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Can we just permaban the nazi in the Lolcow Hate Thread already? Anonymous 12399[Reply]

The constant infights are getting exhausting
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Anonymous 12403

>>12401
if that's true I wonder who kept banning me for reasons such as "dick derail" for 3 days. Must be one advanced bot.

Anonymous 12409

>>12403
It probably bans you for whatever reasons they report you for. That's why posts and threads that don't even break the rules keep getting deleted

Anonymous 12437

It got banned, we're free

Anonymous 12536

>>12401
>kinda doubt it
no shit

Anonymous 12539

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>>12536
Honestly you'd be shocked at the type of women lolcow attracts, crazy pickmes with gore fetishes and similar freaks



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Anonymous 2632[Reply]

When can crystal cafe have a zine? All the cool hipster imageboards are doing it, why can't we?
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Anonymous 3790

>>3722
I totally agree with this! I am an artist and I would LOVE to draw out something related to crystal.cafe! I would also love to see other mommies post about their own experiences through art and writing!

Anonymous 3837

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I’m down for this if there is still interest. I took part in a few zines for a different community about a year ago - each zine was based on the season, and included essays, artwork, recipes & collages.

Anonymous 3908

>>2632
I'd participate!

Anonymous 3921

please I'd like to write a shitty haiku

Anonymous 12528

>>2632
bumping for interest but i would be down to contribute or organize this, i have experience in project management but not graphic design as opposed to software and would be open to feedback if enough anons are interested, including but not limited to what previous anons suggested.



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Anonymous 12418[Reply]

sorry, but what are /meta/ boards? What does'meta' mean?

Anonymous 12419

>>12418
it is where we reference being in a tv show and break the 4th wall. its been a while since we have done this, very season 2 ngl. Glad to have a new character though nona, especially after everyone left last season.

Anonymous 12508

>>12418
That images of rooms posted here can only have 3 walls, and Dan Harmon posts here so be careful and don't let his position of power influence your interactions



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Board is being flooded with moids again Anonymous 11731[Reply]

Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl, annoying snarky moids seem to be flooding here.
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Anonymous 11751

>>11746
It's a weird thing, they cry and claim to be better than women and make all these changes because they still can't live with the fact that some chick rejected them lmao women live in their brain despite how much they claim to hate us

Anonymous 11756

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>>11747
Diochan

Anonymous 11758

>Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl
Who?

Anonymous 12364

>>11746
There's also a necrophiliac on the board, I think the police needs to get involved

Anonymous 12367

>>12364
There's a thread to talk about the necro >>>/meta/12366 I think they're on /x/ too >>>/x/11480

>>11747
They probably meant 4Chan or 8Chan/8Kun instead of Crystal.Cafe



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Anonymous 3080[Reply]

What's the % of male posters here and how to identify them?
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Anonymous 12337

>>11846
I count anyone who is a tranny as male, no regards to their biological sex. I only count actual females as female.

Anonymous 12338

>>3080
Make a thread about hobbies and look at how many are male hobbies.
Collecting painted figurines=dude.
Trying all the nailcare in the world: mentally ill moid.
Talking with friends: nona.

Anonymous 12342

I'm so grateful for all your wisdom, everyone. I honestly don't think I'll ever get caught out like that again.
Wait…

Anonymous 12365

>>12308
Illymation talked a bit about dealing with periods, and it was accurate, so men can simply watch her videos to get ideas for that.



Incel VTuber believes "all women are Jewish" Anonymous 12223[Reply]

unsure if this is satire or what but youtube tends to reccomend the terminally online from time to time.

Anonymous 12228

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> click "not interested in channel"
> move on with my day
> never see it again

Anonymous 12230

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He must be just another incel/redpill/mgrat parroting the shit from twitter 2016 to today trying to be edgy/based, since he doesn't have the capacity to think of anything on his own. He must be a little faggot with a lot of sand in his ass, needing a huge black guy to fuck his ass.



