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Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021


Anonymous 4776[Reply]

How can we grow this community while avoiding moids?

Anonymous 4784


Without creating a chat room?
Strict name using and/or registration.
Only way.


Seeking Volunteers Anonymous Admin 4485[Reply]

To nobody's surprise, we're direly understaffed and looking for more hands on deck. Anyone interested in volunteering can contact me over Discord (finding my contact info is your first task) so we can have a chat.
You will start as a Janitor. Janitors clean up spam, raids & some rule-breaking posts. They cannot see post histories or ban users, but they will have a direct line to me and be able to contribute to board culture and help shape the direction we're taking.

This should go without saying, but as always, applicants must be female and active users of the site in order to be considered.


Anonymous 4570[Reply]

Hey, i've been lurking for a few days and you all seem so nice!
But i'm afraid most people posting about anything here are just 4chan guy loosers trying to pose as women
Are my worries valid?
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Anonymous 4715

nta thank you

Anonymous 4722



Anonymous 4723

What's wrong?

Anonymous 4724

Why is that image in your Pinterest? There is no reason why anyone would send this to someone else unless they have a scat fetish.

Anonymous 4726

its obviously ironic lol


Comments & Complaints Pt. 2 Anonymous Admin 3347[Reply]

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Anonymous 4699

Can't we ban boob size sperges ? This can't be healthy for anyone to have "small breasted women will never be attractive and everyone who disagrees is lying or a pedophile" spammed in a thread like once a month.

Anonymous 4701

Is there a way for mobile users to quick reply, or at least have a jump to reply form, after I populate it with the qoutes I want

Anonymous 4702

Then we'd also have to ban people who shitpost about big-boobed girls being fat becaue they're the ones who triggered the initial boob size sperg into a complete meltdown.

Anonymous 4716

Sure we can do that but from what I seen it was like one person who quickly stop posting months ago and the big boobed ones keep trying to dig things up and bait

Anonymous 4719


Shitposters on both sides should be banned but please be honest here, several of the threads that have the boob fights under them started because people kept spamming the chat with how small boobs are like the worse thing that could happen to someone, the first ones to shit post in most if not all of these threads were people weirdly fixated on how small boobed girls are the worse

there are some insults geared towards large boobed girls however in every single thread the first punched were thrown by the big boob side towards the small boob size, and no, anons making comebacks or pointing out things wrong with other people's arguments aren't "insults"

I really tried my best to find a single thread where the first insults were thrown by the small boob side or several actual posts where there was a legitimate unstable sperg lashing out at all big boobed girls but it just seems like small-boobed girls being petty back after getting shat on. Please be honest with us and yourself


Board suggestions and feature requests Anonymous Admin 9[Reply]

Use this thread to discuss future improvements.

Current topics:
Should crystal.cafe remain as our domain or does anyone have a better idea?

Staff titles (Admin, Moderator, Janitor) can be replaced with custom titles. Please suggest some if you like.
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Anonymous 4658

>I'm not sure how effective a filter would be
it would be better than nothing. right now we're making it as easy as possible for him to spam

Anonymous 4667

can you switch to lazy loading for images to make the catalog more usable?

Anonymous 4668

seconding this

Anonymous 4669

thirding this

Anonymous 4671

Why not add him and send him a bunch of pics of dicks/gay porn/gross shit if you can handle seeing it yourself?


Hear me out guyz Anonymous 4625[Reply]

Ok so I have the most REVOLUTIONARY idea!
What if, you made one board for moids to post on.
It would not actually be for them to post regularly, you see, its a trap.
You act like you will be accepting of moids on one board, but the moment they post, you ban them so they can't post and impersonate women. Stupid moids who just find this site will fall for it.
Pretty genius, right ;)
Ok I'm joking, but its a fun idea right?

Anonymous 4626

Anonymous 4628

It wouldn’t be a “containment zone” though. They would be banned instantly. Probably wouldn’t work out though.

Anonymous 4637

They would be very suspicious of why there are no other posts in that board, unless mods and admin keep the posts up after banning the poster. Personally I think the talk like a moid thread on /b/ is a good place for them to vent, I'm certain at least a couple dozen of the posts there belong to male posters.


Anonymous 4434[Reply]

Why is this place so unnecessarily ban-happy? I have NO idea why I get temp banned but it happens a lot! Even if I don't break the rules..? It feels like being allowed to post here has nothing to do with the actual rules. My posts are obviously from a female, they're humorous most of the time, I don't have beef with anyone here, It is too much.

