/b/ - Random

>>36419
Bundy pulled that shit out of his ass to cast the blame on anything but himself. A better example would be Richard Ramirez.

I don't like porn and it mostly disgusts me. I honestly wish my boyfriend felt the same, but he doesn't and it's very unlikely I will ever meet a man like that in this day and age.

I would never try to control what other people watch, though. That's kind of shitty man.

>>36420
>>36419
you know there's a line for embedding youtube videos in comments, right?

>>35986
>Having a shaved pussy is basically a requirement these days and anal is practically a given after a few months.

I straight don't believe this anymore based on my one and only normie boyfriend of three years. I know that's not enough evidence for some, but I don't care, being with a living guy has completely changed how I view mainstream media like movies and shit where the characters in the romcom or even serious drama ALWAYS have some line around anal or hairy pussys, either as jokes or some social commentary. I'm convinced these are done by writers who're already weird sheltered sociopaths who think it's like 'taboo' or some stock-funny you must put in, like the stupid wilhelm scream. Gotta have an anal reference, it's not a romcom without one. Guy falls of building, gotta have wilhelm scream.

Second month in bf simply tells me one night before sexing "You don't have to shave here, you know." Because I was paranoid as hell about this and always made sure I was slick as fuck before every time, and he just bluntly tells me he prefers it natural. And after three years anal has never even entered our conversations. We've talked kinks/different sex stuff and the 'weirdest' he's gotten is he specifically loves handjobs in the shower.

>>36349
>wizard
>boy

Wizards are on their 30s

>>36349
Users on smaller chans like Lain or Wiz are easily hitting their mid 30s at this point.

I think the average person here doesn’t even think of wizardchan even for .01% of their time

The honest ones atleast

>>36343
They're okay. Harmless and accepting of their hand in life. I like them, honestly. They don't "reeee" about everything and demand for women to be raped or mutilated. I'm sure they hate us though. They can hold conversations, have interests, and are worldly for men who probably haven't left their parents' house.

Eh, if I had to be a man and a virgin, I'd want to go the wizard route. Volatile, murderous incels and the whiney "I fingered a girl a few months ago but I will be alone forever" or "let's go gay" r9k robots don't have redeeming qualities.

>>36353
Technically correct but many users of wizchan are much younger

>>36183
No I don’t think that counts, sorry

I like the small birds that are cute and nice and colourful and chirp nice.
I don't like the medium-sized corvids and other similar birds. They're too scary for me.

I always try to take a snap of a bird if I'm out with my camera, though I don't actively go bird watching or anything like that. Also, birds poop and stuff, which is gross.

I put up a birdfeeder last winter and it was really fun watching the chickadees and sparrows.
And I always put out old bread and bones for the crows and whatever else is around here in the summer.
I don't think I could ever live somewhere that doesn't have songbirds chirping in the mornings.

I watch the birds in my garden when I spot one but that's it. They're cute but unapproachable (unlike cats).

I had hummingbirds in my yard last year since I planted flowers. But then a stray cat ate several and now this year there are none.

I'm conflicted because hummingbirds are cute and cats are cute, but I ended up siding with the birdies and installed an ultrasonic thing to drive off the cat.

>>36143
uh, don't want to make it into "one of those threads" but it's euro countries, particularly scandi ones, that consistently top the life expectancy and happiness indices (i.e. they will tend to live longer and happier lives than an american will tend to lead).
idk where you got the idea of QoL being better in the US unless you're comparing it very specifically to eastern euro countries.

I agree with the freedums to an extent, but I like a lot of the protections in place that most other countries' governments provide.

>>36121
We are omnivores, but she's not wrong when she says that our bodies are designed to eat meat. The food pyramid is basically upside down and meat should make up the majority of our diets and plants should be thought of as supplements, or even optional.

>>36138
Sure you won't like vegetables if you're a picky eater, but gagging on them? It makes me wonder if vegetables in America are just garbage too.

