/b/ - Random

>not wanting your man to ogle at other women = controlling
Oh I’m laffin

>>331101
And where’s the debunking? The 2009 study that involved multiple sclerosis and brain tumors is not debunked. The 300k study only rated self reported health. It still came to the similar conclusion lol.

>>322761
This is just inoffensively silly? What’s happening here?

When m*ids try to parent…

>>334429
Email them at [email protected], they’ll check to see if it was a mistake or not. I also got perma banned and sent to the mirrored version of lc a few years ago, no idea how that even happened considering I was only a lurker, but then they unbanned me very shortly after emailing them.

>>334418
The concept of thinking it's okay to be a pedophile just because woman. Maxwell is that you?

>>334466
That's just the average Lolcow user in 2026 honestly

In case any of you doubt that the "kill kids" spergs are coming from Lolcow

>>334487
I can understand the frustration with loud sounds but ultimately kids are loud and annoying. That's just how kids are so you have to expect some of that if kids are involved. Maybe just use some earbuds instead of sitting there angry at some kid for doing what kids do.

>>3265
its time to do your british dance and fun and games and tralalala

>>323487
Its def more than that

I saw something that almost made me vomit and don't want nonas feel the same, here's a moth

someone posted a gif of a guy shitting

>>334560
what was it

>>334426
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10327918/
>Psychiatric comorbidity in pedophilic sex offenders
>Ninety-three percent of the subjects (N = 42) met the criteria for an axis I disorder other than pedophilia. The lifetime prevalence of mood disorder in this group was 67%. Sixty-four percent of the subjects met the criteria for an anxiety disorder, 60% for psychoactive substance use disorder, 53% for another paraphilia diagnosis, and 24% for a sexual dysfunction diagnosis.

Pedophiles are mentally disturbed freaks. All studies point toward maladapted individuals with deviant personalities.

>>334567
sorry for being late
explicit scat in a /b/ thread, i don't see it anymore

>>332305
Online friend is an oxymoron. It's like having a long distance relationship.

I have some ideas to reduce doomscrolling
- When you notice you're spending more than 2 hours on your phone consecutively, take an immediate break and go walking around the block
- Use a computer/laptop to browse the net instead of the phone when possible
- Get into exercising a little bit more twice a week, even 20 minutes twice a week is good

>>330230
>get a boyfriend
>stop needing to socialize online as much thx to bf
Ez pz

>>334468
You can still doomscroll even if you start doing extra unpaid housework and letting someone have sex with your body regularly.

>>334468
Oh so she should let someone ruin her life

>>334293
How is that male brained

>>334483
You will begin to see if you look at how women are treated in media made by men

>>334241
I like this song btw its great

Godddddd ddd

>>334557
corm

>>331803
Is it really surprising

>>334449
OMGHISA

Fucking cyril gane is being promoted to heavyweight champ for eye poking tom but i have to admit some of these stupid gane memes are funny

>>331803
I don't know why he's wearing nothing and I don't know why its on my computer but i have no regrets

Moved to >>>/img/33396.

>>334199
It should be achievable for everyone god

Besides look at the 50s,60s, 70s and 80s

>>334204
What do those decades have to do with laying eggs nona

>>334205
Hope and optimism

Are these kinds of chat rooms really still active? Lol

An ostrich egg is about 5 inches in diameter

>>307536
>had 0 sex partners before marriage are hyper religious.
im waiting until marriage and im an atheist. im doing it mostly just because i want to weed out men who only want me for my body/sex and because i dont think any man deserves having sex with me until hes proven himself worthy enough to be my husband lol

is this an archived thread

>>308342
ok that answers my question. no its not.

>>307537
>calling islam feminist
this has to be sarcasm

>>287184
It enrages men because sex no longer implies commitment because marriage is dead to what it used to be, so being prudish is seen as a contradiction and since marriage is dying people are either subconsciously or explicitly jostling to min/max who they can 'bag' into a relationship so alot of men (and women but to a lesser extent) are at a disadvantage even if they're not entirely unmarriagable degens whereas if people got into long term relationships it would imply marriage and rarely divorce so it would allow others to fill the vacuum of the eligible partners.

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

>>329664
high-trust societies can afford a great many luxuries

>>333623
People who can not see immaterial wealth would disagree with you.

>>333950
Please stop posting