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Anonymous 326251[Reply]

Why do Moids do this?
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Anonymous 326307

What man do you know JFL the people that do that isnt your neighbor Paul

Anonymous 326309

I cant tell if your retarded or trolling

Anonymous 330376

>>326285
Women shedding unfertilized eggs is a natural and automatic process. It's natural. Men instigate nearly all of their ejaculations intentionally. It's unnatural.

Anonymous 330747

>>330376
I shed my eggs voluntarily

Anonymous 330790

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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 330384

nooo this is the wrong thread for bunker guysss

Anonymous 330388

that site not only looks like shit but now its down again??

Anonymous 330516

Ovarit has gone
Tranny supremacy has won.
Next target is lolcow.farm
Oh no what happened to our website darn!

Anonymous 330741

vent thread schizo and op literally doing the "tumblr triggered" over the name of a fucking cat.
Griffith is a rapist just like Frieza is a genocider, guess jews get panic attacks when they use their friezer cause frieza likes genocide.
I don't even like Griffith but touch fucking grass

Anonymous 330748

No one under 45 years old will ever know what freedom was and almost everyone under 55 will live to see the end of the USA.



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Anonymous 330711[Reply]

do you want to play minecraft with me
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Anonymous 330719

>>330717
YWNBAW ack yourself terraria troon

Anonymous 330723

>>330711
Yess can i play with you please

Anonymous 330744

>>330711
I'll bite, how do I join? I can play either starbound, Stardew Valley, Minecraft or Terraria

Anonymous 330745

>>330744
Well their address is in the op pic, you just enter that in Minecraft somewhere or something

Anonymous 330746

Also I could try renting a server and making one for terraria or something
Or play on steam via the play with friends feature



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Anonymous 318779[Reply]

Honest thoughts on Antidepressants and SSRIs? Do they work or are they just scams?
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Anonymous 330300

The very same Americans who scream that regulations make countries rich are surprised to hear that the Soviet Union was poor.

Anonymous 330327

>>330229
>Americans scream that they are resisting tyranny, but do you see them walk around outside chanting stuff into the air?
Imagine thinking this is resistance.

Anonymous 330543

Americans used to hate criminals and the homeless, but now every American is a criminal and soon every American will be homeless.

Anonymous 330722

they make me really sweaty i hate summer now, but its that or kms

Anonymous 330742

Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.

Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?



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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646[Reply]

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?
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Anonymous 330297

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Anonymous 330310

>>330297
The eternal struggle of being a holiday destination within a day's flight from China. The tourism dollars just aren't worth it.

Anonymous 330724

>>319003
Im aboriginal (1/4) and post occasionally

Anonymous 330725

>>330724
How is your didgeridoo skill

Anonymous 330726

Does anyone else think this is relaxing or am i weird



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I want to become anime Anonymous 327766[Reply]

Yesterday I watched my first anime. I've only watched naruto before to get an idea what an anime is. But I actually found myself enjoying this anime. While I was watching the 2D cartoon characters getting voiced by humans I realized I was sucked into this realm. This fantasy, like a child's fever, sweet and maladapting. I spent my time reading the manga today, that weird feeling.. again. I don't want to go back, I don't want to be me, I want to live in my dreams forever, I want my coma to never let me wake up from this dream, this thing that is my past, called innocence, the desire to purify myself taking me over, spare me from this banal world, let me become a happy soul floating in the depthness of my consciousness. All I need is to become less human and more me
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Anonymous 329496

>>329491
Real bodies have
>sweat
>hair
>pimples
>random dark spots
>wrinkles
>other things depending on the person

Anonymous 329646

>>329496
>humans are real and cartoons are not
discover of the year.
This way of thinking is also how troons think they identify as women
>being a woman is when feminine or bimbo
it's the idealization of an abstract idea

Anonymous 330330

I stayed up till 8 am today rereading the same manga. What is wrong with me? It's been two weeks I need to stop getting obssesed over it so much. I'll probably dig the net to see if I can find some more doujins or even buy one from second hand japanese sites. Anyway the interesting thing is I found similar themes connected to each other in different artworks/mediums which is a good thing I guess.

Anonymous 330357

>>329496
Real bodies have life. You can hold them in your arms and interact with them.

Anonymous 330707

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.



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Anonymous 330696[Reply]

https://radio.garden/

Listen to radio stations around the world.
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Anonymous 330700

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Turkish radio stations are all playing Islamic chants and gay throat eastern arab music.

