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>>308763
cigarette roller

>>308765
I thought it was a pasta machine

that's gay

Chud with yellow fever made that meme . Likely jerked off to too much bbc porn and now his lil dick won’t work.
Watch him pull his hair out if she’s racist to white moids

>>305844
one time I had a moid rolling with me and they got hard. it was gross.

>>301811
In general it's a great way to be physically active and be healthy. Anyone who thinks it's significantly more than that is usually LARPing.
>>307817
>>305844
Sounds awful
The trick is to practice martial arts someplace actually legit, not just your local gym or some mcdojo

>>301811
A friend invited me to her Tai Chi class back in high school and I've been doing it ever since. It's relaxing and it's improved my coordination a lot but it's probably about as useful as ballroom dancing in terms of actually fighting someone.

>>307822
>about as useful as ballroom dancing
Which is to say, more than you'd think, actually. Not only is it a great way to exercise and improve your coordination, you're also improving your ability to read other people's movements.
It's also no coincidence that a lot of dance-enthusiasts are also really into combat sports, or how martial arts and dance have always been regular hobbies for the wealthy.

>>307817
>>307817
Maybe he was ogling you too

hello dog

>>314406
ty nonita. that makes sense with them not being threatened that im not in a group. i kinda suspect that my androgynous appearance contributes(no makeup, deep unmasked monotone voice, flat chest, kinda masculine face) ive gotten mistaken as mtf before lmao. what you said about most people not clicking is really true. Do you also not get invited to stuff/you’re the one being invited? Ive stopped putting in energy when things no longer feel reciprocal/they don’t click with me. Appreciate the advice

>>314407
>Do you also not get invited to stuff/you’re the one being invited?
not usually, but when I do get "invited" I always get some sense that something is not right and I'm just performing or tolerating them. like idc if you don't get me but want to hang out it feels kinda like mockery. I prefer doing the inviting instead.

Glad it helped.

Also I want to add a bit advice just in general - there will be people who seem to kinda "connect", but in reality it's some weird mimicry because they project some image onto you that seems cool and want to own you like a social pet or smth. There will be people motivated to fawn but in reality they don't understand you and are unreliable, because they're motivated by social points and see you as social capital. It's fucking bizzare but it can happen. I wouldn't say you have to avoid these necessarily, it isn't inherently bad, but I feel like it can benefit you to know about this fake type of connection. I think men are probably more motivated to do that but generally it can happen from women too.

>>314408
yeah i get why you’d not want to be invited, i would get suspicious as well that they’d want me to “perform”. I can see what you’re saying about the mimicry part too, that’s kinda happened before with friends seeming to idealize me. you ever feel also kinda cursed/chosen in a way as a true social reject/dissocial lol?

>>314411
>yeah i get why you’d not want to be invited, i would get suspicious as well that they’d want me to “perform”.
I think normalfags perform all the time too but they seem to enjoy it, or at least it doesn't go against their sense of self. I always thought it was stupid for some reason.

>you ever feel also kinda cursed/chosen in a way as a true social reject/dissocial lol?
I used to! I was medically neglected for a while which kept me very aloof and socially stunted due to stress and pain. Now that I'm healthier I have no problem socializing but I realized I just lack the capacity to care about social norms. I love when people readily share their real feelings instead of hiding behind a mask so it's not like I'm completely asocial. This is why I don't enjoy group dynamics probably, they are never frank, unless full of autistics or smth. They always have some sort of checks and balances that keep you from doing whatever you want.

>I can see what you’re saying about the mimicry part too, that’s kinda happened before with friends seeming to idealize me
Do you also feel like it's nice but hollow?

Anyways I enjoyed this chat a lot nona. Thanks and have a nice day/night wherever you are <3

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>>314357
i never took certified IT work to be a wfh job, the only low-skill wfh jobs that haven’t gone the way of the jeet a decade ago are terrible-sounding sales jobs. like cold-calling all day for insurance companies

>>314357
I'm OP (the other response you got isn't me) I lucked into it, my CV is all over the place and my absolutely insane boss liked that I have a mix of experience with e-commerce and customer service with a focus on difficult clients (I worked for a covid vaccination hotline before and it was hell). I was applying to every bearable seeming wfh job listed on recruiting websites and heard back from a few but this one hired me on the spot during our first call.

It's an email/ticket job working for a tech sales company where I do mostly internal communication between the CEO and repair centers or lawyers and tell him about updates and forward summaries of the cases to our lawyers and send some "we told you what we can do about it, if you don't want any of this then contact us through your lawyers you speak of" emails to customers. It's very flexible and relaxed and pays well. The only downside is my boss. He's a far right aggressive moid who fulfills every single stereotype of a dangerous scrote who will kill someone one day and his temper is extremely volatile and every call is 90% about his personal life and it's a small company with his wife being the HR so we're all at his mercy and whims. But I work 5 hours a day and effectively I only spend an hour of that really working. The rest of the time I dick around or sometimes go run errands.

