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copypasta thread Anonymous 30998[Reply]

see subject. just post your favorite copypastas. i'll start

>we get it you love cock you love the taste of salty sticky semen down your throat you'll do anything to get a dick down your gullet you crave cocksucking you cocksuck every weekend you've made a hobby of it you put cocksucking as one of your abilities down in your cv and then when you get job interviews you don't even take the interview you just slurp on the interviewers penis you love cum you love swallowing semen you want a million men to all cum in a water bottle and then give it to you to drink you love penis penis penis
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Anonymous 206835

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

Anonymous 266236

Anonymous 7 months ago No. 345341>>345369>>345371>>345372

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Each time I see Lucinda with her natural hair it drive me nut. I have this fantasy of her finishing her spooky bonespo era and going into her fit king era. She would find a career in a loony bin for ED and be a caretaker there ( or whatever the ppl manhandling you there are called ).

I would be a short chubby girl in the ward in terrible need of attention. Would create all type of useless drama.

Lucinda would be wearing tomboyish light sport wear to be able to work, her slim toned body would be tan, her old scars glistening. Her dark curly hair would brush against her cheekbones in a simple shag cut.

I would always try to get her attention by acting frail but be tough in front of the other patients. I would make her shifts miserable by doing everything in the attention whore book, from faking fainting to refusing meds. Each time she would loom over me with her knee bent and hands on hips saying :


" okaih stop beinh a chivkgrn, your an unicirn princess remember "
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Anonymous 266261

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Anonymous 275910

>>88886
Damn it. Why does it have to be this one that got me?

Anonymous 275911

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I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment



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Moid Ls Anonymous 257303[Reply]

Let's have a "moids posting their Ls online" thread. I have a small folder of screenshots that I mainly collected from 4chan. If any of you suffered from the misogyny on that website (which I'm sure a lot of you did), remember that these are the kind of moids that shit on women.
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Anonymous 275737

>>275691
Because it happened to a moid.

Anonymous 275975

>>272143
this is so sad

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Anonymous 276324

>>275691
He’s exaggerating all this as a way to lash out against women because he’s a salty incel. He’s 100% lived a totally fine life but pissed it all away and become a bitter asshole just because he feels entitled to sex.



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Anonymous 14618[Reply]

Have you ever done something evil?

Something minor you consider evil, something major others would, just anything that can be considered evil in any way. What was it? Do you regret it? Were there consequences? How do you cope with it?

Posting this thread on /b/ instead of /feels/ so we can keep the discussion interesting and broad, not focusing solely on feelings.
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Anonymous 311442

I also tried to convince a 10-year-old that he was going to rot in hell for accidentally visiting a porn site.

Anonymous 311443

I also falsely accused a BDSM practicer of being a human trafficker just because I wanted him in jail

Anonymous 311445

>>311436
All trannies are pedophiles, that wasn't a lie and is good to do.

Anonymous 311446

>>310110
Sounds like you had Illymation's cat Maya

Anonymous 311447

in chronological order
>kicked my dog at least two times as a child
>broke into a somewhat recently abandoned house and stole some personal items
>treated my ex terribly
>online stalked multiple people for years (including my ex)
Harming my dog is the one I regret the most. I was 8 when I did it and have since learned to respect and appreciate animals



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Anonymous 254183[Reply]

I'm the only real woman that still goes here
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Anonymous 303703

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>>302539
True but tbh it doesn't matter nowadays since this place has been taken over by men, it's not a womans board anymore

Anonymous 303706

>>302539
Talked with a Nona who had that happened to her so I can confirm there is some truth to it, I said I will never visit this website again caz she told me that but she gave me to cold shoulder when I try to keep contact so I just kept out of using this website for about 6 months

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>>303706
That's so sad i hope you two start talking again

Anonymous 304813

>>302539
I swear they have a bot delivering the bans

Anonymous 305385

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Anonymous 261827[Reply]

Why do I like yaoi so much when I can't stand irl homosexual moids?
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Anonymous 310485

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I hope you remembered the yaoi day.
https://blerdyotome.com/tag/yaoi-day/

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Anonymous 310498

>>262574
>>262582
The boots are any more uncomfortable than any other boots :(

Anonymous 310499

>>310498
*aren't

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>>261907
光が死んだ夏



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Anonymous 314064[Reply]

Are a lot of women really jealous and spiteful towards "prettier" women?

