/b/ - Random

i once got a vibrator stuck up there and lived like that for a day or two until it came out

I tell my bf I paint 5-8 hours a day but I only do it for 2-3

>>301482
lol same, but I feel bad about it

i steal shit but like, really minor shit that no one would notice
i see some yugioh/hello kitty plush left out on a table? i take it and it's mine now
if i see an eraser and nobody's watching, i take it
i've been doing this for months now and nobody ever found out it was me
i've never actually stolen anything from a store though, there's no way i'd get away with that

I wear men's stretchy boxer briefs
Really comfy and easy to wear

I have an addiction on nicotine right now - hopefully ill get my diagnosis soon so ill get adderall and itll actually improve my cognitive performance

Stimulants like caffeine and nicotine help me stay focused on one thing for longer (~60-70 mins without a break versus ~20-30 mins without a longer break) so I think adderall and adhd meds would make me more functional but I never tried them cause of all the testimonies about feeling like a meth zombie. Even rl friends have told me as much unprompted. For me taking magnesium helped fix my adhd. For me magnesium oxide and magnesium citrate work to cure it (magnesium oxide's cheaper since you can get it in a powder and mix it with seltzer for 2 weeks of doses. It just tastes like a mix of salty and slightly oceany/seafoody so pills may be better for some of you). Lions mane has worked to cure adhd in my friends but not me, its another option to try. Basically I dont like the idea of being dependent on my prescription and this fixes me 80% of the way where just a cup of coffee or zyn pouch throughout the day keep me functioning fine.

>>301648
Tried to find the website I learned this from but couldn't. In case anyone wants to try mixing magnesium hydroxide (not oxide like I said previously) heres the process.
You'll need a 1 liter bottle of club soda/carbonated water/seltzer water (I can find it for a dollar at walmart)
You'll also need a bag of magnesium hydroxide (I've had luck with the bulk supplements brand. Spent $15 on a bag a year ago and still using the same one. ~2 year shelf life according to the exp. date)
Measure a teaspoon of magnesium and sit it aside.
Open the seltzer water and put a large funnel inside it. (The one I use is a bit bigger than a coffee cup)
have the cap ready in one hand and the measured magnesium in the other.
slam the spoon in the base of the funnel and then immediately pull the funnel out. Immediately screw the cap back on (you'll have ~5 seconds before it spews everywhere. It needs the carbonation so the magnesium sticks to the water and gets distributed)
once capped shake for 30 seconds. sit in the fridge for an hour. shake again for 30 seconds. You now have ~2 weeks of magnesium. 2-3 swigs a day.

Moved to >>>/hb/21189.

women age gracefully by default
moids don't and they have no chance to

>>301109
This is as helpful as a subliminals YouTube video.

>>300945
Have a good haircut, dress well, smile, be worth for more than just your appearance.

>>300945
Don't get fat, don't let your skin go to shit (protip: UV radiation, liquor and tobacco are your biggest enemies) and take care of your hair.

That's like 90% of the physical side of "aging gracefully" right there.

yes im aging gracefully like my mom did

Moved to >>>/hb/21193.

I didn't meet my father until much later in life, so I just naturally drew parellels with my mother. Once we did meet I realised we're exactly alike and that's why my mother resents me so much. I don't know if it's an inheritable condition, but we're both quiet, latched into stoicism as teenagers, and neither of us is particularly emotional, yet we're both prone to melancholy and depression, and we're both unerringly calm during stress. Neither of us processes sadness or grief well, though in different ways, and we both fail to be romantic/intimate enough to keep a longterm relationship. We're both naturally good at science, math and technology, chose to pursue a pure-science career and transitioned into more humanitarian-focused fields around 30 years old. We think the same way about moral, ethical, social and even political issues, despite growing up in completely diametrically opposing environments. While we might not look alike, I inherited his hair, eyes, skin tone and height against the odds.

