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Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021


Thread request thread Anonymous Admin 5610[Reply]

As requested, as long as image uploads are still being sabotaged by the CSAM spammer, I'm going to be posting new threads for you if you post ITT. For the OP image you can either post a link or if you don't specify an image I will use a random one. This is only a temporary measure for this weekend. Thank you so much for your patience, as always.
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Anonymous 6446

All trannies are pedos, not a majority but 100% all

Anonymous 6655

There is this schizophrenic tranny named Blaine who is convinced the jannies on LC and CC are pedophiles (for some reason). All of the nonsensical posts you just saw were Blaine replying to himself.

Anonymous 6683

Most trannies are just autogynephiliac incels in dresses, ofc such moids are going to carry their preference for children over into their next weird fetish community.


Anonymous 3271[Reply]

Ongoing raid, porn and gore in /b/. ignore and report. bump this when you see this.
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Anonymous 6785

How?? Snail doesn't even work.

Anonymous 6786

Right? Why is it abandoned anyway?

Anonymous 6787

Why wait? He's just going to get worse. Tell his dad and sister too. If my son was posting that shit online I'd want to know so I could disown him.

Anonymous 6788

I don't think it's abandoned, I think they hide their activity status. Send a message and wait for a reply.

Anonymous 6789

yeah I'll probably tell his dad too but he's made creepy comments about his sister so I don't wanna involve her unless none of his other family responds
apparently he lives with his mom so hopefully she takes action since who would want to live with a pedo rapist nazi troon?


Seeking Volunteers Anonymous Admin 4485[Reply]

To nobody's surprise, we're direly understaffed and looking for more hands on deck. Anyone interested in volunteering can contact me over Discord (finding my contact info is your first task) so we can have a chat.
You will start as a Janitor. Janitors clean up spam, raids & some rule-breaking posts. They cannot see post histories or ban users, but they will have a direct line to me and be able to contribute to board culture and help shape the direction we're taking.

This should go without saying, but as always, applicants must be female and active users of the site in order to be considered.
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Anonymous 6753

some assholes who need chad's dick are disturbing over there on /b/, just reiterating the warning

Anonymous 6761

Damn I never fail to cringe that faggot. He’s been here for months now, and his posting style is very unique. I report his shit too, every time he shows up, yet nothing ever happens.

Anonymous 6763


I'm crying, begging on my hands and knees for a few more jannies, pls admin

Anonymous 6769

Maybe the mods should update whether or not jannies are still being recruited or not?

Anonymous 6770

I want to be a janny


Anonymous 3958[Reply]

what is wrong with /b/? i get that it's the random board, but the recent quality of threads has been especially low. a lot of the op's could go in the shower thoughts thread instead.

Anonymous 3960


My personal schizotake is that the low quality threads are posted by moids since there's been threads mentioning 4chan/r9k/fit and the such. But as an anon said in another thread here, because of the lolcow.farm gore spam in the MtF thread we might have a bunch of lolcow refugees posting here as well which explains the huge spark of activity on this website. Keep on reporting suspicously moid-sounding threads/posts, and do not interact with them to not encourage them to respond.

Anonymous 3961

I’ve been wondering the same. My initial thought was that it was all one anon spamming the board but I guess the jannies would’ve done something about it by now. Regardless, even though I enjoy how chil the CC mods are compared to LC, I feel like they should crack down on low quality posts even if they’re not necessarily inappropriate or against the rules. At least redirect the users to the proper threads.

Anonymous 3966

I think it's one person and hope they're okay tbh

Anonymous Admin 4025

Sorry, there is indeed a very, very dedicated poster running around making all the disjointed schizo threads. They're also very dedicated to ban evading, so we're just playing whack-a-mole until they get bored.

Anonymous 6758

> be male
> come across site for female users
> sweaty hands touch keyboard
> avatarfag x100 samefag x1000000
> sit in dark, empty room
another day well spent anons


Hello Anonymous 3678[Reply]

I've lurked lolcow long enough and heard about CC back when it was first proposed, I was reminded of it yesterday while having a lurk of 4ch and seeing someone say "go back to CC" as an insult, but I've been browsing and it seems really comfy around here. What can I expect and is it worth giving up my doomscrolling of LC? I enjoyed /g/ and I'd end up killing time on the other boards!

Anonymous 3681

Yes join us!

Anonymous 3682

You are welcome here!

Anonymous 3686

Thank you!! it's really comforting, I'm enjoying the threads! I grew up as an only child without sisters so girl advice is very cherished.

Anonymous 6757

you're replying to a one year old post dumbass troon


Anonymous 3381[Reply]

So just wondering how many of us are cross posters or lurkers on the magic man image board (wont say name to avoid causing problems here).
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Anonymous 3384

But why are you posting there? I can't see the appeal considering
its not for women and how misogynistic the user-base can be.

Anonymous 3385

Yeah, posting on their board isn’t going to make them fall in love with OP. What’s the point.

Anonymous 3387


yeah sometimes, i'm an occasional mahou shounen enjoyer..autism is entertaining.

