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>>325119
>>325020
So yuge now. By the way there was one more saple separated from the rest but it’s gone now for some reason
Etc etc

>>325773
The plant goddess has returned. Praise be! Greens looking INCREDIBLE, Queen!

>>325773
cute plants. i hope they grow to be big and strong!

>>270170
Is anybody else having an awful time with their veggies this summer? My peppers dropped all their flowers. I only got 2 puny peppers in the last two months its madness. Yes I water regularly and fertilize high phosphorus blend. Last year I had so many peppers i didn't know what to do with them all. (Is it possibly because i overwintered them?)

Or is it really because of El Nino? We got a lot of rain and its actually been a pretty tolerable summer. I'm in zone 9a. I just dont get it.

>>332533
No it’s the local TIF

>>332528
>>332527
>>332526
Yeah explain the male loneliness epidemic then? Why males dump millions of dick pics on women who don't want them and avoid them like the plague? You guys are so angry dating for women is like getting it from a swamp, while dating for men is like getting it from a desert, but i mean its no surprise why that is, stop acting like you are

>>332545
Oh you care
Thats why you can't stop posting here for attention

>>332545
Accurate. There are only 3 genders: man, female, non-binary

jesus fucking Christ why are there so many m*n infiltrating

>>332295
He's quite the distinguished gentleman. I can't say I've ever seen a dog with a coat quite like that.

I had a spider. Always thought they were interesting. My family hated it and I kept it for a week and my mom got paranoid and told me if it got out it could lay eggs or something stupid I thought that would have been cool if it actually did

>>332183
My BABY

She's singing you a song

>>332506
>>332507
CUTE!!!

>>315357
I started writing a message to congratulate you on the pregnancy but now I have to erase everything 😭
I don't really know what to tell you, his reaction is weird on many levels. Doesn't he want grand kids ? I was about to tell you that some people love their children differently, but once again that was before reading your post until the end.
I really can't explain that reaction. Maybe he hates the father ? I'm just trying to think of any excuse beside "unsensitive psycho", this is concerning

In any case it's really important for you to surround yourself with supportive, non-toxic people. Look in your in-laws, friends or colleagues (not a big fan of the latter but hey)

Your Dad is gay.

>>315504
my dad is 100% biological but that doesn't prevent him from acting like he hates me

>>315357
Cut off all relations to both and forget them

have you ever tried asking him directly

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

roll

roll

>>332302
ew no

roll!

Nice, I like aggron

at least we are not speaking german

>>331829
Do you have a loicense for that cope?

I can tell why Yes Manchester aren't charging to listen to this guy. He's not awful, but, y'know, the guy DJing for free pizza downstairs was better.

>>331830
Patter so bad it makes me not even want to get out of bed in the morning. Give-up-and-bed-rot levels of japery.

keir won and you're all being raped by immigrants LOL

Radfem fujos spamming irl gore don't scroll

There's a CSEM thread like three threads below this one

There's a shitton of gore and some nudes in the current Lolcow bunker thread

Raid happening rn

>>331986
What's the point of being mentally aware? Being mentally aware only leads to anxiety over things you're unable to control, and touching grass leaves you open to acts of random violence. Even you are trying to motivate through the violent acts of shaming and threatening to label nona as the target of public ridicule over something insignificant. Normies act like that and then act surprised why would anyone choose doomscrolling while they fail to notice as they doomscroll more and more in an attempt to raise even more public shame and outrage, all for the sake of what they designated as the good cause.

>>332052
….And doom scrolling doesn't give you anxiety…?

>>332054
No, it actually mutes it.

have you tried being more attractive?

I relate to this so much, social media is ruining my mental health but I don't want to unplug because then I'll lose my online friends.

>>332060
go back to looking at choking porn and worshipping andrew tate
i dont know why you bother trying to convince anybody we're anything like you

>>332060
Even then what difference does it make? Our porn is still infinitely less violent and dehumanizing than yours scrote, what point can you even make? Go look at the most popular videos on pornhub and ask again why we should care? You degenerates deserve worse

>>332064
>>332063
Well now it just feels like you're angry at somebody from your past. I never said there was anything wrong with kisses and cuddles

>>332061
here you go, nona, your post so you don't have to type it again

>>332067
Hell yeah somebody saved it, I better do the same