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trans man, ex gf cheated on me Anonymous 07/10/26 (Fri) 11:58:54 PM326225 [Reply]

yeah basically. I fucking hate all these women larping as "lesbians" and "loyal". She was secretly craving cock and cheated on me with a man. All that time she made me believe I was all she ever wanted she was seeking male attention and validation behind my back. Ended up making me feel like shit, hurting my ego and self image. Things changed drastically for me after it happened, now I feel much more dysphoric and weird about my identity, although I look very decently masculine. Nothing is good enough.
When will this despair ever end. Can I ever be fucking satisfactory for a woman. It just gets to me now whenever a woman is drawn to my masculinity because guess who's masculine but with extra gadgets? a fucking CIS MALE, and i'll likely get cheated on with that when they realize it's a better deal.

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Anonymous 07/22/26 (Wed) 01:59:38 AM329439

you're not satisfactory because you're a mentally ill woman larping as a moid. duh! kek are you fucking special needs?

Anonymous 07/22/26 (Wed) 03:29:51 AM329440

Americans are absolutely retarded bootlickers now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say horses have nothing to do with transportation.

Americans think that there is no chance tyranny will increase in the future.

Anonymous 07/24/26 (Fri) 08:46:47 PM329602

>>326225
You have no right to claim that any woman is a larper or that you hate larpers, because you are a much bigger larper than any woman who does not pretend to be a moid

Anonymous 07/24/26 (Fri) 08:51:54 PM329604

I honestly have not read a single word of this post after seeing the title

Anonymous 07/25/26 (Sat) 02:32:42 AM329643

Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.

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joy Anonymous 06/02/24 (Sun) 08:38:04 PM272632 [Reply]

oh to be nothing but my essence, with no physical form
i just want to be appreciated for my knowledge and interests and not discredited by other attributes

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Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 09:02:37 PM325456

>>325455
Close, it's the other way around. Consciousness is a curse

Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 09:23:00 PM325461

>>325426
but then… what am i attached to… i wouldn't be this way… without my… fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Anonymous 07/22/26 (Wed) 08:11:39 AM329443

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Anonymous 07/22/26 (Wed) 11:35:37 PM329486

>>272632
Yup i want to be a spirit.

Anonymous 07/23/26 (Thu) 03:38:53 AM329489

Americans don't seem to understand that the USA is a police state.

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Anonymous 03/21/26 (Sat) 03:07:32 PM318754 [Reply]

Do you have any dumbass hypotheticals you like to think about

I know some rich people have huge ass properties and sometimes a lot of them. There's no way they're all perfectly surveiled all the time… So what if you managed to get into one of these and just squat. They're probably always more or less stocked, utilities paid for, and also you get some fun stealth playtime whenever the owners come over.

Or maybe one of those fallout shelters rich people supposedly have.

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Anonymous 07/09/26 (Thu) 11:03:53 AM326202

>>325170
The adults can not stand in it.

>>326187
Just build your house 2m above sea level and it will be a ruin before the sea reach it. Nobody will live long enough to see a difference.

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 11:10:29 AM329325

Americans seem to lack urgency now.

The US collapse is guaranteed.

All the lines have been crossed and all the doors have been closed.

There is no push back against the wars, debt, and tyranny and the globalists are going all the way.

The collapse could happen next week, next month, or in December.

Buy guns, ammo, gold, and food today and pass the word.

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 11:24:52 AM329326

>>329325
Gold and silver prices are dropping since february, reddit.

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 12:08:53 PM329327

>>329326
I'm glad I didn't buy precious metals. "muh inflation safe asset" my ass

Anonymous 07/21/26 (Tue) 02:15:51 AM329369

Libertarians must fight the whole world because everybody hates freedom.

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bored to death Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 06:46:37 PM329330 [Reply]

im sooooooooo bored. i play vidya but since i cant commit to it its not quite as enjoyable. what should i do? i cant travel because im dead broke.

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 07:00:23 PM329331

>>329330
pick up a real hobby, but from the looks of it everything is boring to you due to your social media induced ADHD. you are a lost cause, i am afraid.

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 07:51:30 PM329332

Learn a skill you can do at home that is applicable to you like cooking, writing, programming, etc
Additionally, you should unplug yourself from social media like the above sister says because the internet can fuck with dopamine receptors. Don't listen to her dooming though, you can always fix it, you just have to limit your exposure.

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KiwiFarms Hate/Bunker Thread Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 06:11:49 AM309913 [Reply]

Can we have a KiwiFarms hate thread since Lolcow refuses to allow one? The only other place to shittalk them is Onionfarms and I refuse to make an account there since it's basically KF's version of 8Chan

Why I've grown to start hating it despite previously using it
>Users are overly pissy over very mild shit
>Full of MAGA/Trumpie scrotes and pick-mes
>Degens and literal Nazis on the site
>Makes middle school tier tryhard edgy jokes about rape/murder/etc
>Site goes down and glitches a bunch
>Layout makes posting a hassle
>Using the site in a way that allows proper security is annoying
>Refuses to let you delete accounts
>Josh/Null is a weirdo
>Most threads are boring and overly long

Note: Thread may get raided/attract infighters and vendetta posters, report them if this happens

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Anonymous 02/25/26 (Wed) 10:10:57 AM318260

>>314378
What a fucking moid.

