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I want a pet rat so bad Anonymous 03/09/26 (Mon) 01:14:57 AM318517 [Reply]

I am so sad I'm not able to get one. It makes me emotional. I am neet and poor as a result so I can't afford to own any animals really. But I really fucking want a pet rat. They are so cute. My only cope is watching YouTubers that own them so I can live vicariously through that. I am also learning as much as I can about them and I can't stop. I so badly want a pet rat and a pet pigeon. Oh my god, it's my dream to own a pigeon too. This is genuinely my only motivation in finding employment right now.

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Anonymous 07/14/26 (Tue) 05:22:01 AM326832

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Anonymous 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:28:41 PM326867

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rattos are the best pet and you should get one

Anonymous 08/17/26 (Mon) 07:18:28 AM331961

I had two royal rats in high school. I remember they spent like 90% of the day grooming. As long as I kept their cage clean they were pretty clean little guys.

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Anonymous 05/27/26 (Wed) 05:23:10 AM323509 [Reply]

What's your dream occupation? For me it's the ornamental hermit.

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Anonymous 06/29/26 (Mon) 05:17:28 PM325586

>>325583
I would take that

Anonymous 06/30/26 (Tue) 10:09:50 AM325612

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Ok here's a new job idea
Fursuit maker

Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 06:10:10 AM331680

>>325612
i was going to reppy to this thread and say
>id like to do fursuit making full time
i do it as a hobby but its not lucrative enough to be a career. what a funny coincidence

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 12:58:56 AM331837

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 11:50:44 PM331869

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yuri smut artist

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Warning Thread Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 10:21:39 PM312473 [Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling

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Anonymous 04/18/26 (Sat) 08:42:00 AM320041

Radfem fujos spamming irl gore don't scroll

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 04:54:04 AM320180

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Anonymous 07/16/26 (Thu) 12:52:10 AM327129

Appall Ed.webp

There's a CSEM thread like three threads below this one

Anonymous 07/19/26 (Sun) 09:56:02 PM328379

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There's a shitton of gore and some nudes in the current Lolcow bunker thread

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 11:40:06 PM331867

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Gardening Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 02:30:29 AM270170 [Reply]

anyone wanna talk about gardening? share some tips? I live in an apartment, so I just have a container garden on the patio.

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Anonymous 07/09/26 (Thu) 12:16:01 AM326184

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 09:05:26 PM330901

>>330824
The mint is growing, or is that melissa

Anonymous 08/03/26 (Mon) 09:07:24 PM330902

>>330824
magical

Anonymous 08/04/26 (Tue) 10:53:00 PM330987

Maybe no one trust cops anymore because the Stasi have decided to work for the elites now instead of respecting the Bill of Rights.

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 05:21:00 PM331858

>>270170
>plant
>water
>sun

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Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 11:26:36 PM296675 [Reply]

Anyone here feel a sense of relief that they aren’t the only ones still at home
Do you feel the stigma is dying down now

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Anonymous 06/10/26 (Wed) 03:23:01 PM324799

>>324798
Duck I meant early but earthly…

Anonymous 06/11/26 (Thu) 07:01:34 AM324814

Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.

Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 01:45:46 PM331121

Damn, nordic countries are living the dream. Assuming "young adults" there don't have to share their house with shitty roommates or stuff like that. That sounds like hell

Anonymous 08/08/26 (Sat) 11:28:37 PM331153

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 05:13:39 PM331857

>>296675
No I hate all of you and don't relate to you at all

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Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 07:43:39 PM331716 [Reply]

What do you think of Disney movies? Did you grow up watching them?

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Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 07:49:48 PM331720

>>331716
I watched quite a bit of Disney growing up. I have very fond memories of Lilo and Stitch, Brother Bear, Little Mermaid, etc.

Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 08:15:10 PM331725

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thank fuck she stayed free of him

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:55:04 AM331843

for me, it's Cinderella

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 07:20:28 AM331844

>>331716
He gets a gf in the sequel

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 03:29:44 PM331856

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>>331716
What he needed was another movie where he gets taken to task and is raked over the coals until he's made to realize that he is not entitled to ANYTHING from women. Esmerelda doens't even owe him a smile and if he's sad because he rejected her then FUCK HIM! He can grow up.

>>331844
That's a child…

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Upload the craziest picture you have and EXPLAIN Anonymous 08/13/26 (Thu) 10:28:03 PM331803 [Reply]

Why in the hell does this exist? I still dont know

I don't remember where i found it either

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Anonymous 08/14/26 (Fri) 06:49:01 AM331819

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Just saw this posted on another board, it's not real but it's kinda funny

Anonymous 08/14/26 (Fri) 08:57:12 AM331820

>>331803
That woman is mentally ill

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Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 02:00:05 PM331854

>>331808
What does that even mean? Am I having a stroke?

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 02:07:39 PM331855

>>331854
You didn't hear about the Lego story? The whole internet was talking about it for like a month. Just look it up it's too much to explain but it gets pretty crazy

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Anonymous 05/30/18 (Wed) 01:09:06 AM15463 [Reply]

The last 3 digits of your post equals to which Pokemon you are.
https://www.pokemon.com/pokedex/

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Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 06:02:57 AM331679

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>>331678
W

Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 03:19:47 AM331689

Pleaaase something good

Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 03:20:52 AM331690

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>>331689
NOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 08/12/26 (Wed) 08:26:38 PM331726

roll

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:44:35 PM331853

>>15463
let's see

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Quotes Anonymous 12/01/23 (Fri) 07:53:48 PM258361 [Reply]

What are some quotes or sayings you like?

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Anonymous 07/05/26 (Sun) 04:03:31 PM325728

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Anonymous 07/05/26 (Sun) 07:12:38 PM325730

>>325720
I sense a profound implication in that one, something about fiction and reality being interdependent, something about life becoming an abstraction, idk.

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Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 11:37:15 AM331851

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advertising Anonymous 08/13/26 (Thu) 09:52:05 PM331800 [Reply]

how do you advertise stuff you made on the internet? paying for ads is shit, you just get bot clicks

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Anonymous 08/13/26 (Thu) 10:22:09 PM331802

>>331801
it's sound advice, given that anyone actually looks at it

i don't have much of a social media presence so everything i post gets lost in the algorithms or unnoticed

Anonymous 08/13/26 (Thu) 11:26:41 PM331804

>>331802
Well you have to learn how to play the algorithms. For example, youtubers are often very on top of this shit with lists of key words the algorithm is favoring that month and what video lengths the algorithm prefers etc. Google is your friend

Anonymous 08/14/26 (Fri) 02:13:59 AM331810

Depends on the product. You're not going to go anywhere trying to advertise walking sticks on tiktok for example because boomers are on facebook.

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:51:22 AM331841

>>331800
by astroturfing. pretend to be a satisfied customer and recommend your stuff to others

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 10:18:01 AM331847

I didn't see this mentioned here, but advertisers often buy integrated ad space from "influencers", ie youtubers, tiktokers, even meme channels, whatever.

And stuff like Google Ads and other things like that are actual jobs for some people because it gets fairly complicated, so maybe they know how to get around bots.