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Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021

Anonymous 11945[Reply]

Mods please remove the spam posts the /hb/ board.
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Anonymous 11949

He's at it again

Anonymous 11959

Wish I had this much time to waste. Life is so unfair.

Anonymous 11960

Thanks mods for cleaning it up

Anonymous 11961

>>11960
i am a bit of a newbie, why do people make separate threads instead of using the report option??

Anonymous 11963

>>11961
A report just means a notification is sent to the mods/janitors. The post isn't removed until one if them manually deletes it.

c.c mods see so much shit, they are heroes.



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Anonymous 11919[Reply]

Hello Mods
Jigsaw here


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i want a technology board Anonymous 11631[Reply]

im a compsci freak especially cyber security but i wonder if a technology board will ever be added, i only used 4chan for the technology board but i got ip banned for using a vpn -_-
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Anonymous 11708

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Would love to have a tech board here. Every other female dominated tech space is filled with troons and/or filled with incessant complaining about moids instead of, you know, technology.

Anonymous 11880

Make a /g/eneral thread. Keep it reasonably active. Then when it gets big enough that its cumbersome to just reply to nonas posting about what tech you enjoy, a board would be an actually good idea. Just write an OP covering technology as a whole and start.

Anonymous 11881

I don't think a technology board would turn out the way anyone wants it to.
I enjoy posting on technology boards on other sites, but I enjoy doing it because it's an opportunity to pretend to know more than I actually do in a subject I have a pretty tenuous knowledge about while roleplaying as a low life high tech rebel punk. My mental projection of myself at those moments involves a neon-pink mohawk. And this is always in keeping with how each and every other poster on those boards is also talking. It is a fun atmosphere when you realize that not only is nobody really serious they are also not usually all that knowledgable. They are each of them illustrations of how so much fakery and flimflam gets out of control in an environment like Silicon Valley. And I would 100% bring that attitude and practice here.

Anonymous 11888

>>11881
unfortunately I think a tech board would just attract more troons here than we already got.

Anonymous 11889

I think we don't have enough users for a technology board, but we could have a technology thread on /b/.



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First post ever! Anonymous 8880[Reply]

Hello! I posted in lgbt that I was a cis lesbian looking to chat with other cis lesbians. I was told to come to this website? So hello! I’m really new to all of this but I’d love to make some friends!! I’m 22, female, a scientist, and I love seals! It’s nice to meet everyone!! :D
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Anonymous 9134

>>9133
why cant you be happy

Anonymous 9383

>>9134
because they're probably XY or lolcow

Anonymous 11865

>>9383
>because they're probably XY or lolcow
sad but most likely true

Anonymous 11869

>>11865
nona what are you doing

Anonymous 11878

>>8880
Nona is going to be peaked so hard after a couple weeks on here



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Anonymous 9443[Reply]

Can crystal.cafe get an archive? Sometimes I come across a thread with bunch of replies to a deleted post and I think it'd be useful to be able to see the whole discussion in the archives.
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Anonymous 10054

Imageboards archives rarely stock the images. That make archives loose 99% of their point.

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Anonymous 10056

does this site even have an admin

Anonymous 10102

>>10029
this made me laugh. thank you nona

Anonymous 11866

>>10029
Accurate



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Anonymous 7202[Reply]

Is it possible to make crystal cafe work with 4chan X?

4chan X (despite the name) enables a thread watcher across a bunch of tiny imageboards across the internet:
https://github.com/ccd0/imageboards.json

I've found this functionality to be pretty useful and would like if I could use 4chan X on crystal cafe as well.
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Anonymous 7275

>>7270
Thanks, anon!

Anonymous 7380

>>7255
>that there's already an old thread with instructions on how to use 4chan X here
can you pls post it

Anonymous 7399

>>7380
Nta but there's info here https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

Anonymous 9115

>>7399
Super late reply but I hope someone is still around. Can you help me set up 4Chan X to work here on CC? A thread watcher would be amazing ;__;

Anonymous 11837

>>7202
This website is sllloow as hell, why would you need a thread watcher in the first place, you eventually gonna find that thread by normal browsing, sorry if I come off as rude I really don't see a point in it



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Board mascot Anonymous Admin 223[Reply]

We're looking for a board mascot! As is traditional for imageboards, our mascot should be an anthropomorphic representation of our community. You're free to interpret this in any way you like, as long as it results in a visually cohesive character design.

