/b/ - Random

>>308619
This is true even for sex in relationships, if the moid eventually breaks up with you.

I totally relate to you, though i personally understand sex havers but in a distant, analytical manner. I'm 31 and i don't even know how you even start to fuck? What happens for it to start? What defines the change of tone, how do you go from an asexual moment to a sexual one? It's all so mysterious to me, always will be. Even when i used to go on dates with moids it felt like a study of normie behavior for me. Sex just sounds like a terribly invasive experience, no matter my feelings for a person, i would for instance never want to be penetrated, because what the fuck is that about? So ugly, so primitive. I'd rather have a hug. That's a beautiful thing to imagine, but sex in itself is never beautiful imo.

>>303931
>I think the future will be asexual and will look down on sexuals and see asexuals as smart traiblazers ahead of their time.
Clone tanks with economy of scale how? :-/

This sounds exactly like something I could have written. Job well done.

>>309109
>how you even start to fuck?
You show your partner this pillow.

>>304026
I study better when I'm drunk. Take a shot of vodka beforehand.

>>308664
Recently I had this paper I just could not start, I had already done like 500+ pages of reading for it and outlined the whole thing but I just could not write the first paragraph. I took a shot of shitty tequila and my writers block was instantly fixed lol

>>308953
Kek. Alcohol is really the best thing for writing

- if it's something like math, listen to music while solving problems (i used to do this all the time otherwise i got bored)

- if it's a lesson heavy on reading, just skim and and highlight stuff that looks important, then go back to it later and read it properly while taking notes (if you have time)

- if you gotta write an essay always start with a draft and just word vomit all the ideas you have, then edit them

- figure out your most productive hours and use them. if you study better in the morning but useless at nights there's no point trying to cram hours of studying at the end of the day

- you can do it <3

>>304026
Only study something that will land you a job. A job that will pay back your student loan.
Creating new social bonds after graduating is a lot harder. The best time to meet the important persons in your life is before that happen. I mean your friends as well as your love interest.

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That’s it. I’m never having kids. I’m not giving birth to a beta.

>>309527
I will get married.
I will have 7 gen Beta kids.
I will prepare them to crush it in the new paradigm.

Would you mind calling them generation bravo?

worked as a waitress for about a month and was so bad at it i dropped trays of food at least once a shift and misheard customer orders so often they started charging me for the mistakes off my paychecks.

Today a client found a bug on his pizza. He was really respectful and came up to me and my higher up, but when he told me I said "BUG?!" really loudly. I got scolded (ToT)

>>308938
I worked in a supermarket petrol station whilst I had an alcohol problem. One morning I'd been up all night drinking and somehow got confused about the time, walked to work at 4am, got the keys to petrol station and went to open it up (I was supposed to start at 6am). Due to being drunk off my face I managed to set off the alarm, which set off the fog machine and automatically contacted the police. That sobered me up pretty quickly and the police took me home. Somehow managed not to lose my job, I lied and said I was on new mental health medication that must've been messing with me. I think they knew I was drunk but as I was a good employee and this was entirely out of character (as well as being severely understaffed and not following proper procedure re storing the keys to the petrol station correctly) they wrote it off and I just got a disciplinary. I still think about it to this day and cringe…didn't even get me to stop drinking either

Coming in. Right?

I was trying to demo Shopify work, computer turned off mid-presentation twice then I end up scrambling on another machine, stammering through the rest of the presentation , and pasting what I did into chat to compensate

>>310284
>her research did happen in the early 20th century
Yes, that's literally what I said
>It's like the first proper research on the topic
It's not. The first "modern paper" on the subject was by Moore and Quick 10.1152/ajplegacy.1924.68.1.70 but the effects of heat on spermatogenesis had been proposed and experimentally validated in the 19th century. The only thing novel about Voegeli's work is that they researched pajeet traditional baths.

>>310285
That's a paper on guinea pig scrotum temperature under lab conditions though, not really research on human male contraception. It's not like early hormonal contraception research (like transplanting ovaries) was dismissed as being useless because "waaah it's impractical". Jesus Christ.

>>310264
because if it is done incorrectly, or inconsistently, then you have a moid cumming in women freely because he thinks he is sterile when he isnt. I cant even remember to take my birth control every day and its a pill I swallow in two seconds are we really expecting men to take hour long testicle baths in water that is so hot I wouldn't even want to dip my foot in it, every single day? (jfc they don't recommend you set your hot tub above 40 for the sake of your health). also this whole thing is predicated on men taking baths every day which, frankly, is never going to happen.

>>310264
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4737001/

because it caused damage to the testes not observed in the control. Saying that someone should sit in a 110-degree bath daily like its nothing is stupid. Most hot tubs cant even go above 104 because of the damage it can do to your body.

If you actually care about men using contraception that shifts the burden from women back to them, then advocate for something that isn't dumb, and if you want to mutilate men's genitals, then advocate for something more interesting/satisfying/deserved than this, ball boiling is boring.

>>310316
Like said previously, it's not complaining about everyone not practicing bath tub contraception. Obviously you would find a way to make this safer, which right now is available in the form of thermal rings. But this is very experimental still since there's not a lot of interest in male contraception. Another one I've noticed while googling is RIGUS that was also tested on pajeets, but I don't know much about it.

>>310124
Be nice to the clankers

>>310124
jokes on you
imma rabbit

i love my cat too, but she passed away a few days ago

Do you like this fine lad's kitteh?

>>310237
i'm really sorry

>>307687
Earth is the best. That's why I choose to live on it.

Venus obviously, but really I like Neptune because its blue and seems like a massive ocean ball even if it's uninhibitable, otherwise I'd choose Europa but that's a moon.

>>308662
Yeah, I would like to live there one day.

>>307516
I like Jupiter the best

Americans say live and let live and then turn around and scream hats must be banned.

I am kind of tired but not tired enough to take a nap

>>309670
On a serious note im quite bored rn and I can’t think of anything to say.

>>309774
I'm not watching that

>>309670
Just on here or somewhere else? I am often lonely too nona we can talk if you want

hey

I'd do it for free, honestly.

>>272906
I'd eat it with bread but otherwise nah, it's too calorie dense and the texture is blah

Would you?

>>308694
would you [eat literal cancer]?

grass butter can't handle 180celsius

>>310178
lmao

>>307064
They are the worst handmaidens on the planet. They never call their men out

Tyranny didn't work out too well for the USSR, Nazi Germany, and Cambodia so why are Americans embracing it?

>>309981
Liberal democracy is just leading us to tyranny anyway.
I'm not one of the retards who says having a dictator would be better but it's becoming increasingly hard to find differences.

>>301862
Quick question, did they decide this after enslaving, whipping, and mutilating Indigenous Caribbeans who resisted their occupation? Was this decided before decimating the indigenous population in Mesoamerica that they began enslaving Africans at a more alarming rate to replace them in plantations? To the point that Latin America accounted for 2/3rds of the slave trade? Was said humanity accounted for post independence when you began sending them to mines in the Yucatan and caused many Indigenous children to become orphaned? Spanish colonialism wasn't any less brutal than the English, you are delusional to think otherwise especially when account for the violence that it created and still continues to perpetuate.

hola amigas