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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics:
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

>>62606 Pinkpill thread
>>9156 Transwomen general
>>59700 TERF Memes/shittalking

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Anonymous 63140[Reply]

I like fat cocks, and I cannot lie.
Why do men and incels get butthurt at girls like me?

Anonymous 63141

Because you are true with yourself and truth hurts.

Anonymous 63144

maybe u should clarify you mean cocks, like the feathered kind.

(=> that which you can still stick up a desired cavity.)


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The truth Anonymous 37651[Reply]

Cute little boyos with older assertive girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your bitch ass taste
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Anonymous 63131

>>63130
Or maybe just in case you're not into it that much.
>Ane Naru Mono 8 | The Elder Sister-Like One 8
Further adding that it is the doujin version rather than the SFW one.

Anonymous 63134

>>37987
I was going to memepost here but you made it real. Please seek help anon, touching kids isn't ok.

>>38006
I mean, we're talking thought crimes here but ss is often more palatable because it's from guys for guys. So it's completely in the realm of fiction where they wouldn't victimize anyone. I guess the same would hold true for straight loli being made/consumed by a woman but I just know one female loli mangaka and she very clearly panders to her male audience.

>>38032
>It's considered bad because it encourage pedophiles to act out in real life, yet simultaneously porn is causing Japanese men to become sexual herbivores? Well, which is it?
Honestly a question I still struggle with. The fact that fiction influences people is kind of an agreed upon fact at this point though the specifics are still undefined.
Is porn, at least drawn porn, different from mainstream media? Can we say "oh this is fiction, only consumed by adults who know clearly that it's fantasy and therefore they won't take away any negative ideas?" If I remember correctly porn legalization was followed by a decreas in sexual assault.

Anonymous 63135

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ELF BOYS ELF BOYS ELF BOYS

Anonymous 63139

That’s a cope. Just a bizarre fetish for people with no mother figures in their life.
As for “shotas”, that’s also a cope. You might be a pedophile or masturbate waaay too much

Anonymous 63142

>>63131
Reminder that the author is a woman.


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Anonymous 62527[Reply]

What is the lurking miner drinking?
I am in for my third cup of mint tea with a splash of evaporated milk. I swear this thing is l o v e l y.

Also drink and food general.
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Anonymous 63045

>>63016
What's a good brand of green tea?

Anonymous 63062

I like to drink tumeric tea because it helps a lot with my digestion but it tastes so bad. Recently I found that if you mix it with unrefined whole cane sugar and lemon it'll taste good.

Anonymous 63066

tra-tac-xi-muoi-ho…

my mom mixes kumquat/calamansi juice with caramelizing sugar. Then she adds it in jasmine tea. It tastes really good, kinda like lemon tea but smells better imo

Anonymous 63136

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Chifir tea.
It tastes awful at first, but is somewhat addictive later.
And you can make it in an Italian coffee maker, too!

Anonymous 63138

>>63062
I actually really like the taste of tumeric/tumeric tea. Have you tried tumeric with warm milk? It's really nice.

>>63136
I looked it up and it sounds hardcore.


Anonymous 60369[Reply]

Rawr
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Anonymous 63038

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What happens in RM World if you want to be approached by a moid rather than just bagging him?
Would scouring hiking trails for potentially injured moids be a good idea?
Maybe there would be moid meet and greets for the more upper class born moids.
The main problem is that he might get bagged before he trusts you enough to live with you.
Or he could just do something stupid like getting within biting range of a stray pitbull or really any wild animal.

Anonymous 63041

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>>60380
This

How the does the video have like 95% upboats? I know the internet is stupid but I don't even understand what they're "liking". The guy's commentary? Poisoning wild animals? I expected the comment section to be virtue signaling about how sad the video is but it's full of this shit:

Anonymous 63108

>>63041
i swear to god people are getting STUPIDER every year. just listen to how people wrote/spoke back even in the 1940s and compare it to today. people need to shut the TV off, put the phone down, and go outside. i saw a post of some bougie retard in a plane flying over farm country and going "i dont know why the land looks like that but it's so beautiful" and thought it was a one-off, but i think that level of idiocy is the norm now.

Anonymous 63117

>>63108
It's a rather depressing sign of the times really.
People figured out how to hack their reward mechanisms,so they rarely bother going beyond that.
Also it's been confirmed that women would hold absolute power in RM world, right?
It would seem silly to let a pet hold any kind of offuce, even if he's your boyfriend.

Anonymous 63133

>>63117
>It would seem silly to let a pet hold any kind of offuce, even if he's your boyfriend.
Moids have proven beyond any doubt that they can not be trusted with any kind of power.


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looksmax.me found this website Anonymous 63101[Reply]

hes going to stain your lighter
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Anonymous 63110

>>63106
>ereptiledysfunction
>deaf joker femcel
clearly a match made in heaven

Anonymous 63111

higabiga.webm

Higgabigga?

Anonymous 63112

>joined less than a year ago
>spent 1/4 of the time on a site

Anonymous 63122

>>63106
I've seen so many men who find this site and think the joker pic is the actual picture of the person who wrote the thread. Bunch of retards.