All submissions to this thread will be put up to vote in 10 days. We'll vote on the design of the character, not the artwork itself. Have fun!
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Anonymous 1959

>>1933

Rip off? Of what? Although it wasn't the one I voted for, it is cute too.

Anonymous 11297

i missed when people did that, website mascots where such a treat, i hope it makes a comeback someday

Anonymous 11836

Can we bring this back? I miss it

Anonymous 11841

>>1933
jealous bitter anon from 6 years ago. she is a beautiful queen and the rightful winner.

Anonymous 11908

back when cc was heaven



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Oekaki board? Anonymous 11305[Reply]

Would there be an oekaki board for this site?

Anonymous 11306

>>11305
if admin wakes up maybe?

Anonymous 11827

>>11305
that would be soo cute, i love drawing

Anonymous 11848

i would love that but i image i would be hard to implement and moderate



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Cece the lizard Anonymous 1255[Reply]

Meet Cece the lizard - or the lizbian - crystal.cafe's answer to Pepe the frog.
Based on an article about a certain type of lizard that is female only.
feel free to make your own versions of her or even edit mine, anything's a contribution.
By the way - this does not snuff out the miner waitress mascot girl. She would be the wojak equivalent.
thoughts?
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Anonymous 11576

>>11574
The species of lizard cece is can only be female, therefore I don't think there's a need to give her those typical female furry "femininity" signifiers like pink colors, makeup and big lashes to yell to the masses "look everyone she's a girl". She doesn't have to perform traditional femininity. Bad redesign, sorry.

Anonymous 11577

>>11576
I didn't know that. I just saw brown lizard and wanted color.

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Anonymous 11826

>>11574
the human lip is so creepy, sorry

Anonymous 11832

>>11574
Has to be bait



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Anonymous 11789[Reply]

Admin, you seriously need to do something about the CP bot targeting the site. Absolutely NOBODY other than pedophiles are going to want to come here if there's a significant chance that they're going to see CP. Would you keep coming to a site that has CP on the front page multiple times a day? No, of course not.

Fix this shit.

Anonymous 11790

Add these custom filters to your ad block to block all images from the site to prevent CP jumpscares anymore

https://crystal.cafe/##img
https://crystal.cafe/$image

Anonymous 11802

Admin, just ban VPNs from uploading files.

Create a new table called blocked_ranges in your tinyboard database.
Create this Python script file to do that (with the correct DB login credentials).
I usually like to put scripts in /opt directory, e.g /opt/tinyboard.
I prefer tab indentation instead of space indentation but you disabled [code] tags so whatever.

create_blocked_ranges_table.py

import mysql.connector
from mysql.connector import errorcode

# Login credentials
config = {
'user': 'INSERT_USERNAME',
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Anonymous 11803

Your catalogs take a long time to load too, especially in /b/.

You can reduce that load time to a small fraction by enabling lazy-loading on the thumbnails.

https://www.w3schools.com/tags/att_img_loading.asp

In line 22 near the end of the <img> tag, add loading="lazy":
https://github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard/blob/master/templates/themes/catalog/catalog.html

Before:
<img src="{{post.file}}" class="{{post.board}}" title="{{post.bump|date('%b %d %H:%M')}}">
After:
<img src="{{post.file}}" class="{{post.board}}" title="{{post.bump|date('%b %d %H:%M')}}" loading="lazy">

You will need to "Flush cache" and "Rebuild themes" in the mod rebuild page to update these changes.

Anonymous 11804

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Your animated GIF banners slow down load times too. You can convert and replace them with animated WebP images instead.

https://ezgif.com/gif-to-webp

Anonymous 11807

>>11802
last line of update_blocked_ranges_table.py got cut off and I can't delete the post anymore:

if __name__ == "__main__":
url = "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/X4BNet/lists_vpn/refs/heads/main/output/datacenter/ipv4.txt"
batch_size = 10000 # Adjusted batch size
silent = any(arg in ['-s', '-silent', '-q', '-quiet'] for arg in sys.argv)
main(url, batch_size, silent)


Anyway enjoy the super fun homework assignment when you're mentally prepared for it (i.e. never, iykyk).



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