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tard rage Anonymous 307192[Reply]

Ever had to deal with it? Some time ago a low functioning autist attacked his mother while they were visiting the place where I work. She had a bleeding wound on her face, but when we offered to call emergency services or police she declined, I think she was used to it. Retards are terrifying.

Anonymous 307194

>>307192
I haven't had to deal with it but I do have a relative that's a diagnosed aspie and it hits him hard, wouldn't be surprised if he had some other condition on the side.
He transfered to a special ed school for high school and one day he almost brought a baseball bat to school so he could beat up some other kid. And just a few days ago he had a tantrum at home and started destroying and throwing shit at 20 years old. I think his mother forgot to get his medication that day. He does have a pretty shitty mom so I kinda feel bad for him but I can only imagine how scary it must have been in the moment for her that she called the police.


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Cow RP thread Anonymous 307132[Reply]

We rp as cows in this thread

>sniffs grass
>"huff huff huff"
>picks up grass with my long tongue
>"munch munch munch"
>"gulp"
>"burp"
>chews cud again
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Anonymous 307141

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>>307132
Living life on the wild side!

Anonymous 307163

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>>307135
>licks my cow friend

Anonymous 307165

>we should fight for bovine freedom
>I mean 'mooooooo~'

Anonymous 307166

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Sisters, it appears I have got my head stuck in a container.

Anonymous 307180

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>>307165


Futaba Channel mai…

Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 306985

>>306981

I'm not "hiding" anything. I am the person who posted the thread on Uboachan and LC. I did not post the thread on here or on Fujochan, however.

The schizo retard who posted "her" theory in the LC thread posted this thread on Crystal Cafe and then on Fujochan a few minutes after making "her" post on LC, trying (and failing) to imitate my posting style and make "her" theory seem credible.

Anonymous 307106

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this is my favorite imageboard!

Anonymous 307119

>>306981
NTA but not properly spacing your text was never "site culture", nobody on earth was complaining about le reddit spacing before 2016. It's an election tourist's vain attempt at pretending to be an oldfag

Anonymous 307121

>>307119
What? That's not what I was talking about. I'm talking about the double space after every period. If you add two spaces after every single period in every post you make, and nobody else does that, then you aren't being anonymous. Wtf is an "election tourist" supposed to be? Who is going on imageboards during elections?

Anonymous 307171

>>307121
Normal people who want to segment their posts often use two spaces. I do it regularly.


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Anonymous 307066[Reply]

Honest thoughts on smoking cigarettes, weed and vapes?
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Anonymous 307123

>>307109
this and smoking on the way home late at night
or smoking in a new city
i dont smoke anymore, waiting for the cancer to show up then i start again

Anonymous 307126

>>307110
I doubt that smoking weed is healthier than smoking tobacco. It's just that there's at least a good reason to do it (get high). Being addicted to nicotine is like attaching a second bladder that constantly fills up independently from what you do and serves no purpose other than to enjoy the relief. It's the biggest scam ever and I wish there was a way to outlaw it.

Anonymous 307136

>>307066
All three are retarded.
>t. Alcoholic

Anonymous 307150

My job requires me to go to other people's houses and it's JUST FUCKING LOVELY to smell the gas chambers people have turned their homes into. I used to hate cigarettes the most but now weed is the most obnoxious smell to me at this point. Also gotta love how most houses like that had kids living in them.

Anonymous 307159

I just take edibles and I find them really enjoyable. All my family that smoked died in really painful looking ways or just straight up died super young. Plus my body takes enough of a beating.


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Anonymous 307153[Reply]

How do I make friends when I’m autistic and have social anxiety

Anonymous 307154

>>307153
you dont
get fucked
and end up like me

Anonymous 307156

Mood.

I have no friends too.
I'm convinced the only way is to do it like a self harm ritual, talk to people, get your soul crushed in the process, repeat.

Anonymous 307157

It sucks being like this. I don’t like being around people, but being lonely is painful so you want company, but company sucks.
Then one day if you’re lucky you’ll find someone that is alot like you, and you can be your true self, so you get to have company, while also being comfortable. Until that person betrays your trust and you cant be your true self around that person anymore, and are back at square one, but without that shred of hope, so you become bitter and crazy.

Then you stop caring altogether about everything and act your true self infront of anyone. Except now your true self is a much crazier person you can hardly recognize. But you don’t care as much as you think you would because you’re emotionally detached.

It’s not so bad.


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Anonymous 231471[Reply]

Why do strangers smile at me? Whenever I'm in public, other people, when they notice that I see them, give me a smile. Does this happen to everyone or just me? What does it mean? Am I supposed to smile back at them?
Pic unrel.
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Anonymous 231496

>>231474
>instinctual

The fuck? I have to awkwardly force it every single time. It only comes naturally when I see my friends. Y'know, because I like them and enjoy spending time with them.

Anonymous 231502

>>231496
You're probably just not super extroverted? The type of person who smiles at strangers probably is, and it comes naturally for them.

Anonymous 262096

Its called being polite

Anonymous 307010

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Being a nice and polite person. If you reasonably make eye contact with someone, it's courteous to smile acknowledging them. Happens to me all the time.

Anonymous 307133

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As someone with autism I feel like this a lot when some stranger just smiles at me. I just awkwardly wave back and leave as politely as I can.


