/b/ - Random

Social media is how I stay in touch with so many old friends. I just wish there was just a way to disable the algo driven infinite scrolling feature on these apps, or even just comment sections. Everything is convergently evolving into TikTok it’s so retarfed

>>330248
Fuck yourself

>>330254
Suck your mom's dildo homo

I have a SECOND fake acct to agree with my other fake account LMAO

>>330238
Unplugging absolutely does work but you have to go cold turkey. Just stop paying your phone bill or get one of those non smart phones if you can. I feel amazing when I stop paying my phone bill for a month or two and just spend my time exercising, reading, cooking, and living life

Everyone who wishes guaranteed survival could simply press red, those who would press blue would be risking their lives for no reason whatsoever. Additionally I would hope that amount of blue button pressers does not reach 50% ,because that would grant the surviving population a benefit of filtering out people who increase suffering in the world by making shortsighted, emotional decisions. I think that pressing red would be a morally superior choice.

>>330282
You just chose to blow your own head off, how's that not a shortsighted, emotional decision?
Filtering those who only think about their shortsighted selfish benefit and not only do not see the bigger picture but also create problems for others for no good reason is the only morally superior choice.

>>330283
New rules just dropped. Now anyone who presses blue gets incurable diarrhea. And any future rule changing gives you cancer. GG

>>330286
Overruled, someone whose head got blown off can't set new rules up, gg, learn to accept the consequences of your immature red button pusher actions

>>330287
>implying i have only one head
GG

>>322779
Don't be a racist, Nona. Men rape, please ignore that some populations rape 50 time more than others.

>>322902
It's funny because I'm half-English too so everyone expects me to be for open borders, etc.
Not to make fun of Autistic people, but I feel like I literally have to 'mask' my views on everything. It's exhausting lol

More of the same…

Americans say 20 million people were killed in the Soviet Union because tyranny keeps you safe.

The boxcars won't even be needed because Americans are so enslaved now that Americans will drive themselves to the concentration camps.

>>329512
Is that you? I was playing a video game with 2 turkish characters. One was a young girl so I thought of you. I wanted you to explain some stuff they said. One of the characters called me efendim so what does that mean but also they used the phrase "who enters the turkish bath will sweat" and I have no idea what that means

>>329505
Latinas are just fetishized like asians, it has nothing to do with wokeness

Usage of "Safe-…." buzzwords is an immediate indicator of somebody being a fucking loser.

>>329505
I mean the exact same reasoning could be used to shit on a latina fetish since it's almost always portrayed in a situation where the latina is undocumented or desperate for work and willing to do anything. How could you shit on implied pedophilia with an asian fetish and ignore the blatant exploitation involved in the latina fetish? Race based fetishes always play off stereotypes. Not every Japanese woman is submissive and not every Latina is willing to do anything to not be deported.

Thread made by a RW moid probably.
Also there’s nothing safe about being horny
>>329497
Trve

plot twist: op doesn't know who is the daddy

>>315487
stop fucking your farther

>>315504
my dad is 100% biological but that doesn't prevent him from acting like he hates me

>>315357
Cut off all relations to both and forget them

have you ever tried asking him directly

Dad regrets he didn't use condom that night

“…words have been all my life, all my life–this need is like the Spider's need who carries before her a huge Burden of Silk which she must spin out–the silk is her life, her home, her safety–her food and drink too–and if it is attacked or pulled down, why, what can she do but make more, spin afresh, design anew….”

“Think of this - that the writer wrote alone, and the reader read alone, and they were alone with each other.”

>>325720
I sense a profound implication in that one, something about fiction and reality being interdependent, something about life becoming an abstraction, idk.

Franck Muller makes some weird watches, this one has the numbers all wrong but the hands actually follow the numbers correctly even if they aren't in order. I was considering buying a replica but, although they are much more affordable than originals,they are expensive as well (around 200€). So I will buy another Casio for 30€ when my current one gets broken.

>>330121
I was a miner before I was a farmer, but this place is not what it used to be… I wish we could go back to the way we were

>>330078
Adachi is made for big dojima cock though

thank the cow goddesses lolcow is back online i almost started mining

>>330123
>what did i miss? why are they called the “yeast baiter”

yeah some dumbass while lolcow was down for like 4-5 hours was samefagging both crystalcafe and witchchan with pure ai slop
bestiality shit (monkeys with human pussies), yeast infection closeups, boils and cuts on tits, the whole nasty catalog. she was deliberately trying to spark board wars and it actually worked on witchboard for a bit, they started infighting over it even though people here called the samefag out like 4-5 times already. kept baiting with saying they were posting anime lewds and got some of us with it, when you opened the pic it would start with some hot guy then hardcut into a collage of the most inhuman yeast infections you’ve ever seen. that’s the entire “yeast” lore. just one bored yeast-obsessed samefag hopping boards to farm drama. personally think naming them was a mistake, once you give these things a handle they double down 10x harder (see every shayna clifford thread since they gave a name to the AI troll baiter), but whatever, yeastbaiter it is I guess.

>>330128
and thus cc returned to tranquility

>>301194
i like seeing starlings, magpies and robins. my mom was lucky enough to spot a siskin the other day

>>301194
I'd like to learn more about my local area birds but I don't know where to start

>>325713
I've had literally the exact same thought before. I've heard local field guides can help a lot but I haven't put any serious effort into finding some just yet

>>325716
Yeah, a local field guide sounds like a good idea. I could ask a cousin of mine to give me some basic tips on birdwatching, she's always been interested on that and knows quite a bit. And maybe buy some second-hand binoculars. Otherwise I'll never get into that.

Ate some weird pancakes that had bacon and peanut butter on top. Yummy.

tampons scare me but i would try omium tampons

This reminds me that the Japanese actually use diapers for periods

Americans scream swimming pools must be banned or everyone will die.