be a new law that outlaws punching firefighters, but isn't assault already illegal?


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Anonymous 323347[Reply]

If you could ressurect any 1 person to have them like a JoJo stand who would you rez

me: Bobby Fischer so he could create more gems like pic related

Anonymous 324036

I can't say his name.


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Lolcow Bunker #40 Anonymous 323983[Reply]

wilderness and relic edition
prev >>316443
If someone beats me to it, I guess I'll delete this thread.
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Anonymous 324031

Its back!

Anonymous 324032

word on the street is that it's gonna be down for 1+ week

Anonymous 324033

>>324031
>>324032
The duality of anons

Anonymous 324035

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I woke up and lolcow is officially back for me.
>>324020
I was going to check up on Dana when the site went down.

Anonymous 324041

>>323779
it's not her face retard lol


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Lolcow Bunker #39 Anonymous 316443[Reply]

previous thread >>294287
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Anonymous 323975

>>323971
I sometimes put a little cologne on the boyfriend pillow. I'd like to maybe rub a t-shirt or something on it of someone who smells nice but I'd have no idea how to ask for that. I do a similar thing where I leave a top with my dogs when I'm out late so they don't get anxious so I'm starting to feel this might be deranged.

Anonymous 323977

>>323974
Fighting feels boring and most feats are inconsistent so it gets real annoying. I'd like something like "who's the best JJK character to open a Subway with?". Each have their own variety of strengths for managing a business over punch harder

Anonymous 323978

>>323707
I like to do this with my husbandos but instead of a physical battle it's psychological. One of my husbandos mogs everyone else intellectually so hard it's not even funny.

>>323974
>Pro tip: if you do it with female characters that you can hero fantasy self insert into (as men do with their favorite male characters), it gets like 200 hundred percent more fun.
Awesome

Anonymous 323981

I thought lc being down would help me being more productive instead I am here now.

Anonymous 323982

>>323981
Same. brb killing myself


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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646[Reply]

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?
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Anonymous 318685

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>>318665
I have already seen this movie.

Anonymous 318716

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>>83646
>t.

Anonymous 318996

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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s 7pm national address: PM reveals fuel crisis response

“The months ahead may not be easy,’’ he said.

“I want to be upfront about that.

“I can promise we will do everything we can to protect Australia from the worst of it.”

Mr Albanese said the war in the Middle East had caused the biggest spike in petrol and diesel prices in history.

“Australia is not an active participant in this war. But all Australians are paying higher prices because of it,’’ he said.

“And the reality is, the economic shocks caused by this war will be with us for months.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg&pp=ygUIYWxiYW5lc2U%3D

Anonymous 319003

No aboriginal anons have been seen posting so far

Anonymous 323701

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Two boys have been expelled from a private school in Melbourne's east after an offensive dossier rating female students was uncovered.

Warning: This story contains offensive language and references to sexual violence.

The students at Yarra Valley Grammar, in Ringwood, were disciplined after staff discovered a screenshot of the spreadsheet, which used offensive terms and referenced sexual violence.

The spreadsheet used terms such as "wifeys" and "cuties" to describe female students and also used the term "unrapeable".

In a letter to parents on Tuesday morning, principal Mark Merry said the position of the students was "untenable" and they would not be returning to the school.


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Anonymous 314420[Reply]

What are your unpopular feminist opinions?
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Anonymous 323477

The reason why men are seen as "pussies" when the topic of male sa victims is brought up is a result of traditional masculinity (for lack of a better term) I remember when this story went around ab a young adult woman that slept with a bunch of teen boys was going around and controversy arose from it ab why "male victims aren't taken seriously" when it was the men themselves saying "OHHH I WISH I WAZ HIMM" (basically saying the victims were lucky). This is why male victims aren't seen in as much as a serious light bc of this boys don't cry perspective. They set up these expectations. (i could've worded it better but I'm drunk rn and maybe this is a bit sloppy idk, maybe you'll still get what i mean)

Anonymous 323611

>>321197
>Feminism has done absolutely nothing for most of us other than turn us into materialistic slaves.

Explain this?

Anonymous 323616

People who think black women are opressed because of their race and not because they're women are sexist. They look at us black women and only think that we are oppressed because we are black, not because we are women. They don’t see woman as an oppressed group and will never take women's issues seriously.
These same people will tell you a wealthy male of colour is more opressed than average white woman btw, or that non white trans "women" are more opressed by evil cis black terfs.

