/b/ - Random

>>57385
>but as the time-stopper, not the one getting groped
Why have you incepted this thought in my mind, more importantly, why do I want to hear more?

>>57391
Pizza mozarella, pizza mozarella, pizza mozarella rella rella rella rella~~

>>57380
Shouldn't posts about fetishes be on the nsfw board ?

It's so obvious this thread was made by a moid. Who cares about this shit if it isn't a moid asking on CC?

Do women actually like penises? I like my bf's (erect) penis, but I don't like random penises at all, and specially not flaccid ones. I assume it's similar for men.

>>57365
The website says that one's a lady on testosterone tho

>>57367
I'm not able to be attracted to other men's bodies. My man's penis is the only acceptable one whether it's hard or flaccid, I love the softness of it's skin and to squeeze it with my hand.

>>57365
Yeah, that one's a FtM troon. So it's still a real vulva

>>57369
>>57375
You're right, I mis-read it.

>>57378
Both. Simply put, improve that which can be improved. Always note though that beauty preferences can vary greatly. Improving only applies for traits that are generally more attractive like better fitness, smoother skin, proportionate facial features, etc. I'm not ugly though, just unremarkable. So I mostly focus on school, fitness, and extracurriculars.

>>57379
This. Fix what you can (without unnecessary drastic surgery) and then learn to accept the rest. Just physically stepping back a bit from the mirror (to the distance most people will see you at) can help a lot.

>>57192
They’re pets!

>>57192
It's cute how women will adopt this brand of degrading the other gender yet it looks so out of place to read.

>>57246
thanks UwU

How do you define "watching porn"?
Just sitting there and watching it like a movie?
Or does opening a video, masturbating, orgasming, closing a video also count as "watching porn"?

>>57300
>>57304
>>57041
Eh, I think some of it is an expression of likely newfound identity in a culture that is overly encouraging of women desiring men. Some are also bisexuals, meaning they feel the pressure to prove their attraction to women.

Just biting back at comphet and trying to overcome youthful insecurity. It is pretty cringe if it's their whole personality though.

>>57316
People are the cringiest about things when they've just begun to identify with them, it takes time to mellow out and learn the pitfalls of an identity

I genuinely don't think fatphobia is a real thing, nor does it deserve to be at the same level of racism and misogyny.

>>57304
Maybe, I lurked through /lgtb/ a little while ago and discovered what ''autogynephilia'' is… ew
>>57316
What you suggest seems like an understandable perspective.
>It is pretty cringe if it's their whole personality though.
Yes.
>>57317
Yes. I have to admit that most of the times I have the sensation (from the people I see in real life rather than from the posts I see online from lesbians I don't know) that what you just said is more the result of following some sort of ''trend'' that being a lesbian or bisexual has become, rather than just the first step towards building your identity. I know I'm being judgemental but the presence of this stuff is SO BIG at my uni that I'm extremely tired of it. We all did dumb things is highschool but when I see this kind of sentences on the back of the bathroom doors at the campus I feel like I'm traped in highschool era forever with these people.

>>57325
How old are you?

>>57325
I would suggest you post something like that on the nsfw board. As to answer your question, it is normal to have fluctiations like that, everyone has moments in their lives where they are more or less horny. Trying to force the horny isn't gonna feel that great which will make you less likely to seek out the horny. Wait for the horny to come back naturally on its own. It's just better. Also stop worrying about your horny so much, it's exactly what kills the mood. I wish you a nice day, OP.

This sounds like perimenopausal OP. See a doctor.

>>57274
Maybe attractive is the wrong word. How about aesthetically pleasing? What does an aesthetically pleasing face looks like?

>>57285
How long is a piece of string?

>>57267
>>57265
Is that the contrapoints tranny

>>57328
Nah she looks too pretty to be ContraPoints

>>57328
Vanessa Axente and Marlon Teixeira

>>57283
You sound like best friend material tbh

>>57283
kek sounds fun

>>57283
I don't understand this post. Are those supposed to be good things? You are just thugs, it's not even average 4chan poster attitude.

>>57305
She says a great part of a solid relationship is the complicity between partners.
Partners in crime so to speak.

>>57279
Guys have a hard time understanding that even if they are attractive, they could be really hot to 1/10 girls, decent to 3/10 of them, and unremarkable to the rest. It's hard for them to understand how specific most womens' tastes are, because most guys aren't that picky with girls. Thus, they try to date maybe 3 different girls, get rejected by all of them, and start to believe they're ugly even if they aren't.

>>55178
Blocker and trad

I feel spectre fits me the most.

>>55178
Rolling for truth

>>57281
>tfw you'll have to wait till disfigurement or hagdom to achieve making children cry and run away
One day I'll achieve bog witch status and make a wall outside of my house with fake skulls and cobbled together sigils that don't do anything.

Blocker, just not the "moving onto someone else" part
Formerly known as disaster

Had a horrible dream
Did some random shit with Gordan Ramsey about people writing in about some primitive cooking book, only for some reason it involved a whole bunch of chicks sending their tits in
And i really wanted the book but i kept forgetting what it was called and half waking up and wanting to write it down then forgetting
Only to slip back into sleep and for Gordon to give it back to me a few times and one time a golf club as well for some reason

But then there was a recession and i got a job offer in Melbourne so flew down. But when i got there my mum sent me a Facebook message saying it was probably fake and why would they head hunt somebody like me during a recession.
So i got annoyed and was walking around Melbourne i decided i may as well have a beer.
There was one of those counter sticking out of the wall places like which might sell coffee only they only sold xxxx and vb.
The weird thing is though all the melbournians were only drinking xxxx even though its a Queensland beer.
And im standing at this fucking counter for ages. New people are constantly coming but im never served.
Theres a list of all the sizes of beer but they're all wrong.
Normally i can't read in dreams but shit like a schooner is called a schooeeywooey and middy(which people use in Melbourne i think) was a midriff.
And i want a pint but im not sure if i should be self conscious about it because everybody else is getting runt sized beers.
Never got my beer just woke up

alri lasses as if this is still up haha mental that

>>57186
What a boring post

Why's it so bloody hot…

>>57232
cuz ur mum's fat