/b/ - Random

men are gay

Pro wrestling describes the fake and gay world of politics and news media. Why watch shitty politicians pretend to be enemies when I can watch wrestlers do it better?

>>266775
I watched it a lot as a kid in the 90s and still peek in as a casual viewer (builtfat dudes acting goofy is moe to me). I feel like it scratches the same itch as shonen anime for people who don't like or know about shonen anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGye1pK2ysQ this shit is so stupid you just gotta chuckle.

>>266981
This
Glad those fags get aids

The explanation of "soap opera with violence" is a good one. I like putting on some old wrasslin' or a Brasilian novella while I'm at the laundromat or doing work. They both scratch a similar itch in my brain I suppose. Both of them are mindless enough to not require all your attention, but engaging enough to not drone on and get boring.

>>104463

what do when I respond like this but they laugh and try harder instead?

>>105350
"straight" men lie about their sexualities all the time though, a lot of them are bi and jerk it to tranny porn or cheat on their wives with men.

>>105396
stand and scream "fucking take a hint and fuck off you creep"

>>104459
a funny one is to pick your nose and say "eeew, go away"

You call this a penis
This is a penis
>just pull out mandingos penis

I love Cate Blanchett
>Kristen Stewart in these pics = literally me

>>295000
Kek, I'm 22 and it's a bit similar. I prefer people who are like a decade older than me, or a bit younger, like 7 years older than me at least. Like I was able to date guys like 10 years older than me but even girls my age don't pay attention to me and women in their 30s and older in my life tend to be already married and straight.

Fuck
Gillian
Marry
Gillian
I've been weak for her since Hannibal, then I rewatched X files!
Kill Billie
No cute moids in this spread, shame.

>>293153
Fuck Megan Fox
Marry Josephine Baker
Kill Billie Joe

>>293385
Stress em out until he balled lol

>>299628
Small cats says "Mom, I almost catched this big bird, it flew away at the last moment, I swear, mom!" and big cat says "Of course, sonny/daughter"

"dattebayo!"
"nani?"

big bird, sesame street

>>299629
FPBP

But maaa he said I’m more mature then the other kittens

No

>>303080
>tax fraud
I meant insurance fraud lol

I work the night shift. It ruins your body and mental health over time.

>>303080
Why is ivermectin considered bad? Genuinely curious. It's popular in my country, although it has more of veterinarian usage rather than humanitarian

>>303087
Actually quite funny u brought this up, i legit bought some OTC ivermectin while on vacation to a shithole where there are no regulations.

Have a cold rn and tried it out, also good for a parasite cleanse after visiting said shithole haha.

Its all due to a meme, in our country doctors even lost licenses for prescribing ivrmection for non parasite treatment. Any research i do on this topic is all memed up by a shitton of articles disproving or approving of it.

Anyway i just took the highest dose prescribed for parasite infections and took one dose early into my cold symptoms, lets see how it goes lole.
Its a very safe med and here i will desrcibe the recommended dose:
200 micrograms/kg, so if ur 60kg thats 12000 mcg → 12 mg (2 tabs of 6mg)
Only take it 1 time into early symptoms, cant find info on repeated doses, so no idea. Maybe 6mg on day 3 becuase it has a half life of 3 days and its excreted through ur poop only

>>303087
Ivermectin is initially an antiparasitic drug, there's nothing wrong with it in that regard. But some doctors tried using it to treat covid and conspiracy lunatics jumped on that, heralding it as some kind of miracle drug big pharma doesn't want you to know about. There's no definitive scientific consensus on its effectiveness but meta analyses results vary between "basically a placebo" and "possibly some benefits when nothing else is available".

it was fun when i was able to still drink alcohol. sober? boring and overwhelming.

>>301767
Based. Generations are a psyop.

im too ugly to try to larp as a normie

The venn diagram for nonas and girls who like clubbing is two separate circles

I want to but I have no friends

Someone made a pic that was like "when you finally get a goth gf but she turns out to be a fully realized human being with thoughts, needs, wants, emotions, and life/destiny" with the guy being sad or freaking out. I think that sums it up pretty well. People aren't simple and it's not all positives, and this only multiplies when you remember most men don't seem to consciously register women as people. Rewards of toy sex and chatbot affection, but with none of the work or messy complications that come with dealing with another whole-ass person. None of the fulfillment, either,

I desperately yearn for the time I get to be the robot girlfriend

I want my partner to have a very specific personality that would be hard to find in a real human male. A robot is predictable and can be configured to match your exact needs.
I cannot imagine anything better for straight women than robot boyfriends. A robot will never secretly be a misogynist, watch porn or worse. You never have that certainty with a real moid.

>>302238
Autists are robots themselves

>>303040
>>303046
Torturing animals is so much fun huh

>>303061
Where tf do you see torture?

>>303068
Removing the child from the mother is distressing to both the child and the mother

>>303079
It is FUN.
Didn't you see the cute picture?

>>303079
I'm curious, do you drink milk?

there hasn’t been a single decent ecchi anime for years anyway, all the new stuff is already being created for OP kind of watcher

>Maria Holic
It's a parody of yuri animes

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