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Erika aka Mysteria…

Anonymous 308389[Reply]

Hello this is Erika, also known as Mysteria; world famous pickup artist.

I can make every man in the world fall in love with you and it doesn't matter how you look or how much you weigh or what you did in the past. All you have to do is follow the simple Mysteria method and then all the guys will stop what they are doing and only have positive attention for you.
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Anonymous 309074

next important mysteria advice is that you always lie all day every day, they love it. keeps them guessing and prevents them from associating you with responsibility. that way they dont ask you for anything. if you look too overwhelmed to even carry your own weight they will not bother you with whatever idiocy they think is important. men just love additional burdens so be one, that's what they like. besides you are busy managing your important instagram.

Anonymous 309091

>>309050
I remember reading some dystopian sf years ago about going to the bathroom (no sex stuff, just the bodily functions) being a career in the future. Have we already gotten there?

Anonymous 309104

>>309091
i would have never thought playing video games could be a career.

jobs system is fucked up beyond repair. some people are essential, they build the roads and maintain the sewers. other people groom pets, play video games and play sports; there is nothing essential about that. if it were the case that the essentials make more money, an argument for fairness could be made but i don't think it can be made.

even if the essentials would be paid more, money is complete shit. if you work an essential job and you get paid less and you have transcended the childish idea of money then you are treated unfair to the square. unfair²

Anonymous 309115

>>309104
Strong unions for essential jobs would really help. The rich are gonna shit themselves if the stores close and the power starts going out.

Anonymous 309116

>>309115
not that much. they have bunkers and underground cities



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It's so weird that people are fucking Anonymous 302546[Reply]

I just spend my life playing games and listening to music in my free time and I chat with my friends. And somehow there are some kind of people that are, straight up fucking. And this seems so weird to me because, like, why? I understand having sex with one person, but having sex with multiple people? You are constantly touching someone's skin. Someone that you hardly know much about. So disgusting. Like holy fucking shit. And you are, you are having intercourse with them. You are letting them touch you however you want. I don't get why would you ever want to do that. Are sex havers and I even the same species? And I don't think that I am weird for not understanding sex havers, I think sex havers are just broken somehow. This might be a new disorder of sorts.
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Anonymous 308619

>>302546
Ikr, having casual sex like that is stupid, not so much that they're having sex but giving shitheads validation because you barely know them.

Anonymous 308657

>>308619
This is true even for sex in relationships, if the moid eventually breaks up with you.

Anonymous 309109

I totally relate to you, though i personally understand sex havers but in a distant, analytical manner. I'm 31 and i don't even know how you even start to fuck? What happens for it to start? What defines the change of tone, how do you go from an asexual moment to a sexual one? It's all so mysterious to me, always will be. Even when i used to go on dates with moids it felt like a study of normie behavior for me. Sex just sounds like a terribly invasive experience, no matter my feelings for a person, i would for instance never want to be penetrated, because what the fuck is that about? So ugly, so primitive. I'd rather have a hug. That's a beautiful thing to imagine, but sex in itself is never beautiful imo.

Anonymous 309114

>>303931
>I think the future will be asexual and will look down on sexuals and see asexuals as smart traiblazers ahead of their time.
Clone tanks with economy of scale how? :-/

Anonymous 309123

This sounds exactly like something I could have written. Job well done.



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Anonymous 84492[Reply]

Post attractive languages
>French
>Russian
>Polish
>Spanish
>Swiss
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Anonymous 308954

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Anonymous 308960

french

Anonymous 309090

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Español

Anonymous 309097

>>309090
miguel sexooooo

Anonymous 309111

Spoiler

>>309097
miguel sexo indeed…



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Anonymous 308346[Reply]

You can't even go to a store for things that aren't groceries or clothing anymore, because there are no stores anymore. That's so fucked up and depressing
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Anonymous 308371

>>308370
where did you get this image?? ive reverse image searched it on everything and no results

Anonymous 308505

>>308346
what? there are stores. do you people not have stores?

Anonymous 309047

>>308365
Sure. Sorry for being slow:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90581871/where-topshop-went-wrong

More articles than you can shake a stick at. And all things unequal, there was a Debenhams in Stockholm. So brittish-comfy I almost farted the queen.

Anonymous 309088

yep. i love shopping in malls and unique stores. i dont understand why people love online shopping its like a game of chess trying to navigate these horrible websites or seeing if the product is actually real

Anonymous 309101

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.



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Anonymous 308781[Reply]

The most unrealistic thing in all anime media is the trope of the bully feeling guilt after being confronted with the harm they caused. If bullies were capable of that kind of emotional reasoning/empathy, they wouldn't bully in the first place.
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Anonymous 308890

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>>308874
I was laid off from my job as a programmer in a massive layoff at the company I worked for, so I received severance pay. The government also pays unemployment insurance for 5 months if you were laid off by the company.
I saw the movie, I thought it was cute, and I'm writing my review.

