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Use REPORTS. Posting 'Mods pls' achieves nothing.
News: /cgl/ has been merged with /hb/.
Please read the rules! Last update: 01/18/2019

Keanu Reeves in DeathStranding? (meme) Anonymous 2315[Reply]

is that possible?


Comments & Complaints Anonymous Admin 4[Reply]

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Anonymous 2309

Question: Are IPs attached to reports we make?

I'm afraid of being banned because I've reported an embarrassing amount of posts lately, half of which don't get deleted or have any red message edited in which means my reports are wrong and probably annoy the mods.

Anonymous Admin 2310

I check every report personally and I have not yet banned anyone for reporting. You'd have to make dozens of reports with the clear intent of trolling for that to happen. I'm keeping an eye on some users recently reported, but most were just harmless shitposter.

Anonymous 2311


Hello. Not a serious issue, but if you could add `<meta name="mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes">` to the HTML so the site works better with the chrome web-app. That would be great.

Anonymous 2313

Is there a general blanket ban on suicide talk?
Nothing mentioned in the rules, but I just thought I'd ask here for confirmation. Thanks!

Anonymous 2314

could the nsfw board be made visible again? would love for there to be more traction on that board again.


Anonymous 1902[Reply]

Will there ever be a political discussion board?
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Anonymous 2214

Us women shouldn't care about politics, desu. Embrace tradition and stop being a little slutbag!

Anonymous 2224


Why would you want to invite cancer here? There are plenty of other places to talk about politics and literally all of them have gone to shit because of it.

Anonymous 2247

pretty sure men would rather extinguish the entire species than giving up power, i know because women would also do.
try to survive in this psycho world, it doesnt really matter who has the power, i can assure you it wont be you.

Anonymous 2249

This is good to hear, it ruins everything.

Anonymous 2312

Mussolini was a journalist
Hitler was an artist who moonlighted as a wall painter
Stalin was a meterologoist
Tito was a locksmith
Mao was a librarian
Truman was a haberdasher
Khruschev was a peasant

You never know
The future General Matriarch of the Feminist party might be a CC browsing NEET


Board suggestions and feature requests Anonymous Admin 9[Reply]

Use this thread to discuss future improvements.

Current topics:
Should crystal.cafe remain as our domain or does anyone have a better idea?

Staff titles (Admin, Moderator, Janitor) can be replaced with custom titles. Please suggest some if you like.
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Anonymous 2303


Anonymous 2304

Anonymous 2305

Make a s4s-type board

Anonymous 2306

Hey maybe you could do a kind of 4chan pass thing where users pay a small fee to evade captchas to support the site? Just a thought.

Also Admin-sama I noticed you once mentioned you're looking for a different name for /hb/. What about /hbf/? Health, Beauty, & Fashion?

Anonymous 2307

Tighten the screws on /b/. It's becoming the "complain about stupid stuff" board.


Contributions Anonymous Admin 5[Reply]

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- alternate spoiler images
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Anonymous 2267


Here you go, Anon.

Anonymous 2268


Anonymous 2269

Oh, this game is so cute. Totally forgot about it

Anonymous 2279

Wait, what game is this from?

Anonymous 2280

Magician's Quest: Mysterious Times for the DS.
Basically Animal Crossing with a little extra plot.


Cece the lizard Anonymous 1255[Reply]

Meet Cece the lizard - or the lizbian - crystal.cafe's answer to Pepe the frog.
Based on an article about a certain type of lizard that is female only.
feel free to make your own versions of her or even edit mine, anything's a contribution.
By the way - this does not snuff out the miner waitress mascot girl. She would be the wojak equivalent.
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Anonymous 2277

>no fun allowed
Good thing you seem to be in the minority here.

Pepe might be annoying but he's far from a dead meme. He and Wojak will probably be around forever at this point, go look at any board on 4chan and at least 1/3 of threads have either of those two characters as the OP.

Anonymous 2278

4chan is shit though. They they are just as embarrassing as reddit was in 2010 with all the rage comics, and they don't even realize.

Anonymous 2288

Anon, I think you just started a 21st century enlightenment.

Anonymous 2296


Ok I did it you psychopath

Anonymous 2297

I love you


Discord Anonymous Admin 364[Reply]

Our Discord mods will enable and disable Discord invitations as needed whenever they experience too much workload in verifying new members or when there's an influx of trolls. They will edit this post whenever anything happens.

Current status as of November 15th, 2018:

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Anonymous 2232

Is the server deleted or just not accepting new members?
If it still exists is there a way for me to rejoin it, I was in it awhile ago but left when I quit the internet for abit.

Anonymous 2263

this thread has been so hard to follow, a few questions I have for mods (sorry but some of the admins dont seem like they know what theyre talking about)
>is the official CC Discord deleted or not?

Anonymous Admin 2270

The server was deleted when we closed it.

Anonymous 2293

Will you be remaking the server or is it too much work and not enough reward to do it?

Anonymous Admin 2295

The general consensus is that it's more trouble than it's worth. I may be reconsidering in the future, but for now we won't make a new server.

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Phallus containment board Anonymous 2281[Reply]

Good idea or bad idea? I think it could work, plus it'd serve as a discussion ground.
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Anonymous 2284

Maybe as a honeypot so the mods can ban them more efficiently. Men have ruined almost every other imageboard out there, they can just fuck off if you ask me.

Anonymous Admin 2286

It's been suggested before and it's not happening. I firmly believe that containment zones don't work because unwanted users will just flock to our site more than ever.

Anonymous 2287

It will quickly turn into a cesspool of btards and poltards and will be the one with the most ammount of traffick on the board.

Anonymous 2291

Thank goodness admin, please no.

Anonymous 2292

I don't see the point since you can already discuss with men on other image boards


Anonymous 2160[Reply]

I petition the guberment to remove the name field to force anonymous posting

Anonymous Admin 2184

I've been considering that for a while now. Still considering.

Anonymous 2194

i don't think we should

Anonymous 2225

That would be alright. Another alternative would be a randomized name for each thread. Flower names, mineral names, and the like would be a cool theme to something like that.


Team Applications 2019 Anonymous Admin 2071[Reply]

Hello everyone!

I'm looking for users who would like to volunteer on the board.
I'm taking applications via email. Your first task is to avoid asking where to send your application. I'm sure you can figure it out.

In your email, please write a short introduction about yourself, including your age, what you want me to call you, how you found crystal.cafe, and what you like and dislike about it. If I like your application, I will approach you with a set of hypothetical scenarios for you to respond to.


Can help with raids, delete posts, and make modposts to warn users.
Can ban users, see post history, delete posts, and make modposts to warn users.

You will start as a Janitor and will later be promoted to Moderator if everything works out.
You can volunteer to only moderate specific boards.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Anonymous Admin 2127

I've added 2 new janitors and will continue to talk to more applicants in the next few days. For the time being, I'm the only one who can see IP and post history, but Janitors can help with raids and maleposting. Just an update for everyone who's curious!

Anonymous 2145

I hope you added people from different timezones to the team. There has been a raid for the last 3 hours and nothing was deleted yet. It's a small one but still.

Anonymous Admin 2154

We have pretty good coverage and the team deletes raids quickly, however there's a technical difficulty which means that if a thread OP gets deleted, it will take a few hours for the board page to refresh, unless I am online and can refresh the board manually. This doesn't count for individual comments in threads, but it's still a pain and one of the reasons I'm planning to move to a different platform with less archaic code.

Anonymous 2219

>tfw you are more active than the jannies

Anonymous Admin 2220

Currently at 0 reports, is there an issue?

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