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What's the most recent word you learned? Anonymous 325734[Reply]

It's never a bad time to expand your vocabulary. Share with us new words as you learn them.
My most recent word is "freshet".
>A freshet is a snowmelt, an annual high water event on rivers resulting from snow and river ice melting.
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Anonymous 325768

Riverine and forestine, both adjectives for river and forest respectively incase it wasn't obvious

Anonymous 325776

Americans think living in a socialist police state is normal, but freedom is not some textbook theory.

There are still some Americans alive today who will tell you that freedom is better.

Anonymous 325777

>>325776
But you know what is a textbook theory?
"Fabula and syuzhet". Per wikipedia:
>In narratology, fabula refers to the chronological sequence of events within the world of a narrative and syuzhet equates to the sequence of events as they are presented to the reader. Vladimir Propp and Viktor Shklovsky originated the terminology as part of the Russian Formalism movement in the early 20th century. Narratologists have described fabula as "the raw material of a story", and syuzhet as "the way a story is organized.
The see-also section gave me another new word, "lisible".
>Lisible is a word from the French for 'legible' used to denote a text that requires no true participation from its audience. It was coined by the French literary critic Roland Barthes in his book S/Z and expanded from his essay "The Death of the Author". Barthes contrasts texte lisible, denoting a closed work, with texte scriptible, a text open to interpretation. In Barthes's opinion, lisible works provide no challenge to the reader's preconceived notions and thus are inferior to scriptible works, exemplified by modernist literature. Barthes contends that lisible works still emphasize the importance of the author, whereas for scriptible texts "the reader is the very space in which are inscribed, without any being lost, all the citations a writing consists of; the unity of a text is not in its origin, it is in its destination

Anonymous 325988

The elites don't need you.

All the infrastructure has been built and the globalists will soon have robots.

Anonymous 326700

Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?



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Lolcow Bunker Containment Thread Anonymous 326498[Reply]

Ah shit, here we go again.
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Anonymous 326621

>>326547
>women would ddos a website talking shit about them
Every website talks shit about us and we don't ddos them. We try to find our own spaces to ignore it but apparently we can't even have that because here you are.

Anonymous 326626

>>326621
Women would clean up their act, not ddos websites.

Anonymous 326631

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>>326547
>Women would attack men
>picrel

>>326524
I think there's far more in a more general sense. Most women won't say anything when they see them incessantly talking about rape and incest and little girls but they'll make the appropriate conclusions. Even TIFs are starting to realize they're pouring their good faith and efforts into a bottomless sexually violent vindictive barrel with them and post shit like
>It's really difficult to support you when the only thing you do nonstop is talking about killing and raping us
So I believe it's subconsciously driven by backlash for this kind of mood settling into even their biggest supporters.

Anonymous 326649

>>326631
I think what's preventing some from peaking (on tumblr) is that they don't actually know what's going on or care to find out more because of their black & white thinking. So many see the vague posts one of the big TFists makes about someone being banned or "harassment" and now have internalized it that this keeps happening bc of muh transmisogyny so even when it keeps being repeated they never stop and think any of them could actually be breaking TOS, they just think it's discrimination. I know someone who reblogs those posts and I sent her an anon asking if actually knew shit about ISFF refusing to tag his fetish reblogs/posts (even when the og posts were from minors) and not acknowledging forcefem as a fetish, supporting IRL incest & starting an actual harassment campaign against those who criticize him and she said no and stopped reblogging those posts lmao. I know people don't like cryptos but they are important for at least weeding & decreasing the influence of the degens even if it doesn't make people peak completely.

Anonymous 326670

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>>326649
>ISFF
It was not even about the fetishes because on tumblr fetishes are like, untouchable and muh essential radical practice kek
He had just reached a point where he felt comfortable branching out into pedoposting and rallying a group of pedophile rights activists together.
A big part of it is also that their equally aligned pedo allies keep driving posts that actively discourage people to even check what happened or they're basically anti-trans backstabbers who are personally responsible for a billion dead TIMs(their blogs were banned).
Still, in recent months you see more backlash against their rabid misogyny and pedo/incest shit and I belieeve that's a good sign.



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Why do trans men think they're entitled to women's spaces and lives? Anonymous 311525[Reply]

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I'm soo tired of trans scrotes like this one. I keep seeing them acting like they have some sort of special privilege that gives them the right to be closer to women like gay men do, except trans men are doing it even MORE. If you want to transition go the whole fucking way and accept that women are going to distrust you as much as they distrust cis men.

