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Anonymous 224292[Reply]

If you had an anime butler, would you have him with or without a jacket?
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Anonymous 225496

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Without

Anonymous 225720

With a short-length jacket like in OPs pic except also studded with crystals Takarazuka style.

Anonymous 225722

>>224296
doing him a disservice. butlers thrive in structured environments

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Anonymous 268664

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I would have him naked on all fours with just the tie and waistcoat



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Normal Person test Anonymous 268241[Reply]

It's hard to get 100 with the way some of these questions are phrased.

https://www.idrlabs.com/transphobia/test.php
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Anonymous 268535

>>268533
BASED fuck the yannies

Anonymous 268537

>>268531
i agree, bullying trannies feels so wrong, it's like going around bullying people with schizophrenia. it's not their fault, it's a mental illness

Anonymous 268539

This test is so obviously biased it's so dumb lek
"If a Troon took a pass at you would you take the compliment like you would a normal person?"
Then the ones that go "they should just dress like their birth sex and hide" their identity takes the absolute stance that a person is trans like they are gay so they are hiding something by calling themselves by their birth sex and also takes the stance that nobody could possibly be fine calling men in dresses male. Men and women can dress how they want and stay men and women.
It's like this "test" was made by a bunch of 20 year old troons creating strawmen. I'm trying to imagine a "racist" test with these questions and the most racist person in the world would be able to fudge their answers with how leading the questions are.

Anonymous 268572

>>268539
Its like calling me so disgusting and ugly that a tranny freak would think they have a chance with me. It worse than every slur put together.

Anonymous 268601

>Your transphobia is 25.59% higher than that of the average person.

I'm pretty sure this is because I routinely picked the "trans people want to be seen as cis" options. If they didn't want to be seen as the opposite gender why would they transition?



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Anonymous 219189[Reply]

Has this ever happened to you?
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Anonymous 266166

>>266138
simultaneously supremely based and unbased post

Anonymous 266169

>>266138
Megabased, good job nona.

Anonymous 268547

>>245864
>the level of detail that went into copying the og artstyle
DEVILISH

Anonymous 268560

>>219189
kinda hysterical that even in the satirical omg what if roles were reversed comic, the woman has long hair, dresses skimpy and presumably wears makeup whilst the male gets to look normal

Anonymous 268586

>>266138
>he liked to go to bed early lol
this part is the most evil



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husbando general! Anonymous 266716[Reply]

rant about your fictional/anime crushes, and rate others~ try to include a picture of them in the reply!
ill go first, saiki from saiki K, i just find him so relatable and funny., honestly its more of a childhood crush thing.

(im new to this website so please dont bully me lols)
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Anonymous 266777

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If one asked north koreans this question do you suppose they would say it was Kim Jong Un?

Anonymous 268489

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Anonymous 268490

>>268489
He’s just hot and sexy.

Anonymous 268544

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Sugimoto is so cute

Anonymous 268871

Moved to >>>/media/34374.



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Anonymous 268507[Reply]

Kill spamers. Behead spamers. Roundhouse kick a spamer into the concrete. Slam dunk a spamers micropenis into the trashcan. Crucify filthy troons. Defecate in a spamers food. Launch spamers into the sun. Stir fry spamers in a wok. Toss spamers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a spamers gas tank. Judo throw spamers into a wood chipper. Twist spamers heads off. Report spamers to the IRS. Karate chop spamers in half. Curb stomp pregnant spamers. Trap spamers in quicksand. Crush spamers in the trash compactor. Liquefy spamers in a vat of acid. Eat spamers. Dissect spamers. Exterminate spamers in the gas chamber. Stomp spamer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate spamers in the oven. Lobotomize spamers. Mandatory abortions for spamers. Grind spamer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown spamers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize spamers with a ray gun. Kick old spamers down the stairs. Feed spamers to alligators. Slice spamers with a katana.
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Anonymous 268517

>>268509
"Sillypoo" made the video.
Jennyrom made the music.

Anonymous 268519

>>268517
Thank you so much. I've been pretty obsessed with the music and art for the last week, I don't know why but this whole video just speaks to me. 4chan and Reddit were no help, I'm glad someone here could help.

Anonymous 268527

>>268519
Someone posted a thread here weeks ago about it.

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>>268507
Spammers are probably pissed off trannies lmao

Anonymous 268543

I love sillypoo



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Where do you see yourself in five years? Anonymous 268508[Reply]

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>>268515
I want to be bread too

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Anonymous 268538

wife and mother with a larger house

engaging in my hobbies without the pressure of monetizing them

Anonymous 268540

I see myself spending all my time working or having sex. (I like money.)

Anonymous 268541

Finally in peace. Whatever kind of "peace" it would be.



