/b/ - Random

>>63266
Please give this little lamb my kisses

>>63266
Awww what a little sweetheart

I take care of more cats than I am willing to admit to. My area had a problem with a feral tom some years ago, but he is no longer here. All the cats are spayed and neutered so we don't have anymore kittens born.

I currently have three awful cats. I hate-love them all.

>>64175
same. i have 4, and 5 immediate strays that i take care of that i'm trying to tnr, and more further away from my home that i'm trying to tnr. though i will probably take in 2 more of the strays. they're too well socialized to remain outside. i love all my kids to bits.

>>66652
>online relationships aren't real
I disagree. It’s completely possible to form a bond with someone through the internet. You’re still speaking with a real person, they’re just on the other side of the screen.

>>64939
Over the years, Discord became a huge pile of shit filled with predators, wannabe fuckboys, people who try to distract their mental illness by dating and trannies. Not worth it, seriously. Most of the time it's the biggest mistake.

>>64939
Too much trannies in it, too much misogynists too including the trannies they are misogynistic af. Most moids from a chan, reddit or discord since they kinda share communities arent worth it.

>>66658
>>66652
i think this is interesting. some of my best friendships were developed through the internet and the transition was seamless. i don't see how the vibe is meaningfully different on webcam and voice as if you're in person, vs real life. i can see how relationships could quite possibly be different, but i think with enough time spent together in a way that mimics real life, it wouldn't be that different. this is going based off my experiences with friends though.

>>66676
I’ve had the exact same experience. Online friendships and relationships (the relationships hopefully becoming irl one day) are just as valuable as ones forged in person.

>>66458
You first

>>66578
Not everyone here is a NEET like you.

now for the rest of your life.
try not to get overwhelmed by the increasing speed of the flow of time.

>>66459
Best advice in the thread.
1) date
2) breakup
3) repeat
4) get engaged
5) get married
6) make babies
7) get divorced
8) repeat 5-7 if you want
9) live as long as you can until you die

>>66224
I've been eating a vegetable soup that's pretty okay.

>>66224
been craving beef for a week, must be anemic

>>66378
I made them today, it was a lot easier than I expected. I filled them with glass noodles, ground pork and veggies. Delicious.

>>66224
I don't know how to cook it yet because I am a big dummy, but my mom made some birria like this (with much more broth and spice) a few hours ago, and I also drank a few shots of Don Julio anejo tequila alongside it!
It still amazes me how tequila fits so well with most Mexican food that deals with beef meat, to be honest.

Just ate some white rice with fried chicken tossed in fried garlic and cilantro. Drinking iced peach green tea.

In my 30s, and only been on 4 dates ever. The last one was 9 years ago with a guy I met on okc, but he ghosted me. I've given up on trying to find a bf. I do have a thing for one guy, but I haven't seen him in a while, so I can't try to give him my number even if I got over my anxiety.

I think my family secretly thinks I'm a lesbian or something. No friends, but my coworkers have never asked. For the most part, I don't care, though it would be nice to have someone. Right now, I got them 2d husbandos to fill the void.

I'm the same age and without any experience so no dates whatsoever. I'm not really bothered by being a virgin as I've resigned myself to dying alone. What I am struggling with is anxiety and being a semi NEET. I haven't left my room in 10 years and my parents are becoming more impatient about me finding a job and starting a family kek. Now the "serious" talks about my future plans are a daily thing with added threats of kicking me out when it's the worst possible time to be job hunting. So, I've tried to go out but every single time my anxiety kicks in and I start throwing up. I can't imagine what it would be like to actually talk to someone other than my family. I'm currently preparing my CV which I've managed to fill in with bullshittery and I fret sending it to potential employers who'll likely laugh at my bio. And even if I get invited to the interview by some miracle, I'm not sure how the fuck will I do it. I'm the only one to blame for putting myself in this position and I plan on killing myself if I don't get a job soon. The idea of being able to commit suicide and leave on my terms is oddly comforting.

>>66096
> Being touch deprived is probably the hardest part about it for me, I would kill for a hug.
Same. I try to fill in that void by binging on ASMR vids. I do get those so called tingles but I'd much rather get hugged by anyone.

where should I even go look for a guy in a position like this?

t. 30y virgin

I'm not a virgin but I haven't been physically intimate with anyone in almost a decade. I really don't care and don't desire affection or sex. I can guarantee any and all of you that it's underwhelming and pointlessly stressful to be vulnerable to the point of sex with people who won't appreciate you. Too difficult finding someone that will, and you're far better off masturbating.

I will guarantee that all of you can find plenty of potential partners, but even the prettiest, smartest, most clever woman will go unappreciated, and most frighteningly, end up mistreated, by the man that manages to capture her, no matter how much vetting is done. They're just trained to find us disposable and disrespect us after a while. Being intimate with men is just generally underwhelming and I don't especially desire or miss being disrespected.

Moved to >>>/feels/45761.

>>66361
Pic related for the last part, an obvious distinction from the normal trap.

>>54869
Most people consider men straight for liking traps, therefore I think it would make you at least somewhat les. Liking somewhat Shinji doesn't make you gay.

See >>66361. First two are straight, the last one is gay.

>>66361
Most of the "trap" characters in anime prefer to be refereed to as men anyway. It's trannies misinterpreting the character personalities and twisting them to their perversion.

yes

>>66363
>Most people consider men straight for liking traps
NTA but I'm 100% sure it isn't the case and the only way it "could" be is by assuming a trap is identifying himself as a "she," therefore a man wouldn't be gay whatsoever for liking "her" even if they are of the same sex.
>>66393
Yes, that's why I struck the word girl in it since the original meme implied trannism, despite the fact that Ruka is a male and identifies as such.

