/b/ - Random

>>324115
no, i was raised by a single mother and i hated it, i was jealous of other children having their dad picked them at school etc I see my dad every week but that's not the point, i wanted two parents.

>>324125
If you had to choose between remaining single and sharing the man of your dreams with one other woman, what would you choose?

>>324147
Depends on if it's our life or just his.

>>324147
You're not sharing him, you're competing against other women for resources. Back in the day you all had to share a hut, but now that a 3 bedroom home costs $2 mil anywhere a guy like that could work, you're renting your own place. Take a look at rich guys who have multiple sugarbabies and you can see how that relationship pans out - dependants all paid the same subsistence amount, all competing to be the favourite so you can get free meals, clothes, cars etc. for the next month until he gets bored of you.

I personally would rather be single than playing a 24/7 game of The Bachelor against a growing list of younger, more attractive women until one day he sees a paunch when you slouch and has a repo agency take back the Lexus he leased for you the last time you agreed to get go get a boob job.

>>324168
>I personally would rather be single than playing a 24/7 game of The Bachelor against a growing list of younger, more attractive women
literally

So how many anons on LC do you reckon are actually just moids?

>>324100
Back to junkuchan lc reject. She's right

>>324101
Most of them; you're not convincing me that natural born women are making penis appreciation threads. Its LPSG number 2

>>324100
>so in resume
Thirdie esl, ChatGPT hallucination, or Amerimutt public school casualty?

>>324113
We have a saying that kinda sounds like that in Russian, it means "In conclusion" obvs

russian moids waging holy war over a labubu

Moids are performing shamanistic astrological rituals to predict shit about their favorite toys. (and unironically buy into it)

>>323209
That's clearly a shitpost. Get over yourself

>>323220
be silent.

>>324073
I hate to inform you that females also are very capable of eating like shit and not consuming vegetables
Not debating that a male is a male but this is an unusual thing to point to.

>>324062
Look in lolcow’s tumblr transfeminists /snow/ thread

>>324075
Oh I know, I know.
But for me there is a difference of how a troon writed and pretens to cook like a so homely housewife and woman pretending to do so.

>>323446
Dude is jacking off to the tranny flag, pic is so funny.

>>324075
usually women don't post about it because they are self aware enough unlike these fags

cute. i loved moral orel.

Cats are the best, firstly because they don't talk.

>>320554
I look like this cat by the way

they understand at least partially. theyre able to comprehend simple attachments

Cats absolutely know how we are feeling. I was suicidally depressed and crying last night and my kitty was headbutting and rubbing on me, just trying his best to get me to pet him because he knows that makes me feel better.

Today I was feeling really down and my cat brought me his favourite toy and we had a cuddle and then he insisted that we play (his toy is a thing on a string). I am 100% sure that they know. I love my cats so much, and I hope they know that I love them.

Tbh I am pretty sure all mammals who ever live in groups (litters, herds, etc) will know to some extent how you're feeling. We all have similar hormones and our brains aren't so different that we would experience eg anger or joy too differently.

I hope the moon is still around. I'm concerned about her.

So has the apocalypse happened yet or?

>>321202
I have such bad death anxiety, I wonder if I'll finally be over it in 2036, I'm really scared to not exist anymore. I guess knowing I have decades left is pretty comforting but it doesn't mean much in the face of infinity

>>321416
They're still setting up the last few pieces. A power grab the likes of which has never been seen before is coming up soon enough. Don't worry about it too much it'll probably turn out okay. Probably

If I havent killed myself and Im reading this, I hope you had fun with future octopath traveler and triangle strategy installments.
And stop taking drugs, alright?

>>321369
Suifuel fucking brutal

Justin Bieber just replied to
Mariah Carey on Instagram:

“You killed your mom and sis for the illuminati and literally ate your own mom. Like, wtf?”

>>322654
This is fake retard

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

>>323183
You don't want to save the bats? What an horrible person you must be.

>>324058
Every damn time.

>>318833
i like that pic with the text

you got more of these?

what the fuck does this even mean lmao

>>318871
It means you're a virgin and when you start pitching about everything we can just write you off because you aren't even burdened by love

Americans scream that there must be a new law that outlaws punching firefighters, but isn't assault already illegal?

I can't say his name.