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Due to more gay acceptance rn we have very hard core yaoi and now women have also started to write more dark fantasy stuff for M×F so the need for self insert is going I think

>>14793
>dark fantasy for M x F
In the past, it was pretty common for dark fantasy to be for androgyny, sexualized transformation, and forbidden homo. Maybe Twilight really did shift things into het overdrive.

>>14794
and I thank the author for that!

Well sure, they just kinda suck or are ugly because they don't take care of themselves.

A hypothesis with no evidence:
straight men cannot be conditioned or trained to maintain their looks because there is no short term reward for doing so for anyone who is not in the top 1% of male specimens.
The effort required for an ugly man to immediately look like an acceptable human being is a multi year process involving many failure points each of which individually invalidate the entire process and anyone who would be with him at any failure point prior to the very end of that process is someone who was also with him at the start of it. Male looks follow a power curve.
However, for whatever reason males rate the looks of others along a bell curve and therefore a homosexual male has immediate incentive to make small rewarding adjustments to their looks for their entire life. Therefore the probability that an acceptable looking human male is a faggot is astronomical because the comparatively small size of population of faggots means nothing when weighed against the equally small population size of hetero men who receive significant, immediate or short term reward appropriate for behavioral conditioning for self care oriented behaviors.

What did you expect to find on the prison gay forum besides prison gays?

>>14762
What even is the basis for your "hypothesis". If anything the reverse seems a lot more likely. Considering most men have no idea how to dress, are out of shape, use zero beauty product/skin care, have boring haircut etc, a relatively minor investment will bump them above the average.

No. Your only option is to become a fujoshi.

>>14478
maybe I'm too naive, but I wouldn't worry about that. Unfortunately a bunch of porn-coded words as you called them just seep into regular internet lingo.
I know this one guy who is an absolute prude and still knows and occasionally uses a few of them

>>14478
if you know the word, he might the same way

all scrotes watch porn. If he says no, he is lying

>>14708
This. Everyone watches porn. No exceptions.

>>14473
>waah my bf is perfect but what if this one thing
sex having bitch

>>13416
it's because you're a moid falseflag

>>8097
>straight people hate the things they are sexually attracted to
More news at 11

>>13437
yeah no women like wide shoulders, tall men and big penises, its just an incel psyop

>>13416
Absolutely nothing wrong with that

>>12425
this reads like fan-fiction, I don't believe you

I think it’s retarded that oral is more common to give to men, when it makes so much more sense for it to be the norm to give it to women? I wouldn’t have so much disdain for it if things were more equal. It’s straight up laughable, given anatomy AND the orgasm gap. I remember reading a post where some handmaiden vented about how she let her newly-bi bf experiment and found out he was sucking dick when he never ate her out even though she sucked his dick.

I don’t respect women who partake in this unless they’re in a loving, reciprocated relationship - doing it for every man is retarded, especially if you don’t personally enjoy it.

>mfw my boyfriend eats me out on a daily basis while I never had his dick in my mouth even once
Just can't stop stylin' on you girlies. Best part is, he's not even a sub. Being held down while his tongue makes you have an excircism tier orgasm is heaven. At this point I just feel bad for you.

>>14650
when i first started having sex was very open to doing but quickly became appalled at how much men EXPECTED and demanded it. i didn't akways put myself in good sitututions but i am still shocked at the men who would insisit on me sucking until they finished or cuming in my mouth w/out permission. i don't do it now. it was one of the first things i told my current partner when we first started dating. now that we've dated for long enough i will do it maybe every now and again for very short times but never again to completion or if someone asks me

"People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests."

just sayin'….

>>14680
HPV, HIV, spooky Vaginosis

Muntan Duw

>>13293
A mouthfull of chicken liver

>>12355
wouldn't the one on the right be better suited for the amazon position?

>>13421
amazon position isn't just him on bottom, it's pinning his legs back and bending his cock forward so you can ride it. over time it would give him the angle on the left.

>>13422
That sounds uncomfortable.

>>13423
It's a position that only really exists in moid-centric porn. The point is to look uncomfortable so the guy can look more submissive, which is dumb.

>>12355
How exactly is this better than what incels think? Didn't we all learn that incels think exactly like that?

>>11653
I like porn that does not involve inserting body parts or objects into somebody's shithole

>>13193
then hide the thread you drooling tard

>>12410
>>12411
>>12412
sauce?

