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fuckign idiof thread Anonymous 26649[Reply]

itt post times you were just an absolute fucking moron and got exactly what you deserved

>be me

>drawing a bath for myself after a long week
>have bath bomb in, oils and everything super comfy
>soak myself in the tub, never been so relaxed
>had music playing on my phone but it wasn't "real" enough for me
>want to have the music echo and reverb for a sort of underwater feel
>dip my phone speakers in the water so it'll sound like it was underwater and also maybe make bubbles
>speakers immediately clog up and have to spend the next 3 hours ricing them and drying them and praying that my phone wasnt broken

i was 18

Anonymous 26662

>sitting in basement
>depressed and edgy and doing weird stuff
>take a bic light and set fire to my sleeve
>stare at it like a badass
>it starts to get out of control by the time I decide to put it out
>starts to hurt really bad
>freak out and start running around and then stop drop and roll and then throw the sweater off
>fire alarm goes off and there are burnt remains of this sweater everywhere
>room full of smoke
>next day arm has a bad wound and is leaking puss
>still have a scar like 9 years later

i was 17

Anonymous 26869

>get game that comes with poster
>it's a nice poster I want to hang up but it's folded
>look up how to get folds out
>people say to put a towel over it and iron
>ok, I start doing it
>it's going by really slowly and I can't tell if it's working or not
>get the genius idea that it will go faster if I remove the towel and directly iron it
>of course it melts
I was 17

Anonymous 26934

>>26662
This is hilarious



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Battle stations Anonymous 25858[Reply]

Alright girls, post you are battlestation in this thread.

No cleaning up before hand.

sorry for 25$ walmart phone picture quality
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Anonymous 26552

>>26551
most definitely!
Which DAW do you use?

Anonymous 26563

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>>26552
Wtf you’re not me.

>>26551
Yeah that would be really cool! although I’m super busy at uni right now so I have a little bit less time than usual (I mostly visit cc on the train or late at night like right now help). I do have to say I don’t know all that much about EDM, although I do know a bit about electronic music in general (and like grimey techno clubs). I’d really like to learn more about music production and want to lstart incorporating more electronic elements in my music.
Please Mail me at [email protected] (yes I’ve posted this on here before)

Anonymous 26924

>>26461
So cool anon. I'm >>26067 and my dad tells me my room looks like NASA because of all the monitors but you're the real deal.

Anonymous 26925

>>26551
>>26563
I'm cheering for you two, please post your collab once it's finished!

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 26973

Moved to >>>/media/3870.



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Anonymous 26038[Reply]

Is virginity stigmatized to a harmful degree in modern society, or is this not really a problem as such?
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Anonymous 26063

>>26049
I still see men say things like that all the time and try to make it sound like a reasonable judgement of compatibility. It weirds me about because I see the complete opposite (all women need to be virgins at marriage or they are evil irredeemable whores) just as much. God forbid we just have sex when we're ready and comfortable with it.

My dumb reasons for losing my virginity earlier than I should have with was a) I went to christian schools and it made me assume the only reason anyone would delay losing their virginity was for religious reasons, and b) teen magazines were constantly telling girls how to deal with men pressuring them to have sex with them don't want to. I wasn't actually afraid or turned off by the idea, so therefore I thought I should just do it. Once I did have sex I immediately broke up with the guy because of how awkward it made me feel. He didn't do anything wrong, I just didn't want to associate with him at all.

Anonymous 26074

Lol at op pic being spoilered.

On topic, I wish virginity wasn't stigmatized with men since then they might be less likely to get used up in high school-college.
Although part of it may be the degenerate male sex drive to blame, so it might not change anything.

And to clarify, women don't get "used up," just men. Most women are too emotionally intelligent for that to ruin them romantically (with exceptions of course).

Anonymous 26098

>>26074
I don't want to Google a source rn but I thought there was science that showed that less oxytocin is released by your body for both men and women with each subsequent sexual partner.

Anonymous 26637

>>26038
Biologically one some one hits 19 years old not having sex is pretty harmful to some ones psychological and life development(could go into more detail). People don't know that generally but they still perceive it, so for some one to struggle through the pain and "inability" to get it is abnormal and disturbing, so that's why the stigmatize it. You should do your own thing, sometimes finding a decent partner is genuinely really difficult or you're too picky.

I would say it's dating culture that stigmatizes it more than society, if that makes sense. But modern dating culture is a disgusting cancer atm, imo.

