/b/ - Random

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>>276086
shucks I missed the second trait top left

>>275940
Why would she be pissed by a simple question?

A CC user running for the government? That’s awesome; I’m rooting for you!

Check her social media accounts?

>>275940
unless shes a major prick i promise she wont be mad if you ask her to resign, try asking her! ik it sounds scary but you can only get what you want if you ask 💜

>>275940
Ask her how to spell her name

>>275985
no they taste pretty gross. i think you have to cook them well done

4oz of ground meat(whichever has highest calorie to price ratio, ignoring fat) a day (keep frozen in cooler, buy as big a bag of ice as you can fit)
Buy whatever can of beans has the highest calories to price ratio, with no added fat.
Flour or masa, whichever is cheaper.
Frozen peas, Rice, Potatoes, Onions, canned tomatoes. (or their cheapest equivalents where you live)
palate of chicken ramen eat 1-2 a week as a treat.
Actually here you have all the ingredients to make chili (which freezes well) aside from the spices.

Don't buy spices waste of money for not much in return, you could also probably find pre-spiced tomatoes (tomatoes in chili sauce) or beans

Cook in bulk and freeze it, you should be cooking once every 2 weeks at most.

Eat small portions 1500 calories a day is more than you need, very probably, light exercise and water suppress hunger

>>276001
Don't do this, you WILL catch cooties.

https://efficiencyiseverything.com/eat-for-1-50-per-day-layoffs-coronavirus-quarantine-food-shortages/
https://efficiencyiseverything.com/calorie-per-dollar-list/
T1 : White bread and peanut butter.
T2 : Eggs and cheapest legume
T3 : ground meat, sausage etc
Breakfast eggs and toast with peanut butter
Lunch beans and meat
No dinner, maybe some cheeze-its or goldfish (with campbells chicken noodle if you can get it at a food bank).

But honestly if you only have 20 a week to spend on food it's time to move in with multiple people and split rent, get on government assistance etc. etc.

Bulk cooking is the way to go, you don't want to ever be in this situation. Try to work up to at least a months worth of saved food.

Sales and coupons are to trick you and extract more of your money (and time). Ignore them completely. If you have the time to clip coupons you should be clipping classifieds

>>276059
designed to trick you*

I usually do this when I'm having a breakdown and I reassure myself, answer myself, as if there where someone else with me.
sometimes it's in front of the mirror, sometimes it's staring into nothing.

i do the same and tend to do it more when i'm stressed out and at the same time i can't really control myself so sometimes i accidentally talk to myself in front of others

Kek I do this as well but in my head. I think it's just an advanced version of daydreaming, plus aren't you kind of lvling up your social stat?
OP do you talk to yourself a lot in general? I usually talk myself through some tasks, I've multiple times thought "fuck I can't do this math assignment" and then my brain tells me step-by-step what to do (it's fucking retarded, I know). It could be an extension of that.

I have done this most of my life. I'll simulate a conversation with someone, with the other giving small responses like "hmm" "right, okay" "why's that?" etc. And I'll do this at full volume.

I think some of it is me preparing for future interactions/confrontations with people. And some of it is me trying to work my way through some problem, e.g. I have some feelings that I don't fully understand and so talking about it out loud helps me work through it. It sort of helps keep my mind on track.

I think it's been a benefit to my life, but also a source of embarrassment as I've been caught a few times, or had someone ask "Were you on the phone with someone last night? I heard to talking in your room", forcing me to make something up.

>>260131
I talk to myself daily and constantly. I repeat interactions with other people that gave me anxiety by repeating the conversations verbatim over and over.

>>275989
ikik it's a boring answer but I wouldn't wanna look at them. I think it'd just hurt me for no reason and it's already in the past so who cares. But if I were to look through them I'd be hoping to find him being respectful and loving etc as it says a lot about what he's like as a partner. But then again too loving could be hurtful when reading through it. Stuff like
>I'll love you forever
>you're the only one for me
>I don't ever want to lose what we have
>I couldn't live without you
It all just feels wrong when you're the one being in a relationship with him now.
(I assume you mean messages from when they were together, not that they're still texting each other.)

>>275989
their sexting for sure

You must choose a man that didn't have an ex, then you wouldn't have this debacle.

>>275995
A don't want to teach a man how to be in a relationship. He would have no experience basically a child.

>>275996
very bad. you should be more responsible

>>275908
chicken noodle soup

sardines

Vegetarian Chili
Put it on top of a baked potato or have a side of brown rice with vegetables

Is his cock ok?

>>275933
Hard to say, you can see in the video he jams his pole in the box pretty hard. Then there’s a large amount of bending. Its very rigid so this elastic energy thrusts him upwards, but its not enough and hes unable to keep it erect in front of the crowd. This is what ultimately cost him scoring. He will have to try again, but with a bruised ego as big as his he may turn to perform enhancing drugs.

>>275828
Seems like the bar was gonna come down anyways since he hit it with his shins first.

i used to use it exclusively to read fan fics but then i realised that i could literally just use ao3 instead of having to subject myself to the people on tumblr

>>257982
No I don't believe anything alluding to Tumblr dying anymore because it's happened so many times and has always turned out to be fine

I'm so fucking glad I never used dumblr.

>>258597
a lot of the mirrors died but some are still working, nitter.poast.org works

i recently started using tumblr and was too young during it's heyday so i never really got to experience that. it has a lot of good art posting and fashion posting so i curated my algorithm to show that only. i don't follow any blogs or people so it's kinda boring and slow but it's chill i guess

There's an intrinsic difference between gay men and lesbian women. You will understand it if you see how Grindr works and talk to the men there.
Men understand each other at a base level so they don't need to communicate this.

>>275913
I think that gay marriages last longer and better than straight and lesbian ones put together?
I remember reading this on a Pew Research Center article.

>>275914
that's weird because gays don't even do monogamy

>>275792
Not really, only the stereotypical butch types are portrayed like that.

>>275917
They do actually.
It’s a small minority of course but they do.
Ever heard of gay marriages?

is that Lady Gaga!?

America ruined the Olympic. It feels like a shitty MTV music award now.

the commencement ceremony was so fucking long and boring