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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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Anonymous 8418[Reply]

anyone into hyperspermia? recently discovered it and it's become a fav genre. coomer moment but im always so disappointed when men don't cum like in hentai, what's this two little transparent drops shit? i don't think they cum buckets even with this condition either but tons of precum is still hot _
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60f48c85cb05d

Anonymous 8498

rumor has it there are supplements that can do this…

Anonymous 8513

I had an interesting conversation with a guy (I was pretending to be male online, I can't talk to men irl) who said he did research on this, and he told me that he believed the best way to increase ejaculate volume was to do kegel exercises because strengthening the pelvic muscles would help push it out. I don't know how true that is, but if I ever get a boyfriend, I'm gonna make him do pelvic floor exercises with me.



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BASED or CRINGE? Anonymous 7998[Reply]

let's play a little game where we rate each others fetishes, the weirder the best. Have no shame and let your inner pervert shine out!
Let's start out with mine: men in pain. Based or Cringe?
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Anonymous 8508

I will list them in order of my favorites:
>being tied up and some bbw with a massive ass wearing sweatpants sitting on someones face and farting loudly
>monsters
>skinny men being fucked by fat men
>skinny women being fucked by fat men
>bbw suffocating people with their ass till they pass out
>people vomiting when throat fucked
>asmr

Anonymous 8509

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>>8508
ok im sorry but you're the cringiest of them all in all of the thread

Anonymous 8510

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>>8509
I know

Anonymous 8511

>>8503
I don't see anything there to confirm that they are bio-male. Their voice tells me that they are bio-female. I'm sorry to break it to you. You thought that you were getting-off to a male, but you've been tricked into lesbionic masturbation. It's OK. It's OK. Don't worry. Softball isn't so bad. Just get hit by the ball on purpose a few times, if you're scared of it. After that, at worst, the game can be really boring; but it's not awful in any other way. Softball should be enough. You don't have to join the rugby club, just cause you messed up a bit when searching for sexy content.

Anonymous 8512

>>8508
>ASMR
Very lewd anon.



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Anonymous 8330[Reply]

is it gay to ERP with another girl if both your characters are boys?
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Anonymous 8347

>>8345
based

Anonymous 8357

>>8330
it's very very lesbian. better start shopping for that subaru. don't woory though. I've heard that you can learn to like the taste of pussy.

Anonymous 8461

>>8330
no. fujos are hyper-straight.

Anonymous 8471

>>8345
>that shit doesn’t exist in real life
Not that I’m defending futa, but 2D is far superior to anything real.

Anonymous 8507

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>>8330
That's double gay so it loops back into being straight.

I once spent a year pretending to be a guy and rping with an obvious guy who was pretending to be a girl. His grasp on the female anatomy was weak. He approached me in character which makes the whole thing funnier imo, I have never talked to him ooc.
>I miss my cat wife
maybe I should dm them.



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Anonymous 2[Reply]

Can we have a nsfw cute guys thread?
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Anonymous 8485

>>8484
cannot unsee

Anonymous 8486

>>8484
Narrower hips and male fat distribution.

Anonymous 8487

>>8486
Men barely have hips at all. How do they know when they have pulled their pants up enough? How do their pants stay up? So many questions.

Anonymous 8495


Anonymous 8506

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Are there any secrets to finding out if a guy is hung before seeing him naked? Anonymous 6849[Reply]

I prefer much more well-endowed men (7" and thick and up) and smaller men just can't do it for me. I've been disappointed bringing back cute guys only to see they are a waste of time.

I've checked bulges but that's not always reliable. I've been in clubs and gotten a quick feel dancing but that's not reliable either.

I heard height and penis size are linked, but I'm not sure if that's true.I know really fit guys are bigger so that helps. Is asking for a shoe size too obvious, or is there something else I need to know?

Please share your secrets!!!
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Anonymous 6968

>>6949
The only thing I could find for that was a study that was comparing species to species, not humans against humans.

