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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 325690

>>325646
I love killer sudoku variant

Anonymous 325691

>>325683
ANSWER ME

Anonymous 325699

>>325691
Smart people are the opposite of a hivemind, so you'll just have put in the extra effort to know your gift recipient close enough as an individual to really know what to get them.
Also consider alternatives to giving gifts, like spending quality time together, offering compliments and encouragement, acts of service to ease their burdens or showing affection through physical activities like holding hands.

Anonymous 325700

>>325699
I'll find a smart person and gift them 2 hugs, 1 pet mouse, 3 geraniums (2 white, one red), a ticket to Norway, horse riding lessons, an eel, 5 bars of dark chocolate, a drawing tablet, 10 notebooks, 10 juicy no-smudge pens, a gentle tap on the ass, an hour's worth of back scratches, and an invite to tour the hivemind

I realised i went straight for physical things, regardless of the last suggestion, but i can't let go of the eel gift. which is clearly the only one i can sacrifice

So, for next year
I will get a smart person
A hug

Anonymous 325708

>>325682
Money lol but aside from that I've always wanted a telescope. Never got around to setting one up


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would you... Anonymous 324376[Reply]

catch the tail?

Anonymous 325695

hug hug hug

Anonymous 325702

the mystery of irritating mama
the answer is always the same
bother mama
hover 'round mama
keep mama company
be with mama


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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 325528

Spoiler

This is scrotefoiling now.

Anonymous 325532

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This is just getting grating atp

Anonymous 325538

>>325532
Mods have been asleep for almost the entire weekend. I don't even want to know how many of them are, probably less than enough.

Anonymous 325597

>>325528
The bad fetish art has lots of cringe asses how post about how they think one thing or another is hot in there, they should be bullied for derailing. I guess it's some coomer who thinks lactation and femdom and shota are empowering

Anonymous 325673

The tumblr trans feminists thread is literally half self posters and Kiwiscrotes now, same for the art commentary thread but more self posters and less kiwiscrotes


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Moment of Silence For 4chan Anonymous 296860[Reply]

It is so shocking they actually did it. They actually implemented email verification on every board. I noped out of there so fast and never going back. RIP our imageboard friend. I'm sure we all have such fond memories from the one that started it all.
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Anonymous 325177

>>325174
Idk when I used it for free I could pick any country
But that was on windows, if you’re android only then idk

Anonymous 325649

I’ve noticed r9k is much more tolerable when you sort by creation date. More lighthearted.

Anonymous 325650

>>325649
Still not worthy imo

Anonymous 325674

It's fine. You just have to do a captcha and the more often you post, the easier and less captchas you have to do.

Anonymous 325680

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?


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accountability thread Anonymous 181390[Reply]

Post long-term or short-term goals you have so other nonas can keep you accountable. Updates, honesty, and kindness are encouraged.
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Anonymous 299217

Exercise 3 days a week M W F
Ride bike 3 days a week at minimum T T S
IPL 3 days a week T T S
Memrise and Anki every day
>>299166
You’re doing amazing and it’s so heartening to see your updates. I’m rooting for you!

Anonymous 301484

>>181390
my goals are to
-stop craving fast food
-lose weight..
-get more female friends

Anonymous 309866

>>299166
I just remembered this thread exists. My current daily routine:

-anki kanji deck
-anki jlpt grammar deck
-anki n1 vocab deck
-read manga
-read 1 news article
-write sentences using target grammar (langcorrect.com)
-freewrite (langcorrect.com)

Anonymous 325678

Draw twice per week
Organise saved videos
Organise playlists
Write a short story, any genre, by 2027
Bonus, learn how to do eye makeup

Anonymous 325679

Reply to emails and texts once a week
Always restock soap
Meal prepping for dog
Type down notes once a day
Clean room and bathroom on the weekends
Post more here


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Anonymous 314890[Reply]

I'm an NSFW artist (who's bad of drawing) AMA
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Anonymous 314921

>>314890
I'm also an NSFW artist who's bad at drawing.
I wish I knew how to post and sell my art without losing my anonymity. I don't mind commissions irl, but what lands on the internet often stays on the internet.
How are you not paranoid about posting your NSFW drawings?

Anonymous 314922

how do you find people who are interested and commission you, even if it was for free despite being "bad"?

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>>314921
>but what lands on the internet often stays on the internet.
How are you not paranoid about posting your NSFW drawings?
Because the Internet is for everyone and for the NSFW drawings, I'm not ashamed of drawing shit I wanted
>>314922
I'll find others who's fascinated and wouldn't mind of how bad it looks, they can art-trade with me if they wanted to

Anonymous 314939

your art isn't that bad, I like it tbh
it's just that the subject matter reeks of autism, for better or worse

Anonymous 314957

>>314939
>For better or worse
I'll take it as a both


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Language Learning Anonymous 256547[Reply]

Any nonas learning languages? I'm learning Latin right now.
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Anonymous 325073

>>325072
Hmm I see I must have missed it then

Anonymous 325105

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>chuvash
found this gem while looking through my pics

Anonymous 325525

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We in the diamond Duolingo leagues now

Anonymous 325527

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.

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Wow


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Warning Thread Anonymous 312473[Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling
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Anonymous 319089

bump

Anonymous 319090

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Damn it!

Anonymous 320041

Radfem fujos spamming irl gore don't scroll

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Crystal cafe time capsule Anonymous 321201[Reply]

Please leave a message for nonas in 2036
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Anonymous 324109

>>321369
Suifuel fucking brutal

Anonymous 324624

You BETTER have reached every single goal you set in 2026 and then some more!

Anonymous 325535

Cherish every moment

Anonymous 325658

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you have the strength to suicide bomb that billionaire bunker, girl, i believe in you

Anonymous 325659

>>325658
Wtf since when did cc get so based?


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History general Anonymous 325492[Reply]

Maybe I'm being an idiot again but I can't find any history-related threads or generals. So I'm gonna make one and I'll start with a question I've been thinking about lately.
What was social mobility like in European and maybe some other countries?
I didn't research it quite thoroughly yet, but in Russian Empire there was something called Table of Ranks. If a commoner spent enough time at the 14th rank and higher they could gain something called "personal nobility". This does not get passed down to your descendants. 8th rank and higher could grant you "hereditary nobility".
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Anonymous 325617

>>325495
with the way everything is forced onto a paywalled cloud and tech becomes more brittle (SSDs are unable to keep data for years if unpowered), it's unlikely

Anonymous 325618

>>325617
I mean, corporations still actively resell ad data, I assume they aren't going to just discard it and it'll be there for years to come. Same with websites that just keep user data forever. Though the likelihood they'll survive long enough to be willing to volunteer that data just for study, I'm not sure about it.
Maybe personal electronics won't be an option, or maybe in the future they'll come up with ways to restore data. Digital archeology or something. But I'm only guessing here though.

Anonymous 325621

Also it's possible that we're invent more persistent storage types. They may not become mainstream but I know 100% data hoarders will be in on it

Anonymous 325640

>What was social mobility like in European and maybe some other countries?
Low, but i guess that was usual in most societies until the late 19th century. Some countries that are very young, like the USA, might be slightly different since people had a better chance to rise during the 19th century (if they were white, and by white i mean english and german).

During most of the earlier times, being granted a noble rank was something that made you nobility by name, but didnt really come with any benefits and wasnt hereditary, as you described. Until very late in the middle ages, there wasnt even something like a capitalist class that wasnt noble, but wealthy.

Anonymous 325644

>among them are Poisson, Laplace and Euler
this sounds strange, because the Laplace transform is a generalization of the Fourier transform into the s plane


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