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Comments & Complaints Pt. 3 Anonymous 9259[Reply]

because the last thread is full
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Anonymous 11235

they dont even post anything funny lmao its all just cringe

Anonymous 11240

I think someone put csam links in /b/

I’m not clicking them to find out.

Anonymous 11241

Are we not allowed to talk about Ovarit on here or something? Every single thread about Ovarit on /b/ has been removed, even though none of them contained any content that warranted removal.

What the fuck, jannies?

Anonymous 11242


They just posted it again: >>>/b/233992

Mods, please report this to the authorities.

They posted the exact same thing on Uboachan, but included a CP image with the post. It was legitimately the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Thankfully, the mods on Uboachan removed it (and hopefully reported it to the authorities).

Anonymous 11243

How do I connect to the Discord channel? I went to the server snail and there was no #5286.


Mod appreciation thread Anonymous 1908[Reply]

Thank you mods for putting in your time to destroy the male invaders and keep this place nice. I see you and I love you. This thread is for good vibes to the mods only. Put complaints elsewhere.

Pictured: Me hugging a mod
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Anonymous Moderator 1919


Thank you ladies!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Anonymous Moderator 1935


Thank you! <3

Anonymous 10310

asked mods to delete something i posted for privacy reasons and they did. thank you mods i appreciate it <3

Anonymous 11175


Mods usually remove CP and other NSFL things fairly quickly after reporting them, though sometimes I see posts I make disappear; I guess they think I'm oversharing and being annoying or something idk but idrc Mods are still better here than on LC

Anonymous 11189

thank u mods for the work u do, last time i posted here was yrs ago before i reverted to lurking but even then they came in clutch <3


Anonymous 4871[Reply]

Make it so when a moid is banned, they can't appeal their ban and don't even get a notice of the ban. It seems like they are able to posts, but their posts don't actually show up so it takes them longer to realize they are banned.
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Anonymous 4964

Same. I made a joke post about deepfakes on my work wifi and got my entire work banned, lel.

Anonymous 4966

Can you link some?

Anonymous Admin 4967

You made a joke about hoping to create deepfake pornography of people you're into, that's a ban even when it's just bait. Read the room, you know where you are.

Anonymous 4968

Based admin

Anonymous 4996

Yikes, ban evasion.
I guess that sounds really disturbing, but wouldn’t that technically be allowed on x or nsfw?


how do i appeal a ban? Anonymous 979[Reply]

made a thread during the event yesterday & got banned on my pc. how do i appeal it?
new here btw
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Anonymous 11198

I really wish that weren't the case

Anonymous 11200

I'm hoping this is what happened to me! Tried posting and got the popup but all my posts should be kosher. I'm hoping it's an attempt at a new spam filter or something after the latest spam attacks but I don't know if that's too much to hope for considering it's a dedicated individual man instead of bots as far as I know

Anonymous 11202

am i still banned plz

Anonymous 11218

you're a free woman

Anonymous 11222

I think I've been unbanned! Thank you admin/mods! I'm not sure why it happened cause there was nothing listed for ban reason and now I can post again but if I did anything wrong I'm very sorry!


Cece the lizard Anonymous 1255[Reply]

Meet Cece the lizard - or the lizbian - crystal.cafe's answer to Pepe the frog.
Based on an article about a certain type of lizard that is female only.
feel free to make your own versions of her or even edit mine, anything's a contribution.
By the way - this does not snuff out the miner waitress mascot girl. She would be the wojak equivalent.
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Anonymous 11173

Fukken saved

Anonymous 11174

Hating incels is pickme behavior now…. such support for other women, much feminism

Anonymous 11208


Could someone make a Cece edit replacing Garfield

Anonymous 11209

i dont think you know what that word means
yeah sure who should john be replaced by

Anonymous 11210

maybe Biochan?<3 there's already a lot of miner x cece already


Anonymous 2780[Reply]

How did you all find this website?
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Anonymous 11009

Screenshot 2023-03…

on the allchans site

Anonymous 11075


Heard about it on 4chan like 4 or 5 years ago

Anonymous 11177

Came here from lolcow and never really bothered to realize how much cozier this place is until LC became intolerable (to me)