They keep doing this shit and just generally being super misogynistic but for some reason all of the focus online goes to trans women. Because the internet is such a scrote-centered place the only criticism that trans men face is "noo he transitioned from a beautiful woman to a man that now doesn't make my peepee hard! I can't coom to this!!!".
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Anonymous 311541

>>311530
Theres a bunch of them on Grindr and gay subreddits, but men get no flack for telling pooners to fuck off and get out of their space. Women get punished for gatekeeping.

Anonymous 311546

Desiring to become men means they act like them which is why they're such vile misogynists much of the time. Honestly trans moids are moids in my mind if only because only moids are capable of such disgusting behavior

Anonymous 311549

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>>311541
They don't seem to post in 2x or trollx at all though that's my point

Nobody tells them off. They just don't go. Also how are trans women going to justify going in a sub called 2x chromosomes ? Its such a sick burn without the drama and they know it.

Anonymous 326249

>>311525
maybe because they are still women?
not allowing transmen into our spaces means having to allow trannies, and i dont think any of us want that

Anonymous 326496

>>326289
Are you a ftm?



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Language Learning Anonymous 256547[Reply]

Any nonas learning languages? I'm learning Latin right now.
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Anonymous 325525

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We in the diamond Duolingo leagues now

Anonymous 325527

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.

Anonymous 325663

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Wow

Anonymous 326376

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Been asking Duolingo ai how to say this and that. That’s pretty fun and actually kinda useful

Anonymous 326494

Americans laugh when New York outlaws ketchup, but do you think ketchup bans in New York might lead to ketchup bans in Vermont and Kansas?

Do you think ketchup bans might lead to mustard bans and toothpick bans?

Do you think that the Satanists are going wake up and restore the Bill of Rights, decrease the debt, or end the wars?

Does anyone see what is going on?



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Chicken tendies appreciation thread. Anonymous 17672[Reply]

Post em, girls.
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Anonymous 26452

>>26451
if that's the case, then Hail Satan

Anonymous 26481

gib

Anonymous 326271

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Chicken tenders taste like sin, too delicious. I feel guilt towards chickens, i try telling myself: "chickens used to be dinosaurs, they're not that innocent". But the guilt only grows stronger, so i take to alcohol like some flagellant.

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Anonymous 326287

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>>17672
Chicken Kyiv better.



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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias

>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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Anonymous 319353

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>Name/Alias
Lecheza
>Age
25+
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
I love gaming, crafting, and discussing weird news and current events. Currently, I am making a lot of resin jewelry. I also like to get crunk and sing karaoke in VRC. My taste in music is very broad from Brendon Small to Sabrina Carpenter. I want more gal pals because I moved across the country and I am stuck inside a lot.
I like playing repo, lethal company, baldurs gate, nightreign, elden ring, and misery.
>Social Media accounts
ladylechuza
>Any other relevant details
Please only gals. I also will require possible friends to play VRC with me to make sure you aren't a gross male. I have plenty of male friends. I want ppl I can talk to about the hidden intricacies of aching boobs and monthly visitors.

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>>225196
>Age and location
28 Southeast US
>Preferred age range for friends
My age or within a few years of it is greatly preferred but nobody under 20 please
>Looking for
Looking for someone or a small group in a compatible timezone to play video games with every now and then. I am shy and not good at video games so I have these sitting in my steam library with nobody to play with:
Dota 2, Deep Rock Galactic, 100% OJ, Terraria, Risk of Rain 2
Can also play Minecraft or Toontown Rewritten as well.
Please add if you are willing to occasionally play one of these games with a total noob and are patient/kind. I work full time and cannot use my phone at work so do not add if you expect constant attention. We can also play backgammon online (or chess or go if you are fine with teaching a noob these games).
>Not Looking For
Political/religious discussions, impatient people, nsfw, flirting/dating, people who do not want to play any of the previously mentioned games with me
>Contact
galdinquay (please be patient if I do not accept your add I am probably at work or asleep - also just a heads up I post this tag other places online pretending to be a dude since sadly these seem to be male dominated games)

Anonymous 324954

I'm looking for a guy who'll send his nudes to me whenever I want to on discord and sometimes chat with me at times

Anonymous 324974

>>324924
Hm yeah I think you are 7 hours ahead of me so it'd be hard to play anything together unless you are often awake after midnight

