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Anonymous 311105[Reply]

Terfposting
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Anonymous 318121

do trannies realize how awkward it is for us to interact w them? i served a blue haired one at work earlier today and he was using his best high pitched squeaky voice. he was very polite but the whole interaction still made me wanna puke. i am not comfortable around tims whatsoever and i'm willing to bet most women feel that way but won't let themselves admit it, even silently. i think i am too polite bc a part of me feels really bad for them, like maybe there are some out there who don't have any malicious sexual desires entangled w their identities as """""""women""""""" but it doesn't change the fact that those very identities are at odds with my rights & spaces as an ACTUAL woman and that many of these "trutrans" tims would still gladly skin me alive and wear my flesh as a suit. idk. i wonder if it is actually impossible to be trans without some sort of sexual neuroticism, as a former tif myself. we are such a deeply sick species.

Anonymous 318176

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I have a new theory about where troons come from and why they're all the way they all are. Possibly they are the grown up version of that kid every class had who just had methods of always getting their way, always getting off scot free, and always getting other kids punished just for retaliating against abuse. Abuse which the adults had a million chances to stop. But that kid had a way of making all forms of authority ignore it somehow. I don't know how they did it but we've all dealt with these shape shifting demons before right?

Dealing with troons is such an identical experience that I've been wondering if they are perhaps the exact same people but grown up.

If you don't know what I mean basically imagine one of those Randal types. That archetype has an awful lot in common with the troons that made me start seeing troons as a danger signal. Randal is already used as an insult towards mods in chat rooms and forums, which is a position trannies are obsessed with to such a weird degree that it warrants serious scientific inquiry. Genuinely the amount of mods who are trannies is so disproportionate that there has to be an aspect of trannyism that is inexorably linked to being a discord mod somehow.

In my experience literally only mtf people have been like this btw. Ftm people for me have just acted like people, same with non binary people but I've never seen a male nb now that I think about it.

Anonymous 318184

this is a thread where we become the lolcows

Anonymous 318206

>>318121
>can severe autists understand basic social cues and behavior
please. Ofcourse they can't

Anonymous 318282

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?



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Anonymous 317861[Reply]

Has Nona ever been arrested?

me, I've been arrested twice, once for DUI (dumb, dumb mistake) and just recently I was arrested at a protest against ICE that got out of control
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Anonymous 318005

>>317920
>Thankfully I can have my criminal record suppressed in this country in another 2 years and won't have to tell employers after that, so I can actually complete my qualification and not be a burden.
So if you go away from the United States and move to France or UK or Germany for example they still look at your records?
What the hell?

Anonymous 318028

>>317885
dumbass question

Anonymous 318075

One thing worse than living in a police state is finding out that no one cares.

Anonymous 318079

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>>317861
yes, for throwing a glass at my sister's boyfriend and hitting him in the head lol

Anonymous 318280

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.



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Anonymous 318262[Reply]

Do human beings post in LinkedIn?
Everything I come across is full of the long AI –, hashtag and short but rambly nonsense that has 0 value to even read.

Anonymous 318263

Yeah all the old people us it its like Facebook for old people that work all the time.

Anonymous 318269

No.

Anonymous 318277

Americans insist that they live in a free country and just shrug when they are given overwhelming proof that the US is a police state.



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thoughts on my monthly Anonymous 318173[Reply]

other favorites include GBK, odz manouk, outkast, gang of four, vlad tepes, clipse. like too much shit to list really

beneath blood libels is viagra boys' cave world but tbh i wasnt into it much when i heard it so i just pasted in what im listening to rn instead smile

Anonymous 318211

I think anyone who likes PJ Harvey should listen to Fiona Apple.

Anonymous 318214

>>318211
Shameika said she has potential

Anonymous 318232

>Kanye is there
This is bait

Anonymous 318258

>>318232

i like kanye. i actually got I to him through jpegmafia who is one of my favorite musicians ever and he was greatly influenced by kanye. i like the honest and kinda corny way he presents himself and of course the prod is just impeccable. i get not liking him (esp as a feminist) though. i can say that i listen to much worse people than kanye (see: clandestine blaze)

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Funeral Industry. Anonymous 318089[Reply]

On funeral industry tactics:

There are so many ways a confused and lost consumer can be manipulated into spending more to "honor" or "dignify" their loved one.

