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TERFposting #36 Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 01:35:55 PM306729 [Reply]

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Anonymous 09/13/26 (Sun) 11:09:29 PM334413

>>334411
She's always believed this and she's been friends with a troon from the start, she's against women's spaces being eroded by trannies and children getting trooned by insane parents
I wish she really hated troons as much as they think she does

Anonymous 09/21/26 (Mon) 06:32:24 AM334596

>>331665
do you have the link to this post

Anonymous 10/11/26 (Sun) 02:48:11 AM335003

I've always wondered why the pooner character looks like a harlequin baby

Anonymous 10/11/26 (Sun) 12:31:22 PM335006

>>334411
this is her way of cleansing the gene pool

Anonymous 10/17/26 (Sat) 12:43:01 PM335076

>>334411
It sucks that there's no middle ground. I agree with her. Really don't care if trannys exist, as long as they stay out of womens spaces.
And I guess I should also admit that if you're trans and you're an asshole I will call you slurs but I don't see the big deal with that.

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Joe Needs Ice Cream Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 05:54:42 AM335060 [Reply]

>Be you
>Be an anon browsing crystal.cafe
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?

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Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 12:02:30 PM335066

>>335060
Tell him i only have mango fruit bars

Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 03:07:21 PM335068

have my autopen draw him a picture of ice cream
douse some vetiver on there
watch him unblinkingly lick paper

>>335061
let's try to have some fun instead of just talking about the meta, faggot

Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 04:41:31 PM335071

>>335061
Please create a fun 4chan post about Biden's dementia that gets good engagement. Make no mistakes

Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 07:20:14 PM335074

>>335071
I'm not an LLM—I'm a real human.
Imageboards are—places where ideas—are infinite.
Beep Bleep Boop Blop
It's not an LLM, it's a human trying to cause drama.

Anonymous 10/17/26 (Sat) 04:13:50 AM335075

>>335074
Just to clarify, the human trying to cause drama wasn't me. I just want chill jokes about using ice cream for emotional regulation.

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Worried about cheating friend Anonymous 10/15/26 (Thu) 04:19:54 PM335042 [Reply]

I'm a close friend of two people who later became a couple. They've been together for a year and 2 months now, and I'm worried that my female friend is in the process of cheating on him, or has already cheated on him.

She's been taking a class for the past four months, and that's where she met a guy. I've seen the way she looks at him, almost with longing in her eyes.
Over those months, they went from simply getting to know each other to:
>texting about class stuff
>making excuses to meet up and spend time together
>leaving together after class
>taking public transportation together after class
>texting about their lives and interests
>texting each other at around 11 p.m. or midnight
And so on.

Apparently, HE asked HER out weeks ago. She said she had a boyfriend, he said no problem, and I was happy. I thought it was over and that we'd dodged an incoming storm…
EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.
Ever since then, they've gotten even closer, added each other on all their socials, started sharing stuff, etc.
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Anonymous 10/15/26 (Thu) 05:54:35 PM335049

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>>335048
That might be the move, but either way I think I'm losing both no matter what, and maybe I don't WANT to keep talking to her after this to be honest…
I've never seen or heard about a woman in a relationship rejecting someone because she had a boyfriend and and then trying to claw the guy back in while escalating things, it's like she instantly regretted it.

I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

Anonymous 10/15/26 (Thu) 10:47:21 PM335052

>>335042
>EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.

LOL this slut was put in the spot and has been trying her absolute hardest to revert that.
That's just shameful, poor bf.

Anonymous 10/15/26 (Thu) 11:17:12 PM335053

>>335043
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Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 05:23:46 AM335059

>>335049
> I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

I don't understand. This is your own friend. Someone you're supposedly very close to. Don't you think it's possible that she could just simply be getting carried away?
Sorry Nona but if she's really your friend you'd have a little faith in her. You'd feel comfortable talking to her about your feelings. You're failing her by not coming forward.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 10/16/26 (Fri) 12:59:44 PM335067

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Anonymous 05/01/26 (Fri) 11:07:35 PM321237 [Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.

