/b/ - Random

Stepping inside when you were just out in the cold. Mmmmm

When someone brushes and braids my hair omgggg. oh, and ear rubs are really nice too.

Coming back home for the first time all day and just smelling how it smells. 'Sgood.

driving at night

>>27719
You have more than one boyfriend?

>>27527
>You also mentioned (assuming that list from earlier was yours) starting a family being impossible with a sensitive male, but how is that any different than the woman/mother being the feeling oriented one? It's just reversed and that's fine. I consider myself assertive in real life (albeit a bit reclusive ideally, hence I've ended up here) and I'd be more than fine taking up the leader role in a relationship. At least one person has to be a bit more passive, so why not let it be the man sometimes?
wew™ tbh© femme
where do i sign?

>>27779
Maybe I'm retarded/sleep deprived/not hip enough with the kids, but what are you even saying?
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic and poking fun or not.

I can't handle clingy people in general, they're fucking annoying

>>27837
alright good luck lol

>>27838
you would probably get sued by some tranny

>>27862
Women aren't men with their penises turned inside out.

I deleted some trans derailing. Please continue with the thread.

I know how you feel anon, I live in an apt with very VERY loud male neighbors, they yell things like "bitch" or "cunt" randomly in the middle of the night. They might be schizophrenic or something but its causing me serious stress, also the maintenance men have to check my apartment almost every day due to something or other breaking. Its been hell.

>>27905
Me sleeping underneath a married couple that had loud sex and/or an argument every night for the majority of the year. It was traumatic but I've calmed down since getting out of there.

I've never had quiet roommates or neighbors. Ever. OP presents a solution because no couples would be present, but with my luck I'd live next to some alcoholic lesbians that screamed at each other every night. Oh god the horror.

*people

yu fukking scared me

go to FAQ

>>27859
"people"

yes, i wish i was tilda swinton. i wish i was tall and ethereal and androgynous.

>>27853
Apparently, she's only like 1 of 3 people in the world that can directly track her lineage over 700 years, or something crazy like that.

I create cyberpunk girls in 3d from various assets, I wish I was all of them.

>>27886
please share them

>>27856
From Wikipedia:
>The family is one of only three British families (along with the Ardens and the Berkeleys) that can trace their unbroken land ownership and lineage to before the Norman Conquest.

Semi-related but interesting:
>Confucius's family, the Kongs, have the longest recorded extant pedigree in the world today. The father-to-son family tree, now in its 83rd generation,[81] has been recorded since the death of Confucius. According to the Confucius Genealogy Compilation Committee, he has 2 million known and registered descendants, and there are an estimated 3 million in all.[82]

>>16326
this used to be the case but I feel pepsi is now also too sweet. also both will absolutely wreck your teeth in a matter of months if you drink them regularly. you're basically doing permanent damage every single time you drink one of these, unless you drink them FAST and brush your teeth right after. then again you're still doing damage brushing your teeth with all that acid removing the protective layer from your teeth. you're fucked if you drink soda, no matter what. don't do it.

I am going to the store to purchase 2 liters of coke. Cherry coke to be exact. I will drink it all within 4 hours.

pepsi, coke is just sugar and the citrus taste of the pepsi is refreshing

I think Pepsi Max tastes better than Coke Zero. Don't drink any sugar, that's fucking gross.

>>26529
my plants are on my windowsill :) two snake plants babies. lavender in the pink pot, and baby blue eyes on the blue pot, but those haven't sprouted and I don't think they will ;_;

but tbh mine was really bad a few days ago

>>26526

>water cooler next to bed

fkn genius, anonne.

I live in a dorm room here is my side, I wish I could show you my room at home, its rlly nice and not a mess like here
>>26566
Wow it looks nice but you should paint the walls (if you can)
>>26526
>rug
>on a carpet
But really that water cooler next to bed is a really nice idea

>>26531
i really really really really really like this image :)

>>27819
Gordon is a pure maiden don't @ me

>>27806
Why is cooking seen that way in the first place? It's dumb as fuck. We all need to eat. Are males just supposed to eat raw meat exclusively before marriage?
Why is all basic self-care (doing your own fucking laundry, showering, buying new clothes, WASHING YOUR HANDS) weak and feminine? I'm tired of this. There's nothing inherently submissive about mixing food together and warming it.

I'm tired of the world.

>>27821
Because the history of gender roles, basically. Combined with the bachelor stereotype of being a filthy lazy fuck.

>>27821
Also, on second thought, society is more judgmental towards women who fail those things than they are towards men.

>>27758
gag. yes.

Oddly enough gore doesn't squick me (unless it involves animals, but I just avoid those and haven't been forced to watch any), but pics of dead bodies really gross me out. I remember seeing a dead infant somewhere and that stuck with me.
>>27720
Hot.

>>27673
Kid being put into a dryer for sexual torture purposes

Man holding up another man's head in front of a camera, and like a fancy HD shot of it too. I've seen arguably worse gore but idk that one just really stuck with me

Seeing gore is like therapy for me, especially with suicide pics because it's like I can die vicariously through them (as cringey as it sounds, but it does work). I don't mind animal gore, but it's not as common on the surface web because of how animal abuse is more closely controlled in the US.

One photoset that really has stuck with me was seeing a man progress through cancer until the very end. By the end, his entire facial structure looked like it had collapsed upon itself and in mere weeks appearance-wise, he had changed into a different person. I guess that made me see cancer in a different light because most of the people who I've known to have cancer irl, I haven't seen them in the later stages, so you still have this image of them in your head as "fine" and just dying in their sleep.

Another video that stuck with me, though not particularly gore-y, was a video produced by ISIS of the beheading of three men. What struck me (well, aside from the ages of the beheaders and the expressions of the beheadees, though that's stuff you can find anywhere else) was how polished and well-produced it was; effort was put into every little detail in a way that felt unreal to me and made me feel scared of them in a way I hadn't before.

Cartel killings are interesting to watch because they never fail to use the dullest knife available. They're always on some shitty phone camera, though.

But the one video that made me feel so terrible that I couldn't even press play was this one where a woman believed in this ritual where putting a frog inside her vagina was supposed to grant you a husband. Pretty sure her shaman just wanted to see pussy, but I could not bring myself to see it.

Someone's account of their life with tulpa babies.

Guys scare me in general tbh. But there is something especially scary to me about pale guys in long hair who wear boots and dont clean their nails.

Also aren’t neckbeards stereotypes as being pale? you know because they dont go outside?

>hot or weird
drop dead ugly,especially naked.

Posts pic of ugly guy: "Are dark guys hot or weird to you?"
-that man looks like he has a disease
-Guys scare me in general tbh. But there is something especially scary to me about dark guys
-Also aren’t criminals stereotypes as being dark
-drop dead ugly,especially naked.
Hm…
Aren't most of you pale white girls as well, because you also don't go out much?

>>27813
Pale girls are different from pale boys in their physique so it affects how I perceive their appearance. duh…..

>>27814
Good point, it's not even worth comparing. There are plenty of other traits that are positive or negative depending on gender.