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Online Dating Anonymous 89908[Reply]

Have any of you succeeded in using dating apps or meeting people online? I have always wanted to give it a go but it's so daunting to me. I would absolutely panic if I caught someone who expressed interest aaaaaaa please tell me someone else was in my boat once
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Anonymous 101713

>>101655
>really thirsty
Have you seen how guys use Tinder? They swipe right indiscriminately at first, defeating the whole purpose of this app. The vetting process starts after they get matches. The amount of likes a woman gets is not a true indicator of her attractiveness to men.

Anonymous 101714

>>101713
>The vetting process starts after they get matches.
AKA he will unmatch you once you ghost his messages

Anonymous 102389

>>89908
In my experience these apps aren’t great for anything serious. Even if someone looked great and had the right interests etc there was never any real chemistry. Impossible to judge from images or a profile if there’ll be a connection there

Anonymous 102395

>>96803
That's so cute.
>>89908
No Tinder was a disaster for me lol.

Anonymous 102440

To streamline my online dating I've started asking to talk to guys on the phone before meeting in person. I just talked to this guy for an hour before he casually says that he's probably moving at some point. I ask when, he says months. I ask what he's looking for, and he says nothing serious.
35 years old and not looking for anything serious. And women are the ones accused of sleeping around? Men are fucking retarded



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personality style test Anonymous 86717[Reply]

ever wanted to self diagnose yourself just like the youngsters on the internet do ? well then this quiz is for you ! take it and find out which mental illness fits you best

ps: this quiz has 105 ( extremely short ) questions so i hope you're prepared for that
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Anonymous 104753

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>>86717
I got multiple personality styles and this is the first time I feel validated by a personality test because I feel like I'm a completely different person in different situations. It said maybe I just chose agree for too many, but I genuinely feel like I have multiple personality styles that fluctuate. Like I've gotten several different results for Myers Briggs at different times I've taken it. Maybe it's just bc I'm autistic and probably bipolar

Anonymous 104774

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Am I really that sick?

Anonymous 104784

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I'm surprised some of these are so low and that some are so high…

Anonymous 105717

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>mfw the personality test says i took it wrong

Anonymous 105726

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>>105717
Lmao same thing happened to me.



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I like twinks Anonymous 105523[Reply]

Is it weird that I prefer cute boys that are my height, instead of tall muscular chads?
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Anonymous 105539

>>105523
I've pretty much always preferred cute skinny guys, height isn't a big deal to me though since it's very rare to see men close to mine (I've seen one in my whole life)
It makes me a bit sad that a lot of guys either fearfully avoid all things remotely feminine or go completely overboard pursuing an ethot look. Why can't there be more regular guys who happen to have soft long hair ;-;
>>105531
still fits, their tyrant side comes out when you don't indulge in their delusions

Anonymous 105544

>>105539
>when you don't indulge in their delusions
I'm pretty sure that delusion is a basic component of a human being.

Anonymous 105567

Not at all. Cute twinks your own size are easier to defend yourself against so it just makes sense.

Anonymous 105598

Non-tall guys are not all twinks, anon lmao
Also no, it's not weird at all

>>105532
>Is there nothing inbetween? It's either someone your height, cute and uwu soft or a tall muscular misogynistic chad?
this
Seriously OP are you basing your idea of men off dating memes or something?
>>105539
>It makes me a bit sad that a lot of guys either fearfully avoid all things remotely feminine or go completely overboard pursuing an ethot look. Why can't there be more regular guys who happen to have soft long hair ;-;
I know that feel but tbh you can see the variety more clearly in real life

Anonymous 105723

>>105523
A guy your height is not a twink. I am insulted as a gym-rat hater and metalhead-lover.



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Knitting/Crocheting? Anonymous 104864[Reply]

Any s who knit/crocheting?
>what are you working on?
>easiest and hardest thing to make for you?
>favorite type of material/tools?
>how did you begin knitting/crocheting?
>tell us some tips!
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Anonymous 105269

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lol forgot the pic, been gazing at this wanting to make it for forever

Anonymous 105346

I taught myself to knit years ago but forgot how to do it. Easiest thing is granny squares, scarves, anything rectangle or square. My dad gave me a crochet lace set that belonged to my great aunt last year. I'd like to learn how to make something instead of having it sit under my desk in a box.

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>>105269
wow this is so pretty. i wish i could see it enlarged because i cant read that tiny print for the life of me. would really like to knit/crochet this at some point

>what are you working on?

gloves. picrel. if anyone is a good knitter, do you think its manageable to create these gloves with super bulky yarn when it calls for just plain old bulky yarn and size US 10 (6.0 mm) needles? what needles would i have to use to accommodate the super bulky yarn weight?
>easiest and hardest thing to make for you?
easiest? scarf. it was my first project and i made 8 scarves for family, friends and pets. hardest? a blanket. it's so time consuming
>favorite type of material/tools?
i wish i could get my hands on merino wool. i prefer aluminum needles to bamboo. bamboo makes it difficult for the yarn to knit. too much resistance and it hurts my fingers if i knit on them too long
>how did you begin knitting/crocheting?
i taught myself once covid hit because i was bored
>tell us some tips!
start off with a simple project and work your way up to more advanced projects

