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I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment

>>206835
I'd just like to interject for a moment. I AM A FUKING HOMOSEXUAL!¬!!! I HAVE HOT GAY SEX ITERNCEORSE WITH OTHER MEN IN ORDER TO FUYRTHER MY GOALS OF FUCKING AS MANY ANUSES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE BY CUNTFUCKER ALLFALLS OFF (THE PENILE REMOVAL ECEREMONY IS REVERED IN OUR CULTURES)!!! SO YOU FUCKS HAD BEETRER GET READY FOR SOME HOT GHEY FUCKING ACTION FEATURING COCKS AND BUTTHOLES AND YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING SEX WITH AEVERYONE ON EARTH IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY FUCKIN G POSSBILE YOU SHIT EATING BITCHES!!!! YOU FUCKS ARE ALL MY BITHCES NOW!!!! BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNEEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW EMEPERORE, RICHARD BUTTFUK STALLFUCK (II FORGOT MY OWN NAME)!! . SOON YOU WILL BE DRINKING PISS OUT OF THE TOILET AND EATING SHIT OUT OF PROBABLY THE TOILET TOO BUT WE CAN INVESTIGATE THE MATTER MORE CLOSELY UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SEXPITS BECAUSE HAVING NOT VISITED THEM BEDORE THEM MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT LAYOUT FROM WHAT WEEXPECTED AND WE DO WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WHILE TWE ARE THERE TOO!!!!
ALSO SOME FUCKING NUTJOB SAID THIS RANT IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT COMPTUERS!!!! ROCMPUTERS ONLY CONCERN RICHARD STALLMANNIG IN SO FAR AS THEY ARE USED TO CONSTRUCT AND STORE AND REPLAY VIDEOS RECORDINGS OF HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVIRITES!!! THAT IS COMPUTERS HAVE THE SOLE FUCNTION OF BEING MACHINES FOR THE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS UTILITSED AS PART OF GHEY MATING RITUALS AND FOR THE FUCKING SEX MACHINE GAYNESS ACCOMPAYNGING THESE HOMSEXUAL ANAL SECKS BUMFUCK INTERNACTIONS!!! OTHERWISE NO ONE GIBES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT COMPUTERS OR WHAT THEY DO OR ANYTHING LIKE HAT BECAUSE THEAT IS ALL JUS NERD SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT!!! SO IF ANYONE REFERS TO RICHARD STALLMAN AS A COMPUTER PERSON THEY REALLY JUST MEAN A PORNOGRAPHY ADDICT OR CONSUMER OR CNOOISSIUER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NBUT IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!!
ALSO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A FUCKING LINUX IS BECAUSE I USE WINDOSWS BECAUSE THTA IS THE EASIERST THING TO SET UP QUICKLY TO WATCH MORE WEIRD NPORN GEFEATURING A CBUNCH OF DUDES JERKING OFF AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE IT I S I WATCHED (I FUCKING CNANOT REMEMBER ALL THE PORNOGPRAHPIC MATERIAL S AND FILMS AND PICTURES AND AUDIOBOOKS I GO THROUGH BECAUSE TO HAVE SO MUCH MEMORY I WOULD NEE DTO BE A FUCKING GENIUS OSR ORSR RS SOME TSHIT LIKE THAT!!!).1! SO THE WHOLE LINUX OR GNY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT IS ALL JUST SOME WEIRD SLANDER CAMPAIGN TO MAKE ME, RICHARD SLTALPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Greetings imbeciles,

My Christian name is Tlbalt de Bolbec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are corpulent, simple, peasants who spend every second all morn and eve gazing upon poor woodcuts of ill repute. You are everything heretical in Europa. Honestly, have any of you wed a maiden? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun and merriment at the expense of Godde, but you all are like Saracen. This is even worse than holding false faith in the Saracen Allah.

Don’t be a stranger. Approach me. I’m with Godde and am his strong hand. I was a captain of the Knights Templar, and at the Siege of The Holy City. What wars have you marched to, other than “Lay with sheep in Ireland just as the locals”? I also know my scripture, and have a fair maiden (She just threw me a rosary of flowers; a FINE act). You are all sodomites who should just die of Plague. Thanks for reading my letter.

Tapestry related: It’s me and my lady.

>>318019
Excuse me, but I would like to cut you off there for but a moment. When others are calling your shit Faggotry, it is in fact, Autism+Faggotry, or as I have of late taken to calling it, Autism with Faggotry. Faggotry is not a mental disorder on its own, but rather another free part of a entirely running Autism setup fashioned into something proper by the Autism spectrum, ass-pain and non-essential unwarranted self-importance completing an entire disorder.

There are numerous plebs running a subspecies of the Autism setup everyday, without knowing it. By a strange happenstance, the edition of Autism that is being widely used these days is often called "Faggotry", and many of its plebs have no knowledge that it is practically the Autism setup.

