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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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my inner thoughts as an escort/ sugar baby Anonymous 15149[Reply]

i'm not looking for advice, just want to vent, and I felt this was too nsfw for the regular /feels/ .

ever since I got into escorting and sugaring i've come to find out just how truly depraved and insufferable moids can be. like I always knew they were disgusting and idiotic but holy fuck this was a new low. not only do I have to fight my bodies natural reaction to reject these guys during sex, but I have to feed into their egos at the same time.

you have the forty year old divorced dads with Peter Pan syndrome, the ugly bastard tech bros that are one failed arrangement away from being full fledged incels, the hopeless romantic soy boy that so desperately wants to play mr save a hoe for any freshly turned 18 year old with an ass still tight from varsity volleyball, and of course the "feminist" cool/chill guy that like totally understands the inherent power imbalances in sex work and how he wants to only practice it ethically and blah blah blah.

one time I had a sleazy type of client; some fat ass asian moid with a tacky looking Rolex and Dior savage permeating from his pores. we started off hanging out at a casino he had chosen and he did numerous things to piss me off throughout the night; trying to short my rate, not wanting to wear a condom, trying to go multiple rounds- worst of all was when he asked me if I had any girl friends who would be down to come with me next time we met and I told him no, that none of my friends did stuff like this. he then being the weasel that he is tried playing it off, saying something along the lines of "oh well you can just bring them and we'll have a fun time in the casino and see how the night goes." which to that I said, "my friends don't know I even do this stuff, they'd wonder how we met," what I actually wanted to say was "why the fuck would my friends want to hang out with an old ugly fat fuck like you?" but I held back. he responded something like "just say we met online, we'll all get together and have fun, once the drinks start flowing see where it goes," now my friends have fucked some questionable looking moids, but this moid was delusional off the ass if he thought any girl wouldnt have to be roofied and blacked out to fuck him for free. before I could respond back he added on, "I'll pay you an extra $300, you keep the money for yourself and not tell the others." his audacity truly shocked me. I replied in a very calm and slightly quizzical voice, "so you want me to pimp out my frPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Anonymous 15160

>>15159
Well, coming from escorting, bikini barista would already be a step up. There'll still be plenty of creeps but at least you'll be able to tell them to fuck off.

I knew I had felt some writer vibes though, you definitely have something to offer in that regard. That said, dark fantasy smut might not be very profitable since the market is completely oversaturated right now, especially if you don't have a publishing team that can arrange promotion for you(unless you'd have fun writing it regardless). You'd probably be better off finding your own niche.

Anonymous 15161

>>15149
>>15160
thank you for the encouraging words it means a lot.

and yeah although it'd be easy to write for that category knowing the demographic, I know it wouldnt feel fulfilling for me.

Anonymous 15167

>the fuck am I gonna do with two grand a month? that doesn't even cover my full rent.
That's rough, where do you live? Am I too sheltered if I think that's absolutely insane? Or maybe it depends on the county.

Anonymous 15169

>>15149
>>15167
I live in a pretty decent sized city on the west coast so if I want to live anywhere without risk of getting my car broken into everyday or homeless ppl stealing my packages, then I have to deal with apt prices starting at 2k a month

Anonymous 15174

>>15169
Move to Point Roberts



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Things you’re ashamed to say are hot to you Anonymous 12143[Reply]

Post your shameful kinks, ignore male posters

I think giant women are so hot but I hate giantess fans and never wanna be associated with them
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Anonymous 15143

>>15089
Agree, I personally find it hella gross too. But it was nice to hearing WHY someone would be into it, even if I don't relate one bit

Anonymous 15157

>>12143
yandere characters really get me going. maybe its because I'm dismissive-avoidant but the thought of being trapped in a relationship with a sexy moid that checks off all my boxes and being unable to self sabotage and ghost them would be the dream. in a way it also ties into my primal play kink & cnc kink; getting stalked and chased down, unable to escape when they catch me turns me on so much. one of my friends with benefits joked about renting a white van to teach me a lesson about being into this kind of stuff and I genuinely got turned on by the idea. a part of it also ties into my slight dollification and ownership kink where they take care of everything for me, feed me, wash me, dress me how they like, do my hair and makeup how they like, overall just make me completely dependent on them. I want them to treat me like I'm glass during the day and break my pussy at night because they're fucking me like they might die if they don't fill me with their cum, going round after round despite my protests so they can show how much they love and need me.

Anonymous 15162

>>15157
You have several friends with benefits?

Anonymous 15165

>>15162
>>15162
nah just one. my bad about the wording making it look like I had multiple.

Anonymous 15173

robots are such a big turn on for me and one of my biggest kinks.
the first time i watched transformers i felt so weird in my body and the more i grew up i understood why. Idk why but any kind of robot type is so sexy to me, and i really prefer the metal robot prototype ones lolol, dont give me that humanoid cyborg shit, i want to be crushed by a bunch of metals and wires and feel the hot lubricated goo inside of me



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Anonymous 14551[Reply]

Does anyone else hate blowjobs?
Both the idea and the actual act just seems so degrading and off-putting to me in a way I can't describe it.
Even with guys I was in love with I didn't like it.
My last ex never asked for one, but always went down on me and it was heaven. I don't like topping either, I still want a guy to take control.
Is there something wrong with me? Anyone here genuinely like blowjobs where you're not just doing it for the guy's sake, but because you like the actual act?
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Anonymous 15090

>>15077
based

Anonymous 15125

>nobody mentions the smell
huh?? i would think this would be the worst part

t. virgin

Anonymous 15142

>>15125
Always send someone to the shower before doing anything or do everything in the shower with them?