Anonymous 308959

>>308890
Still waiting on that review

Anonymous 309068

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>>308959

Oh, sorry for being so slow, I was hating everything I had written, until I convinced myself that I don't know how to write reviews, so, this will just be a comment.
I really liked the anime's design, it has a cute and very melancholic style, with an air of nostalgia that I always like a lot.
At the beginning of the movie, I was remembering my bad days at school. Being a weirdo, whether in appearance, manners, or learning is bad enough, I can't even imagine what it must be like for someone with a disability or condition, but, at least in my country, most people have a certain Catholic guilt when making fun of disabled people, or at least they are hypocritical and careful enough to do so outside of school or the workplace. But in truth, I didn't have much contact with special people during my school years, only with a kid who had an intellectual disability (he was very aggressive, often with me, and I was very hot-headed and ended up retaliating) and with an autistic boy at my last job, he made inappropriate jokes and was always laughing, but he worked normally, he was never aggressive in any way, on the contrary.
Shoko's mother took a long time to take action, my blood boiled when the moidlet pulled the hearing aids so hard that it even hurt her ears.
This movie kind of made me realize that I'm a very spiteful little person and I still hate my classmates, teehee, may Satan have them in a bad place.
I've met a few people who regretted the bullying they've done. Actually, only one YouTuber from my country made a video talking about having mistreated an autistic boy who studied with him. I don't know if it was genuine, but it seems pretty risky to admit that you've tormented an autistic boy on the internet these days.
I was happy to see that the protag. had changed and was doing something to make up for the harm he'd done to Shoko-chan, but I know that's just fiction. I've said it before, I don't think bullies are capable of regretting the harm they've done, and I think even less that moids are capable of regretting the harm they've done to a girl/woman, no matter if she's a classmate like in the movie, or a girlfriend, a wife, or even their own mother. I was also a little annoyed to see Ishida as a good guy who regrets his actions and the other bully, Ueno, as the "evil, jealous one" whPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 309070

>>309068
I want to read the spoilers but I haven't seen the movie

Anonymous 309073

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>>309070
Wowza, the movie may be two hours long, but it goes by really fast, kek



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Anonymous 304026[Reply]

girls pls share ur best study tips
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Anonymous 304117

>>304043
Yes I agree you should be mindful of what you're actually being tested on but studying JUST to memorize will absolutely be more work in the long run

Take calculus in that it's basically a pyramid, if you never managed to understand what a differential was then integrals will literally feel like magic and no amount of memorization will help you understand until you go back

Take it balanced!!

Anonymous 308387

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adderall or snack beforehand

Anonymous 308664

>>304026
I study better when I'm drunk. Take a shot of vodka beforehand.

Anonymous 308953

>>308664
Recently I had this paper I just could not start, I had already done like 500+ pages of reading for it and outlined the whole thing but I just could not write the first paragraph. I took a shot of shitty tequila and my writers block was instantly fixed lol

Anonymous 308961

>>308953
Kek. Alcohol is really the best thing for writing



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Anonymous 28177[Reply]

Who 30 year old Boomerette here?
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Anonymous 295674

>>295594
>But I still get the need to socialize and come here.
I fundamentally disdain other people and I hate the base social animal part of me that still needs human interaction to keep me from becoming mentally ill. I have to force myself to interact with people periodically like its medicine. Retarded.

Anonymous 295696

>>295674
Yeah you don't need that. Ever since i learned to cut that out of me my life is better for it. People usually just exhaust you unless its a few rare individuals. You go in expecting fun but its always a swinefest.

Anonymous 295698

>>295674
This site is a pretty subpar substitute for human interaction. But I like the idea to talking to other women while remaining anonymous.
I wouldn't try to make friends from this site, I can't stand some of you and I'd probably despise them in irl.

Anonymous 295829

>>295698
i cant stand me either and wouldnt want to be friends with myself irl too

Anonymous 308958

>>28177
I love this image



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Anonymous 308850[Reply]

Are American schools really like this??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViQCOYgAIGg
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Anonymous 308883

>>308857

Delinquency vs psychopathy. This video and what's seen in plenty of American schools is pretty consisent in behavioral issues. Teachers have been leaving or preparing to leave in droves because of shit like this.

Anonymous 308887

>>308883
Education in America is really screwed up. There's no way of disciplining students.

Anonymous 308889

insert a a school shooting joke here

Anonymous 308903

>>308889

Why joke when it's just true

Anonymous 308932

>>308850
this is too painfully cringey to watch, someone summarize what is happening in this video for me



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MY LESBIAN FRIEND Anonymous 308928[Reply]

I love my lesbian friend, she's so cool and clever, we play league together, she's like the best support i have ever played with. She's the best lesbian that ever lesbian-ed ever, she's really supportive and always has the best advice for me when i'm feeling down, one of the things i like about her is that she's always honest with me when it comes to helping me with my problems, she's the best seraphine support and she doesn't use mouse, she plays with trackpad. AND laying on her bed. She's the best support in bronze IV, and does NOT ward the river ever.
She's the funniest person EVER, always makes me laugh when i'm feeling down, she has the best style ever and she went bald once
SHE SAVED ME FROM A BUILDING ON FIRE, WITH HER STRONG ARMS AND HER RED PLAID LESBIAN SHIRT

Anonymous 308929

>>308928

Girls who bronze together

Anonymous 308930

I am invested in this story

Anonymous 309105

I was certain this would end with somebody catching feelings but I was disappointed.



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Anonymous 308467[Reply]

going to flatline myself
i hate everyone
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Anonymous 308763

>>308762
what is this thing

Anonymous 308765

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>>308763
cigarette roller

Anonymous 308766

>>308765
I thought it was a pasta machine

Anonymous 308915

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Anonymous 308922

that's gay



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