Anonymous 3389


i lurk but i don't post because it isn't my place

Anonymous 3391

i lurk but i don't post there. i just like reading the stuff on there


Sites like Crystal Cafe Anonymous 2957[Reply]

Are there any more imageboards or forums like this? Im pretty new to CC but it seems like its not very active so I was wondering if there are some other sites only for women and with little to none lurking moids
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Anonymous 6239

This gif is so awesome and trippy. I like to come here and just stare into it every once in a while. It makes me feel hapy.

Anonymous 6240

lj 2022-07-23.jpg

There's like 100 non-russians still using LiveJournal. You can get on the front page for just posting "good morning" and getting a few friends to reply. Would imagine its like getting locked in a '90s mall overnight.

Shout-out to ohnotheydidnt for winning the Test of Time award. Future AI bots will someday datamine the site and determine that people were once really into late 2000's celebrity gossip.

Anonymous 6331

What is pull? I want to visit it

Anonymous 6386

Anonymous 6670

PULL used to be a gossip website, it’s dead now.


Anonymous 4434[Reply]

Why is this place so unnecessarily ban-happy? I have NO idea why I get temp banned but it happens a lot! Even if I don't break the rules..? It feels like being allowed to post here has nothing to do with the actual rules. My posts are obviously from a female, they're humorous most of the time, I don't have beef with anyone here, It is too much.

No wonder this board is slow or dead… I'm sorry but how is it conducive to creativity and humor if you constantly have to worry about getting banned for anything?

Cc needs to loosen up, because the boards POORLY represent women. You have all of 7 subtopics to represent their interests??? and then you ban-hammer those women for ANYTHING?? It feels the opposite of progressive to me. It feels as liberated as Sunday school.
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Anonymous 6204

I’ve been temp banned for an unaesthetic image. I come here precisely because I don’t fit into fem norms and have masculine taste in humor and hobbies. (How dare I shitpost. I get that many normie women can’t comprehend levity, but some women do. Rant over.) Mods, I have no problem with post removal. I get the message when I see patterns in the types of posts that are discordant, and I learn from my -sins- agains the community. But there’s no need for a ban. Esp if you do really see our ip history.

Anonymous 6291

Hmm, maybe give an example of what got you axed if that's possible.

Anonymous 6319

The nature of this website necessitates ban-happy mods, there is no other way to keep it in line with its mission. 4chan hands out bans like crazy and they don't even have a real vision to protect, they're just dealing with overt abuse in an otherwise "do whatever you want lmao" system, so you have to assume there will be at least as much on a website explicitly meant for women to support each other.

Anonymous 6330

Does anyone else feel like they don't? I feel like this site is full of toxicity, maybe because I can't tell who the moids are anymore and I'm tired of it.

Anonymous 6741

Same. I think ID posting and possibly even a password for members, with female voice verified by the cc mod should be required to post here. Too many samefags and raiding moids.


Anonymous 4776[Reply]

How can we grow this community while avoiding moids?
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Anonymous 6207

I wish they'd ban the obvious male who's shitting up every thread and is too retarded to know what sage is.

Anonymous 6215

Has he been banned yet?

Anonymous 6217

I don't understand the point of men interfering with Crystal Cafe. I doubt they're going to convince anyone on the board to agree with their opinions, so they're mostly wasting their time. If men fill the board, then it becomes just like every other male-filled board, then at that point, they might as well just hang out at any other male-filled board instead of coming here. Their shitposting and baitposting and raidspamming is like they see a place that's somewhat tame, and they just can't accept that. Nooo, they want to make it trashier, make it just like the rest of the internet.

Like honestly, it benefits both of us that men don't post here.

If they post here, it becomes like the other sites, and at some point, multiple men pretending to be women will be arguing with each other, trying to out-ridiculous each other with their performing caricatures. If they came here to know a women's point of view, then they won't get any honesty, because it's filled with men. If this site was already trashy, then men's inclusion would make this site 100 times trashier.

If they don't post here, then it will be an honest and amusing place for us to post in, and i guess they can just lurk-view since there's no way to stop someone from lurking. The site doesn't become complete trash, and holds a unique spot in the internet, and gets to be comfy again if outsiders stop bait-posting and other forms of interference.

Anonymous 6687

you cant

Anonymous 6714

>acting rationally


Board suggestions and feature requests Anonymous Admin 9[Reply]

Use this thread to discuss future improvements.

Current topics:
Should crystal.cafe remain as our domain or does anyone have a better idea?

Staff titles (Admin, Moderator, Janitor) can be replaced with custom titles. Please suggest some if you like.
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Anonymous 6004

I hope in the future people get banned for it without it being a written rule, then

Anonymous 6084

How about making a board about hobbies? Some anon in /b/ suggested it and it seems like a good idea

Anonymous 6201


Can you please fix the weird line formatting in posts? I fiddled with the styles a bit and found you just need to remove one css line to fix it

Anonymous 6213

Please do this

Anonymous 6706

Can you add the option to follow threads?

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