Anonymous 26848

>>26038
Oh what a cute little insect!



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Mountain hate thread Anonymous 26087[Reply]

Anyone else think really big mountains are boring as fuck? Everyone gushes over them but they're just bland hunks of rock and snow with no trees or man made structures
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Anonymous 26592

>>26591
>have thousands of miles of perfectly good land
>replace them with a fucking rock
Yeah I have no idea why we would hate mountains
Other than them being a giant fucking waste of space, a parody of good landscape design, a raging sore upon the continent, a car air freshener laden pile of frosted goat shit
They can't even stop an elephant. Imagine being 3000 meters tall, spiky, covered in ice and overall impassable then a bunch of elephants from North fucking Africa stomp all over you without a care in the world and go on to plunder Italy and your stony ass is unable to do anything about it
Mountains are completely and utterly detestable.

Anonymous 26608

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>people think mountains actually exist
dear christ

Anonymous 26629

>>26608
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Anonymous 26630

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>>26629
theyre like rainbows. you can see them in the distance but you can’t actually touch them

Anonymous 26631

>>26630
How do I reach this level of shitposting meta



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Anonymous 26568[Reply]

I try to be all cool with my Polaroid photos but my room is still a mess just like my life

Anonymous 26569

>>26568
And that was supposed to be a reply to a thread. God I’m fucking stupid

Anonymous 26578

>>26569
Anon, you could have deleted this.

Anonymous 26605

>>26568
Looks nice to me.

>>26569
And don't worry. Happens to the best of us.



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Anonymous 26553[Reply]

Is there any point to being political? How CAN I become more political?
People start tossing around terms like Communism and Marxism and I just feel so lost lol.
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Anonymous 26560

>>26553
Read political books from all sides of course.
Philosophers also help.

Anonymous 26564

>Is there any point to being political?
No, you're just going to piss off people who don't agree with you. There's nothing wrong with being informed but I despise people who make their lives about politics.

Anonymous 26582

I technically hate politics but I can’t stay away from them. Imo you’re better off not caring at all

Anonymous 26584

>>26583
Calm down Goebbels

Anonymous 26589

>>26588
Based and redpilled my good sir. Shadilay and praise Himmler ok



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Anonymous 25966[Reply]

Has anyone ever been famous or become known poster on 4chan? Do you regret it?
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Anonymous 26440

>>26433
KEK

Anonymous 26468

Yes, sort of, on this general on 4ch before I got permabanned they recognized me because I'd go on the same rants about fictional characters. I did it a few times and had some copycats and there was some projecting faggot who would call me autistic and try to run me off b/c they would recognize my writing style. Dumb shit. I tried to tell him I was just fucking around most of the time and I didn't care about it but it was like something didn't click in there with him. There was another retard doing the same thing with me. I find it funny how it was always the lunatics…

Anonymous 26473

>>26468
For clarification; the rants where farrr more of "this character so and so should be better and its written bad" then the "THIS CHARACTER IS SHIT AND SUUUCKS" variety. Also I caught a perma-banned for repeated off topic violations which were just janitors being petty cunts.

Anonymous 26487

>>26468
generals are filled with lunatics pretty much

Anonymous 26515

>>26487
Pretty much this. The regulars start to have a sense of entitlement too like they own the place.



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Post some of the lyrics of a song and let other anons guess it Anonymous 22642[Reply]

KEEP ME IN YOUR POCKET
YOURE MY MYSTERIOUS MAAAN
TAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAAND

KEEEP ME IN YOUR POCKET
TAKE ME TO INFIIINIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Anonymous 24202

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DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART

Anonymous 24516

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN HOE
I LOVE IT
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A DORK
MCLOVIN
I JUST PULLED UP IN THE GHOST,
FUCKED THAT BITCH OUT UP IN LONDON
THEN I FUCKED UP ??? ON HER COUSIN
or her sister? i don't know nothing
AND MY (pals) GETTING IGNIT
LIKE A LIGHTER
BITCH WE IGNIT

Anonymous 24519

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Anonymous 24919

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ALL MY GIRLS GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR (oh shit)
BACK TO BACK, DROPPING DOWN REAL LOWW (oh shit)
IM SUCH A LADY BUT IM DANCING LIKE A HOOEE (oh shit)
CAUSE YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK, SO HERE WE GO! (oh shit)

Anonymous 26512

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Understand, I lie for my ma fuckin' nigga
Rob a bank, I drive for my ma fuckin' nigga



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Anonymous 25477[Reply]

>Uncle that I only met once left me 100k of inheritance.
I have no debt, no boyfriend, no job and no schooling.