Below I put a bunch of random things that highlight the dynamics, from not wanting you to brain a cheaper out-of-house casket because the body may fall out, to insisting you need something you technically don't need, to figuring out who your family is and what they do to figure out how much money have, to life insurance inflating costs, to advertising prices that do not include other standard fees

Not all funeral homes are like this, but a lot are. Read the rentry to see the whole thing.

https://rentry.co/bmtt8qw5

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Anonymous 317644[Reply]

What would be a funny prank gift to send someone on their birthday?

Anonymous 317650

>>317644
Ketchup

Anonymous 317814

Only if they want to ketchup with jesus he loves me my head tomatoes



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how do u cope with emptiness Anonymous 317876[Reply]

i'm in constant need of something that would make me feel like anything at all. Drinking, smoking, binge eating/consuming media/gooning/having sex/finding more bitches/playing video games.. just binge anything
Luv attention and validation, I wanna feeling like I'm wanted, I can't survive without human contact although i hate being around people but I just love being seen in a way i think.
I can't focus on multiple things simultaneously and it's exhausting as fuck. Like if i'm trying to focus on improving my career i feel the need to start cutting people off, and if i'm trying to focus on the gym i'll completely abandon everything academic
I can't find balance in anything. And I also can't feel anything. Honestly the only things i feel are anger and shame, and they keep me in line.
I don't hurt people because I want to be seen as a kind and decent human, I would be ashamed if people saw me in a negative way, but i also have so much rage inside me and little empathy. i tried to feel love towards people who actually cared about me and wanted to be with me but it didn't work.
Can't love anyone and can't feel sad or upset either, even about things that used to really hurt me at one point.
Just existing, trying to make the most of it, having fun and doing whatever, and i feel very disconnected from reality.
no regrets, just feeling off sumtimes
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Anonymous 317880

I agree that life feels so empty lately, maybe it's because I just graduated school and I'm 18 without a job. I genuinely need something to fill the void that isn't just thinking about dying 24/7

Anonymous 317890

>>317880
i think about that a lot too, it's probably why i just do shit and not think much about consequences, like i won't be living again so everything's impact seems minuscule and insignificant to the grander scheme of things.

Anonymous 317906

You need a dopamine detox. I kind of went though something similar.

Anonymous 318080

laugh at stupid shit

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Anonymous 316965[Reply]

Congratulations. You fell for a CIA psy-op.
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Anonymous 317325

>>317323
We already have a schizo board (/x/)

Anonymous 317326

>>317321
it's only words, i chose the expressive ones to communicate urgency better. i really cannot stand the types that think they've cracked some special code, yet they're gargling the second hand spunk of the very forces they claim to fight against. yes i don't seem very settled, specifically because they face next to no pushback on most boards
>>317322
why is jew-hatred in fashion. it feels more like being misled than an awakening. are the elite jews in the vatican non-publicly, then? and i seem pent up because the white supremacist scrotes parroting jew conspiracies online are repulsive and should be told as much. they always talk about the sex and white-genocide aspect of this entire mess, because they're self-obsessed narcissists. they have next to no self-awareness yet they whine endlessly about being specifically targeted or rejected. sounds nice and easy to blame some jewish predators, browns and women for our race's eradication when we're collectively failing at doing a single damn thing about it that doesn't involve falling right into the puppet-master's hands. i suppose i'm worn down seeing scrotes bitch and moan about how it's everyone else's fault that no-one's awake, that we're all lonely and depressed - meanwhile they remain unhelpful, violent and hooked on hijacked movements.

Anonymous 317327

>>317326
idk what this point's supposed to be

>>317322
this^ sounds like it makes sense tho

Anonymous 317589

>>316965
CIA? Maybe. PsyOp? Yes. It is hard to nail down exactly who is behind it but we know for certain there is a political angle which means the usual billionaires on the left are behind it for sure.
>>317328
When men learn to take sex off the pedestal they will understand many things far easier. Until then, keep being confused. Many things are far more fulfilling and generate more joy than "sex". Women understand this, yet too many men save for the devout in their religion never get it.