>>314360
You sound like an insufferable humblebragging bitch. Hope you enjoy your job while most people suffer.

>>314395
I spent my life working first-level with tasks tracked by the second and you get penalised as soon as the tracker goes over your allotted timespan or people would look up the company info and threaten to come rape and stab me. So yeah I'm glad I get to relax a bit if only for a while. I deeply regret not getting a real education. A lot of office jobs are like this but you're not supposed to talk about it because they depend on everyone pretending to be busy and you don't usually get them without certifications. But in the end the truth is that a lot of the job market is luck and connections. I sent hundreds of applications and got lucky one time. Hope you find something good anon.

>>314395
are you accusing her bragging about having a ticket job or a job at all lol

>>314257
I often think about how easy it would be to book a consultation with one of those surgeons and murder them.

>>314262
Every server I join, its trannies in it or they are mentioned. The ones I am in now arent so bad tho, but a lot of servers are slop simply due to how annoying these people in particular are. In regards to music though, the music I like (breakcore/EDM and punk), its straight up INFESTED with tranny nonsense. You cant be punk and a tranny, thats an oxymoron because trannydom is based on consumerism, also how are you gonna tell people to "go out and vote" in a punk community then shame them for being not doing so? As for EDM, I see too many tranny DJs and they are all the worst of the worst when it comes to tranny nonsense, the worst stereotypes all rolled into one. It's revolting. Almost all tranny-made music sounds like shit too, just like most of their art. When it comes to horror, it's even more egregious- they killed online horror communities with their slop and their push toward censorship/virtue signaling which is insane considering these people are into the worst kinks you could think of. At least horror is fiction? I'd respect these people in some way if they just stopped wanting to take away freedom of speech/expression, but no they can't even manage that, not even when it comes to horror.
All of the art people I knew up who were privileged (upper class), they trooned/pooned out and went onto to preach out DEI nonsense, about how much they "care" about homelessness or discrimation, meanwhile they were abusive to actual minorities with no apology on their part. And of course, the only people they seemed to uplift were apart of the same background as them. No patience for anyone who actually gone through something in life, yet they think all their actions and their friends actions are excusable because "muh twans". Catty, performative rejects. Extremely hateful people for no reason considering all their problems in life were their own doing, unlike the people they bash on.

These communities already had a problem with bad actors, but at least they didn't have a victimcard to hide behind where they could get away with policing speech and acting like being a predator isn't bad or is justifiable.
>>314262
Yeah, of course. 100%.

>>313360
It's not 'all', but most of them, especially the troontwt who couldn't stop yap about 'MUH TRANNY RIGHTS' admitted to browse /tttt/ and importing their lingo during a conversation. When they aren't being sperging retard like a 4channer troon, they start begging for acceptance like a reddit troon.

It wouldn't be so bad if they wanted to be ADULT women but they have to make it 100x greasier by dressing like teenage girls or even younger. I had to be around one who wore a hello kitty shirt which was tight as fuck on him because it literally WAS a little girl's clothes on a fully grown man. You could see his chest stubble coming through it.
Shocking nobody, he was caught grooming children. But nobody said anything beforehand because it was a tranny. I think a lot of trannies aren't even trannies at all they just see it as a position to safely rape children from and/or they get a sick kick out of situations where everybody sees right through their bullshit but has to go along with it anyway. Like imagine the emporer's new clothes but he's fully aware of it the whole time, except he's not like a typical flasher, he gets pleasure out of knowing people feel disgusted, offended, or violated by the sight of him however they have a compulsion to act like nothing is wrong, and that's what he enjoys.
The fact that society is having so much trouble drawing a distinction between "normal" trannies and perverts suggests that there isn't one, and everyone knows it. I think the emporer's new clothes is a perfect metaphor for trannies in a lot of ways, but it's a different version of the story where the kid who tells the truth gets beheaded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlypCOjTmY&t=1112s
praying to God LSuperSonicQ doesn't troon out because what the fuck is this lmaoo. Her first name is Alice too.
I watched him before he ever blew up, before lost media as a whole ever blew up. The thought of this dude trooning out is devastating, yet something tells me with his insistence on this character (+his autism lol) that he will. If he does, RIP to his channel and livelihood. I stopped watching Rob's Media after he made a point to defend Chris Tyson's pronouns, saying Chris is just an "ugly woman", and begging people not to misgender him in the comments.
>>314377
>But nobody said anything beforehand because it was a tranny.
Funny how that keeps happening yet we are supposed to act like there are no benefits to coming out as trans and that no oneee would everrrr try to grift in regards to the identity, let alone use it as a way to hide being a predator.

>question for the radfems here

Why would you want the advice of the most bitter, miserable, mentally ill nonas on here? Try seeking advice from the well-adjusted nonas on here instead.