No wonder this board is slow or dead… I'm sorry but how is it conducive to creativity and humor if you constantly have to worry about getting banned for anything?

Cc needs to loosen up, because the boards POORLY represent women. You have all of 7 subtopics to represent their interests??? and then you ban-hammer those women for ANYTHING?? It feels the opposite of progressive to me. It feels as liberated as Sunday school.
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Anonymous 4595

I love how many people use this threat to test if their ban is over

Anonymous 4608

Oh so that's what they're doing

Can they just delete it after posting because it seems sus

Anonymous 4610

>Only their slowness for the more egregious shit, like CP
Speaking of… Someone is posting CP in /b/

Anonymous 4612

I posted some goats to get it off the front page

Anonymous 4614

>Someone is posting CP in /b/
is it gone?


Anonymous 3271[Reply]

Ongoing raid, porn and gore in /b/. ignore and report. bump this when you see this.
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Anonymous 4467

Someone's posting gore to various existing threads on /b/

So you won't see it in the catalog

Anonymous 4549


Anonymous 4597

Abortion thread.

Anonymous 4601

raid in feels btw

Anonymous 4607

If you see any of that on the main page report it and post some animals in /img/ to get it out of the main page so others wont have to see it.


Anonymous 4516[Reply]

Don't you think the catalog on /b/ is way too big? The ephemeral nature of imageboards is part of the fun, there's no need for an enormous a catalog of inactive threads.

Anonymous 4517

I like being able to look through older threads too but it's seems a bit much for there to be 2000 of them in the catalog. Also, it would make sense to have them locked them after a certain point.
It would be nice if there was an option to just display only the first 100 or so while still keeping the other archived for anyone who's interested.

Anonymous 4519

Yes. I think there should be an /archive/ board for old threads, maybe >6 months old.

Anonymous 4520


I'm pretty sure the main reason we do not have an archive system yet is because of how low the site's traffic is compared to bigger imageboards such as 4chan. I'm pretty sure that with more people here the archive system could absolutely be implemented. But I do share the same sentiment, the catalog on /b/ is pretty big…

Anonymous 4521

The catalog on /b/ is four times that of some of the larger imageboards, while having a fraction of the population of those websites.

Anonymous 4524

Maybe I'm alone in thinking this but rather than having an archive I think it's better to just prune old threads. It keeps things fresh and doesn't make people hesitate to start an active new conversation just because there's an old dead thread with a vaguely similar topic.


Anonymous 4504[Reply]

>been trying to make a post for 30 minutes
>allowed to make posts in other threads no problem
>as soon as I respond to this thread my IP is instantly banned
>I don't even get to post in the thread, I'm just banned
>I keep changing the content of the post
>I keep censoring the content of the post in an attempt to appease some unknown filter that punishes me for formatting something incorrectly
>I have been banned on 5 IPs just trying to make a single god damn post in a thread.

Hey Admin do you have a fucking auto-system for banning people because I'm starting to feel crazy and would just really appreciate at least knowing one is there. Sure I may not know what words or sentence structures triggering it, but at least if I knew that I wouldn't feel like I'm developing schizophrenia.
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Anonymous 4508

Are there any other banned words, admin?

Anonymous 4510

It's not just you OP. I'm another that got perma'd with no reason given a long while back. Came here to chime in in the thread you linked only to get my new IP instantly permad upon trying to reply as well. My post did not contain the word you mentioned as banned either. What the actual fuck is going on lol

Anonymous 4511

Just wanted to say me too, I've been posting in this thread about it >>>/meta/4434
I was wondering if it was an auto ban because sometimes I didn't even post before getting the notification I was banned that day. I've definitely had the word "p* thetic" in my posts lol

Anonymous Admin 4512

Remember a while back when we had continuous raids from that schizo who would spam the same post or variations thereof over and over? I ended up banning a bunch of phrases he used, including misogynistic insults and, at some point, the word 'pathetic', reminding myself to remove that one later because it's too common. Guess what I did. I'm really sorry, it's fixed, I'd refund you if I could.

Other banned words are references to CP sites, other sites that like to spam ads here, commonly spammed Discord handles, and various moid memes often used during raids.

Anonymous 4513

>I ended up banning a bunch of phrases he used, including misogynistic insults and, at some point, the word 'pathetic', reminding myself to remove that one later because it's too common. Guess what I did. I'm really sorry, it's fixed, I'd refund you if I could.
Understandable, have a nice day and thank you for correcting that.

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