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For the anonnettes who are DDLC enjoyers. Anonymous 267094[Reply]

I started playing DDLC today, i have watched gameplays about it and i know what's about, im not new. I can't help but notice the intense foreshadowing it has. For example, in the poems Monika writes, the little "It's not long before you won't need me anymore" sayori says to us when she asks if we would walk home with her or yuri (yuri in my case, i like her a lot), and also the little details, how monika is the only one looking directly at us, how the other ones just pop up in the scenes while monika slides and appears moving, also after showing her our second poem, she says something about saving the game before making a big decision "you might change your mind!" when i tell you it sent shivers down my spine… I don't know if i just notice this because i have watched gameplays about the game and i know what's about or because it really has a lot of little details, hints and foreshadowing.
Anyways, the art is very cute, Monika is scary, i feel intimidated every time she shows up on my screen, i also love the soundtracks.
What do we think, anonnettes?
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Anonymous 267103

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Its an awesome game i wish i couldve experienced it for the first time without the memes. I became aware of its existence by jokes about how fucked up it was and even tho watching letsplays was still fun it kinda spoiled everything for me.

Anonymous 267127

>>267100
I don't know that one, what's about? can i download it in my mac?? do i have to pay for it?

Anonymous 267152

>>267127
its an old free visual novel made by halfway decent scrotes back in the halfway decent days of 4chan.
The music is top notch honestly, and it's a romantic VN with different routes depending on different choices with an incel path as well lol.

I'd link it but you seem to be shitting up your own thread for whatever reason and should have the mental capacity to google and install the game yourself

Anonymous 268472

>>267100
that game is bullshit, it's literally about fetishizing disabled women. gross.

Anonymous 268487

I remember it was released almost directly after Undertale, which made the direction of the story very obvious just from seeing the cover picture plus the sudden hype around a random visual novel. The whole playing with the meta thing was the cultural zeitgeist at the time.



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Anonymous 264858[Reply]

do you celebrate birthdays alone? what do you do on birthdays? what did you do your last birthday?

my 19th birthday is coming soon, last birthday i didnt do anything special. i bought supermarket sushi and chocolate cupcakes and ate them but thats it, i didnt really do much. just scrolled internet and so on.
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Anonymous 267235

>>267232
aww happy birthday nona!

Anonymous 267244

Whenever I’ve been alone on a birthday I just try to clear out the whole day of responsibilities and get someone fun planned on the weekend.
Ex:
>19th birthday I got a platter of brownies in the mail from my mom and went to sleep all day (depression go hard)
>21st I went out the night before (bar at 12am on birth day) so I didn’t do anything day of
>22nd I got drunk and played the sims all weekend
>23rd I was teaching so they had a class party for me :-) I did nothing at home
As I’ve gotten older I’ve done less tbh. Birthday parties were a huge stress for me as a kid and now that I’d have to plan it myself it seems unattractive. Usually I’ll get a small cake from a local bakery (I’m a home baker but fuck making your own birthday cake) and either go out to eat with family or order in food at home

Anonymous 268189

>>265137
Your boyfriend sounds shitty, like he can't appreciate the people around him while they're here and needed some instant zoomer gratification with videos. Honestly makes me feel like the youth today is so lost. Like you couldn't just sit around and eat cake and tea with grammy and talk about her childhood, her favorite birthdays, presents she liked as a kid? I would kill to have my grandparents around to talk to…

Anonymous 268304

Next week it's mine.
A year ago I went to see one of my favorite bands for the first time, and right after that I went to my ex bf's place and he had made dinner for us.
Now next week I'm turning 29. I've been having enough bad days lately to forget which day is it. I'd like to spend it alone but if I do that I'll start thinking where I was a year ago and I'll get depressed so I'll try to do something small. Maybe a little brunch, no birthday cake bullshit cause I hate that

Anonymous 268467

>>268304

Hey birthday buddy, mine is next week, too!

A few years ago I started telling everyone my birthday. I even started bringing little treats for everyone on my birthday to celebrate (small office). I don't have any friends but I get some happy birthdays beyond my family now.



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Subway pretzel Anonymous 268408[Reply]

It's really good with honey mustard

Anonymous 268409

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Anonymous 268464

>>268409
what a king

Anonymous 268465

HONEY MUSSY



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Opinions and advice Anonymous 267209[Reply]

Femanons, would you date a man who's a sperm donor? My bf donated sperm before we met and even after a while of dating I'm still extremely uncomfortable. He has probably already fathered at least 1 child.
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Anonymous 268415

OP here, I'm extremely stressed over this dilemma, it keeps me up at night. What should I do? I know I will never be able to 100% accept his past. Should I break up with him over this?

Anonymous 268446

>>268415
If it's bothering you this much now, it's going to gnaw at you more as time goes on.

Anonymous 268447

>>268415
yeah you should leave him scrotes like this are evil

Anonymous 268449

>>268415
Haha he's going to be very confused

Anonymous 268457

>>267209
>I'm still extremely uncomfortable

what do you mean "still"? how long have you just been mulling over this?

nona, do yourself a favour and just fucking tell your moid how you feel, be an adult. if after the talk, you don't feel any better, then it isnt for you, dont drag it on in fear



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