Anyway I'm gonna try to not post again I need to focus on real world or just somewhere else.

Anonymous 330701

>>330700
wtf… so this is what Turk is listening to all day…

Anonymous 330703

I heard Star Boy playing with reminded me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa4XfxaXg8
It's so cute actually how she gets such a lady boner and starts gushing over him.

Anonymous 330704

Japan has a station called Listen.moe that was playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0W16osDfK8
Which I never even heard this before just a special separate song they made

Anonymous 330705

If they start playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5uBxuRNIM
That would be the tits, okay that's enough.



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lolcow.farm bunker thread Anonymous 330385[Reply]

it's down again
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Anonymous 330518

LOLCOWS BACK BYE LOSERS

Anonymous 330520

>>330518
IT IS HOORAY

Anonymous 330524

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Still kep the pic from the previous post I wanted to make, oops.
Well. Thank you CC for accomodating the farmerinas in our dark hours.

Anonymous 330526

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Thanks snail or whomever was admining

Anonymous 330988

>>330415
>those are from bad actors anyway.
Yes and don't forget cows often selfpost



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Street Safety thread Anonymous 324486[Reply]

Have you or anyone you know ever been mugged? Or maybe street scammed/pickpocketed? Share tips and tricks to avoid being victimized.
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Anonymous 324911

If a guy tried to rob you, just knee him in the balls as hard as you can. It will be so painful and humiliating for him.

Anonymous 324914

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Anonymous 325160

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Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Anonymous 329664

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

Anonymous 330307

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When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.



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Lore Writeup of my Kill Team: Murderwing! Anonymous 327105[Reply]

(For the miniatures I had previously shown, pic is mostly unrelated but it is the image of the Kill Team used on the online Games Workshop Store)

Background

These guys were Deathwatch Space Marines, until they turned to chaos to complete a mission against a world conquered by the T’Au. They took advantage of the scattered chaos cults hidden within the populace for their own ends, and it ended up branding them as heretics. Now, they hunt aliens on their own terms, though they aren’t opposed to snatching the occasional bit of loot from under the noses of their former allies.

Chaos Lord — Bill The Butcher (Mortifactor)

Bill the Butcher was named as such due to using distraction, terror, and chaos to outmaneuver his foes, allowing him to kill them. Eventually, he rose through the ranks enough to be considered for the honor of the Deathwatch. Bill thought he’d hate his nosier, less grim comrades. But he loved it, allowing it to affect him and developing a gallows sense of humor and a cruel, authoritative posture. He was always one to use any advantage in a fight, to the eventual disgust of his superiors, and his fate was ultimately sealed when he used the ultimate forbidden weapon against a T’Au bastion: the support of a hidden Chaos Cult. Choosing a life on the run over summary execution, he took his boys and fled to do as he pleased.

Champion — Betamar (Alpha Legion)

Betamar had been separated from his warband for some time before noticing Bill and his Boys on a mission. He quickly became fixated on them, impressed with their deeds, stalking them and the moves they made. After they fell to chaos, Betamar revealed himself, claiming to be Alpharius and that he had manipulated them into their descent to chaos, and now he was here to induct them into the Alpha Legion. Bill laughed, the two had a duel, and Betamar got his ass beat. However, Bill spared Betamar and inducted him into their group as the sixth member, valuing his bold nature and familiarity with the ways of chaos.

Shrieker — Del Gringo (Blackshield)
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Anonymous 327108

>>327106
>>327107

Ah, sorry about that! Thank you for the head’s up!

Anonymous 327136

>>327111

It’s not AI, asshole. Put it into a detector and check if you think it is.

Anonymous 329441

Americans who hate free trade could take some personal responsibility and boycott foreign goods, but Americans are so enslaved now that they would rather ignore the history of the Great Depression and beg their government overlords for a decree that FORCES them to pay a tax on imports that funds US wars, tyranny, and debt while killing exports and driving up prices.

The USA feels like it's committing suicide.

Insanity.

Anonymous 330264

Warhammer 40k and its consequences…

Anonymous 330292

One of the problems with tyranny is that it increases.

Americans born today think torture, kill lists, groping, and wiretapping are perfectly acceptable.

There was a time when you didn't need a driver license. Later driver licenses were required. Driver licenses then needed a photo. Later you needed a written exam. A driving test was then required. Later you needed a medical test. A car inspection was required. Later you needed liability insurance. Driver license fees increased and fingerprints were required. Soon DNA samples, microchip implants, and vaccines will be needed to get a license.



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