>>36267
Reminds me of this German vegetables meme.
>Translation: I don't get why my kids don't (like to) eat vegetables

>>34809
Yes. My mom raised us on frozen, precooked, packaged meals, we were always allowed to have as many sweets and snacks as we want, it's a miracle we're not obese.
My brother is a year younger and a super picky eater and my sister is 9 years younger, meaning even more spoiled and she's absolutely impossible (like even in McDonalds most things are not good enough for her, she only wants very specific stuff). I'm somewhat okay, I guess (or maybe not)

But on the other hand many of the kids who grew up sheltered and were only allowed to eat healthily turned out to be somewhat weak (short, quick to fall ill, etc).

My mother is a teacher and there's one kid who once vomited after being forced to take a single bite of a vegetable lmao. Afterwards she told him to drink some water and after just one sip he dryheaved already. Only chips and coke for him lol.

>>36278
I unironically love those canned peas and carrots. Cooked > raw vegetables

>>34201
Never name your son Enzo
every boy born in hueland since 2012 has the exact same name, it`s like the most common name you could give

Boy: Gregory or Alexander
Girl: Katja or Julianna

>>34201
>enzo
Poor kid.
>adamastor
C'mon you have to be kidding me, if you want something surrounding those events at least look at the names of the men involved in the crossing of the Cape then. It isn't much different from naming your kid Cthulhu.
Btw, imagine marrying a man who crossed the Cape. Damn, he'd give you some strong babies

>>32892
>Baby fever
There's one thing you're missing.

>Tfw an obscure meme nobody cares about any more.

https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s

>>32892
Anybody else think this is a funny looking baby?

>>35951
Fuck off.

So which one is your husbando?

Are reverse traps gay?

>>36049
That would mean AAP is also gay. But clearly, it's not. So no, they aren't.

>>36034

Metalmamemon
Metalgreymon
Greymon
Tyrannomon
Monochromon
Devimon
Pheonixmon
Myotismon
Skullgreymon



All that new age crap reeks and the fact that they focus so hard on mega's nowadays kills it for me. I was so exited for Digimon World: Next Order. Then when You literally had to shoot straight to an ultimate to even do anything past the first map killed it for me.

Coming from a couple with 0 fighting experience that likes to play fight like idiots my boyfriend can (barely, but he can) overpower me despite weighing less than me and exercising less. Such is life.

>>36062
Well what are you waiting for? Do you even lift?

>>35168
Those boys are basically girls, no wonder they've got the jackets on to look bigger. Even her calves are bigger than theirs.

>>36062
This: >>36078
Start lifting so you can go Amazon-mode and do stuff to him.

>>35180
Is that a tiny junkie she's messing with?

>>35168
I did brazilian jiu jitsu as a teenager. Grappling is different to striking in that you can use all of your strength in training and sparring. Men typically held back, but when they didn't, it was like trying to bend an iron bar.

>>36171
Reminder that to men they are the minimum. Any less pretty than that and you are femcel forever.

empty, yes it's an ad. did you read the title? Vogue X Instagram "Freedom! 90" Video

respectless? in what way?

what attitudes have changed? is this bait?

>>36171
Thanks to the hordes of kpop fans in the west, prepare for it to get even worse as music groups seek to capitalize on it.

>clit-boy
a what?

>>36128
It's the opposite of a dick girl

i thought it was "cuntboy" not "clitboy"…

I like listening to political commentary podcasts/streams because I find the topics they're discussing interesting, sometimes I just like to listen to podcasts of girls talking about themselves and to each other about what's going on their lives for the reason you stated though. I wish I had a nice Stacy friend.

I have a love-hate relationship with podcasts.

Not sure about the friends thing though. There are times I don’t feel like watching a screen or want something to listen to while doing laundry, the dishes, or drinking coffee.

The majority of podcasts I come across are really annoying though (to me). Especially ones in the States. It’s hard to find a happy medium between hipster beer keg hour and NPR dry as sand monotony. I find a lot of podcasters to not have good voices - either they enunciate words weirdly, have lisps or speak in ways that are distracting, or are just unpleasant to listen to because they go off on tangents or talk about themselves too much.

The only podcast I like right now is Euphomet. It’s well edited, entertaining, engaging, and more interview style than ‘sitting in my garage’. Another one is Realm of the Weird, but John Tenney doesn’t really produce episodes anymore.

I used to like You Must Remember This, but I think Karina Longworth sensationalizes her subjects and relies on conjecture to reel you in. The best series she did was on Hollywood blondes. Nothing else has kept my interest since then.