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no longer attempting to befriend males Anonymous 306956[Reply]

After much speculation and personal experience into how they act I'm no longer going to be befriending males unless I'm interested in them. So many of males of this generation are self centered, draining, socially inept, and argumentative. Some of this behavior that has led me to this is they often cannot put basic reciprocal effort into a friendship let alone be friendly even when I have been nothing but kind and enthusiastic and polite. They dump complex issues onto you looking for attention because you are happy and enthusiastic to pursue a friendship. They are so fucking dense too and can't relate to you on many things. Forget women being drama-these males are so fucking argumentative and callous not to mention potentially dangerous people. Most of them want either a relationship/sex(which I have made it clear to them I don't want/they can tell I have no interest in them) or attention/you to be their therapist. I know there are good men, who I am friends with because they're not lizard-brained troglodytes. But the thing is you never know who you approach is going to either waste your time with this bullshit or be a good friend. I notice friendships with women are much more sincere, laid back and communication is so much easier and drama-free. And you will likely never have to worry about a woman trying to hurt you or secretly wanting to kill you for not being their perfect pick-me manic pixie dream girl. Does this belong in feels lol

Anonymous 306961

>>306956
Lock away their phones for a week or two and see how much everyone gets better

Anonymous 307060

>>306956
maybe the fact you want to go for men you are only interested in, and how angry you're at friends who bring "drama", are related.
If you think you'll never find drama with someone you're interested in maybe you aren't as built or experienced for relationships as you think you are.
If you don't have issues with women is probably because there's no stakes involved, and if you want a relationship with no stakes, that's something you have to address with yourself before making someone become vulnerable and making plans with you.

Anonymous 307070

>>306956
The unfortunate reality is m*n don't really want to be our friends. All the ones that lie and pretend to do so are not good men. They all are just playing the long game to take advantage of you when you are vulnerable.
A good man wouldn't even have female friends. The only good men I know are my dad and brother and none of them have female friends. They don't hate women or anything, they just aren't sex obsessed. My mom doesn't have male friends either.
I would get very uncomfortable if I saw my mom or dad having dinner one on one with a friend of the opposite gender.

It is sad because when we are all kids and don't have these emotions like lust everyone is friends, but moids generally evolve into these sex pests who get bitter and even violent if refused.

Anonymous 307130

>>307070
>A good man wouldn't even have female friends.
I suppose your father and mother aren't friends with each other?
Men would rather be with someone who respect themselves and others, or at least just him, whether it is a friendship or not.
People can only take advantage of you when you don't have boundaries, and if you lower your guard is their fault if they want to mess it up, not anyone else's.


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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646[Reply]

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?
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Anonymous 307103

>>307100
Brisbane
>Brisbane used to be laid back, but now it feels like a rat race with all the aggression of sydney
>Brisbane without a car you're confined to the central business district or Fortitude Valley, neither of which are great walkable areas. You can get to Southbank too but you have to take a bus over the Victoria Bridge to QPAC which is a nightmare
>Fortitude Valley is a no go zone, the gay nightclub district of Brisbane, where all strippers whinging about guys not tipping them and homeless people everywhere always begging and trying to start fights
>Fortitude Valley station where people are just sleeping on the sidewalk, pissing and shitting, drinking, shooting up drugs
>Homeless everywhere, loudspeaks with automated voice tell cunts not to ride bikes or vape in the mall
>New tents cities are popping up across the Brisbane CBD
This is all wrong. I work in the city and i commute from outer brisbane each day. I have a car and i take public transport most places.

Anonymous 307104

>>307102
>>307103
QRD on Fortitude?

Anonymous 307105

>>307104
Both really. I have two offices and i go where i am needed.

Anonymous 307108

>>307103
>This is all wrong. I work in the city and i commute from outer brisbane each day

Try KKCLUB or Candy

Anonymous 307112

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Is Brisbane really that bad?

t. Perth sister


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What's your job like? Anonymous 232819[Reply]

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Anonymous 307072

>>307034
Totally! Now, I am not a professionally trained librarian, and you can't really find a full-time position without the training (in the US, a master's degree in library science or an adjacent field like education is typically required). There are usually part-time and seasonal positions for things like shelving books or being at the desk (circulating books and answering questions). My main piece of advice is to choose positions at research or university libraries if they are available to you rather than public libraries… In my experience, working for non-profits in general is burnout inducing and not well-paid. Working at a uni library is great because it's easier to deal with problem people since it's a private institution, and also more $$$

I do have a funny "horror" story that happened somewhat recently. A homeless man caught a squirrel on campus and attempted to cook it via camp stove in the library. He almost had it done before he was caught… Luckily no fire, but he was banned for life.

Anonymous 307073

>>307072
You need a masters to work in a library?!

Anonymous 307079

>>306544
Lucky, wish I could work construction like you but the labor is paid like shit in here. I like the type of stuff that's done in construction but the only jobs I've ever been encouraged to find are shitty and mentally draining call center ones where you're yelled at by racist boomers all day long and they pay you the least that they can get away with (not only that but previous experience is also required, lmao). Construction gets paid a little less than call centers but if it didn't I would've already started working at it long ago.

Anonymous 307081

I do quantitative research for a trading firm. It can be fun and they pay is really good when markets are volatile, but it's still a wagie job and surrounded by moids.

Anonymous 307091

I work as a security guard. I get to do all the female searches on people suspected of hiding something. Its great. 99% of the time they are trying to hide something and i find it. Sometimes i just wanna cop a feel


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How do you do, fellow fem-cells? Anonymous 306781[Reply]

Do you know where I could find some nice human col…boyfriends? I was planning on using them for normal human woman things like the beta ducks and the secks…

Anonymous 306806

Raves

Anonymous 306820

>>306781
HELP ME FIND DMT ILL BE YOUR BFF FOR LYF

Anonymous 306822

Say you are female and post your discord im sure they will add you.

Anonymous 307023

>>306822
>>306822
nooo
dont do that
haha..

Anonymous 307087

>>307023
It may be a bad idea but it works


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