Anonymous 15152

>>14551
Never done it. I like the idea of it and I have enjoyed having fingers in my mouth but TBH I am too horrified of the guy doing something crazy like shoving it in to the back of my mouth or viewing me in a negative light over it so I never indulge. I have a bad fear of choking.

Anonymous 15172

>>15152
>viewing me in a negative light over it
same, this alone makes me not want to do it. ive just observed too many coomers and pornaddicts who see it as degrading. and tbh many guys are desperate enough where you can find someone willing to go down on a woman who will never reciprocate



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Anonymous 15144[Reply]

Time to choose
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Anonymous 15150

3

Anonymous 15154

>>15144
3,4, & 5 are my go to's, 7 if they're a hot older man

Anonymous 15164

1 because abs/muscles are gross to me (though this art makes 1 look kinda gross tbh), 2 is manageable as long as the abs aren't visible unless you really squint. I don't like fatties that much so 8 and 9 aren't appealing, especially 8 since it looks skinny fat and that just pisses me off for some reason

Anonymous 15168

>>15164
the pec lines are to pronounced on 1. I like guys flat

Anonymous 15171

3 is peak, 4 is also good



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yandere visual novels Anonymous 15166[Reply]

anyone into yandere romance vns for women?

i feel like its such a small niche, but theres so much amazing art being made. my most recent game is your hero, jayce blackwood. it's only $5 on itch.io and it's really good if you like puppy yanderes. it's usually not really my type, but the game is well-made by a small indie dev, so i wanted to support. but i'm glad i took a chance because it's quite good!

i'm also a sucker for anything made by gatobob! she's really good as a dev, and knows how to write intriguing characters.

Anonymous 15170

>>15166
>>15166
I am !!!! I'm currently playing 14 Day's With You. it's currently still being developed but you can still play it, the dev releases new days every few months.



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Horny Thread #2 Anonymous 14614[Reply]

Post in here when you're horny and state what you want to do and/or have done to you!
Previous thread: >>3046
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Anonymous 14736

The condom split completely in half seconds too late and I just instantly gave up and kept kissing him as he came inside me. He was pretty worried and now I want to just ride him unprotected so I can really feel him cum.

Anonymous 14740

>>14736
PILLS HERE

Anonymous 15147

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Im gonna fucking implode nonas………. I wish my current moid didn't cut me off I need to express my love and desires

Anonymous 15148

>>14661
I just want to cuddle with someone who truly loves me. Is that too much to ask?

Anonymous 15163

Strangely enough when im horny all i want is a lifelong partner, but i want to be incredibly dirty with him. i want a guy with dick piercings and tattoos. I want him to take me when im sleeping. I want him to fuck me in a latex suit with a gasmask on.



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Taboo Fantasies Anonymous 5826[Reply]

Talk about any unhealthy, taboo or just embarrassing kinks and fantasies you have here. Confess your sins.
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Anonymous 15131

I like porn where it feels like the male is being objectified instead of the woman. I think that's the reason I kinda appreciate gay porn(yaoi) and femboys(there's an effort to look nice and attractive). Idk it's just nice.

Anonymous 15140

military men or cops.
i fantasize of being gang banged by a group of them in uniform and all. ik it might not seem weird with the current trend of it but im from a country who lived under a military dictatorship, im left leaning mostly and obviously the general opinion about them here is not good, i do not appreciate them either but thinking about being used by them arouse me a lot kek

Anonymous 15141

Spoiler

>>15131
Ok so

Anonymous 15155

>>5826
>>15131
omg yesss, bonus points for me if it's omegaverse

Anonymous 15156

I have a fantasy where the guy is my dad's best friend that I've known since forever. tall, dark, and hunky with a sorta rough around the edges personality, firm but not mean. uncle vibes. outdoorsy type and maybe ex military or something idk.
go to visit him over the summer, I'll be acting bratty and teasing him for being "old" but then one thing leads to another. he has a big cock and his strokes leave me fighting for my life. I want it to be a little degrading and humiliating with him saying stuff like "you like this old man cock?" "slutty little brat" "you like getting your holes used by old men?" and other super taunting brat taming dirty talk like that.
I won't be begging him to stop I'll be begging him for a break because he's proving to me that he has the same stamina and endurance as his 24 year old self.



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Anonymous 15133[Reply]

am i the only one who has a simp fetish. i think simps are the only men worth anything

Anonymous 15135

>>15133
Depends on your definition of simp
Aren't a lot of them maladjusted incels who believe they are owed something in return for their simping?

Anonymous 15136

>>15135
i wouldnt consider that a true simp. i basically mean a submissive slave who does everything i want and worships me

Anonymous 15138

>>15136
Sounds pretty based. Have you ever had that kind of relationship?

Anonymous 15139

If you mean you like the idea of a guy being so "down bad for you" that they worship you like an angel and his bank account is a second credit card that isn't really that weird.
If it's more of an in general kinda thing and you find it hot even removed from the concept of yourself, I'm sorry nona but that is kinda approaching cuckquean territory.



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i kicked a guy in the balls for the first time today!!! Anonymous 12977[Reply]

im so hornynow fuck
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Anonymous 14539

>>12977
And then you will wonder why men hate you & people like you

Anonymous 14566

>>14539
Mother nature gave moids balls so we could hit them. Besides, there are plenty of moids that like it.

Anonymous 14581

>>14566
>Besides, there are plenty of moids that like it.
Doubt that.

Anonymous 14589

>>14539
who cares

Anonymous 15137

>>14581
t. has never heard of ball and cock torture



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