Anonymous 63132

No no no no no no not these retards


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/mttg/ - Mental Time Travel General Anonymous 62787[Reply]

You just found out behind your desk a time vortex that doesn’t really send you to the past, just your mind to a time where you were younger.
Rules are simple: there are no rules! You can go anywhere to your past and stay, and fix your mistakes. What would you do, Crystal?
Mine:
I was born in 1992. I would go back to early 2004. The reasons why I choose this date are simple. 1 I would be at least old enough for people to take me a bit more serious 2 there’s enough Internet and 3 I would not reject a boy from my school that wanted to give my first kiss on that year. Now, 11 yo girl kissing a guy might sound as a bad idea, and that’s because it is, 99% but I have reasons to believe that was my greatest mistake (can elaborate if someone wants to know more).
Now, what would I do:
1 I would write a book with tips to my parents about the future and ask them to only open it if I die or break my neck or something like this.
2 Since I would be the smartest kid in the whole school, as I already know everything they’re teaching, I would as my parents to put me in a better school on the next year, and even then I would probably be the best by a wide margin, I believe.
3 Get rich with things that I know that will happen. The first one would be like Biff on Back to the Future, with sports. The second one would be investing on assets that will value, like Amazon/Microsoft/Apple stock market, sell most of them before the 2008 crisis, buy again when they are cheaper and live with all the money I would make before I turn 20.
4 Embrace my nerd self, spend more time online on Internet forums, watching anime, playing videogames and making geekier friends. Indeed, pretending to be a normie was one of my greatest mistakes while growing up, to hell with most of my friends. I know how silly it sounds, but that’s my favorite resolution, I was a really sad kid, and I hate how I lost most of the best time of the Internet.
6 Dedicate more time to build an intellectual career that was always my dream, probably on economic history. Since I would be probably seen as a genius due to my results in school and stock market that might be easier.
7 Try to prevent some global crisis, like the Corona pandemic. I don’t know how since I wouldn’t tell anyone about my “powers” or pretend to be some sort of messiah, but I would do my best.
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Anonymous 62897

>not be a sperg in my school days
>seek help sooner, especially about ADHD
>act better during my first relationship
>not date the rebound guy
>enjoy my early 20s more
>don't befriend anyone at work, work harder, quit earlier
>work harder on art, take advantage of the opportunities
>don't burn as many bridges, just phase out instead of cutting people off, it's not always necessary to make a statement and will lead to fewer awkward situations
>never move out of 2nd apartment
>end relationship with That Guy sooner

also
>invest in bitcoin

Anonymous 62901

>>62894
Almost exactly what I would do too, I would also probably post about future events as predictions on the internet just for fun

Anonymous 62941

>>62894
>start learning japanese earlier
I would simply start learning japanese. I think I'm just too old now…

Anonymous 62943

>>62787
>can elaborate if someone wants to know more
please elaborate

Anonymous 63129

>>62943
When I was 11 some guy asked to the whole class which of us were kissless. I did what almost everyone did: I lied and I said I wasn't.
A few months latter, a guy, who was regarded as one of the most handsome of the class into meand asked me to kiss him. I said no because I thought he wasn't lying on that poll (if I was going to be his first I'll never know) and I since I didn't know how to kiss it would be awful. That happened again many times until I was too drunk to have courage to kiss someone on college.
Right now, I think if I had actually kissed him I could have actually dated someone during highschool, I really regret spending all these years without knowning what school love is.
There's more, this whole story of this blunder is quite longer, but I guess you could understand part of it.


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Anonymous 44115[Reply]

Where the fuck do you meet men
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Anonymous 62939

>>62761
I messaged him and have talked now for 2 days straight now PLUS he asked me out.

Thank you for making me message him first im so happy

Anonymous 63116

>>44115
In the current year? Idk

I met my fiance at a religious function

Anonymous 63119

just put on some makeup and go on fucking bumble or tinder. Just be careful and have a proper bio so people know you are not some cum dump.

Anonymous 63121

Someone suggested martial arts and i actually think that's a decent idea. Thing is, i can't stretch out my fingers completely, because of a condition. Can i still learn Taekwondo or would i look like an idiot. Also, Kickboxing might be fun too, but you don't rly get physical with men during the training, right?

Anonymous 63128

>>63121
Do swimming instead.
I met my first bf in an advanced swimming techniques class I did at uni.


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Why have all these asian pop culture figures been an heroing at age 36? Anonymous 63115[Reply]

3 in like the last week. Her, Alien, and Oh In-Hye just today.

do you think it's because people find you valueless once you're old and ugly, especially as a woman (life is practically over after age 40) or some /x/ related reason?

Anonymous 63125

"The 27s," also known as "The 27 Club" is a term that refers to American artists and musicians who died at the age of 27.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club


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Terfposting Anonymous 59700[Reply]

The thread for all your transphobic meme and shit talk needs. Go!
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Anonymous 63085

>>63061
the "joke" is about how lesbians cut their nails to finger each other. lesbians who grow out their nails might be single.
the troon in the reply is mad they don't have a pussy i guess

Anonymous 63107

>been going for strolls at the farms lately
>overwhelming number of lolcows are troons
despite being <%1 of the population troons represent about 10% of lolcows

Anonymous 63113

>>62890
Jesus Christ, these people are nuts

Anonymous 63114

>>63085
Oh wait, THAT'S the joke?
Shoot, I had no idea what that trans person was getting so pissy about

Anonymous 63118

wisdom from the farms on Paul "Stefonknee" Wolscht, that 53 year old dude who is now a "6 year old girl", and apparently was a wife-beater and child-abuser
>Fire up the cameras because this is one lady- I mean girl! – (and by that I mean middle-aged deadbeat father of seven) who really wants the world to know how Brave! And Heroic! It is for men to embrace and devote their whole life to their sexualized embodiment of what they see women and girls as.

perfect wording


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