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Moid secrets. Anonymous 68756[Reply]

We all know how primitive they are, but even they have their gender specific secrets.
Maybe you know some myths about men that turned out to be true? Share them here.
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Anonymous 70524

Wtf, I love Ancient Rome now?

Anonymous 70541

qsfz a50e2a6651d1b…

dick infodump.
Males do not need to wipe their penis since the urinary tract is already quite small.
Girls wouldn't need to wipe their vaginas either if peeing in a squatting position was allowed.
A lot of men do not need to touch their penis while peeing because the small size already does not need adjustment.
The men that need to grab their dick to aim, are usually of a larger size than average.
Of course most men won't admit to this. Many will wash their hands even if all they did was pull down their pants, and pull them back up.
Males can get hard if they need to pee. I'm not sure how that works.
A lot of socially maladjusted males will think nothing of touching their dick in private like one would rub their cheek. Then they go on to keep typing/using the mouse like nothing happened.

Anonymous 70564

>Males can get hard if they need to pee. I'm not sure how that works.
Is this bait? This is like something you'd hear in 5th grade

Anonymous 70581

>Reflexogenic erection is an involuntary process and can occur without sexual stimuli. A full bladder is mostly responsible for it. The nerves that control this reflex are present in the sacral nerves of the spinal cord which can also stimulate when a man has full-bladder.

>Some say that it is impossible to pee if you have an erection. Well, it’s all about building a strategy so you can pee when you need to pee.

> Aiming at the toilet can seem impossible without hurting yourself. So don’t force it. The best response to this is to allow your erection to relax partially. Even so, after succeeding on this part, you still need to work on getting your stream to start flowing.

Imagine having to formulate a strategy in order to pee.

The muscles that are in use inside the urethra to forbid urine flow are the same ones that permit semen to pass. Only women can pee and orgasm at the same time. Male squirting is a slashfic and yaoi artifact, not grounded in reality. The penis has two states; one permitting easy urination, and one permitting easy erection. Low-level reflexogenic erection is probably the reason men get erections while asleep, as the body suppresses the release of urine. This is also probably why men say that if they hold in their pee for long enough it feels like a sexual release.

Anonymous 70592

>Imagine having to formulate a strategy in order to pee
a trade off of our peeing compared to theirs, I've never see a line for the men's bathroom cause they can pee anywhere. We don't have to deal with piss strategy but can't pee anywhere.

Urban exploration Anonymous 70097[Reply]

What do you think of urban exploration? It's kinda a moid thing to do but I want to do it, seems so cool.
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Anonymous 70582

It's really dangerous, but I've done it many times. I used to live in a partially rural town, and me and my best friend would scope out abandoned houses to explore. Normally old houses forgotten in an overgrown bush on the side of a not-so-busy road.
There are too many to name here that we've explored, but two notable ones were:
1) what was obviously a heroin addicts bunker. The place looked completely abandoned, but was an otherwise gorgeous house: huge windows, a balcony over a spacious living room, two-car garage and a basement. This was an expensive home.
Interestingly enough, it still had power, which we found out by opening the door to a bedroom and seeing a ceiling fan spinning on the ceiling. Needles and shotgun shells littered the floor, and a soiled mattress lay in the middle of the room.
The weirdest part? The closet in this room contained a single wooden chair sitting ominously underneath a single lightbulb that hung from the ceiling. I shit you not, this was a place straight out of a movie.
2) This was a place I went to completely alone (writers note: NEVER DO THIS). It was a derelict house in the middle of what used to be a crop field. The outside of the house was completely covered in bushes, trees, and overgrown with vines, but the rest of the field was barren. It was almost as if whoever owned the field wanted to hide the house behind the brush.
I went inside (again, alone: NEVER DO THIS) and there were robitussin bottles EVERYWHERE. Giggling to myself, I turned into a room that was completely empty, save for the writing on the wall.
Someone had taken red paint (marker, maybe?) and scrawled images of demons and rantings on the otherwise white walls. It was absolutely surreal, and upon seeing what looked like a room used for summoning Satan himself, I quickly left and never returned.

