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are fingers based off of sex or sexuality? Anonymous 227473[Reply]

im a female homosexual and my ring finger is longer than my pointer but i also see people saying it depends on your sex?? and that women are supposed to have equal length pointer and ring fingers??? so im very confused
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Anonymous 312763

Friend who works at a bank just said get your money out of the bank today and buy gold, guns, ammo, and food.

Anonymous 312764

>>312763
Cool. Nobody asked.

Anonymous 312772

>>312763
At the sperm bank?

Anonymous 312774

>>312772
Dude shut the fuck up nobody cares.

Anonymous 313842

People get arrested for protesting and Americans say censorship is a myth.



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Anonymous 313608[Reply]

Hi (I'm a little baby btw)
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Anonymous 313681

>>313621
This TBH there needs to be a site that makes you postiyour fucking birth certificate or be inv’d by another woman to get on it. Any online space for women will be filled with these skin walkers VERY QUICK

Anonymous 313683

>>313681
can't wait to have my birth certificate leaked online

Anonymous 313687

>>313681
They tried that but with drivers licenses and it all got leaked and incels made a smash or pass out of it. It's unfortunate but I think skinwalkers are an occupational hazard unless you're willing to deeply compromise user privacy.

Anonymous 313823

You should kill yourself little baby style

Anonymous 313829

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>>313608
Tsukasa posting this thread from her Nokia 7510 Supernova WAP browser



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Anonymous 294880[Reply]

New and hopefully last bunker thread

Which online personality would you be most or least surprised to find out they're farmhand, admin or former admin?
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Anonymous 313790

>>313789
damn shes fat!

Anonymous 313791

aw yeah time to party

Anonymous 313792

kek damn it's back up. kind of wanted to party in here too.

Anonymous 313793

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>>313792
Me too. Maybe next time nona kek.

Anonymous 313794

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>>313793
ok when lc combusts I'll make sure to come back here for you.



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I hate swimming Anonymous 310515[Reply]

I hate swimming. I hate how bathing suits make me feel fat from how tight they are and how much they show. I hate having to see moids and their hairy unshaven unwashed fat bodies. I hate people seeing my feet and having to see a bunch of hairy fungal feet. I hate getting water up my nose or in my eyes and mouth. I hate how many women wear bathing suits showing their asscheeks. We're not ok with grown adults in their underwear touching our kids while they're in their underwear but we're ok with grown adults in swimsuits touching our kids while they're in swimsuits? I hate the beach and getting sand everywhere and how unclean the water is. I hate that the only alternative is rotting in your house because it's too unbearably hot to go outside otherwise. I hate how if I don't do it then the summer goes by so fast and I'm right back to rotting in my house anyways because it's freezing cold during the winter and you can't go anywhere without getting frostbite and hiking through a million feet of snow. This is an endless loop of hell every year
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Anonymous 310814

>>310515
This comic would be way better without the sea monster talking.

Anonymous 311014

I have to go to the beach with my family for the next couple days. I hate the beach so fucking much you have no idea please pray for me nonas

Stop flood detecting

Anonymous 313029

I love swimming. It's the best way to move almost every muscle in your body in a fun way :]

Anonymous 313050

Can't relate.
A top 5 activity for me.
>t. Bitch with long ass limbs.

Anonymous 313761

Maybe living in a free country leads people to be trusting and friendly and living in a police state causes people to be suspicious and rude.

Americans used to be surprised Russians from the Soviet Union were unfriendly.

Now that the USA is also a police state, you might understand why.



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Texas Nonas Chicken Tender Ranking Anonymous 313698[Reply]

Here is my chicken tender ranking list. Do you agree? Disagree? What is your ranking?

1. Lisas
2. Braums
3. Slims
4. Popeyes
5. Zaxbys
6. Churchs
7. KFC
8. Canes

Anonymous 313701

Why would you put KFC that low?

Anonymous 313703

Where I am we don't have half of that but they recently added bojangles and it's superior to several of these



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Severe menstrual cramps Anonymous 308299[Reply]

>Has anyone here experienced them?
>What do you take?

I used to experience normal pain in my periods. Sometimes more, sometimes less, but nothing that an ibuprofen couldn't fix.
A year ago, after taking the morning after pill, my periods are a living hell.
I can take ibuprofen, ponstyl, paracetamol, more ibuprofen, natural antispasmodics, aspirin, aspirin+caffeine, shit I even tried most of that shit mixed together, and no matter what I experience the worst pain ever. Ibuprofen 600+ponstil 500mg it's probably what I found to work better, but it takes 1 hour and a half to make some effect and it only last 2 or 3 hours… And there is still some pain but it's bearable compared to the hell I'm getting use to experience.
It just doesn't feel right to feel so much pain once a month. I really miss my normal periods. Now it hurts so bad I usually end up throwing up due to the pain. I had experienced intense pain before since I had broke my wrist once, my toes playing football, and some other painful experiences and I usually bear pretty well with the pain, so I guess I'm not exaggerating and it's actually very painful.
I went to the gynecologist for my annual appointment 3 months after it started, she told me it was probably due to the morning after pill since it could cause an hormonal imbalance for as much as 6 month. But it's been almost a year and sometimes it even get worse.

