/b/ - Random

>>314079
>/x/
well, duh

get off my back, man.

Look at r/gangstalking for what a schizo post is not /x/

>>314051
self-diagnosis based on memes, the same mental disorder trannies have
the trend started on livejournal, migrated to tumblr where it blew up and now it's just everywhere because the current generation is so online
15 years ago the big fashion diagnoses were depression, anxiety and panic disorders, because it was the time of sad boy in flannel shirt music and that was the cool vibe, and millennials were convinced that to be a good person and worthy of love and sympathy you either had to have had something truly dreadful happen to you or have some kind of serious problem with a serious name
now it's the hyper-competitive terminally online zoomer era and schizo is trendy because of memes
and now everyone thinks that being different even in the slightest from the most basic of basic normies makes them schizo

>>314079
nothing about this indicates schizoposting, it may easily be just said person's prose. you guys are projecting your retardation onto everyone else

bumping- watch out ://

>>323266
I reported it and it's still up 7 hours later, i don't know if maybe the report did not go through

vp

eridan homestuck

LC has obviously been getting worse and worse every year for the past 6 years but it will always hold a special place in my heart as one of the only women only places that isn’t full of TIM’s and the handmaidens who affirm them. I will take getting scrotefoiled any day over being in a ‘female safe place’ that’s just an echo cave of TIM’s with a lesbian fetish and women praising the TIM’s for being “so girly pop!!!” and “a true sister!!!”

I still use lolcow to check up on cows but mods on that site are too autistic for their own good. I appreciate their want for organization but it's absolutley retarded how many things you aren't supposed to do, especially the mandatory saging. Even /ot/ and /g/ are like this.

im so sick of that website and of lolcow culture in general but there isnt any other active and well moderated female oriented imageboards (this one is in the proccess of decomposition. we have a moid sperging about pointless retard shit in his own designated thread). i dont know i just feel sick of the general attitude the average lolcowers has towards mentally ill individuals and the constant picking apart of others peoples lives started to really get to me. i do have a few of personal "cows" i guess but analyzing every part of an individual under a microscope just makes me feel like shit because that could be me. i also dont hate trannies all that much i dont know, i do think that theres a lot to critique about transgedner "ideology" but I outgrew the lc typical culture of viscerally hating any and every trans person you come across

>>322976
I think discussing funny people and events can be enjoyable but theres too much unironic vitriol shittalking and demeaning them behind their backs within the lolcow culture

One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.

>>322298
Another alternative phrasing:
If you press the blue button, nothing happens.
If you press the red button, nothing happens unless 50% more people press the red button, then all blue buttoners die.

>>322204
>retards
>internet
the answer is literally in your post
these are twittards, all they think about is killing the opposite political party

>>322301
All that matters is that I would press the blue button just to make sure you live twin

>>322302
awww, that's so sweet nona
though, I'd actually press blue because of the very slim chance of sweet, instant death

>>321237
I will pretend to vote blue to reassure the idiots and then I will vote safe.

Cats are the best, firstly because they don't talk.

>>320554
I look like this cat by the way

they understand at least partially. theyre able to comprehend simple attachments

Cats absolutely know how we are feeling. I was suicidally depressed and crying last night and my kitty was headbutting and rubbing on me, just trying his best to get me to pet him because he knows that makes me feel better.

>>322695
oh I didn't know, I thought it was just to avoid microslop. Maybe I will try Arch on virtual machine after OpenSUSE.

If I'm not spending retarded amounts of time setting up my system from scratch I may as well stay on shitdows

currently I use kubuntu but I may switch distros. sometimes I consider going back to windows for convenience and for my programs I can't run on Linux (I'm a newfag to Linux). I have an nvidia gpu which causes some issues which is another reason why switching back is tempting. but I won't

>>322705
That's what Bill Gatestein wants you to think.
Google Chrome users actually believe switching to a different browser is impossibly difficult or impractical too, but it's just laziness.

>>322958
ok

>>322778
Unironically for me it's the Datura, also known as the Devil's Trumpet. I know it's dangerous to have around because it's so poisonous, but it has some personal significance to me. I survived a delirium at 8 years old and the Datura trip anecdotes I've read feel quite similar to what I experienced. It's kinda symbolic.

>>322781
Oh wow, I've heard about those but I'm scared of the toxicity. Is it something you would grow?

>>322782
Apparently it's something some people grow considering how every now and then someone's kid accidentally gets poisoned in their garden.

Perhaps I would love to grow those but I'd want to make sure nobody accidentally touches it or anything.

>>322784
Yikes man they sound so cool though. I think I've seen one before and couldn't believe how large the flowers were, they glowed in the dusk.

Are there any other flowers you like? I'd really like to grow more Sweet Peas next year.

>>322781
>>322784
NTA but I've grown them (and other similar plants, like morning glories) and they're so fun and grow so fast. I let them climb the string lights outside of my windows and they're dreamy. I keep them with my herbs and edible plants and never had issues. But if you have cats I recommend against it. The only blooming vines I found that are remotely similar to the cuteness and speediness of morning glories are cathedral bells (picrel).

im too ugly to try to larp as a normie

The venn diagram for nonas and girls who like clubbing is two separate circles

I want to but I have no friends

I don’t really understand clubs, all I know that they spike your drinks or something

Its fun when its a small party, i love all that hardcore electronic music and techno n such. If youre with a fun couple friends its great but id never go by myself especially how expendive drinks are

> At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province
every single one of them was actually an enemy combatant so it was justified

>>322641
Youre a good person for the empathy

>>322641
They didnt want to strike them per se, they were just lazy idiots. The school compound was a military building like 10 years ago, and after it was used as a school (there were things like slides and swings on the schoolyard visible on sattelite pics), it was never put off a target list.
What made me sick to my stomach were the apologists who said stuff like that children shouldnt go to school during wartime anyways, or that it would be irresponsible to redesignate a military building as a school. My university was in an old barracks building, because why not, it wasnt needed anymore, but had large rooms, bathrooms on the hallways and all of that.

War is chaos and shit happen. The politically correct term is "collateral".

Tell me, why do you think that desk is left untouched? Do you think it was there when the bombs felt or do you think somebody placed it there?
Now, why would somebody do something like that? Is he trying to create emotions in you, perhaps to make you react in a particular way?

Don't let others control you.

vaporizing kids is the american way