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What's your job like? Anonymous 232819[Reply]

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Anonymous 301463

I'm neeting right now but I used to be a caretaker for the disabled at a group home. It was mostly fun and fulfilling unless I had to help with the one creep disabled guy who definitely should've only had male caretakers.

Anonymous 301685

I teach kids in the afternoon and do homework with them. It's honestly relaxing, I just wish they could stop hugging me but if I don't hug them back, they will suffer from a lack of affection and they will be more likely to kill themselves in the future.

Anonymous 301759

I work at a pharmaceutical distribution center. I fill totes with things like Omeprazole, Bupropion, and lots of vaginal creams. Like so many. There’s also a locked vault that has cool stuff like Amphetamines and medical grade cocaine. I really like it. 4 day work week, overtime, incentive pay. I get like 20k steps a day and the days go by so fast because I stay so busy.

Anonymous 301781

>>301685
Tell them you prefer handshakes or fist bumps it's good to teach kids about boundaries

Anonymous 301798

>>232819
Customer service to the biggest most misogynist population of wrinkly disgusting old scrotes on the planet. If one more walking corpse of an old man calls me honey I’ll lose my mind.



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Anonymous 301738[Reply]

Is it normal to find oral sex disgusting?

Anonymous 301742

yeah because oral sex where a woman is pleasuring a male literally is an act of degradation instead of love/romance. insults based around the idea like "suck my dick" do actually have a meaning and it means for you to submit totally to someone in an act that doesn't give you any pleasure/return any to you like a slave to a master

Anonymous 301743

I find it disgusting because the average person doesn't practice good hygiene
Most men don't even brush their teeth or tongue
I doubt men even properly wash their genitals and don't trim well enough, can't imagine getting hair in my mouth, let alone pubic hair

Anonymous 301752

I find it disgusting too. Porn has normalized it to such a degree that it’s expected in every relationship now

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Anonymous 301741[Reply]

What romance stories have made you cry?

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Anonymous 301748

When I saw "When Harry met Sally" for the first time



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Anonymous 301662[Reply]

These puzzle books are actually really fun. I can kinda see how boomers were entertained before videogames were invented.

Anonymous 301677

Speaking of, I’ve been wanting to visit my Dollar General for one or two of these!

They are really fun and also very good for when you want to zone out while seeming like you’re being productive, too, instead of being “on that goddamn phone all the time”.

Anonymous 301705

Sudoku are my fave, loved doing that in the nuthouse when I was committed. They wouldn't give us pencils with erasers in case we ate them so that added an extra challenge.

Anonymous 301714

Man, I love crosswords and word search. I am too stupid for sudoku tho

Anonymous 301717

i love these types of games so much! whenever i'm on the bus or when i'm listening to youtube videos i always play these. i also play wordle, quordle and octordle every day lol. if you like sudoku check out kakuro and killer sudoku (they're on google store if you use android like me)!



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Anonymous 301675[Reply]

I wish gensokyo was real so bad we could have cool outfits and awesome abilities and not have to deal with annoying moid bullshit. Every time i listen to 2hu tunes I daydream of living in a beautiful land without taxes and societal bullshit. We’d just be dueling eachother and engaging in our hobbies, no pickme-isms or annoying het desires for moids. Idk can any other nonas relate

Anonymous 301704

As a child I felt the same.

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Lolcow.farm hate thread #10 Anonymous 299049[Reply]

last thread >>>/b/281208
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Anonymous 301688

>>301687
its better if you dont see it. you would not want to use lolcow after reading the /w/ farmhand's PMs. its worse than you can imagine. stop posting there

Anonymous 301689

>>301688
please post them!! anons wont believe it without proof

Anonymous 301690

>>301688
can you at least share some parts of it?

Anonymous 301691

>>301688
If it's so bad then we deserve to know.

Anonymous 301692

>>301691
This. I don't want to use a site if the Admin is a degenerate enough that it can't be shared.



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secrets thread Anonymous 261146[Reply]

tell me a secret, nona
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i once got a vibrator stuck up there and lived like that for a day or two until it came out

Anonymous 301480

I tell my bf I paint 5-8 hours a day but I only do it for 2-3

Anonymous 301483

>>301482
lol same, but I feel bad about it

Anonymous 301663

i steal shit but like, really minor shit that no one would notice
i see some yugioh/hello kitty plush left out on a table? i take it and it's mine now
if i see an eraser and nobody's watching, i take it
i've been doing this for months now and nobody ever found out it was me
i've never actually stolen anything from a store though, there's no way i'd get away with that