Anonymous 308305

Could be a burst ovarian cyst but i personally hate talking to doctors since they tell me its just anxiety.

Anonymous 308308

ive been bleeding for an entire month now and i have no money for a doctor. im going to die soon

Anonymous 308384

>>308308
You need ice.

Anonymous 313579

>>308299
I don't know if it'll help but for me (turmeric) ginger tea helps a lot with cramps. I know a girl who gets pretty severe ones, I could ask her what she does.

Anonymous 313682

I get diarrhoea at the peak of my period and when I drink so I can’t even drink to relieve it cos then i’m shitting twice as much



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Anonymous 307629[Reply]

cursed file extension
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Anonymous 308898

>>308895
thanks for the bump I guess bitch

Anonymous 310478

Who thought inventing this shit was a good idea?

Anonymous 312563

test

Anonymous 313279

>>307629
Yeah, it's annoying.
I've bookmarked this converter I like:
https://ezgif.com/webp-to-png

Anonymous 313660

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>>313279
Oh thank you so much. I use this site all the time to make gifs from videos, had no idea it also converted webp



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Anonymous 313182[Reply]

Did you often dream of getting married? What was your ideal marriage like?
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Anonymous 313207

>>313182
No I couldn't actually live with a moid. I don't even think I want children. Actually Im pretty sure both would be a nightmare. I know I'd just be the domestic slave and he's skip out on things as much as he could get away with. And it's too unfun to look for moids who aren't like that.

Anonymous 313208

>>313207
is that because of your family? I notice people that hate the idea of having a family are people that just had shitty families to begin with

Anonymous 313526

always. still do. i dream of a patient man who only wants me and has only ever wanted me

Anonymous 313575

Yeah I did as child up until my 20s, now I don't want it. If I want to leave my current bf I just want to leave without stupid paperwork. Or vice versa if he does to me.

Anonymous 313578

>>313182
I don't know if I'll ever get married (and if I do it's at least as likely to be to another woman as to a man) but if I do I want to have it in the same place my parents were married, in the same dress my mother wore. Is that cheesy/sappy?



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The absolute state Anonymous 313474[Reply]

I step away from this website for a year or two and suddenly every single post appears to be written by underage teenagers and tiktok/instagram normies. Was it always like this? Have I just matured?

Anonymous 313475

yes

Anonymous 313477

I'm just young at heart.

Anonymous 313490

Both but also being a "femcel" has become trendy so tiktok normies are migrating

Anonymous 313534

>>313476
Kill yourself



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Anonymous 258516[Reply]

Describe what your perfect day would be like, plans, hobbies or even your favorite weather. What hobbies or plans would you like to have?
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Anonymous 258787

Nice weather– sunny but temperate so I can wear whatever I'd like. Make mayo egg toast and an iced coffee. Put on a cute outfit. Bike to the library or take a train into the city. Draw, read, window shop.. bonus if I have a friend with me! Get dinner somewhere. Go home, have time to work on my diary/hobbies/play vidya. Lounge around until I fall asleep.

Anonymous 258842

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>Rainy or snowy Day
>Inside, warm and cozy under my blanket
>Drinking tea, peppermint, sencha, or oolong
>My room smells nice. The candle scent wafts around the air, a warm vanilla.
>I'm reading a good book at my desk, either classic fiction or manga or I'm watching an old anime from 10+ years ago.
>While doing this, I am writing scripts in Python to automate some tasks on my desktop or I am playing a video game that is also from 10+ years ago.
Feels good s.

Anonymous 312796

>>258516
>Rainy or cold day
>wake up early, 5 or 6am (if i don't feel tired)
>get out of bed and make me some coffee, eggs and nice bread with chesse
>return to my room, relax a little
>start working on a simple sewing project
>finish it, looks perfect (i'm trying to learn sewing recently and i make alot of mistakes).
>read through threads on an old blog or imageboard about a new thing
>gain knowledge on said thing and start enjoying it
>have a light lunch, something like beef strogonoff, it's my favorite food.
>relax a bit more, maybe finish a book vn that i have on the backburner.
>go to the kitchen and bake some cookies, make some black tea with milk to go along with it
>hang out with online friends, make lots of jokes and laugh so much in the evening
>sleep at like 0am or 1am, very satisfied and happy with myself.

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Anonymous 312874

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.

Anonymous 313527

fall. i wake up and go to the aquarium with someone. its a bit chilly. after the aquarium we eat at a cafe and go shopping for trinkets and candles. we stop at a photobooth. we crash at their place for 7 hours. at night i come home. its pouring rain. i light a scented candle. i turn on lofi music. i wear my pajamas. i play a video game



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