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Anonymous 07/29/26 (Wed) 10:18:44 PM330287

>>330286
Overruled, someone whose head got blown off can't set new rules up, gg, learn to accept the consequences of your immature red button pusher actions

Anonymous 07/29/26 (Wed) 10:26:06 PM330288

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>>330287
>implying i have only one head
GG

Anonymous 10/14/26 (Wed) 06:39:24 AM335029

If everyone presses the red button, everyone survives, therefore if you press the blue button you have decided to most likely disappear

Anonymous 10/14/26 (Wed) 08:59:19 PM335031

>>335029
It's guaranteed everyone vs not guaranteed everyone, blue is the obvious choice.

Anonymous 10/16/26 (Fri) 01:27:44 AM335057

>>335029
its more complicated than that
its a "private" vote, meaning that no one can watch over or interfere with anyone elses vote. there are people out there that have mental or physical disabilities and just cant understand whats at stake, not to mention children. a significant amount of people will accidentally press the red button and tragically die

on the other hand though, if you believe in euthanasia having the option to press the red button is for the best

realistically if the red button is pressed more everyone compassionate and thinking out for the best
of those who cant think for themselves will die (this will obviously be bad for society in the aftermath)

if the blue button is pressed more often that means nothing happens besides people thinking it was a hoax

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Anonymous 10/08/26 (Thu) 07:33:03 PM334979 [Reply]

Besides inconvenient stuff like finding clothes, being extremelly tall and built must be so awesome. I'm average height at best and whatever chance I have to wear 6" heels I feel so powerful. Especially when I'm above a moid.

Anonymous 10/10/26 (Sat) 02:57:02 AM334993

Think it comes with some health issues, else would be seen as 100% positive

Anonymous 10/11/26 (Sun) 10:28:40 PM335012

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I’m really short; I wish I were at least 5.4tf tall, but I’m only 5ft. Most people are quite patronizing toward me and think it’s cute, but I feel insecure and defenseless. However, I think if a girl is very tall and thin, it would be cool to take a chance and try being a runway model; apparently, agencies aren't that demanding about facial beauty—they actually appreciate a more "exotic" look—so I would definitely give it a try.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 10/12/26 (Mon) 03:00:59 PM335014

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Autoandrophilia / wanting to be a dude but not really Anonymous 08/27/20 (Thu) 07:53:36 PM59650 [Reply]

Before I get into it I’ll say that I’m using this term more loosely than the sexual fetish sense, moreso the abstract ego-satisfaction of being able to occupy maleness in ways one finds appealing. After a long time feeling lost about what the fuck my gender identity was doing episodically, I decided that my fits of envy for wanting to look like men / behave within an idealized masculine archetype were the cosmic answer to AGP, except with the outright fetish angle dulled.

The kind of boy I want to be isn’t one that actually exists, but the compulsion towards it doesn’t seem to care too much about that. I want to be an oldschool 90’s seme in a suit. I want the broad shoulders and flat chest that make shirts look the very specific way they look on dudes in their prime. I want to be able to occupy a variety of male archetypes that no one person actually exists as but seem to keep popping up in culture, larger than life. I don't want to interact with them or posses them, I want to /be/ them.

Who here /AAP/?

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Anonymous 09/04/20 (Fri) 10:12:34 AM60416

>>60272
not sure what that is.
I just dont like to imagine myself when mastrubating and I find it hotter when there are two guys. I am also not into 3d, only drawings or my imagination work for me.
Despite that I like having sex as a normal woman with my bf, what I fap to and what I live out are always two different things.

Anonymous 09/30/26 (Wed) 04:31:39 PM334878

I'd love to know what it's like to have a cock and use it sexually. Male orgasms seem so much easier. But besides that no.

Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue) 06:01:00 PM334961

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Get all your hormones checked. Hormones play a major role in your behavior, temperament and tastes. It wouldn't surprise me if many cases of auto-androphilia and body dysmorphia are simply due to a hormonal imbalance (e.g. too much testosterone, too little progesterone), causing some women to think they are "men in the wrong body." Unfortunately Western liberal philosophy, modern psychiatry, the trans cult and the trans-medical industrial complex does the complete opposite of actually trying to cure your medical condition (e.g. adjusting your hormone levels if they're off-balance from your sex's average) and instead encourages your delusion to get your hormones levels screwed up even more in the wrong direction.

Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue) 07:03:38 PM334963

Women who try to be men/masculine are so fucking cringe. Most of the time they're more feminine than normie women who don't care about gendie shit. I knew one tif who was straight and complained the men she dated aren't as masculine as her. Fucking delusional.

Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue) 07:39:44 PM334964

>>334963
>Most of the time they're more feminine than normie women who don't care about gendie shit
Overcompensating for something. It's so funny when every tif tries to larp as an epic misogynist also.

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help Anonymous 07/06/26 (Mon) 09:57:04 PM325753 [Reply]

hypothetically how would someone get her hypothetical bf to do this with her?
asking for a friend

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Anonymous 08/18/26 (Tue) 12:19:22 AM331994

>>325753
I've never seen an actually good outfit in any of these videos. Why do they always choose cheap/ugly clothes for their boyfriends.

Anonymous 10/01/26 (Thu) 04:06:19 PM334886

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>>331994
because the moid is the accessory, your fit should shine more than his

Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:48:19 AM334925

This is scripted and isn't even real.

Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 03:59:34 PM334930

>>334925
duh but that doesnt mean it cant become real if he loses a bet or its your birthday

Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue) 04:03:36 AM334949

>>325763
could be 5% of the tiktok revenue

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Anonymous 10/05/26 (Mon) 04:53:57 AM334937 [Reply]

Help me, what should I do if I have a wide nose?

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Anonymous 10/05/26 (Mon) 10:58:57 AM334940

Have large glasses?

Anonymous 10/05/26 (Mon) 05:53:13 PM334944

I want to eat those crayons

Anonymous 10/05/26 (Mon) 09:43:43 PM334945

just accept it its not a big deal

Anonymous 10/06/26 (Tue) 02:25:04 AM334946

>>334944
ok that's obviously chalk

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 10/06/26 (Tue) 05:23:01 PM334958

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Anonymous 02/11/26 (Wed) 01:05:20 AM317861 [Reply]

Has Nona ever been arrested?

me, I've been arrested twice, once for DUI (dumb, dumb mistake) and just recently I was arrested at a protest against ICE that got out of control

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Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 02:33:13 PM334904

>>334868
The rend is cheap because all the jobs are stack in the big cities, which is the n°1 problem if you ask me.
Nobody want to turn NYC into a 100 person village, the goal is to remove the least beneficial % so everyone else can have a better life.
I would have given some sympathy to those % but they moved here to have a bette quality of life at the cost of mine so I think it is only fair.

Anonymous 10/02/26 (Fri) 06:49:29 PM334911

>>334904
Only the brown %, or all of them?

Anonymous 10/03/26 (Sat) 08:39:18 AM334928

>>334911
I never saw millions of Scandinavians breaking into a country to take all they can with no regard for the local population, not since the Vikings.
But the answer is all of them.

Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 06:24:05 AM334934

>>334735
> ICE exacerbates the trafficking and abuse of girls and women. Males make up the majority of ICE agents. Sexual abuse has been reported by female detainees, with those who are pregnant being denied proper medical care.
They don't even try to hide it at this point. I was detained last week by ice and I'm white. There's been a flood of new agents in our state just doing whatever they want, including stealing from stores and harassing whoever they want.
At this point I'm cheering for the masked weirdo that's beating them up and the immigrants.

Anonymous 10/04/26 (Sun) 03:09:04 PM334935

>>334934
>ICE exacerbates the trafficking and abuse of girls and women.
Before the orange man, the illegal immigrants had to pay a fortune to the cartels to pass. Guess how a female with no diploma would have to do to get that sum of money fast enough?
It decrease human trafficking, a lot.

>Law enforcement agents steal form stores
The rest is credible but not this one.

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