There are many more I can tell you about, but that's all I'd like to share for now.

In summary, it's a really fun activity, but there are some things I wish I had done differently.

1) NEVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER go alone. I've done it a couple times, and it's incredibly dangerous and irresponsible. It's easy to find someone who is as stupid and adventurous as you are, so find a buddy (or better yet, a group).
2) Wear a mask. Looking back, who knows what kind of mold/asbestos I've breathed in. I would not be surprised if those particles come back to bite me in the ass.
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Anonymous 70588

You're fucking retarded, bpd-bitch.

Anonymous 70589

Tell us more anon

Anonymous 70590

I used to do this so much until I moved to a big city where all the cool locations are overrun with anything from hobos to drug dealers and smashed to bits with all the interesting stuff gone. But I had a few really lovely locations in the countryside that were my favorite places on earth, even if it sounds edgy. My absolute favorite was this huge abandoned industrial paper mill that spanned multiple buildings with 5 floors each, ancient computers, machine rooms, and a weirdly cozy attic with a random little room full of bright turquoise paper stacked from floor to ceiling, crooked and worn steps, round windows and The top floor had burnt down so you could step up from a staircase onto what used to be a giant factory-sized floor, step in a foot-deep layer of moss and ashes with the giant wooden beams of the former roof towering over you as you're surrounded by the forest on all sides. It had so much to explore and never got boring, there was some shitty graffiti and some vandalism (and a room full of fake blood and plushies left behind by some sp00ky edgelords) but also so many completely untouched rooms with employee files and guides, old stock, aforementioned computers and floppy disks, even a tiny room in the attic where the grey wallpaper had peeled with some floral one behind it. It was perfect.

Sadly this was before the smartphone era and most of the photos I took on my decent camera have been lost to a million computer crashes since then. I still have a few somewhere if anyone wants to see, but they don't do the utter scale and atmosphere of the place justice.

Anonymous 70591

re: "this is a moid hobby", I gotta say I never felt that safe going alone and as a general rule you should never go alone anyways, so I usually took a guy with me to help me carry photography gear and be a bodyguard in case we meet someone unsavory. If you have a guy with you you'll be less likely to be attacked simply because they respect the moid more. I've only run into people a handful of times though, usually they were other explorers or hobos. The one time I brought an all-girls group for a photoshoot, we ran into another photographer (who was doing a stereotypical "putting a topless Stacy in jeans in an abandoned building is instant art" photoshoot) and he called the fucking police on us. In any case it's not a moid hobby, but you'll probably have a hard time finding a lone woman exploring.

Now I want to get an all-female exploration group together.


Anonymous 70157[Reply]

how do you deal with scrote bootlicker pickmes in one on one conversation?

i just talked to a girl in dms (so no males present that she could have been trying to impress) and i was completely unable to explain to her that just because she personally may not feel like feminism is "necessary" in the west, that doesn't mean that that's everyones experience.

she brought up all the classics like "muh women in 3rd world countries", "muh males are disadvantaged too" etc. i think i refuted all of them fairly well but it's like she didn't want to accept that there is an issue in the first place?

idk i feel really lost in this kind of convo somehow, when i think usually i do fairly well making my point even when talking to hopeless incels.
it's just baffling to me that she doesn't see how she is being treated differently and if she sees it what makes her think she should just suck it up/ignore it? have you guys have had any experience with this type of thing

tl;dr how do i pinkpill a pickme
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Anonymous 70574

>being treated

Fair enough. Though now you have to explain why being treated like a woman means being treated like a watermelon with a hole punched in it.

>That's why I posted that picture

Hooters waitresses, like prostitutes, are usually drug-addicted sexual abuse victims. I wonder what they would do for a living if they hadn't gotten "treated like women" when they were preteens.

Anonymous 70575

That's not EXACTLY what I was going for… It's suppose to be the eternal debate of women who are willing to sell themselves rather than skills they have, and of which there will be women willing to do for forever. Not trying to make a moral judgment only that it won't go away, and that it doesn't matter if you like it.

