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Google sued by Russia for over $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Anonymous 300625[Reply]

Thoughts on this? Do you think this will be taken seriously or will Google just shrug it off? How high do you think it will go? It’s doubling every week as well. Did you know what a decillion even was prior to this (I did!)? I haven’t followed this situation in a while so feel free to share any updates I just find this very funny

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/10/31/tech/google-fines-russia

Anonymous 300645

Russia is a a deeply unserious country

Anonymous 300691

based

Anonymous 300699

LOL



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Parenting isn't a miracle parenting is a CURSE Anonymous 296651[Reply]

When I see what my siblings go through with kids its like watching someone being actively tortured. I feel like i could wait a thousand years too go near any kind of domestic situation. How many of you actually avoid relationships like they're a plague? Does anyone else just find it really hard to be attracted to moids?
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Anonymous 298066

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>>297677
Lmao something similar happened to me but as a child at a friend’s house. Friend did something bad so dad beat his ass with a paddle in front of me, then went back to what he was doing like nothing happened. Parents are fucking sadistic lol.

Anonymous 298083

>>298066
Yeah. Like having a child is generally a selfish thing to do. Sure, a handful of parents understand the importance of properly raising a child with a healthy psyche, but the fact is, as long as the only qualifier to reproduce is fertility we will continue to have more and more traumatized children growing up to be traumatized adults.

I get it, kids are fucking insane. But I don't like how parents beat their kids. I get it, kids are retarded. So are dogs. You don't train a dog by beating the shit out of it unless you want a dog with severe behavior issues.

Anonymous 298084

i like kids! but pleasee don't use them as an extension of yourselves or as a hobby… there is something precious about rising somebody that can be a good person, not a scientist or an astronaut, just someone that is kind, the world needs more of that. at the same time, you shouldnt feel like you're missing out if you don't have them, it's fine

Anonymous 299245

As an older sibling, I just can't understand why any woman would wanna have a kid. I've never liked kids nor had the patience for them and watching my mom go through the horrors of pregnancy and then do all the work it takes to be a parent just cemented my decision to never have kids, I know I'd be a pretty bad mom. My life would get RUINED.
I don't want kids but I do want a relationship, which fucking sucks because I'm feeling so lonely and attention starved all the time and like 99% of moids will make it clear they want kids and thus wouldn't even look twice at me because of that, my looks don't help all that much either so now I'm in the process of accepting having a nice relationship is a fairy tale.

Anonymous 300588

the idea of being a mother in the literal sense is actual torture (pregnancy is the stuff of body horror and im irked by small children). maybe i'll consider something like adoption or surrogacy, but it's a bit early for me to think about that.
>>299245
no one's stopping you from lying!



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no subject - chatroom thread Anonymous 143286[Reply]

consider this thread a place to come just to shoot the shit. no specific topic is applied, just talk about anything you like!
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Anonymous 300553

>>300549
I'll take you out to eat, do you like Chinese food?

Anonymous 300555

>>300553
Yeah. I love the rice they have at Chinese restaurants. It's really soft, but also really dry. Whenever I make rice at home, it comes out as wet. I think it's because they're cooking gallons of rice at a time.

Anonymous 300556

>>300555
Totally

Anonymous 300559

>>300555
If you like rice that much and would eat it regularly, it would be worth investing in a rice cooker.

Anonymous 300568

>>300559
I have one, but it always ends up dry and hard. I prefer stovetop rice to ricecooker.



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Anonymous 94311[Reply]

Everyone says I sound like a little boy/man, I’m a female in my early 20s; https://voca.ro/1ceklQukgYUJ
Why do people say this to me
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Anonymous 299438

>>299423
Easier said than done, at least my online friends have said it's soothing (still puzzled by this) so I cope with that

Anonymous 299446

>>299243
I'll post mine if you post yours. My voice is grating and sounds like I'm not breathing enough because I'm not. My guy says he likes my voice but I feel like i need speech therapy.

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Anonymous 300522

>>94314
you sound like a girl i used to be friends with



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Anonymous 300415[Reply]

Where did you hide the pecan sandies?


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Places Like Crystal Cafe Anonymous 221488[Reply]

I'm relatively new to imageboards and crystal cafe and wanted to know if there are any similar websites made for women. Also, I mostly lurk and this is my first post so hello fellow nonas!
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Anonymous 298985

Fujochan has been cool

Anonymous 299046

>>298985
They deleted the shota board and I'm still fucking pissed about it.