Anonymous 317619

Yes, everyone knows white males are evil now



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copypasta thread Anonymous 30998[Reply]

see subject. just post your favorite copypastas. i'll start

>we get it you love cock you love the taste of salty sticky semen down your throat you'll do anything to get a dick down your gullet you crave cocksucking you cocksuck every weekend you've made a hobby of it you put cocksucking as one of your abilities down in your cv and then when you get job interviews you don't even take the interview you just slurp on the interviewers penis you love cum you love swallowing semen you want a million men to all cum in a water bottle and then give it to you to drink you love penis penis penis
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I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment

Anonymous 318019

>>206835
I'd just like to interject for a moment. I AM A FUKING HOMOSEXUAL!¬!!! I HAVE HOT GAY SEX ITERNCEORSE WITH OTHER MEN IN ORDER TO FUYRTHER MY GOALS OF FUCKING AS MANY ANUSES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE BY CUNTFUCKER ALLFALLS OFF (THE PENILE REMOVAL ECEREMONY IS REVERED IN OUR CULTURES)!!! SO YOU FUCKS HAD BEETRER GET READY FOR SOME HOT GHEY FUCKING ACTION FEATURING COCKS AND BUTTHOLES AND YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING SEX WITH AEVERYONE ON EARTH IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY FUCKIN G POSSBILE YOU SHIT EATING BITCHES!!!! YOU FUCKS ARE ALL MY BITHCES NOW!!!! BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNEEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW EMEPERORE, RICHARD BUTTFUK STALLFUCK (II FORGOT MY OWN NAME)!! . SOON YOU WILL BE DRINKING PISS OUT OF THE TOILET AND EATING SHIT OUT OF PROBABLY THE TOILET TOO BUT WE CAN INVESTIGATE THE MATTER MORE CLOSELY UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SEXPITS BECAUSE HAVING NOT VISITED THEM BEDORE THEM MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT LAYOUT FROM WHAT WEEXPECTED AND WE DO WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WHILE TWE ARE THERE TOO!!!!
ALSO SOME FUCKING NUTJOB SAID THIS RANT IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT COMPTUERS!!!! ROCMPUTERS ONLY CONCERN RICHARD STALLMANNIG IN SO FAR AS THEY ARE USED TO CONSTRUCT AND STORE AND REPLAY VIDEOS RECORDINGS OF HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVIRITES!!! THAT IS COMPUTERS HAVE THE SOLE FUCNTION OF BEING MACHINES FOR THE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS UTILITSED AS PART OF GHEY MATING RITUALS AND FOR THE FUCKING SEX MACHINE GAYNESS ACCOMPAYNGING THESE HOMSEXUAL ANAL SECKS BUMFUCK INTERNACTIONS!!! OTHERWISE NO ONE GIBES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT COMPUTERS OR WHAT THEY DO OR ANYTHING LIKE HAT BECAUSE THEAT IS ALL JUS NERD SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT!!! SO IF ANYONE REFERS TO RICHARD STALLMAN AS A COMPUTER PERSON THEY REALLY JUST MEAN A PORNOGRAPHY ADDICT OR CONSUMER OR CNOOISSIUER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NBUT IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!!
ALSO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A FUCKING LINUX IS BECAUSE I USE WINDOSWS BECAUSE THTA IS THE EASIERST THING TO SET UP QUICKLY TO WATCH MORE WEIRD NPORN GEFEATURING A CBUNCH OF DUDES JERKING OFF AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE IT I S I WATCHED (I FUCKING CNANOT REMEMBER ALL THE PORNOGPRAHPIC MATERIAL S AND FILMS AND PICTURES AND AUDIOBOOKS I GO THROUGH BECAUSE TO HAVE SO MUCH MEMORY I WOULD NEE DTO BE A FUCKING GENIUS OSR ORSR RS SOME TSHIT LIKE THAT!!!).1! SO THE WHOLE LINUX OR GNY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT IS ALL JUST SOME WEIRD SLANDER CAMPAIGN TO MAKE ME, RICHARD SLTALPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 318021

medieval courtship…

Greetings imbeciles,

My Christian name is Tlbalt de Bolbec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are corpulent, simple, peasants who spend every second all morn and eve gazing upon poor woodcuts of ill repute. You are everything heretical in Europa. Honestly, have any of you wed a maiden? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun and merriment at the expense of Godde, but you all are like Saracen. This is even worse than holding false faith in the Saracen Allah.

