Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.

>>10730
Ew. Why does he have Kardashian hips?

>>4536
Catboys understand mortgages, but not currencies, so it's more than likely he'll end up giving you dead animals and cat food to try and help pay it.

I saw someone draw fanart of my hyperfixation as a catboy and it's embarrassing, but I'm fucking obsessed with the idea. He has a generally sullen and withdrawn personality, so that juxtaposed with cat ears and a long, fluffy tail is ughh. Ideally he'd wear a collar too, but I think he'd hate it so it would probably be impossible. I think watching the tail swish or twitch from side to side when he is concentrating on something or talking would be so cute. Or maybe seeing it perk up unconsciously whenever he sees me would be very cute too. So even if his affect is flat and monotonous (because he is an autist), you'd still be able to read his emotions in such a cute way. But of course the best part would be biting on the ears gently, feeling how soft and warm they are, and gauging his reaction. I'm sure he would be embarrassed and squirm around a little bit since he is an ultra virgin, but maybe if I did it while he was preoccupied with something (like playing videogames) then I could get away with doing it for a long period of time.

>>4056
He's a guilty pleasure of mine.

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>>8123
Red flag, dump him

>>11005
This, choking is very dangerous and the possibility of brain injury, hemorrhage and death is very real. It's clear that he's perfectly comfortable with risking this because it's risking you, not him. And if he gets the chance, he probably will.

>>8153
Is that "Ask a female friend to choke you while you masturbate"?

I’m so sorry but the thread pic killed me

My moid wants me to choke him but he says I’m doing it wrong (I’m quite weak and my hands are too small to fit around his neck). I tried squeezing from the sides but it doesn’t cut off the blood supply properly. Any tips?

>>10839
- Use your fingers to press shut the opening of his penis a couple of seconds before he's having an orgasm
- keep shut at least for 15 seconds while the orgasm goes on
- all the fluid builds up in the final tract
- stop pressing and all the built up pressure will shoot the liquid out all at once and at great speed and distance

>>10840
i feel like this would make the cum go up his bladder since it has nowhere else to go

>>10844
do this a couple times, once his bladder is full of semen he'll feel the urge to pee then he'll be able to fulfill your hperspermia fantasies

Oh my god this is so shameful.

>>10844
No, it accumulates at the end of the tube and then when pressure on the tube exit is released, then all the content goes out all at once at great speed.
Volumetric flow rate

>>5895
me too, anon.. me too

Why does everything need a stupid little community around it? You are right, terms like aftercare or safeword are all stupid astroturfed inorganic bullshit. Its like a corporate committee goes around designing these subcultures un order to sell things.

And yeah it does seem like something that only benefits moids, just an off the shelf prepackaged mental-model moids can "buy" and circumvent any actual personality or creativity when it comes to flair, romance, and lovemaking.
The distastefulness of casual sex aside, I write off things like this alongside generic flowers-and-dinner low effort instanturnoff they've been conditioned my media into using to generate the most sex for the least effort and thought.
Stop using other people's terms, stop using other peoples ideas and tropes, you disgusting zombies.

>>11264
Most moids are just going to copy what they see, either from violent pornography or just from the way relationships are portrayed on countless Netflix shows.

On "safewords" and other cringey cookie cutter crap, I think they just need to start thinking for themselves a little more instead

The term "breathplay" makes me feel sick to my stomach. It's a commonly accepted, "sexy" euphemism for strangling your partner. So fucking disgusting.

>>11299
Always choke your moid

>>11243
>n-not muh real nazis
See? Pathetic, no one's fooled. Every woman with a brain knows men's "politics" mean nothing to their dick, get over it.

Forcing all men I want to fingerbang me

bestiality but I'd never do it IRL

I'm bi, and I like the idea of other women bullying me for it. Like having a tomboyish woman tell me I'm "faking it", and eating her out while she makes fun of me. She'd generally have a lot of fun humiliating me and treating me like some sort of pet. She could do things like make me wear tight, slutty clothes when I'm around her, only letting me wear normal/baggy clothes as a reward if I've been "good", or when we're out or in public.
Sometimes, it crosses into much darker territory, like actual verbal and psychological abuse/codependency, misogynistic insults, her being rough with me, using personal trauma against me, etc. She'd basically use me as a living punching bag for any hatred or annoyance she feels for bisexual women, and I'd love it.
I feel kind of bad/confused for having these sorts of fantasies, but I've never verbalized them, so whatever. Part of it is definitely spurred on by some terminally online arguments I've read about bi women not being "real", just fakers/nlogs, etc.

>>11210
I think I get it? A guy going against everything he believes in for you?

Ok I don't get it.

I exclusively listen to and read erotica made by women. I can't get off to images of men that aren't my boyfriend.

>>8997
where do you find stuff to read/listen to?

>>8992
I mean stuff like humping pillows and other surfaces or body parts. English isn't my native language, I think I mixed the words up.

Slow movements, no faces visible

>Favorite genre
I'm not really sure.
>Favorite positions
I like oral, or seeing one of the partners kneeling and looking up at the other.
>Favorite body parts
Faces, eyes, and hands. I don't normally do visual stuff, preferring to read my smut, but the faces, eyes, and hands do a good job of telling a story that visuals can otherwise lack.
>Favorite moments
The stuff leading up to the sex. The internal monologues. Especially from the bottom.

Like that? No not so much into it.
But if I'm the one doing the massaging and I happen to already have it pointed at my face by the time he's ready to bust then it is what it is.

>>11278
Dominate them, baseball bat not necessary
>>11265
Help you help him in short

I'm convinced this is one of those things where the only reason anyone agrees to do it is because they're convinced the other person thinks it's hot and the reality is everyone think's it's super gross.

>>11287
>The guy loses control of where his semen goes
Some girls like it

I'm thinking about sucking dick. I love sucking dick so much it's unreal.

I'm ovulating and therefore too horny. Something I always think about is how I'd sit between my ex girlfriend's legs, back turned to her, and she'd touch my breast while masturbating me. I could feel her breath on my neck and it was so good. In desperate need of a girlfriend right now.

I've been so fucking aroused lately that I intentionally laid down with my housemate on the couch, who reaches out and cuddles in his sleep. I angled myself to press his erection against my butt and moved his hand to grope my boobs. He kept slipping his arms down to hold me, but he curled in and the feeling of his cock press against me was so fucking good that I risked everything to masturbate right then and there. Having him hold me as I came was, depressingly, one of the most romantic experiences I've ever had. Since then, I've had constant dreams of just climbing on top of him on the couch and forcing him to get me pregnant so I can claim him and fuck him whenever I want. I feel so gross and desperate, which just makes me more horny.

I want a cute girls with plump lips to eat my pussy :(

I think that Touhou posters are cute! Cute! And I want to have sex with them!

Nona I think he might've been a fag