Anonymous 326242

Just shut it down



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trans man, ex gf cheated on me Anonymous 326225[Reply]

yeah basically. I fucking hate all these women larping as "lesbians" and "loyal". She was secretly craving cock and cheated on me with a man. All that time she made me believe I was all she ever wanted she was seeking male attention and validation behind my back. Ended up making me feel like shit, hurting my ego and self image. Things changed drastically for me after it happened, now I feel much more dysphoric and weird about my identity, although I look very decently masculine. Nothing is good enough.
When will this despair ever end. Can I ever be fucking satisfactory for a woman. It just gets to me now whenever a woman is drawn to my masculinity because guess who's masculine but with extra gadgets? a fucking CIS MALE, and i'll likely get cheated on with that when they realize it's a better deal.


Bathory's Hammerheart, 10/10 album
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Anonymous 326237

>>326236
The question is to which aspect of you are they physically attracted? If it's your outwardly masculine appearance they'd likely instinctively desire masculine genitalia to match.

Anonymous 326238

>>326237
I understand, but you could say that about virtually anyone. Someone attracted to a woman could desire her to have big tits to match, but not everyone's partner will have big tits. Someone attracted to a man could desire him to be physically capable to match but he might end up an amputee. That's where people weigh out their options and see if sticking around is worth it, and you could argue that these kinda relationships don't work out in the end which does hold some truth.
So two things here, if someone saw that the positives they get from me outweigh the negatives then things will work out. And if someone is specifically attracted to me because I bring masculinity without the male genitalia then it would also work out. There are many scenarios in which being what I am goes in my favor, and others that don't. But again that's also the case for everybody.

Anonymous 326239

>>326238
Well I suppose it's great you have a positive outlook on things. I'm sure you'll find someone to love eventually if you continue to be as driven as you are. Again I do hope things work out for you in the end.

Anonymous 326240

>>326239
lol that's funny. Making it sound like I'm desperately trying to convince myself there is someone for me out there.
Well no, I don't have a positive outlook on things. I just see things the way they are, I put my biases aside and try not to let my emotions interfere with judgement. Personally, I don't even believe in love and have my own view about relationships, but the outside world will still go the way it does and that's what I will see and acknowledge.
I'm only involved in things for the sake of the moment anyway.

Anonymous 326241

>>326240
What is your name?



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Anonymous 318754[Reply]

Do you have any dumbass hypotheticals you like to think about

I know some rich people have huge ass properties and sometimes a lot of them. There's no way they're all perfectly surveiled all the time… So what if you managed to get into one of these and just squat. They're probably always more or less stocked, utilities paid for, and also you get some fun stealth playtime whenever the owners come over.

Or maybe one of those fallout shelters rich people supposedly have.
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Anonymous 325170

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What if we just built houses using legos

Anonymous 325207

Yes, like how many designer drinks I could buy from the front case by spending my entire paycheck.

Anonymous 326187

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>uhhm global warming will flood our coastal cities ahhhhhh
Just drink the seawater away

Anonymous 326195

Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.

Anonymous 326202

>>325170
The adults can not stand in it.

>>326187
Just build your house 2m above sea level and it will be a ruin before the sea reach it. Nobody will live long enough to see a difference.



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Gardening Anonymous 270170[Reply]

anyone wanna talk about gardening? share some tips? I live in an apartment, so I just have a container garden on the patio.
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Anonymous 325636

>>325635
I'm not I just thought those two posts were funny

Anonymous 325773

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>>325119
>>325020
So yuge now. By the way there was one more saple separated from the rest but it’s gone now for some reason
Etc etc

Anonymous 325775

>>325773
The plant goddess has returned. Praise be! Greens looking INCREDIBLE, Queen!

Anonymous 325986

>>325773
cute plants. i hope they grow to be big and strong!

Anonymous 326184

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.



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help Anonymous 325753[Reply]

hypothetically how would someone get her hypothetical bf to do this with her?
asking for a friend

Anonymous 325762

offer a reward, ez

Anonymous 325763

>>325762
What kind of reward? What if he thought my friend would not give it to him afterwards

Anonymous 325765

>>325763
she should know her nigel well enough to concoct a personalised and effective bribe

Anonymous 325770

>>325753
I don't understand this video and post. How do you get your boyfriend to wear an outfit you like, well why not just ask him? Is there like a punchline or some other meaningful subtext in the video or is that literally just it?

Anonymous 326129

>>325753
If the guy wasn't still clothed, then he wouldn't be off camera.



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