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News: /cgl/ has been merged with /hb/.
Please read the rules! Last update: 01/18/2019


Board suggestions and feature requests Anonymous Admin 9[Reply]

Use this thread to discuss future improvements.

Current topics:
Should crystal.cafe remain as our domain or does anyone have a better idea?

Staff titles (Admin, Moderator, Janitor) can be replaced with custom titles. Please suggest some if you like.
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Anonymous 2476

Can we have a board where it's purpose is to share contact information, servers, etc.?

Anonymous 2517

Suggestion: disable captcha on /img/. Or use the a captcha that autocompletes when you click on it.

Anonymous 2569

cam we have a "home" button at the top with the boards

Anonymous 2570

Anonymous 2585


Any chance of a crystal cafe overboard?

Rebuild Of Evangel…

Anonymous 2372[Reply]

I'm worried that there are lots of men pretending to be girls here. Maybe I'm seeing things wrong but there are too many posts which just ooze a very "male imageboard user" feeling. I can't be the only one seeing this posts which read like a re-written /r9k/ post.
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Anonymous 2577

Forgive my autism, but I don't understand the jokes
>girls don't use the internet
>no one here is a girl
I've been seeing it alot. It's just odd that now it's appearent on this site. I normally don't get jokes but I really don't understand incel humor.

Anonymous 2579


ah to be young again,

no girls on the internet is an ancient meme, at least 13 y/o by now

Anonymous 2581

You're just being paranoid sweety

Anonymous 2583

Its older than that, I remember when tits or gtfo was first posted.

I miss the old days when women were celebrated on the chans and fapped to and fought over. Its nice feeling desired even if you have the social skills of a rock.

Anonymous 2584

>Wanting to be desired by the unattractive and autistic userbase of the chans



Anonymous 2483[Reply]

How do we draw more people to the site without attracting moids?
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Anonymous 2554

Frankly, not even the discord server where verification was needed to join was safe from them, or men for that matter. You're posting amongst them both in even greater numbers here.

Anonymous 2566

The safest way is word of mouth, but it's also the slowest AND is not 100% male proof.
While growing the community would be nice I'd rather have a slow board than an active board that has more male shitposting than any sane post.

Anonymous 2573

whats a moid?

Anonymous 2578


Anonymous 2582

Definitely not on reddit


Programmers? Anonymous 1154[Reply]

I'm curious what software crystal.cafe uses. I'm a programmer and think this community is really awesome! My friend linked it to me a few days ago. I'd love to help out if possible
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Anonymous Admin 1161

We use vichan with some custom code: https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan

Anonymous 1163

Cool, thanks for the info :)

Do you have any tracking system for bug reports and feature requests?

Anonymous 1204

Thank you for this ^^

Anonymous 1520

Why won't my dollchan userscript work on this site? It should run on vichan boards.

t.not a computer expert

Anonymous Admin 1658

To be more specific, we're actually using a customized fork of Tinyboard, which vichan is itself a fork of: https://github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard


Comments & Complaints Anonymous Admin 4[Reply]

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Anonymous 2524

How sad.

Anonymous 2533

How about a ck board for cooking, recipes, and food economy?

Anonymous 2534

Are there enough users with that interest to sustain a whole board?
One or a few threads on an existing board might be more appropriate, no?

Anonymous 2547

Can we unhide /nsfw/? It's not like it would get raided any more than the other boards do. And people post random sex related stuff on the other boards anyway.
There's really no point in it being there if it stays hidden because nobody knows it exists and it doesn't get posts.

Anonymous 2553

Came here to post this. I've been browsing for a few months and did not know it existed. I think it's a great board and I really wish it would get higher traffic.


Discord Anonymous Admin 364[Reply]

Our Discord mods will enable and disable Discord invitations as needed whenever they experience too much workload in verifying new members or when there's an influx of trolls. They will edit this post whenever anything happens.

Current status as of November 15th, 2018:

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Anonymous 2548

chat ≠ thread

Anonymous 2549

Here's an idea.
Admin please just make a /discord/ board with preset threads for the different channels so the discord beggars will stop.

Anonymous 2550


Alternatively: no

Anonymous 2551

I know this is 2020 and not 2002, but how about a IRC server?

Anonymous Admin 2552

For the time being I'm not going to make or encourage any group chats.


Contributions Anonymous Admin 5[Reply]

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Anonymous 2279

Wait, what game is this from?

Anonymous 2280

Magician's Quest: Mysterious Times for the DS.
Basically Animal Crossing with a little extra plot.

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Possible raid attempt incoming. Anonymous 2443[Reply]

There's an autistic guy flooding other small boards with Gladiator. The staff here is very active, so I don't believe we'll have any problems, but I think you should know, and maybe a rangeban will be needed since he's very stupid.
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Anonymous 2513

Might just be me, but I don't actually give a fuck when we get raided. It's a minor inconvenience for us, but most of the time we don't retaliate/react in an interesting way so they're all are just chillin and posting their entire gore folder until the mods wake up and ban them. Most of the time, these raids resolve itself before most of the userbase even hears about them.
I was quite the shitposter in my edgy "2cool2bfemale" stage, so I get the appeal of ruining somewhere for other people, but I think raiding a place like this is anticlimactic since the board moves so slowly. Says a lot about the people who continuously attempt to fuck with this place when I can think of at least five other websites/web communities that would care more than we do.

Anonymous 2515

So many roses

Anonymous 2518


The moids are back. Just report anyone being a dick or claiming to have a dick.

Anonymous 2519

Someone should draw a no moids allow sign.
I would but I'm not near my computer.

Anonymous 2521

What!? The second reply was actually reasonable. I didn't expect that from r9k.


White screen? Anonymous 2480[Reply]

I made a post but whenever I click on it my screen goes white? This happens on all devices. Was my post deleted? If so, why does it still exist in the catalog? There wasn’t even any bait or anything in it.


Anonymous 2440[Reply]

idk if this is the right board or not, but does anyone have a good brownie cookies recipe that doesn’t involve brown sugar? or even just brownies?

Anonymous 2441

good ol babby (dont do the cake one tho)

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 2442

Moved to >>>/b/42068.

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