>>56387

doki doki..

I stopped caring about math when I was introduced to the concept of imaginary numbers. What a crock of shit. If your equation can only be solved by inventing numbers that can't exist, like some kind of math deity , then you are fucking wrong and the math is flawed. Same for algebra solutions that basically say "the correct answer is whatever the correct answer is". Thats what the math said transcribed to words but god forbid if i wrote in down in english instead of the ancient math runes the teacher word mark me wrong.

Math is logical and numbers never lie my ass. Math is just as flawed as any other human construct.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little handmaiden? I'll have you know that besides writing one of the most popular book series in modern times, I've been involved in numerous secret raids against pinkpill groomer Discords, and I have been blocked and reported by over 300 pornsick incels. I am trained in the use of facts and logic and I've even been banned from the Mumsnet women's rights subforum. You think you can get away with forwarding that kind of discourse over the Internet? Think again, pickme. As we speak I am contacting the international network of powerful lesbians, and your IP is being traced right now so you better run to your Nigel to protect you from the storm. The storm that wipes out the bourgeois, neoliberal capitalist thing you call feminism. You're fucking history, Everyday Feminism. I can shitpost anywhere, anytime, and I can rebut SJWiki in over seven hundred ways, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively read in second-wave philosophy, but I have access to the entire bibliography of Andrea Dworkin and I will deploy it to its full extent to wipe your miserable worldview off the face of the internet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little virtue-signalling Mel Magazine article was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn tradthot.

I am here once again to warn everyone about 48. Several days ago, a penguin entered my home. I tried discussing 48 with it but got no response. 48 is too sensitive I suppose. Later that night, I received a phone call from an unknown number. Just silence, no one there. I woke up in the middle of the night at 3:48 to see a hanging World War 1 soldier in my bedroom. He hung in the corner of my room near the door. If anyone can locate the penguin, please tell it I am truly sorry for speaking about 48. My life holds no value. I am soon going to be sacrificed to Atlantis.

>>44955
>>45862
>>62830
This series made me smile.

>>63990
>>64211
A lot of more traditional churches has singles groups specifically for meeting potential spouses. there is a mix of married people there, too, so it isn't a meat market, it is a real chance to meet people.
My roomie went to the Catholic one, Youventutim (SP?) for 6 months before COVID and said it was fun and that those 6 months resulted in 6 marriages

Can't believe anons are actually recommending the church, religious men are the most hypocritical of all

>>66445
Of my friends the only ones with decent guys married church guys

>>66452
Maybe it depends on the area, I live in an overwhelmingly catholic country and every dude that's super into going to church is a weirdo.
My ex was the "church on sunday, confess my sins every once in a while" type of guy, he had a terabyte porn collection and still did all the sex stuff before marriage but then was in constant fear of going to hell kek
He'd tell me how he cried to the priest and would explain what he jerked off to in detail, religious men are wack. At least he was honest with me but that's because I wasn't judgmental due to being raised as a filthy atheist. That changed now and I don't date coomers, but I lose respect when it comes to dudes that don't jerk off because god tells them to.
Plus they're usually nationalistic misogynists but I'm aware the nationalistic part varies from country to country.

>>66165
People frequently reach out me via email or whatever for career advice, sometimes it snowballs into a connection. It's pretty apparent after a few conversations if someone could use support + is worth the trouble. I don't really hand out money suddenly, that puts a precedence on both me and the student that may be uncomfortable.

Stuff like that, bit of a cop out response but it's a natural process of floating around and people reaching out to you and relationships building over time.

>>66238
Then how do they find you? Are you putting up flyers advertising yourself as some sort of scholarship / career guru?

>>66268
No lol nothing like that, I don't have social media, just email. Students reach out to me through mutuals (i.e. friends, coworker's child, someone I used to work with is teaching now…) or they come across my name in the credits of a project and hunt down my contact info.

I'm a nobody in the grand scheme of things but once I got into a household name company people figure out a way to find you. God knows I did the same as a student.

>>65630
what field are you in, anon?

>>66440
I'm in STEM, no surprise

If raccoon-moids existed the world would be a better place. Women would no longer be afraid and would have cute bfs.

>>64953
You won't eliminate the gene for such things without culling women too, are you going to cull women too?

>>65146
The gene doesn't have to be eliminated fully.
You could always get the gene suppressed permanently by a separate gene.
Though moids would stilĺ be involved in reproduction, and every woman would have to get one X chromosome from her mom's moid.
I imagine that it would likely be bred out if enough time passed while culling moids.
Then again i thought the whole raccoon moid thing came from moids being made the significantly weaker sex by sexual dimorphism, with women likely being made stronger as well.
I'm sure that if women were entirely in control over which men breed that they would weed out undesirable moids pretty early on.
And since women would be the same size if not bigger, we can assume that evolving smaller vaginas is off the table.
Therfore, raccoon moid dicks would be completely out of proportion with their body.
Taking this further, they would likely have more efficient hearts and lungs in order to not pass out from getting an erection.

>>64260
https://soundcloud.com/greensontoast/raccoon-gf
WONt U beeeee won'T u plEaSee wON't u Beeee my RaCoon QwEEeennn

>>66384
Beautiful.