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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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My husband and I have foursomes with other couples Anonymous 4804[Reply]

My husband and I have foursomes with other couples. It turns me on when I’m watching him with another woman and he sees me with her husband. What’s your opinion on foursomes?
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Anonymous 4848

>OP tries to make us jealous and fails spectacularly

Anonymous 4873

>>4804
degenerate bs everyone knows you're lying cuckqueen

Anonymous 4881

Cucked again, anon. I guess it's okay.

Anonymous 4882

>>4804
I'd love to try it, but I don't think it will happen anytime soon.

Anonymous 4891

>>4804
Gentle reminder that having sex with other people kills a relationship.



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Porn addiction Anonymous 4630[Reply]

I wanna go back to the old days where I could just imagine a girl gently fingering me and that would be enough to get me off, where bare tits and ass was enough to turn me on. I have been watching porn since I was 13 or so and I can't coom without it anymore. When I'm horny I'm constantly masturbating throughout the day to futa/tentacles/loli/bestiality and whatever fucked up shit I find on sadpanda. Sometimes after cooming three or four times I'm still horny and no porn can get me off anymore, it's just boring. I constantly read NSFW yuri just because, not to get off or anything but because I don't fucking know, it kinda feels mentally good. I didn't know this was addiction behavior but apparently it is and I tried to stop watching porn and masturbate solely to my imagination but I failed. I have also tried not masturbating altogether and that wouldn't be a problem if there wasn't this week in my cycle where I'm horny and for 2-3 days I'm actually so horny it's physically painful and I need to absolutely get off. Have you guys gone through this before? Any advice?

I posted this in 4chinz /lgbt/ but then I remembered this place existed and that one is filled with nothing but rping troons.
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Anonymous 4648

>>4646
jeez anon
literally just read this >>4637

Anonymous 4743

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>>4635
this is literally the worst thing you could do. This just leads to delusion. Any time you get tempted to go "over your quota" you'll subconsciously think "it's okay, I can start over!" and you will continue to think so every single time you fail.
>>4637
read the entire easy peasy method book, (even though its aimed at moids it still works), have your final session, an quit cold turkey, for good. you won't look back.

Anonymous 4762

>>4743
>this is literally the worst thing you could do.

I mean it's what worked for me after a year of trying so it's clearly not the worst. lol

Personally Easy Peasy did nothing for me because I realized that porn was having nothing but a determential effect on my life and I already knew most of the information provided. I didn't find it motivating, it didn't scare me into quitting, and it didn't bolster my confidence in my ability to stop. I left the book with a "Well yeah, duh" kind of feel and felt nowhere closer to ending it, I'm weak willed and stupid.


What I listed was also a modified method aimed at smokers and I felt way more in control of how the process went along. I had a goal I was working on each week and I was going to get it done, it was an active effort on my part. I felt the structure helped.

Granted I think that everyone is different and what works for some might not work for others, but that was just my experience.

Anonymous 4889

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oh anon, oh dear anon.

I had the same problem when I was your age, at 11 I discovered yaoi/hentai mangas and at 12 I discovered real life porn and degenerate animes like Kiss x sis and Boku no Piko… I used to think people watched this for entertainment only and not to masturbate, I thought female maturation was a taboo and was overall different to how I did it because of the dudes I talked with and saw online so I didn't really indulge until I was 13, I was addicted to yaoi and later shota, I realised it was wrong but not because I was addicted, because I thought I was sinning religious bringing-up.


I quit cold-turkey but relapsed at 14 and this time it was yuri, it was so bad I'd leave in the middle of social events to go masturbate to yuri porn funny thing is that I thought I was straight and that I only liked the novelty of it >>4635 I did this and with the help of my confused sexuality I was able to quit only for a few years before relapsing again in high-school, I masturbated to IRL gay porn in high-school and had an e-boyfriend so I asked him for nudes and it kind of helped me not get super addicted like the past few times…


I'm in my twenties now and this is the ?? time I fell back into porn addiction I rationalize it by telling myself that I'm lonely and touch starved and this is as close as I can get to sexual satisfaction but it's better to abstain than get your brain hooked on porn, and it's getting more degenerate by the day it's really hard to nut to something this gross but I still do, masturbating every other day now because I'm trying to quit but I'm having second thoughts.


I always used the slow burn method here >>4635 for everything after learning that it works for binge eating and guess what? I still binge eat. and I always fall back into porn, so I'm considering this >>4743 , I looked up the peasy method and it doesn't look that bad so I think maybe you too should consider it.

I'm horny as I'm writing but let's keep fighting!

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>>4630
god I hate how society has collectively told everyone 'haha masturbation and porn is natural' I HATE IT! I noticed a year after I started masturbation the awful effects it had on my body: anxieties, passiveness, lessened energy, shit like that. GOD!



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Anonymous 4577[Reply]

I never saw the appeal of the dyed hair girl in films for moids, clementine kruczynski and ramona flowers are iconic examples that I've always bashed and shamed moids for finding attractive.