Anonymous 6972

quick rundown on various traits
height: generally, the taller the dude, the longer the dick, obviously this isn't a rule set in stone but you do raise your chances
fitness(muscle): zero corelation, ask /fit/ lmao, the amount of fit dudes who do it to compensate for dicksize is surprisingly high
fitness(fat): now what IS a proven fact is that chubby/fat guys have somewhere around 1 inch of disadvantage due to a layer of skin/fat around their dick, technically the dick is still there… but a 7" fatpressed quickly can turn into an unimpressing 5.5"
confidence: probably a mixed bag but you'll have to go with your own judgement here, a guy with a big dick will be naturally more confident in his way of handling girls, a "shy cute boi" is most likely to have a complex about his average 5.5 onahole destroyer
tl:dr
try tall, confidence radiating, naturally healthy/skinny looking dudes

Anonymous 6977

>>6972

>try tall, confidence radiating, naturally healthy/skinny looking dudes


lmao

Anonymous 6978

>>6949
That's weird, didn't choir boys used to be castrated so that they would keep their high-pitched voice as they grew older?

Anonymous 8505

>>6972
>try tall, confidence radiating, naturally healthy/skinny looking dudes
Ah, yes. Much like everyone else.



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Anonymous 7685[Reply]

In my first sexual relationship with a man, lost virginity a few months ago when we met in person the first time (haven't met since then but are planning again soon). we were talking about sex again last night and I asked;
>"will you eat me out"
>"yes"
>"when you eat me out will you put your tongue inside of me or lick the external areas" (I am a retard and I have trouble talking about sex please don't bully, I just wanted to know how he does it)
>"it depends on how inward your clit is"
>"what? there is no such thing as an inverted clitoris."
>"I don't know my female anatomy well…"
>"I can tell lol"
>"I'm really bad at fingering apprently"
>"what do you do when you finger?"
>"I don't remember its been so long I just remember being really awful at it"

FUCK how has the american public school system failed us this bad that men don't even know where the fucking clitoris is??? Inverted clitoris?? Where the FUCK do you get an idea like that?
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Anonymous 7818

>>7814
Except concern about porn has a basis in reality, yes

Anonymous 7819

>>7814
No she is right that porn can be addicting and it makes people into degenerates sometimes and what its meant by that is that shit like moids going tranny happens due to porn indoctrination and who knows maybe she is right that sexualities developing aka more bisexual people come out due to pornography. it woudlnt surprise me.

Anonymous 7822

>>7685
this is probably mean, but it seems more that they don't care? A clit's nature isn't rocket science. imagine being the average male and spending 1000s of hours on porn/sex ideation yet not knowing shit.
>>7690
kek, I'm usually not in the "change people" committee tho this post is pretty spicy. with that said as someone who listens to other women on this subject out of morbid curiosity it's more of a coin toss. massive amounts of men seem very obstinate against being taught/shown things by women, or nothing sticks at all (again because many just don't really care that much). I guess maybe the one real way to circumvent this is to make sure to find a very generous, thoughtful, and attentive guy so such things would never be an issue.

Anonymous 8502

>>7822
How can they watch so much porn and not know?

Anonymous 8504

>>8502
The same way you can watch fighting movies without learning how to fight?



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What are the key differences between male and female degeneracy? Anonymous 8469[Reply]

I remember one anon saying something along the lines of "female degeneracy is different and will never be as bad as male degeneracy" and I found that to be an interesting statement. I do agree that male degeneracy is the worst one (moids are much more likely to actually act upon their degeneracy and get addicted to it etc ect) but I am sort of curious of how exactly they differentiate. Since there is no one type of female degenerate the question isn't easy to answer. I might be a bit of a degenerate myself (with yaoi) but I don't think just having myself as a point of reference is enough to fully understand the nuances and complexities of the topic. Lol let's talk degenerate!