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auto banned? Anonymous 11362[Reply]

tried to post a thread and got banned instantly, are there certain trigger words that just auto ban? it didnt specify a reason for ban
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Anonymous 11465

so are there words that. get autobanned or something because i got banned on my computer and my phone both for “unspecified reasons”

Anonymous 11487

I don't know but I'll never appeal mine because I know I did nothing wrong and I'm not a jannie bootlicker.

Anonymous 11528

maybe it was the specific combination of words that got you autobanned??

Anonymous 11534

I was banned for the first time during the lc down week, i dont know why as the reason is still not specified and i didnt really say anything baity or offensive

Anonymous 12326

>>11363
i feel the same way it sucks. have you found any spaces yet?



The Birth of Incel Ultra Anonymous 12318[Reply]

lmao


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So, what about a board dedicated only to interests/hobbies? Anonymous 6083[Reply]

Hobby/interests threads get posted on /b/ and die in a day as pinkpill/terfposting/low-effort questions are constantly bumped. What if CC got a new board only for hobbies, no moid problems, no trannies, no "tfw no bf"? Pic unrelated
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Anonymous 6165

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Like I said in another thread literally /hb/ can be turned into /hb/–the hobby board. Beauty/health stuff can still be included. That board is already almost dead anyway.

If there's a hobby board then you can actually get more people drawn there for the explicit purpose of finding someone with their exact hobby. It might not be that active but there's no reason why it wouldn't be less active than /hb/ is right now.

Also this is controversial but I think changing it to hobby would be more feminist.

Anonymous 6172

I agree, a hobby board would be good. Let’s change /hb/ to hobby.

Anonymous 6173

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I am supportive of new boards but how would it differentiate it between /media/ since most hobbies are media related especially with cc’s user base unless I’m projecting. I feel like /media/ should be getting way more activity but it isn’t for whatever reason and I doubt people would share their creations in a hobby board for the same reason people on lc abstain for posting their art.
I’ve been a bit cynical and thought what’s the point when you could post the same stuff on other websites with more activity and get a discussion easily.
Either way it doesn’t hurt to make a hobby board but I’m worried that it will be so broad or overlaps with /media/ and cause problems.

Anonymous 6174

>>6165
>>6172
I strongly AGREE.

Anonymous 12299

>>6083
So is this just never going to happen?



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Anonymous 12262[Reply]

ADD A MEDIA PENDING APPROVAL SYSTEM TO GET RID OF CP SPAM

a media pending approval system is a system in which anyone who posts a media must first wait for a janny or a "mediator" to approve the image. once approved, the media is shown to the public. in order to not flood the approval queue, a md5 hash is taken of every media and checked against a list of already pre-approved media. if the media that is being posted has a md5 hash match with the list of pre approved media, it doesn't need approval



it's already used by altchans and i can contact a developer of said altchan for you (or give you the altchan's name) to get the MPA


t. good samaritan
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Anonymous 12280

>>12279
Whitelisting IPs and an account system are only similar if you're being super reductionist about it (unhelpful). Whitelisting IPs is far easier to implement and automate and more difficult to abuse in the long term while disrupting the regular users the least.

Obviously something like a post timer wouldn't be seamless for users, but that's only optional and if you're bothered by spam (CC is super slow anyway so that's probably not an issue). I think you could easily set up a system to reduce unwanted posts that would be invisible for regular users. Do you need me to spell out a specific solution? I'll only do it if they let me be a janny. Otherwise, I'm not doing their work for them.

Some solutions are not worth trying because they're objectively bad and the site admins have limited time and resources to work with. At best, you waste a bunch of time, and at worst, you lose a lot of users.

Anonymous 12281

>>12262
Oh holy shit I just reread the OP
Why the fuck would you whitelist hashes? That's a terrible fucking way to go about it. Jannies, please don't do this (they won't because they're lazy, not because it's a bad idea)

Anonymous 12288

>>12276
Care to elaborate why my post is "retarded"? >>12273

Anonymous 12297

I think cloudflare offers an "anti cp" feature. CC should simply use it.

Anonymous 12298

>>12288
Both you and your post are retarded. Session persistence in dynamic addressing is a non-issue for this. You are not sufficiently informed on this topic to have a constructive or helpful opinion.
Hope that helps.



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