Today I had a very tough night, easily one of the worst in my life and I couldn't sleep, slept by dawn and ended up having weird random dreams and the only thing I remember before waking up was walking up to this woman who I know (in the dream I don't know her IRL), it was in public, and she looked and dressed like clementine, I had dream flashbacks of her bullying me and smearing makeup all over my clothes and I asked her to do it again and she held me closely, smiled and made fun of me then smeared makeup all over me and was bullying me, it was so intimate and kinda gentle and I told her that I was afraid she'll hurt my feelings by leaving me and she laughed and just started kissing me all over then afterwards makingout with me, the dream ended before she was able to take me clothes off.


I woke up in such a good mood even though I had a terrible night and was about to have a bad day which I did, I'm just thankful that my brain gave me that treat to keep me keep on pushing.

I also now feel guilty for all the statements I made against her and other manic pixie girls dyed hair types, I totally see the appeal now.
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Anonymous 4677

>>4676
Maybe… though my experience tells me that most of them have a cluster b personality disorder.

Anonymous 4682

>>4677
Most people on this site have a cluster b personality disorder. See: >>crystal.cafe/b/res/86717

Anonymous 4687

>>4682
Ahh yes, 404 file not found.

Anonymous 4693

>>4687
I forgot the .html at the end. Anyway it’s a link to the personality test thread.

Anonymous 4888

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>>4676
I'm OP, I dye my hair (black) very regularly, I was talking about the whole package, the annoying male fantasy pixie dream girl who is quirky and upbeat and adventurous, many alt e-girls try to play the character but it's not as organic and they rarely succeed and the pander to greasy neckbeards, even their attraction to females is a pander to those neckbeards who are into yuri, I'll die unfulfilled.



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perfect penis size Anonymous 216[Reply]

how big is your appetite?
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Anonymous 4820

>>4818
M*id alert

Anonymous 4824

>>4812
>foreskin
now this is based

Anonymous 4883

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I think a lot of us have trouble accurately describing the size of the dicks we like because moids constantly lie, there are a lot of people here claiming to have been with moids who had 9 or 10 inch dicks which is highly unlikely to say the least

If you look at this chart where penises are compared to normal sized coke cans the sizes are as follows in the format of (length in inches) x (girth in inches) / (length in centimetres) x (girth in centimetres)

4 x 4 / 10.16 x 10.16
5 x 4.5 / 12.7 x 11.43
6 x 5 / 15.24 x 12.7
7 x 5.5 / 17.78 x 13.97
8 x 6 / 20.32 x 15.24
9 x 6.5 / 22.86 x 16.51

perhaps this could serve to correct some of the misperceptions people have regarding penis size

Anonymous 4884

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>>216
Small dick men dont deserve to live.
School shooters, genoicidal dictators and pedophiles have teeney weenes, so once we can figure out penis size during pregnancy with a boy, it should be mandatory to abort dicklets. And before someone starts crying "tHaTz EuGeNiCs": Yes, that why im pro-abortion.

Anonymous 4887

>>4884
mandatory topical testosterone in childhood would work too, don't be so quick to jump to the harshest possible solution.



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Anonymous 4849[Reply]

I don't know if this counts as a fetish thread but I made it here just to be safe.

I have a lifelong interest / obsession with gender bending manga and fiction. Sometimes girl to boy but mostly boy to girl. I'm really into feminization, sometimes sexual but often for nonsexual reasons. But. I think that men into feminization is the biggest turn off ever. Can anyone relate?
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Anonymous 4851

>>4850
I like femininity in men but I'm speaking about something else. I have a lifelong friend who is a guy. I used to fantasize about us going to an all girl's high-school where he's forced to attend in drag. I'd imagine helping him dress and wear makeup and helping keep his secret. Of course nothing cool ever happens in real life so I just always nag him to crossplay at cons. He is feminine but the fact that he's not naturally into crossdressing is part of the appeal.

Anonymous 4852

Sounds like the nonconsensual element is really important to the fantasy.

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>>4849
I wouldn't call it an obsession, just a minor fetish, but I pretty much feel the same way OP. The reluctance/embarrassment aspect is also a necessary component for me to enjoy feminization.

I think it stems from one of my earliest sexually-charged experiences. I was in a mixed group of guys and girls, drinking, and playing strip-Super-Smash-Bros. But even though the guys had started drinking earlier than us, and with a large handicap of extra lives for the girls, it still seemed unfair; since the girls didn't really wanna see the guys naked as much as visa-versa. So Anonette (whose house we were at) had the bright idea that the guys would also have to put on some of her more feminine clothing, once they had nothing else to strip off.

Maybe it's just a coincidence, and even without that experience, I still would have developed this fetish. Maybe through reading gender-bending manga, or maybe I was born with this predilection. But I still like to blame Anonette's bright idea for giving me this fetish. My one consolation is that she was punished; a bunch of her clothes got stretched-out and ruined by the guys' wide frames.

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>>4849
I'm pretty sure you like the embarrassment of men crossdressing or so rather than them being actively into it.
Can relate since I love this too, but I also like it when men are very confident of their prettiness (e.g., Kuranosuke from Kuragehime).