Anonymous 323627

>>323616
well we're oppressed because we're black and because we're women, one doesn't exclude the other and the source of the oppression matters. a good ol' boy will treat you far worse than he would treat a white woman, because you are BLACK. an i/ncel online will seethe at black and white and asian, whatever "f*ids" equally. the us government historically oppresses you on the basis of your skintone, not really because of your sexuality, remember that stuff like dei befitted white women most of all.
>These same people will tell you a wealthy male of colour is more opressed than average white woman btw
he technically is. wealthy black guys were being lynched too back in the day. a mid/lower class white woman IS safer in the us than a rich black guy (i am excluding celebrities and the few black male million/billionaires from this conversation)

Anonymous 323630

>>323627
>sexuality
i meant *sex


Anonymous 321425[Reply]

True crime? I prefer fake crime.

Anonymous 323478

this reminds me of this satire YouTube video about this guy slaughtering his family over family guy.

Anonymous 323527

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>>323480
Oh my god there's another one of these now
of course he also has an ongezellig pfp on tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbPFDQWlts


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Language Learning Anonymous 256547[Reply]

Any nonas learning languages? I'm learning Latin right now.
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Anonymous 323461

I think I agree with him too, somewhat. Tsugaru is not mutually intelligible with std Japanese.

So if someone speaks two Balkan languages, or Spanish and Portuguese, and is considered bilingual, why in the world is someone who's speaking Tsugaru and std Japanese isn't?

So yeah.

But one has to keep in mind that the language-dialect distinction is very recent and problematic as a dichotomy. "A language is a dialect with an army and a navy" something like this. So maybe abandoning this dichotomy would be preferable.

Anonymous 323502

I hated how chinese sounds for most of my life but these little pieces of shit are making me reconsider

Anonymous 323516

I should post my hellotalk on djt for shits and giggles
I don’t understand the point of djt on int.
If I wanted to yap about boring stuff in Japanese why wouldn’t I just go talk to natives

Anonymous 323517

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Kek

Anonymous 323526

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Newborns can distinguish the sounds of every language on Earth, about 600 consonants and 200 vowels, but by their first birthday, their brain has already filtered out sounds not used in their native language, making foreign accents almost inevitable for adult learners.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC166444/
>In two studies, we investigate the necessary and sufficient conditions for reversing this decline in foreign-language phonetic perception


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Anonymous 319207[Reply]

My dad wants me to start a food business with him. I'm a NEET, never been employed, and since I plan to get into the food industry in some way I've brought up the idea myself before, but it's always seemed like something out of my depth. As tempting as it is I think it's ultimately a bad idea. I seem to be putting far more thought than my dad is into the danger of ending up in my 30s saddled by the debt of a failed business in my 20s. He says all these things like "we won't fail if we plan ahead properly and make sure to be clever about it" and how he had a small company twenty years ago selling photographs to publishers, as if that's anything to do with the skills required to run a food company. He brushes off the idea of what we'll do if the business fails with "we just have to not fail in the first place".
It's annoying how I'm the one in the position of shutting down my 50 year old father's crazy overly-optimistic ideas, isn't that the opposite of how it usually goes?
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Anonymous 319731

You can try to convince him to put the idea on hold at least till the gas crisis and other problems stop for a while, because you need gas to cook unless you plan to use firewood or electricity.

Anonymous 323457

Americans scream tyranny is wonderful, but Americans are unable to explain why Cubans try to escape even though Cuba has gun control and free medical care.

Anonymous 323468

>>323457
>Cuba is tyrannical despite having gun control
i'm tired

Anonymous 323470

this is a bad idea, nona.
most restaurants go out of business in less than three years. that shit is HARD. you have to work a lot, you have to have a bunch of skills, and no, just because you know how to cook for yourself or your family doesnt mean you know how to cook fast, efficient and reliably for a bunch of people. very different skillset, plus the planning, the financial management and so on.

i have no idea why people always think restaurants are something easy to do. no one in their right mind would open a mechanical workshop without knowing their shit, or start carpentry or something. yet somehow people think having a restaurant is something you can just do?
>He brushes off the idea of what we'll do if the business fails with "we just have to not fail in the first place".
This man shouldnt handle money and you shouldnt get involved with that.

Anonymous 323482

It doesn't explain the motive of WHY she did it though


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