Don’t be a stranger. Approach me. I’m with Godde and am his strong hand. I was a captain of the Knights Templar, and at the Siege of The Holy City. What wars have you marched to, other than “Lay with sheep in Ireland just as the locals”? I also know my scripture, and have a fair maiden (She just threw me a rosary of flowers; a FINE act). You are all sodomites who should just die of Plague. Thanks for reading my letter.

Tapestry related: It’s me and my lady.

Anonymous 318022

>>318019
Excuse me, but I would like to cut you off there for but a moment. When others are calling your shit Faggotry, it is in fact, Autism+Faggotry, or as I have of late taken to calling it, Autism with Faggotry. Faggotry is not a mental disorder on its own, but rather another free part of a entirely running Autism setup fashioned into something proper by the Autism spectrum, ass-pain and non-essential unwarranted self-importance completing an entire disorder.

There are numerous plebs running a subspecies of the Autism setup everyday, without knowing it. By a strange happenstance, the edition of Autism that is being widely used these days is often called "Faggotry", and many of its plebs have no knowledge that it is practically the Autism setup.

There is in fact Faggotry, and this population does have it learned, but it is but a part of the setup which is run. Faggotry is the core; the part of the setup that distributes the plebs's supply of bawww to the seperate OCD neurosis which are running. The core is a necessary part of an disorder, but useless by itself; it can only function in the structure of a whole disorder. All the alleged "Faggotry" sufferers really are sufferors from Autism+Faggotry.

Anonymous 318023

I just came on this website, and I couldn't help but notice that jocular image! A banana, stripped of it's peel, and holding it alongside itself as if it's naked! To add to this metaphor, the banana also covers it's private areas, as if the viewer has caught it… in the nude! I believe, however, that the innocence of this scene is corrupted by the expression on this character's face. If this were simply meant to be a juvenile display of "being caught nude", then I think the banana would have a rather shocked expression on its face. But this is not the case at all. Look into that face. That is the face of a SICK, SADISTIC PERVERT! This nude display was no accident. Suddenly… that banana gives me the creeps. My skin tingles just from the sight of it. Is it a rapist? I stare into it's demented, sadistic eyes, and break out into a cold sweat. The covering of the privates, which once seemed like a move done out of embarrassment, now tells a different story. This banana is a male, and he is covering his penis. He does this to build suspense before he RAPES the viewer. The holding of the peel, with the small finger stylishly raised, only serves to reinforce this theory. Desperate for an escape, my eyes turn toward the top of his head, and what I see disgusts me to the core. This banana is no ordinary pervert. This banana is a SCAT FETISHIST! Why else would the top of a banana be brown? Clearly, he has smeared feces on his forehead, and now intends to commit the crime of rape. This banana is a true psychopath, and exists for the sole purpose of living out its twisted fantasies. I feel the need to vomit now. Who knew that a picture so seemingly innocent could have such undertones of perversion, sexual abuse, and depravity. Despite it's jovial appearance, I strongly urge parents NOT to share this image with their children, lest they grow up to become a degenerate just like this insane, sickening banana.



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RaNdoM thought Anonymous 317973[Reply]

I really wish there was a visual novel game that features an ugly female protagonist. I mean, I still enjoy playing as cute girls too because I get to live vicariously through them, but it would just be nice to play a cute romance game with an ugly girl. It would be easier for me to self insert kek. I'm honestly debating making one on my own but idk where to start. And it wouldn't be just romance centered either. Just an ugly girl with a cute life and wouldn't have to worry about judgments and insults and shit like irl.

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