I look exactly like a lanky version of my grandma on my dad's side when she was my age. Personality wise I am nothing like either of them.
My dad's very perfectionist who can redo things 20 times without satisfaction and my mom is extremely opinionated on everything. They're also extremely extroverted and I'm shy as a mofo. I am just a moron who sort of goes with the flow.

like my mother, overall she is a mess so i think i rather just have to accept that im a bit fucked so yes

I'm kind of like my dad but I think I'm becoming more aware of the traits I've inherited from him. I used to not relate to my mum at all but I'm much more appreciative of her now. I also have the same face as her and as she's getting older she looks more and more like her own mum which scares me because it reminds me that her mind will go.

Looks wise I've always been told I look like my father until I got older and now everyone says I'm just like my mother in the way I talk, walk, act, etc. Personality wise way more like my father; highly emotional, insecure, anxious, etc. I hate it but there's not much to do about it.

>>301066
i got it from one of those dumb online skincare websites lol. i chatted with a nurse, sent her a pic of my teenage acne, and she gave me the rx

funnily enough i did find out about the breast swelling side effect bc a troon on tiktok made a video about it. it works for women too though as my friend had the same side effect

>>300965
>Why do skinny girls even want these?

Looks way better.

>>301042
ive been on spiro for 6 months now and my boobs have stayed the same and I still get the occasional pimple…. Why is life so unfair

I love being flat chested,no tits,nipples only

Moved to >>>/hb/21174.

shutting the brain off and pretending to be some cutesy shoujo protagonist usually makes daily tasks easier

>>301339
I lift weights, drink tea, keep a clean home and play vidya. It doesn’t really keep the existential horror at bay but at least I feel stronk and my house is nice

killing myself

Cooking food that is so yummy it makes me forget. Or make up stories in my head that I might as well write short stories about, or comics. But I dont because I am lazy

>>301339
making my dream life in the sims

>>301171
never
I hate men

I went to Happy Lamb with my bf. The food was really good but the service was bad and some buffet plates had hair on them. And people were talking way too loudly.

Never been to one, no idea how to get into one either but i don't care lol

I like date nights with my boyfriend. He always pays like a gentleman, but really I wouldn't even mind. I just like being around him.

Moved to >>>/feels/119842.

>>301513
Cartoons and comics are entertaining, and Americans don't make good cartoons and comics any more, so naturally people fly to the Japanese.

Moved to >>>/media/36344.

>>269221
updated my routine a bit:

textbook
bunpo app
akebi kanji practice
anki sets
read news or novel

>>271662
I haven't been using my textbook. I finished the bunpo jlpt n1 course but I still do reviews. I've been slacking on news articles, too.

new daily routine:
anki kanji and grammar decks
read 1 news article
read novel or manga
write at least 3 sentences and have them corrected

>>297161
Changed my routine, I can feel a lot of improvement lately:

business Japanese anki
jlpt all levels grammar anki
kanji radicals anki
grammar app n1 review
nihongo no mori n1 grammar videos
read manga

Exercise 3 days a week M W F
Ride bike 3 days a week at minimum T T S
IPL 3 days a week T T S
Memrise and Anki every day
>>299166
You’re doing amazing and it’s so heartening to see your updates. I’m rooting for you!

>>181390
my goals are to
-stop craving fast food
-lose weight..
-get more female friends

>>301435
I'm saying it makes me sad that most women don't have the funny gene. I mean you do you and I'm sure most suggestions here will probably taste fine, but guess what, 99% of everything you can reasonably think of will probably taste good. It's fucking rice, you can eat razor wire and broken glass shards and it will probably still taste ok. This is a facebook-mom tier engagement bait question. Why not at least make it funny?

>>301433
if by moids you mean your mom and by rice you mean strap-on, and by eat you mean fuck, then yes, I do indeed like to eat moids with my rice.

>>301466
>Oke so not to derail
too late nona, this thread is about rice and the culinary possibilities it entails. No other discussions will be tolerated. You're going straight to prison for that one, no bail, no trial. Please choose a gang you wish to join prior to incarceration from this list here, unless you wish to remain gang-less and be forced to eat lunch alone and risk getting judgemental stares from across the dining hall every time you eat.

my beautiful angel of an ex and 100 mice

chicken and broccoli