What would you do :3
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Anonymous 26497

>>26459
Anon can you tell me more about your black magiks I don't want to work a 9-5

Anonymous 26498

Save half of it to make sure neither of my parents have to work ever again, go to college and uhhhh buy lots of expensive anime merch
And I'd buy a large plot of land so I can peacefully live in the woods when I finally get tired of society

Anonymous 26500

>>26459
Oh man deep occult knowledge. I never even considered traders would use it.
Is the stock exchange the most profitable use you can think of for it?

Anonymous 26502

>>26497
Not op but read into hermetics and astrology.
Also learn to control your own mind.
Napoleon Hill's "Outwitting the Devil" is a great place to start.
http://www.simardartizanfarm.ca/pdf/Hill_Napoleon_-_Outwitting_the_devil.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HC00JD4rio

Anonymous 26506

>>26459
how come y'all doing cryptos with trading capital well over the $100,000s (and using Meta-trader platform)? Each to their own I suppose. Although I love you for using CCI indicators (as opposed to RSI).

What's your broker/brokers?



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Maturity thread Anonymous 26355[Reply]

>6
>Minimum age is 18.

>Please don't post immaturely no matter your age.


It is only a matter of time until I lose my favorite community. But to help combat the inevitable ban lets have a mature thread.

I will start: Today I read the newspaper and discussed the stock market. Also a girl today slighted me in such a rude way but I didn't care for a second because I have more important and serious things to worry about.
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Anonymous 26410

>>26406
yeah weird how the older you get the more life experience you have. who would have thunk it.

Anonymous 26411

>>26410
and who would of known you behave more self-centered and arrogant with that…

Anonymous 26448

shitposting dump.p…

>>26355
>Today I read the newspaper and discussed the stock market

what do you mean by "discussed the stock market"? Do you mean the simple stuff like discussing the daily moves for the popular indexes like the Dow and S&P 500? Or the more advanced stuff like discussing recent 10-Q reports and their impact on stock-prices or the more more advanced stuff like quantopian algorithm strategies with high-IQ back-testing and big-data thrown in? Or the wild-card stuff like trading stock options like butterfly-spreads?

please explain in great details I am mature manure-writer (pic unrelated)

Anonymous 26457

>>26448
Not OP, but how would you recommend someone gain knowledge about the stock market? I don't want to fall into any of the cringy traps in that image.
No need to hold my hand, but do you have any starter resources?

Anonymous 26505

>>26457
It depends what you seek in terms of goals/style/preferences. "Stocks" are usually the catch-all term used by the public for all types of financial securities from stocks themselves (also called equities) to options and currencies. Though I would say it is best to start with stocks as they are the easiest to learn, less volatile (compared to the others), and offer other benefits like dividends (which are payments given out to shareholders every quarter; but these are small stuff like 1%), although the downside is that it's not as easy to make a living with stocks with a small amount of money in a short time period (the other securities mentioned are better suited to that; although I wouldn't recommend). Thanks to technology it has never been cheaper/accessible to get into trading securities.

As for stocks themselves you can start right now by opening a account at any discount broker ( https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/investing/the-best-discount-brokers/ ) of your choosing. What broker you picks depends on your preferences; whether you are looking for cheap commissions (which is what you pay every transaction; but those usually dont go past $10) or tools they offer (some trading platforms which is what you use to analyze stocks and execute the orders themselves are more powerful/complicated than others) to finally requirements (some brokers require a certain minimum balance others do not). I personally use TD ameritrade which offers thinkorswim platform (referenced in meme-pic).

Once you open a account you can pick a stock and how many you want to buy and it's instantly executed if within the normal trading hours of the week. What you do next is up to you weather you decide to hold that stock for 10 years or 10 seconds (the latter is called day-trading, the former is investing). Most people when advising beginners tell them to just a buy a mutualfund/etf for the Dow/S&P (which gauges a picture of the market overall) and to leave it untouched, as they suggest against stock-picking. However if you are interested in stock-picking which requires more of your time but allows more flexibility…

The best strategy I recommend for beginners (as in what I personally started with) if you're insistent on stock-picking and not holdiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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