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Anti-spam measures Anonymous Admin 08/02/18 (Thu) 10:54:56 PM1595 [Reply]

Captchas are off for the moment, but will be turned back on if necessary.

We had to implement some anti-spam measures due to increasing amounts of posts made by raiding users and specifically written spambots. (So flattering, you shouldn't have!)

If any new feature is giving you trouble and you are indeed a human female, try refreshing the page - your written text should survive this, but it's better to copy than to lose it. Sorry for all the trouble - this is why we can't have nice things.

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Anonymous 08/04/18 (Sat) 03:01:48 PM1609

>>1608
I'd like that too.

Anonymous 08/08/18 (Wed) 12:09:39 AM1625

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When I'm on mobile, I don't have to solve captcha. Did I become admin without knowing it?

Anonymous Admin 08/08/18 (Wed) 12:21:13 AM1626

>>1625
Captchas are disabled again, I will toggle them on/off as needed when we're dealing with spambots or raids. I'm going to remove the announcement in a few days.

Anonymous 08/08/18 (Wed) 12:52:48 AM1627

>>1626
Nice

Anonymous 08/08/18 (Wed) 12:49:23 PM1629

>>1626
epic

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Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 10:57:19 PM1902 [Reply]

Will there ever be a political discussion board?

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Anonymous 08/27/19 (Tue) 12:54:20 PM2361

>>2360
/pol/ posting is almost always off topic, disruptive and shit. this is the mods site and if she doesnt want retarded /pol/ shit, she has no obligation to give you a seat at the table

Anonymous 08/27/19 (Tue) 03:11:17 PM2362

>>2360
No, shut up if you're a /pol/fag. If you're a normal human I disagree with go ahead, but /pol/posters are like furries with more ambition.

Anonymous 08/29/19 (Thu) 09:20:47 AM2363

>>2361
>>2362
You do realise /x/ exists with a thread about wanting to rape people? But god forbid a place where someone can discuss politics, culture and race.

Anonymous 08/29/19 (Thu) 12:44:14 PM2364

>>2363
The idea with this is that it's the same as the idea of a male containment board. Men have their own places for discussion off-site. Same with pol, there are already plenty of places off-site to discuss those topics.

A /pol/ here is completely unnecessary.

Anonymous 08/30/19 (Fri) 06:10:56 AM2365

>>2363
God, you're so transparent.

>I just wanna talk about race haha, why are you so triggered?

If anyone is unconvinced by my hostility to a /pol/ thread just try having an actual discussion about a film on 4chan's /tv/.

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Phallus containment board Anonymous 05/09/19 (Thu) 03:41:21 PM2281 [Reply]

Good idea or bad idea? I think it could work, plus it'd serve as a discussion ground.

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Anonymous 05/13/19 (Mon) 04:06:19 PM2292

>>2281
I don't see the point since you can already discuss with men on other image boards

Anonymous 06/26/19 (Wed) 06:12:16 PM2318

I thought the other chans were for this.

Anonymous 07/04/19 (Thu) 02:26:45 AM2323

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>>2281

Anonymous 07/04/19 (Thu) 02:31:10 AM2324

>>2323
Looks like the male version of myself.

Anonymous 07/04/19 (Thu) 02:34:29 AM2326

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>>2324
I'd suck his dick for some LINK tokens

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Anonymous 12/28/18 (Fri) 03:45:07 AM1965 [Reply]

i'm going to sound like a butthurt weeb but can we please ban pepes, wojaks, & other such symbols from this chan? i swear no good post has ever had one of them attached

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Anonymous 12/28/18 (Fri) 04:14:37 AM1967

>>1966
are you the same anon that's been raging against troons in every thread of late
if so please stop that. i don't like them either but to claim every post you dislike was made by one is cringe

Anonymous 12/28/18 (Fri) 01:53:30 PM1968

>>1966
holy shit, this is so dumb.

Anonymous Admin 12/28/18 (Fri) 02:00:24 PM1969

If you don't like a certain kind of content, feel free to post something more to your liking. For every anime girl or outdated meme, post something better.

Anonymous 12/28/18 (Fri) 03:56:55 PM1972

There’s the lizard counterpart to the wojack but its seldom used but I will agree that i am suspicious of any wojack posts.

Anonymous 12/30/18 (Sun) 10:34:36 PM1981

but wojak is cute :^(

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Anonymous 08/02/19 (Fri) 05:51:56 PM2340 [Reply]

What is your opinion of polyamory

Anonymous 08/02/19 (Fri) 05:52:30 PM2341

Dammit wrong board. Sorry, meant for /b/

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 08/02/19 (Fri) 05:55:19 PM2342

Moved to >>>/b/38251.