>>314374
that’s only the blackpilled ones though it seems? a lot of radfem nonas seem perfectly fine? im pretty close to a radfem

>>314373
i wouldn't consider myself radfem but i've shared some of their insights in the past and still do now to an extent. ultimately with makeup as well as with other signifiers of feminity you have to decide for yourself how much you're willing to engage with them and to what extent. if you've dealt with body dysmorphia in the past i would maybe suggest against makeup because it could lead to being dependent on it, but if you're doing it for subcultural reasons then it's slightly different. you don't have to be either fully against makeup or support it blindly. in your case i'd suggest you tread carefully, not even for "political" reasons but for body image reasons

>body dysmorphia
That's the thing that caused teenage mutant ninja turtles, right?

>>314380
ty for the insight, I agree a lot.

I use brave for easy search and Tor for anything more than the surface. I prefer the classics

>>313032
same here

>>313032
I use Brave on my phone because my friend’s military dad makes her use it. I need to get back into Tor but I am bad at using it.

>>312086
>Privacy
For anything privacy related, I like to check out privacy guide's recommendations.
https://www.privacyguides.org/en/search-engines/
https://github.com/pluja/awesome-privacy?tab=readme-ov-file#search-engines
I personally like to use Startpage for its similarity to google, Brave for its AI and DuckDuckGo because you can watch youtube videos on there without having to open youtube.
(I also watch youtube videos via invidious instances https://docs.invidious.io/instances/ or just use peertube at https://joinpeertube.org/browse-content )
I looked a bit into https://docs.searxng.org/ and tried out SearX instances, but the results don't seem as relevant to me compared to other engines' and setting things up would take some work. If I was at a point where I'd need secure privacy to this extent, I'd be using Tor and a different device anyway. For .onion sites, I've used Ahmia at https://ahmia.fi/
>more engines
I've been looking for different search engines myself; my go-to to search for site and program alternatives is this site: https://alternativeto.net/software/google-search/
Now I don't know how privacy focussed they are, but I like to use WolframAlpha for technical searches https://www.wolframalpha.com/ and I recommended https://www.factmonster.com/ to a parent before.
I also use AI search engines like https://www.perplexity.ai/ for random stuff and https://consensus.app/ to loPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>314344
>privacy-focussed AI
That's an oxymoron. They all sell your data.

Is there much difference between the elites who are destroying the US with wars, debt, and tyranny and the Americans who accept the wars, debt, and police state?

>>313483
common ameri doesn't have a choice in this, the government exists in a vacuum until it gets too weak and someone decides to fund a revolution there

The preggo ick cannot be any more blatant ITT

>B-but it's human trafficking!
It's just a bundle of cells. You have the right to unalive it up to the last minute of delivery in many places without legally becoming a murderer. Feminists fought hard for you to have that right.
And the fact that you are in no ways burdeded by the resulting crotch goblin for a second longer makes this even more absurd.
>B-but I cannot abort the parasite because when I change my mind because I am legally bound by a contract!
You can. It is just a breach of contract. Don't like the loss of freedom? Don't do contract work.
>B-but pregnancy LITERALLY DESTROYS women's bodies!
Exaggeration for the vast majority of cases. But even if it happens, so does crashing a car. Or the fucked up trash-eating sedentary consumer lifestyle that you love so much. This is why you are compensated for the risk just like any other work.
>B-but having a baby is not anyone's right!
Neither is electricity, groceries, or anything else really. That is why you get paid to do it.
>B-but babby is not made in a soap opera romance plot!
Nobody was. The hormonally charged make-believe never had any real role beyond tricking you into believing it's something more than just biology.
>B-but muh speshul bond between mommy and babby
It's sexist bullshit made up to sell unpaid work to women.
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Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

>>314384
don quixote post

it's possible, but before u jump to that conclusion, i would first try a lot of foreplay and leaving penetration to when you are close to orgasm. in my experience penetration is way easier when i'm close and has next to no pain. i think the vagina naturally relaxes more or something. it could also be condoms, i get irritated when my bf uses latex condoms.

>>314369
I'm not really sure if I've ever orgasmed before even on my own tbh. :( Like, I usually feel some sort of release and then a sense of relaxation when I masturbate but people online keep saying that I'd like "absolutely know" if I orgasmed. I'm just so confused rn

this can range from psychosomatic issues to vegetative system dysfunction etc etc. but you should check with gyn first so they can give their conclusion.
honestly if you can pay for a gynecologist you should, waiting until January is too long imo

>>314370
from my pov it feels like a huge increase in pleasure only lasting like 10 seconds then things get too sensitive to touch. maybe try experimenting more with yourself to see what feels best for you? i use a toy on my clit during piv sex because i can't orgasm without clitoral stimulus.

Moved to >>>/nsfw/15442.