Anonymous 105571

>>105560
>wow this is so pretty. i wish i could see it enlarged because i cant read that tiny print for the life of me. would really like to knit/crochet this at some point
Honestly I can't read the print either, I found a different transcription of the lace online, and I'm recreating it to look like it, but I'm not following the exact pattern. I have a habit of just winging it and making up my own patterns and usually it turns out ok, if not I learn from it and have a better understanding of clothing than I did before.
>if anyone is a good knitter, do you think its manageable to create these gloves with super bulky yarn when it calls for just plain old bulky yarn and size US 10 (6.0 mm) needles? what needles
Does it have a gauge listed, because everyone knits at a different tension so its hard to tell. If it has a gauge listed, knit a swatch in the super bulky yarn and adjust your tension to be tighter to meet the gauge requirements.

Anonymous 105670

>>105571
>Does it have a gauge listed?
14 stitches and 18 rows= 4 inches in
stockinette stitch
or
Stockinette: 16 sts / 24 rows = 4 inches
Horseshoe Cable: 20 sts / 24 rows = 4 inches
the mitt pattern is called Bella Swan's mittens from Twilight if anyone is interested in the gloves.
>I have a habit of just winging it and making up my own patterns
I wish i was this talented. I follow ravelry knitting guides online because i'm so new to knitting



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Moid comebacks Anonymous 104187[Reply]

Post the best comebacks you have seen or thought of in response to common moid stupidity.

Requests welcome too!
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Anonymous 105396

>>104463

what do when I respond like this but they laugh and try harder instead?

Anonymous 105568

>>105350
"straight" men lie about their sexualities all the time though, a lot of them are bi and jerk it to tranny porn or cheat on their wives with men.

Anonymous 105649

>>105396
stand and scream "fucking take a hint and fuck off you creep"

Anonymous 105655

Just shit your pants right then and there

Anonymous 105663

>>104459
a funny one is to pick your nose and say "eeew, go away"



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Anonymous 105576[Reply]

does anyone else here get UTIs all the time and they're so painful and they just won't go away

Anonymous 105586

>>105576
Are you drinking enough water? I noticed I always get them if I'm dehydrated or if I hold in pee for a long time, don't know if that might help a little. Sorry you're going through this, UTIs suck

Anonymous 105588

Make sure you wash your hands and toys before and after you masturbate. And any guy you fuck should be clean too.
Could also be kidney stones.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 105595

Moved to >>>/hb/13034.



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Anonymous 104105[Reply]

What do you think about firearms?
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Anonymous 105492

My friend won't let me own one

Anonymous 105524

>>105490
This is unironically the mentality that women who refuse to carry have.
Maybe without the moid part but still.
It's not a weapon, it's a means of survival.

Anonymous 105537

>>105524
NTA but Im not going to waste money on something Ill likely never use
>but what about the one time you need it!
could be said of many thinks like an AED, which I also will not be spending money on.

Give me a free gun and ill keep it around my house ready to go, unlocked and loaded, just in case.

Anonymous 105542

>>104105
They're cool, collecting an absurd amount of them is cringe consoomer behavior though. I believe in gun control. I'm not sure about the laws in my country but if I ever live alone I'm going to try to get one

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>>105490
Wanting the best tool to protect yourself from being mugged, raped, kidnapped or murdered makes you a moid now, ok



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Anonymous 105314[Reply]

I wonder what the single funniest joke of all time was.
It probably was extremely situational, and made reference to all sorts of things that just happened to align perfectly at that moment when it was made.

Anonymous 105315

Also i would certainly probably fuck whoever said it

Anonymous 105341

How do you quantify that? Because the people would have to be aware of the situation to find it funny. Is it the joke that evoked the most total mirth? Because that could just be a joke that lots of people heard but wasn't really THAT funny to each individual

Anonymous 105342

>>105341
I think the single funniest joke even if only fully understood by one person. Like a cosmic alignment. It's full significance known only to God.

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Anonymous 105284[Reply]

Petite Parker or Bara Brock, which one do you prefer?
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Anonymous 105366

I like big dumb himbo manly bods way more but Peter Parker isn't petite or skinny, he's decently toned, imo.

What Spiderman series is this and how many comics do I have to read to get to that part?

Anonymous 105374

>>105366
It's not directly a spiderman series, from issue two of Cosmic Ghost Rider: Destroys Marvel History.

Anonymous 105378

venom is such a stud its incredible
they knew what they were doing

Anonymous 105407

>>105284
brock most definitely - only downside is he's a blonde.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 105441

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Anonymous 104558[Reply]

A new breed of moid

Anonymous 104861

>>104558
this is cute, i am saving this video

Anonymous 104862

There was a weird juggling kid at my college freshmen year, really not sure why he thought juggling was going to impress everyone. Freshmen in college really are the most awkward people.

Anonymous 105308

I wonder what animals think

Anonymous 105352

>>105308
You might like to know that it's likely that animals have dreams like humans do, they dream about things they've seen and experienced in real life. Cats and dogs, for example, definitely dream.



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