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Anonymous Admin 10/31/20 (Sat) 03:49:08 AM3339 [Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.
https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 04/27/21 (Tue) 09:11:19 PM4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.

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Anonymous 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:07:32 PM15886 [Reply]

I wonder what is the evolutionary benefit to oral being so fucking hot and better than real sex

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Anonymous 05/16/26 (Sat) 04:27:43 PM15846 [Reply]

What the hell is the point of a NSFW board where NSFW is not allowed??

Anonymous 05/17/26 (Sun) 03:56:34 PM15848

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imagine manually typing "nsfw" into the url and then getting mad that you saw nsfw

Anonymous 05/17/26 (Sun) 06:00:16 PM15849

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alive board theory

Anonymous 05/30/26 (Sat) 06:38:10 AM15882

>>15848
Pubes and gross abs plus he’s fantasizing about anal, no thanks. Decent feet but also so bony. Why is his dick a different skin tone from the rest of his body

>>15849
Beard and possible anal ruin this for me

Anonymous 06/03/26 (Wed) 05:58:52 AM15885

Dirty birds

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Anonymous 05/17/26 (Sun) 02:18:48 PM15847 [Reply]

Is cum good for you?

Anonymous 05/17/26 (Sun) 09:30:54 PM15850

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Anonymous 05/19/26 (Tue) 09:40:49 AM15851

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Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wed) 08:08:49 AM15854

cum is definitely one of the things that look super hot and are nice in your fantasy, but kinda just a sticky mess in reality.

Anonymous 05/30/26 (Sat) 06:36:29 AM15881

Cum is cold and it’s literally pee. Male cum has pee in it, female cum also has pee in it, granted it’s diluted but still, look it up

Anonymous 05/31/26 (Sun) 04:05:35 PM15883

>>15847
Healthy male semen is actually good for your vagoo, according to Wikipedia. It is a slight antibiotic.
However, this information is paradoxical given anecdotal stories about how most women get UTIs after sex. Or, maybe those same UTIs happen because moids are pigs and don't wash their peen after peeing.

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Anonymous 07/08/25 (Tue) 06:26:24 PM15144 [Reply]

Time to choose

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Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 10:21:15 PM15343

>>15342
Pecs are different from breasts (I call both tits anyways though)

Anonymous 02/14/26 (Sat) 08:42:05 PM15634

7 is perfect but it’s only perfect if he’s not a roidtranny.

Anonymous 02/20/26 (Fri) 05:44:42 AM15653

>>15144
7, duh

Anonymous 05/23/26 (Sat) 02:26:29 AM15860

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Pic related is basically my ideal body type

Anonymous 05/30/26 (Sat) 06:35:42 AM15880

>>15860
Lowkey same but without the hair

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"What's your 'hing?" Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 11:47:40 PM5085 [Reply]

What is YOUR fetish?

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Anonymous 05/27/26 (Wed) 07:54:08 AM15869

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I'm really into the idea of paying men for sex or mail order husbands. There's something about the power imbalance here, they're supposed to cater to your wishes since you are the client. And honestly sometimes I want to be free to do whatever I want without wondering "will this be okay?"

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 09:36:12 AM15873

>>15869
What an ugly pic, scrotefoiling you sorry

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 07:59:25 PM15877

>>15873
Honestly there's not much art on the subject. If you think this is ugly you should see the others.

Anonymous 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:09:08 PM15878

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i'm sorry if this makes me sound like a tranny, but whatever dynamic is shown here is really appealing to me. pillow humping feels really good too

Anonymous 05/30/26 (Sat) 05:40:01 AM15879

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>>15878
enemies to lovers

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Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wed) 02:45:43 PM15855 [Reply]

>look for femdom (female domination)
>look inside
>sadism
No, thank you. I'd rather keep it the way it was meant to be

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 09:47:06 AM15874

That’s basically normal sex tho

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 02:54:07 PM15875

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>>15874
the pic? oh that was unrelated. that's what "sex" means, not whatever this is.

Anonymous 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:34:49 AM15884

>>15875
>looks up for an obviously BDSM term
>finds BDSM
>acts pretentiously disgusted

I think you're not old enough for searches like these and this part of the board

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Dominant women Anonymous 03/25/26 (Wed) 12:25:48 PM15764 [Reply]

Ever since I was a little girl, I've always known I was a dominant.

Female pleasure being the center of the relationship. Beating men up. Making men cry. Using them for sex and living freely, without marrying or having kids.

Let's discuss together.

>Have any of you Dommes here succeeded on living the dream?
>Any tips from longtime Dommes that still feel disconnected from society from being a dominant woman (whether sexually or socially)?

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Anonymous 04/14/26 (Tue) 11:40:41 PM15794

>>15788
You do not live in the real world. Most "submissive" males are just perverted misogynists who want mommy and milky. I don't fucking want that shit.

Anonymous 04/16/26 (Thu) 03:27:17 AM15799

>>15793
>have you always been like that
I'm a switch, I used to fantasize about being the dom, then there being no dom or sub, then being super submissive now I'm on more of the dom side but I like to occasionally sub

Anonymous 04/20/26 (Mon) 04:18:51 PM15804

>>15794
The point of being dominant in a relationship is that you are the one who decide who do what. A good sub make all the hard work instead of laying around.
Even if 10% os sub men are good subs, that mean there is one of them for every dom women.

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 09:41:16 PM15839

>>15792
ywnbaw tranny sotp posting this shit

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 09:32:44 AM15872

>>15794
This, i am literally degrading myself talking to these people and these malesubs probably know it and get off to submitting to women like how white supremacists like degrading themselves by being raped by black people

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Anonymous 05/24/26 (Sun) 09:45:50 AM15862 [Reply]

I wish that I could be an Furry girl.

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 09:29:12 AM15871

>>15862
Umm it’s not hard at all nona but yea me too i insert as the fa in hmofa

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Anonymous 04/16/26 (Thu) 11:23:53 AM15807 [Reply]

Do you guys think it's weird and gross that for a woman, sex is about the guy dumping a load into your body?
I don't understand why more women don't think it's weird and gross. Like it's fully accepted that it's normal. Imagine spitting in somebody's mouth or peeing into their mouth. GROSS!!

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Anonymous 05/20/26 (Wed) 10:31:13 PM15856

>trannies catfishing for fringe fetish text content, trannies seeking attention with dramaposting and trannies testing out their girl-on-the-internet writing style
90% of crystal cafe in 2026

Anonymous 05/23/26 (Sat) 02:45:41 AM15861

>>15814
>vagina in the mouth

Anonymous 05/24/26 (Sun) 06:16:12 PM15863

>>15861
That is a good answer. If you don't want him inside you, then tell him exactly that and have your fun together.

>Penis in hand
>Penis between legs
>Fingers in vagiana
>Fingers in poopers
>Both of the above

Anonymous 05/25/26 (Mon) 07:02:32 AM15864

Children know that actual reproduction involves
- Frog tadpoles and egg yolk and whites in a glass
- The woman has to drink it and then kiss a man
- Then months later she has to pee the baby

Anonymous 05/27/26 (Wed) 07:15:46 PM15870

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>>15807
Yeah but it's hot