/b/ - Random

Cats are the best, firstly because they don't talk.

>>320554
I look like this cat by the way

they understand at least partially. theyre able to comprehend simple attachments

Cats absolutely know how we are feeling. I was suicidally depressed and crying last night and my kitty was headbutting and rubbing on me, just trying his best to get me to pet him because he knows that makes me feel better.

Today I was feeling really down and my cat brought me his favourite toy and we had a cuddle and then he insisted that we play (his toy is a thing on a string). I am 100% sure that they know. I love my cats so much, and I hope they know that I love them.

Tbh I am pretty sure all mammals who ever live in groups (litters, herds, etc) will know to some extent how you're feeling. We all have similar hormones and our brains aren't so different that we would experience eg anger or joy too differently.

>>318833
i like that pic with the text

you got more of these?

what the fuck does this even mean lmao

>>318871
It means you're a virgin and when you start pitching about everything we can just write you off because you aren't even burdened by love

Americans scream that there must be a new law that outlaws punching firefighters, but isn't assault already illegal?

I can't say his name.

idk whar a jojo stand is but hitler

>>323971
I sometimes put a little cologne on the boyfriend pillow. I'd like to maybe rub a t-shirt or something on it of someone who smells nice but I'd have no idea how to ask for that. I do a similar thing where I leave a top with my dogs when I'm out late so they don't get anxious so I'm starting to feel this might be deranged.

>>323974
Fighting feels boring and most feats are inconsistent so it gets real annoying. I'd like something like "who's the best JJK character to open a Subway with?". Each have their own variety of strengths for managing a business over punch harder

>>323707
I like to do this with my husbandos but instead of a physical battle it's psychological. One of my husbandos mogs everyone else intellectually so hard it's not even funny.

>>323974
>Pro tip: if you do it with female characters that you can hero fantasy self insert into (as men do with their favorite male characters), it gets like 200 hundred percent more fun.
Awesome

I thought lc being down would help me being more productive instead I am here now.

>>323981
Same. brb killing myself

>>318665
I have already seen this movie.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s 7pm national address: PM reveals fuel crisis response

“The months ahead may not be easy,’’ he said.

“I want to be upfront about that.

“I can promise we will do everything we can to protect Australia from the worst of it.”

Mr Albanese said the war in the Middle East had caused the biggest spike in petrol and diesel prices in history.

“Australia is not an active participant in this war. But all Australians are paying higher prices because of it,’’ he said.

“And the reality is, the economic shocks caused by this war will be with us for months.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg&pp=ygUIYWxiYW5lc2U%3D

No aboriginal anons have been seen posting so far

Two boys have been expelled from a private school in Melbourne's east after an offensive dossier rating female students was uncovered.

Warning: This story contains offensive language and references to sexual violence.

The students at Yarra Valley Grammar, in Ringwood, were disciplined after staff discovered a screenshot of the spreadsheet, which used offensive terms and referenced sexual violence.

The spreadsheet used terms such as "wifeys" and "cuties" to describe female students and also used the term "unrapeable".

In a letter to parents on Tuesday morning, principal Mark Merry said the position of the students was "untenable" and they would not be returning to the school.

this reminds me of this satire YouTube video about this guy slaughtering his family over family guy.

>>323480
Oh my god there's another one of these now
of course he also has an ongezellig pfp on tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbPFDQWlts

What a shitty 1st worlder country. France mogs indeed

>>322779
Don't be a racist, Nona. Men rape, please ignore that some populations rape 50 time more than others.

>>322902
It's funny because I'm half-English too so everyone expects me to be for open borders, etc.
Not to make fun of Autistic people, but I feel like I literally have to 'mask' my views on everything. It's exhausting lol

More of the same…

Americans say 20 million people were killed in the Soviet Union because tyranny keeps you safe.

60 ft underground vault!!!! These fucking miners drive me to drink

>>320175
how can you say such a thing

>>320176
diabolical1!!

>>320174
This happened one time to me when I broiled an old burger in the oven

>>320174
Looks fine to me

>>314079
>/x/
well, duh

get off my back, man.

Look at r/gangstalking for what a schizo post is not /x/

>>314051
self-diagnosis based on memes, the same mental disorder trannies have
the trend started on livejournal, migrated to tumblr where it blew up and now it's just everywhere because the current generation is so online
15 years ago the big fashion diagnoses were depression, anxiety and panic disorders, because it was the time of sad boy in flannel shirt music and that was the cool vibe, and millennials were convinced that to be a good person and worthy of love and sympathy you either had to have had something truly dreadful happen to you or have some kind of serious problem with a serious name
now it's the hyper-competitive terminally online zoomer era and schizo is trendy because of memes
and now everyone thinks that being different even in the slightest from the most basic of basic normies makes them schizo

>>314079
nothing about this indicates schizoposting, it may easily be just said person's prose. you guys are projecting your retardation onto everyone else

bumping- watch out ://

>>323266
I reported it and it's still up 7 hours later, i don't know if maybe the report did not go through

vp

eridan homestuck