Anonymous 8470

Women will call themselves degenerates for reading fiction that hurts no one while men abuse children and laud it as natural.

Anonymous 8475

The most widely accepted form of female oriented porn is fanfiction, written by women, for women, distributed for free, and mostly focuses on fictional characters.

The most widely accepted form of male oriented porn are videos where women are degraded, physically and mentally abused, produced for (male) profit, and focuses on real people.

Anonymous 8476

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Men = power/physical/division
Women = mind/abstraction/unification

Men want to do things TO women, women want to do things WITH men

Anonymous 8478

>>8469
I'm still waiting for the answer, so far the resposes don't really craft a working model or theory.
Seems like just another man hating thread.
If I might add my own take on it, though it is an incomplete and far from the answer:
I think men and women are quite similar, however men can more easily reach orgasm.
Both men and women need to me mentally engaged in the act to enjoy sex, however to be mentally engaged women need more than just visual stimulus.
Women need a story or a dynamic that leads to a progression of acts that lead up to climax.

When it comes to degeneracy I think that childhood experiences shape it the most.
Women who are into pissplay probbaly had problems with bedwetting and are trying to conquer that trama.
Shame may be an important factor.
When it comes to male degeneracy, anything involving their own butt is strictly tabbo, therefore more inticing.

I have a hard time believing the "bloatfly girl" (don't look it up), but if I remember correctly I think she mentions having been sexually abused (ofc).
She explicitly states that she wants to feel like trash/filth/garbage. It's a form of self harm which is usually the result of abuse.
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Anonymous 8483

>>8478
>I'm still waiting for the answer, so far the resposes don't really craft a working model or theory.
this isn't an classroom anon. fucking google if you want that



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Anonymous 474[Reply]

how would it feel having a penis?
i kinda asked myself that for a long time, not out of envy but curiosity.
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Anonymous 984

>>980
Is your clit broken? Usually it's the other way around for most girls (can't orgasm from penetration).

Cute pic btw.

Anonymous 1006

>>980
Can't you just keep it in a locked container?

Anonymous 8455

>>593
wouldn't it be like sticking any peice of your body in somthing?
Like putting your finger in playdoh?

Anonymous 8460

>>8455
this is very nearly just what my ex bf told me a BJ is like, when I asked him. He just took my hand, and started sucking on my pointer and middle fingers, like he was giving them a BJ. It actually felt really good. You can try it yourself, but know that having a hottie do it for you will feel way, way better than sucking on your own fingers. Then he said, "It feels a lot like that; but a penis has way more nerve cells than a finger, and way fewer nerve cells than a clitoris (or just less dense a concentration of cells than a clit, I forget)". He really was the sexiest guy I've ever known. A shame that he was cheating on me with men, that scumfucking lying piece of shit fa— ahem… bisexual fella.

Anonymous 8482

>>474
i mean yeah, there's no period stuff, but it just seems like this really awkward appendage. i dunno how moids manage to wrangle that shit around all the time.



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Anonymous 1990[Reply]

What are your thoughts on NTR?
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Anonymous 2553

>>2046
I also think that NTR is more so cheating that is kept hidden
While cucking is allowed sex that is obvious knowledge

So in other word, if your boyfriend likes you fucking someone else it's fuck, if he doesn't want you to fuck someone else but you do anyways it's cheating/NTR

Anonymous 8459

>>1990
NTR doesn't have to be the woman being stolen away.
I read a Dougjin where the main character is a JK girl and her little brother is starting to go through puberty.
She has her friends over and they tease him until they evetually take his innocence.
The little brother ends up becomeing emotionally distant to his sister, and becomes sex crazed for her friend.
Her friend ends up callin him little brother and the real sister is devastated.

Anonymous 8472

I don’t like it, but it pisses men off which is funny.

Anonymous 8479

Creeps into my fantasies sometimes and I feel gross afterward

Anonymous 8480

Love it in porn and roleplay. Cheaters deserve death, tho.



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