I use fujochan from time to time but the shota content makes me really uncomfortable

>What makes good sex into great sex?
Spontaneity, excitement, novelty and high emotion. At least, that's what makes extremely memorable, pulse-pounding sex. Really, the best sex is pretty unmemorable, because it's the regular kind of maintenance sex that keeps relationships going through the worst times because it makes you gush with love and affection.

>What is the best sex you've ever had
I can't say it's the best, but it instantly sprang to mind, so there's that.

My best friend bought his house and I was desperate to guide his decorating so he didn't end up living in a residential psych ward with a PC on a folding table and a deck chair as his only furnishings. We'd spent all day buying, putting together and refurbishing some nice furniture, so we collapsed onto the lounge with beers and he just kept looking at me, smiling. He asked "Do you want to have sex?". It took me completely off guard and I just started laughing, but he just kept looking into my eyes. I asked why and he said "I just know I'll regret it forever I don't ask now". I was immediately self-conscious about being covered in sawdust and dirt, with awful unwashed hair, no makeup, stinking from a full day of sweating, while dressed in very unflattering gym clothes that hadn't seen much use, as evidenced by my suddenly very embarassing protruding belly and flabby thighs. I was extremely nervous and stuttered through a joke about my BO, so he just leaned in, wrapped his arms around me and sniffed me saying "Nope. Doesn't bother me", then kissed my neck with tongue and said "You even taste great", at which point I felt like my insides turned to jelly. We started kissing and he slipped a hand between my legs, which I then guided past my underwear, and in under a few minutes I was shaking like a leaf from the adrenaline and quivering every time he moved his fingers. I literally couldn't stand with how much my knees shook, so we slid onto the floor. He gave and I recieved oral for the first time, which made me come so hard I actually pulled a muscle. I just pulled him to me and we had extremely risky, stupid, yet fucking incredible unprotected sex. He pulled out but, if I'm honest, I really didn't want him to. He rolled over to let me lay on top of him, so I wouldn't have to lay on the hard ground, and we just kissed and grinned at each other until I could walk again. We went to his bed, intending to sleep, butPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14432
Two different scenarios come to mind.

If we're going by orgasms, I was experimenting with a bunch of new things in the bedroom with my ex and during a single day, we fucked about 5 times and I can't count the number of times I came on both hands.

If we're talking about love and emotion, my current partner. We were fwb and having regular sex one day. I was really into him but thought he just saw me as a bestie who occassionally fucked him. Until he accidentally said that he loved me mid-fuck. We stopped and talked seriously and found that we both wanted more than just sex and that the whole fwb thing had come about because we both really liked each other but thought the other was emotionally unavailable. We had sex again later that day and it was the most intensly emotional sex of my life, and I even said I loved him when I came. Nothing has really ever quite hit the high of the butterflies from that initial 'he loves me back' feeling.

Best sex? The night I became pregnant with my daughter. Whenever I came home from working away my fwb would make a romantic production out of it and we'd just be with each other for a few days. He took me to a building that used to be an office, actually on the dunes that overlooked this huge stretch of empty beach. We ate dinner and talked but when I started feeling him up he was just so gentle and loving when he was usually energetic and fun. This huge storm rolled in and we really made love for the first time to flashes of lightning in the sky and the sound of rolling waves and distant thunder. He usually tried not to be sappy, but he just kept telling me how much he missed me, wanted me, loved me. I thought it was impossible for me to get pregnant (medical issues) so we didn't use protection (I was on the pill though) for the first time and I just felt like something clicked into place between us as he filled me. When I found out I was pregnant (literal millions:1 odds) it was like the universe was saying everthing I felt was real and it was a sign we needed to be together.

>>14434
better than any fanfic i would have ended up reading tonight

For me it's playfulness first, if anything

It gives the man a body high from pulling the foreskin all the down and stretching frenum, pull hard and the cock will bow but don't tear it! Most amount of pleasure can be experienced on the side that the frenulum bends toward upon natural protraction of the prepuce; touching this side next to the bottom of the frenum provides a pleasurable tickle. If there is a universal way to jerk a cock it might be as follows: hold the shaft tight in our hand and watch the head to grow, if it is covered but foreskin is retractible do let glans air out, it will become dry enough so foreskin can be moved all the way up and down without causing pain, if the penis is long enough or the hand jerking is small enough to stretch frenulum exercise care. if precum starts to appear, rub head on yourself, foot or palm but any body part or appropriate surface works if it gets too too sensitive cover it w 4skin first and just collect it and put finger under 4skin and wiggle it around or continue rubbing as before. A few gentle slaps on the glans are encouraged as ejaculation nears and after it occurs.