Anonymous 70580

>It's suppose to be the eternal debate of women who are willing to sell themselves rather than skills they have

It's SUPPOSED to be that, but what it actually is is male-controlled industries using deceptive hiring practices and outright trafficking to hijack girls' futures before they've developed any skills at all.

>it won't go away

It will if we hang the johns.

Anonymous 70583

I hate to break this to you, but some bitches are just sluts. They want to fuck and have fun.
>It will if we hang the johns.
Can you stop with the memes and actually address the point. You give men far too much credit.

Anonymous 70587

send her my way then


Anonymous 70516[Reply]

Do you think you could tell someone's gender from their post(s)?

Anonymous 70525

Mu Queen Charlina II can't be this cute

Anonymous 70529

on an anonymous board where people are shitposting and crap probably not, but when I talk with the same people day to day in like a gaming group or anything like that somehow the moids can tell that I'm female and they start bothering/dming me with their depraved shit

Anonymous 70531

I think I can usually tell

Anonymous 70568

How do you think they Know?

Anonymous 70577

You will never be a woman


Communism Thread Anonymous 4053[Reply]

Post memes or theory
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Anonymous 70434


Because I live in a post socialist country. I have no desire to deny or minimise Stalinist atrocities. But the only people that would try to convince someone that "romance didnt exist", or that Russians did know know a difference between a wardrobe and a toilet, are sheltered Americans who get their knowledge of other countries from watching Borat and then completely missing the point of the movie.

Anonymous 70436

My grandmother had to give up her ancestral land to the government which then distributed it among farmers and she says it's a great thing that it happened.

Anonymous 70437


Anonymous 70475


You're right, romance can exist anywhere, without stuff like dresses, flowers, while hungry and weary about the future. But some russian soldiers did washed their hands in toilets, many of them came from regions without any modern sanitation and prisons, but that's not important, as long as we can agree that communism caused deaths of millions of communists.

Anonymous 70559

>communist countries have been at the forefront of social progress

Had he lived to see the rise of tranny bullshit, Engels would have recognized their sex denialism as the oppressive, woman-hating ideology that it is.


Anonymous 70438[Reply]

Old school crushes? I like John Grant.

Anonymous 70453


Eddie Cantor is weak and his love interests love it.

Anonymous 70537


Anton Walbrook was just asdfghjkl;

Anonymous 70503[Reply]

[move away from the mic to eat more]

Anonymous 70510


I love this channel! Makes for some comfy viewing. Shame about Tito going missing, I hope he's still out there somewhere. Here's my fav video of the great James Blackwood, raccoon whisperer.

Anonymous 70517

He wildin

Anonymous 70536


Was it the same for you? Anonymous 33287[Reply]

My boyfriend is 25 years old. He's 3 years older than me and a virgin and he didn't quite cry, but got pretty close to it, when we were cuddling for the first time.

He didn't have such a reaction to when we had sex for the first time, so I am wondering what the difference is. Why is cuddling more emotionally intense? Is it like men can practice "sex" in a rudimentary way by masturbating, but since cuddling has no replacement, it feels more intense?
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Anonymous 67782

oxytocin is released when men cuddle

Anonymous 67858

Need more of that in my life too then.

Anonymous 70506

This thread gives me life


Men should not be allowed to go to gyms Anonymous 58755[Reply]

I am being dead serious, they already have a disproportionate genetic advantage when it comes to building muscle. Bodybuilding increases testosterone, which in its turn increases male violent behaviour.
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Anonymous 65775

Have the men do exclusively cardio and have the women weight lift.
Albeit it would now be harder to catch a boyfriend if he runs away from you, so that's one potential downside.

Anonymous 70500

muscular guys are sexy as hell though what are you smoking

Anonymous 70501

ok, masochist-chan

Anonymous 70502

there comes a time in life when you must put down the pretty kpop boys and start playing with the big kids, ok

Anonymous 70505

i prefer to be safe though

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