Anonymous 301664

I wear men's stretchy boxer briefs
Really comfy and easy to wear



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Adhd thread Anonymous 301642[Reply]

how does adderall affact you

Anonymous 301643

I have an addiction on nicotine right now - hopefully ill get my diagnosis soon so ill get adderall and itll actually improve my cognitive performance

Anonymous 301648

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Stimulants like caffeine and nicotine help me stay focused on one thing for longer (~60-70 mins without a break versus ~20-30 mins without a longer break) so I think adderall and adhd meds would make me more functional but I never tried them cause of all the testimonies about feeling like a meth zombie. Even rl friends have told me as much unprompted. For me taking magnesium helped fix my adhd. For me magnesium oxide and magnesium citrate work to cure it (magnesium oxide's cheaper since you can get it in a powder and mix it with seltzer for 2 weeks of doses. It just tastes like a mix of salty and slightly oceany/seafoody so pills may be better for some of you). Lions mane has worked to cure adhd in my friends but not me, its another option to try. Basically I dont like the idea of being dependent on my prescription and this fixes me 80% of the way where just a cup of coffee or zyn pouch throughout the day keep me functioning fine.

Anonymous 301649

>>301648
Tried to find the website I learned this from but couldn't. In case anyone wants to try mixing magnesium hydroxide (not oxide like I said previously) heres the process.
You'll need a 1 liter bottle of club soda/carbonated water/seltzer water (I can find it for a dollar at walmart)
You'll also need a bag of magnesium hydroxide (I've had luck with the bulk supplements brand. Spent $15 on a bag a year ago and still using the same one. ~2 year shelf life according to the exp. date)
Measure a teaspoon of magnesium and sit it aside.
Open the seltzer water and put a large funnel inside it. (The one I use is a bit bigger than a coffee cup)
have the cap ready in one hand and the measured magnesium in the other.
slam the spoon in the base of the funnel and then immediately pull the funnel out. Immediately screw the cap back on (you'll have ~5 seconds before it spews everywhere. It needs the carbonation so the magnesium sticks to the water and gets distributed)
once capped shake for 30 seconds. sit in the fridge for an hour. shake again for 30 seconds. You now have ~2 weeks of magnesium. 2-3 swigs a day.

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Anonymous 300945[Reply]

Is there ANY way to age gracefully?

Or does life just go to shit after like 36 and there's no real way to avoid this?
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Anonymous 301109

women age gracefully by default
moids don't and they have no chance to

Anonymous 301567

>>301109
This is as helpful as a subliminals YouTube video.

>>300945
Have a good haircut, dress well, smile, be worth for more than just your appearance.

Anonymous 301616

>>300945
Don't get fat, don't let your skin go to shit (protip: UV radiation, liquor and tobacco are your biggest enemies) and take care of your hair.

That's like 90% of the physical side of "aging gracefully" right there.

Anonymous 301640

yes im aging gracefully like my mom did

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Are you more like your mother or your father? Anonymous 138934[Reply]

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Anonymous 295988

I didn't meet my father until much later in life, so I just naturally drew parellels with my mother. Once we did meet I realised we're exactly alike and that's why my mother resents me so much. I don't know if it's an inheritable condition, but we're both quiet, latched into stoicism as teenagers, and neither of us is particularly emotional, yet we're both prone to melancholy and depression, and we're both unerringly calm during stress. Neither of us processes sadness or grief well, though in different ways, and we both fail to be romantic/intimate enough to keep a longterm relationship. We're both naturally good at science, math and technology, chose to pursue a pure-science career and transitioned into more humanitarian-focused fields around 30 years old. We think the same way about moral, ethical, social and even political issues, despite growing up in completely diametrically opposing environments. While we might not look alike, I inherited his hair, eyes, skin tone and height against the odds.

Anonymous 295992

I look exactly like a lanky version of my grandma on my dad's side when she was my age. Personality wise I am nothing like either of them.
My dad's very perfectionist who can redo things 20 times without satisfaction and my mom is extremely opinionated on everything. They're also extremely extroverted and I'm shy as a mofo. I am just a moron who sort of goes with the flow.

Anonymous 296001

like my mother, overall she is a mess so i think i rather just have to accept that im a bit fucked so yes

Anonymous 301578

I'm kind of like my dad but I think I'm becoming more aware of the traits I've inherited from him. I used to not relate to my mum at all but I'm much more appreciative of her now. I also have the same face as her and as she's getting older she looks more and more like her own mum which scares me because it reminds me that her mind will go.

Anonymous 301597

Looks wise I've always been told I look like my father until I got older and now everyone says I'm just like my mother in the way I talk, walk, act, etc. Personality wise way more like my father; highly emotional, insecure, anxious, etc. I hate it but there's not much to do about it.



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