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>What makes good sex into great sex?
Spontaneity, excitement, novelty and high emotion. At least, that's what makes extremely memorable, pulse-pounding sex. Really, the best sex is pretty unmemorable, because it's the regular kind of maintenance sex that keeps relationships going through the worst times because it makes you gush with love and affection.

>What is the best sex you've ever had
I can't say it's the best, but it instantly sprang to mind, so there's that.

My best friend bought his house and I was desperate to guide his decorating so he didn't end up living in a residential psych ward with a PC on a folding table and a deck chair as his only furnishings. We'd spent all day buying, putting together and refurbishing some nice furniture, so we collapsed onto the lounge with beers and he just kept looking at me, smiling. He asked "Do you want to have sex?". It took me completely off guard and I just started laughing, but he just kept looking into my eyes. I asked why and he said "I just know I'll regret it forever I don't ask now". I was immediately self-conscious about being covered in sawdust and dirt, with awful unwashed hair, no makeup, stinking from a full day of sweating, while dressed in very unflattering gym clothes that hadn't seen much use, as evidenced by my suddenly very embarassing protruding belly and flabby thighs. I was extremely nervous and stuttered through a joke about my BO, so he just leaned in, wrapped his arms around me and sniffed me saying "Nope. Doesn't bother me", then kissed my neck with tongue and said "You even taste great", at which point I felt like my insides turned to jelly. We started kissing and he slipped a hand between my legs, which I then guided past my underwear, and in under a few minutes I was shaking like a leaf from the adrenaline and quivering every time he moved his fingers. I literally couldn't stand with how much my knees shook, so we slid onto the floor. He gave and I recieved oral for the first time, which made me come so hard I actually pulled a muscle. I just pulled him to me and we had extremely risky, stupid, yet fucking incredible unprotected sex. He pulled out but, if I'm honest, I really didn't want him to. He rolled over to let me lay on top of him, so I wouldn't have to lay on the hard ground, and we just kissed and grinned at each other until I could walk again. We went to his bed, intending to sleep, butPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14432
Two different scenarios come to mind.

If we're going by orgasms, I was experimenting with a bunch of new things in the bedroom with my ex and during a single day, we fucked about 5 times and I can't count the number of times I came on both hands.

If we're talking about love and emotion, my current partner. We were fwb and having regular sex one day. I was really into him but thought he just saw me as a bestie who occassionally fucked him. Until he accidentally said that he loved me mid-fuck. We stopped and talked seriously and found that we both wanted more than just sex and that the whole fwb thing had come about because we both really liked each other but thought the other was emotionally unavailable. We had sex again later that day and it was the most intensly emotional sex of my life, and I even said I loved him when I came. Nothing has really ever quite hit the high of the butterflies from that initial 'he loves me back' feeling.

Best sex? The night I became pregnant with my daughter. Whenever I came home from working away my fwb would make a romantic production out of it and we'd just be with each other for a few days. He took me to a building that used to be an office, actually on the dunes that overlooked this huge stretch of empty beach. We ate dinner and talked but when I started feeling him up he was just so gentle and loving when he was usually energetic and fun. This huge storm rolled in and we really made love for the first time to flashes of lightning in the sky and the sound of rolling waves and distant thunder. He usually tried not to be sappy, but he just kept telling me how much he missed me, wanted me, loved me. I thought it was impossible for me to get pregnant (medical issues) so we didn't use protection (I was on the pill though) for the first time and I just felt like something clicked into place between us as he filled me. When I found out I was pregnant (literal millions:1 odds) it was like the universe was saying everthing I felt was real and it was a sign we needed to be together.

>>14434
better than any fanfic i would have ended up reading tonight

For me it's playfulness first, if anything

It gives the man a body high from pulling the foreskin all the down and stretching frenum, pull hard and the cock will bow but don't tear it! Most amount of pleasure can be experienced on the side that the frenulum bends toward upon natural protraction of the prepuce; touching this side next to the bottom of the frenum provides a pleasurable tickle. If there is a universal way to jerk a cock it might be as follows: hold the shaft tight in our hand and watch the head to grow, if it is covered but foreskin is retractible do let glans air out, it will become dry enough so foreskin can be moved all the way up and down without causing pain, if the penis is long enough or the hand jerking is small enough to stretch frenulum exercise care. if precum starts to appear, rub head on yourself, foot or palm but any body part or appropriate surface works if it gets too too sensitive cover it w 4skin first and just collect it and put finger under 4skin and wiggle it around or continue rubbing as before. A few gentle slaps on the glans are encouraged as ejaculation nears and after it occurs.

>>14224

Is that Charli XCX?

>>14415

I love her. I think she's cool for being a biophysician anti-US imperalism debate addict, too bad she's into InfoWars-tier retardation.

>>14479
Why? She's making actual anti-imperialists, pro-palestanians, decolonial activists look like idiots. She's harming the cause by being into insane conspiracy theories and defending Bashar.

i want many women to shove their pussies in my face. i love my wife and she shoves her pussy in my face plenty but i just need a large group of domineering, preferably older femme women.

i go to fetish events sometimes but i haven't done anything more than kiss women there, but even if i did they're probably bi, and i don't wanna eat pussy that's (possibly recently) had dick in. life's tough

>>14506

This. Nothing excites me more than just burying my nose in another girl's vagina and breathing in her female scent.