Anonymous 299445

>>252877
I believe youre right on this. I think we would get raided less/not at all if people just learned to stop replying to males. Just stealth ban them maybe

Anonymous 300404

>>224750
i'm sorry but the place just feels like any other unisex (aka male dominated) chan with extra rules

Anonymous 300405

fujochan 100%, yaoi (i don't rlly like calling it bl) is already a huge barrier of entry. Not to mention most of us rarely every use chan forums at all when you realize how more entertaining other places are



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Anonymous 300095[Reply]

akashi seijuro from kuroku no basuke though…


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Lolcow.farm hate thread #10 Anonymous 299049[Reply]

last thread >>>/b/281208
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Anonymous 300051

>>300049
This man is so mid. Women really are starving for decent-looking men if they lose it so badly over this guy

Anonymous 300052

Luigifags are just failed Nigelfags, that explains their behavior.

Anonymous 300054

>>300046
Please, lc anons post their graphic sexual fantasies about luigi constantly it their containment thread . Unfortunately they can’t suck his cock because he’s in prison, but I’m sure they would gobble up his dick and balls if they could kek. I’m a de/g/enerate myself, and women can get off on whatever they want. But I think it crosses over from the fantasy realm when anons are legit sending him fanmail irl

Anonymous 300055

>>300051
There is no ugly man psyop, heterosexual women genuinely have shit taste.

Anonymous 300059

>>300046
Hope you know women with happy, fulfilling relationships and/or who simply don't prioritize dick and balls in life don't spend their time publicly fingering themselves to strange men, forming cults of personality around them and seething at other women for him liking them if they're not "relatable" (eg white) enough.



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Anonymous 299478[Reply]

Why are fat girls are way meaner to skinny girls than vice versa? I have always been skinny, and while growing up I can confidently, loud and clearly, tell you that fat girls were the meanest people to me in school

>I hope you die skinny bitch

>Skinny girls have no curves
>Skinny girls shouldn't wear bras, you don't even have boobs
>Stop starving yourself and eat a burger
>Do you even eat??? You probably starve yourself lmao
>It's feminine to be thicc and curvy
>You look like a boy
>No man will ever love a woman who doesn't have curves, big tits, wide asses
>Skinny slut (even tho I've never had a BF?????)

It seems like it's socially acceptable to tell a skinny girl all of this, but if you told a fat girl to eat a salad all hell would break loose

Anonymous 299480

>>299478
Coming from a fat girl (though I've lost a lot of weight this year, still trying) I promise you, it's jealousy. It is a thousand percent jealousy.

We'll lie about it, and dance around the topic, but it is jealousy. Thin people look better, they get cuter clothing, they take cuter selfies, they don't tend to feel as self conscious existing and being fat.. it fucking sucks. Even the "I love my body" fat girls don't really love all that comes with having a fat body. You're sweaty, you smell more, you smell faster. Your bones hurt, existing hurts sometimes. Walking can hurt. Getting out of bed can hurt. At certain weights, people look and stare. People passively treat you worse, like you're stupider, because you're fat.

Hating on thin women is an easy scapegoat instead of looking at yourself and the reasons why you're so bitter. It's easier to say "it's the fault of thin bitches" than it is to say "I feel like shit because of my weight, and it's my own fault I'm this weight, and I should do something about it".

Anonymous 299487

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Fattie here that has reached their goal weight and have decided to continue the weight loss. Its cope/seethe, I've never called anyone anything like that because I'm not the jealous sort, I know being fat is my own personal flaw.

Anonymous 299753

>>299478
They remember that before puberty, it was thin girls calling them all kinds of degrading shit.
It's payback, and thin people shouldn't play innocent. They're notorious for being judgmental to fat people. Harass, bully, assault, molest, ….
Also all insults, but the die skinny bitch, are not really insults.

Anonymous 299776

>>299753
> molest
Thin girl classmate probs legit just thought you were cute and didn't quite understand your physical boundaries or the depth of your bodyshame. She's probably mortified about it in hindsight and this label on a couple of boundary crossings is too extreme, thin women are not men and do not deserve that judgment.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 299783

Moved to >>>/hb/21015.



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Anonymous 299628[Reply]

Help me caption this meme
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Anonymous 299727

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Anonymous 299736

>>299628
Big cat says, "The plan has been set in motion…" Little cat says, "Meow".

Anonymous 299747

>>299628
Small cats says "Mom, I almost catched this big bird, it flew away at the last moment, I swear, mom!" and big cat says "Of course, sonny/daughter"

Anonymous 299748

"dattebayo!"
"nani?"

Anonymous 299752

big bird, sesame street



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