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>>325119
>>325020
So yuge now. By the way there was one more saple separated from the rest but it’s gone now for some reason
Etc etc

>>325773
The plant goddess has returned. Praise be! Greens looking INCREDIBLE, Queen!

>>325773
cute plants. i hope they grow to be big and strong!

>>270170
Is anybody else having an awful time with their veggies this summer? My peppers dropped all their flowers. I only got 2 puny peppers in the last two months its madness. Yes I water regularly and fertilize high phosphorus blend. Last year I had so many peppers i didn't know what to do with them all. (Is it possibly because i overwintered them?)

Or is it really because of El Nino? We got a lot of rain and its actually been a pretty tolerable summer. I'm in zone 9a. I just dont get it.

>>332533
No it’s the local TIF

>>332528
>>332527
>>332526
Yeah explain the male loneliness epidemic then? Why males dump millions of dick pics on women who don't want them and avoid them like the plague? You guys are so angry dating for women is like getting it from a swamp, while dating for men is like getting it from a desert, but i mean its no surprise why that is, stop acting like you are

>>332545
Oh you care
Thats why you can't stop posting here for attention

>>332545
Accurate. There are only 3 genders: man, female, non-binary

jesus fucking Christ why are there so many m*n infiltrating

>>332295
He's quite the distinguished gentleman. I can't say I've ever seen a dog with a coat quite like that.

I had a spider. Always thought they were interesting. My family hated it and I kept it for a week and my mom got paranoid and told me if it got out it could lay eggs or something stupid I thought that would have been cool if it actually did

>>332183
My BABY

She's singing you a song

>>332506
>>332507
CUTE!!!

>>315357
I started writing a message to congratulate you on the pregnancy but now I have to erase everything 😭
I don't really know what to tell you, his reaction is weird on many levels. Doesn't he want grand kids ? I was about to tell you that some people love their children differently, but once again that was before reading your post until the end.
I really can't explain that reaction. Maybe he hates the father ? I'm just trying to think of any excuse beside "unsensitive psycho", this is concerning

In any case it's really important for you to surround yourself with supportive, non-toxic people. Look in your in-laws, friends or colleagues (not a big fan of the latter but hey)

Your Dad is gay.

>>315504
my dad is 100% biological but that doesn't prevent him from acting like he hates me

>>315357
Cut off all relations to both and forget them

have you ever tried asking him directly

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

roll

roll

>>332302
ew no

roll!

Nice, I like aggron

at least we are not speaking german

>>331829
Do you have a loicense for that cope?

I can tell why Yes Manchester aren't charging to listen to this guy. He's not awful, but, y'know, the guy DJing for free pizza downstairs was better.

>>331830
Patter so bad it makes me not even want to get out of bed in the morning. Give-up-and-bed-rot levels of japery.

keir won and you're all being raped by immigrants LOL

>>332060
go back to looking at choking porn and worshipping andrew tate
i dont know why you bother trying to convince anybody we're anything like you

>>332060
Even then what difference does it make? Our porn is still infinitely less violent and dehumanizing than yours scrote, what point can you even make? Go look at the most popular videos on pornhub and ask again why we should care? You degenerates deserve worse

>>332064
>>332063
Well now it just feels like you're angry at somebody from your past. I never said there was anything wrong with kisses and cuddles

>>332061
here you go, nona, your post so you don't have to type it again

>>332067
Hell yeah somebody saved it, I better do the same

>>317887
Jail isn't really like that. Its borderline normies with drug charges. Some of them are a little unhinged but mostly they're either quiet and keep to themselves or wild women.

I've been arrested so many times for traffictickets I didnt pay, so I ended up getting a warrant. Instead of paying them I opted to sit in jail for two weeks. I think this has happend to me 3 times. Particularly when I was in high school and college. And then one time I threw a padded wallet at somebody and they vengefully called the cops. I got an assault charge for throwing a damn plush wallet and 2 weeks in jail instead of paying off the fine. They didn't press charges. Unfucking-believable though. Jail is annoying but a lot of the people I met there were in for 20 years carrying around 4 grams of meth/pot/whatever. I donno I feel blessed to not have those problems. But fucking traffic tickets? I was seriously negligent about having a car back in the day, I wouldn't always update my stickers/ get inspections, and i would speed. (But I was going the same speed as everyone else i swear!… unfucking-believable)

>>332039
Oh yeah I'm in Texas too btw! And the jail DID have air-conditioning.

Not arrested but I had my apartment searched and was questioned.

>be out of town staying with my fresh moid
>get a call
>hello anon your apartment was searched you should get home asap
>???
>hadn't done anything wrong, super confused
>they took all my devices, computer etc
>computer has an embarrassing CD in the drive but I'm not thinking about that at the moment
>I get summoned to the police station
>they accuse me of credit card fraud
>I wasn't even home at the time it supposedly happened and prove my absence
>most charges get dropped but I still have to pay a fine and I'm too confused and exhausted to contest it
>don't get my computer back for years
>later realise my useless scrote had framed me for the credit card fraud to ??? recover some of the money he spent on me ??? and to encourage me to separate from my life in my city and move in with him
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>>332053
Kek something similar happened to me last year. Except the cops broke in because they tried tracking down some criminal (allegedly) who lived in my apartment complex and miscalculated the coordinates.

The USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state, but nothing will change because Americans think everything is just fine.

>>325210
>Phones are why nobody have kids anymore
I doubt it. I would say the cost of life, in particular housing cost are the major factor. It cost 3 time more hours of work for us to buy a home than it did for our parents.
The culture is a big thing as well. When every media tell you that it's cool and rebel to not have kids, obviously it play a role.

The quality of our social interactions is also a factor but screens are only one of the cause of that.

https://youtu.be/094y1Z2wpJg?si=MpLH20Odys8gkGsa
I remember watching math related content like this when I was younger Idk why I stopped

I wish we could debug the human brain. That would be so cool and scifi.

Apparently we’re now making lab grown brains now and organic robots. Sick.