My mom says a lot of women will be especially cruel towards women they think are better looking than them and women will give fake compliments towards women they don't think are better looking than them. I know it happens from time to time but is it really that common?

Anonymous 314065

>>314064
That's more of a human thing than a woman thing
All the malding men have over chads is because of envy

Anonymous 314066

I wouldn't call it common but pretty women do get treated poorly for it in certain situations, both by men and women. There have been many studies on this. It's not universal and usually depends on social dynamics. Kind of like how men will put their friends down if there's a girl to be impressed sometimes. It's the person being shitty.

Anonymous 314073

>>314065
only incels do this doe.



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Anonymous 310257[Reply]

Honest thoughts on alcohol?
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Anonymous 313617

Americans scream that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget and then turn around and say that they never said that.

Anonymous 313631

>>310325
don't even get me started on the smell
a friend used to rince her hair with beer from time to time and i admit it was nice, but then i discovered using aplle cidear vinegar was way cheaper

Anonymous 313690

for some reason i thought the bottle had those big ass shoes

Anonymous 313695

Prohibition didn't go far enough.

Anonymous 314061

>>310258
touch grass



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Anonymous 312803[Reply]

Why are so many awesome women transitioning to male FTM?
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Anonymous 313930

How many do u know irl doing this

Anonymous 313984

>>312803
Didn't she reveal she was molested ?

>>313940

Yes.

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Anonymous 313995

>>313994
No

Anonymous 314057

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The Epstein list and MK-ULTRAed children Anonymous 312776[Reply]

The elite would rather start World War 3 than admit that the Epstein list is merely the tip of the iceberg and that they are literally programming certain spiritually gifted children from birth, aka the GATE program, to be superhumans. It's like how the Jedi kidnapped children and then brainwashed them in the Jedi temple. The Sith were the heroes after all. The Jedi are literal pedophiles.

Anonymous 313018

MK Ultra was drugs and shit. Epstein’s operation is more like MK Monarch. And the true cause of autism. When the scientific consensus is no known cause of autism. When every hypothesis of a potential cause for autism is automatically labeled as a conspiracy theory. Early childhood mind control experiments (whether MK Ultra or Monarch) would explain why they want to cover up the cause of autism so much.

Anonymous 313316

I lived through an event similar to the epstein fiasco,I'll either be on tv or dead in a ditch soon.
Let me tell you nona PTSD is not a superpower, it makes relationships and sex impossible, also I'll probably be suicided before I turn 30 so the pedophile elites can get away with it again.

Anonymous 314047

>>313316
You will make it. We will all make it



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KiwiFarms Hate/Bunker Thread Anonymous 309913[Reply]

Can we have a KiwiFarms hate thread since Lolcow refuses to allow one? The only other place to shittalk them is Onionfarms and I refuse to make an account there since it's basically KF's version of 8Chan

Why I've grown to start hating it despite previously using it
>Users are overly pissy over very mild shit
>Full of MAGA/Trumpie scrotes and pick-mes
>Degens and literal Nazis on the site
>Makes middle school tier tryhard edgy jokes about rape/murder/etc
>Site goes down and glitches a bunch
>Layout makes posting a hassle
>Using the site in a way that allows proper security is annoying
>Refuses to let you delete accounts
>Josh/Null is a weirdo
>Most threads are boring and overly long

Note: Thread may get raided/attract infighters and vendetta posters, report them if this happens
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Anonymous 313365

>>312960
I really hate the hypocrisy the site has toward doxxing and plebbitors… Like where the fuck do they think weens and plebbitors can find the doxx of cows? On the same site that encourages, celebrates, and centralizes the "phonebooking" of cows and all it takes is making an account or paying Josh 20$. Unless said lolcow has a good enough lawyer to sue Josh, then most are told to kick rocks when it comes to the reasonable safety request of not wanting their personal information to be easily accessible to weirdos on the internet.

Anonymous 313691

Americans say live and let live and then turn around and scream hats must be banned.

Anonymous 313702

You forgot one, OP: the site is also filled with pedophiles.

https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/sir-another-pedophilia-scandal-has

In fact, it's owned by a pedophile:

https://edramatica.com/Null

…who regularly engages in criminal behavior:

https://alameenkarimmerali.substack.com/p/evidence-against-joshua-conner-moon

Anonymous 314022

>>312957
>OnionFarms
lol nope

Anonymous 314028

Josh sux!!!



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