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Captcha Anonymous 07/15/19 (Mon) 12:53:08 AM2334 [Reply]

Any odds of moving to a non-tracking captcha alternative that doesn't penalise VPN users? 8chan, despite being otherwise a spaghetti-coded mess, uses some other non-google alternative.

Or failing that making it necessary only for thread creation rather than posting in existing threads would be good.

Anonymous Admin 07/15/19 (Mon) 05:23:47 AM2335

>>2334
I've been disabling Captcha periodically to see if we're still getting spam. So far it's going well. I might disable it altogether soon and only switch it back on when neeeded.

Anonymous 07/15/19 (Mon) 05:44:58 AM2336

>>2335
Much as I dislike captcha disabling it outright is not a good idea unless you've got 24/7 moderation coverage and even then puts you at the mercy of even a single dedicated spammer with nothing better to do. Limiting it to only thread creation instead should be an option in tinyboard, a good middle ground even if you stick with google's tracking-and-ai-training 'free' captcha.

Keanu Reeves in DeathStranding? (meme) Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 08:52:07 AM2315 [Reply]

is that possible?

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Cece the lizard Anonymous 05/03/18 (Thu) 10:20:05 AM1255 [Reply]

Meet Cece the lizard - or the lizbian - crystal.cafe's answer to Pepe the frog.
Based on an article about a certain type of lizard that is female only.
feel free to make your own versions of her or even edit mine, anything's a contribution.
By the way - this does not snuff out the miner waitress mascot girl. She would be the wojak equivalent.
thoughts?

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Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 01:29:46 PM2277

>>2256
>no fun allowed
Good thing you seem to be in the minority here.

>>2258
Pepe might be annoying but he's far from a dead meme. He and Wojak will probably be around forever at this point, go look at any board on 4chan and at least 1/3 of threads have either of those two characters as the OP.

Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 03:48:13 PM2278

>>2277
4chan is shit though. They they are just as embarrassing as reddit was in 2010 with all the rage comics, and they don't even realize.

Anonymous 05/10/19 (Fri) 01:15:44 AM2288

>>2278
Anon, I think you just started a 21st century enlightenment.

Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:10:12 AM2296

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>>2255
Ok I did it you psychopath

Anonymous 05/17/19 (Fri) 02:28:05 AM2297

>>2296
I love you

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Anonymous 02/03/19 (Sun) 07:01:58 PM2160 [Reply]

I petition the guberment to remove the name field to force anonymous posting

Anonymous Admin 02/07/19 (Thu) 10:48:09 PM2184

I've been considering that for a while now. Still considering.

Anonymous 02/13/19 (Wed) 09:39:15 PM2194

i don't think we should

Anonymous 03/28/19 (Thu) 04:10:48 AM2225

>>2160
That would be alright. Another alternative would be a randomized name for each thread. Flower names, mineral names, and the like would be a cool theme to something like that.

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Team Applications 2019 Anonymous Admin 01/14/19 (Mon) 12:20:39 AM2071 [Reply]

Hello everyone!

I'm looking for users who would like to volunteer on the board.
I'm taking applications via email. Your first task is to avoid asking where to send your application. I'm sure you can figure it out.

In your email, please write a short introduction about yourself, including your age, what you want me to call you, how you found crystal.cafe, and what you like and dislike about it. If I like your application, I will approach you with a set of hypothetical scenarios for you to respond to.

>Janitors
Can help with raids, delete posts, and make modposts to warn users.
>Moderators
Can ban users, see post history, delete posts, and make modposts to warn users.

You will start as a Janitor and will later be promoted to Moderator if everything works out.
You can volunteer to only moderate specific boards.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous Admin 01/16/19 (Wed) 02:33:14 PM2094

>>2090
Yes, moderation works fine on mobile.

I'll reach out to applicants this weekend.

Anonymous Admin 01/26/19 (Sat) 09:12:26 PM2127

I've added 2 new janitors and will continue to talk to more applicants in the next few days. For the time being, I'm the only one who can see IP and post history, but Janitors can help with raids and maleposting. Just an update for everyone who's curious!

Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 01:14:09 PM2145

>>2127
I hope you added people from different timezones to the team. There has been a raid for the last 3 hours and nothing was deleted yet. It's a small one but still.

Anonymous Admin 02/02/19 (Sat) 11:44:49 AM2154

>>2145
We have pretty good coverage and the team deletes raids quickly, however there's a technical difficulty which means that if a thread OP gets deleted, it will take a few hours for the board page to refresh, unless I am online and can refresh the board manually. This doesn't count for individual comments in threads, but it's still a pain and one of the reasons I'm planning to move to a different platform with less archaic code.

Anonymous Admin 03/20/19 (Wed) 01:52:56 AM2220

>>2219
Currently at 0 reports, is there an issue?