Anonymous 07/18/26 (Sat) 09:45:09 PM327638

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It's down again lol

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 06:19:11 AM329317

>>329316
>literal child pornographers
Who?

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 07:25:32 AM329319

Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 07:29:37 AM329320

[MTBB] Owarimonoga…

>>329317
I think it's called lolifox, I remember it was a regular loli site and then there was a secret way to access the CP side, and basically they're the people who go around spamming CP on all the imageboards.
I've never clicked the links I assume maybe they might make some money from it. But probably they just do it because they're mentally ill.

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Everything is a psyop ran by bots and no one cares Anonymous 07/19/26 (Sun) 10:37:08 PM328453 [Reply]

Im so sick of all these clear psyops everywhere and no one questioning anything and just accepting it all because its easier to think everyone different than you in any miniscule way is the enemy instead of just calling out glowie bs

Anonymous 07/20/26 (Mon) 12:30:21 AM328780

exaaaactly

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Warning Thread Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 10:21:39 PM312473 [Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling

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Anonymous 04/07/26 (Tue) 05:12:32 AM319090

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Damn it!

Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 08:42:00 AM320041

Radfem fujos spamming irl gore don't scroll

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 04:54:04 AM320180

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Anonymous 07/16/26 (Thu) 12:52:10 AM327129

Appall Ed.webp

There's a CSEM thread like three threads below this one

Anonymous 07/19/26 (Sun) 09:56:02 PM328379

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There's a shitton of gore and some nudes in the current Lolcow bunker thread

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help Anonymous 07/06/26 (Mon) 09:57:04 PM325753 [Reply]

hypothetically how would someone get her hypothetical bf to do this with her?
asking for a friend

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Anonymous 07/08/26 (Wed) 09:36:57 PM326129

>>325753
If the guy wasn't still clothed, then he wouldn't be off camera.

Anonymous 07/18/26 (Sat) 10:46:11 AM327631

>>325770
He’s nude because he just took all his clothes off

Anonymous 07/18/26 (Sat) 07:49:41 PM327636

>>327631
>boyfriend, can you take off your clothes?
>ok
it's that easy

Anonymous 07/18/26 (Sat) 09:43:00 PM327637

>>325753
There's no sound in the video and also they're definitely not actually getting naked in the middle of the street and holding the camera a couple inches away from flashing their bfs cock and balls and then posting it on TikTok

>>325770
I think they mean get naked in public and put the clothes down while they take a video

Anonymous 07/19/26 (Sun) 12:23:36 PM327658

Americans hate freedom with a passion.

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Chicken tendies appreciation thread. Anonymous 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:03:24 PM17672 [Reply]

Post em, girls.

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Anonymous 11/15/18 (Thu) 07:57:20 AM26452

>>26451
if that's the case, then Hail Satan

Anonymous 11/15/18 (Thu) 06:40:10 PM26481

gib

Anonymous 07/12/26 (Sun) 08:47:02 AM326271

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Chicken tenders taste like sin, too delicious. I feel guilt towards chickens, i try telling myself: "chickens used to be dinosaurs, they're not that innocent". But the guilt only grows stronger, so i take to alcohol like some flagellant.

Anonymous 07/12/26 (Sun) 08:48:15 AM326272

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Anonymous 07/12/26 (Sun) 12:41:24 PM326287

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>>17672
Chicken Kyiv better.

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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 04:16:16 AM317879 [Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?

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Anonymous 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:30:34 AM325691

>>325683
ANSWER ME

Anonymous 07/04/26 (Sat) 02:46:25 PM325699

>>325691
Smart people are the opposite of a hivemind, so you'll just have put in the extra effort to know your gift recipient close enough as an individual to really know what to get them.
Also consider alternatives to giving gifts, like spending quality time together, offering compliments and encouragement, acts of service to ease their burdens or showing affection through physical activities like holding hands.

Anonymous 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:06:11 PM325700

>>325699
I'll find a smart person and gift them 2 hugs, 1 pet mouse, 3 geraniums (2 white, one red), a ticket to Norway, horse riding lessons, an eel, 5 bars of dark chocolate, a drawing tablet, 10 notebooks, 10 juicy no-smudge pens, a gentle tap on the ass, an hour's worth of back scratches, and an invite to tour the hivemind

I realised i went straight for physical things, regardless of the last suggestion, but i can't let go of the eel gift. which is clearly the only one i can sacrifice

So, for next year
I will get a smart person
A hug

Anonymous 07/04/26 (Sat) 04:40:16 PM325708

>>325682
Money lol but aside from that I've always wanted a telescope. Never got around to setting one up

Anonymous 07/16/26 (Thu) 10:12:10 PM327543

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I went to the gym to work on my glutes and legs, and now I'm going to prepare fish and salad for my dinner. I hope the other grandmothers are lifting some weights too.