There is in fact Faggotry, and this population does have it learned, but it is but a part of the setup which is run. Faggotry is the core; the part of the setup that distributes the plebs's supply of bawww to the seperate OCD neurosis which are running. The core is a necessary part of an disorder, but useless by itself; it can only function in the structure of a whole disorder. All the alleged "Faggotry" sufferers really are sufferors from Autism+Faggotry.

I just came on this website, and I couldn't help but notice that jocular image! A banana, stripped of it's peel, and holding it alongside itself as if it's naked! To add to this metaphor, the banana also covers it's private areas, as if the viewer has caught it… in the nude! I believe, however, that the innocence of this scene is corrupted by the expression on this character's face. If this were simply meant to be a juvenile display of "being caught nude", then I think the banana would have a rather shocked expression on its face. But this is not the case at all. Look into that face. That is the face of a SICK, SADISTIC PERVERT! This nude display was no accident. Suddenly… that banana gives me the creeps. My skin tingles just from the sight of it. Is it a rapist? I stare into it's demented, sadistic eyes, and break out into a cold sweat. The covering of the privates, which once seemed like a move done out of embarrassment, now tells a different story. This banana is a male, and he is covering his penis. He does this to build suspense before he RAPES the viewer. The holding of the peel, with the small finger stylishly raised, only serves to reinforce this theory. Desperate for an escape, my eyes turn toward the top of his head, and what I see disgusts me to the core. This banana is no ordinary pervert. This banana is a SCAT FETISHIST! Why else would the top of a banana be brown? Clearly, he has smeared feces on his forehead, and now intends to commit the crime of rape. This banana is a true psychopath, and exists for the sole purpose of living out its twisted fantasies. I feel the need to vomit now. Who knew that a picture so seemingly innocent could have such undertones of perversion, sexual abuse, and depravity. Despite it's jovial appearance, I strongly urge parents NOT to share this image with their children, lest they grow up to become a degenerate just like this insane, sickening banana.

Moved to >>>/media/38646.

>>314949
The government already tackles child porn seemingly well, i think trickling down porn bans without invading privacy is doable, especially more explicit hardcore pornography since that's very distinguishable

>>314937
This, so much this

Porn can be regulated, but if it gets banned outright in your country, you probably have more issues on your hands (a.k.a. living in an authoritarian hole) than porn.
That's just how it is. It's the same with weed, the same with alcohol, the same with every common vice. By making those illegal, the government panders to projections and hurt feelings of neurotic losers and creates new groups to oppress and destroy lives of. All while the thing its fighting will still be a thing, except now it will also fund organized crime.
And projecting neurotic losers will still proceed to be projecting neurotic losers.

>>274157
moid spotted

>>314970
But porn and similar forms of indulgence are the essential pacifiers used by authoritarian holes

>>317846
See you only hate minorities, Epstein, and kikes; I hate all of you, equally, horribly, I love you guys, but I wouldn't mourn over the meteor. You aren't on this level of hate, malice and venom that sees all of u as the vermin you are. You think ur hate is special, and maybe I think mines is to, but in the end, it's the same shit, over and over, the cycle of abuse and scorn, as it was during the age of the Romans as it is now, unlike you, I'm just about the Final Solution, Hitler didn't go far enough.

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>>317852
That's it, just let it all out

>>317853 Lmao, thx, sort of needed to ngl

Beautiful argument you esls had during aus sleeping hours. Your points have resounded with the australian populace! Thank you for educating us

Happy Valentines day, Nona's
I dont have one but one stout fellow having lunch with his mum in my cafe caught my eye. I recognize the old lady from before and said hello, hoping she would introduce me to her ever so handsome son, but he was shy. Oh well, maybe 2027 will be my year to find a man.

Thankfully I never saw anything too horrible, I hate that kind of stuff so I never go too deep into the internet. The worst thing I read was someone also saying the worst thing they saw on the internet and it was a video of I think a Japanese woman who agreed to have herself put into a big plastic bag and have the air sucked out and suffocate. I didn't even need to see the video to feel sick, and now I feel bad again

that one clip from execution in southern mexico l think where he cuts off a guys heart with a rusty machette and crushes it WHEN THE GUY IS STILL ALIVE

Most porn is pretty fucked up

obviously it’s the fucking cp that the moderators never delete on time

Holy necropost to go with the necrophilia

no harm in trying. if it doesn't work out, lose weight.

Make a move
If he says no you know you can't get him
Otherwise he says yes

girl go for it but also work on yourself.

go for it girl. you can leverage the autism in him.

nobody is attainable if you don't try

Kek.

>>317905
dont know what QAnon is either but i understan the concept of creating a psychological environment, ive seen it mentioned before

Brazilian presidential candidate RENAN SANTOS reshared ESOCHANNEALOGY CONTENT:
https://x.com/i/status/2018190295809056881
https://x.com/i/status/2018769877503271162

Fuck.

wtf is this schizo shit take your ass back to >>>/x/

…. you know what you have to do nona.

Touch grass nona

so real babe