Anonymous 11181

Kek. Weird to see any caveman anon adjacent people here. Pls don’t be a moid lmao

Anonymous 11190

replied to a post on /fit/ about finding men gross and ugly and someone called me a femcel and told me to go here so here I am I guess. seems comfy so far


future meet up? Anonymous 4997[Reply]

I acknowledge the potential dangers to this, especially considering we’re a women’s board, but is there ever a possibility of a crystal cafe miner meet up happening? preferably in texas because that’s where i am <3 hehe
i’d be willing to set it up (location, time, etc) if people would come (i’m in Houston fyi, but we can have multiple in different places).
where would we have it? i was thinking a park or coffee shop…
what do y’all think?!
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Anonymous 10373

Probsbly going 2 get shot up. Not that I live nearby anyways but b safe out there.

Anonymous 10829

would be so down for this, euro meetup would be epic

Anonymous 11137

Yeah only male and mixed sex fringe groups are allowed to have meetups. This would just end in a mass casualty event. Women outside of the flow of society are too much of a threat to it. The XY that did it wouldn’t even face any real punishment.

Anonymous 11154

it's so paranoid to say that shooting is bound to happen as if the average person even knows what this place is

Anonymous 11178

Glowing hard, OP.


Raid, porn and gore bunker Anonymous 9533[Reply]

Bump to hide pornographic/illegal posts until mods can delete them. Doesn't have to be /b/.
Always report when you see bad posts, even if it hurts to click.
Stomaching looking at something disgusting helps out ALL nonas. Please do your part.

Last thread reached bump limit. Fuck scrotes.
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Anonymous 11176

She resembles bio-chan so much that I hope it was intentional even though I never actually played the game

Anonymous 11199


CP in /b/

Anonymous 11211

Some weirdo is posting illegal porn links in the pearl thread on b @ number 271824


Anonymous 10851[Reply]


Anonymous 10852

just saw it, fortunately it was removed straight away i didnt even have to report

Anonymous 10853

its already gone

Anonymous 10854

I don't see it either, thank fucking god

Anonymous 10855

yea i reported and hid asap ty mods for doing your job <3

Anonymous 10880


hi its OP again

currently /b/ is full of moidposts


i have reported and ignored

thx in advance mods <3


Anonymous 4812[Reply]

Every single thread on page 1 of /b/ right now is about moids or moid relationships in some form. Can we please get a containment board specifically for moid discussion because it's fucking tiresome and gay. I come to a women only space to escape from moid bullshit for a while only to find constant moid centered chatter.
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Anonymous 10765

I came to /meta/ to complain about this. The same thing has ruined other imageboards too, and every time I bring it up I just get shit hurled at me. /feels/ has a dedicated vent thread, yet still a majority of posters feel the need to make a thread venting about some moid shit in their lives. Usually these unnecessary, personal threads get around 10 replies because, who would've guessed, your hyper-specific problem isn't really relevant to the rest of us.

Newfags need to lurk more; this isn't facebook and you shouldn't just make a new post because you have something you want to say. Go to the catalogue and read the posts that are there to see if your particular issue is already being discussed. Read through the replies, and then add your contribution. I don't always read through everything in a thread, but I do my bit to read at least a dozen replies and respond to them before adding what I want to talk about. I haven't made a post here, but once I was going to so I hit "ctrl+F" and realised someone had already started discussing something similar, so I bumped that thread instead of drowning it under yet another duplicate. By lurking, you get a feel for what distinguishes "I'M SELFISH LOOK AT ME, ME ME ME" from "Here is a genuine, general topic that I would like to discuss that you may like to discuss too". I'm probably wasting my time saying this here, maybe someone who doesn't know this will read it and apply it.

Anonymous 10791

The newfags ruined the site, when it was extremely slow at least the posts were quality. Now it’s newfags larping as what they think imageboard users are like this explains the influx of those cringe femcel posts

Anonymous 10817

Crystal.cafe is a woman's image board that couldn't pass the Bechdel test.

Anonymous 10818

i’m tired of hearing about moids and the femcel larping from newfags. i wish we had a containment

Anonymous 10881

not to invalidate your point but this is an anon board how the hell would there be >2 women with names

surely you cant be advocating for tripfagging

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