Anonymous 4886

>>4849
is it still bad if they’re secretly enjoying it but can’t admit it or is it only a turn off if they openly like it and ask for it? to me the former is the best thing ever, the latter is a bit of a turnoff but it depends how they act I guess.



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Lewd VR game for women??? Anonymous 4856[Reply]

Moids get to have a bunch of coomer VR games for them (think Kanojo VR) but I can't seem to find an equivalent for women anywhere. Even with Koikatsu party that has character customisation, there doesn't seem to be a way to make a male character. Why isn't there a lewd VR game targeted at straight women yet?? Why can't I have a game where I can rub a 2D boy???! HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR ONE???!!!

Anonymous 4857

Why not make one yourself

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>>4857
I dont know how to make games, if I could you know damn well I would make a game like that.

Anonymous 4859

>>4858
You should learn how to make games. It's fun.

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>>4859
That would be a quite the challenge. I can give it a try for sure, I doubt I'll succeed in creating the perfect lewd VR game I envision though. I hope someday in the future there will be either a Koikatsu Party update where you can create moids or a full on Koikatsu Party-like game where I can romance the perfect moid and lewd him in VR.

Anonymous 4892

I wish there was stuff like this too, but then it just reminds me that actual full sensory VR tech is never happening in my lifetime.



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Porn for females Anonymous 2012[Reply]

What do you use to masturbate? For me porn is okay and I use it most of the time, but I'm getting really annoyed at how most of it is so pandered to males, as if a female could never possibly watch it.

One decent thing I found that seems to be aimed at females is yaoi doujin, but even then it's pretty weird and rape-y a lot of the time.

Just curious what everyone else looks at, if anything? (I guess just fantasizing is an option but I'm lazy, and I get bored of it.) Maybe there are any good porn sites or genres aimed at females?
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Anonymous 4733

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>>2012
I look at male focus porn (yaoi/male solo) on Gelbooru and /y/ and read doujinshis on MyReadingManga. I also look at straight porn (female with attractive men) which can be a little hard to find so I usually go to the Female POV/Femporn general threads on /h/.

I sometimes read self-insert fanfics when there's a particular character I like or listen to nsfw audios.

Anonymous 4834

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https://www.dlsite.com/girls/work/=/product_id/RJ314781.html
i was digital window-shopping is that even a thingon dlsite until i noticed the series i've had my eye on has a free audio/dramacd. it's mostly a stalker-ish kind of series and is quite disturbing so it may not be everyone's cup of tea

Anonymous 4838

Usually a doujin or imageset with captions. In fact the latter is probably my favorite.

Anonymous 4841

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Found this excerpt here:
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/SERIOUS+SEX+BATTLE%3A+SARAH+NICOLE+PRICKETT+ON+THE+MYTH+OF+THE+WONDER...-a0527771608
It made me wonder if porn lost something vital due to the different form factor of short internet videos, lasting minutes, as opposed to theater releases.

Anonymous 4879

I used to be able to get off to porn and hentai, it really excited me to imagine how insanely good dick must feel but I made the mistake of getting a boyfriend and it pretty much ruined my sex life forever. As in sex with men is pretty terrible and now that I'm aware of that I can see porn for what it is and I can no longer get off.

BL is alright since I can convince myself that it feels good for both parties and 2D boys aren't unattractive to me. I hate anal though. I wish I could read yuri but it seems like nearly all of it is made for men and it's more or less just as bizarre as straight porn.



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Horny Thread Anonymous 3046[Reply]

Post in here when you're horny and state what you want to do and/or have done to you!
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Anonymous 4871

>>4861
In a similar situation. I find his accent so hot, and the breathiness of his voice when he tells me dirty things just gets me unfathomably horny. He talks about wanting me to sit on his face and cum on his beard so he'll smell like me.

Unfortunately, rona is preventing this from happening.

Anonymous 4872

>>4829
have a baby

Anonymous 4874

>>4731
haw haw

Anonymous 4877

Been riding a wave of horniness since yesterday. Have not looked at porn and/or masturbated. This is cool. I like being just horny. It's nice.

Anonymous 4878

It was hot today.
I were sweating buckets in the bus and looked like shit.
As a butch lesbian who had to wear a dress for this occassion, I also felt like shit.
Not like I'll ever look like a heartbreaker.
Anyways, enough about me.
What I saw was a cute lady sitting next to me, facing away from me.
She was wearing a dress or a floral-themed top with a shoulder strap.
What really drew me into the fantasy world was a brief sight of her clavicle on her cutely freckled tanned skin.
Hot damn.
I felt extremely bad for leering at her tbh.
She was so insanely attractive, I just wanted to bend over and kiss her neck until sundow.
God I'm an idiot.



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I see this stuff everywhere? Anonymous 4826[Reply]

Why do normies and social elite love this stuff
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Anonymous 4835

this is the exact opposite of normie

Anonymous 4839

whadefug :DDDDDDD

Anonymous 4840

binland :DDD

Anonymous 4843

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>>4835
Projecting

Anonymous 4876

>>4826
Because it is, more often than not, heartwarming given how the tomboy and femboy love each other so much, they accept the other as they are.
Quite the rarity to see IRL, of course.



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