>porn-coded words

What do you mean lol

Something like >>14474?

>>14473
If you just ask him out of the blue it probably wouldn't even bother him that much. It's not really a weird thing to ask and it's very understandable not to want your moid to watch porn while in a relationship with you.

>>14475
Like saying he would love to creampie me. I know what he's talking about and I find it hot but the word makes me iffy because of porn addicted faggotry

>>14478
maybe I'm too naive, but I wouldn't worry about that. Unfortunately a bunch of porn-coded words as you called them just seep into regular internet lingo.
I know this one guy who is an absolute prude and still knows and occasionally uses a few of them

>>14478
if you know the word, he might the same way

>>10925
I literally have a whole folder dedicated to anything related to him, even if it's vaguely so (such as stuff relating to his friends or his life in general). The nudes and more lewd photos are sort of related to him in the end so that's why I keep them, because I don't want to lose him a "second time" by losing access to my archives. I've also tried to archive some chatlogs I had with him on skype but I'm not sure how successful I was at this because it's in a weird file format. It has been 5 years now anyway and although I've "moved on" I can only say that one never truly fully recovers from a loss like this. At least that's how I feel.

>>10926
I’m so sorry nona. I truly wish you the best <3

>>10928
thank you for your kindness <3

I'm on the same boat. He is dickhead but was also weirdly sweet and actually cared for me when I had anxiety attacks and other mental illness shit going on. He is thick and uncut down there which has ruined everyone else for me. I do not need him back in my life, but my gosh. He also really loved to lick me and never cared if I was hairy or not which was a bonus. I don't think I'll find one like him again.

I just got done watching a video of an ex and I feel guilty that I liked it so much.

Moids in ligerie

>>14513
True.

A normal taste in eroticism

>>14291
should have posted fanart of him doing that

It'll sound silly objectively, but in the moment you won't care much. Don't deprive yourself because you're too awkward to correct him; that's how resentment builds up and poisons your sexlife and relationship.

>>14468
There's an app called Spicer you could try.
It's kind of like a dating app where you swipe left or right, but instead its for things you do in the bedroom with your partner.
It's a way of saving face, that way if both of you swipe yes on something you came to it mutually, and all the ones you agreed to, but he didn't, he doesn't need to know about.

>>14404
you should probably end it. sunk cost fallacy. unless you somehow think you can fix it and/or want to ACTIVELY try to fix it
it is your life that you are wasting in an unhappy relationship with unhappy sex.


i'm currently having sex with someone who is into me very much but they are sort of fat and i'm not so into it. the sex feels good-enough but a little disjointed. i can tell he goes somewhere else when we're in the middle of it.

>>14425
I did just that. I realised all our issues stemmed from a fundamental incompatibility that had just never come up until recently.

I think my sex life is amazing most of the time, I love my boyfriend and he loves me. We have some kind of sexual activity pretty much every single day. Honestly I couldn't be happier… except for one little thingy that happened not too long ago.
I'm specifically telling you this because anonymity allows me to vent over something very embarrassing.
>Start getting more and more into buttstuff (always kind of been but I was also afraid of putting anything other than my finger there)
>At first it was just fine, fun enough but nothing too crazy
>Explicitly tell my bf I don't want him to do porn shit
>He complies and starts very slowly, first using just his mouth, then fingers and after days of that he finally puts his dick in there
>Painful, but feels good
>Wait, this feels TOO good
>Discover he can hit my g-spot from there somehow
>Over time I ask him to be rougher, do it harder, essentially backtracking on my first request
>One day after being separated for like two weeks we had amazing sex
>Ask him to destroy me for round 2
>He totally does
>We finish and cuddle for a bit
>Something's wrong with me… with my gut
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I might just be insane but I feel so empty and missing something at times, like right now I feel like killing myself unless I could beat the shit out of a moid… I am genuinely in so much pain right now

>>14491
Is it a sexual thing?

depending on your values, it's either the dismembering a guy and fucking his body parts separately one, or the young adult or teenage boy raping a little boy one.

i love online anonymity

I want to post a bunch of my bfs nudes online for other women to rate him

>>14490
I see where this is going.

>>14493
It's not about seeing him fucking someone else, it's more about seeing what other women think about him, commenting on every detail about his body and maybe even humiliate him behind his back. But part of me is afraid others would actually like him kek

I want to watch two hot moids fuck each other. I don't like yaoi, I only like real life moids. I think it would be hottest if it was a long-term boyfriend getting fucked by a random hot guy. I fantasize about my ex getting fucked up the ass and moaning like a girl and jizzing all over the bed while I watch

There are better ways to commit suicide

>>14488
>>14489
My country isn't at war with anyone. And anyway it wouldn't be a loss to anyone if I died
>>14484
>if you're in a country with conscription and you're naturally a hoe, then go for it; you'll probably never meet those people again.
I'm in a country with conscription but it's only mandatory for moids and for women it's voluntary. This is why I even got this idea, lots of men and few women

>>14483
Why be a hoe in first place? What's the point of fucking many uggo moids?

>>14496
Women hate themselves and prefer temporary validation over real sexual pleasure

Men are the opposite

>>14498
>Men are the opposite
HAHAHAHAHA