/b/ - Random

>>325682
Money lol but aside from that I've always wanted a telescope. Never got around to setting one up

I went to the gym to work on my glutes and legs, and now I'm going to prepare fish and salad for my dinner. I hope the other grandmothers are lifting some weights too.

Been enjoying matcha, walking, and playing guitar lately

>>331966
Post a recording of you playing guitar

>>320101
i love Lina and Naga

god damn it guys im diagnosed as autist level 1 so aspergers and i hate how im realizing that i was autistic all along.

>>334440
that sounds comfy…looks like the path im heading on..i need to learn how to cook though

>>334787
I'm a level 2 autist. Kneel.

>>334271
>>334414
>has a spergout about spergs
The irony..
>You know that retard with no sense of nuance who has to ruin every political discussion with extreme views that don't pertain to reality?
Oh the irony…

>>334779
>Is this something that most autistic people do?
Yes. Autists love to claim and project onto neurotypicals. Look up how many "autistic coded" compilations there are for all sorts of TV shows and people (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for example). They also tried to claim Nathan Fielder as "their own", and delusionally believed his Rehearsal show was "about them", when he's literally just being as awkward as possible for the sake of cringe comedy.

I don’t like models and actors tbh they look weird and nonhuman
Are they attractive? Yes
Would I date them? No

Pattinson was cute once as Cedric and then never again.

Moved to >>>/img/33480.

>>3265
its time to do your british dance and fun and games and tralalala

>>323487
Its def more than that

>>334293
How is that male brained

>>334483
You will begin to see if you look at how women are treated in media made by men

>>334241
I like this song btw its great

Godddddd ddd

>>334557
corm

>>331803
Is it really surprising

>>334449
OMGHISA

Fucking cyril gane is being promoted to heavyweight champ for eye poking tom but i have to admit some of these stupid gane memes are funny

>>331803
I don't know why he's wearing nothing and I don't know why its on my computer but i have no regrets

Moved to >>>/img/33396.

>>334199
It should be achievable for everyone god

Besides look at the 50s,60s, 70s and 80s

>>334204
What do those decades have to do with laying eggs nona

>>334205
Hope and optimism

Are these kinds of chat rooms really still active? Lol

An ostrich egg is about 5 inches in diameter

>>307536
>had 0 sex partners before marriage are hyper religious.
im waiting until marriage and im an atheist. im doing it mostly just because i want to weed out men who only want me for my body/sex and because i dont think any man deserves having sex with me until hes proven himself worthy enough to be my husband lol

is this an archived thread

>>308342
ok that answers my question. no its not.

>>307537
>calling islam feminist
this has to be sarcasm

>>287184
It enrages men because sex no longer implies commitment because marriage is dead to what it used to be, so being prudish is seen as a contradiction and since marriage is dying people are either subconsciously or explicitly jostling to min/max who they can 'bag' into a relationship so alot of men (and women but to a lesser extent) are at a disadvantage even if they're not entirely unmarriagable degens whereas if people got into long term relationships it would imply marriage and rarely divorce so it would allow others to fill the vacuum of the eligible partners.

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

>>329664
high-trust societies can afford a great many luxuries

>>333623
People who can not see immaterial wealth would disagree with you.

>>333950
Please stop posting

its the real swersvlt machien girl

what is this? speedrun?

>>333889
>Under 18
>Krusie shipper (some fandom shit)
Mutually inclusive categories

>>333893
I think it's an Undertale/Deltarune ship

Anyways someone sent Cerbmin's Lolcow Admin email in there

Suselle won.